I am 74 & I think you are just awesome! I could listen to you all day. Please come to the West coast so I can come to see you. Either Seattle or Portland. I will be there in the front row!
@Mattrife13 I have died & gone to heaven! I hope this is infact, YOU. I am happy to meet you this way or anyway. Please come to Portland. I really be in the front row or die trying to be! Keep up the awesome outstanding work you are doing. You make this elderly lady laugh & you are also easy on my eyes. I kinda love you in a wholesome way. ❤️🫠
This is so true and sad, that most people turn to therapy because they do not have a friend to talk to, someone to listen to them. We overlook the fact that getting things off your chest is so important for our well-being.
Matt Rife can be my therapist all day any day dude lol...The amount of shit we'd talk about, and his comedy dark sense of humor is all I would need to feel better...
I would probably have less trauma today if Matt had been a comedian when I was a paramedic. Matt's *dark* sense of humor is perfect for anyone of us screw lose types who's worked in EMS.... it literally a job you have to have one or more screws lose to handle and make it out semi sane and alive anyways.
Between those two options, definitely choose the friend. Many competent and ethical therapists can help in ways friends can’t though, especially with certain types of problems, so I can’t get on board with writing them off all together.
@Mattrife13 I'm in Scotland, best wee country in the world, but it's fooking freezing, so always in need of a good laugh, and I'm glad to say I'm happy to be here 👋🏴
Matt, you are such a blessing. I found you yesterday on Netflix and watched this episode. I was dying😂. It was so great. I’m watching natural selection now I’m a night 🦉& had to pause to find your channel, subscribe & write to you. I’ve been told by many I have the best Airbnb in the bay. Hit me up when you’re in the SF Bay I got you.. Thank you for your work. I appreciate you.
I’ve been a therapist since 2002 - In 2011 One of my clients was going through a really hard time with a breakup and just really depressed - well 20min into the session I felt this overwhelming presence of LOVE beaming through every cell of my being and then there was an instant download into my mind.. (telepathic communication) I am a family member that has pass3ed away, and I am here to love and support him - so I asked him, do you have any family relatives that have passed away... There was silence for a minute and then he said yeah my dad- In that moment I was shown that we never stop existing and that we are truly magnificent beings ! Shortly after that experience with my client I started getting telepathic communication telling me to take a photo of the sky . I was driving and was told telepathically to take a photo of the sky. I didn't see or hear anything - You look at the photo and there are tons of crafts in the photo! Another time I was walking at the park and again was told to take a photo-And this boomerang-looking craft is in the photo 2012 After that intense experience, I went looking for answers as to what that love was that beamed through my entire body! And I came across a few channelers and was just thinking how amazing it would be to fly in a craft with them. Well two nights later I went to sleep, and I found myself in this oval room with three very tall beings! I was sitting on this seating that goes all around this oval room.. and I was looking into space and I saw this huge explosion then this mothership just appeared!!! Biggest thing I've ever seen! It was so profound I got goosebumps on my arms and went to look down and rub them and boom! I was back in bed. Knowing I was just on a craft with three ET beings! Then years later I was told It's called Astral Travel. Feb 2017 I was driving home late one night and was fidgeting with my radio when I heard in my head ACCIDENT ACCIDENT - I looked up at the road and I was reaching an intersection and there was a car stopped in my entire lane. I knew I was gonna T bone this guy and I slammed on my breaks and turned my wheel over to the side and our tires maybe touched! That was my proof that we have spirit guides with us 24-7- June 16th 2017 1:41am Imagine being woken up by a cymbal tone in your inner ear and when you open your eyes you see this being standing in your bathroom doorway-The first thing my mind said was: Your eyes are playing tricks on you, you aren't really seeing this bein. Then she moves slightly forward, and then I know that she's real and in that moment she backs further into the bathroom and out comes this huge sphere transparent with electricity on both sides of it. It floats right up to the side of my bed and then it shape shifts into a smaller object then elongates and flies slowly and silently through my ceiling. I know the logical mind wants to explain it away- Because its so far from anything we thought possible. My own mind tried explaining it away and she was right in front of me! I got up immediately and typed up what i just witnessed - Ive learned through all these experiences is that God, Consciousness, ETs, and UFOs are all in the same. You cant separate them.
Matt Rife this is funny and for me I do have to have my therapist ever since my Mom passed away 2017 and 2 brothers 2018, and 2019 and there 58, 39 and 34 years old..
Damn boy… You live in my hometown now!! Who would have ever thought. Been here my entire 51 years… you’re gonna love it!! Even cooler, I have stomped on your grounds before… How messed up is that?? Dirt Bikes and ATV’s were a big thing back in my day… Kismet baby, Welcome!! You’re gonna see bald eagles right from your property. If you ever see a Golden Eagle around, you better let me know, rare but here. 🦅☀️✨
one day. cannot wait to see you my dude. your crowds are just the best. homeboy just straight up let you jack his glasses. that's a true fan 🤘🏻🤘🏻 just the chillest people on the planet
Matt, you help us get shit off our chest. Laughing is like medicine and you're better than a 90 mg sea salt n peanutbutter cookie. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I'm 68 and didn't even fall down. I laid down, it was funny.
