Can we just appreciate that at 4:17 at the bottom, it says, "My kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game" with a 5 star rating? Edit: oh my god I have not checked this comment in so long! tysm for likes
It’s so infuriating and pathetic that parents would say the fact you can die in MineCraft means it’s bad. If you completely insulate your child from ever seeing even a hint of death _your child is going to be utterly broken_ when they experience death for real.
@@ViorbyX Probably couldn't say anything at all without getting yelled at more; these parents definitely seem like the kind of people who are all like "Children are to be seen and not heard".
One star reviews back then: Herobrine is really scary don’t buy if you don’t want your kids screaming in the middle of the night! One star reviews now: zOmBiEs aRe rEaLlY sCaRy
These parents are the kind of people that would write a review on the pringles company saying that their kid dropped one on the ground and their kid cried "VERY UPSET"
Parents in a nutshell : I sAw mY sOn bReeDinG sOmE bRoWn bLocKiSh aNiMaL tHaT mAkES bOO sOuNd and hE DiD soMeThiNg tHaT mAdE tHeM KiSs aNd tHeRe wAs rEd hEaRts (Violence) (Sexy stuff) (drugs lmao)
4:03 That brings back good old memories when Minecraft Classic was free to play and playing on cool minigame servers like Lava Survival back in 2010-2012. Man I miss those days.
Ture, you get used to them after a while but I can see kids getting scared of the really creepy cave sounds and the creepy discs. Reminds me of when I was young and was scared of those things. But I'm used to them now after about 7 years XD
What makes me mad about this is, that the parents of the children are trying to hide them from the real world. And they don’t let them experience new things.
I can imagine the father , standing silent in his kid's room like a creep , watching him to be sure that the game isn't inappropriate while he could just search on the internet , then he saw two adults flirting in the chat , and he tought that it was his son that talked ( or he was just joking with a friend ) , then without a warning , he jump on his kid's computer to break it , hiring his hands , bleeding , and the kids is traumatized to life , to not be traumatized by a kids friendly game .
@@That1guyiknow well, only the visual display are 1’s and 0’s. The input system of the entity is based of of MOJANG or JAVA depending on the version. For example, When you hit the entity the entity before and after it gets hit are 1’s and 0’s. However, The system that takes the collision and triggers the animation are a whole other thing. Sorry if I sound like a nerd. I am a programmer, and I just like getting to the absolute max of detail in stuff
"This game is too violent!" Yeah yeah, actually, I agree with you. There are other cool games that arent violent! You might like them: Mortal kombat GTA FNAF PUBG, fortnite, any shooting game on Earth God of War Any Alien game And many others! They are super friendly and educating, perfect for you son! ;)
"My 15 year old son was playing and I watched him without him knowing." Creeper, aww man Also, the one who called the music mind-blowingly awful was going too far!
3:41 Don't buy "Zombies are really scary.if you want your kid to not sleep for weeks then definitely buy this" Zombies, Husks, Drowned and Zombie pigman: *b r u h*
Ahh accourding to minecraft u cant sleep when there are hostile mobs outside so if its in minecraft ill say YES but she/he said real life things so ill say a BIG FAT NO
Karen here. Karen is not vegan. Karen pretends to be vegan to make vegans seem bad and therefore Karen's kids will learn how to become more copies of Karen because they know how to hate non-Karens. Karen wants Karen's kids to learn how to make non-Karens work the slaughterhouses whilst the Karens get to fit in with other Karens and eat meat.
"SO MAD!!!" "MY SON SAW A CREEPIE AND HE POOPED HIS PANTS""CONTAINS LANGUAGE" Minecraft: hi- "VERY UPSET WITH THE LANGUAGE" minecraft: am I a joke to you dummy? "V.E.R.Y U.P.S.E.T!"
Parent : The zombies in this game are really scary. Dont buy unless you want your child to have nightmares Minecraft Zombies : *blocky green peas with black dots and clothes*
“Minecraft has monsters” Peaceful mode: am I a joke to you? Edit: mom I'm famous Edit 2: ok ok I get it llama spit but it can't kill also thx for the likes
yeah peacful mode has no monster why does are parents that stupid my mom said pause the game then i said i cant . ill throw that computer if you dont pause it said my mom while my dad playing my mom pause it . my dad said i cant . its ok hunny . me be like bruh T--T
Mothers: There is monters and death.. Minecraft death: Respawns Player: I'm back from heaven Mothers: Killing animals is Violent!! Player: ^Finds a sheep^ Aww! Look at this sheep! Im Keeping the sheep!
"Kids are performing satanic rituals, sacrifices, etc!" Woah! How'd that mom find out about the thousands of villagers I sacrifice to Notch so he can make console compatible with shaders?
