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  • @jesseb1233
    @jesseb1233 5 лет назад +54612

    He’s definitely the guy we all read about in math problems

    • @Jasmine-hp8bm
      @Jasmine-hp8bm 5 лет назад +4591

      Matt buys approximately 203 Chip Ahoy cookies. Each cookie package has 33 cookies. About how many packages did he buy? Show your work.

    • @derda3209
      @derda3209 5 лет назад +1926

      @@Jasmine-hp8bm approximately 6.152 because x has to be element of N, it was either 6, or 7
      And it's just over 8 cookies per minute

    • @daviduprichard8343
      @daviduprichard8343 5 лет назад +443

      Jasmine yes that's so right😂

    • @Louiepaol
      @Louiepaol 5 лет назад +208

      der da nerd

    • @choccymilk1233
      @choccymilk1233 5 лет назад +198

      RoyalMinz not really ur just stupid

  • @Mistyf1
    @Mistyf1 5 лет назад +3125

    This man did 2 challenges in one.
    He drank a gallon of milk, and ate 203 cookies

    • @xxthebossxx1172
      @xxthebossxx1172 5 лет назад +32

      I drink alot of milk so i beated the milk challenge

    • @hsmsi
      @hsmsi 5 лет назад +17

      Did you drink one gallon

    • @xxthebossxx1172
      @xxthebossxx1172 5 лет назад +10

      2

    • @hsmsi
      @hsmsi 5 лет назад +2

      Prove it

    • @xxthebossxx1172
      @xxthebossxx1172 5 лет назад +1

      @@hsmsi ok by them first thing i texted then

  • @boomersooner3187
    @boomersooner3187 5 лет назад +5889

    His toilet gonna file a restraining order on him

  • @jayadihalim3446
    @jayadihalim3446 2 года назад +345

    santa claus during christmas be like:

  • @ryanjenkins4738
    @ryanjenkins4738 4 года назад +3380

    Everytime Matt goes to a restaurant the manager smiles

  • @GrilledCheese_Master
    @GrilledCheese_Master 4 года назад +7662

    Me: Ugh, why can’t I lose weight?
    Also me:

    • @brucewayne1178
      @brucewayne1178 4 года назад +95

      Your profile pic tells me that you are a man of culture

    • @chloway420
      @chloway420 4 года назад +22

      spleens pfp 👀👀

    • @melisamela6957
      @melisamela6957 4 года назад +1

      Same lmaoo😂

    • @hihellow
      @hihellow 4 года назад

      XD

    • @10millionUSDDrey
      @10millionUSDDrey 4 года назад +9

      Epic Person personally don’t like those cookies their to hard the only way I can eat them is if I dip them in milf for 5 mins

  • @andrewcamara2925
    @andrewcamara2925 4 года назад +1742

    Grandma’s when they say “you need a snack before you leave”

  • @RandomPerson-uf8dw
    @RandomPerson-uf8dw 2 года назад +386

    Yes Matt, the colourful cookies do indeed look way better than the regular

    • @BrodyStag
      @BrodyStag Год назад +13

      jesus loves you bro

    • @roamintheslums4851
      @roamintheslums4851 Год назад +7

      its also a much thicker cookie which helps

    • @annegavican6766
      @annegavican6766 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@BrodyStag Jesus loves everyone ❤ 💖

    • @dlarica3310
      @dlarica3310 6 месяцев назад

      no cookies beat the original ones

  • @lianneflores7540
    @lianneflores7540 4 года назад +1370

    us: imagine if you forgot to press record
    matt: easy, do it again

  • @jesseybarra3408
    @jesseybarra3408 4 года назад +842

    This dude purposely went to the self checkout section so he wouldn't look crazy going through a normal checkout lol

    • @ralvolvi7668
      @ralvolvi7668 4 года назад +9

      I would like to know what it would have been like if he went through automatic checking

    • @孫子
      @孫子 4 года назад +16

      @@ralvolvi7668 I would like to know the cashier's face when he uses normal checkout

    • @noe2521
      @noe2521 4 года назад +3

      Don’t we all

    • @Bredadoyle128
      @Bredadoyle128 4 года назад +2

      One TURBOWPOWER that would be facts

    • @mochipastel9140
      @mochipastel9140 4 года назад +2

      I was just thinking that oml

  • @godzillagojira1819
    @godzillagojira1819 5 лет назад +3443

    "Cookie Monster added you to friend list."

