Norm MacDonald on the Dan Patrick Show (Full Interview) 5/14/14

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  • @katherinea.rodgers8366
    @katherinea.rodgers8366 3 года назад +86

    These segments are making me laugh. Even though I am so heartbroken that Norm has passed. No one makes me laugh like Norm stories. He might have laid on top of her for five minutes, but would never admit.

    • @dbsti3006
      @dbsti3006 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, he was definitely a doghouse owner for sure.

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 3 года назад +2

      Norms dead? I didn’t even know he was sick

  • @cc-fl7uj
    @cc-fl7uj 5 лет назад +60

    First comedian I've heard willing to make a joke about Michael Sam.

  • @RyanThomas1983
    @RyanThomas1983 10 лет назад +70

    I like how Norm always makes up a new name for Cosby's manager when he tells this story...it's been Herb, Ben, Stan, Morty...

  • @Broncomatt33
    @Broncomatt33 10 лет назад +165

    "Stuff that Michael Sam would listen to". Roflmao!!!

    • @Ag-xy4gu
      @Ag-xy4gu 5 лет назад +14

      Good thing he didn't get pick in the first round would have been full on insertion

    • @wc6046
      @wc6046 4 года назад +5

      2:54 leaving this so I can come back to it

    • @sugarklay9159
      @sugarklay9159 3 года назад +2

      The new country is gay

  • @Gedu1988
    @Gedu1988 10 лет назад +119

    "I was gonna finish my Ringo story" hahahahahaha

  • @Billy23201
    @Billy23201 10 лет назад +97

    Norm is frickin hilarious. He seemed to only have gotten funnier with age.

  • @ThomasJJacksonVA
    @ThomasJJacksonVA 5 лет назад +35

    "I have this thing where I don't know when I do bad". Nah. Norm never does bad. He is either excellent or mostly excellent.

  • @salmontroutsteelheadermaga5925
    @salmontroutsteelheadermaga5925 3 года назад +21

    The sad part is, eventually we'll have seen all the content Norm ever put out. The good part is, every single one will still be hilarious every time.

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 3 года назад +2

      I feel like I already have

    • @robovac3557
      @robovac3557 2 года назад

      Nah, they weren't all good. That's not possible.

  • @TheBigjohn527
    @TheBigjohn527 3 года назад +27

    RIP Norm. Making the rounds catchin' your comic bits. Godspeed "Turd Ferguson."

  • @pyroglyphicsglass
    @pyroglyphicsglass 7 лет назад +59

    funniest man alive and im not sure hes even trying

    • @chuckwright8889
      @chuckwright8889 3 года назад +3

      he's not, that's why it's so funny......his givadam never worked....thankfully

    • @jonathanstow9638
      @jonathanstow9638 3 года назад +4

      He's now the Funniest Dead Guy. Take that, James Thurber!

  • @otakuka3077
    @otakuka3077 4 года назад +46

    norm jokes are so funny, you're already laughing before it starts.

  • @alcabane3125
    @alcabane3125 3 года назад +16

    RIP listening to all his interviews, and laughin i miss him alot

  • @sambo295
    @sambo295 10 лет назад +72

    The Waylen Jennings story about the lady introducing Norm to him, actually happened with Bill Cosby. Norm just changed it to Waylen Jennings. Classic Norm

    • @drevm7991
      @drevm7991 5 лет назад +12

      sambo295 Who knows if the story even actually happened.

    • @lancelance9314
      @lancelance9314 2 года назад +2

      @@drevm7991 that's the beauty

  • @huflungdung8252
    @huflungdung8252 5 лет назад +19

    Norm's snicker at "The Danettes" was perfect.

  • @ad8554
    @ad8554 6 лет назад +30

    Can you tell the Bill Cosby story?...one time I met Waylon Jennings lol

  • @grands1am
    @grands1am 10 лет назад +71

    "I don't want to sound like the pale Nazarene, but I have a lot of followers."

    • @3rdcoastnyucka
      @3rdcoastnyucka 10 лет назад +2

      What does this reference mean?

    • @benjamindecarlo4536
      @benjamindecarlo4536 10 лет назад +19

      3rdcoastnyucka Probably referring to Jesus Christ, commonly referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, who had & still has a lot of followers

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 10 лет назад

      Jesus of Nazareth......Pale because they beat the shit out of Christ.......

    • @Botmoot
      @Botmoot 6 лет назад +1

      Impaled

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 6 лет назад +1

      Carpenter's pale

  • @natekenworthy7367
    @natekenworthy7367 3 года назад +6

    Norm? What? The greatest one word response.

