There's been an update to the Lady of the Dunes case: she was identified as Ruth Marie Terry late last year using DNA genealogy. It's suspected that she was ended by her new husband who was suspected of ending and mutilating his first wife and child in Seattle. Unfortunately he passed in the early 2000s so he can't be questioned or held accountable for her passing.
Hey guys! Just a compilation of my favourite stories from the past year. Perfect for those of you who like to relax with a longer video. Plenty of spooks to be had in this one, so enjoy! TIMESTAMPS: Story 1 - Michael Rockefeller - 00:00:21 Story 2 - Gulag - 00:04:11 Story 3 - The Hernandez Residence - 00:09:43 Story 4 - The Long Walk - 00:14:44 Story 5 - The Friendly Uncle - 00:21:19 Story 6 - Magdalena Solis - 00:22:51 Story 7 - Johnny R. - 00:28:17 Story 8 - Underwater Welder - 00:33:58 Story 9 - Lifer - 00:38:41 Story 10 - The Khmer Rouge - 00:39:35 Story 11 - Lady of the Dunes - 00:40:44 Story 12 - Missing Pieces - 00:45:15 Story 13 - No Man's Land - 00:50:23 Story 14 - Kremers/Froon - 00:56:06 Story 15 - The "Cowboy" - 00:59:59 Story 16 - Murder at Sea - 01:05:10 Story 17 - The Beauty of It - 01:07:52 Story 18 - Babysitter Urban Legend - 01:09:35 Story 19 - Mister M. - 01:11:59 Story 20 - The Szondi Test - 01:15:28 Story 21 - Anniversary Crasher - 01:23:50 Story 22 - Doppelganger Glitch - 01:25:50 Story 23 - Stairway to Heaven - 01:29:05 Story 24 - The Next Generation - 01:33:03 Story 25 - Gladbeck - 01:35:19 Story 26 - Fight Club - 01:38:02 Story 27 - Babyface - 01:40:38 Story 28 - Exit Sandmen - 01:48:14 Story 29 - Tunnel Rats - 01:50:36 Story 30 - Mayumi Arashi - 01:54:59
Thanks so much Lazy! I'm going to save this for bedtime. I love turning out the lights, getting under the covers and listening to your awesome voice 😉😄💜
00:00:21 Michael Rockefeller 00:04:11 Gulag 00:09:43 Hernandez Residence 00:14:44 The Long Walk 00:21:19 The Friendly Uncle 00:22:51 Magdalena Solis 00:28:17 Johnny R 00:33:58 Underwater Welder 00:38:41 Lifer 00:39:35 The Khmer Rouge 00:40:44 Lady Of The Dunes 00:45:15 Missing Pieces 00:50:23 No Man's Land 00:56:06 Kremers/Froon 00:59:54 The "Cowboy" 01:05:10 Murder At Sea 01:07:52 The Beauty Of It 01:09:35 Babysitter Urban Legend 01:11:59 Mister M 01:15:28 The Szondi Test 01:23:50 Anniversary Crasher 01:25:50 Doppelganger Glitch 01:29:05 Stairway To Heaven 01:33:03 The Next Generation 01:35:19 Gladbeck 01:38:02 Fight Club 01:40:38 Babyface 01:48:14 Exit Sandmen 01:50:36 Tunnel Rats 01:54:59 Mayumi Arashi
This comment needs to be upped more. I always gotta use the time stamps to find a story. Too much time wasted trying to scroll back and forth to search and pinpoint a story.
Not locking your door is such a strange concept to me. I live in South Africa, where you have to install burglar bars and gates in front of all windows and doors, and a wall or high fence around your whole house. Is it a thing in America to leave open windows and doors? Anyway, love you Lazy!!!!! I needed your voice today.
It kind of depends where you live in America. Larger cities and towns you'll find people have security systems, locks, guard dogs, and the like. More rural areas where crime is really low people tend to be less secure. I've had homes where I could leave my front door open all day and night and only have to worry about a barn/wild animal getting in and tearing stuff up. Granted I always lock my doors and windows regardless.
Yes I live in a rural area and in the summer we used to leave our backdoor wide open pretty much all day and night. Windows were open all summer except for when it rains. Other times we have left our front door unlocked by accident sometimes for days on end and nothing ever happened. We're more careful now that the opioid crisis has reached our area. We've seen an increase in theft. I have a security camera now but growing up they were pretty much unheard of.
Lolla Orban totally depends what city you live in! My family home is in a very nice suburb where crime is nonexistent, so we never locked doors and windows except at night to sleep. My own house now is further into the city, so I wouldn’t leave doors unlocked, but it is still very safe. I have a couple cameras just in case, but I’ve never had any issues.
I live in the north east of Scotland. I lock my doors at night but only since ive had kids. I hardly ever lock my car. I guess that could sound reckless to some but theres just not much crime here, especially violent crime.
@@urwrstntmre They really are much more scary than any skinwalker, fleshgait, or wendigo, because humans know true fear. These creatures mimic us, but they can't replicate they horror humans are capable of.
Aye... Paranormal stuff just screws with my brain and makes me a bit jumpy. The stories about the horrors humans pull off that scares me to the bone and makes me feel repulsed.
I have to finish any horror movies I start or I'm unable to move on, I start obsessing about the movie. If I watch a movie about ghosts, monsters, or aliens, once I finish it I'll never think about it again with fear. However, if I watch one where humans are the monsters, for example "The Visit", I have nightmares about it and I become really jumpy and just generally creeped out.
I feel like paranormal entities and phenomenon are projections of the human mind designed unknowingly to explain and help cope with the true horrors of the human psyche. That something else is responsible and capable of doing horrible things to you is much more reassuring than to know that it is you that is the threat. That the worst intentions are somewhere within your mind desperate to escape.
The story about the guy walking along the country road to meet his buddies at the bar being followed by a woman humming a song and losing 3 hours of his time was particularly good.
He wasn´t referring to himself. It was written that way from whoever wrote that post. He reads other peoples stories as u already know;) Edit: sry, might be wrong but thought u "answered" the way one story started. "Excuse me for not being an ´amazing´ storyteller". Cuz that´s not his words. He´s just the messenger.
So, this is really random lazy, but last new year on this day I wrecked my car listening to your videos, (your video did not make me wreck or anything, someone side swiped me and made me spin out and flip my car on ice, but listening to you is a little more scary for me now, when it use to be kinda calming... Anyways. 1 year anniversary of not dying. lol
@Avacato In Space Oh I'm perfectly ok. My Subaru was super strong and the whole outside of the body was wrecked, but I was perfect untouched aside from a lot of jerking around.
I literally JUST stumbled across your channel. I’m a huge MrBallen fan... the strange, dark, and mysterious told in story format... But my God, man!! Your voice is outstanding!! I love the accent and your soft intonations. You got me hooked! 🥰
IKR? I can't tell if it was fiction In which he came up with a bunch of super specific names to make it sound more realistic *_Or_* There is somewhere in the world some guys that go by those names.
In the story of Brandon Lawson, I find it disturbing that there were at least two gunshots that were fired while he was speaking and Brandon mentioned blood or bleeding, yet the 911 operator didn't seem to take his call very seriously and the police/sheriff didn't follow up. The operator didn't ask what field he was in, either.