    • @jeremiahgreen2258
      @jeremiahgreen2258 4 года назад +17

      Jajaja that funny jajajajjjajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajajjajajajajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajjajajaajajjajajajajjajajajajajjajajajajajjajajajjajajajjajajajjajajajajajajjajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj

    • @matthewphillips1890
      @matthewphillips1890 4 года назад +15

      Jajajajjjajajajajajjjajajajjajajajajjaajjaajjaajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajjajajajjajajajajajjajajajjajjajajjjajajajjajajjjjaaajajajajajajajjajaj

    • @fayriella
      @fayriella 4 года назад +12

      Jajajajajajajjajaajajajajajajajajjjajjaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajaajajjajaajajajajjajajaajjajaajajajajajajjajajajajajajajjajaajjajajajajajajajajajajjajjajajajajajjajajjjjjajajajajajajjjajajjajajajajajajjajaja

    • @사람-w4d3e
      @사람-w4d3e 4 года назад +4

      jajajjajjaajjjajajJJAJJAJJjajjajajjJjajajaajjjjajJajajajjajjjjaaajJajaja

    • @oofoof3151
      @oofoof3151 4 года назад +13

      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  • @Skipium
    @Skipium Год назад +213

    I love when he actually eats things like we eat them

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Год назад +15

      Who eats 203 cookies in a bowl and drinks 2 cartons of milk

    • @Skipium
      @Skipium Год назад +21

      @@Zona984 the motion of the eating

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Год назад +3

      @@Skipium ye but you dip the cookies in milk not eat a bunch of cookies and drink milk after lol

    • @randomNPCguy
      @randomNPCguy Год назад +5

      @@Zona984thats like eating sushi and eat the wasabi after

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Год назад

      @@randomNPCguy yeah lol

  • @mattstonie
    @mattstonie  7 лет назад +11210

    Santa ain't got nuthin' on me

    • @blueuniverse1018
      @blueuniverse1018 7 лет назад +176

      Matt Stonie ture, you should do something like this around Christmas and make a giant COOKIE!?!? :p would be cool

    • @Trek313
      @Trek313 7 лет назад +40

      Matt Stonie you are so crazy love your vids you should try to vlog

    • @sukritdobhal3177
      @sukritdobhal3177 7 лет назад +28

      Matt Stonie plz do a MEAT ONLY challenge...you u do challenges that are rich in carbs..but its the proteins that satiates our hunger and keeps us full for longer duration..LIKE FOR CHICKEN BREAST CHALLENGE!(OR BACON ONLY!).

    • @yehtehming1635
      @yehtehming1635 7 лет назад +8

      Bring Morgan voice back

    • @AnimeBlahness
      @AnimeBlahness 7 лет назад +10

      i miss morgen matt 😭😭

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 года назад +21927

    *diabetes has entered the chat*
    *obesity has entered the chat*
    *health has left the chat*
    *diabetes is now the admin*
    *heart attack is typing...*

  • @Beanenjoyer4
    @Beanenjoyer4 4 года назад +2514

    Eats 203 cookies
    Also him “ooh that’s a lot of milk”

  • @Nopostywosty
    @Nopostywosty 2 года назад +71

    this got me craving cookies since he didn't seem to complain to much so it seems like it wouldn't be to bad

    • @bigulf4872
      @bigulf4872 2 года назад +13

      Dude, he's a pro, most of us would die

    • @wolfeloma
      @wolfeloma Год назад +1

      I crave choc biscuits and milk but just the right amount

  • @neporep9645
    @neporep9645 4 года назад +211

    I love how it's not just about the challenge. He actually talks to the viewers and doesn't stop the timer. He's smiling all the way the way through and just having fun

    • @jamimahpaul3318
      @jamimahpaul3318 4 года назад +2

      Ik he the sweetest!

    • @sbevexlr848
      @sbevexlr848 4 года назад +3

      Not like those mugkbang Channels that rape food

    • @arcradire1559
      @arcradire1559 4 года назад

      @@sbevexlr848
      Excuse me, that must've been autocorrect. What did you try to say?