It would be cool, if you did a show at a haunted house someday. I'd watch the sheet out of it. Imagine if someone actually happened and the whole crowd sheets themselves
The book is thin enough to spend time reading but is the juice worth the squeeze? I mean, there's articles by CNN and FOX being released every few minutes and THAT shit is hilarious!!!!
My dream at this moment is to be able to get out the house 1st and 2nd go see Matt Rife. I have social phobia....so.....yeahhhh. Its real. Love u Matt!! Come to Florence, SC...pls!! Ill conquer my fears for you.
Matt Riff. Your the fn man. Man. Gawld damn i love your chit u put out there bro.. That's my dream... I gotta see u live. At least one show before i go.... But i tell u this when i do go... Your ass better believe ill be at every one of your shows fo sures... My ninja...
Matt: Did you want yo do it here and now? Therapist: Idk the energy is a little weird or off in here... Matt: I don't want to put you on the spot if you don't want to- Therapist: He said get a real f**king job!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
The Therapist needs a Therapist with her craziness 😂
No shit. Everything she said was 100% generic and could apply to anyone. 😅
If your therapist is also a psychic medium. Get a new therapist.
Major 🚩
🚩Absolutely🚩
Says the person with no job!!!!!
@@BrianWallack-f6y says the one using a burner account.
Great minds think alike....#hookem 🤘🏼
Psychic Mediums:
"I can talk to ghosts, watch this" Proceeds to say generic things that could apply to any person that has a deceased loved one.
Just like horoscopes 😂
Isn't that kind of the point?
She said "cut the 💩" after someone else said it.
@@Fh8919 It is. Taking advantage of the naive. Asking big payments for lies. These people should be in jail for theft.
That's the name of the book she gave him, @@ThatOldStoner
I am 74 & I think you are just awesome! I could listen to you all day. Please come to the West coast so I can come to see you. Either Seattle or Portland. I will be there in the front row!
@Mattrife13 I have died & gone to heaven! I hope this is infact, YOU. I am happy to meet you this way or anyway.
Please come to Portland. I really be in the front row or die trying to be!
Keep up the awesome outstanding work you are doing. You make this elderly lady laugh & you are also easy on my
eyes. I kinda love you in a wholesome way. ❤️🫠
Matt Rife you are the best!!! One day I will see you live and in person ❤️❤️
i can never get enough of this dude, he’s funny 😂❤
Same
His crowd work is what makes him awesome... Best I've ever seen, IMO.
WE love Matt so much :)
You won't believe what he do for a living.
What@@chillsourabh
This is so true and sad, that most people turn to therapy because they do not have a friend to talk to, someone to listen to them. We overlook the fact that getting things off your chest is so important for our well-being.
Everyone needs friends.
I couldn’t agree more
Constantly blows me away. How frickn quick he is.😍💝
Matt Rife can be my therapist all day any day dude lol...The amount of shit we'd talk about, and his comedy dark sense of humor is all I would need to feel better...
I would probably have less trauma today if Matt had been a comedian when I was a paramedic.
Matt's *dark* sense of humor is perfect for anyone of us screw lose types who's worked in EMS.... it literally a job you have to have one or more screws lose to handle and make it out semi sane and alive anyways.
O q vc quer tá mole
SO HAPPY FOR YOU Matt you bring such joy to me and so many other people ❤
💋
@Mattrife13 hi Baby how you doin? Your so Welcome! Thanks for the laughs ❤️ Love ya
"I pray to my grandpa before every single show" 🙏🏻😌
Kudos to you for not calling her out on her shit with that line from your grandpa 😂❤
Nothing says I'm a fraud like a "therapist" who writes a book, talks to dead people and says her goal is money.
Matt's right people... get a friend!!!
Between those two options, definitely choose the friend.
Many competent and ethical therapists can help in ways friends can’t though, especially with certain types of problems, so I can’t get on board with writing them off all together.
This could have been an hour long podcast.i'd listen
Love this! Thank you for keeping us laughing ❤
Your stand-ups are very funny man, whole new stuff❤
The only dead thing she can communicate with are her book sales...
I rewatch your content & I still find it hilarious 😅😅😅 you're so funny 🫶🚀
This was so good Matt. You never cease to amaze me 👌
Matt does ghost hunting on his off time and is one brave AF guy doing it.
