Not even 2 minutes in and these two are recreating at least 100+ fanfictions of themselves Edit: 4 minutes in and the audio could easily pass for a porno gone wrong
I love how james legitimately flinches because he knows first hand that alex is a 100% actual russian commando, and he has wholeheartedly told him and seen here that he will in fact try to murder james whenever possible.
Wow, I'm gonna have to unsubscribe to this ImmortalHD character. He was offered a gateway to citizenship and he was still grinding for James' money. So greedy.
Glad James finally got the balls to propose to the Russian cleaning lady
macaroni omg
You mean Ellen Degeneres?
Goldfish_Vender 💀💀
Hey i love the Darksiders profile pic!!
Aleks cleaning? Clearly this your first cowchop video
A wedding, a stabbing and a shoot out in one episode...
That precious edit with the ring oh my god
Every girls dream of how their man should propose.
I lost it
prob jakob :D
Marie-Lynn xo. It's a meme song? A lot of people know it
The true hero of this story is Jakob sitting so close putting that white sweater in perilous danger.
you could see the fear in his eyes
9:23 Real footage of an execution of a deserting Russian Soldier
deathbyjypsy 12:22 Real footage of Russian spy betraying and tormenting soldier
New favorite episode
The one were they shove that huge dildo through the door is always gonna be my favorite
Dill holy fuck
agreed, the moment James stabbed his hand I couldn't stop laughing
Same
Same 😂
congrats to my favorite couple
10:17 *"He click clacked himself"*
Capt. Sum Ting Wong nice referance
Not even 2 minutes in and these two are recreating at least 100+ fanfictions of themselves
Edit: 4 minutes in and the audio could easily pass for a porno gone wrong
UnovaTrainerWhite beat me to it Lul
Yes
The rest becomes the start of an amazing fetish porno.
no weebs allowed leave please
UnovaTrainerWhite they are my fantasy daddies
You’d think Aleks would leave when he hears the opera music
the opera music is inserted in the editing
Warboi not it’s not. It’s in the air
My friend: That’s a nice shirt where did you get it?
Me: 0:31
My friend: 0:33
deathbyjypsy 😂
0:32 ** that's better.
"Aww Aleks cares enough about James to throw the knife away from James"
*10 seconds later drives the knife down his hand*
I still have no clue what the fuck they used to give it that effect.
@@EbolaClown I thought it was real for 0.1 second xd
i think that was genuine fear on james face at 2:44
Aleks doesn't actually care about the prenup, he wants that greencard
Asher still put the shelf on backwards
2:44 Poor Couch ☹️
And so it begins... the destruction of the new couch
Same
Better than burning it
Oh shit you watch CowChop??? My RUclips world's are colliding rn
Nate420 couch chop
Something, something, sexual tension.
You're not opening your mouth wide enough.
1:47
MANA 😱
2:00 Aleks want some of that 7.7mill.
Meme
2:50
MANA novaHD lives on
Time for a new couch...
again
Couch-op
That knife through the hand prop fucked with my mind holy shit I thought it actually went through
Same
Samesies
I’m hella high that fucked me up
Arthur Cha do you smoke with a pipe? Cause I need tips on how to clean them
Wait it was fake?
I think aleks is having a mid life crisis
When does he not
THAT FUCKING MEME PLACEMENT IN THE BEGINNING WAS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU GUYS
There's a lesson to be learned here... Never close your eyes with your mouth wide open.
The pure, explicit fear in Jakob's eyes @9:13 is truly what defines CowChop
The original duo, back on the couch of shame. Yay?
i love james' reaction to aleks with the knife. he honestly thought he was about to get stabbed.
NOVAHD LIVES LMAO
...NEVERMIND
This is the funniest story of 2 comments
It's time for the eBay show bro!
"No prenup"
Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo, Serbia by Gavrilo Princip (1914, Colorized)
Honsou Did Nothing Wrong Sarajevo is the capital of Bosnia, but the mistake is understandable
Edin Sehic it was Serbia back then, though, wasn’t it? Now, of course, it’s Bosnia. Serbia sucks Thanos’ fat fucking nuts
This video had me dying of laughter, great vid.
This episode really felt like they got back to their roots with this one. Miss the shenanigans of this group.
James' facial expressions from 11:32 really pull this video together for me lol
That Bowie knife part actually scared me hahahah
1:18 When I give boys my heart
Maybe you shouldn't do that. It's not good for boys to smash your given heart with a sledgehammer on concrete floors. Bad girl. Stop
MANA tryna smash
MANA its cause we all think theres rings in there
Maybe don't just give your heart to just anyone? 😅😂😂😂😂😂
0:58 when girls give me their hearts (which never actually happens)
Hey guys couch looks normal again
Waiting on that Aleks upload today
rain wav don't get your hopes up remember what he said last time lol
rain wav it will took him again 6 months
SHORTYizRIPPIN I haven't forgotten... I just wish I did
rain wav He uploaded it yesterday.
pswmommy I am referring to the house tour upload he mentioned in the description of yesterdays video
lyrics:
no prenup?
