I was playing a druid in 5e around when it came out to show some new players what they were like. After winning the team some encounters, I said "You're welcome," which lead to one the players putting on Maoi's song, and I was like "Whoever this is, they are a druid."
someday i'll make an urban druid. some kind of dumpster/sewer person who uses the power of rats, stray cats, potted plants, and other lifeforms you'd find in the slums of a city in order to defeat their foes and protect the very fragile urban ecosystem.
3.5e had this thing for steampunk campaigns, it also removed the "no metal" restriction under the condition you can't buy anything, anything you wear must be found on a corpse or in a dumpster
There's actually a DnD show called Dimension 20 (specifically, The Unsleeping City) where a player does something similar. Basically, he's playing a rat man named Kugrash, who weaponizes sewer stuff to do druid magic (his Flaming Sphere is a ball of burning trash, he uses spirit totems of cockroaches and pigeons, most of his wild shapes look like they escaped from a zoo, etc). I'd recommend watching it, cause it's a good series and the whole thing is on youtube for free
Want to really make your DM sweat? Multiclass into even just *one* level of Monk and crank that Wis. Congratulations, you can turn into a Dire Wolf that does Kung Fu and has an AC of upwards of 18, depending on stat rolls....at level 3. If you really want to drive them nuts, go at least 8 levels in Druid for flying forms, and go far enough into Monk for Way of the Sun Soul, and become that Martial Artist Pterosaur that shoots laser beams out of it's eyes that every DM fears.
MC Mosfet the WIS to AC that monks get don't stack with the animals' natural AC, so you're not just getting an 18 AC that easily. It still has to be 10+DEX+WIS (using the animals' DEX), so unless you have max WIS and the beast has at least +3 DEX, you're not getting 18 AC.
My paladin( Graphi) once was gifted a Roc from his god as a mount while we were playing through kingmaker (yes i know thats pathfinder shush) we got a quest for "go fetch an egg from this Roc" from a chef wanting to turn it into a massive omelette our druid, Valkani, infinite in his wisdom; shape-changed into a Roc and mated with my bird while i was asleep. Graphi never knew where they got the egg from.
@@MagicalMedic Valkani was amazing. Enemy lord hiding in their castle? Summon a tornado on it. Lich behind a rock wall? Turn into an earth elemental and consume the wall. Extremely useful treasure buried under a ton of rubble? Plant mandragora root down there and tell no one so you can steal it all for yourself later
my best friend plays a wildfire druid and let me tell you- so much arson. SO MUCH. It's also fun cause we have a lawful neutral fire genisai in our group who is always yelling at him
@@crispychris8399 I have two wildfire druids. one of them is a firbolg who's obsessed with destruction and she wants to burn everything for the feeling of desolation, the other one is a cute dwarf who just actually does her job and doesn't go fucking crazy with the fire
I've played a wildfire druid as a political rebel before. She wasn't all hippie dippie and "fire is necessary to make way for new plants to sprout," she was crass and irritable and "let's burn this motherf***er to the ground and start over." It was great.
@@PrimauraThe1st I can't tell if youre joking bc this is the internet so just in case ill act like youre not. 1 while H2O has oxygen, it is water which is *not* oxygen, which is O2. And 2. Oxymoron isn't an insult, it's a seemingly self-contradicting statement such as plastic glasses or pretty ugly
@@cinderschitt Boy, you're dimmer than a blacked-out town. Oxygen is does not have to be paired with another oxygen atom to be considered oxygen. Oxygen is an element, meaning that it can be divided into atoms and still be qualified as oxygen. If you take a flock of ducks and separate them, they are still ducks. Even if you put them with pigs or some other animal, there are still ducks there. And I do indeed know what an oxymoron is.
Never mock a Moon Druid, especially if you wear leather armor, for they can turn into a skunk and neither Baking soda nor Tomatoes have been discovered yet.
In my very first session as a rookie D&D player, one of my fellow adventurers was actually a bear disguised as a druid. If I recall correctly, that bear's real name was Mr. Wiggles, and his charisma was so high that he convinced us all that he was, in fact, a human who could speak the common tongue.
...not really. Druids will just wreck your shit, no questions asked. Seriously, they are the only class that's even close to Cleric levels of OP. They are just so wildly underutilized that people don't realize it. When a druid Wild Shapes, they add the hit points of the creature they turn into to their max HP. While the don't have the same damage output as most casters, they can pretty much outlast anything. Add to that most of their spells lock down enemies or increase their defense, and you're in for a really bad time. TL:DR: Druids kick ass, but are underutilized.