Is it really brave to hunt things that don't exist? 😅
Definitely my new favourite comedian 😂
@Mattrife13 I'm in Scotland, best wee country in the world, but it's fooking freezing, so always in need of a good laugh, and I'm glad to say I'm happy to be here 👋🏴
Matt, you are such a blessing. I found you yesterday on Netflix and watched this episode. I was dying😂. It was so great. I’m watching natural selection now I’m a night 🦉& had to pause to find your channel, subscribe & write to you. I’ve been told by many I have the best Airbnb in the bay. Hit me up when you’re in the SF Bay I got you.. Thank you for your work. I appreciate you.
I love that Matt loves ghosts and paranormal, it’s actually got me super interested in it now too! 😃
Feel like anyone else could say things like this, and it applies to everyone else..
"no picture"😂awesome!😂👌
he never fails to make me laugh, what a great comedian
I loved this!! It was so funny!!
"speak to the dead" and all I could remember was pheobe 😂😂😂
😂😂For real!
I talked to the dead and they told me she's a fake and needs to see a therapist, not herself.
I’ve been a therapist since 2002 - In 2011 One of my clients was going through a really hard time with a breakup and just really depressed - well 20min into the session I felt this overwhelming presence of LOVE beaming through every cell of my being and then there was an instant download into my mind.. (telepathic communication) I am a family member that has pass3ed away, and I am here to love and support him - so I asked him, do you have any family relatives that have passed away... There was silence for a minute and then he said yeah my dad- In that moment I was shown that we never stop existing and that we are truly magnificent beings !
Shortly after that experience with my client I started getting telepathic communication telling me to take a photo of the sky . I was driving and was told telepathically to take a photo of the sky. I didn't see or hear anything - You look at the photo and there are tons of crafts in the photo! Another time I was walking at the park and again was told to take a photo-And this boomerang-looking craft is in the photo
2012
After that intense experience, I went looking for answers as to what that love was that beamed through my entire body! And I came across a few channelers and was just thinking how amazing it would be to fly in a craft with them. Well two nights later I went to sleep, and I found myself in this oval room with three very tall beings! I was sitting on this seating that goes all around this oval room.. and I was looking into space and I saw this huge explosion then this mothership just appeared!!! Biggest thing I've ever seen! It was so profound I got goosebumps on my arms and went to look down and rub them and boom! I was back in bed. Knowing I was just on a craft with three ET beings! Then years later I was told It's called Astral Travel.
Feb 2017
I was driving home late one night and was fidgeting with my radio when I heard in my head ACCIDENT ACCIDENT - I looked up at the road and I was reaching an intersection and there was a car stopped in my entire lane. I knew I was gonna T bone this guy and I slammed on my breaks and turned my wheel over to the side and our tires maybe touched! That was my proof that we have spirit guides with us 24-7-
June 16th 2017 1:41am
Imagine being woken up by a cymbal tone in your inner ear and when you open your eyes you see this being standing in your bathroom doorway-The first thing my mind said was: Your eyes are playing tricks on you, you aren't really seeing this bein. Then she moves slightly forward, and then I know that she's real and in that moment she backs further into the bathroom and out comes this huge sphere transparent with electricity on both sides of it. It floats right up to the side of my bed and then it shape shifts into a smaller object then elongates and flies slowly and silently through my ceiling. I know the logical mind wants to explain it away- Because its so far from anything we thought possible. My own mind tried explaining it away and she was right in front of me! I got up immediately and typed up what i just witnessed -
Ive learned through all these experiences is that God, Consciousness, ETs, and UFOs are all in the same. You cant separate them.
I believe in therapy for sure. It is something everyone should have the right therapist
Lost some brain cells trying to read this
Half the time they are more effed in the head than the people they treat.
@@kristingallo2158it’s way less than half of the time, but they definitely do exist. This woman seems to be one example
Best jokes on the right moment😂
Youre the best👌🏻👑
1:42-Therapist:Do you want a story?
Matt should've said-Do I want the story?Are you gonna charge me?
Matt Rife this is funny and for me I do have to have my therapist ever since my Mom passed away 2017 and 2 brothers 2018, and 2019 and there 58, 39 and 34 years old..
I watched a video of him talking about British Aluminium.. US Aluminum.. how he is very funny😂😂😂😂
Matt you're the best comedian and overall best man ever! 💞🥰
@Mattrife13 oh that's so nice you're very welcome it's my pleasure sweetie
Eres un gran comediante y unico !! Matt 😊. Tengo que aprender inglés lo mas rapido posible 😂❤❤
7:30 this shot made me think that the chair is going to move by itself at that time.
Love how your grandfather can roast you in the spirit world .. but I’m sure your grandfather is proud of your accomplishments and success.
