Geoguessr but every location is incredibly rude [PLAY ALONG]
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- This week we prove that I am the most childish bloke on RUclips by exploring the "So Childish" map.
A puerile map made up entirely of locations that feature cocks, fannies, farts and anything else that would amuse a 12 year old. If you're too mature or boring to laugh along, do not fear - you can still play along and have a go at beating my score.
PLAY ALONG: Play your round, put your marker down, then switch tabs back to RUclips to watch my attempt and the result. This way you don't ruin the game or the video!
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I know many of you prefer the chilled geoguessr vids but I want to thank those who don’t for bearing with me during this relatively calm period. The storm is coming, and it’s gonna more than reward you for your patience!
Sadly you cannot really play along that well since the time still counts down and you already know where you are once you've placed your marker.
Today I found out I live 15 minutes from Bell End
BRO YOU GOT ALLUDED TO IN A TIMCAST IRL PODCAST!!!!!!!! The one about the portal in Dublin being shut down...check it out that's amazing!!!
@@markvogel5872Beanie boy watches Tom?
@@gyros69420 That was my nick name in school.
He literally spent a whole minute explaining what a chode is before actually trying to guess where it was. i love you tom
I’d never heard of a chode!
I was glad for the explanation. I'm british and never heard chode in my life.
@@ChrisTravelss Aussies know, classic schoolyard insult
A fellow ignorant Brit here. Even from a similar neck of the woods and never heard it. Every day's a school day (appropriately enough)!
@@ChrisTravelss I knew just because of Susie Dent ;) I´m Norwegian.
"Can we end it on a high?" - ERECT on the sign. We certainly can Tom. We certainly can.
For the love of god please tell me he's recording
Get in!
he wasnt :(
I’m afraid he isn’t, we will never get to see this video! 😩
@@Patrick-sz4snI came here to say the same thing 😂
I know, right! I too wait with bated breath for him to check if he's recording or not. You never know until then.
damn he ignored netherthong and went for upperthong instead
That moment was actually devestating
I had a drink in a lesbian pub in Upper Dicker once many moons ago on the way back to London from either Hastings or Bournemouth, can’t remember. Also passed by Lower Dicker on the way.
And Thongsbridge.
The man prefers whale tails.
As someone from Barnsley, he had so many better picks, like Wombwell and Grimethorpe, and even Shafton. I also want to add that Penistone is actually pronounced “Penny’s ton.” Rather than a sound that your penis makes. 😂
11:10 “Can we end it on a high?” *Erect appears*
Pure poetry that is
Can't believe you'd slander Horace Pissfingers like that
The Pissfingers are a proud and storied family of cartographers without whom England could never have reached its heights!
there is a reasonable chance he isnt even a cheater, there is only 50 locations on the map so if you had played it enough times you could memorise them pretty easily
@@bazoski1er memorise the answers = cheating?
@@DougieL Strong, somewhat unfair advantage.
That’s what I did -Horace
Best. Signoff. Ever.
Simply elite material.
😂 the cheeky "see you next Tuesday" you casually dropped while talking about Erect! 😂😂
”Let’s get a perfect score in Penistone, something that i certainly haven’t done before” xD
Funniest line out of the many funny lines from this video 😂
I love how he pronounces it like that, even though the correct pronounciation is PEN-is-ton.
I put the mark for the first picture on Penistone and immediately forgot its location when it came up.
When I was in the scouts as a young boy i often had to scale the heights of Lord Herefords Knob.
He was my scout leader too 😢
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@@GeoWizard He was always readjusting my woggle
When you have any of this letters in a word: ă, â, î, ș, ț you are most probably in Romania.
and the ț is pronounced as a ts, he might have gotten away with saying it as "cuntsa" (and pronounced the u as the ou in you)
Yeah, it's crazy he missed that. He was probably thinking it's just a dirt on the sign.
ș is present in most of eastern europe, and Turkey. The other ones are spot on though.
@Mrissecool no?
 is common in portuguese too
Love that it says Barnsley on that Penistone sign, because that's so close to "barnslig", which means "childish" in Norwegian.
I wish he'd pronounced it correctly once also, which I'm sure he didn't
@@beorlingo He did not, it's pronounced pen-iston.
@@Sylence01 that's what I thought. 😊
Same in swedish too!