The Szondi test is extremely general; sort of like how horoscopes work: vague enough that the things it gets wrong can be ignored, while naming characteristics that most people experience in their lives to emphasize accuracy. It's like those TV mediums who ask leading questions to customers to imply that they are really being guided by otherworldly influences. If you tell someone that their choice of picture will give insight into their personality, a form of confirmation bias will convince them that the test is accurate when any detail feels relevant to personal experience.
I chose 3 because he looked like my former stalker. The answer was accurate and the other answers wouldn't have worked for me. I dont know how accurate the test is, and I do beleave the answers are broad enough to be like a horoscope. But I do also understand the psychological aspect.
See for me it worked still. I chose my top 3 and it mainly worked for me because I have adhd, ocd and depression. My top 3 all had those or similar traits because of those mental illnesses. Generally it is like a horoscope but I did find myself relating to my top 3 more than the others.
Was listening to this while driving down long, dark, creepy texas roads in the middle of nowhere to my job site out of town. Thank you so much for the entertainment! I love creepy stories when taking long drives at night! It was perfect.
I LOVED this long collection of stories.....I drive frequently and it's great having something to listen to on long trips and not having to find another video to watch every 10 minutes! 😊
je moeder my uncle has partial albinism. He has dark hair and blue eyes, and his skin is pale but not like a stereotypical albino person-more like a guy who stays indoors a lot. He is also only partially blind from it. I think albinism can present differently from person to person
There are various types of albinism. I don’t entirely remember which one, but one is more often prevalent in people of African origin and can cause red or light reddish-brownish hair and pale skin
I laughed so hard at the Fleming/Churchill one because it sounded just like those memes that's a random story that ends like "and that boy's name? Albert Einstein." so I had to google it right away, and of course it's false, but I appreciate the laugh. That said I found this channel today and I've been binging it, really great content and I enjoy your narration!
After all the times I’ve listened to Brandon Larson’s 911 call, this is the first time I ever heard someone say “Help me” at the end. That whole case is just weird.
He also says at the beginning that ........, not sure if that parts a name or an insult or something like that, screwed some guys over right here, going towards Abiline. From what I hear it seems he was trying to save some other people. He says they got the first guy. There is at least 1 maybe 2 people with him when he makes the phone call. I thought he said a capper screwed some guys over and it didn't make sense to me till I just looked it up and in America a capper is a liar or a fake.
@@taniaroberts3366 I heard that too...I just thought I heard wrong...He definitely wasn't high I just think he was scared...They chased them in the woods got me...I was like omg...Please hurry he said...It was almost like he got quite because they were on them or he walked up on them while on the phone...Or the sheriff may have done something not realizing he needed help...Its definitely disturbing
I love horror stories like these. Really remind you how even the “smallest” decisions can make or break human history. It would’ve been sooooo easy for history to have gone horribly wrong as we know it
The most nightmarish thing I can ever think of now, is getting my whole body, from whatever angle, sucked into a hole half the size of my waist. Agreed, anyone else?
The girl/ghost in the woods.... Awesome story.. I closed my eyes and just sat still and listened. I loved it... Your voice is brilliant... You tell a story so well. Thank you PS( we need you at our camping trips)
So, ya think the "friendly unkle" was Ivan Millat?? As he says "i was travelling thru australia", i giggled "someone is going Wolf Creek on your ass", and then he finishes with "that guy was arrested for picking people up and killing them", i nearly choked on my giggle, wholy crap, imagine realising you slept at Ivan's house.. fk that, I'll stay at home thanks...
The thing about the the Szondi Test, is that it reminds me of that thing James Randi did about astrology, in which he got a bunch of volunteers to reveal their star signs, then send them a letter with outlining personality traits that were associated with their sign of the zodiac. The volunteers were amazed how accurate the assessments were. However, the letters they received were all the same and had no actual bearing on when they were born. No matter which face one picks, one could "truthfully" recognise those personality traits stated in oneself. Even if you don't, then it can be claimed "Ah! You're just _denying_ that you feel that!".
I dunno man, the face I chose is spot on when it comes to how I interact with the world and what people see me as. I could definitely see why you’d apply that conclusion here tho. Even though it was accurate for me, it’s most likely bullshit
Confirmation bias is definately a thing, but there's also points that you dont identify with. I only found 1 or 2 of the faces somewhat disturbing, and most of the statements didnt apply to me. About 3 did, semi, but the point still stands. Humans like finding patterns. Our brains automatically wire towards them. When there are large (usually varied) groups of people, with specific actions or friend groups, humans w i l l try and find a correlation. Star signs are bullshit, yes, but not all the star signs are relatable to all people, and they come from a human need to connect everything with each other. They're harmless in and of themselves. Just like Rorschachs are.
Mine was oddly accurate (number 6), it was kind of scary how the results were. Though some of my self worthless feeling come from some form of emotional trauma.
I chose number 5 and it's just... accurate. I mean, I'm sitting here with dye in my hair, doing my nails... I always dress well, in my eyes at least, but am still modest. I act like I don't like the spotlight but I came to realize about a year ago that i actually do like it, but in a very subtle way. I don't know how to describe it... Also I want a job that's not the norm because I feel like it wouldn't fulfill me, if I sit in an office all day doing "nothing" for society.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE listening to your voice! It's so easy to fall asleep to! I've listened to similar channels that narrate scary stories but they don't even come CLOSE to yours! Thank you for your content!
This was fantastic! Thoroughly the most interesting & enjoyable video/commentary I have ever stumbled across. I watched & listened to it from start to finish. I truly hope that each & every piece are true stories. I find it oddly interesting of how these were chosen to be grouped together. It was surprisingly perfect! Awesome job! Thx so much!!!
If I had to guess he either stumbled upon cartel activity or tweakers with rifles and was shot dead. In the call you can hear him say "[..]a sniper just crouch'n down over[...]"
I think the dispatcher thinks that when Brandon says he ran into them that he means he ran them over, but what if it means what it means in Britain - he ran into them, meaning he came across them? If so, it sounds like he came across a murder or attack on someone and that’s why he asked for the police and not an ambulance. If you’d run someone over, you’d ask for an ambulance first. My theory is that he came across something he shouldn’t have and those guys killed him to silence him and got rid of the body, possibly in their own truck or whatever. Even so, some bits of this theory don’t quite add up. There’s no yelling from the other guys whilst he’s making the call, like you’d expect from potential murderers, just a gunshot, which sounds like it could be a warning shot to me. 🤔
Thank goodness for algorithms. This is how I found your excellent story telling. I do subscribe to other channels that are excellent story tellers, but never have I completely stopped whatever I was doing to listen while hanging on to every word like I have listening to you! You have a new subscriber. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I'm from Germany and about Gladbeck: My mom was going to school in Bremen, but on that specific day she was sick. When her family heard about hostage, they were shocked. Also my grandmother used to work at the roadhouse Grundbergsee where two hostages were realesed. Sorry for my bad english, but I'm still think about these coincidence, because my mom was at the same age as the hostage Silke Bischoff.
I think Brandon's history + police coverup + withheld information from Kyle, Kyle's gf, and Brandon's wife, is probably the best way to finish that story. Small towns have a lot of shady shit go down. My great uncle murdered 2-3 people, beat his wife and son mercilessly and the Good Ole' Boy system still kept his name clean. There is redemption. As my grandfather was passing over from this dimension to the next, he told us he was seeing heaven (or some amalgumation of it) and that *his brother wasn't there.* LOL. Karma's a bitch.