    • @sbevexlr848
      @sbevexlr848 4 года назад

      @@arcradire1559 the same thing I said

    • @arcradire1559
      @arcradire1559 4 года назад

      @@sbevexlr848
      I- Okay 😅

  • @stickylungs
    @stickylungs 4 года назад +3715

    Teacher: no eating in class!
    Kids in the back of the class:

  • @moose_sauce2938
    @moose_sauce2938 4 года назад +1527

    Guy: watch me eat 203 cookies
    48 million people : I N T E R E S T I N G

    • @Ag_4001
      @Ag_4001 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @gaminguniverselegend6548
      @gaminguniverselegend6548 4 года назад +14

      @M. Cuellar no one asked

    • @gaminguniverselegend6548
      @gaminguniverselegend6548 4 года назад +1

      @M. Cuellar so you want everything once in your life?

    • @gaminguniverselegend6548
      @gaminguniverselegend6548 4 года назад +3

      @M. Cuellar these types of comment makes the comment section more interesting and funny and no one cares if it's copied or not because the context is different every time

    • @haydenmurphy902
      @haydenmurphy902 4 года назад +15

      @@gaminguniverselegend6548 why would you want the same comment over and over again
      Isn't it just repetitive?

  • @alirajakazi3488
    @alirajakazi3488 2 года назад +61

    Every time I watch this dude eat, I start craving whatever he’s eating 😅

  • @duckmysick9482
    @duckmysick9482 5 лет назад +2185

    Doctor: i'm sorry you have matt stonie.
    Diabetes: i know this day would come.

    • @imnotmillie3635
      @imnotmillie3635 5 лет назад +46

      This comment is so underrated you deserve waaaaaay more likes than this.

    • @Wangjunktrunk1
      @Wangjunktrunk1 5 лет назад +16

      @@imnotmillie3635 this is unoriginal

    • @chrissullivan5443
      @chrissullivan5443 5 лет назад +6

      Knew*

    • @thatrandomgirl2008
      @thatrandomgirl2008 5 лет назад +4

      Don’t make fun of diabetics my friend has it and she is not eating junk food and is not overweight

    • @chrissullivan5443
      @chrissullivan5443 5 лет назад +7

      @50 5
      They meant type two diabetes

  • @madelynbasinet946
    @madelynbasinet946 4 года назад +662

    His stomach when he starts another one of these challenges:
    “Ah shit here we go again”

    • @monish414
      @monish414 4 года назад

      crøse xXxX imagine how many times he needs to go bathroom

    • @woollyrhinoceros6091
      @woollyrhinoceros6091 4 года назад +1

      Ah ****** here we ****** again

    • @itsvolts1434
      @itsvolts1434 4 года назад

      Madelyn Basinet soon as he slammed the milk his stomach knew.... ah shit here we go again.

    • @daniel12gaming
      @daniel12gaming 4 года назад

      Facts

    • @HumayunKabir-hc4fm
      @HumayunKabir-hc4fm 4 года назад +1

      its so insane
      When its going good
      Its going great
      Stonie is hungryman
      With thousands of stomach
      At his back

  • @UnicornFarts7_Official
    @UnicornFarts7_Official 4 года назад +1178

    Everytime he starts eating, his stomach is probably like, “Not again...”

    • @yes2472
      @yes2472 4 года назад +3

      :(

    • @talialebde2582
      @talialebde2582 4 года назад +3

      IKR!

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 4 года назад +5

      I want to see Matt Stonie on a regular day. Just him doing stuff he does outside of viseos

    • @Luhlcoupee
      @Luhlcoupee 4 года назад +1

      StickMation Games he probably doesnt enjoy his food

    • @wolflesswilly5219
      @wolflesswilly5219 4 года назад +3

      After video: pukes

  • @electrogameboss3981
    @electrogameboss3981 2 года назад +38

    When the calories are gluttening, but the chips are so stunning.

  • @hibosah8534
    @hibosah8534 4 года назад +1091

    Imagine if he was lactose intolerant..??
    Toilet has left the chat.

    • @marcosthemagickalprince1577
      @marcosthemagickalprince1577 4 года назад +2

      hi Bosah omg 😱 lol

    • @cxlia3511
      @cxlia3511 4 года назад

      It did already

    • @elivalure2120
      @elivalure2120 4 года назад +7

      im lactose intolerant and just watching this makes me wanna throw up 🤢

    • @meghan_.
      @meghan_. 4 года назад +1

      I love milk

    • @OJFinn
      @OJFinn 4 года назад

      hi Bosah I doubt he would even do this if he was. Zero common sense to your comment

  • @daniiel3099
    @daniiel3099 4 года назад +4967

    Imagine how much easier this would have been if he bought the chewy ones

    • @Joe_J12e
      @Joe_J12e 4 года назад +543

      Daniel Issa that would have been so much harder, after about 10 cookies your jaw would be so tired you wouldnt be able to chew anymore

