Netflix's Decisions are a Very Funny Joke

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  • Netflix has announced some decisions that have made me question the very world in which I live.
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  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 4 года назад +7651

    The reason they wrote "Choose humanity" on all of the posters is because they made all the human characters so unbearable, they knew people would start rooting for the aliens to wipe them all out.

    • @rinslittlesheepling1652
      @rinslittlesheepling1652 4 года назад +255

      Pretty solid theory.

    • @ayhuz
      @ayhuz 4 года назад +126

      @Rin's little sheepling it’s not a theory it’s straight facts

    • @nolanolivier6791
      @nolanolivier6791 4 года назад +89

      That makes complete sense. It did really seem as though it was engineered revulsion.

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 4 года назад +13

      This is exactly what i was thinking, Is there a kill counter somewhere yet lol

    • @ottercar1493
      @ottercar1493 4 года назад +5

      i think this isnt a wrong decision tbh i think its meant to be the voice in the crew's head thats saying sacrifice yourself for humanity, still a shit show

  • @Im_Evie_Now
    @Im_Evie_Now 4 года назад +4104

    The woman who excitedly announced that Another Life was coming back for a Season 2 was by far the best piece of acting I’ve seen related to that show. She did a brilliant job acting like she was actually excited.

    • @dopey473
      @dopey473 4 года назад +103

      And she looked creepy af.

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 4 года назад +73

      I read that as "She did a brilliant job acting like she actually existed"

    • @konstantinstepanov5461
      @konstantinstepanov5461 4 года назад +46

      i mean has everyone forgotten about Battlestar Galactica?

    • @friendlyneighborhoodroofsh4737
      @friendlyneighborhoodroofsh4737 4 года назад +15

      This is a dead meme but, they had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @uneterostardust8233
      @uneterostardust8233 4 года назад +7

      BUUURNN

  • @sillygoose2878
    @sillygoose2878 4 года назад +1420

    Bruh imagine if the marketing for iron man was just “choose iron man”

    • @martinshoosterman
      @martinshoosterman 3 года назад +75

      Realistically, if they made an iron man 4, all the marketing would need to do is say "we made iron man 4"
      And that will guerenteed get 1 billion dollars.

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 3 года назад +46

      The difference there is that for Iron Man, that tagline would be completely unnecessary, as Tony Stark is such a well-written character with an entertaining egotistical persona along with an extremely compelling development arc, on top of one of the coolest gimmicks of any mainstream super hero. Nobody in their right mind would choose his antagonists; beyond the surface level idea of rooting for the good guy to overcome the bad guy, the villains are pretty weakly written in comparison.
      Another Life needs the tagline "choose humanity", because the human characters are so poorly written that some people might actually want to see the aliens wipe them out. They have to make sure that you know who you're supposed to root for, because watching the show, you get confused on who's the bad guy.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +1

      @@martinshoosterman Random, but:
      Some people try to be the 180 Degree Opposite
      of Cancel-Culture; trying to help the Plattform by using
      the Reportbutton, who was once meant to help, duh.
      Wanna hear more?

    • @somejew9163
      @somejew9163 3 года назад +8

      @@loturzelrestaurant no

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад

      @@somejew9163 Oh, ok.
      I guess youre one of those that need others to protect them, then.
      Thats ok.
      We others can do the responsible stuff and such.
      Its fine; really.

  • @bordje123
    @bordje123 4 года назад +1541

    Netflix's entire strategy is to basically constantly keep creating new originals to make it look like they have loads of IP and then cancelling them after 2-3 seasons when they have no more use for them. They clearly don't give a fuck if the show actually has a diehard following and critical acclaim like Bojack and Daredevil. Many disgruntled showrunners/cast and crew have vouched for this upon the constant sudden cancellations of projects they poured their heart and soul into. Charlie Cox (Daredevil) has even remarked on how hard it is for him to get roles since he was so used to not making eye contact due to acting as a blind guy for 3 years. They were full steam ahead for a 4th season and just got dropped out of nowhere. Fuck Netflix. All they care about is new subscriptions and paying exorbitant amounts for the rights for shite like Friends.

    • @ciararyan1871
      @ciararyan1871 3 года назад +5

      @Prometheus 306 eh stranger things has a cult following soo

    • @alucardtepes8402
      @alucardtepes8402 3 года назад +38

      @@ciararyan1871 So? It's still awful.

    • @gravityfalls1826
      @gravityfalls1826 3 года назад +30

      Daredevil cancelling had nothing to do with Netflix it was actually Kevin Feige. But Daredevil is returning for Spider-Man 3 anyway.

    • @HummusSpicey
      @HummusSpicey 3 года назад +7

      Sense 8 was awesome 😎

    • @romulofigueroadiaz480
      @romulofigueroadiaz480 3 года назад +20

      Okay but you can’t fault Netflix for the whole drama with their marvel shows, blame Disney

  • @SkratchersOtherWorseChannel
    @SkratchersOtherWorseChannel 4 года назад +5172

    Netflix: *cancels bojack*
    Also Netflix: *Hmm yes Big Mouth needs another season*

    • @eleanorrigby1580
      @eleanorrigby1580 4 года назад +487

      @@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan Who gives a fuck about reviews? It's a show made for idiots by idiots.

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 4 года назад +133

      @@eleanorrigby1580 normally, tv executives care about reviews!

    • @josiahgreene6712
      @josiahgreene6712 4 года назад +72

      Ah excuse me Im a teenager and big mouth is so RELIABLE so I’m need you untargeted ass to take that back

    • @blueguygaming1330
      @blueguygaming1330 4 года назад +217

      @@eleanorrigby1580 I personally like Big Mouth, and as someone who started Bojack last week I love it so far. I wouldn't say BM is a bad show, but it's just really fucking stupid

    • @SkratchersOtherWorseChannel
      @SkratchersOtherWorseChannel 4 года назад +54

      @@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan I thought what I seen of it was pretty shite, not "Another Life" shite but it was the same tier as modern Family Guy

  • @JohnSmith-qn3ob
    @JohnSmith-qn3ob 4 года назад +2841

    What I'm hearing is that Netflix is ignoring good content while promoting bad content.
    So Netflix is turning into RUclips?

    • @HiSodiumContent
      @HiSodiumContent 4 года назад +203

      _This one knows too much._

    • @vampenga9277
      @vampenga9277 4 года назад +78

      They still have Big Mouth on their service so...yeah, that's a very accurate statement.

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 4 года назад +8

      @@vampenga9277 and they kicked Bojack off

    • @lightish3754
      @lightish3754 4 года назад +42

      You give Netflix too much credit!
      They're making the good stuff bad as well.

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 4 года назад +1

      @@madcow4863 How do you know that bojack had bad views

  • @sagecolvard9644
    @sagecolvard9644 4 года назад +1047

    Even after re-litigating the 1 Hz/second, still nobody has mentioned what I see as the biggest problem with it. He's talking about music. If he meant to say "lower it to 1 Hz", that can only ever be one single note, and that note will be lacking its overtones. If he intended to say "lower it by 1 Hz/second", then the entire piece would be shifted downwards, but it would also become extremely out of tune. This is because the pitch of a note is caused by its relative frequency against other notes. An "octave" is the interval between two of the same note, and that is not a specific gap in frequency, its a ratio of 1:2
    Like, the note middle C is usually 262 Hz in western music, and the next C above it is 524. After 100 seconds of reducing the frequency by 1 Hz/second, middle C would be 162, and high C would be 424 even though it should be 324, and now it's so badly out of tune that the music becomes unrecognizable. This is true of every other interval between any two notes, as they are all based on ratios like this.

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 года назад +7

      If you don't mind me asking, what is "C"?

    • @ekrotte8714
      @ekrotte8714 4 года назад +47

      @@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 he is referring to C as in music notes
      c d e f g a h c (pls don t kill me for the order)

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 4 года назад +58

      @@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457C is just a note. Like all notes, it can be played in different octaves, which are 8 steps apart.
      Middle C, the specific C I was talking about, is the note exactly between Treble and Bass clef, on the first ledger line below Treble and above Bass. It being exactly between the two main clefs makes it useful as a reference point.