@@CyanideSun94 Close in pronunciation to how a Scanian would pronounce "barnslig" too
When you said, "Of course that needs to be a 'u'", immediately I was like "Oh yeah, pissu would be quite funny, too" 🙈
While searching for Penistone, I came across Cockermouth. What a place lol
It's the mouth of the river Cocker, what else are you going to call it? haha
I hardly know her
What's ironic is I used to live up the road from Penistone and now I leave near Cockermouth. I don't know what this says about me.
There's a crossroads in Devon called "Cockramsbutt" I drove there with a friend, it was worth it.
Where is it? Google doesn’t show it sadly
"Gaping Anus" 🤣
i love that someone would read the comments before watching and near the end will be like "Wait, i was promised a place named Gaping Anus in the comments! where is it?" xd
47.5988 N, 3.5326 E
Instant demonization 😂
A common British term for "Until our next endeavour, my good sirs/madams"
As a non native English speaker, I didn't know that was a genuine way to say goodbye. I will use it from now on!
There's a seaside village near me in Donegal, Ireland by the name of Muff. And it has a diving club.
"Muff Diving Club. All welcome. Bring your own towel".
Wouldn’t really call it seaside, but yes. It’s Muff
Please send me a Muff Diving Club T-shirt
Being from North Carolina, Erect is actually pretty close to Apex, Horneytown, High Point, and of course Climax.
Don't forget about Morehead!
On the bucketlist: have a cerveza with Tom in Chodes🍻
Preferrably on the table beside him as he lets the locals know what they are called... ;)
As a Romanian viewer of yours I feel like I have the obligation to let you know that one of the places you zoomed into in Romania, at 10:56, "Scule Pentru Tine", theoretically means "Tools For You", but it also means "Dicks For You" colloquially, and I can't help but hear it in that way.
You are a champion for spreading this amazingness.
soooooooooooo excited for the new series next week!!!
I'm from Bromsgrove. Can remember a friend phoning in a daytime tv show competition and they cut him off air when he told them he lived in Lickey End. Just up the road from Bell End.
Romania is much more Eastern Orthodox than Catholic, but both are very into displaying images and icons of Christ like that in a way you wouldn't really see in Protestant cultures.
Tom you have inspired me to do a Minge Lane to Bellend mission this summer
Just to make the Romanian town that little bit better, around 1 1/2h drive away is a place called _Făget_ .
Oh, and for the record, you are right: Romanians generally not catholic, they are mostly eastern orthodox.
I can almost guarantee that the folk in Chodes don't know what their town name means in english slang! I've been living in the UK for almost 20 years and I had never heard that word before. It made me laugh so much. Thanks for another amazing vid!
It's interesting, he says its UK slang, but as an American, I feel like its broadly known in America.
Its time for Straight Line England :) been waiting ages for this one. Also please do a Scotland attempt 2 with Greg some time
Scotland 2 needs to happen. Covid can't get in the way any more
Can already hear the 8bit tunes in my head
Made a channel just to comment two things:
1) It's a shame they didn't include Intercourse and Blue Ball, two Amish towns 10 miles from eachother here in Pennsylvania!
2) Can't express how excited I am for your England mission Tom. I've been going through some health issues and watching your adventures has been really helpful. I visited the UK (London, Bristol, and Cardiff) for the first time a few months ago and loved it. Want to go back soon to see the countryside :)
Also...climax and bird in hand!
Haha yes and Rough and Ready and Fertility!
@@96Llort Pennsylvania is just an absolute unit of a state for goofy names.
I was disappointed he didn't go to Intercourse when he was searching more Amish people in how not to travel America
@@96Llort I've never heard of these two. Where are they in PA?
10:57 Yeah, in Dutch, the word 'kut' is the precise translation of 'that word', so it makes perfect sense.
This was great! I'm from northern Finland, and we have some outrageous names, such as Paskalammensuo (Shitty Pond's Bog), Kyrpävaara (Cockmountain), Kullinkuristuksen saari (Cock Strangling Island) etc etc
Probably at some point local people got annoyed when cartographers came along and asked what every single thing is called so they started making up things 😂
I once made the iconic Roadtrip from Petting over Fucking (nowadays known as Fugging) to Wedding. Was fun and we were in the alps anyway.
I love how you are so good at this Tom that you can entertain us for 90 seconds of the round before focusing for a result in the last 30 - solid !
I love these classic (ish) Geoguessr videos so muchhh
A good tip for this very particular circumstance - if you are looking at the Latvian language it will not have any W or Y because we don't use those letters. Some older signage (which shouldn't be on any official maps) might use W from when we still were taking notes from the Germans (and our German Lords) but that's only in the case of old old signs.
