MBMBaM 468: Down the Soda Hole

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2019
  • According to our editing software, this one is about 55 minutes long. Which is strange, because while we were recording in the Standing Energy Time Dilation Plane, it seemed a whole lot longer than that.
    Suggested talking points: Standing Energy, Joe vs. Unassigned Carbon, Jelly Bean Pouch, Secret Donuts, Unfireable (w/ Guestpert Laura Kate Dale!), A Hospital for Humans and Birds
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Комментарии • 149

  • @MortDork
    @MortDork 5 лет назад +293

    Justin's Stand is [ M A R G A R I T A V I L L E]

    • @irokoalien
      @irokoalien 5 лет назад +42

      Yeah, it’s really too bad we had to change it to [T E Q U I L A T O W N] In the localization

    • @MortDork
      @MortDork 5 лет назад +5

      @@irokoalien LMAO

  • @jetstreamjackie3437
    @jetstreamjackie3437 5 лет назад +206

    Stand Name: | Adam Sandler |
    Stand User: Griffin McElroy
    Stand Power: Creating solid structures out of sand
    Stand Name: | True Voice |
    Stand User: Justin McElroy
    Stand Power: Changing people's voices and controlling their speech
    Stand Name: | Bearded Dragon |
    Stand User: Travis McElroy
    Stand Power: Total control over beards and their growth, with the ability to set them on fire

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind 5 лет назад +7

      This is not how Stands are named. Griffin's is fine, Justin's would be One True Voice, and Travis would be A Beard of Stars

    • @bubblegumkk8158
      @bubblegumkk8158 5 лет назад +1

      stands are named however the heck you want

    • @aeugchad
      @aeugchad 4 года назад +1

      @@bubblegumkk8158 They're named after songs/bands lol

    • @hermanmunster4607
      @hermanmunster4607 3 года назад +1

      Stands are often named after songs or albums. But you can really name them after whatever you want.

    • @greatbad5618
      @greatbad5618 Год назад +1

      “Adam Standler”

  • @blue8913
    @blue8913 5 лет назад +141

    This legitimately is the first episode of MBMBAM that I've actually listened to. It would open with a jojo reference. lmao

  • @HPDDJ
    @HPDDJ 5 лет назад +42

    *Joker Voice* "There's lots of birds out in nature and they don't need doctors to live." Is probably my favorite MBMBAM quote of the last few years.

  • @jessicabuckham3421
    @jessicabuckham3421 5 лет назад +92

    I just said "I'm Taako, y'know, from TV." in a Taako-like voice and for reasons unbeknownst to me, it suddenly gave me the power to work on my manuscript which I have not touched in two months. Thanks McElroys.

    • @virtualboyscout4416
      @virtualboyscout4416 5 лет назад +17

      McElroy bits have such raw energy when you say them out loud yourself the power can't be contained in any less than three vessels

  • @PJTMercury
    @PJTMercury 5 лет назад +211

    The McElroys discover their Stands.

    • @chrizchanang
      @chrizchanang 5 лет назад +2

      lol clever Jojo pun!

    • @3picn355
      @3picn355 5 лет назад +10

      Griffin's stand: [B A N A N A V O R E C O R N E R].
      Ability: swallow anything and absorb its energy and possible abilities, like Kirby.

  • @hpalpha7323
    @hpalpha7323 5 лет назад +84

    tfw your stand power is shooting jellybeans from your urethra

  • @BannanaOnFloor
    @BannanaOnFloor 5 лет назад +53

    Vet etiquette: Don't let your animal say hi to other animals unless the owners say it's okay. You never know who's just there for a shot or who's sick.

  • @peterm5545
    @peterm5545 5 лет назад +8

    i love that no matter how many times he tries justin can never get through a joker impersonation

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 5 лет назад +59

    Everyone knows it's impossible to tell jokes while standing up.

