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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @chrystales6169
    @chrystales6169 4 года назад +264

    4:40:48 is possibly one of the funniest in-game streams. The imagery of a fat dude shaking his belly to music as ASMR while a fake toxic chat is moaning about ads and real chat just freaking out to everything is beyond hilarious.

    • @spunj
      @spunj 3 года назад +15

      I unironically began crying laughing from around 4:51:00 onwards, jesus christ lol

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 года назад +8

      I was already dying but then I saw the stream title of "Entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy in 4K" and had to stop for a minute

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself 8 месяцев назад +2

      jerma has one of the best chats on twitch

  • @abytequiero
    @abytequiero Год назад +25

    I come back to this stream literally once a month, it's just so perfect. Car crash jokes, chat being cute and dancing to Yankee-Doodle, Mods in chat freaking out over the $5 paid mods he hires in game, and of course.. Juggles.
    Oh and 5:11:47 when Twitch Staff member Linc says "Yup! Zornhub time!" and chat loses it

  • @AMpersand_videos
    @AMpersand_videos 4 года назад +158

    Chat was begging for mercy during the Juggles bit

  • @Knapperoni
    @Knapperoni 2 года назад +69

    "I'm gonna zum" - Chat member looking at zorn, 2020

  • @mellow6749
    @mellow6749 2 года назад +29

    >walks into character creator
    >declares "i'm like an accordion"
    >refuses to elaborate

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +55

    1:42:25 jerma as a streamer

  • @lemonheins2720
    @lemonheins2720 3 года назад +76

    2:37:13
    this stream is literally perfect.

  • @AFriendlyElfFella
    @AFriendlyElfFella Год назад +4

    *GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:*
    *Pre-Stream:*
    0:50 Giga Chad Speaks
    0:56 Jerma Speaks
    6:44 Opens Game
    7:25 Character Creation
    14:51 Gameplay Starts
    *Break 1:*
    3:00:36 Takes Break
    3:03:54 Jerma Returns
    3:04:50 Gameplay Resumes
    *Break 2:*
    4:55:05 Takes Break
    4:56:47 Jerma Returns
    4:57:17 Gameplay Resumes
    *Post-Stream:*
    6:04:50 Credits
    6:07:19 Bonus

  • @rikoy11
    @rikoy11 4 года назад +93

    >Lost to Zinwheel

  • @Lockspevik
    @Lockspevik 2 года назад +13

    This is probably my favorite Jerma stream of all time

  • @salviagum
    @salviagum 3 года назад +38

    5:11:05 twitch STAFF tells STREAMER to watch ZORN ON STREAM

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +61

    2:26:08 jerma admits it

  • @MissJenniJinx
    @MissJenniJinx Год назад +10

    i remember jerma explaining the juggles bit idea in another stream but was not expecting to actually randomly run into it watching this vod. 10/10 cried laughing

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus Год назад

      What steam was that?

    • @MissJenniJinx
      @MissJenniJinx Год назад

      @@markhaus I wanna say one of the jerma awards vods?

  • @noelan7918
    @noelan7918 2 года назад +17

    16:12 battleground
    49:42 magic delivery
    58:33 hack #1
    1:06:14 psycho
    1:13:38 banger
    1:29:23 hack #2
    1:40:29 hack #3
    1:45:35 kill #1
    1:49:19 clip that
    1:52:08 yaah
    1:58:52 gambling on stream
    1:59:39 hack #3
    2:08:06 no drivers license
    2:24:52 hack #4
    2:37:13 n-n-n-n-naked girls!
    2:37:24 kill #2
    2:43:04 hack #5
    2:58:01 hack #6
    3:04:41 next game pwease
    3:10:44 CRYEP i thought the cops were just here
    3:19:32 kidnapper
    3:22:31 lucas
    3:27:20 hack #7
    3:31:31 juggles first stream
    3:35:06 wake up
    3:41:31 hack #8
    3:54:08 hack #9

    • @noelan7918
      @noelan7918 2 года назад +3

      4:08:26 hack #10
      4:23:04 deeb web
      4:27:58 hack #11
      4:38:28 hack #12
      4:49:44 juggles stream
      4:51:26 hack #13
      5:01:35 another juggles stream
      5:03:18 hack #14
      5:19:34 INSANE streamer streams ZORN
      5:25:57 hack #15
      5:32:12 another another juggles stream
      5:36:51 hack #16

    • @jellydish612
      @jellydish612 Год назад +1

      @@noelan7918 1:41:13 he LOVES gambling

  • @markhaus
    @markhaus 2 года назад +27

    This is one of my favorite streams and it’s only half as good without chat. Like watching chat beg for mercy during the juggles ASMR bit

  • @Frilson
    @Frilson 2 года назад +12

    Makes nothing but bad decisions for 6 hours straight

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +23

    5:21:55 baby streamer

    • @benni4451
      @benni4451 3 года назад +10

      I appreciate the effort you put into this comment section.