Yeah, fact he had a warrant/was into drugs really gives me the vibes that the police didn't put any real effort into it. I don't live in a small town, but I live in the South and that's at least my experience. (Lots of crime here, one of the worst states lmao. Not Texas, but close by, dunno if it's the same there, but def have issues with police bias here (not getting political, just talking in terms of warrants vs imminent danger)
I live in a small town. My first husband was a true POS, abusive to me and our son, treated his entire family like they were just there to give him money and support him and his lifestyle, intimidated anyone that disagreed with anything he thought or said. When he got arrested for stealing from a walmart, obviously they saw that we came in together. They also saw that I was nowhere near him while he was stealing things (I was grabbing the things we actually went for like diapers, groceries, etc while he wandered around pocketing stupid shit) and clearly I was not involved with his bullshit. I still got charged and even though it was my first offense, never been in trouble with the law even as a minor, they still gave me 30 days in jail. I did eventually get my chance to leave him and you better believe I took my 3 year old (I was also 6 months pregnant with our 2nd son) and ran for the hills. The courts and police in that town knew him his entire life, they knew what kind of awful person he is and HATED the very air he breathed. I just ended up going down too because they assumed we were the same
JessicaRabbit324 LMAO I thought I was the only person that does that. The down side is when it's time to get out to dry off I'm always to damn scared.lol. I'mma real man.😎
Really well written and narrated, not full of unnecessary detail and ramblings. This kept my interest from start to finish( not an easy task)....... Definitely one of the best out there.
"so what does it do?" "Do? that's the beauty of it. It doesn't *do* anything" I feel like the only plausible conclusion to that little snippet is that it's vague enough to BE anything but comes off as common enough to be at least FROM something. The reason why people would say, for example, Back to the Future is because this type of dialogue can be found between two character types. A character that serves as the audience's perception of events within the movie (Marty) and a character who answers any queries the audience may have (Doc Brown) Alot of movies, tv shows etc. have this format of dialogue. Which is why people try to place the pieces together in their mind. Personally i don't think it's really from anything but it COULD be and that's the point of it I guess.
Hello! As for this quote, I have a distinct image in my head. I think its Futurama, but I also see it as live-action. Like a kid/teenager asking about an object that this man is holding.
@@liliaalvarado7040 Yeah i see that too. It's common for movies etc to have this type of dialogue. Like i could come up with something on the spot that isn't even from anything but it sounds like it. "you can't do it by yourself" "I can't...but I have to"
The show was Burke’s Law and one of the character was played by Burgess Meredith(I only know that because I looked up his stuff when he died, loved him in Rocky)
I'm pretty sure it was from 1961's 'Lover Come Back' Starring Doris Day. An adv. exec is tasked with creating the next trend and makes up a fictional product called Vip. Hires DD to do a tv commercial for it. The quote was said to a coworker he enlisted to help him invent the actual product.
No you wouldn't, that is a demon, waiting for the just the right time to inhabit your body. So never ever wish for things you have no idea not even in a joke .
I like to come back to that picture personality test now and again to see how I've grown and how well I've been able to work through and resolve negative emotions and tendencies. I've made progress this year and that makes me feel proud of me.
I've actualy said it before, qouted it even. I had no idea it was somethig like that. I always figured it was a saying ,or a parable. Something like that, just a saying,
Theres two places it can be attributed to. An episode of Burke's Law, and a play called Apocalyptic Butterfly. It is more directly quoted in the play, but both these sources are quite obscure. My personal guess is either it's been quoted in pop culture and the source of the quote isnt widely documented, like maybe a TV channel break snippet or commercial, or it was quoted in something much more mainstream that was indeed under the Mandela effect
@@zarishahmed9356 its only for highschool and my grades are fine. If it was for college pfffft id be sitting in a corner crying and repeating answers while rocking
My choice was pretty spott on but for 3 other pictures the descriptions would´ve been pretty acurate aswell. Almost all of them had some part which I could identify with which makes me think that this is more of the type of "very broard descriptions" horoscopes use to always seem atleast somewhat acurate.
"We need to get these people off our back! It's really killing our vibes." "We could....bring someone else in on it? It needs a woman's touch anyways." *CURB YOUR BLOOD CULT*
Oh Thank you for such a long episode!! Your voice is so melodic & soothing, blimey, you could read a News Paper & I would still listen! Think my hubby will like this. Purrdy please make another. Lots of Love from Australia 😘
#17 "The beauty of it" You can find several variations of the line in dozens of movies, but the exact wording of these two lines, not so much. Guardians of the Galaxy, for example, when asked about his walkman, Peter remarks "you don't do anything, you listen to it." (which, of course is doing something, but I digress). The point being that it's not really the wording that seems everywhere and nowhere, it's more the way it is said. Plenty of examples exist in which characters speak with this intonation and rhythm in a scene, stressing the word 'do' or making a similar corrective statement with this beat. For example, it was suggested that maybe it's from BTTF, the reason this seems plausible is not actually because of the words, but because of how Doc Brown says at the end of the film, "roads? Where we're going we don't need any roads." It's the same beat, rhythm. Think of the iconic line, "badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges." It's a familiar cadence. I think it becomes a mystery, a weird thing, because we are making it a mystery. That's my take on it, anyway. I mean, I use this cadence of speech in my classes a lot for comedic effect, so I found the entry interesting.
PETERRRRRRRR 😍 Yeah that does makes sense. It might not be that we heard it from one movie, but its just like a combination/variation from a bunch of other movies
I can see what youre saying but that seems a bit of a stretch. I remember that line specifically and clearly I am not the only one. What you are saying would be the equivalent of suggesting everybody would recognise "I will be coming back" as a famous line. Thats technically close to a line but nobody would recognise it in the same way. That line is from something, my guess is it may have been from some tv show in the 90s which maybe isnt really watched any more. Maybe something which never got a dvd release so people cant as easily find it now
#19 "Mister M" I don't know what's worse, that this happened or the aspect that when I DID try to look it up, using the keywords "call girl head box hotel" there's been like at least four or five times this has happened. Different cities and all.
Well, it's creepy how accurate that Szondi test was for me. I am going to have to run it on family and friends. I picked #3 and it was me to a T. My grandson has my personality to a T but it skipped a generation as my daughter is much more laid back and mellow than the two of us. We debate for fun and protest when she protests, "We're not fighting," usually in unison. It'd be interesting to see if grandson also picks 3 and what she'd and her fiancee pick. So making them do it, next time they're here for dinner.
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There's been an update to the Lady of the Dunes case: she was identified as Ruth Marie Terry late last year using DNA genealogy. It's suspected that she was ended by her new husband who was suspected of ending and mutilating his first wife and child in Seattle. Unfortunately he passed in the early 2000s so he can't be questioned or held accountable for her passing.
WHATTTT GET OUTTA TOWN NO WAY
Was she the “extra” from Jaws?
At least she got her identity back, thanks for the update.
@@onetimes1 it's still unknown
@@bubbletractor NO ITS CONFIRMED
Hey guys! Just a compilation of my favourite stories from the past year. Perfect for those of you who like to relax with a longer video. Plenty of spooks to be had in this one, so enjoy!