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 5 лет назад +11

      yeah stand up comics are actually sitting, their legs are just really long

    • @static4948
      @static4948 4 года назад +2

      Stand up comedians have lied to us all

  • @tree-turtle9944
    @tree-turtle9944 5 лет назад +53

    This actually is my first episode, and I want 467 more of these

    • @Maradrafts
      @Maradrafts 5 лет назад +7

      Welcome! (I've got good news for you... :))

  • @olivertalks121
    @olivertalks121 5 лет назад +45

    everyone's gotta stand up and listen to this ep with their full standing energy!

  • @tejntanga
    @tejntanga 5 лет назад +27

    This is in fact my first actual episode of MBMBaM. I was not disappointed.

    • @Maradrafts
      @Maradrafts 5 лет назад +3

      Glad to have ya here!

  • @CaptLuser
    @CaptLuser 5 лет назад +40

    43:49 w...what happened to Cecil?!
    edit: I've since learned that he ran away and is presumed dead.
    not to be controversial but don't make the same mistake as griffin. keep your cats indoors.

    • @kresendoe
      @kresendoe 5 лет назад +2

      Seriously!!! Is he okay???

    • @AnoukvdS
      @AnoukvdS 5 лет назад +9

      I think they mentioned on Wonderful! a few months ago that their cat died.

    • @slevemcdichael4481
      @slevemcdichael4481 5 лет назад +13

      taking proper care of a pet shouldn't be controversial. keep your cats indoors!!!

  • @KazzieBB
    @KazzieBB 5 лет назад +13

    GRIFFIN KNOWS WHAT JOJO IS

  • @IEatYourSandwiches
    @IEatYourSandwiches 5 лет назад +22

    how on earth did they manage to rehash the little old lady challenge bit

  • @nerdily1052
    @nerdily1052 5 лет назад +12

    I literally had a co-worker who owned a dog make a similar comment one time about my pet guinea pig and I’m still not over it 😂

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 5 лет назад +8

    I listened to this episode laying down, because I became the monster and I'm not backing off.
    Also, I'm sick

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego 5 лет назад +18

    If You Give a Sandler a McMuffin

  • @maskedabba4894
    @maskedabba4894 5 лет назад +10

    Waking up on a Monday morning is the worst possible feeling that brings pure dread to every living being, but the McElroy bros give me a reason to wake up

  • @joeybrodeur548
    @joeybrodeur548 5 лет назад +4

    This was my first podcast, and i listened to it while standing

  • @warren_waters
    @warren_waters 5 лет назад +3

    You know, the standing energy is very powerful, but I am gonna need Juice to never describe his ropey excretions ever again

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +5

    I totally thought they were joking about standing but now I think they're really doing it

  • @chrizchanang
    @chrizchanang 5 лет назад +24

    I have a standing desk and as soon as the boys started talking about it, I too, am now doing JoJo poses in the office.

  • @scotwoodz3787
    @scotwoodz3787 5 лет назад +5

    What’s funny you were joking about what if this is someone’s first time listening to this show.......I looked at the time, of course it was 4:20.....Since it is my first time, I checked to see how many episodes I missed....over 450. I will be looking forward to listening to the show from now on.....I have to thank autoplay! Finally a great recommendation!

  • @and_also_aaron3372
    @and_also_aaron3372 5 лет назад +5

    Not gonna lie, I stood today and it felt pretty good. See you again Standing Day 2020!

  • @deanmarshallshalabi
    @deanmarshallshalabi 5 лет назад +14

    *_BONG NOISE_*

  • @adventuretimeness222
    @adventuretimeness222 5 лет назад +2

    I feel like they think it’s impossible for vets to reject certain kinds of animals they aren’t knowledgeable enough to treat. For my sisters pet micro pig she has to drive to a vet an hours and a half away because none of the local vets will take him. He really only goes to get his tusks filed down though

  • @TalkS1ck3
    @TalkS1ck3 5 лет назад +2

    This is the first episode I ever listened to. Guess the McElroy family got their wish

  • @Gibbs_300
    @Gibbs_300 5 лет назад +2

    First episode. Already loving it.

