@@linkheroofhyrule9118those people saying "stop spamming" are really so braindead. Tf they expected when they clicked on a Technoblade video? I hope when they die nobody remembers them, exactly like how are they being rn.
Id check out technodad. Hes rlly sweet and he currently is a lead poster in the techno forums on reddit. He almost made me cry when he was talking about techno tbh
This kinda shows how easy it is to set up cool moments for manhunts. Of course it takes effort to do these things, but a lot of the interactions in the original series can easily be practiced well in advance. Especially with the waves of sudden incompetence the hunters go through. Normal manhunts are why horror protagonists are stupid and not the antagonist, this vid is cool because it's a dance of both players being competent.
“You put dramatic music on this to make it look like you’re clutching but in reality you’re just being dominated” That right there is a Techno quote. I can actually hear him say it.
"Nooo! I have to kill Dream! I need his clout!" *kills Dream in a duel in the End, with half a heart, almost shattered armor, and a Stone Axe* "Say it with me kids; Not even close."
2:13 Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances. -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
That was actually a pretty good move, because dropping in TNT before you jump in the portal, pretty much lowers the chances of you getting spawncamped there. You have a 50/50 chance the TNT will hit something.
Everyone talking about how accurate everything is (and yes it all was insane) but can we just appreciate the fact that these guys were able to pull of some pretty crazy stuff throughout the video??? I'm beyond impressed.
No I won't, because after playing Minecraft for over 8 years and having seen basically everything, there's not much that can really impress me at this point. Yeah I'm quite fun at parties, (because I don't go to them).
Technoblade would be the type of person who would say "not even close" after having half a heart and barely stopping someone from beating the ender dragon
Lyrics: Dream: Hey techno let me get my recording device up right now Techno: an orphan tried that on me once, he’s not alive anymore Techno: Dream! Dream: *gasp* Techno: oh nice one dream. Techno: really thought that one up didn’t you Techno: oh dream, death is inevitable Techno: *viliager noises* Dream: oh a vilager. Techno: oh let me guess, nether portal trap? Dream: eh close enough Techno: the block proportion to dirt proportion is quite- okay really funny dream Techno: yeah life isn’t worth living buddy, this is what I have to do for your videos? Techo: oh dream oh dream, dream I totally don’t see you Techno: not even close Techno: he’s too good, he’s too good Techno: I’m sure you’ll put dramatic music over this and look like you’re clutching but in reality you’re just getting dominated. Techno: life is not worth living life is not worth living Techno: top 10 dream hiding moments… zero iq Techno: oh dream yeah nice try Techo: I bet you’re freaking out or something Dream: why’d I be freaking out? Techno: cus ur dream, oh dream Techno: viliager noises Techno: sound of death, very satisfying Techno: pillager noises Techno: well off to defeat the ender dragon only joking that’s not allowed Techno: dream there’s a little something called predictability Dream: gasp Techno: friend I love you dream Dream: stop! Techno: oh dream you’ve got a friend! Techno: don’t mind if I do.. God: you two need to stop fighting Techno okay whoever did this narration actually needs to get paid more this is- God: shut up you stupid pink pig this is god speaking Techno: uh god? God: yes Techno: can I get pig rank? God: of corse Techno: oh thanks dude I really appreciate it God: only joking bro Tehcno:no!
There's a possibility that it happened, Techno said that he downloaded a few vids before his demise if I understood it correctly, so it might be one of those or maybe I got it wrong
dream stans would actually be crying if techno just countered or predicted dreams "500IQ" plays like I know the reverse ender pearl counter would piss off dream stans and techno stans would be like "bruh didn't deflect his ender pearl into the void what a nerd" edit:obligatory thanks for the 1k internet points (insert emoji here)
Dream actually sent me this video. Apparently it was scrapped for some reason
Bet
lol of course
Also, that guy didnt sound like dream at the start
i was being sarcastic to the original comment. of course this isnt dreams actual video he was joking
0:54 yes McYum is technoblade people, I have found the secret to life
"sound of death, very satisfying"
-Techno impostor 2020
Calls meeting
"Subscribe to Technoblade"
WORTH
Do you mean TECHNOFAKE!?!?
