Thar's a cowboy round these parts, feared by all. They call 'im Broken Legs Peppino. Ol' Broken Legs'll win a duel without so much as moving an inch from where he stands. You can try to blow 'im up wit dynamite but he'll throw it back'atcha with his bare forehead! Don't y'all be gettin' in a fight with him unless you wanna wind up dead. I do hear talk that he makes a mean pizza though.
shouldve told me that before the 319093219032190435190589018905185892371457893578901750815089413050989508318095980419085089310895018950893180591308959102353218538129408912908348093125908134890513849058091289052189053809218095809138095081932085812308951208394089513890580913512398401248512378940931820123058140284391827504173295814325438051293580310754091234981324839215843095413895903140985809142890532098508912359809213850983215809328512985092810581250932815352198325983508931259825389509185904139658701678510789613298647134895870415724375075148591078513 attempts
@champisgoatedpc2 you fool. You come into my territory assume I am below you? You believe that I misunderstand the purpose of the message I reply to, ignorant of your own misunderstanding? Think again, for my message was not merely a correction of a fact, but a joke as well! You have failed.
Awesome boss clear! I wonder if it's possible to minimize the times you need to get hit to turn around with good enough planning and positioning. Might be a bit much though
@@nstelecom5109 Yeah, ngl, he really destroyed me at first. Most definitely the hardest boss for me. But well, I P-Ranked all bosses (normally, of course, not with insane tactics like standing still) and out of all of them. . . The Vigilante took me the longest!
Did you know that you can run without moving the left/right stick? Thats means that as long as you jump into a wall, and excluding transformations, it could be posible to do a stickless run . Idk if It its gonna be some impedimendts to do that.
thumbnail: vigilante: alright...now i will become youtube kids game *INSANE SCREAM* peppino:😮 the noise:🤨 the pepperman: bro turned into moon from space
i like how vigilante grows legs JUST so he can slide around.
100th like
What if you, wanted to keep the west safe from outlaws, but god said, "POW"
huh
Pow.
Weed
Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing C before getting hurt?
not gonna freakin' sugarcoat it
Thar's a cowboy round these parts, feared by all. They call 'im Broken Legs Peppino. Ol' Broken Legs'll win a duel without so much as moving an inch from where he stands. You can try to blow 'im up wit dynamite but he'll throw it back'atcha with his bare forehead! Don't y'all be gettin' in a fight with him unless you wanna wind up dead. I do hear talk that he makes a mean pizza though.
1:58 Parrying while charging your bullet does NOT empty the charge. You don't need to jump.
shouldve told me that before the 319093219032190435190589018905185892371457893578901750815089413050989508318095980419085089310895018950893180591308959102353218538129408912908348093125908134890513849058091289052189053809218095809138095081932085812308951208394089513890580913512398401248512378940931820123058140284391827504173295814325438051293580310754091234981324839215843095413895903140985809142890532098508912359809213850983215809328512985092810581250932815352198325983508931259825389509185904139658701678510789613298647134895870415724375075148591078513 attempts
The speedrun actually takes advantage of this to get a quicker hit on him when the fight starts.
@@wileecoyotegenius5955 I'm so fucking chad
I can't even beat him WHILE moving
ha
holy fuck it's THE maverick!!
vigalante's the hardest boss imo
im not gonna... uhh... saucecoat it?
No, it peppercoat it
No cheesecoat it
no, mushroomcoat it.
No, pineapplecoat it
No, Sausagecoat it
I wonder how you have the patience to even get a successful run because this doesn't look easy
The C key in question:
@@penpenguin4767 apparently it requires good timing (proven to be wrong)
That thumbnail is gold
Actually it’s cheese
Its the vigilante before he moved to the desert
@@RaptorBoy5000 No after he became a goddarned city slicker and got addicted to drugs and alcohol, that stuff truly ruined 'im
@champisgoatedpc2 you fool. You come into my territory assume I am below you? You believe that I misunderstand the purpose of the message I reply to, ignorant of your own misunderstanding? Think again, for my message was not merely a correction of a fact, but a joke as well! You have failed.
This is literally the first time i find out you can actually hold x to release a bigger bullet HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE
It's a charge shot so it releases as soon as it's fully charged, you can't really control it
Stood your ground to the very end.
2:34 clean move
Indeed, sir! It's really good move.
Actually, this is a moveless run.
this remind of me luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Not only did you do this all without moving
You got the music to time perfectly with the final quickdraw
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it...
he truly did not sugarcoat it
people that move and still die thought you roasted them too hard
he beats vigilante without even dodging most attacks and not moving left or right
peppino: that was bad
imagine doing this damageless
Well, Peppino? Is that possible for you to accomplish?