  • @19nmiller1
    @19nmiller1 5 лет назад +2

    I listen to the podcast while I'm working and now I gotta explain to my coworkers why I seemingly randomly burst out laughing when Justin said the natural pocket for a jelly bean is your urethra

  • @sadierift1201
    @sadierift1201 Год назад

    9:59 is so funny "-now Travis is on Google now he's googling things!" is just so well delivered

  • @LuluGE
    @LuluGE 5 лет назад +3

    this was one of the funniest episodes in a while ... that standing energy tho

  • @kassybirdy
    @kassybirdy 5 лет назад +23

    god im such a cool baby

    • @Pomlithe
      @Pomlithe 4 года назад +1

      BABY IDENTIFIED
      EVALUATING COOLNESS LEVELS...
      *!WARNING! RADNESS OVERLOAD! THIS BABY IS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!*

  • @daniellesene7574
    @daniellesene7574 5 лет назад +5

    I’m listening to this episode while working where I’m just standing and walking around for an hour anyways soooooo........ sorry for being a hero 🤭

    • @eridanampora3024
      @eridanampora3024 5 лет назад

      In the eyes of new York Times a hero is basically anyone who does his or hers job

  • @ZeSnark
    @ZeSnark 5 лет назад +2

    STANDO POWAH! Also, I was using my standing desk while listening to this episode.

  • @8DNArt
    @8DNArt 5 лет назад +9

    And this is why Mc Donalds now servers breakfast all day lol

  • @exponentbracket
    @exponentbracket 5 лет назад +2

    it's actually ironic that this is my first episode i've listened to- LOL

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 5 лет назад +10

    I would have taken that lady at the vet out to the parking lot for a row. That was incredibly rude, can you imagine someone making a vague threat at your child at the pediatric office??

  • @thiscoolaccount4488
    @thiscoolaccount4488 5 лет назад +1

    4:12 “I hope this is someone’s first episode they’ve ever listened to” I’m glad to be that someone. I think.

    • @thiscoolaccount4488
      @thiscoolaccount4488 5 лет назад +1

      Update: I do, in fact, enjoy this standing podcast. I feel like they go a little off topic sometimes though. Make it more about standing.

  • @safehavenonice6431
    @safehavenonice6431 2 года назад +1

    This is my first episode. I can't believe my sister tried to get me into the standing show.

  • @katharinew4218
    @katharinew4218 5 лет назад +5

    I love Laura Dale :)

  • @dragamation3266
    @dragamation3266 5 лет назад +26

    Petition to get Griffin to watch Jojo lol

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH 5 лет назад +3

    Had my tickets for Austin for 2 weeks now. See ya in the first row ;)

  • @markafterdark8047
    @markafterdark8047 5 лет назад +11

    Loved the show but at the money zone Honey, the deal finding bloatware doesnt work. It uses outdated coupon codes and rarely updates. Its 2019 and I saw it trying to use a discount code from 2015

    • @epoillaKory
      @epoillaKory 5 лет назад +5

      MarkAfterDark finally someone else who finds honey doesn’t work, i thought i was the only one!

    • @NefariousElasticity
      @NefariousElasticity 5 лет назад +5

      I've been having issues too. I have 2500 gold that's been "processing" for around 6 months. Honey used to be cool, but it's maintained and operated like a whole ass joke now.

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 5 лет назад +2

      huh, its worked when i've used it, but i also rarely buy stuff online

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas5240 5 лет назад +3

    This has got to be hands down my FAVORITE opening EVER

  • @sethp8947
    @sethp8947 5 лет назад

    Well this is my first episode and now I'm hooked

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats Месяц назад

    Throwback: unrelated: somehow griffin predicted phileaux in the intro (not a jab at clint, it just cracks me up when I witness father-son coincidences)

  • @Rygoat
    @Rygoat 2 года назад

    The idea of a hospital being also full of birds is fucking wild.

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 5 лет назад +7

    Never heard of Miss Laura, but I adore her voice.

