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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @DaniBoie
    @DaniBoie 4 года назад +533

    "My 15 yr old was playing and i was watching, without him knowing."
    *So stalker*

    • @wetlink0096
      @wetlink0096 4 года назад +1

      yeah basically

    • @diamondtermite2187
      @diamondtermite2187 4 года назад +8

      Dani Boie no, creeper

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 4 года назад +2

      @@diamondtermite2187 Aww man
      (idk the whole song)

    • @michaelsmart8670
      @michaelsmart8670 4 года назад +1

      Nome_1309 you are obviously nine years old

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 4 года назад

      @@michaelsmart8670 if a reference to Pewdiepie (yes)
      Actual age (no)

  • @emilyrose3490
    @emilyrose3490 4 года назад +1976

    I have this feeling... that these “parents” are actually little kids that weren’t able to build their dream house

  • @fikicaca
    @fikicaca 2 года назад +239

    Can we just appreciate that at 4:17 at the bottom, it says, "My kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game" with a 5 star rating?
    Edit: oh my god I have not checked this comment in so long! tysm for likes

  • @redfx422
    @redfx422 2 года назад +95

    "But I found the setting and blocks themselves to be unrealistic" EXCUSE ME SIR..BUT THE UNREALISTIC BLOCKS MAKE THE GAME SO ICONIC

  • @Ursusowanie
    @Ursusowanie 4 года назад +4604

    "Zombies are too scarry"
    *Turns peacefull mode*

    • @chasesheridan3109
      @chasesheridan3109 4 года назад +137

      you are a god you saved the world
      Coronavirus: *well yes but actually no*

    • @Nikki-tg2ph
      @Nikki-tg2ph 4 года назад +19

      How do you make the text huge!?!?

    • @TheMaxkhatau
      @TheMaxkhatau 4 года назад +7

      Spelt peaceful

    • @nightmode3782
      @nightmode3782 4 года назад +9

      @@Nikki-tg2ph * minecraft * = *minecraft*

    • @Nikki-tg2ph
      @Nikki-tg2ph 4 года назад +8

      *thanks*

  • @bor_m9610
    @bor_m9610 4 года назад +348

    4:17 "my son burnt down my house and made it up to me with this game" *5 stars*

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 2 года назад +36

    It’s so infuriating and pathetic that parents would say the fact you can die in MineCraft means it’s bad.
    If you completely insulate your child from ever seeing even a hint of death _your child is going to be utterly broken_ when they experience death for real.

  • @kdawn21
    @kdawn21 2 года назад +74

    Notch: I have made a game where you can use your imagination and make anything that you want!
    1 star reviews: no.

    • @ViorbyX
      @ViorbyX 2 месяца назад

      Children of those who gave 1 star to this masterpiece: *What did you say?*

  • @user-bo1ej5im9t
    @user-bo1ej5im9t 3 года назад +2427

    "never talk to women ever again"
    "son why are u not married yet?"
    "i cant speak to women"
    "why?"

    • @johannaappleforest7482
      @johannaappleforest7482 3 года назад +140

      I can’t stand parents like this. It’s horrible.

    • @diamonddemon7612
      @diamonddemon7612 3 года назад +96

      DO NOT like this comment
      it has reached 69 likes

    • @DP-nb8nx
      @DP-nb8nx 3 года назад +33

      @@diamonddemon7612 to bad too sad

    • @Omar__Khaled
      @Omar__Khaled 3 года назад +22

      @@diamonddemon7612 these people won't understand our *nice*.
      Sorry bro

    • @amazingfireboy1848
      @amazingfireboy1848 3 года назад +17

      @@diamonddemon7612 let's get it to 420!

  • @dunnydunn458
    @dunnydunn458 4 года назад +294

    Karen: zombies are too scary
    ZOMBIES IN MINECRAFT: green face, to black squares as eyes, punch you instead of eat you

    • @samlewis1218
      @samlewis1218 4 года назад +1

      Really? I didn’t know!

    • @misterp1355
      @misterp1355 4 года назад +6

      Eh more like a slap

    • @palidin_oc768
      @palidin_oc768 4 года назад +4

      @@misterp1355 I think you're thinking of cod zombie modes.

    • @dunnydunn458
      @dunnydunn458 4 года назад +3

      @Grim Reaper karen: 😱

    • @lemonnn2157
      @lemonnn2157 4 года назад +2

      Poor zonbies

  • @jannawolfie9862
    @jannawolfie9862 2 года назад +20

    One of the reviews: THERE ARE MONSTERS, THAT'S ILLEGAL
    Mojang: That's the reason why we added peaceful mode

  • @_lumen_
    @_lumen_ 2 года назад +28

    At least there’s one positive thing about those reviews, they’re very entertaining

  • @FoxyBlocks
    @FoxyBlocks 4 года назад +5018

    "Oh no, the creepies are killing my sonnn!" I can actually hear a Karen saying this!

    • @TypewritR
      @TypewritR 4 года назад +141

      *runs to mojang* DELETE THE GAME MY SON WAS KILLED BECEAUSE OF YOU I WILL SUE YOU AND CALL THE POLICE ON YOU

    • @baddi3sslay
      @baddi3sslay 4 года назад +82

      And, OMG I SAW MY SOOONNN DIE FROM MINING AND RAN INTO A CRRRRREEEPPPPEERRR!!!

