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  • @20RCH
    @20RCH 20 дней назад +34

    In Sweden in the 70:s the government had a commercial “Keep Sweden clean”.
    So they showed a couple of guys drinking beer in a boat while out fishing. And said “when finished your beer can, puncture a couple of holes so the can can sink to the bottom and not just float”… 😅

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 20 дней назад +3

      That's good advice!
      Except for the waxy-plastic lining and toxic paints there's only metals that simply rust away.

    • @InternetzSpaceshipz
      @InternetzSpaceshipz 20 дней назад

      @@diatonicdelirium1743 Aluminum, and Tin doesn't rust. The cans are an Aluminum/Tin alloy. They'll eventually get covered in sediment/sea snow, but they'll be there forever.

    • @rodshoaf
      @rodshoaf 19 дней назад +1

      @@InternetzSpaceshipz They were steel back in the 70s.... And until the 60s they didn't have pull tabs... you used a can/bottle opener

    • @InternetzSpaceshipz
      @InternetzSpaceshipz 19 дней назад

      @@rodshoaf True

  • @johnsjoholm
    @johnsjoholm 20 дней назад +18

    Winston. Not Camel. Winston, delivering flavour twenty times a pack.

    • @bert2530
      @bert2530 20 дней назад +3

      And now I want a smoke 😮

    • @alex.mielus
      @alex.mielus 20 дней назад +1

      I'll have that Winston now, thanks.

  • @VetvsWorld
    @VetvsWorld 20 дней назад +15

    Everything in moderation, including moderation. 😏✊🏻

  • @jimmybob3756
    @jimmybob3756 20 дней назад +14

    This is the type of Claus video we want to see ;-
    Bit of gameplay in the background.
    Wandering commentary,
    Bit of education,
    A good old rant.
    WE ARE NOW ENTERTAINED!!! 😂😂

    • @timmcgreal8024
      @timmcgreal8024 20 дней назад +2

      It helps to have a FULL pot of coffee before the commentary! 😆

    • @turtle2720
      @turtle2720 19 дней назад +1

      That's the best Claus!

  • @Yawbus1976
    @Yawbus1976 20 дней назад +10

    I would go with Betty but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

  • @robbyrocksoo
    @robbyrocksoo 20 дней назад +5

    Wow, 2 crazy games. The first game, at one point was 2 against 10 enemies. I would have thrown my keyboard on the floor at that point, but he kept fighting, and won. Wild. And the second game also, 2 guys getting ALL the kills? Insane. Great games Claus.

  • @Dennys854
    @Dennys854 20 дней назад +4

    Butter is good. Margarine is good, Butter is bad. Margarine is bad, butter is better. Aunt Jemima makes nothing today, she was deleted.

  • @vonsmutt4254
    @vonsmutt4254 20 дней назад +4

    It's not Captain Crunch😢 it's Cap'n Crunch❤ the name of his boat is the guppy and The Flintstones were based on The Honeymooners😊😊

  • @therealkillerb7643
    @therealkillerb7643 20 дней назад +4

    If I recall correctly, the Flintstones smoked "Winstons." Winstons taste good, like a cigarette should! Edit; someone below already mentioned but I already typed it out so I am posting it anyways.

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT 20 дней назад +5

    Claus' british man voice is actually a killer John Malkovich impression xD

  • @michaelhislop4840
    @michaelhislop4840 20 дней назад +3

    I think the world would be better off if everyone had Capt. Crunch once a week.

  • @willdodge200
    @willdodge200 20 дней назад +1

    I can remember when people were smoking in grocery stores while shopping. Butter was bad for you and margarine was good. Then it was margarine was bad and butter was good. Eggs good or bad? Changes almost every year.

  • @hansvanhemert845
    @hansvanhemert845 20 дней назад +6

    Flintstones sigaret Brought to you by Winston

  • @diatonicdelirium1743
    @diatonicdelirium1743 20 дней назад +4

    I found some pebbles that nature readily provided, so I ate them.
    On a more serious note: try to get the unprocessed version of known edible foods, and always check the packaging in supermarkets. Anything with more than 4 ingredients is suspect.

  • @davidbiren2062
    @davidbiren2062 20 дней назад +3

    Keebler elves have a tree. Fudge Stripe Cookies are back on the menu boys!

