Start The Week with Geoff - General Round Up Monday 30th September
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- 01:04 Gridserve, it’s even worse than you think
01:55 Register your birds!
03:27 Lower Thames Crossing Application
04:49 Thames Water caught closing roads without permission
05:16 Floods in the USA
07:42 BMW crashed my son’s car
09:33 Hackers gain total control with just a numberplate
10:29 Will the software always work?
12:17 Rare Volvo is not that rare
LINKS
Register your Bird
www.gov.uk/gui...
Follow Adapt 2030
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01:04 Gridserve, it’s even worse than you think
01:55 Register your birds!
03:27 Lower Thames Crossing Application
04:49 Thames Water caught closing roads without permission
05:16 Floods in the USA
07:42 BMW crashed my son’s car
09:33 Hackers gain total control with just a numberplate
10:29 Will the software always work?
12:17 Rare Volvo is not that rare
LINKS
Register your Bird
www.gov.uk/guidance/register-as-a-keeper-of-less-than-50-poultry-or-other-captive-birds
Follow Adapt 2030
ruclips.net/video/keMYXEXrtqY/видео.html
if we register the bird when it's in our gardens, do we unregister it when the bird leaves our garden too?
lol £266m spent on Planning etc ... Another Masonic symbolic number!!!
Another good vid, I really like the title listing, not that I would ever want to skip anything you put up, but if my viewing got interrupted at least I'd know where I left off. very intriguing about the USA floods especially as recently it was noted that the Welsh damns are extremely low Who's stealing Welsh water?! Oh, that be me, that be, lol Seriously, I do bring back loads of Welsh water cos mine is very hard and chalky and gives me bad belly...which reminds me, you still haven't done a vid on water filtration....
Good to see you mentioned David DuByne's channel *Adapt 2030*
Since I follow him 2020, there was no increasi in his subs. His contorversial subjects naturally surpressed on YT.
@@nixswatson The water video will be soon!
chickens must be reqistered, but countless thousands of illegal immigrants can roam freely unchecked..go figure.
Free Range illegal immigrants...must be organic. Guardian readers will be interested.
Ah Ah I read that as 'unpecked'
I'll register mine once the government gets all the wild birds and immigrants to show me their passports
There free-range 😂
We not expected to eat 'immigrants'... yet.
I’ve heard that people are registering fresh supermarket chickens they’ve bought as well as every single egg in their house, it’s been crashing the DEFRA site. That is so childish…and I’m all for it😁👍
Yes it's very naughty.
Q. "Where do you keep it?" A. "In the freezer" 😀
I put my chicken in the freezer last night and it was dead this morning.😂
Way to go, lads!
😂😂😂
The crazy weather ain't down to emissions from cars it's the emissions from planes.if you get what I mean.
Oh ffs.
anyone foolish enough to follow government orders regarding registration of animals, not just chicken, will risk losing them eventually. I believe the microchipping of pets was just to get people used to this idiocy!
Pets first, then livestock, then us...
No Pets allowed in ghulag
It was to get you used to the idea, because microchipping humans has been the plan for, oh, about 80 years now!
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I'VE JUST REGISTERED, 6 EGGS IN MY KITCHEN. Yeah, keep registering...... any bird will do..... F**k um!
I feed pigeons and seagulls in my garden by hand. How am I going to list those? And if the government isn't interested in those wild birds that I touch every day and share half eaten sandwiches with why is it interested in my chickens that I rarely touch? This has nothing to do with health and everything to do with control of food.
You NEED to tag them individually - in such a way that the serial number can be read with some magnifying optical device... thank me later.
Why would you feed gulls? Horrible pests
@@Rightbyme I actually know a neighbur who feeds her garden rats! She "loves all creatures". 😂
I identify as CHIKEN how I go about getting my chicken passport ?
How are KFC gonna keep up registering all of their chickens 🤔
KFC give us frozen KFC chicken made in a big factory then delivered to all the stores no joke😅😮😮
Ah well, their customers will have to do it.
*The wisest thing that should be on everyone's mind currently should be to invest in different streams of income that don't depend on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the world. This is still a good time to invest in gold, silver, and digital currencies (BTC, ETH...).*
I began investing in stocks and Def earlier this year, and it is the best choice l've ever made. My portfolio is rounding up to almost a million and I have realized that when a stock makes it to the news, chances are you're quite late to the party, the idea is to get in early on blue chips before it becomes public. There are lots of life changing opportunities in the market, and maximize it.
What opportunities are there in the market, and how do I profit from it?
