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I know the answer the function of rubber ducky is to play with it at bath or play time. And it quack when squeeze it. Im not that smart. Thumbs up if im right?
@@karaneat5052 People show me uninteresting things all the time. I say that too. Nothing wrong with telling them you aren't interested rather than sitting through and making it unbearable for you.
I feel like the following lines would do well on this list. "Dobby never meant to kill. He only meant to maim, or seriously injure” "Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse… expelled!" "What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.” "alright fine you're in love with her, have you ever actually met her?" “what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”
Not to mention: "Why is it that whenever something happens, it is always you three?" "You just...know?" "[The students] are supposed to be out of bed you blithering, bumbling buffoon."
My favorite line in Harry Potter is when Dumbledore says, “What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”
I heard that this scene was improvised by Emma and the laugh of her after that is real, it wasn't expected but they found this scene so natural that they kept it 😊❤
@@MaddynotMadeline I've touched them too and they're still beautiful, but facts are that they're pretty diverse over getting nutrients, so they'll also drink human blood, sweat and tears (kinda depends on the species of butterflies) but yeah
@@MariOmor1 I questioned that as well , hes done magic accidentally and lost his temper in front of muggles nothing but defending himself drew the line
@@dakotamabry1645 That has always confused me so much. Harry was defending himself and a muggle (who knew about magic) from some rogue dementors and the Ministry was like, “Expulsion!” While when he actually put Aunt Marge, a muggle who did not know about magic, in danger (admittedly unintentionally [though I don’t doubt he would do it intentionally]), they were like “Yeah, completely fine. You won’t even get a mild punishment. We don’t send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.”
Ron's response too. Don't know the correct quote right now because i have only watched the movies in German, but this sleepy "Yeah. I'll tell 'em. ... I'll tell 'em in the morning." (?) Always get's me cackling. It's just soe relatable.
A few that were missing: “Turn to page 394” “What exactly is the function of a rubber duck” “The bloody birds a menace” “Not my daughter you b**** “ “Training for the ballet, Potter?” “Longbottoms been neglecting his earmuffs” “We need to talk to someone who’s DeAd”
Hermione: I'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse..expelled! Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
@@bubblybubbles09 There wasn't an original line, in the original screenplay he makes the remark about where they've been then moves right on to the Weasley, but Crabbe/Goyle replied (when it wasn't in the script) saying "reading"
I'm in the EverythingHP/Hogwarts discord server, and we've been told to say less memorable lines. For example, we aren't allowed to put 'you foul loath and evil little cockroach'
One that would be funny to add: “Now, place your right hand on my waist.” “Where?” “My waist.” Edit: I've never gotten this many likes before, and I thank you all for enjoying my comment. ^^ I'm glad you found it funny. All my life I actually thought Ron said "where" instead of "what" because I could never properly hear him during the Yule ball scene in Harry Potter. Thanks for correcting me, though. Also, I realized a lot of people thought I was quoting Parvati dancing with Harry, but I was quoting when McGonagall was trying to demonstrate the dance for the Yule ball with Ron. ALSO HOW DID MY RANDOM COMMENT GET 4.4K LIKES IN FOUR DAYS LOL
Fun fact: in the scene where Draco said “I didn’t know you could read” he actually forgot his line and made that up. The directors thought it was funny so they put it in.
It's so chaotic- I love harry potter so much and I can't stop watching this!!😂😂😂 it's so amazing like- there is no stops it's just quote after quote chaos after chaos 😂😂
@@dhirendrapatel8603 Well if we’re correcting quotes here, “Now, if you two don’t mind I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled”
My favorite part about Ron's "you're going to suffer, but you're going to be happy about it" is that it technically came true. Harry "died" and was quite content about it.
He suffered through a lot of shit in 3rd year, but he learned about his godfather. So really, Ron wasn't wrong. Ron also says a lot of stuff that ends up actually happening. Off the top of my head is in Philosopher's Stone. "I'm gonna kill Fred! He said *we had to wrestle a troll* " Ron Weasley is a seer. He's less of a fraud than Trelawney.