@@Jasper_C_ oh no!!!
He kinda sus ngl
Impostor lmaoo
Dream: *pearls behind Techno*
Techno: *pearls behind Dream*
Dream: No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!
THAT PART WAS HILARIOUS
nothing personnel kid
"Please! I need content!"
"Game over"
Nice Sakurai quote
The bit where “Techno” says in reality ur getting dominated literally killed me. SO FUNNY
wait, how are you typing rn? were you resuscitated?
@@Ruskah0307 yes, re(sus)citacion is very common using necromancy.
Im reading as he says that
@@ambersugarsimp3890 sus
Rest In Peace Alex, we loved you and we always will. You’ll never be forgot
stop spamming every comment section that exists
@@Shibabruh wdym I only did it like 3 times
THANKS FOR BRINGING SUCH A CHEERFUL MOOD TO THE VIDEO!
@@xklotsj you are welcome I just miss him
@@skeletonbone6053 it was sarcasm you fucking idiot
therapist: 9 year old dream and british Technoblade dosent exist. he cant hurt you
9 year old dream and british Technoblade:
Bruh lol
ahhhh tf
More like 12 year old dream
LMAOO
999th like
I like how British Techno literally says “life is not worth living” multiple times and there are still people saying he doesn’t sound depressed enough
It's the tone. Not the words
@@sidekickarmadillo exactly!
@Shelby Teague who says that anyway?
@@sidekickarmadillo for me the lack of motivation and the fact it sounds like hes said the same thing 50 times is more depressing
@@Ryothh ur mom
Lets be honest dream would never make it that far if Technoblade was hunting him
Techno isn't a hunter but was a proffesional pvp master. Hunting Dream would make it fair if it was only those 2 men
Technoblade never dies
@TravisScottFan so did those people at travis’s concert 💀
@Dumpertron 1 lmao you got owned bozo
@Dumpertron 1 edgy dumbass lmfao
Going back and watching techno and techno related content feels almost melancholic. We miss you, RIP blood god
The scream THERE ONLY GETTING LOUDER
L YOU SUCK AT BEDWARS COULDN'T EVEN BEAT A CHILD AKA TOMMYINIT
"An orphan tried that on me once you know"
"He's not alive anymore."
Neither are his parents.
@@melishdoge4933 "Second worst thing that happened to him"
“curb stomp the dog”
The number of likes you have
You're cursed
It was Sapnap
The deadpan delivery, the villager noises to blend in, the stylish plays with no acknowledgement, this is 100% Techno and I love it
And the way he sounds like the edgiest person?
666 likes
Ruined
Effortlessly dominatjng something something
- sun tzu
@@wiredfall8156 monotone=edge??
Drops into lava:
NOT EVEN CLOSE
2:02
This line hits very differently now.
Rip
recommended 1 day after techno passed away.... RIP Techno....
stop spamming every comment section that exists
Plot twist: this is the actual manhunt, and they just did a voiceover.
Exactly
no...this can't be real
Miki_hero it is he said dream sent it to him and it was a scraped video
It's not real at 2:06 It says McTum went to the end not Technoblade.
When you look technoblade has a mctum as his username and also if it was real it'd switch from dream to technoblade
Fake
Technoblade didn't sound depressed enough.