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale 4 года назад +1

    This MBMBAM was posted July of this year. I just went on John Patrick Shanley's Twitter and all he's posted for what appears to be the past several months is two things each day: "Good Morning" with a picture, and "Good Night" with a picture. The pictures range from Marilyn Monroe to a bouquet of flowers on fire, and none of them have any context. Something has happened to this man.

  • @permithurple3457
    @permithurple3457 5 лет назад +9

    STANDO POWAH

  • @gabbylynn8746
    @gabbylynn8746 5 лет назад

    I listened to the entirety of this episode while standing at the sink doing dishes and folks, it's achievable

  • @slevemcdichael4481
    @slevemcdichael4481 5 лет назад +2

    THI SIS THE NEW HIT SINGLE FROM LIZZO HFKJDFKJAJ

  • @theredvelveteer4721
    @theredvelveteer4721 5 лет назад +7

    time for a standing ovation

  • @ILoveSuju2ne1SNSD
    @ILoveSuju2ne1SNSD 5 лет назад +2

    My parents first date was Star Wars A New Hope and even though I was born many years later I technically exist because of star wars

  • @MerryRose__
    @MerryRose__ 2 года назад

    does everyone else feel the standing energy time warp? Everytime I listen to this episode it feels exactly like how they describe it and it kinda freaks me out. I can't tell if its just my brains tricking me or if the first 20 minutes are actually cursed standing audio. maybe it was just all the drawn out standing talk

  • @royalavera354
    @royalavera354 4 года назад

    This is the first episode I ever listen, so your wish came true.

  • @jordanomaly
    @jordanomaly 5 лет назад +2

    In some massive coincidence, I started this episode only moments after I put my desk into standing mode at work lol

    • @jordanomaly
      @jordanomaly 5 лет назад +2

      I'm 20 minutes in and still standing guys, I'm sorry. I'm going to go the whole way.

  • @naughtypanda4891
    @naughtypanda4891 5 лет назад +4

    The best god damn thing to wake up to, thanks for saving my life

  • @jamesmiller7290
    @jamesmiller7290 5 лет назад

    This legit was my first episode before i only watched the animations

  • @gucketjug
    @gucketjug 3 года назад +1

    Okay he opened it that time and it’s like they BOOSTED the levels, and just didn’t even mention it.

  • @RobTunes
    @RobTunes 3 года назад

    17:49 - the jelly bean pouch
    19:00 - the standing and the buckling
    20:08 - more time dilation

  • @shluv87
    @shluv87 5 лет назад

    I’m gonna be real. This IS the first time I’ve actually attempted to listen to one of these XD

  • @awstenknight1830
    @awstenknight1830 5 лет назад

    This is the first episode I've listened to.

  • @tiltedaphelion7404
    @tiltedaphelion7404 5 лет назад +2

    she really did get on mbmbam after all. good job laura kate dale! be excellent

  • @countmeowington
    @countmeowington 5 лет назад +4

    Woah, I have been on this jelly bean belly button train since 2012.

  • @r.j.macready3218
    @r.j.macready3218 3 года назад

    Bruh, the fact these Southern Baptists didnt make a reference to veggie tales with "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo" is ridiculous.

  • @Emiltee
    @Emiltee 5 лет назад

    i normally listen to this while cooking, and the fact that I stopped listening @ exactly 16:10 is a fucking miracle

  • @liamobrien1839
    @liamobrien1839 3 года назад

    Clearly John Patrick Shanley should direct the MBMBAM movie...

  • @sorignhasword3651
    @sorignhasword3651 4 года назад +1

    Looks up: Is that a JoJo reference?
    Scrolls down: Is that a JoJo reference?⁴²

  • @whoviana
    @whoviana 5 лет назад +7

    GRIFFIN WHAT HAPPENED TO CECIL

  • @goldcryptdavid
    @goldcryptdavid 5 лет назад

    THIS WAS MY FIRST EPISODE AND IM SO CONFUSED

  • @chaseknight6450
    @chaseknight6450 3 года назад

    If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything.