*silence*
No prenup. Right?
Now THIS is content
Remember, Aleks shot first. ;)
Kreeper Boi after james dared him
Just by reading three comments I'm already super excited and ready for the gay moments
its magnificent
CowChop: "Where Every Bit Went Too Far", lol 😂
Every day I miss you guys
BRUH THE PROPOSAL BIT IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC
Every episode the "shelf" gets in worse and worse shape
I don't think you can even call it a "shelf" at this point
It’s just a little dent.
Every episode cowchop is in worse shape
2:04 "No i need that... because i still upload on my channel"
BOOM
i thought james getting the knife in his hand was real and i was having a panic attack.
Ninja Aleks now we know you’re stupid lol
I skipped a head by mistake and all i saw was him stabbing his hand, and fucking scared me😂
i thought so too until i saw the fake blood.
Ninja Aleks I knew it was fake and i still cringed at it
Ninja Aleks same here bro. Even after i knew it was fake tho i still cringed
I'm legitimately in tears from that fucking ending
Yuusss my favorite RUclips series
yes**
Thanks for killing knuckles.
11:34 James' face when he was contemplating the watermelon with mustard.
That Bazzi part of the video made my day.
That mustard shot at the end though 🌭🌭🌭
Damn aleks looking like a meal
Boy is looking like a super soaker full of mustard, if you know what I'm sayin.
Aleks looking like a 100 calorie oreo thin crisps packet
Kathryn Trowbridge Sebastian Solis!?!?
Aleks looking like some chicken tendies on a Wednesday afternoon
Literally
lookin fresh af in that new merch 👌🏽
They need to drop that shit and stop teasing us 😣😣😣
I am waiting for it 😍
9:38 the fake hand they used is there, thats great
This was by far my favorite episode you guys have done!
11:34 if that doesn't cement how cute James is, I don't know what will...
I like this episode.
Not too wild, not too boring.
It’s balanced.
they are out of fucking control
and it's fucking glorious.
Needless to say we've all come to that conclusion months ago.... They've already set their entire set on fire.
right?
James finally popped the question. I was so happy for these 2! Only for them to call it off a few seconds later.
Whenever I tell any one about this channel, I show them the ending where he squirts the mustard into his mouth lmaoooo
Watches "You So Fucking Precious" vids for almost an hour yesterday. Then this fucking gem of a video happens.
Hit it from the back and drive you wild
Jasonsei girl I lose myself up in those eyes
This may be my favorite episode ever. Aleks reaction to getting proposed to was ADORABLE.
James looks pretty baked while eating that watermelon. I love this episode.
The devolution of this show gets to me every time. keep up the good work boise
"You're not opening your mouth wide enough"
That first splat on James made the most satisfying splatter pattern ever!!
I can't believe my faves are engaged 😭😭
I feel like cow chop just keeps getting more and more amazing
6:35 that fully semi-automatic AR-16 is dangerous, it will kill you in your sleep
OMG REMEMBER THE DEAD RISING TWO MUSTARD AND KETCHUP GUN SHOP!!!!!!!! This is a throwback. Major feels.
the set is just disintegrating every episode
Aleks getting sprayed by mustard and rolling around in the couch almost made me cry
You know aleks is in a good mood, when he's destroying things. Rip James hand and cow sofa
this is my favourite series on youtube.
I love how james legitimately flinches because he knows first hand that alex is a 100% actual russian commando, and he has wholeheartedly told him and seen here that he will in fact try to murder james whenever possible.
this is the best prime time in a while, love you guys
Aleks, james got you a lovely gift for valentines and you literally broke his heart with a sledgehammer.
Cuz James wanted a prenup that's why. Figure it out
I actually started crying when James proposed! I want aleks to wear it forever
Aleks and James shooting mustard at eachother gave me flashbacks to when Sp00n and James did the same thing in Dead Rising 2 lool
this is my new absolute favorite episode, keep it up guys!!
rewatching this at 2am and for a second I legit thought James' hand got stabbed and was OMFG. just flipping the f out. I need to go to sleep.
in tears of joy and pain thank you cow chop
Top 10 anime shootouts
8:38 guess that's why you don't bring a knife to a gun fight 😂
8:30 AR15 vs good guy with a gun.
I love how James gets stabbed and he isn't even mad and Aleks spergs out when pelted with condiments.
The top shelf is upside down
my favorite soap cutting asmr channel
So are James and Aleks legally engaged now?
Mate the memeing these breathers is spot on boys. keep it up bring it back to the old days
aleks is such a pretty boy
Y'all know it's going down when the classical music starts
ALEKS DESTROYED THE COWCH AGAIN! NOOOOOO!!!!
1:47 these two fulfilling the wishes of thousands
immortalhd rap god
9:20 1876 north Korean escapee ruthlessly gunned down (colorized)
Wow, I'm gonna have to unsubscribe to this ImmortalHD character. He was offered a gateway to citizenship and he was still grinding for James' money. So greedy.
All the time I love it when James bullies aleks so good and funny