Stop killing innocent villagers it's not working we're just gonna have to wait 20 years for the developers to add that. Actually you can add shaders to your world and play it on console but you need a PC for that.
my mom writing a five star review: minecraft must be a really good game because my kids play it 24/7 a random karen writing a one star review: minecraft is too scary, my 20 year old son that still lives with me played minecraft once and didnt sleep for a week. that karens son writing a five star review: i love minecraft so much that the first time i played it i stayed up every day of that wee to play it.
I was playing on bedrock and the cave sounds hit me and I nearly had a heart attack before I realized it was minecraft. I also used to think hostile mobs were scary, even in full iron on easy, lol now I literally fight mobs half iron just to get a few blocks of wood, good times.
LOL. The only thing i can blame this game for is because i would like more fantasy mobs. Other than that the games fine and the developers are honestly being way to careful the game stays that way.
"Thankfully put an end to it by angrily picking up his computer a d throwing it in the trash, he was grounded for a year and was never allowed to talk to that girl again" -a story of little jimmy
hmm ... Ender Dragon isn't the scariest ... just a cute angry big dragon ... I dream we can tame the dragon later. Probably not Ender Dragon, but another, because the end of the game is the killing of Ender Dragon.
Minecraft is what you make it; 1. Little jimmifer is searching for diamonds 2. Dream is speedrunning 3. Several people are building amazing things 4. I'm modding the ever loving hell outta the game
It’s parents like this who piss me off by being WAY too overprotective of their children like if he is 15 or 17 can’t you let him see some gore? Like damn just chill
Exactly. Their kid is freaking 15. FIFTEEN. Monecraft can be for kids age 6 and up, and I'm saying 6+ because kids younger would have to be taught how to play but they won't even learn. By the way, if the kid is fifteen, they should be used to this kind of stuff. GORE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT. Getting food is exactly like in real life, crafting system actually has a purpose, and the zombies... They are literally cute. What is wrong with people? Such haters.
4:17 "my son burnt down my house and made it up to me with this game" *5 stars*
Yeah, normal things i'll assume.
oh nice 86 likes
that's pretty cool
😂😂😂
Lmao
"My 15 yr old was playing and i was watching, without him knowing."
*So stalker*
yeah basically
Dani Boie no, creeper
@@diamondtermite2187 Aww man
(idk the whole song)
Nome_1309 you are obviously nine years old
@@michaelsmart8670 if a reference to Pewdiepie (yes)
Actual age (no)
"never talk to women ever again"
"son why are u not married yet?"
"i cant speak to women"
"why?"
I can’t stand parents like this. It’s horrible.
DO NOT like this comment
it has reached 69 likes
@@diamonddemon7612 to bad too sad
@@diamonddemon7612 these people won't understand our *nice*.
Sorry bro
@@diamonddemon7612 let's get it to 420!
Can we just appreciate that at 4:17 at the bottom, it says, "My kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game" with a 5 star rating?
Edit: oh my god I have not checked this comment in so long! tysm for likes
yea lol idk why it is like that the 5 star rating
Maybe the game made them feel better about it?
Since it is good I guess?
Yeah lol
XD
“My son is summoning demons!!!”
*Me: Go play doom.*
Hahaha
“Satanic rituals”👌😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
Same
I want to say that but you did
"Zombies are scary"
Wither, ghasts, endermen:
*Allow* *us* *to* *introduce* *ourselves*
Elite (Cave Noises, Blazes, The Stronghold)
Elite herobrine:allow me to introduce myself.
**Opens Minecraft
Zombie: hi
**Closes Minecraft and never opens it again
That one single skeleton with an enchanted diamond helmet that killed your entire doggo army;
*Allow me to introduce myself*
None of them even phase me I even like endermen they’re my favorite Minecraft mob.
"Oh no, the creepies are killing my sonnn!" I can actually hear a Karen saying this!
*runs to mojang* DELETE THE GAME MY SON WAS KILLED BECEAUSE OF YOU I WILL SUE YOU AND CALL THE POLICE ON YOU
And, OMG I SAW MY SOOONNN DIE FROM MINING AND RAN INTO A CRRRRREEEPPPPEERRR!!!
su tart dad:o noo tha crepes ar keling my SUN
Sorry I know its so old but I always find it so funny
@@marcomichoji2352 you know what is old?
...
SU TART IS NOT OLD AT ALL
and its good that you know who su tart is
OMG MY SON KILLED A COW AND IT TURNED TO DUST I WILL SUE YOU
"But I found the setting and blocks themselves to be unrealistic" EXCUSE ME SIR..BUT THE UNREALISTIC BLOCKS MAKE THE GAME SO ICONIC
fr
I can hear a mom saying hey why are these creeps following u
RUUUUNNNNNN
@@masonman8182countryball fan
The parents: *MINECRAFT IS VIOLENT*
Also them: *call of duty is fine*
lol
*Yes Jimmy we can buy you GTA*
@@fantasticgood5403 *and jenna here's resident evil 3*
Me (bulit a gaming PC with 2070 super to play AAA games)
also me (playing only Minecraft whole day)
Bruh
"Zombies are too scarry"
*Turns peacefull mode*
you are a god you saved the world
Coronavirus: *well yes but actually no*
How do you make the text huge!?!?