    • @marcomichoji2352
      @marcomichoji2352 4 года назад +24

      su tart dad:o noo tha crepes ar keling my SUN
      Sorry I know its so old but I always find it so funny

    • @TypewritR
      @TypewritR 4 года назад +22

      @@marcomichoji2352 you know what is old?
      ...
      SU TART IS NOT OLD AT ALL
      and its good that you know who su tart is

    • @jasongrym4779
      @jasongrym4779 4 года назад +21

      OMG MY SON KILLED A COW AND IT TURNED TO DUST I WILL SUE YOU

  • @diegovargas2780
    @diegovargas2780 4 года назад +674

    One star reviews back then:
    Herobrine is really scary don’t buy if you don’t want your kids screaming in the middle of the night!
    One star reviews now:
    zOmBiEs aRe rEaLlY sCaRy

    • @thetrickythylacine5061
      @thetrickythylacine5061 4 года назад +18

      Don't u mean, My SoN Is ScArEd Of ThE CrEePiEs

    • @Csouzafr
      @Csouzafr 4 года назад +14

      My SoN is NoT lIkInG tHe TeLePoRtInG mAn

    • @kirolloshalim5417
      @kirolloshalim5417 4 года назад +6

      "ThE CrAfTiNg ReCiPe Of STaIrS"

    • @-Averi1-
      @-Averi1- 4 года назад +2

      William Howard Omg same

    • @Prot0genArts
      @Prot0genArts 4 года назад +1

      Herobrine was the main reason I didnt want to go into caves XD

  • @EpicProKillerFTW
    @EpicProKillerFTW 2 года назад +5

    4:03 That brings back good old memories when Minecraft Classic was free to play and playing on cool minigame servers like Lava Survival back in 2010-2012. Man I miss those days.

  • @saladbrainguy
    @saladbrainguy 2 года назад +27

    Sometimes I can’t tell if these Karen reviews are reviewing ironically

  • @Csouzafr
    @Csouzafr 4 года назад +386

    The rituals: end and nether portals
    The sacrafices: exp for enchanting
    The demons: the wither
    What is wrong with people?

    • @hypelyrics3008
      @hypelyrics3008 4 года назад +20

      EndermanEmperor ! Lol there is so many other sacrifices, Like my dogs-

    • @Csouzafr
      @Csouzafr 4 года назад +12

      @@hypelyrics3008 Oh no...

    • @boxthevideo9431
      @boxthevideo9431 4 года назад +5

      So in the Minecraft patch notes it said day removed Herobrine so i back in time made the Herobrine ritual sorry if I'm sounding like a 2013 RUclipsr

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 4 года назад +1

      Is this most American mothers looks like?

    • @YoussefAhmed-vy5ih
      @YoussefAhmed-vy5ih 4 года назад

      Intervewier: how bad is Minecraft
      These people :yep

  • @sleoosbrbd4475
    @sleoosbrbd4475 4 года назад +1077

    “My son is summoning demons!!!”
    *Me: Go play doom.*

  • @zichenghan7585
    @zichenghan7585 Год назад +3

    I love how 80% of this is just parental misunderstanding, bad parenting, and failing to understand the definition of video games in general

    • @thegeniuschannelwithlandon498
      @thegeniuschannelwithlandon498 10 месяцев назад

      The person that made the review about the so called “blood “ in Minecraft needs to research.

  • @mr.matts1789
    @mr.matts1789 2 года назад +4

    What makes me mad about this is, that the parents of the children are trying to hide them from the real world. And they don’t let them experience new things.

  • @ruthelt
    @ruthelt 4 года назад +693

    These people: Minecraft is violent
    Me: Having a memory of myself taming 10 wolves per day and taking them all to explore

    • @lynxtop
      @lynxtop 4 года назад +5

      "Every day" do they all die?

    • @lynxtop
      @lynxtop 4 года назад +6

      @@ruthelt oh, so how many are dead-

    • @Blockyverse
      @Blockyverse 4 года назад +3

      Eitan Tavor I've only tamed 1 wolf in my survival don't want any more yet but I'm still on iron level so maybe

    • @MantaKizaemonFTW
      @MantaKizaemonFTW 4 года назад +1

      [Super Metroid triumphant theme playing]

    • @joshuarazor4327
      @joshuarazor4327 4 года назад +2

      Me remebers Creative mode exist so you dont need to kill things

  • @boiledpepsi11
    @boiledpepsi11 4 года назад +567

    "Zombies are scary"
    Wither, ghasts, endermen:
    *Allow* *us* *to* *introduce* *ourselves*

    • @seancruz3936
      @seancruz3936 4 года назад +28

      Elite (Cave Noises, Blazes, The Stronghold)

    • @Glamerslan4
      @Glamerslan4 4 года назад +15

      Elite herobrine:allow me to introduce myself.

