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Matt Stonie plz do a MEAT ONLY challenge...you u do challenges that are rich in carbs..but its the proteins that satiates our hunger and keeps us full for longer duration..LIKE FOR CHICKEN BREAST CHALLENGE!(OR BACON ONLY!).
I love how it's not just about the challenge. He actually talks to the viewers and doesn't stop the timer. He's smiling all the way the way through and just having fun
@M. Cuellar these types of comment makes the comment section more interesting and funny and no one cares if it's copied or not because the context is different every time
Things like professional eating are actually pretty entertaining for the fact that you want to see if he can even do it, even eating one pack of these dusty ass hoes would make the average adult a little sick
I did the math: He ate 1.653 pounds of sugar 1.215 pounds of fat If you eat 2000 calories a day The average sugar intake is 0.11 pounds The average fat intake is 0.17 pounds So he ate 15 times the average amount of sugar in a day 7 times the average amount of fat in a day
My grandma accidentally let me have 10 chips ahoy cookies, but that's nothing compared to this. 'This' being approximately 67 servings of cookies. Insane.
I’m not sure if this is going to cause me to be wooshed but you actually get diabetes from eating too much meat, and then the sugar is bad for you afterwards:P
@@rollingcoasters2311 i mean it ina joke and serious way, i wont say whoosh for as you have a good point and still managed too know i was probably joking. 😊😊
He’s definitely the guy we all read about in math problems
Matt buys approximately 203 Chip Ahoy cookies. Each cookie package has 33 cookies. About how many packages did he buy? Show your work.
@@Jasmine-hp8bm approximately 6.152 because x has to be element of N, it was either 6, or 7
And it's just over 8 cookies per minute
Jasmine yes that's so right😂
der da nerd
RoyalMinz not really ur just stupid
This man did 2 challenges in one.
He drank a gallon of milk, and ate 203 cookies
I drink alot of milk so i beated the milk challenge
Did you drink one gallon
2
Prove it
@@hsmsi ok by them first thing i texted then
His toilet gonna file a restraining order on him
Jajaja
stop, 😭😭😅😂🤣💀💀💀💀
🤣😭💀
LOL😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Noooooooo bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂
santa claus during christmas be like:
Except Santa is fatter 💀
Damn 150 likes and 0 comments
@@الغباءسبعصفرات must be sad 😂
Everytime Matt goes to a restaurant the manager smiles
Facts
And the bathroom janitor frowns
unless it's buffet…
he doesnt eat always like in the videos
sike you tought you could woosh me
Maneger : We got business boys
Me: Ugh, why can’t I lose weight?
Also me:
Your profile pic tells me that you are a man of culture
spleens pfp 👀👀
Same lmaoo😂
XD
Epic Person personally don’t like those cookies their to hard the only way I can eat them is if I dip them in milf for 5 mins
Grandma’s when they say “you need a snack before you leave”
*si*
Not mine
@@Nietabs si
Si?
Sisisisi
Yes Matt, the colourful cookies do indeed look way better than the regular
jesus loves you bro
its also a much thicker cookie which helps
@@BrodyStag Jesus loves everyone ❤ 💖
no cookies beat the original ones
us: imagine if you forgot to press record
matt: easy, do it again
Pain
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO,so true tho XDDD
Mega Oof
This dude purposely went to the self checkout section so he wouldn't look crazy going through a normal checkout lol
I would like to know what it would have been like if he went through automatic checking
@@ralvolvi7668 I would like to know the cashier's face when he uses normal checkout
Don’t we all
One TURBOWPOWER that would be facts
I was just thinking that oml
"Cookie Monster added you to friend list."
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I love when he actually eats things like we eat them
Who eats 203 cookies in a bowl and drinks 2 cartons of milk
@@Zona984 the motion of the eating
@@Skipium ye but you dip the cookies in milk not eat a bunch of cookies and drink milk after lol
@@Zona984thats like eating sushi and eat the wasabi after
@@randomNPCguy yeah lol
Santa ain't got nuthin' on me
Matt Stonie ture, you should do something like this around Christmas and make a giant COOKIE!?!? :p would be cool
Matt Stonie you are so crazy love your vids you should try to vlog
Matt Stonie plz do a MEAT ONLY challenge...you u do challenges that are rich in carbs..but its the proteins that satiates our hunger and keeps us full for longer duration..LIKE FOR CHICKEN BREAST CHALLENGE!(OR BACON ONLY!).