@@Mr-Trox lmao true lol But trelawney was technically correct when she said Harry would die an early death, since Harry sorta died I the forbidden forest
My favorite moment is the scene where they go: Hermione: "Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse… expelled!" Ron: "She needs to sort out her priorities!" But then the Dutch version. In the Dutch version Ron reacts with "Ze is nog gekker dan een hond met drie koppen'' which translates to "She's even crazier than a dog with three heads!'' 😂
Ron: "She needs to sort out her priorities." The Fat Lady: *singing shrill notes* Harry: "Fortuna major" The Fat Lady: *still singing* Harry: "Fortuna major." The Fat Lady: *continues screaming until she shatters the glass on the frame* "Ahh! With just the sound of my voice!" Harry: "Fortuna. Major." The boys, entering: "Okay, but she can't sing!" Gilderoy Lockhart: "Can everybody see me? Can everybody hear me? Good!" Gilderoy Lockhart: "It was only too obvious what you were going to do." McGonagall: "Perhaps I should transfigure one of you into a pocket watch, maybe then, you'll be on time?" Hermione: "I'm not an owl!"
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For once, I’m the first reply
2nd
Where's "EHE HEHE"
You could have gotten us killed. Or worse, expelled.
I have one *pudding smashes on mrs.masons head*
“Dobby never meant to kill. He only meant to maim, or seriously injure”
*dies from laughter* XD
one of my favorite lines tbh
@@penguin22 y e s
I loved that line
I watched that and choked on nothing laughing
I love this. The only one missing was “what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”
The answer is actually squeak or a bath toy (Big brains)
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I know the answer the function of rubber ducky is to play with it at bath or play time. And it quack when squeeze it. Im not that smart. Thumbs up if im right?
@@keishasstudio9740 👍
Yessssss
"Neville, to be honest, i really don't care" draco be like, "why so rude pottah!"
"Just bein' honest, Malfoy"
poTtah
i hate harrys guts when he said that
Omg how did you even come up with that 😂
@@karaneat5052 People show me uninteresting things all the time. I say that too. Nothing wrong with telling them you aren't interested rather than sitting through and making it unbearable for you.
the "I killed sirius black" is a hell of a spoiler to give to someone who you want to introduce to hp...
yeah, well there's another one refering to harry in this one too, so it could theoreticallybe taken with a grain of salt😂
and the one about cedric's death
Yes
If they don´t know the characters, they will most likely forget about this, since the video has so much stuff happening.
And draco saying you've found yourself a girlfriend Potter
one to add: “he’s not fred I am.” “Honestly woman you call yourself our mother”
"oH i'M sOrRy gEoRgE" "i'm only jokin', i AM fred!"
Edit: Wow thanks for 41 likes lol
YES😂
“Wow- we’re identical!”
Yesssss
Classic 🤣
“Harry , did you put your name in the goblet of fire” said dumbledore calmly
"Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" he says with a calm tone while aggressively shaking Harry.
Haha
FIYAH
@@AmadisLFE well spotted
@@AmadisLFE "Scared Pottah?" said malfoy softly, worried about Harry's emotions
The only one that’s missing is “the spiders they want me to tap dance”
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You show them who’s boss, Ron!
Even if we know the scene, it's still without context
You tell those spiders ron.
Harry?
I feel like the following lines would do well on this list.
"Dobby never meant to kill. He only meant to maim, or seriously injure”
"Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse… expelled!"
"What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”
"alright fine you're in love with her, have you ever actually met her?"
“what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”
i need some lines from luck potion Harry
YES and the “ harry! Professor 😃”
or hes covered in blood again why is it hes always covered in blood
Or "No need to call me sir, Professor"
Not to mention:
"Why is it that whenever something happens, it is always you three?"
"You just...know?"
