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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @waleedelnaim9109
    @waleedelnaim9109 2 месяца назад +875

    Holt believing that Kevin would get him stationary as gifts from France, and being happy about it, is the most Holt thing ever

    • @LeGentlemanKat
      @LeGentlemanKat 2 месяца назад +16

      goals tbh

    • @okok-eg1op
      @okok-eg1op 2 месяца назад +3

      not the most holt thing ever. nope.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 месяца назад

      ​@@okok-eg1op agreed. It's definitely Holt spraining his wrist hula hooping and only telling Jake about it then deleting all photo evidence of it so "no one... will ever believe you"

    • @hamzamaouhoub9566
      @hamzamaouhoub9566 2 месяца назад +7

      @@okok-eg1op yes it is

    • @okok-eg1op
      @okok-eg1op 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hamzamaouhoub9566 who names themselves hamza mahobo and gets their opinion valid😙

  • @Devilszone10
    @Devilszone10 2 месяца назад +219

    I belived in him so hard when jake said : i'm doing it!" and then terry was holding him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MicksMom365
    @MicksMom365 2 месяца назад +62

    Andre Braugher was a treasure. His laugh and his delivery were flawless. I miss him. 💜

  • @daveclark6324
    @daveclark6324 2 месяца назад +132

    ""Gratuitous violence." ... Silence... "Oh, I thought you were listing things." "I was. I'm done." Good ol' Rosa! 🤣 3:41

  • @renah2278
    @renah2278 2 месяца назад +113

    brooklyn 99 is truly my happy place. i'll always miss you captain raymond jojo holt

  • @BeckyM2000
    @BeckyM2000 2 месяца назад +128

    Peralta falling and running into things with a wheeled hoverboard, Jeffords screaming with a tarantula on his head while he enters elevator is one of the most hilarious cold opens🤣

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 2 месяца назад +92

    The Kelly mystery is hilarious and the fact that we still don’t know who Scully was talking about after all these years is even better.😂😂😂
    Also, that tarantula sure made it onto Terry’s shoulder fast. Maybe it can fly.😉😆

    • @vergilthealphaandomega8189
      @vergilthealphaandomega8189 2 месяца назад +33

      If i do recall correctly, he has had both a wife and a dog named kelly

    • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
      @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 2 месяца назад +24

      @@vergilthealphaandomega8189 Yep.😊 That’s what Scully said in a later episode, but then it doesn’t help solve this mystery at all.😆😆😆

    • @krisvelivia
      @krisvelivia 2 месяца назад

      I'm pretty sure he was talking about his dog in that instance.

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH 2 месяца назад +33

    I need a podcast with Andy and the cast giving their memories and experiences for each episode ❤😂

  • @Ryans.instruments
    @Ryans.instruments 2 месяца назад +41

    15:18 I love how Hitchcock and Scully were both dressed as mustard, great little detail

  • @arielbanks5557
    @arielbanks5557 2 месяца назад +29

    Holt: "It's 9am, why is no one working?!" 😠
    Also Holt: "I'd like to play." 🙂

  • @danielroberts4409
    @danielroberts4409 2 месяца назад +116

    RIP Captain Holt. He was a good man. I'm pretty sure this is how he wanted me to say that about his life.

    • @joshuashaw2923
      @joshuashaw2923 2 месяца назад +9

      RIP as an abbreviation for “rest in peace” when it has the same number of syllables?

  • @evanworth6027
    @evanworth6027 2 месяца назад +51

    How is the I Want It That Way cold open not in here?! That’s the best one!

  • @kranberry3318
    @kranberry3318 2 месяца назад +22

    5:36 It took me literal years to realize this, but Holt should’ve known the office supplies weren’t from France because all the packaging was written in English, not French.

    • @tamaramendelson1634
      @tamaramendelson1634 2 месяца назад +12

      He was clearly too overcome with emotion to notice those details. Couldn’t you see the blatant & sheer delight all over his face? Man was ecstatic

  • @jamessteel9016
    @jamessteel9016 2 месяца назад +58

    There isn’t one cold opening you don’t LOL to 🤣👏

  • @living-in-a-wasteland
    @living-in-a-wasteland 2 месяца назад +25

    Its so weird watching these without the deafiningly loud intro music 😂

  • @fwogmaster
    @fwogmaster 2 месяца назад +15

    This bring me so much happiness

  • @the_bruised_bard
    @the_bruised_bard 2 месяца назад +22

    The "Nooo Sherlock wants a present!" is the funniest thing in the entire show for me!