@@harlequinsnightmare8198 my favorite druid build for low level is a moon druid with shillelagh and ape form (because multiattack), retain equipment and you have 2D8+2×6 at level 3 Angry monke with stick is my favorite thing
just like when our lizardfolk druid just wrecked the BBEG's armies and forteress with a single use of Earthquake (maxed out fissures). No we dont talk about the friendly fire where my pet companion fell into his fissures.
I have a backup character for a campaign I’m in that is basically Nigel Thornberry but a Druid and all his wild shapes maintain the nose and mustache. He wild shapes to better observe wild animals without disrupting their natural sociology.
I’m about to play a Druid who is a forest gnome named Bonk Chonkstonkaler. He’s going to be the equivalent to a tiny old garden gnome who will eventually randomly turn into King Kong or something
Treat bees as ranged magical attack. Swarm of bees CR equal to damage plus the bunny’s Charisma since it’s obviously a badass. Mamba tree branches equal snake stats for health. Touch attack range of 10 ft. Factoring in that youre in a forest, you’re always in reach of at least one mamba-branch. Poison DC would equal the number of snakes on the tree (2d12 for an average tree). Half movement speed for the vines. Treat as entangling vines spell. Thorns optional for flavor, 1d4 piercing damage when you move at full speed. Phone being dead confers -5 to Checks made to call for help. Further -5 for not being a bard and seducing your way out of this encounter back at the bar where this all started. DM’ed it. You’re welcome.
-crazy cat person -extremely convincing fur suits -rode down the highway broke the limit, we hit the town. -zappy bird -speaks for the fleas Yep, sounds just like me, I’ll take it!! :D
What spell is this reference from? I've just started playing a druid for the first time and don't recognize it and am having a hard time finding the description.
A bit late, but in every addition that Sticks to Snake has shown up in (AD&D and Original D&D) it was both a druid and cleric spell. In original D&D it was added in Supplement 3: Eldritch Wizardry.
Lazy Lion just start with campaign 2 and skip the one-shots for now, you’ll catch up eventually as long as you’re watching more than one episode a week (they’re 47 episodes into campaign 2). You’ll catch up faster than I did, anyway; I watched all of Campaign 1 first.
@@Ezekiel_Kleyer the only thing tumbler did better than its competitors was the whole NSFW/furry thing, with that gone only the sjws are left on tumbler. The sjw population is to small to support a system of that size, it will collapse.
"sticks to snakes is not a 5e spell, nor is it for druids" I'm adding that to things Wizards needs to bring back, right next to my precious shocker lizards (okay but seriously shocker lizards were epic and I want them back with the ability to get one as a pet if you're a storm sorcerer because it's just perfect)
Out of all the other videos that talk about Druids, I think you're one of the few that actually brings up the significance of wild shaping + spellcasting combined and I got to give you kudos for that.
This is amazing, I love your delivery and drawings! Not only creative and funny but very informative and sure to tempt anyone avoiding druidhood to join our cult I mean cult I mean... Ok I think I have a thing for druids
Sticks to Snakes actually is a druid spell. In every edition it has shown up in (Original D&D and AD&D), it has been both a druid and a cleric spell. In Original D&D it was added to the druid spell list in Supplement 3: Eldritch Wizardry. Here’s an article on the spell: dungeonsdragons.fandom.com/wiki/Sticks_to_snakes
In one of my druid playthroughs, I would role a percentage die whenever I wild shaped to determine if I would keep control or if the animal mind took over.
Wouldn't it depend on the tree? Like most plants, trees are usually hermaphroditic but in some species individual trees are entirely male or female (e.g. holly trees).
@@spicydragon301 Part of the reason I like the fighter so much is because it's so versatile in what it can do, front line tank, archer sniper, some support, and even minor magic stuff. Granted no one fighter can achieve all that but the possibilities are there.