TIMESTAMPS:
Story 1 - Michael Rockefeller - 00:00:21
Story 2 - Gulag - 00:04:11
Story 3 - The Hernandez Residence - 00:09:43
Story 4 - The Long Walk - 00:14:44
Story 5 - The Friendly Uncle - 00:21:19
Story 6 - Magdalena Solis - 00:22:51
Story 7 - Johnny R. - 00:28:17
Story 8 - Underwater Welder - 00:33:58
Story 9 - Lifer - 00:38:41
Story 10 - The Khmer Rouge - 00:39:35
Story 11 - Lady of the Dunes - 00:40:44
Story 12 - Missing Pieces - 00:45:15
Story 13 - No Man's Land - 00:50:23
Story 14 - Kremers/Froon - 00:56:06
Story 15 - The "Cowboy" - 00:59:59
Story 16 - Murder at Sea - 01:05:10
Story 17 - The Beauty of It - 01:07:52
Story 18 - Babysitter Urban Legend - 01:09:35
Story 19 - Mister M. - 01:11:59
Story 20 - The Szondi Test - 01:15:28
Story 21 - Anniversary Crasher - 01:23:50
Story 22 - Doppelganger Glitch - 01:25:50
Story 23 - Stairway to Heaven - 01:29:05
Story 24 - The Next Generation - 01:33:03
Story 25 - Gladbeck - 01:35:19
Story 26 - Fight Club - 01:38:02
Story 27 - Babyface - 01:40:38
Story 28 - Exit Sandmen - 01:48:14
Story 29 - Tunnel Rats - 01:50:36
Story 30 - Mayumi Arashi - 01:54:59
Damm lazy I missed you and all but did you have to hit us with this 2 hour video haha thanks mate!
Love love love these. It's going to be a most enjoyable 2 hours. 😊
Thanks so much Lazy! I'm going to save this for bedtime. I love turning out the lights, getting under the covers and listening to your awesome voice 😉😄💜
You are my favorite Lazy! Always enjoy listening to your stories😘
even though i'm not a girl can i get a heart comment fam
00:00:21 Michael Rockefeller
00:04:11 Gulag
00:09:43 Hernandez Residence
00:14:44 The Long Walk
00:21:19 The Friendly Uncle
00:22:51 Magdalena Solis
00:28:17 Johnny R
00:33:58 Underwater Welder
00:38:41 Lifer
00:39:35 The Khmer Rouge
00:40:44 Lady Of The Dunes
00:45:15 Missing Pieces
00:50:23 No Man's Land
00:56:06 Kremers/Froon
00:59:54 The "Cowboy"
01:05:10 Murder At Sea
01:07:52 The Beauty Of It
01:09:35 Babysitter Urban Legend
01:11:59 Mister M
01:15:28 The Szondi Test
01:23:50 Anniversary Crasher
01:25:50 Doppelganger Glitch
01:29:05 Stairway To Heaven
01:33:03 The Next Generation
01:35:19 Gladbeck
01:38:02 Fight Club
01:40:38 Babyface
01:48:14 Exit Sandmen
01:50:36 Tunnel Rats
01:54:59 Mayumi Arashi
i know numbers and words too! (kidding) .;)
thank you for the effort..
King
This comment needs to be upped more. I always gotta use the time stamps to find a story. Too much time wasted trying to scroll back and forth to search and pinpoint a story.
Get a life
@@FOnewmike grumpy much? How about YOU get a life rather than watching this one hour long video.
Not locking your door is such a strange concept to me. I live in South Africa, where you have to install burglar bars and gates in front of all windows and doors, and a wall or high fence around your whole house. Is it a thing in America to leave open windows and doors? Anyway, love you Lazy!!!!! I needed your voice today.
It kind of depends where you live in America. Larger cities and towns you'll find people have security systems, locks, guard dogs, and the like. More rural areas where crime is really low people tend to be less secure. I've had homes where I could leave my front door open all day and night and only have to worry about a barn/wild animal getting in and tearing stuff up.
Granted I always lock my doors and windows regardless.
South Africa LMAO
Yes I live in a rural area and in the summer we used to leave our backdoor wide open pretty much all day and night. Windows were open all summer except for when it rains. Other times we have left our front door unlocked by accident sometimes for days on end and nothing ever happened. We're more careful now that the opioid crisis has reached our area. We've seen an increase in theft. I have a security camera now but growing up they were pretty much unheard of.
Lolla Orban totally depends what city you live in! My family home is in a very nice suburb where crime is nonexistent, so we never locked doors and windows except at night to sleep. My own house now is further into the city, so I wouldn’t leave doors unlocked, but it is still very safe. I have a couple cameras just in case, but I’ve never had any issues.
I live in the north east of Scotland. I lock my doors at night but only since ive had kids. I hardly ever lock my car. I guess that could sound reckless to some but theres just not much crime here, especially violent crime.
The shit that humans are capable of doing to each other will always be more horrifying to me than any paranormal entity or phenomenon.
Yes! None of these narrators seem to understand that
@@urwrstntmre They really are much more scary than any skinwalker, fleshgait, or wendigo, because humans know true fear. These creatures mimic us, but they can't replicate they horror humans are capable of.
Aye... Paranormal stuff just screws with my brain and makes me a bit jumpy. The stories about the horrors humans pull off that scares me to the bone and makes me feel repulsed.
I have to finish any horror movies I start or I'm unable to move on, I start obsessing about the movie. If I watch a movie about ghosts, monsters, or aliens, once I finish it I'll never think about it again with fear. However, if I watch one where humans are the monsters, for example "The Visit", I have nightmares about it and I become really jumpy and just generally creeped out.
I feel like paranormal entities and phenomenon are projections of the human mind designed unknowingly to explain and help cope with the true horrors of the human psyche. That something else is responsible and capable of doing horrible things to you is much more reassuring than to know that it is you that is the threat. That the worst intentions are somewhere within your mind desperate to escape.
The story about the guy walking along the country road to meet his buddies at the bar being followed by a woman humming a song and losing 3 hours of his time was particularly good.
Calling it a “scary true story” is a bit silly though.
@@Finnbobjimbob paranormal incidents have been documented some are obvious false but you never know
@@Finnbobjimbob Till it happens to you!
@@Finnbobjimbob lol I came to the comments to see if anyone else said it was fake
I always take the 'Oh I had my phone in my pocket all the time but forgot to record a shred of it for some reason' stories with a grain of salt
Bro, you’re an AMAZING story teller. I realize, with over a million subs, this probably isn’t a surprise to you, but maybe it’s still nice to hear...
He wasn´t referring to himself. It was written that way from whoever wrote that post. He reads other peoples stories as u already know;) Edit: sry, might be wrong but thought u "answered" the way one story started. "Excuse me for not being an ´amazing´ storyteller". Cuz that´s not his words. He´s just the messenger.
@@fangofsilver5537 I think he's saying the creator is amazing at telling or reading these stories... not writing them
stan, we told you to kick his ass, not lick his but!-cartman
*creepy humming story ends*
Me: Don’t do it.
Lazy: *adds in another creepy hum*
Me: Damn it!