  • @ComedicPause
    @ComedicPause 5 лет назад +23

    "#83 on Comedy Central's '100 greatest stand-ups of all-time'"
    What the H?!? I guess Comedy Central doesn't judge stand-ups on "Comedy." Was #1 Amy Schumer?

    • @drevm7991
      @drevm7991 5 лет назад +1

      Chunk Of Coal Who knows when the list was made?

    • @jacobybryant9002
      @jacobybryant9002 3 года назад +4

      That list is stupid lmao.

    • @johntruxal432
      @johntruxal432 3 года назад

      @@drevm7991 I believe the list was made when Norm was in diapers and he was already projected onto it....

  • @tubewatcher38
    @tubewatcher38 7 лет назад +17

    "... at that point I realized my dad has been dead for 15 years." lmao

  • @ragnarlothbrook4652
    @ragnarlothbrook4652 3 года назад +9

    Dan Patrick is so uncomfortable and wants to laugh so bad. Norm was a true genius rest in peace sir

    • @WayCoolJr27
      @WayCoolJr27 2 года назад +3

      Id say Norm didn't allow Dan to control the conversation, wisely.

  • @gasface88
    @gasface88 10 лет назад +37

    Best laugh ever, at 4:42. When he realizes that Dan calls his guys the "Danettes".

  • @hobhamwich
    @hobhamwich 9 лет назад +28

    I don't want to sound like the pale Nazarene.....

  • @johnnyapplememe3655
    @johnnyapplememe3655 Год назад +2

    Great joke about how only Michael Sam would listen to new country music. Sam was the first player in the NFL to admit he was gay. Norm made fun of gay guys and new country music in one joke. All while not coming off as a bigot. Norm was truly a genius

  • @jacobybryant9002
    @jacobybryant9002 3 года назад +10

    That espys monologue is incredible!!

    • @sdot5389
      @sdot5389 3 года назад +6

      They’ll never take away Charles Woodson’s Heisman…..unless he kills his wife and a waiter….then all bets are off.

    • @jacobybryant9002
      @jacobybryant9002 3 года назад +1

      @@sdot5389 lmao.

  • @zukkuszukkus6803
    @zukkuszukkus6803 10 лет назад +41

    norms too smart

  • @johnderf577
    @johnderf577 6 лет назад +40

    "Full on insertion"

  • @billwill1337
    @billwill1337 3 года назад +13

    RIP Norm. You were the best..

  • @Gedu1988
    @Gedu1988 10 лет назад +11

    Forty seconds in and it's Norm saying he wants to tell a tale about Bob Dylan and I'm like, "ah, today is better already thank fuck."

  • @pace348
    @pace348 7 лет назад +17

    Ringo...Ringo...Ringo...Ringo... Ringo

  • @uflg
    @uflg 10 лет назад +14

    Norm being Norm, love it!

  • @ryanellis4474
    @ryanellis4474 2 года назад +4

    I
    MISS
    Norm MacDonald
    Full stop
    I will pray for America. Please pray for me. God Bless you.
    Dan handled Norm MacDonald well :-)
    Triple-jabbed Gilbert Gottfried, who died of a “heart condition,” is also greatly missed by me.

  • @Kingfisher-
    @Kingfisher- 3 года назад +7

    RIP Norm Macdonald

  • @brianlandry6956
    @brianlandry6956 2 года назад +4

    On NML Norm told Bill Harder "we're gonna have Letterman on the show.Hader said that'll be amazing. Norm said "every other talk show host will wanna kill themselves". Only Norm could get Letterman. Letterman gets you!

  • @briandavey1139
    @briandavey1139 2 года назад +3

    That Michael sam joke.. lol

  • @FloydMaxwell
    @FloydMaxwell 2 года назад +1

    Even today -- July 15, 2022 -- Norm has twice the Twitter followers of DPShow

  • @benstolz6503
    @benstolz6503 2 года назад +5

    The Michael Sam joke is SAVAGE!

  • @louduva9849
    @louduva9849 6 лет назад +4

    What the fuck was with the Julia Roberts questions? That was about the most awkward thing I've ever seen.

  • @richardpoplis6777
    @richardpoplis6777 3 года назад +1

    DAN PATRICK... IS THE BEST INTERVIEWER... IN SPORTS... DAN is the LARRY KING..... of interviewing....

  • @Gedu1988
    @Gedu1988 10 лет назад +4

    "Hey guys, how's it going today"
    "YOU SON OF A BITCH"

  • @us-bw6hg
    @us-bw6hg 2 года назад +2

    You can tell when interviewers were lazy going into an interview with Norm because they always asked him about the Cosby story and Norm always avoided telling it.

  • @jefferystevenson3820
    @jefferystevenson3820 3 года назад +2

    The Pride of Quebec... Jesus, Dan.