You can make a lot of money from the market regardless of whether it strengthens or crashes. The key is to be well positioned.
I would really like to know how this actually works.
All you need is a good capital and the service of a professional broker, with those your investment will most certainly produce high yields.
My chickens are identifying as rabbits 😉
Never mind a new road fix the ones we've got, 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I promise i will not register any frozen chicken i have at home. That would clog up their system especially if any of you good people did as well...
Dont be naughty 😉
...that would be like blade-runners against ULEZ/speed cameras. Cough.
If I have a budgie does that count?
Asking for me, I have no friends
you just gained LOTS of friends :)
@@IanLewisCymru cheers mate..
No you don’t, it’s birds with outside access
I currently own 38 individual chicken fillet cat treats, and two fillets of chicken breast. Guess I'd better register those with the government, just in case.
I’ve got a pet chicken that won’t be registered . We get several pheasants and ducks that come into the garden. They won’t give me their names though so I can’t register them
Geoff you got a mention on todays UK Column news, I wish you could go on there one day. All the best ❤
Ooooohh in what way was he mentioned, in a good way I hope...
@@nixswatson his tweet was discussed about registering chickens. I’d suggest seeking the episode out and following them
Read out the resignation Geoff please
yes ive tagged my chicken up to the grid with a digital id, just need to register my garden and what food im growing lol
Careful what you joke about, Chris!
By the way, registering chickens and other birds is EU legislation, they are already doing that in Portugal!
I thought the U.K. left the EU!
Can we register so called experts, we are all at risk from their BS advice.
your tweet is mentioned on UK Column todays episode (30th)
Yeah I see that too. Great stuff.
Peeps should tell them to cluck off lol
C'mon BMW service, you break it, you own it.
Yeah wtf
The Lower Thames Crossing - absolute farce for many reasons, just one being the traffic modelling is out of date already. They could of course, actually complete the M25 (the stretch from the Darenth interchange to the Dartford Crossing is an A road for those who don’t know) with another bridge, leaving the current tunnels for local traffic, but that’s too simple. Instead they want a land grab and squeeze a four lane A road into two lanes at the new crossing - equally a joke as anybody who currently uses the A2 in that area at busy times will know. Highways currently have their sales force out in force around the affected areas, further trying to convince the gullible that this is a great idea.
The UK does need to step up! By flooding London with unsold EVs and giving Mossad a call.
Do chickens living on a 53ft yacht have to be registered ? Maritime Law is different to current clown world btw 😅
Register the chicken, wherever it is.. future chicken, wishlist chicken, chicken in your freezer.
Oops the chicken office is out of time..
Chicken cottage
@@AddyBittler- Refrigerator = Future chicken cottage! Register them! Must be lawful! : )
If this is the beginning of the end for our chickens, is this an a-peck-alypse?
I tried playing Beethoven to our chickens to encourage them to lay more cultured eggs, but all they keep demanding is Bach, Bach, Bach!
Some of our chickens are Philosophers, they keep contemplating their eggs-istence.
I’ll stop now, before I get cooped up in prison!
I love your idea of registering rotisserie chicken, hadnt thought of that!
If i ever get chickens, they will identify as Feathers McGraw. 🐧
I've just registered my pet chicken Ishmael Muhammad the second? he is 1 year old And lays free eggs😢 😊😊😊
Dear James, Ishmael is not a he if he's laying eggs.
Oh, unless he identifies as a he
Can I register my rubber duck?
Are you kidding? If you don't you'll be responsible for ending granny! 😂
Older cars are much cleaner than modern cars I worked in the motor trade for 30 years fact
Chickens ? Does this mean they should have an ID number if being sold in stores - to stop Chicken Laundering 🙄
I've registered three chickens, but I'm not sure how many we've actually got in the freezer.
Car manufacturers should go back to keys not a key fob you are getting fobbed off 😁😁😁
I've registered all of my chickens and now they're road-legal.
Geoff, what about NEW EVs having ineffective brakes (as in an emergency braking situation) due to them hardly being used and corroding because of the over use of REGENERATIVE BRAKING. How many deaths / accidents are being caused by this?
How many birds can we register? Remember the song Mambo number five?
Just registered a dozen eggs
Good!
Excellent
Geoff,
Up Noth they have a girlfriend but down souf we have a bird, does this mean i have to register the Misses?
I have a whole tree full of Pigeons and if I go to the nearest park to me there are parakeets (escaped pets) that I could do with registering.
I’ve got 3 chickens and a duck in my freezer. Should I register them?