It's worse when you're alone in a haunted location and you hear something behind you
dang it the humming really got me. i was getting goosy
I skipped over that one..gave me enough of the creeps the first time😂😂
What story was that?
I'm on 25 rn
I like to think that Rockefeller had a happy ending and became a cannibal.
He's living the dream
The Rockefellers are lizard people. Of course he's happy being a cannibal lol.
Thats a happy ending?
@@HereIsWisdom1318 Its better then dying
His entire family are financial cannibals
I AM SHOOKETH
im home sick, lonely, and sad, but this made me feel so much happier!! thank you lazy! love you and your videos 💖💖💖💖
Same - University is hard, very homesick😕
Aww I'm sick as hell too. Well hopefully you're feeling better since your comment is 4 days old, but if not, get better soon!
😊😄💗
I hope everyone is feeling better!
I get to go home for a few days next week, which is good! I hope you guys are doing well too🎉💙
@@mrdoughballs Yay! Sucks you're in the hospital, and I'm so happy they're gonna let you go!
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So, this is really random lazy, but last new year on this day I wrecked my car listening to your videos, (your video did not make me wreck or anything, someone side swiped me and made me spin out and flip my car on ice, but listening to you is a little more scary for me now, when it use to be kinda calming... Anyways. 1 year anniversary of not dying. lol
Oh shit, I hope you're ok now .
@@valenk8092 Oh yea, I was fine, just some pains in my arms after. lol
That's so scary! I'm glad you're OK!
@@heatherhartman6474 Thank you!
@Avacato In Space Oh I'm perfectly ok. My Subaru was super strong and the whole outside of the body was wrecked, but I was perfect untouched aside from a lot of jerking around.
I literally JUST stumbled across your channel. I’m a huge MrBallen fan... the strange, dark, and mysterious told in story format... But my God, man!! Your voice is outstanding!! I love the accent and your soft intonations. You got me hooked! 🥰
Same, a fan of Mr Ballen as well.
I actually knew this guy before Mr. Ballen. But I like them both. :03
Right? Seems like a contender for joining MrBallen studios if you ask me
You have to check out that chapter another good story channel
That Chapter and Coffeehouse Crimes you might like as well
I get a chuckle out of the list of names in #12.
"Killian"
"Sammy the Dude"
"Spanish Miguel"
"Big Drew"
...and "Aidan".
Virtual Axiom as soon as I read this he was reading the names and ‘bug drew’ was funny to hear lmao
IKR? I can't tell if it was fiction In which he came up with a bunch of super specific names to make it sound more realistic *_Or_* There is somewhere in the world some guys that go by those names.
Yeah I chuckled a bit at that also.
The story is suspiciously close to the storyline in the first hangover movie
@@evavaldimarsdottir8963 good point
That story about the Aztec/Inca cult sounds like a rated-R version of the movie "The Road To El Dorado".
Emma Feustel or green inferno kinda
I thought that too. I wonder if the movie was somewhat inspired by this
I was thinking the same shit. Like I imagine a scene from Cannibal Holocaust or something with Elton John singing "EL DORADO!"
ikr
Omg you’re so right
In the story of Brandon Lawson, I find it disturbing that there were at least two gunshots that were fired while he was speaking and Brandon mentioned blood or bleeding, yet the 911 operator didn't seem to take his call very seriously and the police/sheriff didn't follow up. The operator didn't ask what field he was in, either.
The Szondi test is extremely general; sort of like how horoscopes work: vague enough that the things it gets wrong can be ignored, while naming characteristics that most people experience in their lives to emphasize accuracy. It's like those TV mediums who ask leading questions to customers to imply that they are really being guided by otherworldly influences. If you tell someone that their choice of picture will give insight into their personality, a form of confirmation bias will convince them that the test is accurate when any detail feels relevant to personal experience.
That explains why my choice wasn't even close to accurate, lol!
I chose 3 because he looked like my former stalker. The answer was accurate and the other answers wouldn't have worked for me. I dont know how accurate the test is, and I do beleave the answers are broad enough to be like a horoscope. But I do also understand the psychological aspect.
See for me it worked still. I chose my top 3 and it mainly worked for me because I have adhd, ocd and depression. My top 3 all had those or similar traits because of those mental illnesses. Generally it is like a horoscope but I did find myself relating to my top 3 more than the others.
Mine was actually accurate...it's creepy 😂
@@integrak5609Mine was just embarrassing… I picked 5
Tfw you're up at 3:58 am listening to Lazy Masquerade, greetings from Australia
THATS DEADASS WHAT TINE IT IS FOR ME AND I JUST SAW THIS
Why is your user name so funny to me?
Was listening to this while driving down long, dark, creepy texas roads in the middle of nowhere to my job site out of town. Thank you so much for the entertainment! I love creepy stories when taking long drives at night! It was perfect.
You're brave lol
Out of town job!Say no more.
You gotta be a masochist because wtf loll be safe out there bro
I LOVED this long collection of stories.....I drive frequently and it's great having something to listen to on long trips and not having to find another video to watch every 10 minutes! 😊
*_Lazy remains in the server_*
Lazy IS the server 😉
Lazy is our server
I don’t get it
???
Lazy is our city. 👌
"Woah you quit using drugs and recovered, it must have been hard"
"I saw a weird dog thing in a photo and quit"
"Good for you but what"
Is that the demon looking thing on a guys shoulder
@@shanecurry3913 yep
smile dog origin
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Opollooo
The rockefeller one..... Albino people have albinism, which means "everything is white" so it doesn't make sense that he has brown hair... does it?
je moeder my uncle has partial albinism. He has dark hair and blue eyes, and his skin is pale but not like a stereotypical albino person-more like a guy who stays indoors a lot. He is also only partially blind from it. I think albinism can present differently from person to person
There are various types of albinism. I don’t entirely remember which one, but one is more often prevalent in people of African origin and can cause red or light reddish-brownish hair and pale skin
ONE TWO SEVEN THREE DOWN THE ROCKERFELLER STREET!
If the albino man is wearing “war paint” it is possible something was smeared in his hair, making it appear dark.
I concur with the others in this thread, about partial albinism, but damn if that don't look a helluva lot like Rockefeller, either way! x'D
I laughed so hard at the Fleming/Churchill one because it sounded just like those memes that's a random story that ends like "and that boy's name? Albert Einstein." so I had to google it right away, and of course it's false, but I appreciate the laugh. That said I found this channel today and I've been binging it, really great content and I enjoy your narration!
"That girl was me. And that painter was Pablo Picasso."
-Sophia Petrillo, The Golden GIrls
@@purplehello98 Sophia is an icon
After all the times I’ve listened to Brandon Larson’s 911 call, this is the first time I ever heard someone say “Help me” at the end. That whole case is just weird.
And he said they're chasing us. Us??
He also says at the beginning that ........, not sure if that parts a name or an insult or something like that, screwed some guys over right here, going towards Abiline.
From what I hear it seems he was trying to save some other people. He says they got the first guy. There is at least 1 maybe 2 people with him when he makes the phone call.
I thought he said a capper screwed some guys over and it didn't make sense to me till I just looked it up and in America a capper is a liar or a fake.
@@taniaroberts3366 I heard that too...I just thought I heard wrong...He definitely wasn't high I just think he was scared...They chased them in the woods got me...I was like omg...Please hurry he said...It was almost like he got quite because they were on them or he walked up on them while on the phone...Or the sheriff may have done something not realizing he needed help...Its definitely disturbing
Capper also means a person luring someone in an illicit activity or questionable activity...Shill..