  • @paulnewstead9693
    @paulnewstead9693 2 года назад +4

    The Michael Sam joke was hilarious.

  • @waynesilva9157
    @waynesilva9157 2 года назад +3

    I miss Norm!

  • @michaelochman1953
    @michaelochman1953 3 года назад +2

    I have only one regret in life and that is not watching Norm more. That and not listening to more John Prone. If only that could be true.

  • @chetthedebt2169
    @chetthedebt2169 10 лет назад +7

    11:30 "Played Geezer in Grown Ups" Someone should aware these guys that Norm's scenes got cut out.

    • @pennystocklocks
      @pennystocklocks 2 года назад +1

      Unmike Man on the Moon....He wasn't in the film...

    • @EczemaLegs
      @EczemaLegs 2 года назад

      @@pennystocklocks the fil-em.

  • @zvonko1234
    @zvonko1234 10 лет назад +5

    Wow, references to Ring Lardner and W. C. Heinz. What an erudite Norm is.

  • @Lance-Stroll
    @Lance-Stroll Год назад +2

    Stuff Michael Sam would listen to 😂😂😂😂

  • @whups1744
    @whups1744 6 лет назад +8

    Normie, Normie, Normie....

  • @huflungdung8252
    @huflungdung8252 3 года назад +9

    RIP you old chunk of coal

  • @brettpeterson7546
    @brettpeterson7546 2 года назад +2

    The Michael Sam shit was crazy hahaha

  • @lewcipher358
    @lewcipher358 8 лет назад +12

    Disagree with the DP hate. He seems to have a little rapport with Norm. DP is just kind of dry. Much like Norm.

  • @MandoPercussion
    @MandoPercussion 3 года назад +4

    RIP Norm

  • @Jiff321
    @Jiff321 7 лет назад +5

    Oh no it was me I had him on yesterday haha

  • @dbsti3006
    @dbsti3006 3 года назад +4

    Norm was definitely a dog house owner.

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 3 года назад

    Even when the host is hostile, Norm crushes it.
    Dan, you were great in the 90s, when ESPN was great, could you re release the tape you made the day after 9-11? We listed to your radio show every day at work. I remembered that was a great show.
    It helped.

  • @tyronefraser
    @tyronefraser 10 лет назад +17

    classic norm

  • @jerfbeezy21
    @jerfbeezy21 10 лет назад +6

    Does Fritzy not get comedy? Norm's telling a hilarious story, everyone is cracking up and Fritzy is looking confused.

    • @miken7750
      @miken7750 3 года назад

      Fritzy is jewish he ought to get comedy

  • @seanjohnson9146
    @seanjohnson9146 10 лет назад +11

    NORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @grunntalll
    @grunntalll 10 лет назад +12

    Dan patrick doesnt fully get norms comedy. thats what makes it the most awkward, Not norm. usually people get him to a bigger degree

    • @gasface88
      @gasface88 10 лет назад +15

      Na, Dan loves Norm. He's laughing his ass of during the entire interview. Most Norm phone interviews are weird, because you never know where Norm's going, what he's going to say, when he's done with a sentence or when he's not. Norm's the man, but he's a tough interview over the phone. Dan had a great time, though. Fritzy looked confused as hell, though.

  • @peterman7000
    @peterman7000 3 года назад

    Dan called Sandler and asked him what to expect.
    Sandler laughed and said, good luck

  • @Gedu1988
    @Gedu1988 10 лет назад +1

    hold on … sander on norm macdonald live … hmm, how to express how much I am freaking out in a youtube comments box? HMM … ah hell, screw it, see ya videos that aren't norm macdonald live :)

  • @drampabay1476
    @drampabay1476 3 года назад +4

    Norms set in heaven tonight is going to kill. Rip

    • @Markdfadf
      @Markdfadf Год назад +1

      Are you allowed to kill in heaven? If so, it seems like the perfect place for OJ Simpson.

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Markdfadfespecially now

  • @dirkdiggler8330
    @dirkdiggler8330 7 лет назад +3

    clearly the back row had there headphones off. wtf.

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 3 года назад +1

    Good and clear audio between you two. Too often the guy on the other end sounds like CRAP! :^)

  • @pennystocklocks
    @pennystocklocks 3 года назад +1

    This Jon Gruden email scandal is a thorny issue

  • @KingMinosxxvi
    @KingMinosxxvi 2 года назад +2

    "I don't want to sound like the pale Nazarene "

    • @pennystocklocks
      @pennystocklocks 2 года назад

      What that mean?