    • @donovandelozier7156
      @donovandelozier7156 3 года назад +5

      @@ekrotte8714 *a b c, not h

    • @ser5528
      @ser5528 3 года назад +13

      You all forgetr that if you drop such a loud music to 1 Hz.... everyone nearby WILL DIE. Infrasound fuck with your heart and nervous system

  • @blueroman5538
    @blueroman5538 3 года назад +393

    They also canceled “I am not okay with this” which is honestly one of the best shows of last year

    • @unfunny982
      @unfunny982 3 года назад +29

      Such an underrated comment and to be honest I am also very angry that they canceled I’m not OK with this

    • @aceseven277
      @aceseven277 3 года назад +21

      I AM SO ANGRY. THEIR REASONING SUCKED.

    • @thenightpanda2775
      @thenightpanda2775 3 года назад +15

      Lol yh everyone I know who watched it loved it. It had such a good cast as well. I really wanted a season 2!!

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +1

      Random, but:
      Some people try to be the 180 Degree Opposite
      of Cancel-Culture; trying to help the Plattform by using
      the Report Button, who was once meant to help, duh.
      Wanna hear more?

    • @svetlanakholmetskaya6282
      @svetlanakholmetskaya6282 3 года назад +1

      WAIT WHAT WHAT THE FUUUCK WHY

  • @Rocksteady72a
    @Rocksteady72a 4 года назад +727

    Another Life is like if Sharknado took itself seriously.

    • @elana1463
      @elana1463 4 года назад +20

      So you mean like the first Sharknado movie?
      That series only got good in the 2nd part when they acknowledged how insane everything was

    • @jd1800
      @jd1800 4 года назад +17

      @@elana1463 I think they just ramped up the insanity for the second Sharknado because they felt that they needed to one up themselves to maintain viewership. I don't think they ever took the first one seriously. The ambiguity of whether or not it was a parody just made it all the more surreal.

  • @shagaGM
    @shagaGM 4 года назад +1154

    "Haveing seen the show multiple times to review it.."
    Netflix: Well, people keep rewatching this show, they must like it.

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 4 года назад +21

      I mean yeah, that’s how business works. If they make money, they win, wether it’s good or bad publicity.

    • @fatalmistakes7773
      @fatalmistakes7773 4 года назад +27

      Not true, stars wars battlefront 2. Try telling me the bad publicity helped the game in any way. I avoided that shit like the plague and wish genuine harm comes to the people that thought "it's star wars people will buy it no matter how shit it is"

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 4 года назад +6

      @@fatalmistakes7773 At least the game is alot better now.

    • @fatalmistakes7773
      @fatalmistakes7773 4 года назад +45

      @@mathunit1 yeah, it only took the intervention of a few countries threatening to impose laws against loot boxes, I know it's all the publisher EA but there greed is boundless

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 года назад +12

      Wait! So, if I rewatch "bojack horseman" multiple times, will it come back too..? Gather a group, Feb! I know what to do today.

  • @heimdal4730
    @heimdal4730 3 года назад +417

    It’s funny how quick Netflix’s choices went from hilariously stupid to creepy perverted.

    • @lablimpet
      @lablimpet 3 года назад +13

      Yeh

    • @TheRockruffWhoCries
      @TheRockruffWhoCries 2 года назад +1

      The reactions would be like:
      ruclips.net/video/eIAFkGPdoa8/видео.html

    • @bloodlustshiva1
      @bloodlustshiva1 2 года назад +7

      I would call shit like Cuties criminal and perverted, whoever came up with and approved that being made should be in prison.

  • @crowsscareme9342
    @crowsscareme9342 4 года назад +78

    5:22 entire time she was talking I was just super worried because she’s smiling like she’s being held at gunpoint

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 3 года назад +12

      ...perhaps she actually was. If I was an actor in this show and had any functional brain I would rather punch myself unconscious than announcing a second season with a stupid smile...

  • @Flint_Ironstagg
    @Flint_Ironstagg 4 года назад +2010

    Netflix Exec #1: Ok, Disney+ has just launched. They have Marvel, Star Wars, all their animated classics, and everything under the Fox umbrella. What do we do to compete?
    Netflix Exec #2: Greenlight Another Life Season 2.

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 года назад +30

      Honestly man maybe it’s just the nostalgia talking but Netflix has been so dry lately imo, I’ve been using D+ a lot more.

    • @anidiot2818
      @anidiot2818 4 года назад +14

      I always disliked most Netflix shows.
      Almost every show I watched has the same set and story.
      Evil, way to lucky bad guy finds the main characters and starts manipulate every single one of them without problems.
      And its this annoying manipulating thing combined with the massive luck by the bad guy, but also stupidity by the good guys, that stretches through a whole season and it just pisses me off.
      Could say, the bad guy is kind of a Mary Sue.
      It was the same with Locke & key, Lost in Space, iron fist S2...

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 4 года назад +12

      My opinion is that if you give either your money, you're just being lazy and you're actively supporting manipulative business practices that constantly work to milk the customer out of every dollar they possibly can while doing the *bare* minimum to please them *just* enough that you'll throw your money at them.
      You can *very* easily get anything posted on Netflix, Disney+, or any other streaming service, or any media at all really for *free* . This is our best tool to fight against big businesses trying to constantly fuck us over

    • @brokinwand92
      @brokinwand92 4 года назад +4

      Netflix Exec #1: You son of a bitch, I'm in

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 года назад +30

      Xvladin dude it’s only 5.83 a month and piracy websites usually have terrible video quality. And if everyone took your advice, there’d be no more TV shows or movies because they wouldn’t be funded/supported by consumers and there’d be no way for the creators to keep track of how many people are watching something.

  • @edithprince5305
    @edithprince5305 4 года назад +1838

    It’s such a testament to the writers of Bojack that they were able to take what was clearly 2 seasons of content and make it a perfect ending regardless. I’m honestly never gonna forgive Netflix for fucking them over though. Screw Another Life

    • @gamefan987
      @gamefan987 4 года назад +38

      @Sunlok wait ... BoJack was cancelled ?

    • @patrickchoque7720
      @patrickchoque7720 4 года назад +26

      Sunlok yeah, I think BoJack ended fine, but Tuca and Bertie is annoying

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 4 года назад +50

      I dunno about you but I'd rather see a show end than become Fairly Odd Parents. If it's cancelled when they still have good episodes, it is beloved and revered as a classic. FOP is shameless and shit because it was dragged out for 5 seasons longer than it needed to be.

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 4 года назад +11

      I said that but what I meant was that, if a show runs for so long and keeps getting viewers, Netflix will run it right into the ground. Character development is great and I love this show but I'd still rather not see it run I to the ground like a plane crash.

    • @samboujaiteh3331
      @samboujaiteh3331 4 года назад +6

      Bojack Horseman is in my top 2 favorite adult animated series ever, right behind The Boondocks (sans Season Four). But I don’t think it could have expected a more appropriate ending for that show.

  • @srodefer
    @srodefer 4 года назад +1190

    I think the title is Another Life because they are referring to the aliens, who are another life[form]

    • @crow6120
      @crow6120 4 года назад +38

      .... good point?

    • @crow6120
      @crow6120 4 года назад +38

      @@Tabaxi546 I can accept that.

    • @eGFcodjumper
      @eGFcodjumper 4 года назад +63

      I felt like it was obvious what the title referred to, but definitely a shit;show

    • @roboglobe6242
      @roboglobe6242 4 года назад +20

      Yo mama another life[form]

    • @mojojojo560
      @mojojojo560 4 года назад +4

      Astonishing!

  • @joshfatal
    @joshfatal 4 года назад +103

    My theory on Netflix's decision to cancel shows, is they want to keep getting more and more different audiences subscribing, so they have to keep churning out different kinds of shows to turn heads. Of course, they can't afford to keep all the shows that already exist, so they start shuffling shows out and it's really stupid.