"[The students] are supposed to be out of bed you blithering, bumbling buffoon."
My favorite line in Harry Potter is when Dumbledore says, “What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”
i love airdales
Yeah
Lol I’m so sad they didn’t put that line in 😢
Out of context, this quote is very concerning.
This is my favorite quote in the entire series 😂😂 especially when out of context
"you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon" Hermione Granger
Was ad-libbed
"That's totally babaric!" Hermione Granger
I heard that this scene was improvised by Emma and the laugh of her after that is real, it wasn't expected but they found this scene so natural that they kept it 😊❤
@@beom.gyu_ yep😊
Your comment is just, envious!
I love Emma
U r just
DISGUSTING!
“You insolent little..”
“PROFESSOR”
Gets me every time
I read this when it happened
@@hellohello-fs7we me too 🤣
Ikr😂😂😂
And then Snape's turn 🤣🤣🤣
Insolent little professor
You forgot Voldemort’s iconic: “HeEeEe HeEeEe HeEeEe!”
"Follow the spiders, why can't we follow the butterflies" Ron Weasley
Yes 👌
I hate spiders,but butterflies are more innocent.Ron,i understand your concern xD.
@@MaddynotMadeline butterflies can drink blood if they get a chance
@@thelonevoid621 u just ruined my childhood,i always touched butterflies-
@@MaddynotMadeline I've touched them too and they're still beautiful, but facts are that they're pretty diverse over getting nutrients, so they'll also drink human blood, sweat and tears (kinda depends on the species of butterflies) but yeah
@@thelonevoid621 if i get nightmares,ik who to be mad at xD
"The ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts."
This might just be one of the best out of context lines ever.
facts
out of context but i'd like to learn how to blow up my aunts and uncles anyday
Also the ministry: arrests Harry for defending himself from a rogue Dementor
@@MariOmor1 I questioned that as well , hes done magic accidentally and lost his temper in front of muggles nothing but defending himself drew the line
@@dakotamabry1645 That has always confused me so much. Harry was defending himself and a muggle (who knew about magic) from some rogue dementors and the Ministry was like, “Expulsion!” While when he actually put Aunt Marge, a muggle who did not know about magic, in danger (admittedly unintentionally [though I don’t doubt he would do it intentionally]), they were like “Yeah, completely fine. You won’t even get a mild punishment. We don’t send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.”
Ron: “Well? How was it?”
Harry: *”WET.”*
oh joy
Big step there for Mr.Potter *wink wink*
Joel, didn’t you get whacked by a golf club?
@@davionelliot I’m writing from heaven dude.
Lmao I need to wash my mind...
I love this! I think it should have this line too. “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.”❤
"You tell those spiders Ron," is the most underrated line ever.
Still Under Rated
Ron's response too. Don't know the correct quote right now because i have only watched the movies in German, but this sleepy "Yeah. I'll tell 'em. ... I'll tell 'em in the morning." (?) Always get's me cackling. It's just soe relatable.
you need to add "the spiders want me to tapdance. I Dont WaNt tO tApdAnCe" and then its perfect.
@@jijithecat3506 "why couldnt it be follow the butterflys!"
That's one of my fav scenes
A few that were missing:
“Turn to page 394”
“What exactly is the function of a rubber duck”
“The bloody birds a menace”
“Not my daughter you b**** “
“Training for the ballet, Potter?”
“Longbottoms been neglecting his earmuffs”
“We need to talk to someone who’s DeAd”
don't forget "diagonnally
Omg it's been a while since I read Harry Potter I finished reading in 2018. I just remembered that bitch was actually mentioned in the books before
@@thamsiongtuck7643 really pushing that child friendly JK rowling
And 'Babbling bumbling band of baboons' could have matche pretty fine too
Doby never ment to kill, just to seriously injure.
“What did he just say?”