  • @demilademagaji2448
    @demilademagaji2448 2 месяца назад +7

    The marshmallow one is my favourite
    "Marshed mellow"😂😂😂

  • @NeddyMontz
    @NeddyMontz 2 месяца назад +14

    14:43 Boyle screaming when he found Pimento 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @steivene2hot915
    @steivene2hot915 2 месяца назад +3

    I just finally finished the whole season around noon today. I watched it like 5 years ago but stopped around Season 5 then this year (June 2024) started watching it again from Season 1 all the way to the last Season. That separation anxiety or what ever you call it when you are attached to a show then after watching it, you just feel sad. RIP Captain Holt! Will rewatch B99 every year along with "The Office US/The Community/Fresh off the Boat/Malcolm in the Middle. Amy Santiago-Melissa Fumero is such a Wife Material!

  • @PowderedCheeze
    @PowderedCheeze 2 месяца назад +4

    I always wonder how the conversation of Holt and Kevin went after the gift from Paris lol

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 2 месяца назад +10

    Boyle loves good walks during the sunset. The only thing he'd prefer would be washing some hair

  • @jayanthanand8879
    @jayanthanand8879 2 месяца назад +17

    Only Jake can give cool nicknames to a tarantula

  • @ItsCrazyVT
    @ItsCrazyVT 8 дней назад +1

    9:08 Jake laughing was ABSOLUTELY a genuine laugh and was totally an unscripted response from Charles. That’s the most realistic laugh I’ve seen on a show

  • @ilikeexxs
    @ilikeexxs 2 месяца назад +6

    10:43 Stephanie trying her absolute hardest to hold it together there 😂

  • @hi79cruisers90
    @hi79cruisers90 2 месяца назад +5

    in "the bet" season 1 episode 13 clearly shos how jake really is the best detective in b99. he solved the secret santa names so easily.

  • @Blueskies1180
    @Blueskies1180 2 месяца назад +4

    “What happened to Blockbuster???!”
    😅

  • @ayanbaruah7347
    @ayanbaruah7347 2 месяца назад +14

    4:06 Jake 😱😱

  • @gunjan1771
    @gunjan1771 2 месяца назад +3

    8:37 aww Charles brought coffee for Rosa

  • @bakhithajoseph5999
    @bakhithajoseph5999 2 месяца назад +5

    I like jake impression 😂😂😂
    Of making of Captain Holt

  • @JasonON
    @JasonON 2 месяца назад +5

    23:21 dude in the background just sort of ... shifts. Have I always missed this little detail?

  • @Dinosalmon14
    @Dinosalmon14 2 месяца назад +9

    NINE-NINE!!!

  • @CardboardIsweird
    @CardboardIsweird 2 месяца назад +4

    Name a bad cold open. Yeah that’s what I thought it’s impossible

  • @nathanliggayu7617
    @nathanliggayu7617 2 месяца назад +4

    99 on top!!!!

  • @FBIVIBER
    @FBIVIBER 21 день назад

    My personal favorite is when holt just kept righting case and then yelled "CaSE"

  • @mgbestboy
    @mgbestboy 2 месяца назад +1

    9:10 that’s definitely andy breaking character 💀🤣

    • @Gaz_64
      @Gaz_64 Месяц назад

      Lol yea and I like how scully is even disgusted about Charles bagging an old lady

  • @e2theoc
    @e2theoc 18 дней назад

    Rest In Peace Andre Braugher- master actor

  • @bhavyagarwal415
    @bhavyagarwal415 Месяц назад

    Brooklyn 99 get me laughing so bad. It is THE BEST SHOW !!!

  • @HolyHadou
    @HolyHadou 2 месяца назад +1

    Whichever one that has Holt and Jake arguing about keeping either Skully or Hitchcock's shirt clean for a court appearance when they fail before they even realize it. Can't even remember the episode it's from and it just destroyed me.

  • @indrajkhade8308
    @indrajkhade8308 Месяц назад +1

    Why do I feel like Jake is like Luke from Modern Family grown up 😂

  • @dottyspot
    @dottyspot 2 месяца назад

    the first thing i thought when i saw Jake flip over the table was "I hope Andy got paid well for that tumble!" XD

  • @teenastetic3681
    @teenastetic3681 2 месяца назад

    Human blister gets me every time

  • @snippychicken2220
    @snippychicken2220 2 месяца назад +3

    dont be sad becuse it ended
    be happy becuse it happened

  • @passthecrablegs2646
    @passthecrablegs2646 Месяц назад

    I never noticed before that Hitchcock and Scully are wearing a ketchup and mustard costume where they’re both mustard… and Hitchcock has ketchup spilled on it 😂

  • @tylergastonlove590
    @tylergastonlove590 2 месяца назад +6

    The last scene in the video is not showing season 1 eps 13

  • @inditokley7105
    @inditokley7105 2 месяца назад +13

    The age old question is Kelly, Scully’s wife or dog

    • @1day2dayme
      @1day2dayme 2 месяца назад

      My money is on the dog

    • @sarthakpaik
      @sarthakpaik 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s his wife. They mentioned it in an episode when Hitchcock and Scully end up fighting and Scully brings up the reason for his anger being Hitchcock sleeping with his wife to which Jake says “So Kelly was his wife”

    • @rushilchatterjee407
      @rushilchatterjee407 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@sarthakpaik As far as I remember, I think it's both

    • @GameTry1
      @GameTry1 Месяц назад +1

      FBI- stay where you are​@@sarthakpaik

    • @matthewfreckelton2481
      @matthewfreckelton2481 Месяц назад +1

      “There were two Kelly’s! You know that if you listened to our podcast”

  • @guynamedbob8374
    @guynamedbob8374 6 дней назад

    Scully was definitely talking about a dog.