Awesome!❤
The way he ask "what if I’m open to it?"🙃
Damn boy… You live in my hometown now!! Who would have ever thought. Been here my entire 51 years… you’re gonna love it!! Even cooler, I have stomped on your grounds before… How messed up is that?? Dirt Bikes and ATV’s were a big thing back in my day… Kismet baby, Welcome!! You’re gonna see bald eagles right from your property. If you ever see a Golden Eagle around, you better let me know, rare but here. 🦅☀️✨
She's crazy and he said things like that about his grandfather in early tapes
Yah just referenced shit from his first YT special. She fake as fuck
Just watched Lucid 😂
" Leave our assholes ALONE" killed me, post credits destroyed me.
If this man asked me what my dream was I would always say YOU ❤❤❤❤😍😍😍😍
You are awesome! 😆😆😆
The callback to her book - "Cut the shit" when she said she can talk to the dead - was brilliant
Bro I've only just come across you on fb, best believe I'm front row when you're in the UK!
Matt when are u doing a show in Pensacola FL 🧡
"He thought it was Free"
i spat my drink out
I want to see the rest of this!!
love your work
🔥🔥1st hits different😭😂
In order to understand Matt Rife , I decided to start learning English from zero
Hard hey? haha.. English is fucked haha 😊
Matt Rife kills it, though! Always ❤️
Matt their la a spirit in this video. Back and fowrds Matt u may want to look back in this video .
7:48 omfg dude o_o gave me chills
Best comic ❤
Matt has good will power because if I was him id be stopping the show to get a full reading from a medium 😂
4:41 so when you met Patty (when you were on the OVERNIGHT channel), you didn't ask her, or was she a different case?
one day. cannot wait to see you my dude. your crowds are just the best. homeboy just straight up let you jack his glasses. that's a true fan 🤘🏻🤘🏻 just the chillest people on the planet
❤❤❤WOW!!!
Oh man you have to make someday international tour
Matt Rife if you're reading this comment, I want to see the rest of this video please.
Love from INDIA ❤🇮🇳
So funny I loved the Netflix show
when youre therapist needs a therapist 😂😂😂
Matt, you help us get shit off our chest. Laughing is like medicine and you're better than a 90 mg sea salt n peanutbutter cookie. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I'm 68 and didn't even fall down. I laid down, it was funny.
I gotta meet you!!
Matt, I am so happy that you got to hear from your papaw again.
You’re welcome Matt !
As a clairvoyant therapist how do you know if the person is hearing voices or hearing voices.... lol
It would be cool, if you did a show at a haunted house someday. I'd watch the sheet out of it.
Imagine if someone actually happened and the whole crowd sheets themselves
Oh my goodness this was great
5:01 black guy is done lol
Yeah don't be messing with spirits
But that's the name of her book, too! Lol
Lmao Matt please come to Houston. We missing out.
NO PICTURES haha
Cut the $hit Rebecca Nelson!! 😂 that’s perfect
So we getting new haunted homies episodes?
I'm therapist...and also i'm crazy
🦇💩
Hahahahaaa yup was going to say same thing
Rifes hilarious 😂 ❤
The book is thin enough to spend time reading but is the juice worth the squeeze? I mean, there's articles by CNN and FOX being released every few minutes and THAT shit is hilarious!!!!
My dream at this moment is to be able to get out the house 1st and 2nd go see Matt Rife. I have social phobia....so.....yeahhhh. Its real. Love u Matt!! Come to Florence, SC...pls!! Ill conquer my fears for you.
I just love people who believe they are special and have super powers.
I'm assuming you're being sarcastic lol
@CantIllaoiThat Hoping, never assume. lolol
1K views in 6 minutes
Good job Matt
I think he invited the hawk toah girl to a show at the end of the month.
Matt Riff. Your the fn man. Man. Gawld damn i love your chit u put out there bro..
That's my dream... I gotta see u live. At least one show before i go....
But i tell u this when i do go... Your ass better believe ill be at every one of your shows fo sures... My ninja...
YO MATT ! Whens Haunted Homies coming back…..??? It’s been over 3 months since last episode 👻
Matt is fukn hilarious 😂
He was taking a chance at possibly opening Pandora's Box
Matt loves his Grandpa❤😊
Was hoping for the chair on stage to move…
hey matt in this video there are black shadows walking past the cameras that look like ghosts
I'm happy for you
& I sleep with the tv on those ghosts and monsters tho 😂
Fuckin funny as always. So good. Greetings from Germany
😂😂😂I’m crying tears laughing
@Mattrife13 We try. 😂. It’s all you. You keep us laughing. Please keep it up. The jokes I mean. Gotcha! 😂
Therapist + psychic = clearly a good digger.
Ur welcome.
Matt: Did you want yo do it here and now?
Therapist: Idk the energy is a little weird or off in here...
Matt: I don't want to put you on the spot if you don't want to-
Therapist: He said get a real f**king job!!!
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
If someone tells you they are a psychic medium they aren't.
Bro u too funny😂😂
Props to the editor “cut the shidd” - a black guy
Your welcome Matt