    • @Lillylafrog
      @Lillylafrog 4 года назад +4

      **Opens Minecraft
      Zombie: hi
      **Closes Minecraft and never opens it again

    • @Amber_Scarlet
      @Amber_Scarlet 4 года назад +2

      That one single skeleton with an enchanted diamond helmet that killed your entire doggo army;
      *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @Dr-Random
      @Dr-Random 4 года назад +1

      None of them even phase me I even like endermen they’re my favorite Minecraft mob.

  • @xhj0x
    @xhj0x День назад

    "i dont know.. if your son is well"
    coming back to these and im crying laughing like i did as a kid😭

  • @floppaShorts_1
    @floppaShorts_1 Год назад +3

    3:42 Me as a 4 year old playing Minecraft and has slept normally: this is true….

  • @michael_probably_exists
    @michael_probably_exists 4 года назад +377

    4:19 Did any one see the 5 star review that said:
    ‘My kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game’ ?

  • @laiqeua
    @laiqeua 3 года назад +1833

    "THERE IS SOOO MUCH BLOOD IN THE GAME"
    So every block that is red is blood, i see...

    • @crow-with-a-knife
      @crow-with-a-knife 3 года назад +92

      Lol Redstone dust.

    • @mrvoid3002
      @mrvoid3002 3 года назад +61

      Redstone block, redvool block, mushroom block ans others: our feeling are hurt

    • @nimadara
      @nimadara 3 года назад +24

      @BlockPlays aka bloodstone

    • @harbigaming.
      @harbigaming. 3 года назад +4

      You are at 69 likes right now and I a greatful man wont ruin it I dont want to commit crim

    • @abmassaro7030
      @abmassaro7030 3 года назад +16

      :minecraft Redstone
      :Karen BLOOD!

  • @nextube_owner
    @nextube_owner 2 года назад +2

    “Are u upset about ur child passionate about something?”
    Every parent is… gaming is just a crime in their eyes…

  • @wylirix0819
    @wylirix0819 2 года назад

    Parent : The zombies in this game are really scary. Dont buy unless you want your child to have nightmares
    Minecraft Zombies : *blocky green peas with black dots and clothes*

  • @lordiedams348
    @lordiedams348 4 года назад +1398

    "Is bad to kill animals!!!"
    Me making bread from the wheat I planted because I don't want to hurt the cute pig

    • @nwpgk8166
      @nwpgk8166 4 года назад +80

      PewDiePie's girlfriend managed to play Minecraft as a vegan, so other people can do so as well. 😂

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 года назад +27

      all sheeps and cows are dying because they cant find wheat to eat

    • @Mrbent_
      @Mrbent_ 4 года назад +17

      It's a game not real life also pigs in Minecraft are very thicc

    • @rod24771
      @rod24771 4 года назад +2

      I live farm life too :)

    • @iceloplayz4165
      @iceloplayz4165 4 года назад +12

      You can shear sheep instead of killing them

  • @ontrenenerus3730
    @ontrenenerus3730 3 года назад +1931

    The parents: *MINECRAFT IS VIOLENT*
    Also them: *call of duty is fine*

    • @spaghooternmeebles1497
      @spaghooternmeebles1497 3 года назад +23

      lol

    • @fantasticgood5403
      @fantasticgood5403 3 года назад +121

      *Yes Jimmy we can buy you GTA*

    • @Rei_IsJustHere
      @Rei_IsJustHere 3 года назад +78

      @@fantasticgood5403 *and jenna here's resident evil 3*

    • @Sekiro495
      @Sekiro495 3 года назад +29

      Me (bulit a gaming PC with 2070 super to play AAA games)
      also me (playing only Minecraft whole day)

    • @curiousdog9022
      @curiousdog9022 3 года назад +5

      Bruh

  • @superstev1790
    @superstev1790 Год назад

    "Minecraft has hell in it!"
    Doom: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @roxyhoyt3675
    @roxyhoyt3675 2 года назад +1

    Minecraft is what you make it;
    1. Little jimmifer is searching for diamonds
    2. Dream is speedrunning
    3. Several people are building amazing things
    4. I'm modding the ever loving hell outta the game

  • @Zetr0
    @Zetr0 4 года назад +263

    A review on Minecraft: "The zombies are scary"
    Literally every single zombie horror game in existence: *Are we a joke to you?*

    • @markus_378
      @markus_378 4 года назад +7

      Zombies in minecraft: just a zombie made out of blocks. Zombies in other games: bloody as hell

    • @jegheddersigurd
      @jegheddersigurd 4 года назад

      *maybe*

    • @scoops63official
      @scoops63official 4 года назад +1

      Minecraft zombies be like: *bbbbbrrrrrrruuuuuuuhhhhhhh*

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 4 года назад

      PvZ

    • @erikcorr3261
      @erikcorr3261 4 года назад

      Yeah zombies in Minecraft aren’t scary one bit

  • @williamsomlai141
    @williamsomlai141 4 года назад +313

    “There’s satanic rituals in this game!”
    Anyone wanna tell them about the doom franchise?

    • @seabassthegamer6644
      @seabassthegamer6644 4 года назад +22

      Isn't Doom about killing the demons though? Doesn't killing the demons mean *less* demonic rituals?