Spelt peaceful
@@Nikki-tg2ph * minecraft * = *minecraft*
*thanks*
4:19 Did any one see the 5 star review that said:
‘My kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game’ ?
And he's fine with that
I just commented on that and then I scrolled down more and I see this.. do u want me to delete my comment
Nah it's good
Omg I m saw that lol
XD
It’s so infuriating and pathetic that parents would say the fact you can die in MineCraft means it’s bad.
If you completely insulate your child from ever seeing even a hint of death _your child is going to be utterly broken_ when they experience death for real.
Parent: KILLING ANIMALS IS SO VIOLENT
Me: Then don’t eat anything from animals
Right man
They think meat spawns in supermarkets
@Sally NA the number is Millions
aka become vegan/vegetarian
Milk: um
Cheese: ok
Ice cream: but why
"Is bad to kill animals!!!"
Me making bread from the wheat I planted because I don't want to hurt the cute pig
PewDiePie's girlfriend managed to play Minecraft as a vegan, so other people can do so as well. 😂
all sheeps and cows are dying because they cant find wheat to eat
It's a game not real life also pigs in Minecraft are very thicc
I live farm life too :)
You can shear sheep instead of killing them
Karen: zombies are too scary
ZOMBIES IN MINECRAFT: green face, to black squares as eyes, punch you instead of eat you
Really? I didn’t know!
Eh more like a slap
@@misterp1355 I think you're thinking of cod zombie modes.
@Grim Reaper karen: 😱
Poor zonbies
Notch: I have made a game where you can use your imagination and make anything that you want!
1 star reviews: no.
Children of those who gave 1 star to this masterpiece: *What did you say?*
@@ViorbyX Probably couldn't say anything at all without getting yelled at more; these parents definitely seem like the kind of people who are all like "Children are to be seen and not heard".
One star reviews back then:
Herobrine is really scary don’t buy if you don’t want your kids screaming in the middle of the night!
One star reviews now:
zOmBiEs aRe rEaLlY sCaRy
Don't u mean, My SoN Is ScArEd Of ThE CrEePiEs
My SoN is NoT lIkInG tHe TeLePoRtInG mAn
"ThE CrAfTiNg ReCiPe Of STaIrS"
William Howard Omg same
Herobrine was the main reason I didnt want to go into caves XD
I have this feeling... that these “parents” are actually little kids that weren’t able to build their dream house
Your comment makes a lot of sense
*build
CuppaJoe1 oops thx
In my feeling... they are a toddler who keeps getting killed by creeper/Lava
true lol
These parents are the kind of people that would write a review on the pringles company saying that their kid dropped one on the ground and their kid cried
"VERY UPSET"
Or "iT cRuNchEd sO LoUd iM dEfiNitElY DeAf iN oNe eAr I sUe U"
@@whuman8621 lul
Parents in a nutshell :
I sAw mY sOn bReeDinG sOmE bRoWn bLocKiSh aNiMaL tHaT mAkES bOO sOuNd and hE DiD soMeThiNg tHaT mAdE tHeM KiSs aNd tHeRe wAs rEd hEaRts
(Violence) (Sexy stuff) (drugs lmao)
Lol
@@lightningbolts-2 haha
At least there’s one positive thing about those reviews, they’re very entertaining
The rituals: end and nether portals
The sacrafices: exp for enchanting
The demons: the wither
What is wrong with people?
EndermanEmperor ! Lol there is so many other sacrifices, Like my dogs-
@@hypelyrics3008 Oh no...
So in the Minecraft patch notes it said day removed Herobrine so i back in time made the Herobrine ritual sorry if I'm sounding like a 2013 RUclipsr
Is this most American mothers looks like?
Intervewier: how bad is Minecraft
These people :yep
These people: Minecraft is violent
Me: Having a memory of myself taming 10 wolves per day and taking them all to explore
"Every day" do they all die?
@@ruthelt oh, so how many are dead-
Eitan Tavor I've only tamed 1 wolf in my survival don't want any more yet but I'm still on iron level so maybe
[Super Metroid triumphant theme playing]
Me remebers Creative mode exist so you dont need to kill things
A review on Minecraft: "The zombies are scary"
Literally every single zombie horror game in existence: *Are we a joke to you?*
Zombies in minecraft: just a zombie made out of blocks. Zombies in other games: bloody as hell
*maybe*
Minecraft zombies be like: *bbbbbrrrrrrruuuuuuuhhhhhhh*
PvZ
Yeah zombies in Minecraft aren’t scary one bit
“He’s 17 btw” left me on the floor laughing and questioning life as we know it.
