the discerning viewer will note the word "munster" is never spoken in this ad this is a distinct and separate character from grandpa munster simply named "grandpa" who just wears a vampire costume because he's like that
I called the Corey Haim one and the Freddy Krueger one and some others. Don't forget the dirty 976 numbers too. I charged like $130 which back then was ALOT. My dad was so livid! My grandma and mom tried to tell him that I did not know any better and he said I knew better to call the numbers lol. It was 1987 and my punishment was no Nintendo for three weeks or a month and no television for two weeks. In the '80s that was basically worse than death to an eleven year old. I never called any of these numbers again. 😂😂😂
ya i did , but i called from someone elses house lol . it was basically a recording of him talking about some story. like one was this guy who had been out murdering people and then he went to a church and got in one of those confessional booths w a priest on the other side. then some scary music got louder and the story continued by describing the priest suddenly getting killed with an icepick through the ear.
Didn't I just dial this number for Santa special phone a minute ago, now its a Junior Vampires 😂😂 Also I never dial this, I'm just saying that's what happened
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Not really, this seems pretty harmless (aside from the ludicrous phone bill), he’s not telling little boys to cut off their 🍆 too somehow become little girls
Please come Visit Me, dawg Well back in 1912, I could kick your ass I did the tango and the foxtrot before it got banned There was ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap Now I'm trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants I just rap just to get by Now I'm kicked to the side Sucking blood from the back of my neck, I recollect Suffer jet, just to get In my himley. Oh, himley, I think you're better with me ... OH! So I got liver spots bigger than Dalmatian dots, I'm all alone, won't you come visit me, dawg? Please come visit me, dawg. The residue of many, who are about to die Emitted from Tragic Castle which I now reside Please come before seven, that's when they close the blinds Strap me down, steal my watch, which is no surprise I suck apple sauce from a bendy straw When I poop, all the nurses come in and applaud I use to slap at their... Bowel trouble, yo. Stool sample. Soft and loose, soft and loose, you got to give me the juice, the Metamuce Roll me, Homie My hips all bony, I getting sores, I getting lonely
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Scare your parents with the 2000.00 phone bill
lol
Then YOU'LL be the one screaming in terror when your enraged dad is chasing you around the house with a belt.
the true horror of 1-900 numbers
I met him at a restaurant he owned in new York he was so cool
the discerning viewer will note the word "munster" is never spoken in this ad
this is a distinct and separate character from grandpa munster simply named "grandpa" who just wears a vampire costume because he's like that
All Lewis was a great man and a great actor R.I.P.
Flashback to being 8 years old and not getting my parents permission and racking up $40 in calls to Grandpa Munster.
What did they talk about on this hotline?
@@Brentman56 vampire pie
@@averyspecialpodcast142 vampire pie!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! was it a recipe?!?!?!?! or was it like some jokes?!?!?!??!??!
@@theokkali467 straight up recipe w/ jokes if I recall correctly
@@averyspecialpodcast142 ok!
I love how at the end they cut him off as he kepted talking,lol.
I’m gonna ask my mom right now! This is exciting!
she said no i already asked
I'd pay to be a vampire like Grandpa Munster.
...Did he just call himself Grandpo?
I remember this ad from when I was little.
learn how to scare your friends or even yourself with this high ass phone bill
Master Al Lewis🌹🌹
I remember this. My parents would have beat my ass if I called some bullshit like this.
😂😂😂 I called this number as a kid n the shit didn’t hang up n I racked like forty dollars On the phone bill but my older brother never told who it was
I'm surprised Grandpa didn't yell "F*ck the FCC!"
I want to call this right now, dammit. Wholesome.
I wish this had been an Adults Only line with Grandpa Munster. I would've called like mad.
Huh?
I called the Corey Haim one and the Freddy Krueger one and some others. Don't forget the dirty 976 numbers too. I charged like $130 which back then was ALOT. My dad was so livid! My grandma and mom tried to tell him that I did not know any better and he said I knew better to call the numbers lol. It was 1987 and my punishment was no Nintendo for three weeks or a month and no television for two weeks. In the '80s that was basically worse than death to an eleven year old. I never called any of these numbers again. 😂😂😂
I called Santa's hotline and it ran the phone bill up to $200.
I wonder if any of those vampire patches still exist
I was 6 years old and must've called this number 10 times, and what a bill I left my parents :D
Did you get the _FREE_ sticker and scare your friends and yourself?
Did I hear Grandpo instead of Grandpa?
I heard that too. I thought it was just a poor recording. Then I listened again...he flubbed his line?
@@keldonmcfarland2969 Likely not to cause any Copyright issues
R Wagnr I thought that but it’s “grandpa” in every other line and the voiceover…. Weird,..
i thought the jr vampires of america club was any university with a law or political science department
😅🤣
LOL! I remember this commercial. I used to ask other people if they remembered it.