@@n00bmanQ I said on his cleric video that I personally like the fighter for similar reasons as the ones you have listed I even compared the fighter to a bard with less singing and magic but more weapon fighting.
you know its funny me and my group of friends decided to play D&D for the first time. im so happy you posted these videos they may be short but they do help with a general outline of the classes which is invaluable to a little noob like me. bless you sweet child
Me: *is my turn in combat* Friend: *tells me to do something specific* Me: *was already gonna do that specific thing* Me: *does it* Friend: *feels smug thinking that it was his idea first and I listened to him*
Hey JoCat, I love all of your content, you definitely don't diverse all the abuse that came your way. Thank you for everything that you have done, and I hope that whatever you do next brings you joy and happiness. Stay strong 👍
I always come back and watch some of these before I play. 😂 the style always kills me and makes me laugh. I wish we could have a few more of these every once in a great while. This is actually how I got into DND. Watching these short little videos went a long way for helping me learn when I was brand new to dnd and got invited to play. Now watching them again is always nostalgic. And I notice more about just how accurate these are 😂 Fucking amazing style unique to this channel. Feels waaay less nerd and waaay more power in a goofy fun way. (As a former sports fanatic, this helped me engage with a new type of nerdy thing I had never had any intentions to be a part of originally) Love this content. Lots of love to the creator. ❤ thank you for making these so long ago.
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"You're Walking in the woods, there's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him,"
*"Shia LaBeouf"*
A deer turns around and it's Shia Labeouf's face
“He isn’t dead! Shia Surprise!”
"Shapeshifting animal, Shia LaBouf!"
@@RobinDavey-ge8vn Shape-shifts into an animal with death in his eyes!
shia lebunny
Lv.1 cub
Lv.100 BOSS BEAR
That's how druid work.
NCHProductions I’m so sad that I didn’t get the reference until the last line
Mmm yes
lv. 1 Goldfish
lv. 35 Gyarados
Hey i didnt know you watched jocat too!
Boss Bear that can control the weather and pull lightning down from the sky to strike your enemies
You made me realize the Maui is literally a lvl 20 moon druid. Thanks jocat...
I was playing a druid in 5e around when it came out to show some new players what they were like. After winning the team some encounters, I said "You're welcome," which lead to one the players putting on Maoi's song, and I was like "Whoever this is, they are a druid."
SON OF A SWORDFISH! (OoO)
ArsArma 5e came in 2014 and Moana came in in 2016 so that can’t be around when it came.
@@davidstratton696 i think they mean to say they were playing a druid around when Moana came out.
JasonHasWood Oh u right, read the comment wrong my bad lol
Step 1: Be dragonborn
Step 2: Be moon druid
Step 3: Become firebreathing direwolf
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
IT'S PERFECT!!!!!
We got em boys
There is no step 4. Only profit
That don't work animal forms are limited by what the creature can do
@@metageek7878 shush
someday i'll make an urban druid. some kind of dumpster/sewer person who uses the power of rats, stray cats, potted plants, and other lifeforms you'd find in the slums of a city in order to defeat their foes and protect the very fragile urban ecosystem.
3.5e had this thing for steampunk campaigns, it also removed the "no metal" restriction under the condition you can't buy anything, anything you wear must be found on a corpse or in a dumpster
so a really creative homeless person?
@@Banana_Zach p much.
There's actually a DnD show called Dimension 20 (specifically, The Unsleeping City) where a player does something similar. Basically, he's playing a rat man named Kugrash, who weaponizes sewer stuff to do druid magic (his Flaming Sphere is a ball of burning trash, he uses spirit totems of cockroaches and pigeons, most of his wild shapes look like they escaped from a zoo, etc). I'd recommend watching it, cause it's a good series and the whole thing is on youtube for free
Just imagine your enemies horror as 4d10 pigeons descend from the sky and attack them
Winged Cat with a Gun is my favorite Wild Shape
I prefer a vulture with chain guns and steel claws, scorpion tailed that breaths fire
@@hunterowl1756
With a gun*
Want to really make your DM sweat? Multiclass into even just *one* level of Monk and crank that Wis. Congratulations, you can turn into a Dire Wolf that does Kung Fu and has an AC of upwards of 18, depending on stat rolls....at level 3.
If you really want to drive them nuts, go at least 8 levels in Druid for flying forms, and go far enough into Monk for Way of the Sun Soul, and become that Martial Artist Pterosaur that shoots laser beams out of it's eyes that every DM fears.
I don't even play DnD but when I finally find a group I'm thinking of either druid or monk. Now I'm sold.
@MC Mosfet or be a changeling Druid and argue about the rules.
@@yuunishinoya2530
Person: "What even are you exactly??"