    • @Drheims
      @Drheims 4 года назад +1

      ​@@seabassthegamer6644 to war with the redskins

    • @aspirer4017
      @aspirer4017 4 года назад

      @@seabassthegamer6644 When your right, you're right

    • @misterp1355
      @misterp1355 4 года назад

      @@seabassthegamer6644 hmmmmmm

    • @roberthalzer8631
      @roberthalzer8631 4 года назад +10

      Doom is the most christian game ever, as you are killing spawns of satan to purify the earth.

  • @bananawoman7229
    @bananawoman7229 2 года назад +2

    Person who never played minecraft: "Zombies are scawy :("
    Me: "UM PEACEFUL MODE EXISTS!!!!!!!!"

  • @taylormclaney8439
    @taylormclaney8439 2 года назад +1

    2:57
    (Rephrased)
    "I was stalking my 15-year-old son watching him play a game, then he started having a social life and I burned his PC"

  • @nohandlebeep
    @nohandlebeep 4 года назад +716

    “You’re a square”
    “I’m not listening to a square”
    But, Minecraft-

    • @itzfrlx
      @itzfrlx 4 года назад

      XD

    • @aimidani3437
      @aimidani3437 4 года назад +7

      What about games like Geometry Dash or Just Shapes & Beats, games where you *legitimately play as a square?*

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 4 года назад +4

      Cubes

    • @Emetophobic1
      @Emetophobic1 4 года назад

      but, Minecraft is a square XD

    • @aimidani3437
      @aimidani3437 4 года назад +2

      XxTeayah_XayahxX I think of it more as a bunch of cubes.

  • @fliptrip4093
    @fliptrip4093 4 года назад +612

    Kid: *plays minecraft and loves the game*
    parent: "I'm about to end this kid dream"

    • @dajack7435
      @dajack7435 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @CreatureX10
      @CreatureX10 4 года назад +16

      Kid: *Plays Minecraft and loves the game*
      Parent: I'm about to to end this Kid's whole career

    • @Hoogie06
      @Hoogie06 4 года назад +1

      flip trip I’m about to end this mans whole Career

    • @eny9370
      @eny9370 4 года назад

      Spirit Animations career? Kids don't have career lol

    • @achilles6227
      @achilles6227 3 года назад +3

      bruh i read it :
      "im about to end this kid , dream!!"
      *techno orphan destroyer mode on*

  • @stulecznik
    @stulecznik 2 года назад

    Zombie in minecraft: TOO SCARY. Zombie in horrors: that is funny

  • @amandajbegley4250
    @amandajbegley4250 2 года назад +2

    "Zombies are really scary" Peaceful mod: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @Lookin-at-the-Man
    @Lookin-at-the-Man 3 года назад +272

    Random person: Minecraft zombies are scary
    Everyone else: green squares are very scary, yesyes

    • @henriquefernandes1711
      @henriquefernandes1711 3 года назад +6

      yesyes totally

    • @gemaisga.gaming4506
      @gemaisga.gaming4506 3 года назад +4

      Some of somebody brother in this vid comment: eyyo zombies cute

    • @getnoob1973
      @getnoob1973 3 года назад +3

      I was scared of them when I was 5 I started playing Minecraft when I was 5

    • @zepplayz_yt213
      @zepplayz_yt213 3 года назад +3

      Yes. I get nightmares of a green slimy blob (not dream) jumping and getting bigger

    • @pixxL_
      @pixxL_ 3 года назад +3

      @@zepplayz_yt213 well dream is a mutated teletubby

  • @JustARandomDude027
    @JustARandomDude027 3 года назад +837

    “Zombeis are really scary”
    Zombies: green steve

  • @rocket6745
    @rocket6745 2 года назад

    “The zombies are scary, your kid will have nightmares for weeks” and yet my zombies get trapped in a door lol

  • @maartenvandermeulen2643
    @maartenvandermeulen2643 2 года назад +3

    6:22 Hey that is actually a 2-star review

  • @GeorgeOrwellsBookuhhhh1984
    @GeorgeOrwellsBookuhhhh1984 4 года назад +547

    "Zombies are scary"
    Me: *laughs in cave sounds*

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 4 года назад +19

      Laughs in disc 11 and 13

    • @TapasKrNayak
      @TapasKrNayak 4 года назад +1

      So true!!

    • @UntotenTheo
      @UntotenTheo 4 года назад +5

      I fear no man... but that thing... *Disc 11 & 13 + Cave sounds*
      It scares me

    • @boredspecter8025
      @boredspecter8025 4 года назад +1

      Ture, you get used to them after a while but I can see kids getting scared of the really creepy cave sounds and the creepy discs. Reminds me of when I was young and was scared of those things. But I'm used to them now after about 7 years XD

    • @dr_billybob1086
      @dr_billybob1086 4 года назад

      Hello cu6716

  • @Account-vd4qo
    @Account-vd4qo 3 года назад +871

    These parents are the kind of people that would write a review on the pringles company saying that their kid dropped one on the ground and their kid cried
    "VERY UPSET"

    • @whuman8621
      @whuman8621 3 года назад +54

      Or "iT cRuNchEd sO LoUd iM dEfiNitElY DeAf iN oNe eAr I sUe U"