    • @alexturlais8558
      @alexturlais8558 4 года назад +11

      Exactly, noones going to cancel their Netflix subscription, so the people on Netflix are unhappy but it appeals to new audiences who arent subscribers.

    • @IsaacIsaacIsaacson
      @IsaacIsaacIsaacson 3 года назад +17

      @@cassi5420 The problem with that stat is that... so few shows go past 3-4 seasons anymore, its instantly creating its own confirmation bias.

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 2 года назад +2

      @@IsaacIsaacIsaacson it's more of a survivorship bias than just confirmation, i think? or something like that. But yeah, they're creating their own feedback loop that's sending their quality down the drain.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 2 года назад

      That theory actually makes a lot of sense, wtf

  • @ArlanKels
    @ArlanKels 4 года назад +782

    Could I write a better show?
    Maybe
    Could a lot of people?
    Definitely

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 4 года назад +33

      My pet dog could write a better show. And she's 2 months old.

    • @EdenHolder
      @EdenHolder 4 года назад +28

      @@lorddrayvon1426 What would the plot be of this show from your puppy? I feel like it would largely be dependent on her breed. Like a Labrador would write a sitcom with laugh tracks but a German Shepherd would write a badass action movie.

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 4 года назад +3

      @@EdenHolder the point was to that dogs, a species less intelligent that us, and the youngest if thier type can write a more inteligent script. There was nothing clever in that and no greater meaning.

    • @queend9604
      @queend9604 4 года назад +17

      @@EdenHolder Kinda wanna see a show/movie written by a dog now.

    • @DragonFang409
      @DragonFang409 4 года назад +13

      @Sain | I don’t really think a German Shepard would write an action movie. I know they tend to be seen as fierce guard dogs, but every German Shepard I’ve might has been so calm and kind, more so than, say, a Jack Russel or Bison Frise.

  • @SWTobito0702
    @SWTobito0702 4 года назад +1431

    " 'Dark matter and dark energy, both of which are invisible,-' I think they just heard the word 'dark'."
    I can't even with this show, holy shit.😂

    • @tucan6376
      @tucan6376 4 года назад +95

      Oh, don't forget about the masterpiece of writing that is someone's spine *falling out of their back*. A human being, most likely with help from other human beings wrote that into existence on some poor sheet of paper that was about to become this shitshow of a script.

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 4 года назад +32

      @@tucan6376 I think it might have been written by A.I.

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 4 года назад +64

      Let's not forget the smart aliens who transmitted the color white in binary, which in actuality would just be a completely monotonous signal.

    • @mortuossaeculi5782
      @mortuossaeculi5782 4 года назад +7

      @@Sugarman96 no, that's not how data transmition works, RGB for example would be 3 low signals separated by nothing, assuming you were only comunicating colours in the manner you seem to think it works.
      If they undersood binary comunication it makes sense to transmit data in a format our tech can easily understand, especially for the more advanced civ, that's possibly the most sensible thing I've seen come out of this stupid as fuck show.

    • @jmlkhan5153
      @jmlkhan5153 4 года назад +7

      @@mortuossaeculi5782 Explain further what you mean by RGB being 3 low signals separated by nothing. What does that mean in practical terms please?

  • @thesewinggeekmiri9029
    @thesewinggeekmiri9029 4 года назад +222

    they cancelled Anne with an E, a show that has a wide international fanbase with great reviews and encouraging viewership numbers.
    but they're bringing back /this/ show for season 2.
    that's it! *flips table* there is no god, I give up!!

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +8

      Even satan wouldn’t approve of Netflix

    • @FlattRas
      @FlattRas 3 года назад +2

      Anne with an E was a co-production between Netflix and CBC.

    • @thesewinggeekmiri9029
      @thesewinggeekmiri9029 3 года назад +11

      @@FlattRas I know, and I know it was more of CBC's decision, but screw it, it stings that *this* is gonna go for another season, even if they already shot it before season 1 dropped.

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 3 года назад +3

      Nah. There IS a god, but he gave up on humanity like.... let me see real quick.... uh.... since like we were created in the first place...

    • @natesmodelsdoodles5403
      @natesmodelsdoodles5403 3 года назад +3

      @@andre_601 less that he gave up and more that we fucked things up so badly that the guy's been trying to keep us from completely destroying ourselves ever since.

  • @SozuSozin
    @SozuSozin 3 года назад +113

    I feel SO BAD for katee sackhoff. She’s a good actress when given good material. Look at bo katan. She fits that character perfectly

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 2 года назад +2

      Have you seen Longmire? She's one of the best characters on the show.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 2 года назад +10

      You could almost see her soul leaving her body when she announced season two in this video with the biggest fakest smile ever.

  • @ScotchBeard78
    @ScotchBeard78 4 года назад +405

    Netflix shows are typically shot as two "seasons" shot over one production year, so I doubt this series was "greenlit" for another season as much as it was already shooting the second half of the production year as the first season dropped. It's just industry jargon to make it sound positive. It wasn't picked up, it was already being shot.

    • @thecooletompie
      @thecooletompie 4 года назад +22

      This is also the reason why risky projects can have 1.5-2 years time between the first season releasing and the second season releasing.

    • @surprisedchar2458
      @surprisedchar2458 4 года назад +47

      The only thing that needs to be shot is me after hearing that Another Life even made it past editing.

    • @jamesmorriscreations
      @jamesmorriscreations 4 года назад +4

      @Surprised Char fucking brilliant 😂😂

    • @aaronghunter
      @aaronghunter 4 года назад

      @@surprisedchar2458 Saving pennies by not repainting the burnt out mobile home, really.

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 3 года назад

      I just wish the show was shot.... in the head. Like for real...

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 4 года назад +1443

    "I feel a great way to demonstrate how stupid Another Life is is to just tell you what happens in it."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @larzguy3714
      @larzguy3714 4 года назад

      SHUT UP. WHAT HAVE YOU WATCHED THIS YEAR? STAR WARS? JUST TO COMPLAIN. NETFLIX WERE WILLING TO INVEST 200 MILLION IN A ORIGINAL MOVIE, AND YET YOU COMPLAIN LIKE A FATBOY DUMBOY.

    • @someanimal3506
      @someanimal3506 4 года назад +30

      Lars Olavsgaard Bruh, chill, they invested in trash.

    • @bowsercake3336
      @bowsercake3336 4 года назад +25

      Lars Olavsgaard you’re trolling right?

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 4 года назад +26

      Lars Olavsgaard This particular comment was an absolute transcendent experience to read.

    • @larzguy3714
      @larzguy3714 4 года назад

      @@someanimal3506 nope! Have you seen The Irishman you little boy?

  • @Gaunerchen
    @Gaunerchen 4 года назад +66

    Science Fiction Script writers: 'let's ignore the 'science' part'

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 3 года назад

      Well, they got the fiction part right

  • @AMetroid
    @AMetroid 4 года назад +183

    Show A: 95% positive on 1k reviews
    Show B: 95% negative on 10k reviews
    Looks like people really like watching Show B, it got way more views. RENEW

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +2

      Gamefreak-Defenders and arguably even
      Modern Doctor Who Defenders
      have a Single Excuse: Nostalgia.
      Their Emotions make them; which it shouldnt do though; irrational
      and cringey and embarassing.
      But this Show? Those that think this is Top-Quality
      and that we should definetly 'Choose Humanity'?!?!
      ?
      This is not a Show that exploits your Nostalgia, is it?
      So: WTF?
      Just like with Pokemon and Star Trek and Doctor Who,
      we have a Burning Franchise - but this One here is totally
      young, so why do people even defend it irrationally??
      Anyway: Kinda off-topic from the rest of my comment,
      but please do
      unsub to Netflix. Things like 'Cuties' and also what is
      said in this video all forms a Giant Ball of Messiness
      and its just not a Plattform you wanna support, tbh.
      Ok?