Changeling Druid, seductively: " *I can be whatever you want me to be.* "
MC Mosfet the WIS to AC that monks get don't stack with the animals' natural AC, so you're not just getting an 18 AC that easily. It still has to be 10+DEX+WIS (using the animals' DEX), so unless you have max WIS and the beast has at least +3 DEX, you're not getting 18 AC.
Multiclassing is banned for this kinda reason at my table. That shitnis just a headache to deal with
My paladin( Graphi) once was gifted a Roc from his god as a mount while we were playing through kingmaker (yes i know thats pathfinder shush)
we got a quest for "go fetch an egg from this Roc" from a chef wanting to turn it into a massive omelette
our druid, Valkani, infinite in his wisdom; shape-changed into a Roc and mated with my bird while i was asleep.
Graphi never knew where they got the egg from.
The magic of nature
I dunno if Pathfinder has inspiration but if it does that druid deserves it!
@@sadlad5258 This same druid, while in combat with two water elementals; cast the spell "Hydrophobia"
They both failed their save.
@@GreyRush I don't understand why I'm laughing so hard at the sadistic mind of your druid. 😂
@@MagicalMedic Valkani was amazing. Enemy lord hiding in their castle? Summon a tornado on it. Lich behind a rock wall? Turn into an earth elemental and consume the wall. Extremely useful treasure buried under a ton of rubble? Plant mandragora root down there and tell no one so you can steal it all for yourself later
wildfire druid: destruction is required to rebuild and revive
also wildfire druid: A R S O N T I M E
my best friend plays a wildfire druid and let me tell you- so much arson. SO MUCH. It's also fun cause we have a lawful neutral fire genisai in our group who is always yelling at him
@@crispychris8399 I have two wildfire druids. one of them is a firbolg who's obsessed with destruction and she wants to burn everything for the feeling of desolation, the other one is a cute dwarf who just actually does her job and doesn't go fucking crazy with the fire
I've played a wildfire druid as a political rebel before. She wasn't all hippie dippie and "fire is necessary to make way for new plants to sprout," she was crass and irritable and "let's burn this motherf***er to the ground and start over." It was great.
So much fire... so... much...
0:33
Lost it. I don't even play Persona, and this still got me.
Too many bad puns... Cause... YOU NEVER SEE THEM COMIIIIIINNNN'!
*Petition to add Jocat to persona 5 as DLC.*
You should, It's great :D
Got a laugh from me lighting those powder kegs.
Joseph: *sees bear*
**All out attack intensifies**
1:52 Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him, Shia LaBeouf.
He's following you, about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf
YOU GUYS NOTICED!!! I'M NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD!!!
Oh for god sake how many Sam witwicky encounters will this world handle
BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!! 😫😫
I thought heard right. But imagine this...
Shia LaBeouf as a druid of the moon.
Your welcome.✨😎👍✨
@@edwardharris9974 bRetty ShuR Ees an BarBrian doh.
One of my favorite character concepts is a Warforged Moon Druid who transforms into robot animals when he wild shapes
Loved that. I'm stealing it for sure hahaha
Does he make the Transformers sound effect when he does it?
@@piedpiper1185 Something like that
@@piedpiper1185 I think that has to be required lol.
The idea of a warforged druid makes me think of the futurama episode where bender re made his whole body out of wood.
“It’s not like it provides oxygen-“
**shows water**
Now listen here cubecrown, don't you get smart with me!
Fox: This is why his Intelligence is the Number that comes after 3
What do you think the O in H2O stands for? Oxymoron?
@@PrimauraThe1st I can't tell if youre joking bc this is the internet so just in case ill act like youre not. 1 while H2O has oxygen, it is water which is *not* oxygen, which is O2. And 2. Oxymoron isn't an insult, it's a seemingly self-contradicting statement such as plastic glasses or pretty ugly
@@cinderschitt Boy, you're dimmer than a blacked-out town. Oxygen is does not have to be paired with another oxygen atom to be considered oxygen. Oxygen is an element, meaning that it can be divided into atoms and still be qualified as oxygen. If you take a flock of ducks and separate them, they are still ducks. Even if you put them with pigs or some other animal, there are still ducks there. And I do indeed know what an oxymoron is.
That Geodude lmao
ProtoMario wut
Goadudes in DnD are just tiny Earth Elementals.
y...you caught me.