Bring Morgan voice back
i miss morgen matt 😭😭
*diabetes has entered the chat*
*obesity has entered the chat*
*health has left the chat*
*diabetes is now the admin*
*heart attack is typing...*
*Cavity’s are now the co-owners*
and anxiety
Deborah Tadele not underrated when it’s written every video dummy
*clogged arteries has been invited to the chat*
Stolen
Eats 203 cookies
Also him “ooh that’s a lot of milk”
ender gaming yeah it’s what I have it’s pretty good in my opinion
Hahaha😂
I have 3 happy days u know hahahaha so imam happy(:
@@khuwajahbelaaltariq5232 one piece
What’s ur pb
this got me craving cookies since he didn't seem to complain to much so it seems like it wouldn't be to bad
Dude, he's a pro, most of us would die
I crave choc biscuits and milk but just the right amount
I love how it's not just about the challenge. He actually talks to the viewers and doesn't stop the timer. He's smiling all the way the way through and just having fun
Ik he the sweetest!
Not like those mugkbang Channels that rape food
@@sbevexlr848
Excuse me, that must've been autocorrect. What did you try to say?
@@arcradire1559 the same thing I said
@@sbevexlr848
I- Okay 😅
Teacher: no eating in class!
Kids in the back of the class:
Yeeesssss
True
Hahahahaa the BEST comment
Hahah
Hayato xd
Guy: watch me eat 203 cookies
48 million people : I N T E R E S T I N G
Lol
@M. Cuellar no one asked
@M. Cuellar so you want everything once in your life?
@M. Cuellar these types of comment makes the comment section more interesting and funny and no one cares if it's copied or not because the context is different every time
@@gaminguniverselegend6548 why would you want the same comment over and over again
Isn't it just repetitive?
Every time I watch this dude eat, I start craving whatever he’s eating 😅
Same dude same
I want cookies so badddd
Doctor: i'm sorry you have matt stonie.
Diabetes: i know this day would come.
This comment is so underrated you deserve waaaaaay more likes than this.
@@imnotmillie3635 this is unoriginal
Knew*
Don’t make fun of diabetics my friend has it and she is not eating junk food and is not overweight
@50 5
They meant type two diabetes
His stomach when he starts another one of these challenges:
“Ah shit here we go again”
crøse xXxX imagine how many times he needs to go bathroom
Ah ****** here we ****** again
Madelyn Basinet soon as he slammed the milk his stomach knew.... ah shit here we go again.
Facts
its so insane
When its going good
Its going great
Stonie is hungryman
With thousands of stomach
At his back
Everytime he starts eating, his stomach is probably like, “Not again...”
:(
IKR!
I want to see Matt Stonie on a regular day. Just him doing stuff he does outside of viseos
StickMation Games he probably doesnt enjoy his food
After video: pukes
When the calories are gluttening, but the chips are so stunning.
Imagine if he was lactose intolerant..??
Toilet has left the chat.
hi Bosah omg 😱 lol
It did already
im lactose intolerant and just watching this makes me wanna throw up 🤢
I love milk
hi Bosah I doubt he would even do this if he was. Zero common sense to your comment
Imagine how much easier this would have been if he bought the chewy ones
Daniel Issa that would have been so much harder, after about 10 cookies your jaw would be so tired you wouldnt be able to chew anymore
@@Joe_J12e sounds like you just have a fuckin weak jaw lmao
@@666alucard facts
Joe Johnstone how has ur jaw lasted this long if gets tired then. I can eat like 2 packs and be fine
Eltron you’ve eaten 2 packs muy guy
He: eats all cookies
grandma: is proud
We almost have the same name
Woah cool
Clever
😂👌
Jeffry Nguyen interesting
i think this is just an overall enjoyable challenge to watch. its not so greezy and messy. just coockies
The secret to his awesome power: he is actually sitting on a toilet while eating
Lol
XD
Aaaahahahahahhahahaaaaa
Imagine the smell the constant smell in the kitchen
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Therapist: Cookie Monster isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Cookie Monster:
Cookie mattster
COOKIES?! ME LOVE COOKIES! OMNOMNOMNOM MMM COOKIES
I like how realistically, we are just watching a dude eating some food
Some?? A lot!
its mukbang but no asmr and not asian
but eating it *awesomely*
@@srimandava4323 exactly
A LOT of food
Well done Matt !! You just lived a childhood dream of mine.
When grandma makes you cookies and forces you to eat them:
;w; oh no
I would be really happy😁😁😁
Lol
I wanna like, but that 400 is just too wholesome.
@@aubsmataubs ok
Me: man I must study now
RUclips: wanna watch a man eating 203 cookies?