“There’s satanic rituals in this game!”
Anyone wanna tell them about the doom franchise?
Isn't Doom about killing the demons though? Doesn't killing the demons mean *less* demonic rituals?
@@seabassthegamer6644 to war with the redskins
@@seabassthegamer6644 When your right, you're right
@@seabassthegamer6644 hmmmmmm
Doom is the most christian game ever, as you are killing spawns of satan to purify the earth.
“They’re scared of the creepies”
Me: *laughs to death*
no no..there DEATH MONSTERS SO SCAWY
Luis Brunstein you dumb
nichole moore what?
Smae also i knew i wasnt alone 😹
nichole moore *your your more dumber lmao
Kid: *plays minecraft and loves the game*
parent: "I'm about to end this kid dream"
lol
Kid: *Plays Minecraft and loves the game*
Parent: I'm about to to end this Kid's whole career
flip trip I’m about to end this mans whole Career
Spirit Animations career? Kids don't have career lol
bruh i read it :
"im about to end this kid , dream!!"
*techno orphan destroyer mode on*
One of the reviews: THERE ARE MONSTERS, THAT'S ILLEGAL
Mojang: That's the reason why we added peaceful mode
"THERE IS SOOO MUCH BLOOD IN THE GAME"
So every block that is red is blood, i see...
Lol Redstone dust.
Redstone block, redvool block, mushroom block ans others: our feeling are hurt
@BlockPlays aka bloodstone
You are at 69 likes right now and I a greatful man wont ruin it I dont want to commit crim
:minecraft Redstone
:Karen BLOOD!
“You’re a square”
“I’m not listening to a square”
But, Minecraft-
What about games like Geometry Dash or Just Shapes & Beats, games where you *legitimately play as a square?*
Cubes
but, Minecraft is a square XD
XxTeayah_XayahxX I think of it more as a bunch of cubes.
@@Emetophobic1 no not really
“Zombeis are really scary”
Zombies: green steve
Zombeis
Ah a stack of likes
Hehe 69 likes
Not anymore
@@fathan5626 oof
4:03 That brings back good old memories when Minecraft Classic was free to play and playing on cool minigame servers like Lava Survival back in 2010-2012. Man I miss those days.
Child; *makes nether portal*
Parent: REEEEEEEEE *chucks PC*
Child: *shoots man in gta*
Parent:Nice shot
Lmaoo😂😂😂
“chucks” ???? I think the word you’re looking for is *YEET*
True
Nice
I’m sorry but your already dead
Random person: Minecraft zombies are scary
Everyone else: green squares are very scary, yesyes
yesyes totally
Some of somebody brother in this vid comment: eyyo zombies cute
I was scared of them when I was 5 I started playing Minecraft when I was 5
Yes. I get nightmares of a green slimy blob (not dream) jumping and getting bigger
@@zepplayz_yt213 well dream is a mutated teletubby
"There's so much blood in the game!" Is your son playing minecraft, or watching minecraft animations?
I think their son was doing something random with redstone like putting it around a zombie and that's where the idea came from
@@maxsnow9952 That makes sense. But any sensible human would know not to mistake redstone for blood.
@@jhonenamrhein6514 unless they never heard of redstone
@@justalemon8173 fair.
@@jhonenamrhein6514 the sims fair is not four bbs this commit will kill your braincells
Sometimes I can’t tell if these Karen reviews are reviewing ironically
"Drinking, Drugs, and Smoking" "You can't do any of that in Minecraft!"
Golden apples and potions: "And I took that personally"
How are you forgeting pufferfish
pufferfish is literally only for getting high
Potion of nausea: And i took that too. (Also sorry if I spelt nausea wrong lel)
Fun fact: dolphins get high on puffer fish poison *insert "The more you know" gif*
yeah, but its not really supposed to be like drugs and stuff, that kinda stuff isn't really real, so it isn't as bad.
"Do not buy zombies are really scary"
Meanwhile my 4 year old bros slaughtering zombies like a complete lunatic.
Hahahahaha lolll
Lol😂
brave kids hahaha
Ya mean your 4 year old bro with de boys :D
Meanwhile my 6 year cousin playing doom
"Zombies are scary"
Me: *laughs in cave sounds*
Laughs in disc 11 and 13
So true!!