"moon for when you wanna take ur fursona to the next level"
im absolutely CRYING right now
Never mock a Moon Druid, especially if you wear leather armor, for they can turn into a skunk and neither Baking soda nor Tomatoes have been discovered yet.
I'm dying over "KING OF THE WIGGLERS"
Nothing is worst than being the druid's animal companion who's name is impossible to remember and who no one cares about :(
"What's your animal companion's name?" "Flanky, He Who Gives Me Advantage In Melee."
The trick is to have it be cute. Case in point, I have a mouse named Tealeaf and she is the best.
On the flipside, the druid in this campaign I'm in is arguably more forgettable than Veela, the fuckin disaster fox
I have my 3ft long salamander lover named Harold. I’m dragonborn circle of the moon so I transform and we fuck. It’s fine.
I go for a sloth named Richard so that whenever something goes wrong we can say “what the fuck Richard?!”
Joseph back at it again! This time, he brought a *bear* with him!!
Sup
Now rolling up a druid
Impostor
@@Stupisms I think that is the point
This Is A Bear Hello! Hey!
"Design an encounter for that dungeon master." that has to be one of my new favorite quotes.
In my very first session as a rookie D&D player, one of my fellow adventurers was actually a bear disguised as a druid.
If I recall correctly, that bear's real name was Mr. Wiggles, and his charisma was so high that he convinced us all that he was, in fact, a human who could speak the common tongue.
What else happened please this sounds awesome
Lmao, I want to know more too!
So do I.
That's such a good character concept. Absolutely fantastic.
Sir Bearington's brother!
So Druids are basically the ascended version of Ranger:
Situational, in any situation, and done correctly (at high levels) wrecks your shit
Pair a druid and a ranger and your in for ruff situations if they both have their subclasses
...not really. Druids will just wreck your shit, no questions asked. Seriously, they are the only class that's even close to Cleric levels of OP. They are just so wildly underutilized that people don't realize it. When a druid Wild Shapes, they add the hit points of the creature they turn into to their max HP. While the don't have the same damage output as most casters, they can pretty much outlast anything. Add to that most of their spells lock down enemies or increase their defense, and you're in for a really bad time.
TL:DR: Druids kick ass, but are underutilized.
@@harlequinsnightmare8198 my favorite druid build for low level is a moon druid with shillelagh and ape form (because multiattack), retain equipment and you have 2D8+2×6 at level 3
Angry monke with stick is my favorite thing
Except they aren't situational
just like when our lizardfolk druid just wrecked the BBEG's armies and forteress with a single use of Earthquake (maxed out fissures). No we dont talk about the friendly fire where my pet companion fell into his fissures.
When you finish all the classes, do a Crap Guide to D&D - Dungeon Master.
Y E S
And he did it
Krishna Subha what do you mean?
he did it people, he finally did it
Done:
ruclips.net/video/ANdG2DGm0CQ/видео.html
I have a backup character for a campaign I’m in that is basically Nigel Thornberry but a Druid and all his wild shapes maintain the nose and mustache. He wild shapes to better observe wild animals without disrupting their natural sociology.
does he make that weird nigel mumbly sound while wild shaping?
because if he didnt before he will now i've asked.
Smashing!
The only thing that can make this better is if you multiclass as barbarian monk or blood hunter if you use it
S M A S H I N G !
@@Bluecho4
SPLASHING
I’m taking the Grabuljean as my own... and there’s nothing you can do about it!
FUCK
Doobdoob3 Chuck Testa?
Doobdoob3 Well that’s not nearly as cool as Chuck Testa.
"I'LL STEAL IT! I'LL STEAL IT AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
I’m about to play a Druid who is a forest gnome named Bonk Chonkstonkaler. He’s going to be the equivalent to a tiny old garden gnome who will eventually randomly turn into King Kong or something
How has this gone
I want an update if you used them please
Bonk Chonkstonkaler is a fucking bonkers name
love him, need more
Jocat: "king of the Wiggler's"
Me: *dying on the floor for the weirdness of this series*
"Oxygen"
>H20
Hmmmmmmm seems legit.
Intelligence is a dump stat, remember?
@@Jodsalz16 U rite.
Eh, he got part of it right I guess so partial credit?
Actually plants produce oxygen from H2O so... kinda right? :D
@@siamath9954 plants also "produce" H20
You forgot the most important part.
At higher levels you basically become a god and can jump of cliffs as a goldfish.
... wait a minute...