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 3 года назад +6

      @@loturzelrestaurant LMAOOOOO shut up

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +1

      @@sptflcrw8583 Oh god, what a cringe-comment.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад

      @@sptflcrw8583 Have you read your own comment?
      I mean, its not just rude=embarassing that is actively making you look cringe-worthy enough for me to make a Screenshot and make a living out of just that... no, its more.
      So much more.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +1

      @@sptflcrw8583 I mean, look at this.
      Just look at it:
      " LMAOOOOO shut up"
      Its so short, but embarassing. Making the other person laugh about you and even people coincidentally in the Room "Hey, people, look what i just got! Haha!"
      Literally.
      The Extra-Letters... the cringe... it all forms such a perfect unified cringeyness, embarassing Sptfcrw to the ground, until he screams for his Mommy.

  • @mortuossaeculi5782
    @mortuossaeculi5782 4 года назад +532

    "Obviously I'm going to choose humanity" Now hold on right there buddy, If this is the best humanity can send for first contact no wonder the aliens are hostile.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +8

      *HERESY! DO NOT SUFFER THE XENO TO LIVE*

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад

      First contact... WAS A SEXTING PIC
      SETI: ...WHY IS THE REPLY IN JAPANESE?!
      "JAPANESE GOVERNMENT LOCKS DOWN JAPAN... AHAIN!!!"

  • @andrewmandrona7891
    @andrewmandrona7891 4 года назад +743

    As for the frequency, you can't "drop" a song into one frequency. That would keep it from being music. Also, one Hertz is such a low frequency that it would take several seconds to even understand that a note _might_ be being played. It's so flawed on so many levels I really wish Netflix would just stop making things.

    • @donovandelozier7156
      @donovandelozier7156 4 года назад +67

      wait... random thought... did the writers of another life think that infra-sound was reached by slowing down the changing pitches of the music to one hertz per second, and that doing that would make it unhearable to our human ears?

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +23

      @@donovandelozier7156
      Yes

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 года назад

      well they made bojack stranger things... and I'm blanking

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +2

      @@awesomegaymer5786
      ...wtf are you talking about?

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 года назад

      @@Richard_Nickerson he said Netflix should just stop making things

  • @grimawormtongue1949
    @grimawormtongue1949 4 года назад +141

    Also, you can't change the pitch of music by 1 Hz/second.
    Music is a composition of notes. Imagine 2 notes, one at 800Hz, the other at 400Hz in the original. They have a harmonic relation of 2:1.
    Now you drop the pitch 1Hz/second for 100 seconds. So is one note now 700Hz and the other 300Hz? No, that's impossible because however much you'd reduced the pitch, the harmonic relations of the notes would remain the same, and 700/300 =/= 800/400.
    And there is no "base" frequency of the music.
    Reducing the music by one Hz per second is MEANINGLESS for reasons that are separate to the fact the subtitles show he said "to" and not "by", and the fact that it happened very quickly.

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 3 года назад

      Oh wow, this actually makes sense to me now. I saw another comment trying to explain it but I didn't get it. You explained it perfectly!

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 года назад +3

      yeah, pitching things down by a hertz offset rather than a ratio really breaks music, i tried it with a resynthesis engine on a synth (harmor) and it sounded
      not good

    • @grimawormtongue1949
      @grimawormtongue1949 3 года назад

      @@SimonWoodburyForget Yes because of harmonic relations. Think about it.

    • @grimawormtongue1949
      @grimawormtongue1949 3 года назад

      @@SimonWoodburyForget I don't even know what you're talking about.
      Everything I've said is correct. Reducing an audio recording by some number of Hz is meaningless.

    • @saoranachnah-alba723
      @saoranachnah-alba723 3 года назад +2

      @@grimawormtongue1949 It isnt 'meaningless', per se, as it is possible, it would just sound horrible as all the harmonic frequencies wouldn't have ratios. There would still be sound produced, it would just sound awful.

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 4 года назад +39

    You mean the platform that sponsors all Adam Sandler and his friends' movies doesn't know what it is doing? The hell you say.

  • @Nuvizzle
    @Nuvizzle 4 года назад +1035

    Bojack Horseman will definitely go down in history as one of the greatest artistic productions in this era of television/streaming. The idea that Netflix would have their hands full of pure gold like that and toss it away so they can scoop up fistfuls of dog shit instead is just incredible.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 4 года назад +54

      Makes me reeeaaaally concerned about the fate of The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, the Lost In Space reboot, and Locke & Key. It makes me think that any show on Netflix right now that is even slightly sophisticated, or a little more niche, or just not pandering to Happy Madison productions guzzling nimrods who think The Ranch is the goddamned zenith of comedy tv shows, will be cancelled by these Netflix execs who wouldn’t know how to market a slightly more niche show to save the lives of their families from a blood thirsty pack of trained attack Tigers.

    • @SDguy3030
      @SDguy3030 4 года назад +14

      F is for family is a great show on Netflix, and the irishman deserved 2 oscars

    • @DragonFang409
      @DragonFang409 4 года назад +3

      @Popcultureguy3000 | I’m worried about AoR in particular. LiS has gotten a second season, so it’s got a better chance of getting a third, but AoR is pretty niche and I really fear that they’ll cancel it.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 4 года назад +21

      Epicword that’s not why it was cancelled, it was cancelled because corporate groupthink says animation labor unions are *eeeeeviiillll!*

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 4 года назад +2

      ehh to be honest if you compare the visual appeal and general vitality of the animation to that of the Simpsons in the 90s it really does not compare, and visuals is an important aspect of screen based art and media. The story always feels too subservient to the 'realness' cliche to me, I am biased against it as I dislike streaming services as a rule.

  • @noamotagoveia2363
    @noamotagoveia2363 4 года назад +611

    Also, even if the ship where flying in the middle of a spaghetti cloud, shouldn't the engineers made the ship some kinda of navigation system that don't depend on how well you can see in space?

    • @JayExci
      @JayExci  4 года назад +147

      pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

    • @robbyhenton8038
      @robbyhenton8038 4 года назад +62

      I mean this could kinda be some sort of be an excuse for the show I guess...
      If you have advanced futuristic sensors which perhaps use some form of lasers to detect up coming objects... perhaps dark matter stops these lasers from working? Though of course this is fucking dumb cause who would make a main sensory system on a space ship which can be blocked by like 50% of the matter in the known universe...

    • @chemputer
      @chemputer 4 года назад +3

      @Cyrus Wolfe Sense ORS.

    • @pyrenviii3053
      @pyrenviii3053 4 года назад +6

      @Cyrus Wolfe "back in my day...."

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +5

      I saw the koala and was like "whoa, I didn't know I already commented!"

  • @bucca2
    @bucca2 4 года назад +30

    See, if I were writing this show, “Another Life” would refer to the fact that being on the ship is a separate life from being on earth and requires living and making decisions differently. “Choose humanity” would then be not choosing the physical species of humanity, but the emotional humanity, i.e. morals. And choosing to stick to your morals in the face of unprecedented consequences.
    Then again, if I wrote this show, I’d quit writing for good.

    • @xzscvbnm
      @xzscvbnm 6 месяцев назад +1

      But like, that's a whole different story. At what point does rewriting the source material go from "fixing the story" to writing an entirely different story?
      Like Another Life's premise is such blatant dickcheese and this isn't. This is leagues above whatever Another Life is going for; do you see what I'm getting at? It can't be saved without literally being a different story. That's how bad it is.

  • @Lars_Hermsen
    @Lars_Hermsen 4 года назад +18

    “Alright, I’m gonna fucking accelerate this pen”
    Yeets the pen, smashing a hole into the wall. The pen accelerates. It’s going around 100 mph now, but it’s not stopping. It’s going around mach 3 now. The pen doesn’t burn up or slow down. It’s moved past lightspeed now, traveling back in time. It reaches maximum speed. The pen is the cause of the big bang.
    The pen is the creator, and the destroyer.

  • @AQDuck
    @AQDuck 4 года назад +363

    He clearly says "to".... Where's everyone getting "by" from?