I fear no man... but that thing... *Disc 11 & 13 + Cave sounds*
It scares me
Ture, you get used to them after a while but I can see kids getting scared of the really creepy cave sounds and the creepy discs. Reminds me of when I was young and was scared of those things. But I'm used to them now after about 7 years XD
Hello cu6716
2:57
(Rephrased)
"I was stalking my 15-year-old son watching him play a game, then he started having a social life and I burned his PC"
yall remener the famous meme ''get out of my room im playing minecraft
Yes🔥👏😎
Lol
Yup
*yes*
Yossssssssssss
18+
"Zombies and really scary"
*M I N E C R A F T*
Horror games : *"Allow us to introduce ourself"*
Okay, Karen. Jeez...
Cave sounds
@@goldfish_56tp87 you can disable ambience sound in setting
@@mr.bucket8308 i know, only bedrockers are instantly immune to the scariest sounds in human history
I like how in minecraft zombies aren't a big threat but in real life it would be horrifying(like that's ever gonna happen)
Exactly..
Yea... like that's gonna happen...
*happens*
We shouldn’t we worrying about zombie apocalypse we should be worrying about the REAL APOCALYPSE THE KAREN APOCALYPSe
@Floating Duck its a low chance of that happening...
But it’s never zero..
What makes me mad about this is, that the parents of the children are trying to hide them from the real world. And they don’t let them experience new things.
“Too scary”
Peaceful Mode: Am I a joke to you?
Karens: Peace was never an option
@@ultimateewa2168 If karen played that game or rated it i would commit die
Cave sounds
Boba 🧋
@@essexpropertysolutionsltd4623 yup
“Zombies are too scary”
Zombie: “BruUuuUhHhh”
Lmao
Zombies be like: 🗿
Lmfao
I can imagine the father , standing silent in his kid's room like a creep , watching him to be sure that the game isn't inappropriate while he could just search on the internet , then he saw two adults flirting in the chat , and he tought that it was his son that talked ( or he was just joking with a friend ) , then without a warning , he jump on his kid's computer to break it , hiring his hands , bleeding , and the kids is traumatized to life , to not be traumatized by a kids friendly game .
So basically *AIRHEADED* FATHER
I love how 80% of this is just parental misunderstanding, bad parenting, and failing to understand the definition of video games in general
The person that made the review about the so called “blood “ in Minecraft needs to research.
"My kids burnt down my house and to make it up they bought me this game"
*the deepest review ever*
MICHEAL! DONT LEAVE ME HERE, MICHEAL, MICHEAL! HELP ME!
ok but seriously WHAT
The thing that set it off for me was that it was a 5-star review lmao
Bűřņ
..............WHY TEACH UR KIDS A LESSON
“This game causes violence!”
Me: well I’m just protecting this village
Lol
"Video games call violence!!"
Napoleon destroying an entire city: hm?
If you want to say videogames cause violence just go to fortnite
This game causes violence!
Me helping the villagers harvest crops and trade with them
The violence is always on people, not on the game itself.
"Animal violence"
you know that in the stone age your race had no other choice but to hunt for food right? It's life.
Yap
Those ppl are idiots
I understand vegans/vegetarians in real life but when you are killing an animal in a game, that animal is just 1s and 0s
@@That1guyiknow well, only the visual display are 1’s and 0’s. The input system of the entity is based of of MOJANG or JAVA depending on the version.
For example, When you hit the entity the entity before and after it gets hit are 1’s and 0’s. However, The system that takes the collision and triggers the animation are a whole other thing.
Sorry if I sound like a nerd. I am a programmer, and I just like getting to the absolute max of detail in stuff
@@frenchfried6179 I know it was just an expression to make the comment shorter
“Are u upset about ur child passionate about something?”
Every parent is… gaming is just a crime in their eyes…
"Dont waste 20 bucks. Go buy them some books instead'
Me:well ill just buy a minecraft book.
Karen: And not a Minecraft book
Top 1 momentos bruh
Numero 1
minecraft is $30 too
Right
*laughs in $6.99 mobile*
"This game is too violent!"
Yeah yeah, actually, I agree with you. There are other cool games that arent violent! You might like them:
Mortal kombat
GTA
FNAF
PUBG, fortnite, any shooting game on Earth
God of War
Any Alien game
And many others! They are super friendly and educating, perfect for you son! ;)
😂😂
My dad plays mortal combat!
(I have no idea how to spell it)
There’s an educational math game called Prodigy and you attack monsters.
So... Any game?
Yeah Doom is a great game for kids
Cave sounds: *exist*
Parents: *I sleep*
Zombies: *exist*
Parents: *I woke*
"You cannot rest when there are monsters nearby."
*nervous steve noises*
No it’s real shit
Roblox : exists
REAL SHIT
Person who never played minecraft: "Zombies are scawy :("
Me: "UM PEACEFUL MODE EXISTS!!!!!!!!"
44 year old: Minecraft summons demons
Brandi: you mean wither skeletons
I think they mean herobrine not wither skeletons.