“Diagonally”
1.2k Likes but no replies??
dIe AgAiN eLlIe
@@amaliajeison9662 *Teleports to Ellie’s funeral*
2:23 IT'S SO PERFECTLY CUT I SWEAR
0:49 : "Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident"............."THAT'S MY BOOOOY"
SAVAGE AF
I-
Umbrigde : Cedric diggory s death was a tragic accident .
Harry ( thinking ) : sounds very much like your birth .
@@rewaanam8692 LMFAO
@@rewaanam8692 OOOOOOOOO
Nobody:
Ron: *I smElL LiKe mY gReAt AuNt TesSiE*
The way he says it hahah haha 🤣
How does he know his aunt’s scent...
Bloody hell
blimey... this commet has sounds...
💀…
the "my bodys gone!" really got me laughing for some reason
“Is that a student” hitting a little too close their with public schools.
Lol
💀
"Well technically, it's an infestation."
Malfoys best line has to be “I didn’t know you could read”
Edit:Yes I know he improvised that line
Ironically tom Felton forgot his line so he improvised
@Summer Spink Year 7 My favorite is "a" 😍😍😍😍🥰😻💞💞💞
Also my father will hear about this another great one xd
Ahahahahaa fr
And it was all Tom's doing!
Hermione: I'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse..expelled!
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
WELL HE NEEDS TO SORT OUT HIS FEELINGS.
sorry. Still mad about that. Carry on.
@@therealopaartist Lmao
I've seen that movie so many times that if I close my eyes or something after reading this comment I can see the scene in my head
@@therealopaartist she needs to sort out her priotities...
@@therealopaartist there's a spoon from bookish box called Ron's emotional range 😂 you just reminded me of it 😂
“You tell those spiders Ron” was such a funny moment
"send this to someone who hasn't watched harry potter before"
includes: "Harry Potter is dead!"
and many other major spoilers we don’t warn you about
Isn't that actually an anti-spoiler since
Real spoilers
Harry Potter isn't really dead. :)
and cedric diggory’s death
@@Brick_One_A_Lego_Story Don't spoil it there are people seeing:)
Ye boi
Fun fact: Tom Felton forgot his line so he improvised with “Reading? I didn’t know you could read”
Really? That's cool...
@@bubblybubbles09 same i’ll
have to do some research
@@bubblybubbles09 Now I want to know too
@@bubblybubbles09 There wasn't an original line, in the original screenplay he makes the remark about where they've been then moves right on to the Weasley, but Crabbe/Goyle replied (when it wasn't in the script) saying "reading"
It should be i didnt know u wear glasses(thats what i read somewhere)
“How much for this?”
“5 galleons”
“How much for me?”
“5 galleons”
“I’m your brother”
“10 galleons”
Yup
He got the special treatment he wanted lol😂
ronald choosing-beggar weasley
XD just what he wanted!
Their facial expressions wen they say this 😂😂
"MY BODY'S GONE" was perfect lmao
Dumbledore: "Well ?"
Harry: "He's free. We did it."
Dumbledore: "Did what? Goodnight."
Did what?!?!?!!
That's the question😂😂🤔🤔
They did Azkaban stuff in the forest with Hermione 🥴
@@user-kz6lc6vg3clol context is fun
Always loved that one 🤣
“Oh yeah, I’ve beaten loads of times...”
Harry said calmly.
FIRST
I READ THIS AS IT PLAYED
*Calmly*
Must be nice😳🥺
LMFAO
Doctor: You have 3 minutes and 39 seconds to live.
Me:
It's all fun and games until there's an add
@@al1g8t0r9 And the internet problem
@@al1g8t0r9 youtube be like make it double
@@al1g8t0r9 oof
I would be praying. 😂
"I will attempt to penetrate you, you will attempt to resist"
-Severus Snape
"Is that a student"
Well technically its Draco Ferret Malfoy
"Nice one, Frank"
You should of had the quote “she needs to sort out her priorities”.