Me: ok
Lol
Oh man its real
Same! 😢
Me right know no joke
same dude
Nobody:
Santa on Christmas Day:
hate to break it to ya but santa isnt real kiddo
TE Plays Hate to break it to ya but this is a joke kiddo
TE Plays hate to break it to ya but you might have no brain cells kiddo
TE Plays congrats you ruined a kids childhood and Christmas and any other holiday for them you ass
xD
when i feel unhealthy, i just watch matt stonie
I am at a point in my life where I'm entertained by watching a man eat 203 cookies
Things like professional eating are actually pretty entertaining for the fact that you want to see if he can even do it, even eating one pack of these dusty ass hoes would make the average adult a little sick
YEah also 57 million people
I’m pretty sure we all are lol
i heard that...
@@algalois4315they're fucking cattle
*I wouldn’t wanna be the friend paying for his food at a restaurant.*
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Same
Ahahahaha bruh God dayam m ded 😂😂🤣
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪same
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐
Lmaooo
Parents: you can’t eat for a living
Matt stonie:
this nigga still doesnt have diabetes
@@d4vid469 are u black?
@@genist_hpark4861
word lost its meaning.
@@d4vid469 agreed idk
@@genist_hpark4861 im red
Cookie Monster gonna be real mad after watching this.😂😂😂
I did the math:
He ate
1.653 pounds of sugar
1.215 pounds of fat
If you eat 2000 calories a day
The average sugar intake is 0.11 pounds
The average fat intake is 0.17 pounds
So he ate 15 times the average amount of sugar in a day
7 times the average amount of fat in a day
Well i know what im doing now
I can say you bored as f in this quarantine
@@mmmeee9756 no i'm bored all the time cuz i'm a loser and i don't have friends
@@ghostie8341 get money, friends will come from everywhere lmao
That's why I go to school.
Sir, why do you think your sugar levels are so high?
Matt: Uh
😂
how does he not have health issues
I feel like if I ate 203 cookies my body would reject everything after a certain point
I know right
Yeah how can he not be dead haha
@Arlie Eccleston xD
This dude is a machine for using the nonchewy ones and still being fine after eating it
matt Stonie: eats ton of food
his metabolism: i am speed
Lol
@ashley williams where you get the idea from ?
@@Taiwenpiece the reference is from the movie 'Cars'
@@Taiwenpiece its from the movie cars
FLASH
Back when grocery stores had stuff on the shelves.
Trenton Arn the grocery stores where I live adherently still have all the junk food
Relatable
THE GREAT TOILET PAPER PANICCC
MeganBØØFIE 2005 2 *giggles in toilet paper* *panics in 2 packs left*
Remember those days where toilet paper was on sale, but no one bought it?
Matt: eats 200 cookies
Stomach: |
Me: eats 1 cookie
Stomach: )
Weight ;)
Lel
Matt : (
Lol
@@haivn6 good one
It's a common misconception that Santa Claus is the number 1 consumer of cookies and milk. That title is actually held by Matt Stonie.
Who thought he was gonna pour the milk n the bowl ??
evolkuf hellafornia Totally. I though he may crush the cookies and make it like cereal and eat it.
Grin Future it wouldn't, they make mini chocolate chip cookie cereals lol
evolkuf hellafornia the cookies would be getting spongy
me me me lamo
evolkuf hellafornia huge cookie crisp lol 😂
Matt stonie:nobody can eat 203 cookies in 27 minutes
Cookie monster:hold my milk
Ty Stevenson 😂😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
lol
Ty Stevenson 😂😂😂😭
Ty Stevenson A vacuum vs Cookie Monster vs Matt Stonie
WHO WOULD WIN?!!!
Matt: "go to school kids"
Me: we cant
@Goku Dbz uh oh, big boomers
@@Rin-gx7np LMAO
@Goku Dbz HAAAAAAA
@@Rin-gx7np Unfunniest old joke
Goku Dbz not rlly but ok
soundtrack sounds an army charging into war
Why did I think he was gonna pour the milk in the bowl and eat it like cereal?
Ikr
I kinda wanted that to happen
@@shado1804 It would have been awesome
Because there's a cereal that sponsors that
Me too...
Google : “it’s risky for an adult to eat more than 150 calories of sugar a day”
Mat Stonie: “hold my milk”
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Later, Matt Stonie was diagnosed with type 500 diabetes
Lmao xD
... XDDDDD
Ghostblox100 r/woosh
@Ghostblox100 its a joke you idiot ...has the diabetes gone to ur brain!