    • @666alucard
      @666alucard 4 года назад +550

      @@Joe_J12e sounds like you just have a fuckin weak jaw lmao

    • @arafchowdhury8196
      @arafchowdhury8196 4 года назад +80

      @@666alucard facts

    • @tron6760
      @tron6760 4 года назад +61

      Joe Johnstone how has ur jaw lasted this long if gets tired then. I can eat like 2 packs and be fine

    • @wotershep4251
      @wotershep4251 4 года назад +72

      Eltron you’ve eaten 2 packs muy guy

  • @jeffnguyen4755
    @jeffnguyen4755 5 лет назад +1505

    He: eats all cookies
    grandma: is proud

  • @siraubergin
    @siraubergin 2 года назад +18

    i think this is just an overall enjoyable challenge to watch. its not so greezy and messy. just coockies

  • @creamyburger1961
    @creamyburger1961 4 года назад +5344

    The secret to his awesome power: he is actually sitting on a toilet while eating

  • @blazeyt3926
    @blazeyt3926 4 года назад +913

    Therapist: Cookie Monster isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Cookie Monster:

  • @thecommentreviewer2054
    @thecommentreviewer2054 4 года назад +570

    I like how realistically, we are just watching a dude eating some food

  • @jakesully5402
    @jakesully5402 2 года назад +15

    Well done Matt !! You just lived a childhood dream of mine.

  • @ci-t0idi200
    @ci-t0idi200 4 года назад +583

    When grandma makes you cookies and forces you to eat them:

  • @osmarfreitas8646
    @osmarfreitas8646 4 года назад +1095

    Me: man I must study now
    RUclips: wanna watch a man eating 203 cookies?
    Me: ok

  • @rryn
    @rryn 4 года назад +2626

    Nobody:
    Santa on Christmas Day:

    • @teplays3892
      @teplays3892 4 года назад +20

      hate to break it to ya but santa isnt real kiddo

    • @FowlenZ
      @FowlenZ 4 года назад +144

      TE Plays Hate to break it to ya but this is a joke kiddo

    • @vorlinn
      @vorlinn 4 года назад +72

      TE Plays hate to break it to ya but you might have no brain cells kiddo

    • @Ahayrksv123
      @Ahayrksv123 4 года назад +59

      TE Plays congrats you ruined a kids childhood and Christmas and any other holiday for them you ass

    • @hihellow
      @hihellow 4 года назад +3

      xD

  • @cheez7378
    @cheez7378 2 года назад +7

    when i feel unhealthy, i just watch matt stonie

  • @claytonhawk8512
    @claytonhawk8512 2 года назад +735

    I am at a point in my life where I'm entertained by watching a man eat 203 cookies

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit 2 года назад

      Things like professional eating are actually pretty entertaining for the fact that you want to see if he can even do it, even eating one pack of these dusty ass hoes would make the average adult a little sick

    • @algalois4315
      @algalois4315 2 года назад +14

      YEah also 57 million people

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Год назад +4

      I’m pretty sure we all are lol

    • @spartaragekick6202
      @spartaragekick6202 Год назад

      i heard that...

    • @HoliGallistur1023
      @HoliGallistur1023 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@algalois4315they're fucking cattle

  • @sarahkarimi4936
    @sarahkarimi4936 4 года назад +1307

    *I wouldn’t wanna be the friend paying for his food at a restaurant.*

  • @bravestant3921
    @bravestant3921 5 лет назад +1665

    Parents: you can’t eat for a living
    Matt stonie:

    • @d4vid469
      @d4vid469 5 лет назад +20

      this nigga still doesnt have diabetes

    • @genist_hpark4861
      @genist_hpark4861 5 лет назад +8

      @@d4vid469 are u black?

    • @mattsosig
      @mattsosig 5 лет назад +19

      @@genist_hpark4861
      word lost its meaning.