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 4 года назад +124

      They pulled it from their incessant need to feel a smug sense of intellectual superiority over a random person on the internet

    • @Woodside235
      @Woodside235 4 года назад +36

      @@gasterblaster9817 The most smug person replying to all the comments also has a My Little Pony icon... It's always a damn brony.

    • @jenger9596
      @jenger9596 4 года назад +1

      @@Woodside235 but he *is* right.

    • @Woodside235
      @Woodside235 4 года назад +27

      @@jenger9596 He wasn't though. Like Pvt. Duckling said, the dude clearly says "to" not "by"

    • @lguffee4930
      @lguffee4930 4 года назад +26

      You know guys... maybe... just maybe... not every mistake someone on the internet is made with malicious intent to deceive. It’s very possible that their brains filled that sentence in with a word that made more sense while writing their comment. Memory isn’t perfect you know.
      Still, the pony was a jerk. May she forever be _saddled_ with the shame of her failure.
      please laugh i need validation from internet strangers

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 4 года назад +151

    "Dark matter? That's kinda like a black hole, right? That it's so black because it eats light so you can't see through it?" - the writers of Another Life, probably

    • @nurgle11
      @nurgle11 4 года назад +2

      but you can to a degree (lookup gravitational lensing)

    • @zaptrap4802
      @zaptrap4802 4 года назад +5

      @@nurgle11 omg you thought of the same thing i did. maybe some equipment on board uses electromagnetic radiation (like light) to detect the position of other stars and things, but with gravity, it affects the accuracy.

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y 3 года назад

      Andrew Dawson No

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 года назад

      Nah, they're just racist

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub 3 года назад +7

      @@zaptrap4802 I assure you that the writers never put as much thought into any decision ever made in the show as you just did to explain one dumb scene.

  • @madmechanicus9405
    @madmechanicus9405 3 года назад +52

    Who cares about the minor Hertz thing? Has everybody forgotten the "surprise" moon?

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- 3 года назад +2

      Can anyone tell me how they missed the moon? Please? I wanna know.

    • @madmechanicus9405
      @madmechanicus9405 3 года назад +4

      @@-JaggedGrace- It was "behind" the planet so they couldn't see it. -.-

    • @tianamaycry
      @tianamaycry 2 года назад +10

      What's weirder is that the moon wasn't causing any problems till they noticed it. Did it just get there or something?

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 2 года назад +4

      people in music care about the hertz thing.
      nobody argued the moon because it was undefendable.

  • @dislecsyk991
    @dislecsyk991 3 года назад +19

    I always like hearing praise for Bojack Horseman. Masterpiece of a show that somehow still feels like a well-kept secret.

  • @lieutenantnomad9198
    @lieutenantnomad9198 4 года назад +1133

    Disagreement, very upset. Another Life is actually a great show for heavy handed gentlemen.
    Geode

    • @Tree_-wp5zn
      @Tree_-wp5zn 4 года назад +118

      I put down agreement

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 4 года назад +48

      Jay Exci Cinematic Universe meta-humor.
      I love it!

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +33

      I like, firmly
      _UPTHUMBERED_

    • @holthogan5562
      @holthogan5562 4 года назад +19

      Agreement.

    • @diegogelinck8665
      @diegogelinck8665 4 года назад +12

      Another Life is a great show and has something for everyone.

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 4 года назад +308

    Most Netflix original series suck. They either instantly suck or start to suck when season 2 or 3 airs.

    • @albieemery2828
      @albieemery2828 4 года назад +35

      Hope The Umbrella Academy doesn’t follow this trend 🤞

    • @NimTV
      @NimTV 4 года назад +26

      Except for Bojack of course

    • @axl2519
      @axl2519 4 года назад +19

      Dark was a well written original series.I think it is the best original of Netflix but is so underrated.

    • @NimTV
      @NimTV 4 года назад

      AXL honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard of it

    • @axl2519
      @axl2519 4 года назад

      @@NimTV Give it a try.I think it is the best Sci-Fi series + it has an awesome soundtrack.

  • @TheShadowNetwork.
    @TheShadowNetwork. 3 года назад +31

    Normie: "Avengers endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history."
    Me, an intellectual: "Jay and Kurzgesagt!"

    • @Bmthighlights
      @Bmthighlights 3 года назад +2

      Daffy Duck and Donald in who Framed Roger Rabbit

    • @PlagueJesterSky
      @PlagueJesterSky 3 года назад

      Very exciting to see Kurz here!

  • @milkraviolis211
    @milkraviolis211 4 года назад +27

    how did she say "season two" without changing her facial expression from a smile.

  • @Keldiur
    @Keldiur 4 года назад +133

    The funny thing is is that the writers in old Star Trek and DW actually consulted actual scientists for its fiction. While not real, the foundation is actually inspired by real scientific fields.
    As a result, some of the shit on ST inspired real science. Amazing what happens when you put the legwork in writing.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +2

      Gamefreak-Defenders and arguably even
      Modern Doctor Who Defenders
      have a Single Excuse: Nostalgia.
      Their Emotions make them; which it shouldnt do though; irrational
      and cringey and embarassing.
      But this Show? Those that think this is Top-Quality
      and that we should definetly 'Choose Humanity'?!?!
      ?
      This is not a Show that exploits your Nostalgia, is it?
      So: WTF?
      Anyway: Kinda off-topic from the rest of my comment,
      but please do
      unsub to Netflix. Things like 'Cuties' and also what is
      said in this video all forms a Giant Ball of Messiness
      and its just not a Plattform you wanna support, tbh.
      Ok?

    • @Mona-kg6hy
      @Mona-kg6hy 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me about how I believe interstellar had scientists figure out how the light would move around a black hole as they wanted an accurate visual. Might be wrong, but I think that hadn't quite been figured out till then

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai 4 года назад +464

    The real question being: why would people watch this when The Expanse exists ?

    • @avozsaj
      @avozsaj 4 года назад +25

      I mean, can you blame them if they watch The Expanse and crave more?

    • @nsp6590
      @nsp6590 4 года назад +25

      I'm sorry guys but why are we even talking about this? Spiderman is coming out.

    • @arenkai
      @arenkai 4 года назад +14

      @@avozsaj
      I went to the audiobooks after season 1
      Narration is of impressive quality throughout !
      If you're a fan of the series I highly suggest giving the audiobooks a shot :D

    • @avozsaj
      @avozsaj 4 года назад +4

      @@arenkai I prefer reading myself, but thanks for the suggestion, I might go for it. :)

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 4 года назад +8

      Honestly I watched 4 episodes of the expanse and I was bored as fuck. The character were pretty boring and generic.

  • @Shizzy5321
    @Shizzy5321 3 года назад +15

    I wish bojack horseman got one more season the writers clearly wanted to do it

  • @TacticalAnt420
    @TacticalAnt420 3 года назад +5

    I could understand for the dark matter as if the gravity was strong enough it would bend light so they couldn’t see anything (like a black hole) but they would have the much bigger problem that they are about to get crushed by gravity.

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 4 года назад +169

    I read somewhere that Netflix is going to renew "Another Life" in effort to combat the newly-competitive Streaming market, what with the four other major streaming services that cropped up recently.
    ...as for why "Another Life" specifically...my guess? It's easy to rush production, since clearly they don't need to spend time on the writing or making sure the production values are top-notch or anything. Quality takes time, and right now Netflix seems more concerned with Quantity, because... uh... because.
    I mean, Netflix green-lit the film "Bright". Clearly they don't give a damn about quality.

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 4 года назад +11

      I don't know. I would need to try to write something as bad as Another Life. I would need to take time to make it stupid; intentionally bad.

    • @black_horse_lover2655
      @black_horse_lover2655 4 года назад +1

      And bright 2...

    • @TheAlexSchmidt
      @TheAlexSchmidt 4 года назад +16

      Bright at least was a pretty good and original concept, it just had poor execution (from what others have said and I've seen). While Another Life certainly could've been made to stand out, it has a lot more to compete against.