@@zioniczenko Uhhhh no-eh
@@Deer_Cracker_lover hold on
I can't believe a stock image like the thumbnail even exists
God bless stock images
Even harder than trying to get p rank oh him
Most sane pizza tower player
That thumbnail bro 💀
That thumbnail is just him but younger
"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Pizza tower fans in 2030 casually P ranking the final boss without moving (they somehow make it seem easy):
Awesome boss clear! I wonder if it's possible to minimize the times you need to get hit to turn around with good enough planning and positioning. Might be a bit much though
Wall jumping changes your direction.
@@trollsansofficialbut you need to be holding the direction of the wall to wallclimb
i'm sure you could no-hit it by parrying enough, but it'd take quite a while without getting hit to change your direction
guys hes not sugarcoating it
hes saucecoating it
He isn't gonna sugarcoat it
That thumbnail is cursed as fuck
Wow, this must have been really hard without the grab for easy forward movement.
Whatever this has been coated in, it's not sugar.
His idle animation with a gun is silly
1:30 Wait, you can SHOOT THE GHOST???
I beat it P rank without discovering that.
Dude really said: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it"
alternate title: im never gonna sugarcoat it.
If want the definition of "skill" you've found it
i love how vigilantes theme went all the way until the stand-off
2:15 moved here
He not move he just get push
no he parried
guy,,,,,s i thi nk pepenis ated vigilance ..........cheez 🤦♂️
he sugarcoat??2???2
This is so awesome you must have a great patience if you cant move like if I where doing this i would move first hit!
Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing [C] before getting hurt?
BRO HOW!?!?!?
that thumbnail is hilarious
Yeah sure, the game may have rate you with a C (bad), but it didn't know what you did....what it cost....
peppino with tunnelvision
Big L for these 3 dislikes. He is doing the exact thing the tittle says.
bro got a not gonna sugarcoat it phd
he is not going to sugarcoat it
unsugar coated haven
This should give you the “UAD” rank (Up And Down)
He was not gonna sugarcoat it
Now:
P-rank without moving OR jumping
high lack of sugarcoating
The Thumbnail doesn`t even look like Vigilante
The thumbnail is Vigilante when he was younger.
My second victim is deceased
He didnt sugarcoated it
he sugarcoated
Wow! And you still rated higher than I did when I beat him for the first time! Good job there!
Now P-Rank him.
You got d?
@@nstelecom5109 Yeah, ngl, he really destroyed me at first. Most definitely the hardest boss for me. But well, I P-Ranked all bosses (normally, of course, not with insane tactics like standing still) and out of all of them. . . The Vigilante took me the longest!
Im not gonna sugercoat it
wow pizza tower challengs that's new and good job
Did you know that you can run without moving the left/right stick? Thats means that as long as you jump into a wall, and excluding transformations, it could be posible to do a stickless run . Idk if It its gonna be some impedimendts to do that.
imagine getting owned by someone who cant move
Amazing thumbnail lmao
I'm not gonna sugar coded
I'm not doing sugar code it
I'm not Gonna sugar Code it
Good job!
i am gonna sugarcoat it 💀☠💀
underrated
Do you block by pressing C and X or just C before he uses ranged attacks
Try getting P rank without moving
Now p rank it with the same conditions.
That was... C awesome
P rank without moving next? :O
thumbnail:
vigilante: alright...now i will become youtube kids game
*INSANE SCREAM*
peppino:😮
the noise:🤨
the pepperman: bro turned into moon from space
Can you not make cringe comments please
@urban_goose based
just use the keyboard if u cant use the left/right in controller
Now p rank it!
Now P Rank it.
thumbnail? you mean thumbfingernail
1:48 bro are you practicing subway surfers sliding?????
Cool! P rank it.
u said ur not gonna sugorcoat it
i was able to p rank him without moving left or right hahahahahahahhaha (kill me)
Badass
Anyone know where to get the outfit he has?
how are yall playin pizza tower on a pizza tower
wait hollup u playing on a pizza tower
machrun?
Just use D-Pad
woah
now p rank it
good.
*now try p ranking it.*
Wouldn't this be easier if you used The grab dash?
Can't use grab dash in vigilante battle
@@BLAMNDY-VINIMOD8827-b5s lol I forgot about that
@@emiba154 oh
GG
just use the keyboard lmao
Nice
jumping is considered moving
Otherwise it would be impossible
the title states this boss is beaten without moving to horizontal directions {left/right}, and it didn't include jumpless.