You mean Monotone? Lmao
@@em.5941 either way, he sounds kinda dead inside
@@ashleysilver4295
Because he is
@@davisdf3064 it's only common knowledge
@Mankirat Singh basically
RIP techno blade i didn’t watch much of his content but I still know that he was a gifted RUclipsr rip fly high
@@ItsGrand I wasn’t this is my first comment ever on this topic
Just stop
@@linkheroofhyrule9118those people saying "stop spamming" are really so braindead. Tf they expected when they clicked on a Technoblade video? I hope when they die nobody remembers them, exactly like how are they being rn.
its just depressing at this point that no more technoblade content is ever gonna come
Yes
Actually some might, there is a small chance he has some videos he never uploaded before his death
Id check out technodad. Hes rlly sweet and he currently is a lead poster in the techno forums on reddit. He almost made me cry when he was talking about techno tbh
@@birb.9684 technodad is the best to hear things technoblade related as he is..... technoblades dad
@@joshmonkeyvr2209 yeah ik but not a ton of ppl know hes active in the community
“Life is not worth living”
- Techonoblade 2020
Quality grammar
Technoblade*
Lol the timing while reading comments
Ah yes my favourite catchphrase
What is he saying at 1:55 ?
Inaccurate, live chat isn’t reminding him over every single thing he missed like the dirt
*technoblade you missed some dirt
your mic is muted
E
/rainbowchat
"Technoblade, dreams secret base is at -69 69 420!!!🐷🐷 Spam this so techno can see!!!!"
if only we could get this video for real rip techno gone but loved and never forgotten
stop spamming every comment section that exists
@@Shibabruh what?
@@prisomatic3472 it makes us sad and puts our mood down when we see your comment.
@@AlienYardyes ok so I’m gonna assume you posted that on every other comment that is similar to mine 👍
@@prisomatic3472 what?
Worst thing about this video is it's given us a glimpse into something we will never have...
Unfortunate
Therapist: british techno can't hurt you
British techno:
Bri-ish dream scares me more
they both scare me
@@dako_ami deleted it
Peeepppa pig
makes sense
Technoblade, probably: I may be an atheist, but if God in heaven above intervenes in your Minecraft battle, then you should probably stop fighting.
@@MaticJ29 That was his first mistake.
"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate." -Technoblade, The Potato War (FINALE)
@MeIsNoob Gaming oh no hes ceiling gang
@MeIsNoob Gaming it’s cured when u make a profile there’s a 1/1000 that ur pfp is upside down
@@NightmaredPie no ceiling gang is dead lol
This kinda shows how easy it is to set up cool moments for manhunts. Of course it takes effort to do these things, but a lot of the interactions in the original series can easily be practiced well in advance. Especially with the waves of sudden incompetence the hunters go through. Normal manhunts are why horror protagonists are stupid and not the antagonist, this vid is cool because it's a dance of both players being competent.
Rest in peace Techno, You are missed and will be missed.
stop spamming every comment section that exists
@@Shibabruh tf u on?
I don't spam,
“You are missed and will be missed”
“You put dramatic music on this to make it look like you’re clutching but in reality you’re just being dominated”
That right there is a Techno quote. I can actually hear him say it.
"Nooo! I have to kill Dream! I need his clout!"
*kills Dream in a duel in the End, with half a heart, almost shattered armor, and a Stone Axe*
"Say it with me kids; Not even close."
@@boid9761 ?
@@boid9761 what do you mean by clout?
@@svrmaster103 basically another word for popularity
lol
I thought you’d make Techno distracted by some potatoes when they pass a village so he gives up the manhunt and starts a potato farm.
Or he could just stare at them and then go kill squids
Accurate lmfao
666 likes
White profile go brrrrrr
Videos like this make me want to see a minecraft manhunt from a hunters perspective
Sad to know that this won't ever happen :(
why is this so accurate, i would believe that actually happened
True
Same
@The Spooky Skeleton probably broke the actual weapons
@@chatbot9560 did you quote that from Sun Tzu, The Art of War?
Hey mom look it that itmg guy
“Ya need to be freaking out or something, Dream.”
“Why’d I be freaking out?”
_””Cuz you’re Dream.”_
*_O O F ! !_*
1:45
I saw this comment when it played..
*o h d r e a m*
*Oh Dream.*
people disliking because 'oh no technoblade died' well what the hell, this has nothing to do with his death, just because it mentions him, jesus
I wish technoblade was still there......🐷👑
2:13 Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances.
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
That was actually a pretty good move, because dropping in TNT before you jump in the portal, pretty much lowers the chances of you getting spawncamped there. You have a 50/50 chance the TNT will hit something.