    • @Account-vd4qo
      @Account-vd4qo 3 года назад +6

      @@whuman8621 lul

    • @staringhamster2240
      @staringhamster2240 3 года назад +10

      Parents in a nutshell :
      I sAw mY sOn bReeDinG sOmE bRoWn bLocKiSh aNiMaL tHaT mAkES bOO sOuNd and hE DiD soMeThiNg tHaT mAdE tHeM KiSs aNd tHeRe wAs rEd hEaRts
      (Violence) (Sexy stuff) (drugs lmao)

    • @shelleycochrane8880
      @shelleycochrane8880 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Account-vd4qo
      @Account-vd4qo 3 года назад +2

      @@staringhamster2240 haha

  • @Shiniecaballos
    @Shiniecaballos 2 года назад +2

    "SO MAD!!!" "MY SON SAW A CREEPIE AND HE POOPED HIS PANTS""CONTAINS LANGUAGE"
    Minecraft: hi-
    "VERY UPSET WITH THE LANGUAGE"
    minecraft: am I a joke to you dummy?
    "V.E.R.Y U.P.S.E.T!"

  • @your_fat_self
    @your_fat_self 2 года назад

    **Tames a dog**
    "Omg he's feeding human flesh to cerberus ugh this game is so violent!!!"

  • @jhonenamrhein6514
    @jhonenamrhein6514 3 года назад +687

    "There's so much blood in the game!" Is your son playing minecraft, or watching minecraft animations?

    • @maxsnow9952
      @maxsnow9952 3 года назад +82

      I think their son was doing something random with redstone like putting it around a zombie and that's where the idea came from

    • @jhonenamrhein6514
      @jhonenamrhein6514 3 года назад +57

      @@maxsnow9952 That makes sense. But any sensible human would know not to mistake redstone for blood.

    • @justalemon8173
      @justalemon8173 3 года назад +35

      @@jhonenamrhein6514 unless they never heard of redstone

    • @jhonenamrhein6514
      @jhonenamrhein6514 3 года назад +14

      @@justalemon8173 fair.

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 3 года назад +3

      @@jhonenamrhein6514 the sims fair is not four bbs this commit will kill your braincells

  • @Ixerics
    @Ixerics 4 года назад +421

    Parent: KILLING ANIMALS IS SO VIOLENT
    Me: Then don’t eat anything from animals

    • @majin386
      @majin386 4 года назад +5

      Right man

    • @_2know1
      @_2know1 4 года назад +31

      They think meat spawns in supermarkets

    • @gamercraft5248
      @gamercraft5248 4 года назад +10

      @Sally NA the number is Millions

    • @wetlink0096
      @wetlink0096 4 года назад +8

      aka become vegan/vegetarian

    • @Noobwitha_Hat
      @Noobwitha_Hat 4 года назад +6

      Milk: um
      Cheese: ok
      Ice cream: but why

  • @doggies9239
    @doggies9239 2 года назад +1

    It’s so mean to see parents taking their kids personality out of them by taking away your favorite game that would be so stressful like that

  • @wowmeme7309
    @wowmeme7309 2 года назад +2

    3:41 out of all mobs they picked zombies 😂

  • @elitegaming5267
    @elitegaming5267 4 года назад +2007

    “They’re scared of the creepies”
    Me: *laughs to death*

  • @theoneandonlyloser8111
    @theoneandonlyloser8111 4 года назад +132

    Cave sounds: *exist*
    Parents: *I sleep*
    Zombies: *exist*
    Parents: *I woke*

  • @joshbyrnes8856
    @joshbyrnes8856 2 года назад +1

    Adult:your child will die me:GO TO CREATIVE MODE

  • @SneakyNinja11
    @SneakyNinja11 3 года назад +467

    Just want to say, When I was new to Minecraft, I cried for 15 minutes because a cow, sheep, and a chicken were “following” me.

  • @Spazticious9591
    @Spazticious9591 3 года назад +187

    "Animal violence"
    you know that in the stone age your race had no other choice but to hunt for food right? It's life.

    • @alexmercer9850
      @alexmercer9850 3 года назад +4

      Yap

    • @GojoSatoru_445
      @GojoSatoru_445 3 года назад +8

      Those ppl are idiots

    • @That1guyiknow
      @That1guyiknow 3 года назад +14

      I understand vegans/vegetarians in real life but when you are killing an animal in a game, that animal is just 1s and 0s

    • @frenchfried6179
      @frenchfried6179 3 года назад +9

      @@That1guyiknow well, only the visual display are 1’s and 0’s. The input system of the entity is based of of MOJANG or JAVA depending on the version.
      For example, When you hit the entity the entity before and after it gets hit are 1’s and 0’s. However, The system that takes the collision and triggers the animation are a whole other thing.
      Sorry if I sound like a nerd. I am a programmer, and I just like getting to the absolute max of detail in stuff

    • @That1guyiknow
      @That1guyiknow 3 года назад +2

      @@frenchfried6179 I know it was just an expression to make the comment shorter

  • @Tiggersrtipe
    @Tiggersrtipe 2 года назад

    4:17 “my kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game” 😂😂

  • @jeffydaganster
    @jeffydaganster 2 года назад

    “ Minecraft has monsters!” Peaceful mode: am I a joke to you?