Ghostblox100 dude it’s a jOkE
Matt buys all chips ahoy
Self checkout machine: I am fucking exhausted of this guy scanning me so much.
Matt: Eats 203 cookies
Santa Claus: That’s pretty cute
Lol, good joke
Bro when I saw your profile I thought there was a hair on my screen
Needs more likes
@@majdalwadiya4580 lol
Yea
Cookie Monster has left the groupchat..
Tata
bubbletae I’m crying
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Hey army!
NOOO...
When your coach says you can have a cheat meal.
Micaiah Perkins reached 100 likes. More like then I will ever have tho.
Micaiah Perkins diabetes alert
Micaiah Perkins LOL ikr
And u give no fucks about the milk and it's links to type 1 and 2 diabetes and cancer
jeez if i did this big IF cuz i aint id just blend it up👌
If Matt Stonie was Santa Claus, people would fear him when they brought him cookies
the fact that this was in my recommended clearly says something about my diet
_Sick burn_
lol
Same
Mine was *Cooking*
Lili me too tho
*Cookie Monster would like to know your location*
Ryan Khairul Dikembe Mutombo is looking for him
Ryan Khairul HAHAHHAHAHA best comment I’ve seen all day
😂😂😂
666 likes
XI-XII-MMV- hell yeah
That bowl is nothing compared to what my grandma gives me when I’m not hungry
That's a real grandma.
@@EduardoContrerasD Ong people don't appreciate the food they are given when they're not hungry
Yes
@@Likklepoosi bro it’s a joke
Congratulations, you’ve crashed RUclips at 404 likes lol
This is something I’d probably eat watching a movie 😂
Yup I tend to eat a little more when I'm watching shows
Welcome back to another episode of: *"Why is this in my recommended?"*
TheFungusAmongUs like why
I wanted to like your comment, but its at 69 likes lol
Cause your fatass probably always searches shit like this up
TheFungusAmongUs Sorry but……am not liking because of edit……
Yepppppp
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS MAN’S BODY FUNCTIONS
same here
His stomach acids must be the equivalent of a goddamn Xenomorph
What a monster
Black hole
I'm fat i can't event eat more than 25 cookies!! Trust me i tried and eat a lot of them!
He has a strong Metabolism
he is now..
50% water
15%chips ahoy
10%milk
25%fat
Really?
@@Heliopause047 is he really
50% water
15%chips ahoy
And the rest??
There's no fat on him actually
@@Heliopause047 no i just want to look dumb
He barely have any fat I think his an Alien
My grandma accidentally let me have 10 chips ahoy cookies, but that's nothing compared to this.
'This' being approximately 67 servings of cookies. Insane.
When he says he is so hungry he can eat a cow
He means it
Hyperbole:
Matt: hold by beer
Underrated
BAD COW ;-;
@@money_880 ıyıyjghfhıb
Dont u mean drink
How about the fact he just did the gallon challenge while eating 200+ cookies!?
TJAYV wow
TJAYV and still stays stick thin, I guess that's the mega toad for you, beast mode lol
2 in 1
TJAYV he just did half a gallon
Zachary Rasmussen 2 half gallons equals 1 gallon
When the kid next to you asks if he can have a piece.
You idiot
SURVIV GOD wut
Bro for me it’s cool how he eats so much food but he does not get fat
*legends say that he is still on the toilet*
You are right
Holy shit
Your right
Ben Orches literal shit
Haha 😄 lol 😆
Matt-Eats 500000000 calories and becomes skinny
Me-*eats a bite of cookie and became a beach ball*
hahaha so true
he lives in the gym
😂
Some Guy or he just has a fast metabolism so he doesn’t gain weight
I eat alot but I never get fat idk why
me: *eats 3 cookies and is now fat*
him: *eats 203 cookies and looks like a spaghetti noodle*
• Jake • bad metabolism
@Meh Drawings it's called genetics and fucking stop being a lazy ass and do workout.
Chill sen
Don’t be toxic my friend
@@blakstar600 "and do workout" your a fucking dumbass go somewhere
@@searlxava540 you're the dumbass bruh, how do you think you burn calories? Laying in the fucking bed?
You know if you let me at it, I'd probably have that demolished in a day.
When the cookies expire tomorrow:
Edit: Thanks for all the likes yall!!
Edit: oh and i liked all youre replie's to!!
😂
😂
Lmao 😂
lmao.... that was so dope
LMAO okay that was funny.