Same number as one Santa hotline seen in a video here.
What, so if you call, he'll come to your house and bite you?
O__o
Reverse lil Brittle
He was cool
I called and did not get my parents permission.
That's expensive
I distinctly remember this commercial. I would have been murdered had I attempted to call this number. Did anyone ever actually call it?
ya i did , but i called from someone elses house lol . it was basically a recording of him talking about some story. like one was this guy who had been out murdering people and then he went to a church and got in one of those confessional booths w a priest on the other side. then some scary music got louder and the story continued by describing the priest suddenly getting killed with an icepick through the ear.
starfox dang. Thats harsh for a kids call line. 😆
@@MotownWes The kids had to get their parents' money's worth.
Grampa Munster was always lousing up those spells. He just couldn't get any of them right!
R.I.P. Al Lewis
That being said I'd join that al Lewis vamp club! ❤️😍
This is just one step removed from "Hey kids! Wanna try something... it's called CO-CAAAAIIINEEE!! Don't ask mom or dad!"
Just tried calling. Can’t make call with cell phone. Telling me to use a landline.
Billing issues. I'm tempted to try from my landline, but I don't want to be charged two dollars.
can confirm learned how to scare myself
I want to be an ofocial Jr Vampire
Didn't I just dial this number for Santa special phone a minute ago, now its a Junior Vampires 😂😂
Also I never dial this, I'm just saying that's what happened
I never saw this one!
Al Lewis must have been hard up to do something like this!
What's a "vampire patch"?
man if i had the money I would have been all over this!
Ta cool, ya gotta ask ya peerents' puhmission, an' cool dis phone numbah!
Legally Distinct Grandpa
I will pay $200 for one these vampire patches.
I wonder how long they kept you waiting to hear how to get your FREE vampire patch?
I wonder if Grandpa teaches callers how to take candy from a babbie.
al lewis at his best
AL Lewis and Ron Jeremy were really good friends. Unlikely, but perhaps not. :)
0:03 grampoe?
Id pay him before a paid a televangelist lol
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lol, sick minds think alike.
I want to a vampire like grandpa Sam dracula.
True nuff!
Haha, I wonder what that number is today. "$2 first min. 45c each addl. Ask mom or dad." LOL!
The right-wingers would be up in arms about that today. They'd call it 'grooming' and anti-Christian.
Be a drag trans line today
Not really, this seems pretty harmless (aside from the ludicrous phone bill), he’s not telling little boys to cut off their 🍆 too somehow become little girls
Just say no fangs
Please come Visit Me, dawg
Well back in 1912, I could kick your ass
I did the tango and the foxtrot before it got banned
There was ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap
Now I'm trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants
I just rap just to get by
Now I'm kicked to the side
Sucking blood from the back of my neck, I recollect
Suffer jet, just to get
In my himley. Oh, himley, I think you're better with me ... OH!
So I got liver spots bigger than Dalmatian dots, I'm all alone,
won't you come visit me, dawg?
Please come visit me, dawg.
The residue of many, who are about to die
Emitted from Tragic Castle which I now reside
Please come before seven, that's when they close the blinds
Strap me down, steal my watch, which is no surprise
I suck apple sauce from a bendy straw
When I poop, all the nurses come in and applaud
I use to slap at their...
Bowel trouble, yo. Stool sample. Soft and loose,
soft and loose, you got to give me the juice, the Metamuce
Roll me, Homie
My hips all bony, I getting sores, I getting lonely
This HAS to be the lowest earning 900 number of all-time.
Yeah, as cool as the Munsters were, very few of the kids that this ad was aimed at would have even heard of them.
@@Adamguy2003
Not me. Nick@Nite was my favorite station.
Looks and sounds like the vampire from Gremlins 2
+Justin Graziano it is
+Mr. Jeffaroni Nope. Looks like the one in Gremlins 2 was a parody of Grandpa Al Lewis, who was in this video and also in the Munsters.
well they got him to look pretty dang like him
+Mr. Jeffaroni Yea thats what I thought at first too. They did a good job parodying him.
@@iBoy2G
That was a parody? I saw that movie in the theater and was convinced it was him
Did he call himself _GranPO?_
Lol, Gramps was such a Jew!
Hahaha
Funny!
I really have to wonder how much money they made off of this
it is Ted Cruz!!
god what's sad is I think any adult would love to call that
i have candy ;P
Was Al Lewis that hard up for money?
Not after this.
now we know where goth started
Is this someone's Jewish grandma dressed as Dracula?
Is Al Lewis still alive?.
Juan Carlos moreno He's dead
The club called goth. Oh and other club us called emo and they cost nothing to join.
hahahahaha
corey feldman looks awfull! > _ >
Who the hell is Grandpo?
a fucking club!! give me a break!! lol
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My God, the eighties could be so stupid.
or so fuckin awesome!