  • @thickcat8286
    @thickcat8286 4 года назад +303

    Child; *makes nether portal*
    Parent: REEEEEEEEE *chucks PC*
    Child: *shoots man in gta*
    Parent:Nice shot

    • @Qball__
      @Qball__ 4 года назад +6

      Lmaoo😂😂😂

    • @Glgn272
      @Glgn272 4 года назад +29

      “chucks” ???? I think the word you’re looking for is *YEET*

    • @Sam-lm2fw
      @Sam-lm2fw 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @chadfoust4074
      @chadfoust4074 4 года назад

      Nice

    • @looroll8695
      @looroll8695 4 года назад

      I’m sorry but your already dead

  • @hankb4516
    @hankb4516 4 года назад +247

    18+
    "Zombies and really scary"
    *M I N E C R A F T*

    • @mr.bucket8308
      @mr.bucket8308 4 года назад +13

      Horror games : *"Allow us to introduce ourself"*

    • @corvuszeta6389
      @corvuszeta6389 4 года назад +1

      Okay, Karen. Jeez...

    • @goldfish_56tp87
      @goldfish_56tp87 4 года назад +1

      Cave sounds

    • @mr.bucket8308
      @mr.bucket8308 4 года назад

      @@goldfish_56tp87 you can disable ambience sound in setting

    • @goldfish_56tp87
      @goldfish_56tp87 4 года назад

      @@mr.bucket8308 i know, only bedrockers are instantly immune to the scariest sounds in human history

  • @extremearron
    @extremearron 2 года назад +1

    3:45 me at like 8ish years old watching john wolfe play all of creepypasta land, then not being able to sleep for a couple days.

  • @jellysoriano1514
    @jellysoriano1514 2 года назад

    Bandi: in every game you can say anything
    Roblox:are you sure about that

  • @rratbruhified1600
    @rratbruhified1600 4 года назад +285

    I like how in minecraft zombies aren't a big threat but in real life it would be horrifying(like that's ever gonna happen)

    • @youtubesicka4636
      @youtubesicka4636 4 года назад +2

      Exactly..

    • @S_R_S08
      @S_R_S08 4 года назад +3

      Yea... like that's gonna happen...

    • @meghanweymouth8632
      @meghanweymouth8632 4 года назад +5

      *happens*

    • @melissaleigh8019
      @melissaleigh8019 4 года назад +9

      We shouldn’t we worrying about zombie apocalypse we should be worrying about the REAL APOCALYPSE THE KAREN APOCALYPSe

    • @wnder5749
      @wnder5749 4 года назад +4

      @Floating Duck its a low chance of that happening...
      But it’s never zero..

  • @starwolfcyberlight4546
    @starwolfcyberlight4546 2 года назад +762

    "Do not buy zombies are really scary"
    Meanwhile my 4 year old bros slaughtering zombies like a complete lunatic.

  • @penguinplays9961
    @penguinplays9961 2 года назад +1

    bandi: nobody wants there kid to build a nuke
    my dad: ಠ.ಠ

  • @fendy_the_fox
    @fendy_the_fox Год назад +1

    Parents after playing Minecraft more than once: what is this place?

  • @Niccollo013
    @Niccollo013 4 года назад +190

    "Dont waste 20 bucks. Go buy them some books instead'
    Me:well ill just buy a minecraft book.

  • @FineMiner
    @FineMiner 3 года назад +621

    "Drinking, Drugs, and Smoking" "You can't do any of that in Minecraft!"
    Golden apples and potions: "And I took that personally"

    • @estrellagaray1762
      @estrellagaray1762 3 года назад +44

      How are you forgeting pufferfish

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 3 года назад +34

      pufferfish is literally only for getting high

    • @kimberlycaban0911
      @kimberlycaban0911 3 года назад +16

      Potion of nausea: And i took that too. (Also sorry if I spelt nausea wrong lel)

    • @jakobbernal7978
      @jakobbernal7978 3 года назад +9

      Fun fact: dolphins get high on puffer fish poison *insert "The more you know" gif*

    • @glowinggames1561
      @glowinggames1561 3 года назад +3

      yeah, but its not really supposed to be like drugs and stuff, that kinda stuff isn't really real, so it isn't as bad.

  • @laurawhite5807
    @laurawhite5807 2 года назад +1

    Comments: "wow this is inappropriate for my 6yr old"
    4yr old me: beats the entire game in a month* parents love the game* beats survival mode normal*

  • @g1keitorin765
    @g1keitorin765 2 года назад +5

    At this point I feel it’s kinda pointless to try leaving a bad review on the game bc everyone knows what it is; even my grandparents who have never played a video game at all

  • @sunnypendleton6697
    @sunnypendleton6697 4 года назад +651

    yall remener the famous meme ''get out of my room im playing minecraft

  • @thealbumenthusiast6442
    @thealbumenthusiast6442 4 года назад +111

    44 year old: Minecraft summons demons
    Brandi: you mean wither skeletons

    • @curly9138
      @curly9138 4 года назад +3

      I think they mean herobrine not wither skeletons.