    • @alatustofu
      @alatustofu 5 лет назад

      @@d4vid469 agreed idk

    • @d4vid469
      @d4vid469 5 лет назад +2

      @@genist_hpark4861 im red

  • @justinxbubba43xiong69
    @justinxbubba43xiong69 Месяц назад +2

    Cookie Monster gonna be real mad after watching this.😂😂😂

  • @ghostie8341
    @ghostie8341 4 года назад +861

    I did the math:
    He ate
    1.653 pounds of sugar
    1.215 pounds of fat
    If you eat 2000 calories a day
    The average sugar intake is 0.11 pounds
    The average fat intake is 0.17 pounds
    So he ate 15 times the average amount of sugar in a day
    7 times the average amount of fat in a day

    • @-.-David
      @-.-David 4 года назад +8

      Well i know what im doing now

    • @mmmeee9756
      @mmmeee9756 4 года назад +19

      I can say you bored as f in this quarantine

    • @ghostie8341
      @ghostie8341 4 года назад +19

      @@mmmeee9756 no i'm bored all the time cuz i'm a loser and i don't have friends

    • @mmmeee9756
      @mmmeee9756 4 года назад +9

      @@ghostie8341 get money, friends will come from everywhere lmao

    • @m4rron_prod
      @m4rron_prod 4 года назад +1

      That's why I go to school.

  • @MortuisRosis
    @MortuisRosis 5 лет назад +349

    Sir, why do you think your sugar levels are so high?
    Matt: Uh

  • @OfflineKev
    @OfflineKev 5 лет назад +202

    how does he not have health issues
    I feel like if I ate 203 cookies my body would reject everything after a certain point

  • @CadenTSchlueter
    @CadenTSchlueter Год назад +5

    This dude is a machine for using the nonchewy ones and still being fine after eating it

  • @ashleywilliams344
    @ashleywilliams344 5 лет назад +730

    matt Stonie: eats ton of food
    his metabolism: i am speed

    • @Taiwenpiece
      @Taiwenpiece 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Taiwenpiece
      @Taiwenpiece 5 лет назад

      @ashley williams where you get the idea from ?

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX 5 лет назад +3

      @@Taiwenpiece the reference is from the movie 'Cars'

    • @soulknightgaming6574
      @soulknightgaming6574 5 лет назад

      @@Taiwenpiece its from the movie cars

    • @ligmagiga
      @ligmagiga 5 лет назад

      FLASH

  • @trentonarn5314
    @trentonarn5314 4 года назад +705

    Back when grocery stores had stuff on the shelves.

    • @tyronejohnson983
      @tyronejohnson983 4 года назад +5

      Trenton Arn the grocery stores where I live adherently still have all the junk food

    • @frxnchytoastty5779
      @frxnchytoastty5779 4 года назад +1

      Relatable

    • @MeganWhamGMfan
      @MeganWhamGMfan 4 года назад +3

      THE GREAT TOILET PAPER PANICCC

    • @cupofbleach3352
      @cupofbleach3352 4 года назад +1

      MeganBØØFIE 2005 2 *giggles in toilet paper* *panics in 2 packs left*

    • @alwaysbored2130
      @alwaysbored2130 4 года назад +1

      Remember those days where toilet paper was on sale, but no one bought it?

  • @shadamoh4437
    @shadamoh4437 5 лет назад +977

    Matt: eats 200 cookies
    Stomach: |
    Me: eats 1 cookie
    Stomach: )

  • @thealmightyduck335
    @thealmightyduck335 2 года назад +3

    It's a common misconception that Santa Claus is the number 1 consumer of cookies and milk. That title is actually held by Matt Stonie.

  • @12on12offTV
    @12on12offTV 7 лет назад +7493

    Who thought he was gonna pour the milk n the bowl ??

    • @dhruvramani28
      @dhruvramani28 7 лет назад +217

      evolkuf hellafornia Totally. I though he may crush the cookies and make it like cereal and eat it.

    • @Vaxity
      @Vaxity 7 лет назад +178

      Grin Future it wouldn't, they make mini chocolate chip cookie cereals lol

    • @koedooder
      @koedooder 7 лет назад +46

      evolkuf hellafornia the cookies would be getting spongy

    • @DeborahStoykova
      @DeborahStoykova 7 лет назад +4

      me me me lamo

    • @thebamf3676
      @thebamf3676 7 лет назад +16

      evolkuf hellafornia huge cookie crisp lol 😂

  • @tystevenson5828
    @tystevenson5828 7 лет назад +3291

    Matt stonie:nobody can eat 203 cookies in 27 minutes
    Cookie monster:hold my milk