  • @charles_the_elder
    @charles_the_elder 20 дней назад +2

    Life expectancy 2000 years ago wasn't a result of diet. It was a result of disease, infections, war, and in a lot of cases poverty. As late as 200 hundred years ago it was considered uncouth for a doctor to wash their hands, and death by infections were rampant. When diseases like mumps, measles, chicken pox, small pox, and bubonic plague came through your village, it could take out a lot of the population. Died in childbirth was very common then, but is rare now. There are many historical accounts of people living into their 70s and 80s 2000 years ago but these were the people who could insulate themselves from the diseases that ravaged the villages and ate healthy meals because they could afford them. I personally don't care about organic food, but you can't use the life expectancy of 2000 years ago to argue against it.

    • @jgold2813
      @jgold2813 20 дней назад +1

      lol uncouth lacking good manners, refinement, or grace. "he is unwashed, uncouth, and drunk most of the time" (Why would a Dr. wash or not wash his hands) might have been, 1 you cant see germs,2 most places in the world did not have ez to use clean fresh water , avg life spans by year 1480-1679 48.2
      1680-1779 56.6
      1780-1879 64.6
      1891 61.6
      1901 62.6
      1911 66.4
      1921 68.1
      1951 73.4
      1961 75.7
      1971 76.8
      1981 78.0
      1989 79.2

  • @TandemSix
    @TandemSix 20 дней назад +1

    25:45 ah yes, my favourite Roman Emperor, Clausius Kelermanus Caesar

  • @mikedeaton6416
    @mikedeaton6416 20 дней назад +2

    Jesus that t34 drove me crazy between not aiming and driving around in a stupor.

    • @jgold2813
      @jgold2813 20 дней назад +1

      so crazy guy how many 12 kill games you got ? Just saying after about 7 kills i get more DAM i dont want to lose this then rng kicks in and almost always kicks my azz

  • @allensanders5535
    @allensanders5535 20 дней назад +2

    I don't remember my T 34-85M having that bad of gun handling.

  • @jgold2813
    @jgold2813 20 дней назад +2

    Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone-age family Yabba-dabba-doo!

  • @kylestoddard2881
    @kylestoddard2881 20 дней назад

    I believe that commercial ran for the entire six year run of the original show from 1960-1966.

  • @springfield4522
    @springfield4522 20 дней назад

    Fortunately the boston cream filled donuts at Tim's are indeed found growing on trees.

  • @josephmeyer9411
    @josephmeyer9411 20 дней назад

    Wine, before modern times was safer to drink than water. The fermentation killed all the bad germs. That is why Roman army soldiers always took a cut from the vine and planted them where ever they went on campaign. You do not want to get the runs when trying to fight a war.

  • @johndoran3274
    @johndoran3274 20 дней назад +1

    My mom held me as a baby while smoking a Winston and spraying weed killer in the garden. She’s in her late 80s and I’m still here, both of us in perfect health.

  • @InternetzSpaceshipz
    @InternetzSpaceshipz 20 дней назад

    The average life expectacy 2000 years ago was about 35, but the number is reduced significantly from infant/child mortality rates, the actual average life expectancy of somebody who made it to adulthood was more like 45-60

  • @zaluq
    @zaluq 18 дней назад

    If you read Nina Theicholz , "the big fat surprize" covering politics and corruption in society since 1900 , how activists and power hungry elements formed the first political nutrition advice for the public by Mc Govern in 1970 . And all other countries followed the advices. And we all got sicker.

  • @Gola308
    @Gola308 20 дней назад

    Damn Claus..., You reaffirm things i've intuitevely known for 40+ years of my adult life. Big reason why i enjoy watching your channel/videos(s). I know that I suck at WOT, but I realize that It's just a fucking game, and I don't have all day to figure out all the dynamics of it. BTW, I'm a former US Army Armor Officer that commanded a tank platoon on the DMZ near North Korea, and after that, trained hundreds, if not thousands. of armor/mech infantry soldiers how to fight and win in the desert of Fort Irwin, CA, outnumbered, just following sound tactics.... OK, enough glossing, there's plenty of soldiers that were involved with real world combat in the deserts of the middle east that know far more than I do. I can assure you that most of them don't have time for WOT, but maybe I'm wrong...

  • @nicomeier8098
    @nicomeier8098 20 дней назад +1

    Wine actually is quite a natural beverage because fermentation of fruits is a natural occurring process, it just has been refined to make quality wine.

  • @lowtech41
    @lowtech41 20 дней назад +1

    The low life expectancy rate was from a high infant mortality rate...it skews the numbers.

    • @jgold2813
      @jgold2813 20 дней назад +1

      well thats true but in time of 15k years most will die from what happens over time with bad teeth cavs kills and with no teeth you can eat much so theres that

  • @mr.barratt9930
    @mr.barratt9930 20 дней назад +3

    Getting real close to that 100k sub count!