WhOs BrAnDi?
Maybe they ment the wither
@@SPG2_ probably
Mods, i think
"My 15 year old son was playing and I watched him without him knowing."
Creeper, aww man
Also, the one who called the music mind-blowingly awful was going too far!
Yes it is catchy
No not really
Anna Mccoy I’m sorry someone insulted the musical genius of C413?
Noah Da Ark C418. And haters gonna hate. It doesn’t mean they’re the majority.
Iol
Just want to say, When I was new to Minecraft, I cried for 15 minutes because a cow, sheep, and a chicken were “following” me.
Stalker animals xd
😂
Relatable
Omggggg wtfff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
they are stalking you get help lol
YES PLLZ MAKE MORE OF THIS TYPE OF VID I LAUGHED SO HARD WHILE WATCHING
3:41 Don't buy
"Zombies are really scary.if you want your kid to not sleep for weeks then definitely buy this"
Zombies, Husks, Drowned and Zombie pigman: *b r u h*
Zombie villagers: ;)
Drowned: :)
18 aged minecraft: zombies aren't scary these reviewers have 1 IQ
Ahh accourding to minecraft u cant sleep when there are hostile mobs outside so if its in minecraft ill say YES but she/he said real life things so ill say a BIG FAT NO
The real sleep
internet zombiefied piglin ;)
4:17 five stars, age 2+, “my kids burnt down my house and to make up for it, they got me this game” LOL
The kid probaly thought he was a blaze
@@somedudewhospamsballoons2707 yea probably
XD
@@somedudewhospamsballoons2707 lol
Ima admit it I used to be scared of the mobs in Minecraft
*and creepies*
oH nO nOt ThE cReEpIeS
hehe kinda true
NoT ThE CrEePiEs
i was scared of skeletons on skeleton horses lmao good ol' days
I was scared of the cows
Lol
It’s so mean to see parents taking their kids personality out of them by taking away your favorite game that would be so stressful like that
2050:
REAL LIFE IS TOO ADDICTIVE FOR MY SON YOU NEED TO REMOVE THIS
r/outside
i mean sometimes there's this glitch where sometimes people can't see or hear, and they haven't patched it yet.
Uhm, are we still talking about minecraft?
its called a gun
@MR MEME r/ihaveihavereddit
I swear the amount of Karens out there
this sounds like my mom
NovaTheWolf sounds like my aunt
oh- well, that took a turn
Probably is
I'm sorry to hear that.
That one Karen being a Karen: “You kill animals it’s BAD!” Me: “Is this some kind of vegan joke I’m too carnivorous to understand?”
#Parentsdontunderstand
at first i didnt read "carnivorous" as what it was.
#batfluvibes
Lol👌
Karen here. Karen is not vegan. Karen pretends to be vegan to make vegans seem bad and therefore Karen's kids will learn how to become more copies of Karen because they know how to hate non-Karens. Karen wants Karen's kids to learn how to make non-Karens work the slaughterhouses whilst the Karens get to fit in with other Karens and eat meat.
😱😱 chicken comes from a chicken?!?!
"SO MAD!!!" "MY SON SAW A CREEPIE AND HE POOPED HIS PANTS""CONTAINS LANGUAGE"
Minecraft: hi-
"VERY UPSET WITH THE LANGUAGE"
minecraft: am I a joke to you dummy?
"V.E.R.Y U.P.S.E.T!"
_Bruh_
*INTERESTING*
LOL hahahhahahahhaha
Ooo! Inzeresting! (Interesting!)
-TF2 Medic
@@stevejones1503 *INTERESTING*- carly from i carly
Steank
“There is monsters and death”
Me: soooooo, life has death too, so life is violent?
I mean yea pretty much.
wow gods brain.
*DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN PLAY LIFE!!11!!!1111!11!!11*
Everything whent from zero to 100 real fast
@@jessicaowens8719 lol LIfE Is BaD101101010101010101010
1-star review: go read some books instead
me: MINECRAFT BOOKS
KristianPlayz Zack Zombie books
💯 YQ 👏👏👏👏
Smart
Me: Zombie and "creepies" book with "unrealistic blocks".
Stonks
Parent : The zombies in this game are really scary. Dont buy unless you want your child to have nightmares
Minecraft Zombies : *blocky green peas with black dots and clothes*
Parents: There are scary monsters and death!
Me: You guys ever hear of Creative Mode?
You Died! MinecraftSucksXd fell out of the world
Then the villagers will suffer and die
@@atc5412 /kill MinecraftSucksXd
Or peacefull
“Minecraft has monsters” Peaceful mode: am I a joke to you? Edit: mom I'm famous
Edit 2: ok ok I get it llama spit but it can't kill also thx for the likes
yeah peacful mode has no monster why does are parents that stupid my mom said pause the game then i said i cant . ill throw that computer if you dont pause it said my mom
while my dad playing my mom pause it . my dad said i cant . its ok hunny . me be like bruh T--T
yes lol
If you think about it, the player is the real monster
Oof
@@waluigiinsmashbros Ik right?