This is probably one of my favorites of yours Tom. Your impersonation of the spaniard in the bar is just great.
3:58 I was there yesterday, live like 10 miles away, and me and my mates spent like 15 mins cracking jokes at it. never gets old
im not far away either, it think it was Clarkson that really made the joke famous
Well this map needs to make it into the regular video rotation for sure.
If you see ț or ș (sometimes a dot rather than the comma, such as in round 4) then it’s Romania as Romanian is the only language with those 2 characters. Not to be mixed up with the Turkish ş which is similar but uses the cedilla rather than the comma. Great video, can’t wait for more rude place names!
great tip!
And if you're into vampires and know about Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes, his name is actually Ţepeş ("tsepesh"), which makes it easy to remember those characters.
Those ladder-like telephone poles are a giveaway that it's eastern Europe.
“Up north in Britain” and it’s in the middle of the entire land, English people man 😂😂
Up North in Britain is Scotland. Up North in England however, there's been wars over this. Well, maybe only in pubs, but yeah there's been fights at least. I see it like this. Above Birmingham, equals North. Birmingham and below, Midlands. Below Midlands (The Midlands isn't really that big) equals the South. I've heard people say the watford gap but is that where the midlands is meant to start? fuck knows mate. i'm from croydon
Please only play this map in the future. Good chuckles
I‘d been thrilled if somewhere in this map there are some lovely Bavarian villages like Tittmoning…
I was looking at google maps the other day around my area and saw the town of Erect and thought 'hmm, that's odd'. Then I saw this thumbnail.
When you go to Spain, Chodes to sit in the bar, please - PLEASE - do it in the only appropriate way: roadtrip in a Mitsubishi "Pajero".
When you don't know what the word means, please look it up.
We drove back then with that car to Spain and got the most hilarious looks. Mucv later found out what it means.
"itinerant straw seller" is the first thing i saw on google hahahahaha "one who speaks nonsense". beautiful
So basically, the Mitsubishi Idiot hahaha
@@SamThredder I suppose "wanker" is the closest translation.
We have a town called "Wixhausen" close to where I grew up (central Germany). Always made fun of that, too.
@@renerpho In Vienna there's a street called "Julius-Ficker-Straße" lmao
@@googlemapsspeedruns777 Ficker/Ficken isn't a particularly unusual surname in Germany and Austria, so I'm sure this isn't the only one. :)
In the 1990s and 2000s, there was a genuine entry for a "Wilma Ficken" in Bremen's telephone directory -- which sounds like "will mal ficken", meaning "I just want to fuck".
Always remember driving home to the UK from Germany in my army days, last stop to use our military fuel vouchers was ‘Wankum’
Those two last words of the vid 😵
But refusing to pronounce Cunta!
Great stuff as usual
the way you pronounced chodes with anither possible pronunciation(giving emphasis to o) is the word for pornographic films in Greece, so still not disappointing I might say😂
7:14 is the time stamp
I actually thought it was gonna be Greece as it seemed very Greek to me (as someone who doesn't know the language lol)
@@metalswifty23 well in Greece it's very rare to see a building like the one in 7:29 ,also the road gives every vibe except for the greek vibe, although I cannot explain it very well
Cant wait for the mission across Chodes
Been watching you for a good 5 or so years Tom, and as much as I love every single video you bring out, this is by far my favourite. Thankyou Sir!
Last summer I worked on a project just up the road from a lovely village in the south of France called Le Saix, pronounced how you think. There was a great party there on the 15th of August there as well (a holiday in France), which we affectionately called la fête du saix (the party of the saix)
There is a peak in the French speaking part of Valais, Switzerland, called the "Sex noir"
What time is the straight line mission dropping, or is next Sunday tom
I could literally get lost in my own neighborhood. Everytime i was like "how is this even possible". You could drop this person anywhere on earth and he'd find the nearest city.
I live near Intercourse, PA, and every time I drive past the sign I always chuckle.
This video is bloody fucking brilliant! Seriously, one of the best damn things I've watched in ages. Shit, you really know how to make killer content. Keep up the kickass work, you absolute wankers! Cheers!
2:07 That is the mausoleum of the Dupont family.
Please play this map again lmao. Top quality video
The fourth round was a great opportunity for a "Get in!"
My man missed THONGSBRIDGE smh
This is very funny and wow, you are a lucky guesser! This reminds me of a bicycle trip my son and a friend once made through the Netherlands and Belgium to visit all kinds of places with rude dutch names.