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 20 дней назад

    I just eat the cherry kernels of Cap'n Crunch. Totally healthy. Jack Lalane also advocated for eating things "untouched by the hand of man". He lived a long time. That first game was an ass kicker and I did not realize, until he scored a few kills, that that second game was a T-34. Really. Thanks Claus.
    12

  • @wboyd33
    @wboyd33 20 дней назад

    Back in the day, we used to say that Mountain Dew was Dilly Parton boob sweat, so nature DOES provide Mountain Dew...giggidy!!!

  • @rosmundsen
    @rosmundsen 20 дней назад +1

    I like tier 6 because you don't have to load gold. And, Wilma Flinstone is hot.

  • @charlietheunicorn5383
    @charlietheunicorn5383 20 дней назад

    Betty was the foxy around the town lady. Wilma was the one you took home to the parents.

  • @YoungerFuthark
    @YoungerFuthark 20 дней назад

    Homemade bread may be 2 degrees from nature, but store-bought bread is highly processed.

  • @JuanMendoza-sz8iy
    @JuanMendoza-sz8iy 20 дней назад

    Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner...got a pterodactyl for a windscreen wiper.

  • @Def_01_RG
    @Def_01_RG 20 дней назад +2

    @Claus, chocolade is good for chickens (italien), you remember? 😂

  • @wartoga4248
    @wartoga4248 20 дней назад +2

    Dear Claus,
    1. I am entertained. Mondaymorning mood passed ...
    2. I recommend this channel now for non-expert lifestyle advice.
    3. Please nuance your statement about what nature provides. Nature provides some pretty toxic stuff, including snakes, bad mushrooms, mondaymorning moody human lifeforms etc

  • @wretchedexcess1654
    @wretchedexcess1654 20 дней назад

    Teads, he wins or Hails, he loses.
    I called it Teads.

  • @darby5987
    @darby5987 20 дней назад +1

    The second game was interesting. I was listening to your moderation about moderation but watched the T-34-85M game. Between 13:10 and 14:45 he took 19 aimed shots. Four were hits and the others tended 15 high. If they missed laterally they went right, not left. This isn't a real gun with machining flaws. It's a pixel gun. If the gun shoots high 80% of the time that has to be hard wired into the gun's soft stats. He moved from the hull down position. Thereafter he stopped aiming and started taking snap shots. They almost all hit. His hit rate went from 21% for aimed shots to 73% for snap shots. What?
    Bam! Bam! Bam-Bam!

  • @crazytrain2254
    @crazytrain2254 20 дней назад

    In 1976 Eattons catalogue they had asbestos ceiling tiles.😂

  • @generalmelchett9934
    @generalmelchett9934 19 дней назад

    Spot on Claus, processed foods are best kept to a minimum, go for whole foods, natural states, minimal processing and packaging....giddy up

  • @WadmanP
    @WadmanP 20 дней назад

    @11:00 Basically Claus is recommending you eat foods at the lower end of the Nova scale. So no ultra processed foods.

  • @jameslanning8405
    @jameslanning8405 20 дней назад +2

    Tiers 4-6... Now you're entering my world!
    Barney's wife was Betty... Bam Bam was their boy. "It's cartoons, don't try to reason it all out!"
    The Flintstones cigarette ad today, would be an ad about chronic! The original 'sweet leaf!'
    You're right... Moderation is key. Too much of even a good thing can be bad.
    Except for chronic and chocolate!
    There's no secret to a long life... But, there's no secret to a short life!
    And HEY! Lay off the Cap'n Crunch!
    I saw the commercials, all those delicious crunch berries were being harvested from crunch berry trees! Have you lost your freaking mind dude!! lol!
    That's natural!
    How about the original meat substitute... "Beans!" Beans is good!
    Why all the fakery?
    Two guys got all the kills...
    Now you see what I'm up against!
    Teams of muppets, infest all the tiers in WOT, but it only gets worse, as you drop down in tiers...
    But at some point, you might reach the level of 'UNICOM,' like these guys did!
    A team of usual muppets... And really 'one guy,' who wanted to win! And the other assisted...

  • @Tito-gt2kk
    @Tito-gt2kk 20 дней назад

    I do catch-clean-cook anytime when I’m free from the cage of 8hrs slavery called work. And I feel fu..ing great! 😊

  • @Dpixtion
    @Dpixtion 20 дней назад +1

    The start of the second game where he’s missing shots high than low than high and low…. boy that looks a lot like one of my games….