  • @sighpie.
    @sighpie. 2 года назад +3

    56:10
    2:26:07
    2:28:23
    2:37:08 - 2:37:45
    3:15:24
    4:21:35
    4:40:20
    4:49:55
    5:04:50
    5:23:11
    5:42:50

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +17

    1:14:44 jermaOld

  • @bannedthricelol8799
    @bannedthricelol8799 2 года назад +11

    What the fuck is this game lmao
    You've got that weird My Summer Car part at the start, then when streaming you have to actively balance Reigns while also doing minigames from Welcome to the Game?

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +25

    4:49:55 juggles the byeah

  • @zantezalighieri
    @zantezalighieri Год назад +3

    3:23 on revisiting phasophobia
    4:22 why jermaSlugPog? + 4:52 chaotic lord
    5:58 he lied about playing Exanima
    11:58 birthing hips harry
    18:40 "Z" in front of word, jerma community lore!!! holy
    - 32:32 zorn hub + 37:33 exploration
    - 39:16 zerma??
    - 1:55:24 z...[erk off]
    20:06 jerma after leaving his den:
    31:00 missed fortnire bit
    34:22 real life doorbell
    41:10 underperforming streamer steven :(
    48:54 pretentious postmates peter + fast delivery
    51:14 pig > mic
    55:20 first stream
    58:00 speedrun ban
    58:35 monkaS hacker
    1:02:05 they saw.. :[ + 1:02:50 no, zom, I wasn't watching zorn
    1:03:50 ZoeTube
    1:05:25 mega deluxe super-preorder 42 pound keanu reeves artbook
    1:06:15 demented streamer
    1:08:52 muzikz + new moon wallpaper
    1:14:40 mid-90s internent boomer history lesson + WoW breakdown + internet e-clown + daffy duck of twitch
    1:16:55 which cartoon character is zermal? + gamified ad quiz
    1:21:37 new quizzes to come
    1:23:27 rude but correct chatter
    1:24:53 in chat: "it wasn't me :)" above ":) *finger pointing up emoji* it was him"
    1:25:10 torrented dark souls
    1:26:20 going to beat Dark Suls ON STREAM + 1:29:11 feels real
    1:34:35 example of why he doesn't read subs
    1:35:28 trollolol + entertainer reflex
    1:39:40 blackjack, ez money + 1:41:40 immediately bankrupt
    1:45:20 new waiter making a great 1st impression
    1:50:28 allrightwegottaplayblackjackuntilwehavenoughmoneytobuyabath
    1:54:00 scratch tickets + gambling streamaer game is fun
    2:00:20 bathtub :O + 2:04:15
    2:07:58 actual streamer life sim (ft. car crash)
    2:09:20 dealer /neg
    2:22:45 copypasta
    2:25:20 good stream + chat war
    2:31:45 he's enjoying the game! + 2:45:34 he's obSESSED + 2:58:45
    2:34:33 just live downtown 4head + unstoppable force
    2:36:04 is there nudity? + firework kaddy purry + 2:37:10 REACT TO NAKED GIRLZ (*crashes*)
    2:39:32 the Jerma985 McDonald's meal
    2:41:48 shut up, wanker + CSGO case + jerma loves csgo box openings :tf:
    2:47:08 beatdarksuls ON STREAM + rude D:
    2:54:05 ...is it some sorta currency thing?
    3:09:20 ...thanks for the 10 bucks
    3:12:35 actual shitty quality stream (further down the stream)
    3:14:21 no. more. gambling. (he means it)
    3:15:24 butt chug + ACTUAL ban (2 minute timeout)
    3:16:53 runs after bus + how jerma interprets interacting with a kid
    3:19:52 truck burrito jermaVenus
    3:26:41 zerma at the grocery store
    3:29:13 chatter isn't having fun watching jerma having fun and demands that their wants be fulfilled
    3:31:21 pro asmr streamer + 3:34:37 gfy + 3:35:10 WAKEUP
    3:53:05 money maker coder + DOUBEL MONEY
    3:57:13 Pogs in the chat 4 no bills + On Pog
    4:03:37 gross
    4:04:30 get a better house 4Head
    4:04:32 new stream money meta
    4:09:18 streaming b4 shitting
    4:09:44 poopy underwear streamer
    4:21:33 sumbudyonse + 4:22:20 Pogged their pants
    4:23:05 deep web app (legit)
    4:31:29 ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU *thanks for the 20 bucks* ILOVEYOU + juggles
    4:33:17 Jerma985, asmr streamer
    4:35:24 asmr ad stream :O
    4:39:06 this stream is a fullscreen cam of a blank wall while asmr is going on
    4:46:37 MODS
    4:49:35 JUGGLES
    4:58:33 window toilet
    4:59:57 deleted VOD :(
    5:01:38 HE"S BACK
    5:05:10 too real...
    5:06:11 you like that one, GOD!?
    5:10:27 zorn hub or riot + twitch staff approval (+ 5:11:45)
    5:31:07 counterstrake
    5:31:58 stomach-shaking mogul + 5:34:08 jermaGrin + thanksforthesub rap
    5:36:43 aces only pepeLaugh
    5:38:57 Juggles IP-banned :[

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 3 года назад +174

    I saw myself in chat :) im famous

  • @pluginmao4604
    @pluginmao4604 2 года назад +5

    56:00 there's somebody here!