8 year old: "oh no my swords gone, imma fight it with my fists yeah! *cheerful child sounds*
17 year old kid: *AAAAH SCARY GREEN CREEPIE*
LOL
underrated
XD
@Jensen Kynishi Tano they explode your ass up
Haha green boi go boom
Mothers: There is monters and death..
Minecraft death: Respawns
Player: I'm back from heaven
Mothers: Killing animals is Violent!!
Player: ^Finds a sheep^ Aww! Look at this sheep! Im Keeping the sheep!
Karen’s: “Minecraft Is Satanic!!!”
Doom: *Allow Me To Introduce Yourself*
Doom is Christian you kill literal demons
@@carsonwestfall6666 lol
Thats why all the karens need to be destroyed
It involves satanic monsters, I think the game itself should only be called satanic if it promotes doing it yourself.
Actually doom is considered a Christian game
Karen: *THIS IS TOO VIOLENT! MY KID IS GOING INSANE!*
*Meanwhile me taming an innocent Minecraft kitten*
Meanwhile me getting a slime to my house as a pet
@Durple Dumpster 2 DUDE
@Durple Dumpster 2 Same, instead i used fox cuz they are basically almost useless in java edition.
**Meanwhile me planting food for dont kill so much animals**
**me is potato and found potato and eat potato then i did potato then more potato found and make potato happy**
: )
A 17 year old wasn't "scared" of the monsters. it just that when your mining and a creeper blows up it just shock's you
or minecraft cave sounds
@@dumbbacon Or a baby zombie with armour in early game.
I was mining nice and peacefully but I got shot and I freaked out, of course, my stone axe took care of that, but still, I hate skellies
When a monster attacks you from behind without knowing it, you get shocked. Its called Minecraft Survival.
that parent don't know their own child properly
3:42 Me as a 4 year old playing Minecraft and has slept normally: this is true….
"Kids are performing satanic rituals, sacrifices, etc!"
Woah! How'd that mom find out about the thousands of villagers I sacrifice to Notch so he can make console compatible with shaders?
I choked on my milk
Notch left Minecraft...
Stop killing innocent villagers it's not working we're just gonna have to wait 20 years for the developers to add that.
Actually you can add shaders to your world and play it on console but you need a PC for that.
@Grayson Denman i put them in special camps
you mean hardcore mode they should add. hardcore mode to minecraft bedrock
"Zombies are too scary"
so basically the person thinks that a block human with green skin is one of the scariest sh they have ever seen?
If you get scared from that, you are probably horrified at Super Smash Bros.
She may have a point. Dream is a block human with green skin and his friends are downright terrified when he comes after them.
@@adaliawright6891 dream casually butchering his friends with an axe
Dude there are lots of things scarier than Minecraft zombies, like mobile RUclips ads.
Oh no a green human made out of blocks that makes growling sounds and walks to you to punch you! Traumatizing!
Me, a kid: *plays minecraft*
These parents: he’s too dangerous to be left alive!
Wait I used that meme well you did it first
Lol
The kid: I need him!
my mom writing a five star review: minecraft must be a really good game because my kids play it 24/7
a random karen writing a one star review: minecraft is too scary, my 20 year old son that still lives with me played minecraft once and didnt sleep for a week.
that karens son writing a five star review: i love minecraft so much that the first time i played it i stayed up every day of that wee to play it.
Ratings: “thEReS bAd sTuFf iN mINe(D)cRafT”
Me: **casually feeding my pet cat in Minecraft**
me: *names my pet kitten cookie in Minecraft*
Karen:stop that game is violent
me:👋😑 boi
Me: killing zombies for the villagers, making greenhouses, tameing animals
Me: blows up everything with TNT.
@@amazingfireboy1848
Me: Blows up the house of my friend just for fun
Everyone else in the neighborhood:
tHe cATs aND thE musiC iS baD aND aM afRAiD of crEEpEis
"Zombies are Scary"
Cave Sounds : *U wot m8?*
lol
I was playing on bedrock and the cave sounds hit me and I nearly had a heart attack before I realized it was minecraft. I also used to think hostile mobs were scary, even in full iron on easy, lol now I literally fight mobs half iron just to get a few blocks of wood, good times.
It is tht there is something known as peaceful mode in da game (tht nobody uses) tht does not have creepies or zombies
Cave sounds: i am joke to you?
I love how they ignored the satan hell gates too, lmao
Teen: *attracted to and talks with girl he likes*
Parent: I'm gonna ruin this whole man's life
Thankfully, HIS LAPTOP GOT THROWN IN THE T R A S H
I feel like that boy would be so bummed up for a week or two.