  • @fcprimaria
    @fcprimaria 10 дней назад

    11:08 I've never seen anyone refusing a Fadin medal before!

  • @davidlabedz2046
    @davidlabedz2046 20 дней назад

    I agree, a glass of wine, good fresh fruit, a piece of good cheese , yummy!
    A good WoT game today would be excellent!

  • @bushidok9180
    @bushidok9180 20 дней назад +1

    after seeing the full video, I agree with your rule of thumb hahah, very sensible.
    BTW, I thought you were going to troll us and he will lose xD

  • @mikelewis4435
    @mikelewis4435 20 дней назад +1

    I remember watching that commercial as a kid, lol

  • @garythorstenson6783
    @garythorstenson6783 19 дней назад

    Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should. And I think it was Chesterfield for doctors, I believe.

  • @IamRealistic1
    @IamRealistic1 20 дней назад

    The Flintstones commercial was for Winston brand cigarettes.

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT 20 дней назад

    Gonna take Claus' advice and from now on, i will be eating only ingredients!

  • @offhamsterwheel2789
    @offhamsterwheel2789 20 дней назад

    i dont remember seeing Bety working outside the house. Also, remember seeing those JnJ Baby Powder commercials , those were common.

  • @Knowbody42
    @Knowbody42 20 дней назад

    I think chocolate is only bad for you when it has a lot of sugar in it.

  • @WadmanP
    @WadmanP 20 дней назад

    @12:44 OMG Beyond Meat!!! There are some interesting discussions about what the manufacturer had to do to turn soy paste into a meat simulant. Suffice it to say that you don't want that in your body after what they've done to it.

  • @MichaelJSmith-us9cg
    @MichaelJSmith-us9cg 20 дней назад +1

    Barney's wife was Betty

  • @danielfietkau733
    @danielfietkau733 20 дней назад

    Barney Geröllheimer (Geröll=Rubble) und Fred Feuerstein. Don't know why they decided to translate family names but keep the foreign firstnames.

  • @oleb.7146
    @oleb.7146 20 дней назад

    We got a captain crunch tree in the garden, it's marvellous 😊 and chocolate is good for chicken😅

  • @chifors2172
    @chifors2172 20 дней назад +1

    Capture the Base ! classic

  • @singncarpenter6270
    @singncarpenter6270 20 дней назад

    I thought the T-34-85M would lose because Bob.

  • @grouchomarx9419
    @grouchomarx9419 20 дней назад +1

    Digitalis purpurea is readily provided by nature - would not recommend having them for a snack.

    • @rockbutcher
      @rockbutcher 20 дней назад

      Amanitas of all types are also best avoided.

  • @clausbohm9807
    @clausbohm9807 20 дней назад +1

    Birds addicted to fermented grapes ... ha ha ha! Only on the CK channel!

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 20 дней назад +1

      Check out the elks and moose getting drunk on fermented apples!

  • @sargemarine3709
    @sargemarine3709 20 дней назад +1

    If he is like me, he will loose. LOL @23:13

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl 20 дней назад

    Filtered Winstons for Barney and Fred. A pass/fail IQ test in very pack.

  • @phlashtheband4939
    @phlashtheband4939 20 дней назад

    I eat it, then if I don't die, I eat it again. Worked so far!

  • @flukeman022
    @flukeman022 20 дней назад

    That BDR in the 2nd battle wouldn't shut up!

  • @GTFORDMAN
    @GTFORDMAN 20 дней назад

    the cigarette brand was Winston, i paused this and looked it up i had to watch it hahaha 😂

  • @antonyreid7419
    @antonyreid7419 16 дней назад

    If only I could have a game like either of them.

  • @MOJO-xi3wf
    @MOJO-xi3wf 20 дней назад

    Winston...tastes good like a cigarette should....no filter , no taste...just a chk chk...50 cent waste. That's what we sang in the 60s. 😅

  • @allen2473
    @allen2473 20 дней назад +1

    We are entertained. 😂

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl 20 дней назад

    It is difficult for some to moderate addictive substances, especially readily available nicotine products.

  • @ChrisVandeBerg-qk8lj
    @ChrisVandeBerg-qk8lj 20 дней назад

    Rule of Thumb: Origin This has been said to derive from the belief that English law allowed a man to beat his wife with a stick so long as it is was no thicker than his thumb.

  • @TheBitter73
    @TheBitter73 19 дней назад

    Claus: "Don't eat anything that is not natural"
    Also Claus: "Don't eat organic because people 150 years ago ate all organic and lived only to 30."
    Those same people never ate processed food. I think that is the lesson.
    Only eat manufactured food and you will live forever!