D-Man, not if they already know it will happen, and they do
But he doesn't have anything to lose if he drops TNT
So that means if Hitler read this Sun Tzu quote we would have probably lost ww2
@@davidloza9316 not really, the existence of nukes would've still given the win to the allies.
I've never had to say this before, but Techno would actually be more energetic.
He would actually try to a manhunt to make the video more than a depressing video and so would dream
He didn't sleep well
Yes
lol
I feel the stans nearby
and this is why he decided to go to heaven and conquer the realm by defeating god
If mcyum was in a manhunt he would kill dream instantly instead of following a script
Technoblade saying "oh dream" is a thing I want to hear before i die
don't we all
didn’t he say it once in a mcc stream? if he didn’t my mind is just thinking of him saying it lol
@@McYum I want it
*THE SARCASM, MAKE IT STOP*
@@McYum y e s
Technoblade: i fear no man
but that thing
*God*
it scares me
Isn’t techno the blood god?
ironic how technoblade is atheist
Not even close
Quote from Techno, "I'm an atheist. But when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate."
Technoblade: i fear no man
but that thing
God who denies giving me pig rank
it scares me
May he rest in peace
Rest In Peace 🕊️ Technoblade fly high
I feel like a technoblade manhunt would either last 5 minutes or 6 hours
There is no in between
They can’t be 5 min short
and it would be perfect either way
Depending on who is the hunter and who’s the runner
Theres a rule that means there has to be 20 mins
I'm glad I got this in my recommendations
yeah me too
Same
hi mortal
Same
same
All techno vids are resurfacing now.
Manhunt ended,
Techno died,
This video is so sad
very. very. accurate.
Skeppy damn
Thanks i put it on recent to find dream stans
Damn the real skeppy
Wow 0.0
Bruh how does this comment have 11 likes
Techno Fans be like: Bruh Techno is still trash can't even kill him instantly
bruh techno is so trash can't even kill him instantly
bruh techno is so trash can’t even kill him instantly
bruh techno is so trash can’t even kill him instantly
Uhm i don't get the joke
bruh techno is so trash that even 1 hit him
Gold now there’s two characters that say OHHHH DREEEEEEEAAAAMMM lol
Rest in peace Techno. We miss you king 👑🐽
Everyone talking about how accurate everything is (and yes it all was insane) but can we just appreciate the fact that these guys were able to pull of some pretty crazy stuff throughout the video??? I'm beyond impressed.
the berry cluch was insane
No I won't, because after playing Minecraft for over 8 years and having seen basically everything, there's not much that can really impress me at this point.
Yeah I'm quite fun at parties, (because I don't go to them).
@@teiull9388 berry clutch is easier than normal water mlg
@Christopher C. yeah I agree, you never asked.
@@Sednas check out sci craft those guys are nuts
This is so accurate, Techno doesn’t even have a compass in his inventory to find Dream.
HUMAN GPS
@@asim4243 yeah lol
Does he need one,I'd suppose that he can smell his prey while hunting
That’s because he is the compas
He doesn't need that he's to good
“Hmrrr”
“Oh look, a villager!”
That got me 💀
This place is a memorial now.
Technoblade would be the type of person who would say "not even close" after having half a heart and barely stopping someone from beating the ender dragon
technoblade never dies
@@rainonedavid3564 wdym?
@@rainonedavid3564 ?
@@rainonedavid3564 Thread? Which thread?
it's an inside joke, there is no actual salt
Lyrics:
Dream: Hey techno let me get my recording device up right now
Techno: an orphan tried that on me once, he’s not alive anymore
Techno: Dream!
Dream: *gasp*
Techno: oh nice one dream.
Techno: really thought that one up didn’t you
Techno: oh dream, death is inevitable
Techno: *viliager noises*
Dream: oh a vilager.
Techno: oh let me guess, nether portal trap?