    • @smudgeone
      @smudgeone 4 года назад +21

      As a brain off cop drama Bright wasn't unwatchable. Another life was like watching a car crash caused by the driver watching a plane that was crashing into a side of a mountain that caused a rockslide that derailed a train carrying explosive LNG next to an elementary school full of small children.
      I fully plan to not watch season 2 and just watch Jay's review of it.

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 4 года назад +4

      Netflix: We're out of ideas, get the worse show renewed.
      Everyone: You can't be serious...
      Netflix: Do it god damn it!

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk 4 года назад +96

    "Of course I'm going to choose humanity, they're the ones who aren't trying to kill humanity"
    John Cena: "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"

  • @roberthayden5865
    @roberthayden5865 4 года назад +20

    The aliens would indeed be
    ANOTHER LIFE

  • @kingbumi522
    @kingbumi522 4 года назад +3

    5:29 you can clearly see Katee Sackoff’s suffering. She’s basically saying: Netflix, if you don’t cancel this shit, I will burn everything down

  • @mtssvnsn
    @mtssvnsn 4 года назад +201

    Reminder:
    Helix also got 2 seasons.
    And Under the Dome got 3.
    Face it, the rapture has already happened and no one noticed, because EVERYONE was left behind.

    • @Tree_-wp5zn
      @Tree_-wp5zn 4 года назад +10

      I love this comment too much

    • @AdNC99
      @AdNC99 4 года назад +9

      Somehow my adolescent brain enjoyed under the dome season 1. I admit its bad and the acting is terrible and the plot is pretty dumb but holy shit it somehow gets much much much worse

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 4 года назад +2

      @@AdNC99 that show goes beyond stupid at some point. I don't get what they were trying to do

    • @TheZDerDer
      @TheZDerDer 4 года назад +9

      To be fair the first season of Helix was pretty good, but its second season was absolutely terrible.

    • @anonimuso
      @anonimuso 4 года назад +1

      @@TheZDerDer Agreed. The first season of Helix was very good. After that, I think they just gave up.

  • @randomericthings7506
    @randomericthings7506 4 года назад +124

    Netflix cancelled “Mystery Science Theater”.
    Because people weren’t binge watching it.

    • @nautdead3197
      @nautdead3197 4 года назад +6

      I didn't particularly like the new MST3K but I only watched the 1st episode. I'll stick with Rifftrax

    • @BakaHoushi
      @BakaHoushi 4 года назад +11

      @@nautdead3197 I liked the first episode, but the series got even better as it went on. Cry Wilderness, Mac and Me, Atlantic Rim, and more are classic episodes.

    • @joshfatal
      @joshfatal 4 года назад +3

      Get the fuck out of here, they cancelled it?! I loved that show. The humor was much more up to date and I found myself laughing way more than the old seasons (which I still enjoy.) I hate Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt but I could tolerate them through this. At least we have the MST3k twitch channel still.

  • @NagoTheCat
    @NagoTheCat 3 года назад +3

    5:08
    “I have some very exiting news.”
    *ad plays*

  • @jroggs85
    @jroggs85 3 года назад +5

    He definitely says "drop the frequency down TO 1 hertz a second," but come on, Jay, verifying this by Netflix's closed captioning is like verifying a referee's decision with the angry drunk sports fan on the bar stool next to you.

    • @xzscvbnm
      @xzscvbnm 6 месяцев назад

      No one has ever replied to this so I just thought I'd let you know that damn that's a good fucking analogy

  • @GodOfOrphans
    @GodOfOrphans 4 года назад +177

    At first when I heard Bojack was ending I thought the creatives just thought it was a good place to end especially with Tuca and Bertie being a thing, now I learned that they cancelled both prematurely, I think I'm starting to see why everyone else mocks Netflix originals relentlessly, maybe I was just lucky or easily amused but most of the ones I've actually seen have been pretty decent, but to throw away Bojack and keep this, okay yeah I'm beginning to see why it's so mocked.

    • @Rosesarered35
      @Rosesarered35 4 года назад +17

      Good news; Tuca and Bertie was Picked up by Adult Swim for 2021.

    • @egregius9314
      @egregius9314 3 года назад +13

      Wait, they actually cancelled it? I could've sworn the show had just run its natural course.
      "The series received numerous accolades, including four Critics' Choice Television Awards for Best Animated Series, three Annie Awards and two Writers Guild of America Awards. It was also nominated for three Primetime Emmy Awards, including two for Outstanding Animated Program."-wikipedia
      Best series I've ever watched. Netflix execs are idiots.

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat 3 года назад +4

      Or the animators unionized and then suddenly the show quit existing for an unrelated reason

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 3 года назад +9

      Luckily for the Bojack had a smooth landing with the cancellation. I didn't even know the show was cancelled. Just thought it ended naturally. Some thing smight've been a bit rushed maybe. Like Princess Carelyn's and her assistant's romance, and Diane and her boyfriend. I might be just nickpicking.
      Many other shows that have been cancelled have just rushed everything, crashed and burned (cough! Steven Universe Cough! Even tho it's kids show but still)

    • @egregius9314
      @egregius9314 3 года назад +6

      And now one of the creators of Bojack is working with another amazing artist, and they're creating Undone for Amazon. Now let's hope Amazon knows what they have and cherish it.

  • @StephenGillie
    @StephenGillie 4 года назад +130

    The giant celestial cloud of spaghetti bolognaise is the eternal throne of our lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    • @lilsundsl1047
      @lilsundsl1047 4 года назад +5

      Stephen Gillie all hail the spaghetti monster

    • @AD-yv4jw
      @AD-yv4jw 4 года назад +12

      Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.

    • @paulolucero9864
      @paulolucero9864 4 года назад +2

      @@AD-yv4jw R'amen brothers! Can I get some R'amens

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 4 года назад +7

      I want to watch a show like that, but it takes every ridiculous thing like it completely serious. Like, no stupid "funny" humor, which falls flat 100% of the time, just a show like this but where all the wrong science is replaced with shit like this.
      "The cloud of spaghetti is so thick, we need to fly around it. We might hit a meatball."
      "We need to harvest mountain dew crystals so we can survive the rest of the trip, luckily we've discovered a planet where it rains mtn dew"
      "cue... ancient memes." _2011 meme songs play_
      "Oh no, a tiny neckbeard has chewed through the main breaker, we're all doomed!"

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 года назад +2

      why is the spaghetti monster in my closet?

  • @SrslyTony
    @SrslyTony 3 года назад +29

    This video aged very well with the release of Cuties

  • @JazzToTheTwo
    @JazzToTheTwo 4 года назад

    I am super hype for season 2. Your video on season 1 is one of my favourite videos i think youve made.

  • @j.n.878
    @j.n.878 4 года назад +153

    human: a life
    aliens: another life

    • @modmaker7617
      @modmaker7617 4 года назад +6

      Racist (or Speciesist?)

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 4 года назад +12

      That's what I was thinking. Granted it's still kinda dumb, but I guess "Alien" was already taken.

    • @CanyonF
      @CanyonF 4 года назад +11

      @@lavaleader3455 im so glad this show has a shitty name. imagine if it had a GOOD name. then there's one less good name for a future good show to use

    • @schlangentovyofficial1631
      @schlangentovyofficial1631 4 года назад +1

      You just explained it.

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 4 года назад +68

    "In classic sci fi..."
    Damn, seeing when those franchises were good, hurts so much.....
    Also, Netflix better not cancel The Dragon Prince, because they think the hate is strong now, well, just wait and see if they dare touch that show....

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 4 года назад +20

      They renewed The Dragon Prince for a season 4. But, Netflix refused to tell the writers that until after season 3, so they had to scrap their 6-season plan and rewrite season 3 as if it could be their last. If any part of season 3 seemed rushed, that's the reason why.
      Netflix: even when we have a good show, we have to be stupid about it!