@@nataliejones8642 yes and “bloody hell”
I'm in the EverythingHP/Hogwarts discord server, and we've been told to say less memorable lines. For example, we aren't allowed to put 'you foul loath and evil little cockroach'
“Seriously woman. And you call yourself our mother”
Feet off the table!!
@@Freddo-g1o feet off the table
@@animebooklover8830 ready fred
Ready George!
*bottoms up!*
Honestly
HONESTLY woman. And you call urself a potterhead
jkjk lmao please dont take this seriously ❤️
Such an epic video. Thank you for your time and effort on it. So many awesome characters. Someone should make new songs about them!
U forgot “ItS LeViOsA NOT LeViOsAaaR”
I said the same thing 😔
maybe they didn't use it cause it's so over used...?
„Before either of you come up with another idea to get us killed. Or worse, EXPELLED
@@acaterinab she NeEdS to sort out her pRoItIEs
YEAH THE BEST THING
“Stop eating your best friend is missing “ reminds me of “Stoping taking pictures of yourself, your sister is going to jail”
Hey Hinazuki!!
Stop eating your bestfriend! Is missing.
@@pradyumnaerankar8391 Heyy Kakashi
Theres stop eating your best freind! Is missing
Then theres stop eating! Your bestfreind is missing
Get it😏
@@rushithasimini1366 ahh you know me!! I'm pretty well known afterall I guess. XD
“Cedric Diggory’s death was a tragic accident!”
“THATS MY BOY!”
I was laughing so hard
LMAO SAME
Pink lady just: It was SOO tragic!
Next clip: **Traumatized parent screaming**
Gorgeously cut.
A boy is dead. A boy is dead and you're laughing !
I saw this meme were umbridge said Cedric’s death was a tragic accident and Harry said sounds like your birth
@@kellenwhite8203 yessss 😂 its so true!
I love how RUclips recommends this to me knowing I've never watched a single harry potter scene ever
‘’Harry aggressively moaning’’
I THINK I JUST DIED- 😂
XD
No.
I also died like his parents-
😂😂😂
"We got a code blue in room 104," XD
Harry: "Crush it, don't cut it."
Also Harry: "she's got nice skin."
*Harry Potter,and his Psychopatic tendencies*
Literally multiple personalities. Which, when you think about it, isn't so weird as part of Voldemor lives in him lol
@@KanohiVahi Or as his friends call him, Tom Riddo.
Harry potters secret serial killer ways exposed
@@KanohiVahi I don't think that's weird I think that just makes sense
Lol I nearly choked in my own saliva🤣🤣
I love that minerva's line "why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?"
probably the best one
and Ron’s like: “believe me professor, I’ve been asking myself the same thing for 6 years.”
@@sofiazenone lmao i laughed so hard when he said that 🤣
❤same. 😂
@@sofiazenone Ron's comment made the scene even better.
So popular it became a meme template
Ngl some of these caught me off guard😭 Nice one james! I teard up
"The spiders want me to tap Dance"
"You just tell the spiders,Ron"
"Yeah Yeah eahhh"
Lol his dreams
I share a room with my sister and she has nightmares a lot, and this is pretty much how I handle it every time.
You tell them Ron, you tell them **nods** 😂😂😂😂
Ron: hey hermione you're a girl
Hermione: well spotted 👏
Everyday at school for me. (I'm mtf to clarify)
Harry's look of fear between those lines is the best though
@@potatosoupgirl Umbridge school of strict black magic ruclips.net/video/g5bijJK5k14/видео.html
Ron reminds me of Patrick here and Hermione of Sandy Cheeks, because Patrick said something similar in the episode "Pressure"
One that would be funny to add:
“Now, place your right hand on my waist.”
“Where?”
“My waist.”
Edit: I've never gotten this many likes before, and I thank you all for enjoying my comment. ^^ I'm glad you found it funny. All my life I actually thought Ron said "where" instead of "what" because I could never properly hear him during the Yule ball scene in Harry Potter. Thanks for correcting me, though.