I understood that reference
@@JoCat best thing I found out today is that you watch critical role
Nothing like being a golden god am i right?
Yes I think we all just did 🤣
What the shit is this show?
You can at a certain level just go to your team and be like, "You're a dragon, and you're a dragon, and YOU'RE a dragon... FOREVER..."
_"EVERYBODY_ gets to be a dragon!"
Yay! Imma violently devour my enemies!
So can the wizard. ESPECIALLY the wizard.
"You're Walking in the Woods."
"There's no one around and your phone is dead"
_Shia LaBeouf_
Then from the corner of your eyes you spot him : Shia LaBeouf
I just realized he said the before I saw this comment and it is now the best part of this video.
@@Gash_Kobeth he's following you, about forty feet back. He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint; he's gaining on you!
I see only people of culture here
"And twilight for that sweet sweet E D G E"
And the Shia Lebuff reference
I love it when my trees produce Oxygen, that great H20, all that great great wet stuff. Love that wet Oxygen.
Yeah, wet oxygen is pretty cool.
Aww, I was expecting a woosh in the replies. Dang.
I heard hydrogenated oxygen is bad for you. Don't even get me started on partially hydrogenated oxygen.
H2O is water. Oxygen is O2.
@@andrewpenn1145 and my above comment is fulfilled!
Dangerous assumption that cats cannot already use guns.
I agree
It's the polydactyls you really have to look out for
What a dumb comment *hears faint gun cocking in the back* wh-
Do not underustimate cats
Welp. Shepherd it is then. Im gonna be the BESTEST wiggler king there ever was
I now want to do a wiggler campaign where it's like 6 druids ....
Im not really a fan of summons, its just too many creatures stuffed into combat, which makes combat take way too long.
@@2MeterLP wigglers hide during combat
@@2MeterLP Not if you intentionally summon them on explosive traps.
@@mushwoom Then simply bring a bard. *INSPIRE*
JoCat: "What has the environment ever done for us? It's not like it provides oxygen"
Also JoCat: Proceeds to write the chemical formula for Water
i think that was a joke lol
"They will never see it coming"
What a marvelous reference.
What's the sauce?
Persona 5. I cant believe I just got it
Chew
joker
0:47
"You know about the shoulder touch?"
elsquisheeone “...hey.”
Can't wait for the guide to the class nobody wants to play. The DM.
it's gonna just be filled with things you shouldn't do... So Paranoia the playguide.
You mean the Warrior 😈
@@adambloodsong3713 Warrior isn't even a class you pancake
Ah yes, my main....
well I got news for ya
Treat bees as ranged magical attack. Swarm of bees CR equal to damage plus the bunny’s Charisma since it’s obviously a badass.
Mamba tree branches equal snake stats for health. Touch attack range of 10 ft. Factoring in that youre in a forest, you’re always in reach of at least one mamba-branch. Poison DC would equal the number of snakes on the tree (2d12 for an average tree).
Half movement speed for the vines. Treat as entangling vines spell. Thorns optional for flavor, 1d4 piercing damage when you move at full speed.
Phone being dead confers -5 to Checks made to call for help. Further -5 for not being a bard and seducing your way out of this encounter back at the bar where this all started.
DM’ed it. You’re welcome.
consider: homebrewed 5e vaspen swarm druid
Unleash the BEES
Miranda Tagliamonte Not the bees!! Lol
-crazy cat person
-extremely convincing fur suits
-rode down the highway broke the limit, we hit the town.
-zappy bird
-speaks for the fleas
Yep, sounds just like me, I’ll take it!! :D
Honestly, I know there's the whole Moses thing, but I think Sticks to Snakes should
A) be a 5e spell
and
B) be used by druids AND Clerics
I mean... If you count things like the staff of adder and the staff of the python...
@@Family-and-I yea, but sticks to snakes
What spell is this reference from? I've just started playing a druid for the first time and don't recognize it and am having a hard time finding the description.
@@Unajet it's not a druid spell actually, it's a cleric spell, and I think it's only in 1st edition D&D,
A bit late, but in every addition that Sticks to Snake has shown up in (AD&D and Original D&D) it was both a druid and cleric spell. In original D&D it was added in Supplement 3: Eldritch Wizardry.