    • @Wylde_
      @Wylde_ 4 года назад

      WhOs BrAnDi?

    • @sintyke232
      @sintyke232 4 года назад +1

      Maybe they ment the wither

    • @sintyke232
      @sintyke232 4 года назад +1

      @@SPG2_ probably

    • @gabrielsoriano6454
      @gabrielsoriano6454 4 года назад

      Mods, i think

  • @Neon-jp4pb
    @Neon-jp4pb 2 года назад

    Parent: Don’t build a nuke in mc!
    Me: Casually explodes 25,000 tnt
    My game: *I fear no man, but this… this scares me.*

  • @jacobs5546
    @jacobs5546 2 года назад

    Overprotective Parent (Sees kid punch pig)
    "THIS GAME IS A SIN AGAINST GOD! EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD IS IN MINECRAFT!!!"

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 года назад +737

    “Too scary”
    Peaceful Mode: Am I a joke to you?

  • @petrachord3355
    @petrachord3355 4 года назад +218

    "My 15 year old son was playing and I watched him without him knowing."
    Creeper, aww man
    Also, the one who called the music mind-blowingly awful was going too far!

    • @magpietheclown
      @magpietheclown 4 года назад +2

      Yes it is catchy

    • @llikemyowncomments
      @llikemyowncomments 4 года назад

      No not really

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 4 года назад +2

      Anna Mccoy I’m sorry someone insulted the musical genius of C413?

    • @petrachord3355
      @petrachord3355 4 года назад +1

      Noah Da Ark C418. And haters gonna hate. It doesn’t mean they’re the majority.

    • @B.E.N_
      @B.E.N_ 4 года назад

      Iol

  • @chosenexe1458
    @chosenexe1458 Год назад +1

    4:04 the review is right. Minecraft was free when I was in 6th grade in elementary

  • @Poopyfarts96.
    @Poopyfarts96. 2 года назад +1

    Parents: *throws $2k computer they bought their kid.
    Also parents: turn off the lights don't waste power cuz it's expensive

  • @abbandaee5242
    @abbandaee5242 3 года назад +104

    4:17 five stars, age 2+, “my kids burnt down my house and to make up for it, they got me this game” LOL

  • @Jack-tn8os
    @Jack-tn8os 4 года назад +214

    “Zombies are too scary”
    Zombie: “BruUuuUhHhh”

  • @lumity6269
    @lumity6269 2 года назад

    “zombies are really scary” endermen and creepers scare me more

  • @joaojonito3764
    @joaojonito3764 2 года назад +1

    2:54 "Every game has a chat where u can say everything u want"
    Me talking in roblox chat: H# #m #o#n h#w ##e #

  • @user-pd2bh3nl6v
    @user-pd2bh3nl6v 4 года назад +288

    That one Karen being a Karen: “You kill animals it’s BAD!” Me: “Is this some kind of vegan joke I’m too carnivorous to understand?”

    • @masterparker116
      @masterparker116 4 года назад +3

      #Parentsdontunderstand

    • @aristocat3012
      @aristocat3012 4 года назад +3

      at first i didnt read "carnivorous" as what it was.
      #batfluvibes

    • @poncho621
      @poncho621 4 года назад

      Lol👌

    • @dancetothebaileybeat2809
      @dancetothebaileybeat2809 4 года назад +4

      Karen here. Karen is not vegan. Karen pretends to be vegan to make vegans seem bad and therefore Karen's kids will learn how to become more copies of Karen because they know how to hate non-Karens. Karen wants Karen's kids to learn how to make non-Karens work the slaughterhouses whilst the Karens get to fit in with other Karens and eat meat.

    • @Lillylafrog
      @Lillylafrog 4 года назад

      😱😱 chicken comes from a chicken?!?!

  • @MarkedThing
    @MarkedThing 4 года назад +356

    2050:
    REAL LIFE IS TOO ADDICTIVE FOR MY SON YOU NEED TO REMOVE THIS

    • @slamwall9057
      @slamwall9057 4 года назад +3

      r/outside

    • @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077
      @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 4 года назад +9

      i mean sometimes there's this glitch where sometimes people can't see or hear, and they haven't patched it yet.

    • @superjc2528
      @superjc2528 4 года назад

      Uhm, are we still talking about minecraft?

    • @puiu102006
      @puiu102006 4 года назад +2

      its called a gun

    • @slamwall9057
      @slamwall9057 4 года назад +2

      @MR MEME r/ihaveihavereddit

  • @LegacyCyborgMike
    @LegacyCyborgMike Год назад

    " can say whatever you want in the chat "
    Minecraft: Adds chat filter to latest versions and into many other's
    Servers: Adds a mod to remove chat filter and spam filter

  • @Therivalempire
    @Therivalempire 2 года назад

    Parents: minecraft zombies are scary. Also parents: *zombie apocalypse is fine.*

    • @Therivalempire
      @Therivalempire 2 года назад

      Parents: “mY kID BuIlT a nUcLEAr BoMb” also parents with other nuke games: “it’s ok”