Also, I realized a lot of people thought I was quoting Parvati dancing with Harry, but I was quoting when McGonagall was trying to demonstrate the dance for the Yule ball with Ron.
ALSO HOW DID MY RANDOM COMMENT GET 4.4K LIKES IN FOUR DAYS LOL
It's not "what" it's "where" -_-
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*Fred and George intensifies*
899th like
yes the ball room dance..
“Nice one, James!” just broke my heart a million times again
The worst thing is that while watching this, the song i currently have stuck in my head is “wHeReS yO mAmA gOnE”
i saw a tiktok of harry crying with that in the background and now i can’t get it out of my head ahh
AHHAJASHA
@@EverythingHP Can u share it here?
@@angela_011 i saw it quite a while ago so i dont think i can find it anymore :/
@@EverythingHP Oh np😊
“I think you’re in love, Ron”
*_“Technically it’s a ferret”_*
is just so perfect out of context
“How do you know about Fluffy?”
“THAT *THING* HAS A NAME?!??”
It _did_ look kinda cute tho-
What's wrong with me
@@swetha3140 Yes, fluffy *was* cute
@@cassie2055 ✨very✨
“I’ve always wanted to use that spell”
R.I.P. Maggie smith
Fun fact: in the scene where Draco said “I didn’t know you could read” he actually forgot his line and made that up. The directors thought it was funny so they put it in.
srslyy? loll😂
@@gallaghergrl97 yep
What was his real line?
What was his line supposed to be?
Oh yes that's right.
Here’s some to add:
“And I’m Malfoy.. Draco Malfoy”
“i’M GoNnA tElL MaH fAtHeR aBoUt tHis”
“Give it here, Malfoy”
"give it here malfoy"
"no❤"
"mY fAtHeR wIlL hEaR aBoUt ThIs"
Yes, Draco, we know, Draco...
This is not that interesting😭🤚
You and you bloody chicken
@@kata1261 is that a threat?
"I can TOUCH you now"
"Harry aggressively moaning"
Lolololol💀💀💀
AAAAHHHHH *breaths in* AHHHH
Ok, sorry
BRO WHY 😂😂😂😣😣😣
Why
2:26
NOOO
Bro you forgot the best line in HP history
"iTs KiLlEd Meh, ItS kIlLed mEh"
HOW DID I MISS OUT!? I was even there!
Where's that from
@@Tdoggy123 discord
same
I made it to 999 likes, ONE MORE!!!
@@kilzfordays I got the 1K mark
“Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.”
**ron vomiting slugs**
these funny moments make me watch harry pottah again :)
maybe one day Draco will spit when he will say pottah
EAT SLUGS
“Harry, your vision is horrible.” (Herimone changed into Harry)
“Bill, don’t look. I’m hideous”
@@QuackEternal yess!! That’s the one I wanted too but I couldn’t remember the line. Thank you!
imagine ppl who don't know that it's Hermione react to that tho 😳
@@maitreyikulkarni6045 exactly! That’s the point 😂 it’s out of context ...
...
It's so chaotic- I love harry potter so much and I can't stop watching this!!😂😂😂 it's so amazing like- there is no stops it's just quote after quote chaos after chaos 😂😂
"Severus don't be a fool"
"He can't help it it's habit by now."
"Sirius be quiet"
"Quiet yourself Remus!"
My favorite quote
Severus the severe.
Remus: *gives up entirely*
I was going to like your comment but it's at 394 and I wouldn't feel right...
@Natasha Batool Rizvi Prisoner of Azkaban. I don't remember if it's just a movie thing though
Same-
Excuse me but where is “we could have died, or worse, been Expelled!”
Now I'm going to bed Before you both think of another idea to get us all killed or worse expelled
@@dhirendrapatel8603 Well if we’re correcting quotes here, “Now, if you two don’t mind I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled”
@@coreyklaustermeier7329 nice😂
@@coreyklaustermeier7329I think it should be "you two"
@@dhirendrapatel8603 Yep, thanks. Stupid auto correct
Why am I so dirty minded?