You should do a Crap guide to multiclassing
damn that Joker frame at 0:33 is sick
also 1:29 juicy reference
Real talk though, I'm making this my new profile pic
@@Floodtalon we need Jacob's wiggly head as a smash fighter
or at least as an assist trophy
sword and shield included
Started watching the entire playlist again because I couldn't remember which one had the "DON'T STEAL!!!" moment.
Funny every time.
0:30 I lost it at, "It's payback time!"
That "they will never see it coming" joke and art was... priceless.
1:34 "Y'all ever just become more Wall?"
Tristan
I just love being "More wall"
My Dwarven Defender wants to be the best wall. Touch attacks suck though...
“Provides oxygen”
*USES H2O INSTED OF O2*
I also reaaaaaly want to play d&d now
Shared this video to my friend who’s first playing a Druid. I wish them luck
"warlocks with their sugar daddys"
I HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT
THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! I am so in love with that art and just love the persona reference
Really hoping the hijek crew does some DND now
I've been wondering if this is Jocat not-so-subtly teasing a HIJEK D&D Podcast. That would be fun.
Absolute would watch, cant watch critical role because theres way too much for me to catch up on
There's already 3 D&D games I follow, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE BUT I WOULD DEFINITELY WATCH IT ANYWAY.
Lazy Lion just start with campaign 2 and skip the one-shots for now, you’ll catch up eventually as long as you’re watching more than one episode a week (they’re 47 episodes into campaign 2).
You’ll catch up faster than I did, anyway; I watched all of Campaign 1 first.
Shadow88 just go on their discord and start one. Suggest it and I guarantee they would agree
“It’s not like [the environment] provides *oxygen* ...”
* shows H20 *
"it's not like it supplies oxygen..."
*Shows the chemical formula for water
I'm literally JUST noticing that every thumbnail has the amount of characters that have been introduced thus far in the series-
I really need an hour long video of just the head wiggle set to some calming music. It’s so hypnotic.
I actually yelled in triumph when I saw the notification.
SAME!
Same, but silently
same, my wife plays a Druid in our campaign and she has been patiently waiting for this one
We all did...
I'm early like the rogue who scouts ahead and triggers a trap.
The monotone "They'll never see it coming" is just high class comedy.
0:41 Has anyone tried to play a "druid" that's just a guy with extremely high disguise and bluff abilities in a dozen fursuits?
Pls if someone did it tell us your story
1:16 too bad, I already post it on tumblr
Good luck keeping it there with tumblers anti NSFW campaign making the AI hit everything even mildly related to furrys
@@rainlawrence8663 AS IT SHOULD BE.
@@AWizardsKiss. Ikr
Why should it become obsolete?
(No nsfw joke and comment how the internet is for porn)
@@Ezekiel_Kleyer the only thing tumbler did better than its competitors was the whole NSFW/furry thing, with that gone only the sjws are left on tumbler. The sjw population is to small to support a system of that size, it will collapse.
1:51 is that an "Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf" reference I see
Signious
Yes, yes it is.
"Exit, pursued by a [magical] bear"
- the druid's enemies
I love how you were gonna kill Yogi with the same method of slaying sleeping monsters
"sticks to snakes is not a 5e spell, nor is it for druids"
I'm adding that to things Wizards needs to bring back, right next to my precious shocker lizards
(okay but seriously shocker lizards were epic and I want them back with the ability to get one as a pet if you're a storm sorcerer because it's just perfect)
They were cool
1:51 Was that a Rob Cantor reference?
It had to be, and I was honestly hoping to see some shia lebouf reference in the background
SHIA LABEOUF
0:33
nomination for best image in this series so far
King of the wigglers you say, tell me more...
What are wigglers?
@@nullpoint3346 his head. It's from monster hunter world.
Me: Watches the vid.
At the start of the vid: “You never see it coming”
Me: Visible signs of pain as take over plays.
Oh god, I had it in loop for 20 hours now help
Out of all the other videos that talk about Druids, I think you're one of the few that actually brings up the significance of wild shaping + spellcasting combined and I got to give you kudos for that.
I would holeheartedly support you in a violent over through of the wiggler queen
I love it when there is a new mini on the table, it’s very Zen.
This is amazing, I love your delivery and drawings! Not only creative and funny but very informative and sure to tempt anyone avoiding druidhood to join our cult
I mean cult
I mean... Ok I think I have a thing for druids
Sticks to Snakes actually is a druid spell. In every edition it has shown up in (Original D&D and AD&D), it has been both a druid and a cleric spell. In Original D&D it was added to the druid spell list in Supplement 3: Eldritch Wizardry.