13:47 I like that "let it all out" is in itself toilet humour
You could make several of these videos using just place names from Newfoundland and Nova Scotia 😂
Look, journey across X in a straight line is good. But this is REAL content right here. This is the shit you work hard to make, Tom!
I thought Penistone had to be near Horncastle, but it was 63 miles away...
I'm glad I chose to have my ice lolly after the video, not during.
That was a treat. Can't wait for the new mission! Thank you geo wizard
I'm not sure if the map has it already, but if not, they really ought to add the south Slovakian village, "Horný Bar"
Excellent map.
I particularly enjoyed you having so much fun being rude you kept nearly forgetting to work out where you were supposed to be clicking. 🤦🏼♀️
I accidentally found a place name in southern france called Condom ahahahha
Great video btw Tom!
There is also Pornic.
Tom is one of the funniest RUclipsrs
There is an FC Chodes, you should go there and swap shirts with the locals.
In student time we stranded in Amiens with a broken window of a Fiat car. Fixing an Italian car in France was a challenge. It was evening so we drove a bit around outside Amiens and found a camping side in the neighborhood of Pissy. We had to stay 3 days in Pissy before the new window arrived in the Fiat garage in Amiens. So Pissy was not that funny to us 😂
If only there were extra points for puns. This video pleases my childish sense of humour greatly! 😂
Saw title, instantly clicked...
"Rodney throbber ...... 🎤🎼🎵🎼🎶"
Awesome.
The mission across England... I CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER
i wonder if the guy that made this map just googled every lewd word he could think of following by "location" or something of that sort...
I come (go on then, wink) from near Bell End and it is also not far from Lickey End - love SW Brum xx
I would love to see this map again. Also very much looking forward to next week
01:45, there is a village with the U instead of the I in France. It has the same sign (albeit a bit better protected likely due to thefts)
12:02 that joke got me lmaoo. So subtle yet so good
What's the joke?
@ValzainLumivix the c word in the uk is often disguised by saying "see you next Tuesday"
Unnecessary Geo Factoid 3:56 Bougainville is just to the West of Pissy. Bougainville is also the name of an island in the SW Pacific part of the Solomons. The main island was named after French admiral Louis Antoine (of) Bougainville, who reached it in 1768. The German Empire placed Bougainville under a protectorate in 1886, while the remainder of the Solomon Islands became part of the British Empire in 1893. A major WWII campaign was fought on the island.
Now still a part of Papua New Guinea, but with more local autonomy than most PNG provinces after a protracted and fairly bloody guerilla war striving for independence.
Not exactly rude, but the french town of Eu, as in "Eu, that's disgusting!" never fails to raise a smile!
can't wait for mission across england! i discovered your channel fairly recently and have watched your backlog of mission and how not to travel videos. very excited to see a new mission series!
I am usually very lost and don’t know what you are guessing, but this time I was screaming Romania at you while you deliberated! After a visit there, some distinct things: the “t” in the name; the concrete block electric poles; the lines on the road; and the shape of the Romanian Orthodox Church in the distance!
This man is the reason my mental health is so good with every video motivating me to get out into nature. I'm so excited for straight line across England
Bloody brilliant video Tom
Loved this video, definitely brought the child out in me. Love what ya do, and you seem like a great bloke too. More power to you!
Absolutely amazing video, one of my favourite as of late, you should do more on this map. So SO excited for the next video
9:10 "I won't say it though. I CAN'T say it."
I’ve never looked it up so I’m not sure if it’s real, but on the back cover of Paul Young’s first album from the mid 80s there’s a picture of his band standing next to a sign for a place called Shitterton. Underneath there’s a caption saying ‘Did you ever?’
for those that don't know, go look at the islands on the michigan-canadian border, right to the northeast of Michigan's glove on the island between the two countries. you won't be disappointed
In the Netherlands, there's a highway exit to 3 villages: Cuijk (quick), Beers, Grave... never fails to make me laugh
You do not understand how hyped I am for the upcoming video
Were you recording?
We will never find out...
Ahhh bell end, I still chuckle everytime I drive from the bridge of Stour towards the M5. Did a job for a little old lady in belbroughton a while back, when giving me directions to her house, she said bell End several times, I chuckled, I should really grow up!!!
“Reminds me of my school days.. not because I had one” 😂😂😂😂
“It’s an I, but that is absolutely fine”
"CHODES! YES!" GeoWizard quote of the day!
Tom!! You were not recording!
Probably my favourite geoguessr video 🤣🤣
Beautiful. More of this map Tom!