Dream: eh close enough
Techno: the block proportion to dirt proportion is quite- okay really funny dream
Techno: yeah life isn’t worth living buddy, this is what I have to do for your videos?
Techo: oh dream oh dream, dream I totally don’t see you
Techno: not even close
Techno: he’s too good, he’s too good
Techno: I’m sure you’ll put dramatic music over this and look like you’re clutching but in reality you’re just getting dominated.
Techno: life is not worth living life is not worth living
Techno: top 10 dream hiding moments… zero iq
Techno: oh dream yeah nice try
Techo: I bet you’re freaking out or something
Dream: why’d I be freaking out?
Techno: cus ur dream, oh dream
Techno: viliager noises
Techno: sound of death, very satisfying
Techno: pillager noises
Techno: well off to defeat the ender dragon only joking that’s not allowed
Techno: dream there’s a little something called predictability
Dream: gasp
Techno: friend I love you dream
Dream: stop!
Techno: oh dream you’ve got a friend!
Techno: don’t mind if I do..
God: you two need to stop fighting
Techno okay whoever did this narration actually needs to get paid more this is-
God: shut up you stupid pink pig this is god speaking
Techno: uh god?
God: yes
Techno: can I get pig rank?
God: of corse
Techno: oh thanks dude I really appreciate it
God: only joking bro
Tehcno:no!
I miss him
"
"-sun tzu"
-sun tzu
"
-sun tzu
the art of war
-zun tsu
tun szu
Pog
war of art
tzu sun
I really like how “Dream” tries every “big brain move™” he has ever pulled off in his manhunt videos.
And technoblade counters each one
@@jaymeslanske1234 as if he would in real life hes too lazy lol
@@forestmiller4540 he would probably just use them to trap dream in a hole and murder him while acting and talking like a psychopath while doing so
Too predictible, i think he would thought about something new
I liked for the trademark
un fortunately this will never happen...
Ever since he's gone
There's a possibility that it happened, Techno said that he downloaded a few vids before his demise if I understood it correctly, so it might be one of those or maybe I got it wrong
Technoblade never dies
this is innacurate, techno’s chat wasn’t saying his mic was muted every 0.871541050 seconds.
or E every millisecond
or every 2.3213 miliseconds
And he never mentioned the “Sunk Cost Fallacy” which Techno is required by law to mention every 5 seconds
He also wasnt using a steering wheel
nah this is still accurate but the wasnt accurate thing is that the chat doesnt says: bad you dont kill dream bad technobad
Techno doesn’t need a compass he’s already the human gps
its so good right
So true
@@christinamullen8563 it's true
*pig gps
@@thepig2472 watch the smp :/
“Life is not worth living” that aged poorly.
“Technoblade never dies” May he rest in peace
Fly high, Technoblade
stop spamming every comment section that exists
rest in peace tec
OMG “TECHNO” HAS ME DYING LMFAO
*This is secretly just an alternate universe where Dream is 19 instead of SapNap, and Techno is George...*
Rest in Peace Technoblade
crybaby
The man the myth the legend will be remembered
dream stans would actually be crying if techno just countered or predicted dreams "500IQ" plays like I know the reverse ender pearl counter would piss off dream stans and techno stans would be like "bruh didn't deflect his ender pearl into the void what a nerd"
edit:obligatory thanks for the 1k internet points (insert emoji here)
bro techno didnt ride the ender dragon and killed dream LLLLLL
Lmao, didnt even kill dream in the first minute L
@@rag9740 bruh are ypu high didn't even kill dream in the first second what a loser
intense human box didn’t even come back to life and murder god for not giving him pig rank. Nerd
@@PriyaGupta-fc9yf lol didn't even come back to life and become better god what a nerd
Techno would probably just be dead inside playing manhunts-
exactly
Long live the king
Dude, the thorn bush save, that's so smart.
"Even a Stone Axe is a better weapon than Diamond Sword"
-Techno
True unless you're on Bedorck
I feel like Technoblade will craft a Stone Axe and just use it ever since throughout the Manhunt
No the stone didn't do 7 damage like the diamond sword no it's totally false
Ironic
@@merlinthefrenchie You're right.