It's a no brainer 😂
(yes)
@@louiswilliamterminator2887 sounds like a plan.
@@stephenlipton525 I don't even live in the UK, but to keep a clear conscience, I'll register the full contents of my freezer, egg cartons and cans, even if I'm 'forced' to pick a substitute address, such as Kiers'
I've registered my 'Bird'.......---->🖕. And there you have it 😉.
chickens must be registered??😄😄😄😄😄😄😄🖕
As silly as needing a licence to watch a TV broadcast.
That Kia story Geoff, I've said for years now that that would happen. Always said cars being so connected and stuff was a stupid idea, and people were being fooled and duped about how "CONvenient it is." It is not completely unusual for a garage to take a costumers car for a test drive, when I was young and worked in a garage every car was road tested. Even if it was just in for a service, but you'd expect them to take better care. The sons insurance should point out that their policy holder had nothing to do with the accident and reuse to pay out. As for the garage, I'd been on to lawyers.
how are they gonna know if anyone has unregistered chickens/birds? are they gonna send bird licence 'goons' round like with tv licence? drones flying over areas where chicken/bird keeping is likely, spying on you?
I’ve been trying to register my five hens all day on the government site, but I’m not getting a reply from them, so I'm failing at the first step. It’s so ridiculous. The world is going mad.
shambolic Gridserve should be a lesson to big business about investing in industry's based on false data, The market will decide, regardless of the narrative being pushed. The ev infrastructure doesn't stand up without taxpayers funding it, that is not sound business.
All of my Penguins are registered, and ready to eat at will. God bless them, but yeah, yum. lol. Strength! GODspeed!
I can offer a bit of background on the Adapt 2030 channel, he does a show called mini ice age conversations. He has 'built an orchard Tennessee. How he got started down the rabbit hole was that he was a coffee bean buyer in Myanmar and was perplexed as to why, in that part of the world, frost was occurring. I used to listen to Dubyne and Ransom which is why I thought I would post this.
It's not only chickens, it's any bird you keep outside. This includes my birds of prey. So, I have an Article 10 licence from defra for owning the bird. I have a Transporters Licence for moving the bird. I have an Animal Activity Licence so I can show the bird and now I've registered my bird with APHA due to this new law. So my bird of prey is registered and licensed 4 times. But nothing for dogs and cats ???
pop me an email over...
I tried to register my missus but they wouldn't let me because she's no spring chicken.
Do you know if you still have to register your bird if you have married her?
Register chickens? 😂😂😂 They can cock-a-doodle-off.
Shall I register my budgie? He died about 15 years ago
Draining our money down..... blatant
The issue relating to ‘will the software still work’ is correct - especially if the car relies on a connection periodically, or to use a specific function. If you need to be online with the car, then there is a good chance that it won’t be supported in the future - just like phones, online games, game consoles, the manufacturer won’t be around to support them forever - so buy them at your peril
Geoff, should I register my 2 Tins of Heinz Chicken Soup and a pot Chicken Meat Paste ? Oh! Nearly forgot about my Budgie, Joey. Also, does a Dead Parrot, need to be registered ? 😂
It doesn't look dead.
Crashed BMW? considered having the BlackbeltBarrister on your show Geoff?
One of the effects of the flooding in North Carolina is that EV’s that are flooded are catching fire. There are a few reports out there on the matter.
Looking at your display, is the third up in the left column an EV? Just wondering because the shelf beneath it looks like it is sagging under the weight.
😂👌
Good comment but it's shoddy build quality on the cheap shelving and you know I wouldn't have an EV in there!
That garage employee was driving either without insurance or on the garage insurance,
So not sure what it has to do with the customer's 3rd party insurance?
Watcha Geoff! You’re right about good v evil 😮❤
Ive three trees full of crows at the bottom of the garden does that count?
Very good update Geoff and can you read out the resignation.
I wonder if they are interested in our Aussie chooks too? We've got a nice flock, and of course VERY abundant avian wildlife (this morning's visitors include Magpies, King Parrots, Mynahs, White Face Doves, Bronze Wing Doves, Satin Bowerbirds, the ubiquitous Blackbirds, Rainbow Lorikeets (LOTS of Lorikeets!), Red-Brown Finches, Fairy Wrens (small but vocal!), and of course our "almost pet" Ravens!)
You forgot cockatoos and galahs in Canberra
@@LeonieHall-c4o Down here we also have the Black Cockatoos - very vocal, very sedate but powerful flyers. Certainly Galahs too (and a breeding pair of Major Mitchells - we think these might be escaped pets!) along with Corellas (short and long-beaked variants!)