  • @vincentwiddershoven2122
    @vincentwiddershoven2122 20 дней назад

    Ave Claus. About thinks that where once good and now bad... My old doctor, the old facion kind with grey hair and a sute, had a sigh on his desk saiing: stop smoking, it wil kill you." And he always had a pckh of sigarets in his shirtpicket. It always made me laugh when i saw him. Anyhoe... thanks for this great video and stay save out there.

  • @mudducke8
    @mudducke8 20 дней назад

    Captain Crunch! I love Captain Crunch.

  • @lesvosloo5797
    @lesvosloo5797 20 дней назад +3

    Radium Tablets....

    • @pauldodge1071
      @pauldodge1071 20 дней назад

      Yeah, Radium toothpaste was a thing, "makes your teeth glow" (and fall out)

  • @martinjones12
    @martinjones12 20 дней назад

    Top tip Claus....... not only does Captain Crunch NOT grow on trees (therefore don't eat) neither do bananas!!!!!! So we CANNOT eat bananas according to Claus!! ( for those that don't know, bananas are a herbaceous plant NOT a tree, bananas grow on plants, there is no wood pulp in a banana PLANT).........I thank you.

    • @jgold2813
      @jgold2813 20 дней назад +1

      you know you can smoke em right ?

  • @darby5987
    @darby5987 20 дней назад

    Barney, Betty and Bam Bam
    Fred, Wilma and Pebbles

  • @emstiyeh
    @emstiyeh 20 дней назад

    Missed nearly all regular shells, hit nearly all premium shells

  • @1989Falkor
    @1989Falkor 20 дней назад

    Aunt Jamima was canceled.

  • @tedspeed3338
    @tedspeed3338 20 дней назад

    First guy: Just a regular shmo running all bounty equipment on a tier 6...

  • @Kev49221
    @Kev49221 19 дней назад

    Almost felt like a troll when the video was paused. Almost. ...50-50 chance.

  • @hansvanhemert845
    @hansvanhemert845 20 дней назад

    The restaurant I want to eat
    serves a printed Steak😮
    No thanks😢 drink coffee as much as you want 😂

  • @Toddstang68
    @Toddstang68 20 дней назад

    Kent Cigarrettes had asbestos filters!

  • @alanalfaro1048
    @alanalfaro1048 20 дней назад

    Not Captain Crunch, Crunch Berries cheers

  • @alanalfaro1048
    @alanalfaro1048 20 дней назад

    I think the first one was Chesterfield brand and the second one was L&M cheers

  • @peterk_hh
    @peterk_hh 20 дней назад

    A bishop is at near as possible to you as he wants to die ASAP 😅

  • @chris-jq1se
    @chris-jq1se 20 дней назад

    Hard not to notice the 34-85m missing so many shots with standard ammo, but when he runs out and starts shooting premium ammo his shots are going right in…
    IMO, fuck wg

  • @vonsauerkraut
    @vonsauerkraut 20 дней назад

    That's why German beer is so good no chemicals allowed hops malt barley and that's it 🍻

  • @jack-xf6il
    @jack-xf6il 20 дней назад

    Thanks Claus - great games - I thought he was going to win, even though he needed 2 shots to kill the SU. He should have backed up though, because I think he could out-spot the SU.

  • @zippome
    @zippome 20 дней назад

    Captain Crunch Crunch Berries don't grow on trees? Ive lost my will to livem

  • @therandomrobot3801
    @therandomrobot3801 20 дней назад

    WOW ! 1961 Winston cigarettes

  • @mopar1968cb
    @mopar1968cb 20 дней назад

    Figures he would win, but he lost a lot of credits spamming gold he didn't need to use.

  • @oleb.7146
    @oleb.7146 20 дней назад

    Pebbles was my favourite...

  • @Tlenodawca
    @Tlenodawca 19 дней назад

    REMEMBER KIDS SMOKING AND GIVING WARGAMING MONEY IS BAD, MKAY?

  • @RR2BOX46
    @RR2BOX46 20 дней назад

    I don't want to leave a comment with these questions because it's just Klaus driving up 'interaction' points. - Crap, I did that very thing.

  • @philipratcliffe1408
    @philipratcliffe1408 20 дней назад

    Didn't the Jetson's have an ad too...

  • @garrybrough72
    @garrybrough72 20 дней назад

    Did the Flintstones also have the first green energy automobile? 🙂

  • @Bearded_Tattooed_Guy
    @Bearded_Tattooed_Guy 20 дней назад

    He will carry the muppets, like a regular schmoo.