It does 9 damage
@@boid9761 I see it recently and I know I was wrong srry
you forgot dream yelling "OH MY GOD" at random intervals
or his "oh my god" wheres he is dead inside
I love how dream is silently grinding and techno just sounds bored
This coming up on my recommended now 😔
"Theres a little sign called predictiblity"
TOP 10 BEST VOICELINES
??????????????
@@tzukikrishima4308 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Little something" not "little sign"
@@SevenZeroEleven it’s a little sign. I named my minecraft Dungeon sign predictability when I commit villager trafficking
@@AnriTheAutism ??
british technoblade doesnt exist.
british technoblade: not even close.
What happened to Justin Y. ?!?!
Oh god it’s Justin R.
Where is your brother?
Great now there's TWO of them
IMPOSIBLE another Justin!
Rip the king. He will always be remembered. Technoblade never dies.
He didn’t even get to speedrun VR Minecraft when he wanted to a lot
Why does techno sound like he wants to end it all
Ah yes, Minecraft Manhunt but Dream hasn’t hit puberty yet and Technoblade is British
Please do more
Middle finger
Technically that exists in one universe
Sword Leader you are honestly stupid
AkinToTrin techno is american
@@Randommanontheinternet9641 it's a joke
tbh this actually is how technoblade would act in manhunt
I can tell just because I watch his live-streams all the time
naw
@@midgetthatnoonelikes2253 And why is that
He will get a weapon first rather than punch him
@@skelet8337 have you seen his bedwars and skywars games
Rip techno 😔
I miss technoblade :(
When Technoblade streams while hunting Dream in a speedrun video:
His Fans: BOOO YOU DIDNT KILL DREAM IN 0.000001 second
followed by a "what a loser"
What a big L
Imagine not just /kill @dream ha got to it before anyone could correct me
@@jacobsmith689 Cheats are probably disabled in actual manhunts
Technoblade can just slowly kill dream in 0.0000000000000001 second and even before when dream got everything
when the 2 smartest kids in the class have different answers
Unusual Side note: Shrek is Love Shrek is life.
That would be death note
So you have chosen death! Then they both get the question wrong.
@@jordondordon plot twist, they both get it right
@@sonoda7723 if they both got it right they wouldve had the same answer
@@syrup3154 you must be fun at parties :D
„Oh Dream 😐“
Rest in peace
You forgot the part where technoblade tactically farms potatoes in the end for 7 months
Same energy as the tactical crafting table
0/10 doesnt end with techno using /top to kill god
😂😂😂
You killed my lungs why?!
What tommyinnit read when he saw:Technoblade uses /top to kill vikkstar
Techno would kill the dragon first
Rest in peace Techno, fly high
Who needs Technoblade to make Techno content when you’ve got this guy.
Dream: how did you copy my moves??
Technoblade: "I saw it on reddit"
The absolute NO U
he saw it in the bible
@@notme9232 lolololol I died
@@balolongmiguelandreas7299 lmfao
He saw it in the Art of War book
rip Technoblade
Technoblade never dies
everyone dies
@@arsiarskila techno doesent
RIP TECHNO 🕊 ⚰️ ☹️ He is in better place now.
Arent we gonna talk about this part?
1:56
@Cassidy Tutt its "where is the library" in spanish. He screamed it once in a video with tommy
@@Skorpien. please specify what spanish that is because im Hispanic and that sounds like gibberish to me
it sounds nordic bruh
@@Skorpien. I really wanna see that now
@@marcoalen3823 if you mean the languages of the Nordic countries you are wrong. Nordic languages are nothing like that.
the “not even close” is something he would exactly say even though he’s on the brig of death
"DON'T. EVEN. *QUESTION.* IT."
Fancy meeting you here pardner
@@sploingle Shut up no one cares
@@Prothik no u
i think you mean brink, idk though
So nice seeing techno going easy on dream, aka using only 0.2% of his true power
The video is extremely accurate. great job