This is very interesting
A Search Party found some of Larsons Clothes and most likely his remains (just google his name or take a look at the Facebook Page)
Thank you for blessing us as always. Lazy you really are the king. 👹👹
The Devils Reject “the Lazy King 👑!!!!!”
Always listening to Lazy before bed so I can’t sleep because I’m spooked. This causes me to listen to more Lazy
"So what's it from?"
"From? That's the beauty of it, it's not FROM anything!"
You deserve more likes…
I feel this has been said before but the way your tone changes from nearly chipper to utter dread thru the stories is what really makes me enjoy this.
We're only three weeks into 2019, and we already have three new videos from Lazy. This year is off to a great start. :D
The Winston Churchill story was absolutely WONDERFUL!! I Loved it! Thank you so much for sharing it!
I love horror stories like these. Really remind you how even the “smallest” decisions can make or break human history. It would’ve been sooooo easy for history to have gone horribly wrong as we know it
Can't wait to crawl under the covers and listen to your favorite stories from the past year. Thanks so much for the upload!
Omg saaaame
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Already under the covers listening lol
A albino would also have white hair and beard.
Janet Steinman hair color?
Exactly.
not always, they can also have blond or red hair.
Very true!
*An*
The way he pronounces german names is the best thing I've ever heard in my life
As a native German, I'm proud of this guy.
hey, how many world wars did the Deutch win ?? hmmm🤔🙄😐.
@@jimmyohara2601none
@@mellificient444crappy crapples, hmmm 😁🤪
@@mellificient444 @sad Ape-L unable. whaaa haa 😁🤪
The most nightmarish thing I can ever think of now, is getting my whole body, from whatever angle, sucked into a hole half the size of my waist. Agreed, anyone else?
Magic_Zach that’s fucking terrifying. Gives me the chills.
Not for shit, would rather that than being skinned alive by some mad man
Ubertronic Uk that’s also terrifying lmao
Consider this: vore
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"Then, they'd take their axes, and the thief would end up having an... AXEident" That must have been on purpose 🤣
i was hoping to find this comment
NO SHIT
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*minor spelling mistake*
*I WIN*
@@tomatomanpan647 WHAT 😂😂😂😂😒
The girl/ghost in the woods.... Awesome story.. I closed my eyes and just sat still and listened. I loved it... Your voice is brilliant... You tell a story so well. Thank you PS( we need you at our camping trips)
So, ya think the "friendly unkle" was Ivan Millat??
As he says "i was travelling thru australia",
i giggled "someone is going Wolf Creek on your ass",
and then he finishes with
"that guy was arrested for picking people up and killing them",
i nearly choked on my giggle,
wholy crap, imagine realising you slept at Ivan's house..
fk that, I'll stay at home thanks...
The thing about the the Szondi Test, is that it reminds me of that thing James Randi did about astrology, in which he got a bunch of volunteers to reveal their star signs, then send them a letter with outlining personality traits that were associated with their sign of the zodiac. The volunteers were amazed how accurate the assessments were. However, the letters they received were all the same and had no actual bearing on when they were born.
No matter which face one picks, one could "truthfully" recognise those personality traits stated in oneself. Even if you don't, then it can be claimed "Ah! You're just _denying_ that you feel that!".
I dunno man, the face I chose is spot on when it comes to how I interact with the world and what people see me as.
I could definitely see why you’d apply that conclusion here tho. Even though it was accurate for me, it’s most likely bullshit
Confirmation bias is definately a thing, but there's also points that you dont identify with. I only found 1 or 2 of the faces somewhat disturbing, and most of the statements didnt apply to me. About 3 did, semi, but the point still stands.
Humans like finding patterns. Our brains automatically wire towards them. When there are large (usually varied) groups of people, with specific actions or friend groups, humans w i l l try and find a correlation.
Star signs are bullshit, yes, but not all the star signs are relatable to all people, and they come from a human need to connect everything with each other. They're harmless in and of themselves. Just like Rorschachs are.
Mine was oddly accurate (number 6), it was kind of scary how the results were. Though some of my self worthless feeling come from some form of emotional trauma.
I chose number 5 and it's just... accurate. I mean, I'm sitting here with dye in my hair, doing my nails... I always dress well, in my eyes at least, but am still modest. I act like I don't like the spotlight but I came to realize about a year ago that i actually do like it, but in a very subtle way. I don't know how to describe it... Also I want a job that's not the norm because I feel like it wouldn't fulfill me, if I sit in an office all day doing "nothing" for society.
I didn't think any of them were frightening.. What's that supposed to mean?
Real shitty day. Only thing that makes it better is mortis media and lazy masquerade. Your my favorite narrator and truly hope you never quit.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE listening to your voice! It's so easy to fall asleep to! I've listened to similar channels that narrate scary stories but they don't even come CLOSE to yours! Thank you for your content!
Literally had a marathon of your videos
I could get used to that uploading frequency ^^ :*
TheIrie One
One can still dream
Wow two videos from Lazy in one month? My heart is full.
This was fantastic! Thoroughly the most interesting & enjoyable video/commentary I have ever stumbled across. I watched & listened to it from start to finish. I truly hope that each & every piece are true stories. I find it oddly interesting of how these were chosen to be grouped together. It was surprisingly perfect! Awesome job! Thx so much!!!
Bless you for your amazing content, Lazy. Your storytelling never fails to calm me down after a rough day.
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Man the Brandon Lawson case drives me crazy. I truly hope his loved ones can get the answers they are looking for sooner rather than later.
If I had to guess he either stumbled upon cartel activity or tweakers with rifles and was shot dead. In the call you can hear him say "[..]a sniper just crouch'n down over[...]"
@@denpabacon8501 on a sheriffs property?
I think the dispatcher thinks that when Brandon says he ran into them that he means he ran them over, but what if it means what it means in Britain - he ran into them, meaning he came across them? If so, it sounds like he came across a murder or attack on someone and that’s why he asked for the police and not an ambulance. If you’d run someone over, you’d ask for an ambulance first.
My theory is that he came across something he shouldn’t have and those guys killed him to silence him and got rid of the body, possibly in their own truck or whatever. Even so, some bits of this theory don’t quite add up. There’s no yelling from the other guys whilst he’s making the call, like you’d expect from potential murderers, just a gunshot, which sounds like it could be a warning shot to me. 🤔
Thank goodness for algorithms. This is how I found your excellent story telling. I do subscribe to other channels that are excellent story tellers, but never have I completely stopped whatever I was doing to listen while hanging on to every word like I have listening to you! You have a new subscriber. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK, THANK YOU FOR THIS CONTENT 🙌🏼
Im so glad your upload schedule is more dense lately! Thank you for that!
Your pronunciation of names and places is very good and I respect that you take your time and efforts to do so. Thank you
For some reason he butchered all German names though
Every Reddit post ever: “...needless to say, ...”
"Needless to say... (something that wouldn't necessarily be guessed by everyone)"
Uhh huh. lol
Nevertheless,
Also starting sentences with “now” unnecessarily. “Now, my house was at the end of the street...”