“I cAn ToUcH yOu nOw”
*Harry aggressively moaning*
I wish I didn’t get that.
👁️👄👁️
I'll never see that scene the same way again
akbasjhbasjdbk bro same lmaoooo
ruclips.net/video/vUUxZcEiyT8/видео.html
ALTERNITIVE TITLE: chaotic Harry Potter out of context
Sirius: *”Nice one, James!”*
Me: **sobbing intensifies**
And that is why I cried watching this. My friends who didn't read the books didn't really get it which only made me cry harder.
I just started humming Astronomia(the coffin dance song) because I thought it fit
AHHH NOOO
@Daphne Merwolf CEDRIC NO 😭
@Daphne Merwolf 🤧🤧🤧🤧
ron: "it's no joke- i'm in love with her"
harry: "alright fine you're in love with her, have you ever actually met her?"
"No. Do you think you could introduce me?"
“It’s called online dating Harry, you should try it sometime.”
@@jster4702 lmao
@@jster4702 If Ron knew about the internet:
@@jster4702 If Ron didn’t call a telephone a fellyphone:
My favorite part about Ron's "you're going to suffer, but you're going to be happy about it" is that it technically came true. Harry "died" and was quite content about it.
He suffered through a lot of shit in 3rd year, but he learned about his godfather.
So really, Ron wasn't wrong.
Ron also says a lot of stuff that ends up actually happening. Off the top of my head is in Philosopher's Stone.
"I'm gonna kill Fred! He said *we had to wrestle a troll* "
Ron Weasley is a seer. He's less of a fraud than Trelawney.
@@Mr-Trox lmao true lol
But trelawney was technically correct when she said Harry would die an early death, since Harry sorta died I the forbidden forest
I like how you just see Hermione smiling at him trying not to laugh as he says it
@@Mr-Trox lol Well Fred TOLD him that so he wasn't exactly predicting it.
I have read all the books, fillers, watched all the movies and yet I still rest my case the Harry is a Masochist.
"Blimey, thats one big woman" IMAGINE SENDING THEM TO SOMEONE WHO NEVER WATCHED THE GOBLET OF FIRE
“Mom, can we get Harry Potter?”
“No, we have Harry Potter at home.”
*Harry Potter at home* :
Sooo... you have normal Harry Potter?
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"Mum. Mummy, have you seen my jumper?"
"Yes dear, it was on the cat."
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Looks at harry with wide eyes...
Harry: oh hello!
“Tastes like goblin piss”
Ron:
“Brilliant”
" You've had much experience with that I suppose, Mad Eye?.........
Just trying to defuse the tension. "
I just frikin died ahahhahdhehh
I was wondering how he'd know what Goblin piss would taste like.
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@@Andre-16039 maybe coz of those every flavour beans😂
As someone who has never watched or read harry potter, and before this had seen about 3 clips of it in my life, this is mind blowing 🤯🤯🤯
harry potter. the only franchise where being seen is worse than death
... or expulsion
Or getting expelled...
yall NEED to sort out your priorities
Or worse
*_expelled_*
If you all don't mind I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, *_ExPeLLeD_*
“severus.. stop being a fool”
“-he can’t help it it’s habit by now-“
“SIRIUS BE QUIET”
"Be quiet yourself Remus!"
"Look at you two, fighting like an old married couple"
😂😂
"BE QUIET YOURSELF REMUS!!!!"