*im bout to end this guy's whole career
Michael entitled parent much?
When your kids hate school so you make them hate home by destroying the only thing they love
Parant
LOL.
The only thing i can blame this game for is because i would like more fantasy mobs.
Other than that the games fine and the developers are honestly being way to careful the game stays that way.
"Zombies are REALLY SCARY!!"
Cave sounds, Wither and Disc 11: *am I a joke to you?*
Hardcore with these : im about to ruin this whole man's career
@BrownBanana132 i play bedrock [Console]
@@بطاطا-مقلي Me too!
Dude thats the scariest thing hehe
Me:*sees zombie* Me destroys them like nothing
@BĮØÑĮÇBÄÑÅŃÃ12 you can there are mods online to add hardcore
"Zombies are really scary!"
Cave Sounds: *Am I a joke to you?!*
👌
Karen: "The zombies are scary"
Cave noises, disks 11 and 13, endermen, phantoms, chunk errors: -
Endermen when they open they're mouth: hold up. Oh if you wanna know what meme this is it's that fallout meme u may or may not of heard of it
@Yuri Gagarin It's both.
Lol
"ZoMbiEs ArE sCarY aAaAaAaHh"
Me meanwhile: *takes zombie as pet*
I kidnapped baby zombie today
I make them follow me all night, and wait until day time so I can see them burn to death
More like kidnap
@@professionalfucktard6395 *oof*
Me who gives zombies iron armor and swords to kill my friend 😂
"Zombies are really scary" Peaceful mod: Allow me to introduce myself
It’s not a mod
@@seancullin9440 I forgot the e
I know it’s th joke
"He got insulted because he dont know how to change his avatar"
Me just dominating bedwars with alex skin
if you dont know how to change your skin your practally a noob
@@averagejojofan8649 i know how to change to custom skin
lets just say i have tlauncher problem
@Roger Martí Gonzalvo im sorry i dont want to spend an extra 10 seconds getting perfect grammar im very sorry i offended you
@@tansrinaqiuddin isn't a coincidence that I have tlauncher too
Bro those replys
"Thankfully put an end to it by angrily picking up his computer a d throwing it in the trash, he was grounded for a year and was never allowed to talk to that girl again"
-a story of little jimmy
Nala Atteloney i feel sorry for him xD
And a story of a Karen review
The origin story of a serial killer.
"Zombies are scary"
Enderdragon: *This dude.*
Wither : -_-
@@bobtheanimator8353 Wither: -_-
hmm ... Ender Dragon isn't the scariest ... just a cute angry big dragon ... I dream we can tame the dragon later. Probably not Ender Dragon, but another, because the end of the game is the killing of Ender Dragon.
Ogs: you don't know what's "scary" is the legend Herobrine. Only Ogs know
Yes
Minecraft is what you make it;
1. Little jimmifer is searching for diamonds
2. Dream is speedrunning
3. Several people are building amazing things
4. I'm modding the ever loving hell outta the game
"It contains monsters and death"
Mario, kirby, legend of zelda, etc.:
*Are we a joke to you?*
Mario is trash
@@videowatching6371 and you are allowed to think that.
But I personally enjoy playing mario, but that doesnt mean you have to
@@videowatching6371 then you are trash because anyone can like any game
@@videowatching6371
I see. You don't know history
I am the first regular reply without a name!
And also then,
Me: *HECK*
(What is this?)
“Don’t waste your 20 bucks”
Me who plays on an IPad:
me who plays on a free minecraft launcher in pc
(unofficial minecraft launcher):
Yeah I play PE, got it...7 years ago...so the price *has* gone up a bit but I got it for £4.99 😂.
@@emeraldlily673 i got minecraft Pc launcher FOR FREEEEEEEEEEE (i used an unofficial one so yeas)
@@emeraldlily673 yea the price was cheap back then, even java edition was cheaper.
I play on a ipad to
It’s parents like this who piss me off by being WAY too overprotective of their children like if he is 15 or 17 can’t you let him see some gore? Like damn just chill
Exactly. Their kid is freaking 15. FIFTEEN. Monecraft can be for kids age 6 and up, and I'm saying 6+ because kids younger would have to be taught how to play but they won't even learn. By the way, if the kid is fifteen, they should be used to this kind of stuff. GORE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT. Getting food is exactly like in real life, crafting system actually has a purpose, and the zombies... They are literally cute. What is wrong with people? Such haters.
Repulsive Gaming yeah
Liberals
I was mostly thinking of Indian parents ngl
like the M rating is LITERALLY 17+
“The zombies are scary, your kid will have nightmares for weeks” and yet my zombies get trapped in a door lol