Read this while a "..needless to say.." was being popped off lol
Don't forget the other horseman "Not my story but..."
I'm from Germany and about Gladbeck: My mom was going to school in Bremen, but on that specific day she was sick. When her family heard about hostage, they were shocked. Also my grandmother used to work at the roadhouse Grundbergsee where two hostages were realesed. Sorry for my bad english, but I'm still think about these coincidence, because my mom was at the same age as the hostage Silke Bischoff.
@@McWolfTx With that last name you should consider studying more Spanish.
Found lazy masquerade, and I haven't stopped watching his videos since. So amazing!! Love the stories!!
I think Brandon's history + police coverup + withheld information from Kyle, Kyle's gf, and Brandon's wife, is probably the best way to finish that story. Small towns have a lot of shady shit go down. My great uncle murdered 2-3 people, beat his wife and son mercilessly and the Good Ole' Boy system still kept his name clean. There is redemption. As my grandfather was passing over from this dimension to the next, he told us he was seeing heaven (or some amalgumation of it) and that *his brother wasn't there.* LOL. Karma's a bitch.
Yeah, fact he had a warrant/was into drugs really gives me the vibes that the police didn't put any real effort into it. I don't live in a small town, but I live in the South and that's at least my experience. (Lots of crime here, one of the worst states lmao. Not Texas, but close by, dunno if it's the same there, but def have issues with police bias here (not getting political, just talking in terms of warrants vs imminent danger)
I live in a small town. My first husband was a true POS, abusive to me and our son, treated his entire family like they were just there to give him money and support him and his lifestyle, intimidated anyone that disagreed with anything he thought or said. When he got arrested for stealing from a walmart, obviously they saw that we came in together. They also saw that I was nowhere near him while he was stealing things (I was grabbing the things we actually went for like diapers, groceries, etc while he wandered around pocketing stupid shit) and clearly I was not involved with his bullshit. I still got charged and even though it was my first offense, never been in trouble with the law even as a minor, they still gave me 30 days in jail. I did eventually get my chance to leave him and you better believe I took my 3 year old (I was also 6 months pregnant with our 2nd son) and ran for the hills. The courts and police in that town knew him his entire life, they knew what kind of awful person he is and HATED the very air he breathed. I just ended up going down too because they assumed we were the same
He was methin around
Living in Texas myself, I hate the Good Ole' Boy system so damn much.
He didn't say sniper or trooper, sounds like he said, "this guy"
The long walk still gives me chills def my favorite thank you!
I usually dismiss these videos, but I have to say I really enjoyed every minute of the video. Great narrator and stories alike. Great job!!
Where's that quote from?
From?
That's the beauty of it, it's not from anywhere.
For some reason I can hear Steve Martin saying that
Strangely...I think I remember the movie... until I try to remember the movie... then it blurs out...
I remember it from Back to the Future when Marty is in Doc's house looking at his inventions
I'm thinking David Tennant said it in Doctor Who but, nope, don't remember the episode. And it doesn't mean that's where it started.
Actually I think it was when he was talking about an orb from the void.
The personality thing: gets my personality right
Me: unholy screeching
Mine was pretty damn spot on too mine was 5 what was yours?
I em didnt feel disgusted by any of them..... does that mean something?
Mine was also eerily accurate.
Likewise, very accurate. Mine was two.
I chose 3 and 5 and I was so offended
i just recently found your channel and i love it. Your stories and the way you narrate is amazing. Never stop making these scary videos.😄
Thank you sir, a cocktail of horror just what i needed keep them coming 🙌
6:53 "they'd take their axes and the thief would end up having an a x e i d e n t"
Very clever. Thank you!
😂😂
G-CODE Dad jokes
Today lazy made a video abt the identity of the lady of the dunes. Finally a part of mystery solved
i’m folding laundry and needed some background noise and this is wonderfully entertaining!!!! spooky too!!
Would not pullout, perfect single mother material
^ nvm she watches cinnamon toast ken I wouldn't even spit on you
x1day iwnl HAHAHAHA did a full 180
Yeah but you have click skip every 10 mins for commercials
O8
Who needs music in the shower when you have Lazy?! Perfect timing! 🖤👹🖤
god i wish that were me
@@TheMagiciansLoveX that's not very saintly of you
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JessicaRabbit324 LMAO I thought I was the only person that does that. The down side is when it's time to get out to dry off I'm always to damn scared.lol. I'mma real man.😎
@@themechanic547 I can understand that! Gotta peek out, make sure you're alone lol.
Really well written and narrated, not full of unnecessary detail and ramblings. This kept my interest from start to finish( not an easy task)....... Definitely one of the best out there.
Does anyone like lazy’s videos before watching because you know it’s gona be awesome? 🙂
@Sam Kay you mispelled beautiful.
"so what does it do?"
"Do? that's the beauty of it. It doesn't *do* anything"
I feel like the only plausible conclusion to that little snippet is that it's vague enough to BE anything but comes off as common enough to be at least FROM something.
The reason why people would say, for example, Back to the Future is because this type of dialogue can be found between two character types. A character that serves as the audience's perception of events within the movie (Marty) and a character who answers any queries the audience may have (Doc Brown)
Alot of movies, tv shows etc. have this format of dialogue. Which is why people try to place the pieces together in their mind. Personally i don't think it's really from anything but it COULD be and that's the point of it I guess.
Hello! As for this quote, I have a distinct image in my head. I think its Futurama, but I also see it as live-action. Like a kid/teenager asking about an object that this man is holding.
@@liliaalvarado7040 Yeah i see that too. It's common for movies etc to have this type of dialogue.
Like i could come up with something on the spot that isn't even from anything but it sounds like it.
"you can't do it by yourself"
"I can't...but I have to"
The show was Burke’s Law and one of the character was played by Burgess Meredith(I only know that because I looked up his stuff when he died, loved him in Rocky)
But it has been in other clips also.
I'm pretty sure it was from 1961's 'Lover Come Back' Starring Doris Day. An adv. exec is tasked with creating the next trend and makes up a fictional product called Vip. Hires DD to do a tv commercial for it. The quote was said to a coworker he enlisted to help him invent the actual product.
My god what a great compilation. I learned about the szonzo test ( I picked 5 ) among other things. Beautiful Job man
The dude crouching in the bushes could have very well been taking a peaceful dump in the bushes.
Hey man sometimes nature calls
He appeared and was cleared as a suspect
I can't even see him lol
Ahh smokey back here takin a shit
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Listening to a “Top Creepy Stories Compilation of 2018”, from Lazy, is a good start to 2019.
I just found this channel and I'm already in love
I'm glad you upload more often now.
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I kept thinking he was going to say..."and there he stood, the Hash Slinging Slasher!!!"
LOOL aah a person of taste i see 😌✨
Oh my gawd😅😂😂
Love the way you narrate.. Have been playing your stories via speakers in the dark, always so haunting.
6:52 "then, they'd take their axes and the theif would end up having.... an AXident"
You could say they "KILLED" him with "AXES." IF you know what I mean. ;)
I'd love to have a ghost dog following me everywhere. I'd never be lonely, always with a little, creepy doggo.
Awww ikr?! 🏃♀️🐕
No you wouldn't, that is a demon, waiting for the just the right time to inhabit your body. So never ever wish for things you have no idea not even in a joke .