"We could have been killed, or worse EXPELLED"
Exactly, this one is missing
She needs to sort out her priorities 🙄
@@movieedits9051 they are definitely sorted. Lol
@@DefinitelyHumanGamer yes definetly
I absolutely loved this but we’re is : “ oH iTs KiLlEd MeH iTs KiLlEd MeH” and “mY fAtHeR wIlL hEaR aBoUt ThIs” also “yOu AnD yOuRe BlOoDy ChIcKeN” 😂
Hermione: NO YOU CANT 🧍♀️
LMAO WHY DOES SHE STAND LIKE THAT
cOnt*
Yeah...
tHeRe mUsT bE AnOthEr wAy
@@usbbangtan oh yes I can
“And you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon”
“Training for the ballet, Pottah?”
“Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?”
"Go tell those spiders, Ron."
"Y-yeah I'll tell them tomorrow."
I love that part 😭😭
"Will u stop eating?! You're best friend Is Missing" The Funniest best line I've ever heard💀.
“You know the spell Harry”
“DADDY’S BACK”
“The Ministry doesn’t send people to Azkaban for blowing their Aunts”
Hermione: excuse me I have to go and vomit
Ron: vomits
That was hilarious!!! Some of these edits were spot on😂😂
Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was just a tragic accident
Everyone: Like your existance
LOL
378 likes in just 2 days??? Damn. Thanks 🥰
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" RUn AloNg ANd PlaY witH YOur ChEmisTry SeT" iconic sirius that is
“You know the spell Harry.” “DADDYS BACK”
🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes my favorite spell
🤣🤣
I thought I'm the only one 😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂
I choked on my water when I heard: “he disagrees. He thinks you won’t last five.”
That was definitely the best one
And the perfectly cut off scream at the end.
@@MHScrat "wh-"
five... what, seconds, like a true gamer?
I thought i was the only one who laughed at that XD. It really is funny out of context
"Send this to someone who hasn't watched harry potter before"
"I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!"
Oops spoiler!
Luckily, i've been spoiled enough to not care about that lmao
That’ll go over well
that is the soul reason I will never send this to someone. I hate spoilers.
Ikr !!!!
“I owned the whole black family! :D”
-Slughorn
Slughorn would like to collect you Harry. ~ Dumbledore
Me: *slowly sends to best friend*
SAMEEE , we are potterheads:D
sameee lol i’ve been begging her to watch harry potter maybe this will help
But now she has been spoiled multiple things
Lucky, I don’t have one lol
sameee
“You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Do you miss your family?”
BRED IN CAPTIVITY
I see 👀
That’s *me* too.
My favorite moment is the scene where they go:
Hermione: "Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse… expelled!"
Ron: "She needs to sort out her priorities!"
But then the Dutch version. In the Dutch version Ron reacts with "Ze is nog gekker dan een hond met drie koppen'' which translates to "She's even crazier than a dog with three heads!''
😂
Wait, thats awesome 😆
CERBERUS lol
@@regularMB His name is FLUFFY
I was waiting for that scene how is it missing?
@@masterdragon2698lol they were prob thinking about TLT haha
This video is absolute perfection
“Well done, Draco. Well done.”
(Voldemort gives Draco an awkward hug and pat)
Fun fact: That hug was improvised by the actor playing Voldemort and it was so awkward and weird they kept it
Good, Anakin, good!
Dumbledore - "I always hated these curtains, set them on fire in my fourth year"
Ron: "She needs to sort out her priorities."
The Fat Lady: *singing shrill notes*
Harry: "Fortuna major"
The Fat Lady: *still singing*
Harry: "Fortuna major."
The Fat Lady: *continues screaming until she shatters the glass on the frame* "Ahh! With just the sound of my voice!"
Harry: "Fortuna. Major."
The boys, entering: "Okay, but she can't sing!"
Gilderoy Lockhart: "Can everybody see me? Can everybody hear me? Good!"
Gilderoy Lockhart: "It was only too obvious what you were going to do."
McGonagall: "Perhaps I should transfigure one of you into a pocket watch, maybe then, you'll be on time?"
Hermione: "I'm not an owl!"
"I'm not an owl!" should be in there for sure
"none of you remembered that my favorite color is l i l a c"
the random "my body's gone" definitely got me