  • @emilyholasek63
    @emilyholasek63 2 месяца назад +2

    9:55 😅

  • @Jollowarthunder
    @Jollowarthunder 2 месяца назад +1

    Jake " Someone took 20 bricks of coke from evidence." Debbie " Well it's the first i'm hearing of it!." Jake " Well yeah dumbass you just got here." wish he said that.

  • @carolineharty
    @carolineharty 2 месяца назад +2

    A lot of these episodes are labelled wrong.
    The bachelorette/bachelor party was from s5 not 1

  • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
    @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 2 месяца назад

    Fun fact: I dont think adult tarantulas do, but some spiders do kinda fly when they "balloon", using a silk string to get lifted by the air currents

  • @Archarrow520
    @Archarrow520 2 месяца назад

    If my sibling ever has kids I'm going to do the closet one for April fools

  • @user-hm2ju3cr9x
    @user-hm2ju3cr9x 2 месяца назад +13

    I’m putting this comment here so every like I get will remind me of this video so I can have a laugh
    👇

  • @TheVillainousTitan
    @TheVillainousTitan 2 месяца назад +2

    BURSTED

  • @XavierBlackburn777
    @XavierBlackburn777 2 месяца назад

    NINE-NINE!

  • @ShubhamMaheshwari1994
    @ShubhamMaheshwari1994 2 месяца назад +3

    I still don't know if Kelly is a dog or wife

  • @chriswood4650
    @chriswood4650 2 месяца назад

    5 Holtless minutes we have gone and then he finally turns up

  • @EmekaOffor-eu1bf
    @EmekaOffor-eu1bf 2 месяца назад

    Please, did they make a movie? You know what I'm asking about and if there's one or more, I want it.

  • @kakakazkaa
    @kakakazkaa Месяц назад +2

    we still don't know who kelly is🧐

  • @blametl4921
    @blametl4921 2 месяца назад

    19:05 are you telling me Jake had a Batchelor party in season 1?

    • @Zant222
      @Zant222 2 месяца назад

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @Zant222
      @Zant222 2 месяца назад

      But he doesn’t, the caption is wrong

  • @shahaf4954
    @shahaf4954 2 месяца назад +1

    Some of these aren’t even listed as the correct episodes 😂😂 season 1 ep 13 was written twice

  • @dvdhound79
    @dvdhound79 2 месяца назад +1

    WHAT HAPPENED TO BLOCKBUSTER?!?!

  • @anushkanag2080
    @anushkanag2080 2 месяца назад

    Let me solve the mystery for you, Scully was talking about his DOG and not his wife :)

    • @misfit8974
      @misfit8974 2 месяца назад

      Not confirmed, they both have the same name

  • @teenastetic3681
    @teenastetic3681 2 месяца назад +1

    Ok 23:21 ?

  • @christinew143
    @christinew143 2 месяца назад

    As always🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoOne-wf8xw
    @NoOne-wf8xw 2 месяца назад

    My biggest fear is being debbie

  • @tsndljr
    @tsndljr 2 месяца назад

    lost it at 18:10

  • @jaspa.j
    @jaspa.j 2 месяца назад

    can i request a cousins or siblings special?

  • @doubledamn2599
    @doubledamn2599 Месяц назад

    Isn't a Ducati Monster the bike that Lara Croft drives?

  • @crisf1102
    @crisf1102 29 дней назад

    I STILL DON'T KNOW WHICH IT IS!!!
    WHAT ON EARTH IS KELLY?

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 2 месяца назад +3

    Whoever is doing the episode numbers for these videos is forgetting to double check. Theres a lot of mistakes in this and other videos.

  • @adaakanno4868
    @adaakanno4868 2 месяца назад

    Me and Jake are tip buds😅😅😅
    It looked better on Charles

  • @darciedaniel8942
    @darciedaniel8942 2 месяца назад +29

    I like my own comment so you don’t have to

  • @EmekaOffor-eu1bf
    @EmekaOffor-eu1bf 2 месяца назад

    Not sure which I found funny or awful. I liked all of them.

  • @bocajred11
    @bocajred11 Месяц назад

    Is Kelly the wife or the dog!?

  • @speep293
    @speep293 2 месяца назад

    Second

  • @EmekaOffor-eu1bf
    @EmekaOffor-eu1bf 2 месяца назад

    Please, did they make a movie? You know what I'm asking about and if there's one or more, I want it.

  • @georgemarutsos808
    @georgemarutsos808 2 месяца назад

    Second