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +27

    5:04:37 juggles in real life

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +15

    1:35:20 troll stream

  • @GT7776
    @GT7776 3 года назад +4

    I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +20

    4:21:36 jerma on the internet

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +13

    2:28:24 lore

  • @MizuSwano
    @MizuSwano 3 года назад +13

    2:37:10 The Long Drive crash but better

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +25

    4:38:15 jerma runs an ASMR stream

  • @elegy8187
    @elegy8187 2 года назад +6

    5:23:55 Streamer gets ZANNED for ZERKING OFF

  • @CSGOSeries
    @CSGOSeries 4 года назад +28

    1:34:24 predicted AA EE OO

    • @Ozeanic
      @Ozeanic 4 года назад +10

      That's brain power you daft

    • @Simoran
      @Simoran 3 года назад +5

      If anything the best prediction was at 4:22:59

    • @JiF28
      @JiF28 3 года назад +1

      @@Simoran honestly the pog guy had said some not very pog stuff before the final straw that got him banned, before this stream
      not to be too pedantic but yeah 😬

  • @Hermit1O1
    @Hermit1O1 3 месяца назад

    1:57:30 Goofy from McDonald’s, Optimus Prime from Omegabots

  • @Notepad37
    @Notepad37 2 года назад +2

    4:43:46 - "Whata fucked upped stream"
    Chat "which stream?"

  • @skreign
    @skreign 3 года назад +3

    20:27

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +12

    2:27:04 chat fight

  • @Tharodin1
    @Tharodin1 2 года назад +1

    2:36:40
    4:50:00
    5:03:35
    5:46:50

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 года назад +5

    Now Streamer Life just needs to add an in-game Streamer Simulator to complete the circle

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 года назад +14

    4:31:55 jermaDisgust

  • @mannyc.4990
    @mannyc.4990 7 месяцев назад

    3:31:10: Stream
    4:49:56: Juggles the Great

  • @justanotheruser2611
    @justanotheruser2611 4 года назад +3

    2:58:18
    2:36:15

  • @ergoproxy-gx2cq
    @ergoproxy-gx2cq 8 месяцев назад

    1:02:50 why did i laugh so hard at that its so dumb 😂. How is just adding the letter z to anything just so funny to me

  • @magron8029
    @magron8029 3 года назад +4

    Why is this categorized as Five nights at Freddy's gameplay

    • @JermaStreamArchiveWithChat
      @JermaStreamArchiveWithChat  3 года назад +5

      "Using algorithms, RUclips figures out the central topics in a video and uses that info to develop video collections for a game." - support.google.com/youtube/answer/9134402
      RUclips's "algorithms" thought that that was what this video was, and I haven't gotten around to setting the game category on most of these videos.

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 2 года назад +3

      @@JermaStreamArchiveWithChat I don't know if it was you or not, but it's fixed now :)

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 9 месяцев назад

    Of course he does everything as badly as you can 😂😂

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 года назад +1

    1:37:53 HUH?!

  • @barto22
    @barto22 2 года назад

    My favorite in game stream

  • @J-OKAMI
    @J-OKAMI Год назад

    27:20

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 3 месяца назад +1

    DSP Simulator

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +7

    Zootube sounds like some really dodgy website

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 года назад +1

    2:37:20 Nnnnnnnnaked

  • @theboy3353
    @theboy3353 4 года назад +5

    3:20:06

  • @lukewarm_lemon_tea
    @lukewarm_lemon_tea 4 месяца назад

    1:45:34 i'm dead

  • @lancestryker
    @lancestryker 3 года назад +4

    FFS WHEN IS HE GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE

  • @Hermit1O1
    @Hermit1O1 7 месяцев назад

    4:29:12 true

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 года назад

    5:21:24 +2

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 9 месяцев назад

    3:31:40 i was like ”blacks”?👁️👁️

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 9 месяцев назад +1

    Its sometimes so stupid that he pretends or actually IS this stupid that he cant play any game at all and does everything wrong

  • @camrenwilmoth7438
    @camrenwilmoth7438 2 года назад

    HI

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how chat whines about mentioning Joe Biden as “politics” but any trump joke is fair game

  • @kamiloalvarez5800
    @kamiloalvarez5800 Год назад +2

    sometimes jerma act too weird and stupid

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 3 года назад +5

    4:13:57

  • @karlosjr56
    @karlosjr56 3 года назад +3

    5:05:42

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 года назад

    2:38:34

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 года назад

    5:47:01

  • @grannyplays4938
    @grannyplays4938 Год назад

    3:23:15