So millions of game birds are bred, reared and then released into the countryside very year. DEFRA are not going to be able to keep tabs on evey bird. Unworkable.
Are you allowed to say dam infrastructure in America
Very clumbsy legislation from DEFRA. What is the real motive?
Not sure this will get left by the magic comment erasures. Here goes. Let's look at a theoretical situation. A huge commercial chicken farm is declared as "infected". Totally bogus "rules" state that any others in a certain distance also have to be "cleaned out". But.... they are too far apart! So.... all the backyard chicken are counted as "corridors" and adjacent "chicken production" facilities. This then makes a never ending circle of destruction.
Oh, should we register Australian convict chickens?
Part of the Commonwealth.
You guys need help.
Where's that website
Am I still in the Eu Kilomerters ? 5/8th of a MILE .Miles are the Uk Measurement as far as I know PLEASE STOP USING THAT GERMAN MEASURMENT I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT.
Just seen this & posted the same. Drives me mad.
Ref. the lower Thames Crossing, why do they always insist on quoting these distances in kilometres when things country’s road system still uses miles? 23k still doesn’t automatically register quickly in my mind for this reason. Typically the BBC always use kilometres too. Just venting one of my pet hates. All the best.
They'll use kilometres to make the toad appear longer therefore cheaper.
Usual spin/lies.😮😅😅😅
I'm no Labour-luvver, but that letter is well worth reading out, as she does NOT mince her words and spells it all out - so, yes, Geoff - Read that resignation letter please! Also a deep dive into Starmer, Granny-Harmer's rise to Domination!
Rosie Duffields' resignation letter needs as much exposure as possible. Couldn't have put it better myself.
According to the sunday times, Norway spent less money *building* a longer tunnel than has been blown just on planning for the Thames scheme... HST2 never stood a chance.
SAAB's & Volvo's - Pah. Why buy them when you can get a BMW for similar money. No comparison.
yes yes yes read the resignation letter out please
Do tinned chickens have to be registered
Yes. A minimum of one registration per can. If bits of ten chickens in a single can, better to make ten registrations
I have registered my bird legitimately through the government website. I have advised them I have a partridge which I keep in my pear tree.
My chickens can't read or write in English as they are afghani
It's potato season in England and there's no way of farmers getting them in because of the rain. A lot of farmers are going to lose their crop.
Today I learnt that after every geoffle, our man visits waitrose for a rotisserie chickaaaaan
I ate one on the car the other week. honestly. was out with MrsG and popped into the shop 'for a snack' and couldn't find anything healthy but my nose was drawn to the back of the shop, came out with a peri peri chicken and sat in the passenger seat gnawing on it and throwing the bones out of the window like a neanderthal and it was excellent. my bird was not impressed.
we go blackberry picking for the past 20 years but this year they are all dead or have mould on them, weve never seen anything like it.
Kia's bebng hacked, phones that stop working - Satnav's too. I have/had a Tomtom go, which worked fine for two years or so, and I paid for map updates - but last week, when I checked it for any new map changes, all I could get was the 'gear-wheel' that meant it was deceased. So all my 'safed' destinations hav gone as well, although they are locked n the ram. If I just throw the thing out, someone with suitable hacking gear might be able to break in to it.
I have seen a video about how the new iPhone 16 is allowed in China, guess why??
Question do i need to register the two legged none feather variety of bird with the government Geoff
KeirStalin's wardrobe? Money laundering?
Don't forget to register the chicken in the freezer Geoff!😂😂😂
I don’t register anything…why do you need to know…
Cloud seeding.
LOL are you utterly f'n dense? And the eight people who liked your comment? You can't start a category four hurricane with cloud seeding.
I will be registering:
A partridge in a pear tree,
Two turtle doves,
Three French hens,
Four calling birds
Six geese a-laying
and
Seven swans a-swimming.
I have some other assets that I won't be registering, including a decent sized pipe and drum band, and some dancers and acrobats.
A little rule I like to follow
You break it you buy it
My 12 year old flip phone still works
From the US...this was a substantial hurricane, but not unprecedented. The problem was that instead of going along the east coast, it went up through the middle of the short but steep Appalachian mountains, which can generate massive flooding many years without a hurricane to help.
No and I won't register any of my birds
40 chickens a year from Tesco !
Apparently the IT system collapsed yesterday as many frozen chickens were registered 😂😂😂😂 Well in Geoff !
Does it mean you have to register all speedo wearing middle aged men who take q preference for budgie smugglers?