Here’s an article on the spell: dungeonsdragons.fandom.com/wiki/Sticks_to_snakes
I look forward to the day when all of the little figurines appear on the table.
Burst out laughing at the don't steal
I’m subscribing because of this series
"DON'T STEAL"
*falls out of chair*
In one of my druid playthroughs, I would role a percentage die whenever I wild shaped to determine if I would keep control or if the animal mind took over.
Das a _cool_ idea.
>says oxygen
>shows H2O
Truly the pinnacle of science
OMG HE MADE THE DRYAD MALE INSTEAD OF THE STEREOTYPICAL FEMALE!!! IM IN LOVE
*Matt Mercer would like to know your location*
I thought it was a female at first lmao
Malfurion gives you his regards.
Wouldn't it depend on the tree? Like most plants, trees are usually hermaphroditic but in some species individual trees are entirely male or female (e.g. holly trees).
@@Stratelier male or female they all experience morning wood
Yeah but can you kill Shia Labeouf as a druid?
Maybe on a normal Tuesday night if you find him sharpening his axe in his cabin in the forest.
as long as you survive his shiasurprise
Have to be a Monk, so you can do Jujitsu, bodyslam superstar Shia LaBeauf.
There's a simple and effective way to defeat Shia Lebeouf as a Druid. *deep breath* SHILLELAGH!
Or perhaps a Rogue.
*Quiet*
*Quiet*
That Persona 5 reference is perfect and got the soundtrack stuck in my head again.
I love your wiggler art. And pairing out with joker made it better.
0:12 I see you, sneaky Dodo.
Hey! That guy's not a guy, he's just a bear!
We're so sorry. Sir Bearington, very sorry for this mans behavior.
@@Lucky13524 ROAR *shrug*
Nicely done, can’t wait to see how he handles the fighter.
Same I'm waiting so patiently
Personally I'm waiting for paladin
@@spicydragon301 Part of the reason I like the fighter so much is because it's so versatile in what it can do, front line tank, archer sniper, some support, and even minor magic stuff. Granted no one fighter can achieve all that but the possibilities are there.
@@n00bmanQ I said on his cleric video that I personally like the fighter for similar reasons as the ones you have listed I even compared the fighter to a bard with less singing and magic but more weapon fighting.
Damn, NOW I understand the "They never see it coming"- reference. P5 ♥️
you know its funny me and my group of friends decided to play D&D for the first time. im so happy you posted these videos they may be short but they do help with a general outline of the classes which is invaluable to a little noob like me. bless you sweet child
Bracing down for furry jokes.
King of the wigglers... My god.
Dance now I'm probably going to go with this class next character sheet so I can get that sweet sweet edge
Me: *is my turn in combat*
Friend: *tells me to do something specific*
Me: *was already gonna do that specific thing*
Me: *does it*
Friend: *feels smug thinking that it was his idea first and I listened to him*
That was my freaking mom when I decided to do Spanish class back in high school.
Hey JoCat, I love all of your content, you definitely don't diverse all the abuse that came your way. Thank you for everything that you have done, and I hope that whatever you do next brings you joy and happiness. Stay strong 👍
I always come back and watch some of these before I play. 😂 the style always kills me and makes me laugh. I wish we could have a few more of these every once in a great while.
This is actually how I got into DND. Watching these short little videos went a long way for helping me learn when I was brand new to dnd and got invited to play.
Now watching them again is always nostalgic. And I notice more about just how accurate these are 😂
Fucking amazing style unique to this channel. Feels waaay less nerd and waaay more power in a goofy fun way. (As a former sports fanatic, this helped me engage with a new type of nerdy thing I had never had any intentions to be a part of originally)
Love this content. Lots of love to the creator. ❤ thank you for making these so long ago.
1:01 is that an Age of Mythology soundbite i hear?
As always great work Jo :)
"It's not like it provides oxygen."
*shows H2O*
00:03, okay, apparently we breathe water now? Since when was I a fish?
Shhhhh you always were
2:05 might be my favorite shot of all your D&D videos.
I reference this playlist whenever i make a new character, very useful as a dm with newbies, thank you so much jocat
"Extremely convincing fursuits" lol
I roll to disbelieve! D= *mauled*
Ain’t gonna lie, I’d go Druid for that dryad too