  • @senkobread1215
    @senkobread1215 4 года назад +183

    3:41 Don't buy
    "Zombies are really scary.if you want your kid to not sleep for weeks then definitely buy this"
    Zombies, Husks, Drowned and Zombie pigman: *b r u h*

    • @apersonontheinternet2176
      @apersonontheinternet2176 4 года назад +11

      Zombie villagers: ;)
      Drowned: :)

    • @stickfilms1
      @stickfilms1 3 года назад +4

      18 aged minecraft: zombies aren't scary these reviewers have 1 IQ

    • @EasternChaffinch
      @EasternChaffinch 3 года назад

      Ahh accourding to minecraft u cant sleep when there are hostile mobs outside so if its in minecraft ill say YES but she/he said real life things so ill say a BIG FAT NO

    • @EasternChaffinch
      @EasternChaffinch 3 года назад

      The real sleep

    • @gudfarfar
      @gudfarfar 3 года назад

      internet zombiefied piglin ;)

  • @guilhermelimadesouza3484
    @guilhermelimadesouza3484 4 года назад +246

    "This game is too violent!"
    Yeah yeah, actually, I agree with you. There are other cool games that arent violent! You might like them:
    Mortal kombat
    GTA
    FNAF
    PUBG, fortnite, any shooting game on Earth
    God of War
    Any Alien game
    And many others! They are super friendly and educating, perfect for you son! ;)

    • @riotfant2653
      @riotfant2653 4 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @urmom-px2fh
      @urmom-px2fh 4 года назад +8

      My dad plays mortal combat!
      (I have no idea how to spell it)

    • @breakfast_food
      @breakfast_food 4 года назад +12

      There’s an educational math game called Prodigy and you attack monsters.

    • @notlightbeam4889
      @notlightbeam4889 4 года назад +3

      So... Any game?

    • @shouldi9283
      @shouldi9283 4 года назад +14

      Yeah Doom is a great game for kids

  • @snakecoderscratch2716
    @snakecoderscratch2716 2 года назад

    the random dude: Zombies are scary
    the creepy noise that comes in caves: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @MS.Realods
    @MS.Realods 2 года назад

    Minecraft education: exists
    Parents of a 15 year old : “This game controls my child’s mind”

  • @starmahdawg
    @starmahdawg 2 года назад +1778

    “Minecraft has monsters” Peaceful mode: am I a joke to you? Edit: mom I'm famous
    Edit 2: ok ok I get it llama spit but it can't kill also thx for the likes

    • @raymondsantos422
      @raymondsantos422 2 года назад +87

      yeah peacful mode has no monster why does are parents that stupid my mom said pause the game then i said i cant . ill throw that computer if you dont pause it said my mom
      while my dad playing my mom pause it . my dad said i cant . its ok hunny . me be like bruh T--T

    • @mackquack7
      @mackquack7 2 года назад +14

      yes lol

    • @waluigiinsmashbros
      @waluigiinsmashbros 2 года назад +52

      If you think about it, the player is the real monster

    • @wonderboys_adventure1150
      @wonderboys_adventure1150 2 года назад +8

      Oof

    • @theteamsnowflake5932
      @theteamsnowflake5932 2 года назад +13

      @@waluigiinsmashbros Ik right?

  • @thewhen6591
    @thewhen6591 4 года назад +97

    Me, a kid: *plays minecraft*
    These parents: he’s too dangerous to be left alive!

  • @snipeshot7822
    @snipeshot7822 2 года назад

    4:18 : "My kids burnted down my house and to make it up they bought me this game" XDDDDDDDD

  • @jonhoxha5719
    @jonhoxha5719 2 года назад +7

    LOL.
    The only thing i can blame this game for is because i would like more fantasy mobs.
    Other than that the games fine and the developers are honestly being way to careful the game stays that way.

  • @yamayolochannel8733
    @yamayolochannel8733 4 года назад +273

    “This game causes violence!”
    Me: well I’m just protecting this village

    • @creative1133
      @creative1133 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @SubjectZero05YT
      @SubjectZero05YT 4 года назад +7

      "Video games call violence!!"
      Napoleon destroying an entire city: hm?

    • @snowy5161
      @snowy5161 4 года назад +6

      If you want to say videogames cause violence just go to fortnite

    • @fearingracer4253
      @fearingracer4253 4 года назад +7

      This game causes violence!
      Me helping the villagers harvest crops and trade with them

    • @iustinianusspeedruns
      @iustinianusspeedruns 4 года назад +4

      The violence is always on people, not on the game itself.

  • @rainiidraws
    @rainiidraws 4 года назад +251

    I swear the amount of Karens out there
    this sounds like my mom

  • @Mostbananaboy
    @Mostbananaboy Год назад

    *three more years later* bandi: so today we’re playing teardown the 1000th time

  • @kauwpanngoen2080
    @kauwpanngoen2080 2 года назад +1

    Bandi: Minecraft is a very good game.
    Me: No Minecraft is my life.

  • @WeedCop
    @WeedCop 4 года назад +68

    I like how one of the reviews said “drinking, drug, and smoking”
    Yeah, give your kid a copy of Fallout 4. See what happens