@@catmoore2443 bro i don't even believe in this stuff so yeah i would want one
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That's what makes it even worse . Have a blessed day .
@@catmoore2443 demons are just more unpredictable ghosts born of sin.
I like to come back to that picture personality test now and again to see how I've grown and how well I've been able to work through and resolve negative emotions and tendencies. I've made progress this year and that makes me feel proud of me.
That’s awesome, keep it up!
Jesus Christ, that humming in the fourth story caused the hair on my arms to literally stand on end. I'm going to hear that sound in my nightmares.
That humming was unexpectedly creepy and caught me off guard.
Yeah, no kidding. Probably the scariest story I’ve heard from one of these videos. It triggers something primal in me. Fuck.
I've heard this story many times. Every time, I prepare myself for the humming sound and every time it just scares me.😂😂
Same. I was in the middle of cooking dinner and only halfway listening; when the hum happened I nearly dropped boiling pasta water on myself. O_O
@@SEReid-rz5bm 😂😂 I had moments like those too
I feel like the machine one, asking “What does it do?” Is just so easy to imagine and so vague, that people feel like they recognize it.
I've actualy said it before, qouted it even. I had no idea it was somethig like that. I always figured it was a saying ,or a parable. Something like that, just a saying,
When I read the words, I kinda imagined an old man saying it. Like the voice you'd imagine with a mad scientist or something?
But if that's the case, why can't the same effect be replicated with other quotes of a similar format?
Theres two places it can be attributed to. An episode of Burke's Law, and a play called Apocalyptic Butterfly. It is more directly quoted in the play, but both these sources are quite obscure. My personal guess is either it's been quoted in pop culture and the source of the quote isnt widely documented, like maybe a TV channel break snippet or commercial, or it was quoted in something much more mainstream that was indeed under the Mandela effect
The quote reminded me of something you'd find in a Willy Wonka movie.
I love you! Lazy Masquerade love your videos!🖤
"It was 11:15 PM."
I looked at my bedside clock when you said that, and it was legit 11:15 PM. Shudder.
Why study for finals when you have more scary stories to listen too
Please study for your finals ..I swear they are way more important than a video that you can watch later.
@@zarishahmed9356 its only for highschool and my grades are fine. If it was for college pfffft id be sitting in a corner crying and repeating answers while rocking
@@bayleef2143 haha tru
Why not both? Study for finals while listening to spoopy stories
@@zarishahmed9356 shut up Ahmed.
it's high time you make another one of these lazy. this was very entertaining
My choice was pretty spott on but for 3 other pictures the descriptions would´ve been pretty acurate aswell. Almost all of them had some part which I could identify with which makes me think that this is more of the type of "very broard descriptions" horoscopes use to always seem atleast somewhat acurate.
"We need to get these people off our back! It's really killing our vibes."
"We could....bring someone else in on it? It needs a woman's touch anyways."
*CURB YOUR BLOOD CULT*
Amazing thoroughly enjoy listening to the 30 stories best scary stories and the voice so suits the stories thank you so much.
Earth is the real hell, and humans are the devils. I fear no other creature like I fear the Human.
Damn well said
Edgy
@@irismckenzie8733 Sweetheart, it's not meant to be edgy. Were you trying to sound clever with your statement?
@Grayman I'm definitely not a cat, but cats are cool.
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I really like the stories with photo and video evidence. It gives me chills to see what they saw
Oh Thank you for such a long episode!! Your voice is so melodic & soothing, blimey, you could read a News Paper & I would still listen! Think my hubby will like this. Purrdy please make another. Lots of Love from Australia 😘
The one with the dog in the background of that guys picture is one of the only times I have gotten chills down my back
These are the perfect sleeping stories for me... idk, they're better than soundtracks for me :D
this was that good that i watched it all in one sitting, keep it up :)
Guess who's back, back again.
lazy's back, tell a friend!!!!
#17 "The beauty of it" You can find several variations of the line in dozens of movies, but the exact wording of these two lines, not so much. Guardians of the Galaxy, for example, when asked about his walkman, Peter remarks "you don't do anything, you listen to it." (which, of course is doing something, but I digress). The point being that it's not really the wording that seems everywhere and nowhere, it's more the way it is said. Plenty of examples exist in which characters speak with this intonation and rhythm in a scene, stressing the word 'do' or making a similar corrective statement with this beat. For example, it was suggested that maybe it's from BTTF, the reason this seems plausible is not actually because of the words, but because of how Doc Brown says at the end of the film, "roads? Where we're going we don't need any roads." It's the same beat, rhythm. Think of the iconic line, "badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges." It's a familiar cadence. I think it becomes a mystery, a weird thing, because we are making it a mystery. That's my take on it, anyway. I mean, I use this cadence of speech in my classes a lot for comedic effect, so I found the entry interesting.
PETERRRRRRRR 😍
Yeah that does makes sense. It might not be that we heard it from one movie, but its just like a combination/variation from a bunch of other movies
I can see what youre saying but that seems a bit of a stretch. I remember that line specifically and clearly I am not the only one. What you are saying would be the equivalent of suggesting everybody would recognise "I will be coming back" as a famous line. Thats technically close to a line but nobody would recognise it in the same way. That line is from something, my guess is it may have been from some tv show in the 90s which maybe isnt really watched any more. Maybe something which never got a dvd release so people cant as easily find it now
Remember this saying and the question following it was first put together in 1995. People at that time felt the same as well.
@Olivia De La Rosa maybe from a show much earlier then, when I was a kid a lot of repeats from 60's and 70's shows were on tv still.
@@paulosullivan3472 "I'll be back" ? Is that the quote?
So far it's the best video keep up the good work bro
Just found this. Fantastic! 30 scary tales....can't wait to hear them! An entire 2 hours of bliss. Thanks Lazy!!
#19 "Mister M" I don't know what's worse, that this happened or the aspect that when I DID try to look it up, using the keywords "call girl head box hotel" there's been like at least four or five times this has happened. Different cities and all.
Love listen to these stories ,late at night when you are still wake but in bed.
Thanks for sharing your stories.
Well, it's creepy how accurate that Szondi test was for me. I am going to have to run it on family and friends. I picked #3 and it was me to a T. My grandson has my personality to a T but it skipped a generation as my daughter is much more laid back and mellow than the two of us. We debate for fun and protest when she protests, "We're not fighting," usually in unison. It'd be interesting to see if grandson also picks 3 and what she'd and her fiancee pick. So making them do it, next time they're here for dinner.
I was a strong 3 with a moderate 2, and it fits.
I also picked 3 then 2 and i am amazed at how spot on it was
I picked 5 and it was right but i could easily fit 3 or 7 too
I was a strong 3 (because the eyes were so black with that creepy smile) and described me pretty damn well. The 5th would have been my 2nd choice.
What if all 8 of them looked sketchy?
Good God, that freaking hum from the Long Walk always gives me goosebumps. Amazing job as always Lazy!
Yeah, it gives me an uncomfortable feeling in my throat. Same with the "po, po, po" noise from the Hachishakusama legend.
My friend, you have mastered the art of storytelling. Well done, sir.
I come here to listen to creepy stories, and somehow I find out I may have 8 distinct psychological repressions..... ouf. =\
Hahaha dude me too! I pretty much identified with each and every one 😂
Lmao!
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