  • @ardendelspain
    @ardendelspain 4 года назад

    frick me. i was trying to swallow my pb&j when griffin hit us with his real voice. have you ever aspirated a sandwich? it's painful

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas5240 5 лет назад

    The kangaroo bit with Travis reminds me so much of Aubrey

  • @twistysunshine
    @twistysunshine 5 лет назад

    Two guests??? In two weeks??? Wild

  • @birdbride1504
    @birdbride1504 5 лет назад +1

    give them the dvd for their anniversary then play them this episode

  • @yung_bonsai
    @yung_bonsai 5 лет назад +3

    Let's make it rain on these Standing Boys™

  • @sdquad6
    @sdquad6 5 лет назад +7

    Someone in my extended family had their dog kill and iirc start to eat the cat before being stopped... So there you go boys.

  • @CancelSanity
    @CancelSanity 4 года назад

    "Look, gun. Two targets."

  • @ShiKageMaru
    @ShiKageMaru 3 года назад

    Wait, my wife and I had our first date seeing Paul Blart Mall Cop...

  • @Wartooth2112
    @Wartooth2112 7 месяцев назад

    The amount that griffin seems to hate pets makes me sad

  • @BritishCooking
    @BritishCooking 5 лет назад

    John Patrick Shanley's twitter is wild

  • @coolthinghere6853
    @coolthinghere6853 4 года назад +1

    was the second belt bit a jojo refference or just a bit

  • @joshuawilson1789
    @joshuawilson1789 5 лет назад

    This was my first episode

  • @mothsolotl
    @mothsolotl 3 года назад +1

    Adam Standler

  • @NunDePlume
    @NunDePlume 5 лет назад +8

    32:19 *Guestpert Laura Dale*

    • @plodiN3
      @plodiN3 5 лет назад +2

      That appearance has been a nice surprise for me.

    • @NunDePlume
      @NunDePlume 5 лет назад

      @@plodiN3 what did you like most about her?

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 5 лет назад

      @@NunDePlume She's so lovely and such a talent

    • @NunDePlume
      @NunDePlume 5 лет назад +1

      @@Feasco She has a similar cadence and delivery as the brothers

  • @lunardogs2416
    @lunardogs2416 5 лет назад

    griffin: joke in passing
    jojo fans: *REAL SHIT?*

  • @koda5173
    @koda5173 3 года назад

    not to be dramatic but i'd die for laura

  • @impora8145
    @impora8145 5 лет назад +3

    Ads end at 31:40

  • @My-name-is-Kit
    @My-name-is-Kit 5 лет назад

    In the intro to the moneyzone you missed a joke about serving looks.

  • @kresendoe
    @kresendoe 5 лет назад

    what happened to cecil? is he okay??

  • @jakeisjake112
    @jakeisjake112 5 лет назад

    Standing energy on point.

  • @possiblewitch
    @possiblewitch 5 лет назад +2

    BEAUTIFUL MONDAY WITH YOUUUU

    • @Jsters
      @Jsters 5 лет назад +1

      Librarianly ITSUKA UTAITAI NA

  • @imnotjackiechan
    @imnotjackiechan 5 лет назад

    LET’S GET IT

  • @Anafyral666
    @Anafyral666 5 лет назад

    Joe VS the Volcano: 1990
    Current year: 2019
    Ask when they got married cos this year could be their 25th if they waited 4 years to get married but if they got married in 1990 then next year is their 30th

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 5 лет назад +1

      Give it to them on the 30th anniversary of Joe VS the Volcano

  • @jak-A127
    @jak-A127 5 лет назад

    Although I think she's a hack Laura was a funny and natural guest.

  • @yeshelloitsme7595
    @yeshelloitsme7595 5 лет назад

    Neat

  • @briankenney9528
    @briankenney9528 4 года назад

    When i was a kid my family cat got out and a neighbor released his dog to kill it