See you guys in 4 years when this gets recommended again
Isa Memedi it’s more funny then any of the jokes you’ve made
@@kbee333 ty for defending me 💖
@@kbee333 lol imagine defending this guy like bro it's an unoriginal comment why u gotta comment ab it
@@imshutdownforever shut up emo
@Isa Memedi you aren’t wrong though
When you loose .000001 of a pound and you're like
"I deserve this"
YAOI IS MY DRUG LMFAO😂😂 OMG THAT IS SO ME
MEEEEEEEE
I luv yaoi omg
btsisnotbehindthescene Ayo whats up armyyyy!!!!
Relatable lmfao
Hearing cookie crunching is always satisfying to listen too
*Imagine If He Donated his body to science.*
*_We'd understand black holes very clearly then.._*
peww so underrated comment
cupa cabras bro, everyone needs to know that how the heck he isn't fat after eating all that calories.
Ashish Arun metabolism my guy his is high asf and so is mine 😂😂it’s nice I can eat as much as I want and not gain any weight
Ashish Arun stop commenting this you commented this on the ice cream sundae vid
@@lewisweston9867 my comment MY WISH OK?
Santa would be so proud
Cruz Yurich lpl
Cruz Yurich hahahhahahahha
Santa could definitely beat this challenge on Christmas Eve alone
Yeah if we have all the money to afford that many cookies .
monwoo10 actuly he can eat triple the meal
Is it just me or every time he eats cookie it sound satisfying
Mat stonie asmr?
Matt ASMR
Me too
true
Wrong
chips ahoy are soo 🔥i cant beleve matt really at 200+ cockies that impresive 💯
you need to go to grammar class
Cashier:so your buying this for your family?
Matt:nah just a little snack
he did self check out tho
Stolen but whatever
Aariz Ace it’s a joke
@@kenzoromi4309 i know
“Little” lol
This guy "I am gonna eat a lot of cookies"
44M people "I need to watch this"
Edit: 45M
Quarantine effects....
*45 now
Stefano Ovalles You: Ok let me just copy a comment that has been made a million other times and that is absolutely unfunny and unoriginal.
the vicious attack on auspicious utopia that’s true... but it stills funny
He's like a real-life Cookie Monster.
Lol 😂😂 true
Lol
He is
Except 500- pounds less
Come on lets get this comment to 100 XD
Don't even attempt to fight this guy, his bones are as strong as bedrock with that gallon of milk bro.
Matt: 203 cookies, Yum
Diabetes: Am i a joke to you?!
Hahaha!
Lol
Seriously, how does he deal with that much sugar???
I was going to like your comment until I saw your profile pic
I have diabetes.... Type 1
Imagine he eats all this and then the camera says (out of storage)
Lit
MORE LIT!!!!
I would punch myself if it happened
Ahmet Seckin :D 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahmet Seckin :D you tried to be original didn’t you?
**3 days later**
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with diabetes
Matt : How did this happen?!
XD that's exactly what is going to happen
@Roger Dottin yeeeepppp
@@lunarcrystals1724 except the video is over a year old.
I’m not sure if this is going to cause me to be wooshed but you actually get diabetes from eating too much meat, and then the sugar is bad for you afterwards:P
@@rollingcoasters2311 i mean it ina joke and serious way, i wont say whoosh for as you have a good point and still managed too know i was probably joking. 😊😊
Not even the Cookie Monster can eat more cookies than this man
It looks more like his wet dream
Cookie monster would be proud
Peaches and Cream Think he'd be fucken pissed Matt didn't save any for him.
Peaches and Cream so would Santa Claus
cookie Monster hurry up and go eat Matt stonie. The cookies might still be in his stomach
Peaches and Cream nice name 🍑 - wow
I love Your
videos
The store: ahh yes, he's back at it again!
So True 😂😂
yes
:D true
XD
insulin be like : ARE YOU SERIOUS
Honestly i think the real challenge is in the bathroom.
OMG!!!! Thanks for all the likes ive never had this much, thanks so much!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
His ass will take a memory
Omg hahaha
I hope he isn’t lactose intolerant
betchlasagna ur mom trueeee
Happy National Cookie Day 🍪 from Matt Stonie 🐸🍄
*imagine him at an all you can eat buffet*
The buffet would close immediately due to a great loss of profits
😂 lol
"All" you can eat, I feel bad for matt's Toilet and butt hole
Hahaha that's funny!!!!!!
😂
Matt: *eats 203 cookies*
His doctor: say sike rn
Alex Matt the Radar Technician?
@@beckhamryder9141 say sike rn
Don't get it
haha
😂😂😂😂😂
When your mom asks you what you did at your grandmas house
ahahha
Porter Christenson l