    • @KingMinosxxvi
      @KingMinosxxvi 2 года назад +1

      @@pennystocklocks A Nazarene is a person from Nazareth. Jesus is (at least in most western depictions) is very white considering he is from the middle east. The Pale Nazarene is Jesus.

  • @golfcourseguy3398
    @golfcourseguy3398 4 года назад +2

    I want to play golf with Norm.

  • @GuySafety123
    @GuySafety123 2 года назад +1

    William Tucumsa Sherman. He said that.

  • @walterkersting9922
    @walterkersting9922 8 лет назад +6

    Micheal Sam

  • @dualityofman1253
    @dualityofman1253 Год назад

    That Dan Patrick is a real battle-axe.

  • @grantstevensbreak
    @grantstevensbreak Год назад +1

    Lol Ring Lardner

  • @grantsox
    @grantsox 8 лет назад +1

    SLAYED

  • @m0j0d84
    @m0j0d84 3 года назад

    Lol such a disconnect that is needed more often

  • @850iStyle
    @850iStyle 5 лет назад +3

    wow this dan patrick guy is a clown. couldn't take Norm's chirps

  • @rathgrams
    @rathgrams 3 года назад +1

    I think that was a yes

  • @glendale6
    @glendale6 7 лет назад +8

    Dans staff brain dead

  • @Chertoff88
    @Chertoff88 Год назад +2

    I miss Norm so much.

  • @simohayha757
    @simohayha757 8 лет назад +4

    Dan Patrick is stiff emotionally

  • @billyhowever
    @billyhowever 8 лет назад +4

    RINGO lmfao

  • @jwill55kings
    @jwill55kings 3 года назад +3

    RIP

  • @justinnardine8564
    @justinnardine8564 4 года назад +4

    Norm is over dans head.

  • @timmian85
    @timmian85 10 лет назад +3

    Had him on yesterday? Time to take the "live" out of "Norm MacDonald Live" sounds like...

  • @falsemcnuggethope
    @falsemcnuggethope Год назад

    That ending sounded like norm saying f u

  • @madeinengland1212
    @madeinengland1212 2 года назад +1

    No poise in these NA interviewers. Interrupt the story, explain the joke to the thick members of the audience. Just play the straight man or shut up.

  • @joshueabelis473
    @joshueabelis473 5 лет назад +1

    Sounds like Real Estate in the intro song

  • @joeskis
    @joeskis 7 лет назад

    What's with the Julia Robert interrogation? Is DP trying to get even for making him uncomfortable at the ESPYs?

  • @nardwiel6882
    @nardwiel6882 8 лет назад +1

    Norm!

  • @monolithgeometry3221
    @monolithgeometry3221 2 года назад +1

    Anyone on a network, whether it's radio, or t.v. ...the pay is probably better But you're unable to convey things like you would be able to speaking to someone at a water cooler

  • @HughMorristheJoker
    @HughMorristheJoker 3 года назад +1

    These guys on this radio show are freaking clumps

  • @demonorton4018
    @demonorton4018 8 лет назад

    The fake laughing is awesome man! loved you in longest yard

  • @sanddune
    @sanddune 2 года назад

    Who are the 82 supposedly above him?

  • @chestertritch7348
    @chestertritch7348 3 года назад +1

    LBJ said that!

    • @horton12545
      @horton12545 3 года назад

      "If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve" was said by William Tecumseh Sherman. He famously hated politics and the press even more! I don't know exactly what LBJ said when he said he wasn't going to run for re-election, but it wasn't that.

  • @THectOrtiz
    @THectOrtiz 3 года назад +14

    Man, Norm was so hilarious. His Bob Dylan Ringo story was so funny 😂

  • @scottmclaughlin5221
    @scottmclaughlin5221 7 лет назад +2

    Patrick- Luckiest man alive- all style no substance...

  • @righteoustruth-speaker7628
    @righteoustruth-speaker7628 7 лет назад +1

    Perfect! Funniest ever!

  • @carlmiecz
    @carlmiecz 8 лет назад +4

    Dan Patrick, a no talent from the no talent factory ESPN. Norms Bill Cosby story is great when told with someone with chemistry.

  • @sidDkid87
    @sidDkid87 3 года назад

    *Hank III* 🎶👍🎶👍

  • @lewcipher358
    @lewcipher358 5 лет назад +1

    Ringo!

  • @Pnanasnoic
    @Pnanasnoic 3 года назад +1

    Dan Patrick is such a puddin' head.

  • @mattybeezy67
    @mattybeezy67 9 лет назад +1

    Dan first min in did not care at all . not fun to see

    • @seanconnor8026
      @seanconnor8026 7 лет назад +3

      Did you stop watching at 30 seconds then because he was laughing through the whole thing. You're an idiot