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 4 года назад +7

      @@matthewmuir8884 Honestly, I didn't mind that ending. Compare how that final feels rushed to how GOT S8 feels rushed. TDP writers did really good with what they were given.
      Very glad it's getting more seasons though :)

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +3

      @@mattevans4377 Oh yeah; it definitely wasn't a train wreck like GoT season 8; I was just pointing out the reason behind a lot of season 3's problems. I think season 3 was pretty good, but I couldn't help but notice the rush and wonder how much better it could've been if Netflix told them they were getting a season 4.

    • @hixel1268
      @hixel1268 3 года назад +1

      If they do that, there will be actual Protests

    • @Mmmmilo
      @Mmmmilo 2 года назад

      What on earth is the dragon prince?

  • @realcolby
    @realcolby 4 года назад +4

    Honestly I’m kind of excited for another life season two. You making fun of another life is one of my favourite things

  • @flumbofrommelkont6863
    @flumbofrommelkont6863 3 года назад +3

    what a topical recommendation in light of recent events, you're a real funny guy youtube.

  • @michaelandrews117
    @michaelandrews117 4 года назад +46

    Me: "Hey Netflix so you have a whole host of great shows mind telling me what you've got in the pipeline to combat Disney +?"
    Netflix: *Cancels BoJack*
    *Cancels Tuca and Bertie*
    *Puts Mindhunter on indefinite hold* *Cancels GLOW*
    *Cancels American Vandal*
    *Cancels Mystery Science Theatre 3000*
    *Doesn't announce Dark Crystal season 2*
    Me: "Fuck."

    • @SolarScion
      @SolarScion 4 года назад +4

      They canceled GLOW?! FUCK

    • @zane2486
      @zane2486 4 года назад +2

      *but* there's a new season of riverdale!! Yaaaaayyyyyyy....

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 4 года назад +9

      Netflix: HeY, YOu WaNNa SeE mOrE 13 ReASoNs WHY?!

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 4 года назад +2

      They didn't cancel Castlevania yet

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 4 года назад +1

      @@B0K0691 Castlevania ain't gonna compete with Clone Wars unfortunately.

  • @HeataveGaming
    @HeataveGaming 4 года назад +151

    Jay: “so it should take 1 hour to reach a speed of 1 mile per hour” pen: “I am speed”

  • @Naokarma
    @Naokarma 4 года назад +10

    4:00 Kurzgesagt is a great channel and everybody should be watching their stuff.

  • @kurbis0729
    @kurbis0729 2 года назад +2

    Isn’t it called ‘Another Life’ because the aliens are the “Another Life”. I’m just guessing.

  • @damdaley8092
    @damdaley8092 4 года назад +58

    Omfg the guy who said drop the frequency by one hertz a second is Goku from Dragonball Evolution 😭😭😭 poor guy can’t catch a break

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 4 года назад +290

    Imagine being responsible with your company and making content people want to watch.
    *This was made by the "We already have enough money so screw you" Gang.*

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 4 года назад +5

      The guy who comes up with good ideas got hucked out the window.

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 года назад +6

      And I'm pretty sure they're still swimming in debt.

    • @gadricgadwind
      @gadricgadwind 4 года назад

      Probably helps that their competition probably flooded them with saboteurs to sink their control on that market, or maybe its to drop the stock value to be bought cheap?

    • @ItsTheGuy77
      @ItsTheGuy77 4 года назад +7

      They were like a billion dollars in debt. And they recently "borrowed" another billion to green light a bunch of shows and films.
      Gotta say, personally... I've found their recent "Originals" to be pretty meh. With one or 2 exceptions.

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 4 года назад

      *Dinsey+ releases globally*
      Netflix: Why do I hear Imperial march?

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 4 года назад +5

    10:01 That sentence basically summarizes all of the problems the world is currently going through
    i'm gonna sound-clip that and play it the next time someone on twitter complains about

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 3 года назад +33

    Seeing Netflix whole Cuties film mess, I’d say the title of this video stills holds up.

  • @Skel_fgc
    @Skel_fgc 4 года назад +114

    “Of course I’m going to choose humanity they’re not the ones trying to kill humanity!”
    If only...

    • @joshfatal
      @joshfatal 4 года назад +1

      Ah yes, humans destroy themselves and their planet, they're a parasite, etc. Blah blah blah. Heard it all before. Any time a show or movie tries to bring that edgy old trope up again I immediately tune out.

    • @Paulito-ym4qc
      @Paulito-ym4qc 4 года назад +12

      @@joshfatal I get it, all that preachiness gets annoying, but also you wonder why the same issues always keep getting brought up? because they don't get fixed.

    • @Nickstonator
      @Nickstonator 3 года назад +1

      @@joshfatal I mean China did decide to not close its borders so it is kinda humanity's fault.

    • @joshfatal
      @joshfatal 3 года назад

      @@Paulito-ym4qc No it's just because the internet is full of angsty edge lords.

    • @joshfatal
      @joshfatal 3 года назад

      @@Nickstonator Chinese humanity.

  • @joelatkinson4967
    @joelatkinson4967 4 года назад +24

    Didn’t realise Bojack got cancelled I thought they had decided to end it, but in that final season it felt weird like too much was happening, so hearing it got cancelled makes sense they where trying to get a satisfying ending. Unlike a lot of shows that have done the same.

    • @jplegend98
      @jplegend98 4 года назад +5

      There was supposed to be another season

    • @jordannewitt
      @jordannewitt 4 года назад +1

      Still reckon it was the best the folks at BoJack could've done given their constraints

  • @nunya4869
    @nunya4869 3 года назад

    Your channel never fails to make me laugh dude

  • @celestialecho9817
    @celestialecho9817 Год назад +2

    love that this video is 2 years old, and aged like fine wine with netflix's shitty decision making still proving everything said in this video correct. Inside Job got cancelled but other shitty shows still get to live, a series that i heard nothing but positive things about got cancelled

  • @ReZhorw
    @ReZhorw 4 года назад +33

    "Drop the FREQUENCY down to one HERTZ a second"
    Was it only my teacher who slapped us if we didn't get the units correct on our physics tests in high school?
    Btw, 1 Hz / s = 1/s / s = 1/s^2 ... which is NOT frequency
    So my teacher should slap this show at a frequency of 69 Hz

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +1

      You are right, Hz/s is not a frequency.
      But if we play on the idea of lowering the actual frequency (Hz) by 1 unit each second (Hz/s), you would lower the frequency by 1 hertz a second. - But you are still right, Jay is right too.

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y 3 года назад

      Liggliluff You are so dumb.

  • @noctemeffugio5962
    @noctemeffugio5962 4 года назад +33

    I'm genuinely excited for season 2 because it means we get another great review X)

  • @shekharpratap9294
    @shekharpratap9294 4 года назад

    okay just to make it clear i only watched like 2 mins of this vid, i have no idea who this channel is or the show it's talking about. But i love when people rant about shit on the internet. SO GOOD JOB BUDDY LOVE YOUR VID!!!!!!!

  • @michaelnorrisisdabesteva
    @michaelnorrisisdabesteva 4 года назад +8

    When this show gets a second season but firefly doesn't....

  • @sirjoey3137
    @sirjoey3137 4 года назад +246

    Dunno if anybody said this already but Netflix didn't cancel Daredevil, it was Disney because they didn't want any Disney properties being on any other platform than Disney+. And yeah, Daredevil was the best superhero show and one of my favourite shows of all time FeelsBadMan.
    Also, I'm happy there's gonna be a season 2... Then I can get to watch an hour long video of you shitting on it.

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 4 года назад +6

      I can't remember where, but I heard somewhere that they had to let a couple years pass because of the contract with netflix and then they were gonna bring the show back in disney+

    • @frank9966
      @frank9966 4 года назад +12

      Sir Joey The White he said that in the video already

    • @ArlanKels
      @ArlanKels 4 года назад +14

      Disney has killed a lot of things.
      Gargoyles :(
      Spectacular Spiderman :(

    • @luciusfucius
      @luciusfucius 4 года назад +1

      Jay mentioned it 9:36

    • @vastalapasta9739
      @vastalapasta9739 4 года назад +8

      If they reboot it Charlie cox better be daredevil

  • @nedsanders3246
    @nedsanders3246 4 года назад +18

    Also props for referring to Tuca and Bertie as "a well-made show that just didn't resonate with me personally". So many people have shit all over that show, just because it wasn't made for the express purpose of being watched by them. I know so many people who it absolutely resonated with and I would have loved to see what it could do with another season.

  • @therealcaesar3157
    @therealcaesar3157 3 года назад +7

    And now Netflix thought Cuties was a good movie to feature

  • @mzach9018
    @mzach9018 3 года назад +1

    I love that you included the Kurzgesagt clip🤣

  • @Wipeout325
    @Wipeout325 4 года назад +35

    How serendipitous I just finished watching your first Another Life video.

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 4 года назад +126

    At least Castlevania is good so far
    God I hope they don't ruin it

    • @leonhartdragomir8948
      @leonhartdragomir8948 4 года назад +29

      I actually really liked the ending of season 2 and thought it was a great way to stop the show. It resolved the major conflict while giving interesting hints about the futures of the side characters and their goals and motivations, giving the sense of a world that would keep growing and thrive with interesting people and stories. But I don't know if they needed to show us all those stories. I'm praying that season 3 will be good. But my deeply ingrained cynicism is whispering dark thoughts in my ears.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 4 года назад +7

      @@leonhartdragomir8948 I think that even if the story is worse than 1&2, the writing of Trevor, Sypha and Alucard will still make it enjoyable to watch

    • @MrSilentProtagonist
      @MrSilentProtagonist 4 года назад +2

      Castlevania was garbage.

    • @leonhartdragomir8948
      @leonhartdragomir8948 4 года назад +1

      @@MrSilentProtagonist what issues did you have with it?

    • @blankname3816
      @blankname3816 4 года назад +2

      It's good but I feel like this story should already be over and if they wanted to do more they could go with my boy Richter

  • @itzdono
    @itzdono 3 года назад +2

    The OA ended its second season on an amazing cliff hanger & was cancelled. There was a petition to bring it back that went around, because it was a much loved show, & Netflix still didn't renew it.

  • @nigoulenoblehiboux9812
    @nigoulenoblehiboux9812 4 года назад

    I'm happy for the season two because that mean the you will be able to give us another 1 hours long critical analysis of it.

  • @ngchloe4877
    @ngchloe4877 4 года назад +14

    Bojack had kind of run it's course though. It could've gone longer, but it ended pretty well, without going on too long

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 4 года назад +34

    As someone who regularly watches MythBusters in the background while simultaneously playing Kerbal Space Program, the fact that this show is getting another season hurts my soul.

  • @mwwq1
    @mwwq1 3 года назад

    At 5:09 when you said “if that sounds amazing to you then check this out” I got a commercially

  • @jackysbin3860
    @jackysbin3860 4 года назад +1

    3:15 I don’t know why but I really like Jay throwing the pen lol

  • @jordyn2442
    @jordyn2442 4 года назад +70

    I’m STILL salty about Netflix cancelling the OA and Sense8, and they renew THIS?

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 4 года назад +1

      The OA was an interesting concept but the end of season one was just so ridiculous I didn't even bother with season two.

    • @lauramassinot1454
      @lauramassinot1454 4 года назад +6

      @@SeattleScotty You should watch season 2, I thought that it was even better than season 1 but don't watch the trailer for season 2 though.

    • @typhoidmary2967
      @typhoidmary2967 4 года назад

      @@SeattleScotty i didn't like the ending of season 1 but season 2 did go some way towards justifying it and was generally way better

    • @rjtp2552
      @rjtp2552 4 года назад

      OA? What's that? I'm just interested but I don't know what that is...

    • @spoopema
      @spoopema 3 года назад

      Wait! The oa got cancelled 😭 But we don't have an ending! Right???

  • @paulbaker78
    @paulbaker78 4 года назад +27

    I watched 4 episodes and got tired of them creating problems by having just the dumbest people in spaceflight. How were these the people picked to go to space?

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 3 года назад

      My head cannon is they just had enough of them in earth and just tossed them off to space. Which backfired

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 3 года назад

      I believe like Jay Exci's theory that a guy looked for people that where kicked out of a bar makes sense here....

  • @tsarstepan
    @tsarstepan 3 года назад +3

    For the record: One - Netflix didn't cancel the Marvel shows willingly. Disney pulled the show's rights from Netflix. Two - BoJack Horseman was never meant to be a series that would go on forever. Six seasons was a strong decision to have the series bow out on a high note while not having the creators and actors forever bound to given series production and they can move to newer things.
    That said, Netflix does have a habit of renewing pure and utter garbage: hence the Another Life season 2.
    Oh, and 3: Tuca & Bertie season two has been picked up by Adult Swim.

  • @bluefire4892
    @bluefire4892 3 года назад

    Can't wait for another hour long video

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable 4 года назад +49

    It felt like bojack got rushed this season, still great but I think they could have told more of the story and now I find out it got canned but another life didn't

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable 4 года назад +3

      @V-Rex Diane's arc and Todd's reunion with his mother felt kinda off, maybe if I watch the show from beginning to end I could find more flaws but the show still is better than most of the garbage on Netflix

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 4 года назад +11

      They had one or two seasons to finish things up probably. But Unionizing baaaad, so they cut them off

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +4

      It felt rushed BECAUSE it got canned.

    • @blankname3816
      @blankname3816 4 года назад +2

      Todd's "arc" of the season was like 40 seconds and felt really weird and PC just randomly got married. You can really tell it wasn't supposed to end so soon

    • @dhan07404
      @dhan07404 4 года назад +1

      @@mrminecraftcubeable Diane's arc was well done in my opinion still could've been fleshed out but yeah todds was sad cos I think if they had another season that would've been a great story and could've been very emotional but what we got was okay

  • @maxg971
    @maxg971 4 года назад +16

    the thing with dark matter isnt just dumb because it isnt "dark"
    dark matter doesnt even INTERACT with anything, it only can have a gravitational pull, but that wouldnt be a problem when flying through it

    • @zaptrap4802
      @zaptrap4802 4 года назад +1

      it can be a problem when seeing through it though. google "gravitation lensing".

  • @thesadisticelf5659
    @thesadisticelf5659 3 года назад +2

    The name "Another Life" makes it sound like it's supposed to take place on a human colony where people are trying to start, well, another life

  • @mrsirdba
    @mrsirdba 3 года назад +6

    The title is so much more relevant nowadays

  • @deusexmachina9776
    @deusexmachina9776 4 года назад +90

    Jay's voice doesn't match his face...
    PS: Jay is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs

    • @notacompleteidiot...1285
      @notacompleteidiot...1285 4 года назад

      Not unlike the mythical swords of Japan, which haven't been officially seen in over 100 years.
      🤔

    • @grey8478
      @grey8478 4 года назад

      Honestly, I think it has that sort of geeky tone that fits his face perfectly.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +2

      @@grey8478
      I think it's way too deep for someone of his size and build haha

    • @eldritchstories1461
      @eldritchstories1461 4 года назад +2

      Truer words.....to the second...bit.....just the second bit

    • @leonoraekaterina5838
      @leonoraekaterina5838 4 года назад

      Like for ps

  • @spouwnerring
    @spouwnerring 4 года назад +15

    I can already imagin season 2 ending with a cliffhanger just like season 1

  • @tomlawson4713
    @tomlawson4713 4 года назад +1

    This video and Star_’s review “How to make a Netflix Original” perfectly sum up the incompetence of the writers that Netflix keep hiring.

  • @fenixproductions9637
    @fenixproductions9637 4 года назад +1

    Jay if you want to see another show pull of an episode without dialoge but for 40 minutes instead of 20 then I highly recommend Mr Robot. The cinematography and characters in that show are absolutely amazing and seeing as you are someone with seemingly good taste I cannot recommend it enough.