  • @MrGiga604
    @MrGiga604 4 года назад +810

    Matt: "go to school kids"
    Me: we cant

    • @Rin-gx7np
      @Rin-gx7np 4 года назад +20

      @Goku Dbz uh oh, big boomers

    • @MrGiga604
      @MrGiga604 4 года назад +5

      @@Rin-gx7np LMAO

    • @Rin-gx7np
      @Rin-gx7np 4 года назад

      @Goku Dbz HAAAAAAA

    • @anthonyyynn
      @anthonyyynn 4 года назад

      @@Rin-gx7np Unfunniest old joke

    • @uhyea4569
      @uhyea4569 4 года назад

      Goku Dbz not rlly but ok

  • @nameisjaygaming
    @nameisjaygaming Год назад +8

    soundtrack sounds an army charging into war

  • @ishwaryamurali9223
    @ishwaryamurali9223 4 года назад +439

    Why did I think he was gonna pour the milk in the bowl and eat it like cereal?

    • @Ink.454
      @Ink.454 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @shado1804
      @shado1804 4 года назад +16

      I kinda wanted that to happen

    • @trappnest4490
      @trappnest4490 4 года назад +4

      @@shado1804 It would have been awesome

    • @tm0410
      @tm0410 4 года назад

      Because there's a cereal that sponsors that

    • @dardasaba7971
      @dardasaba7971 4 года назад

      Me too...

  • @Imransavage2
    @Imransavage2 4 года назад +1704

    Google : “it’s risky for an adult to eat more than 150 calories of sugar a day”
    Mat Stonie: “hold my milk”

  • @micahldean
    @micahldean 5 лет назад +468

    Later, Matt Stonie was diagnosed with type 500 diabetes

  • @jaguarstonepaw1809
    @jaguarstonepaw1809 2 года назад +1

    Matt buys all chips ahoy
    Self checkout machine: I am fucking exhausted of this guy scanning me so much.

  • @legionx97
    @legionx97 4 года назад +2616

    Matt: Eats 203 cookies
    Santa Claus: That’s pretty cute

    • @poweroflight5609
      @poweroflight5609 4 года назад +31

      Lol, good joke

    • @majdalwadiya4580
      @majdalwadiya4580 4 года назад +108

      Bro when I saw your profile I thought there was a hair on my screen

    • @muffintop2405
      @muffintop2405 4 года назад +11

      Needs more likes

    • @kwam1_
      @kwam1_ 4 года назад +15

      @@majdalwadiya4580 lol

    • @kwam1_
      @kwam1_ 4 года назад +4

      Yea

  • @ilenec4474
    @ilenec4474 6 лет назад +477

    Cookie Monster has left the groupchat..

  • @UsernamewasTaken100
    @UsernamewasTaken100 7 лет назад +978

    When your coach says you can have a cheat meal.

    • @IvyGrants
      @IvyGrants 7 лет назад +3

      Micaiah Perkins reached 100 likes. More like then I will ever have tho.

    • @fdchue
      @fdchue 7 лет назад +8

      Micaiah Perkins diabetes alert

    • @yosola4258
      @yosola4258 7 лет назад +1

      Micaiah Perkins LOL ikr

    • @NORMLfan13
      @NORMLfan13 7 лет назад +3

      And u give no fucks about the milk and it's links to type 1 and 2 diabetes and cancer

    • @hypzzanime3866
      @hypzzanime3866 7 лет назад

      jeez if i did this big IF cuz i aint id just blend it up👌

  • @kveeesh
    @kveeesh 2 года назад +1

    If Matt Stonie was Santa Claus, people would fear him when they brought him cookies

  • @djdel4527
    @djdel4527 5 лет назад +329

    the fact that this was in my recommended clearly says something about my diet

  • @ryantyanmyan2528
    @ryantyanmyan2528 6 лет назад +1346

    *Cookie Monster would like to know your location*

  • @shaggy4768
    @shaggy4768 3 года назад +1929

    That bowl is nothing compared to what my grandma gives me when I’m not hungry

    • @EduardoContrerasD
      @EduardoContrerasD 3 года назад +83

      That's a real grandma.

    • @Likklepoosi
      @Likklepoosi 3 года назад +61

      @@EduardoContrerasD Ong people don't appreciate the food they are given when they're not hungry

    • @madisoncastle5138
      @madisoncastle5138 3 года назад +13

      Yes

    • @ryannguyen3790
      @ryannguyen3790 2 года назад +8

      @@Likklepoosi bro it’s a joke

    • @Sinder_Primagen
      @Sinder_Primagen 2 года назад +4

      Congratulations, you’ve crashed RUclips at 404 likes lol

  • @cjgodest-uchiha1868
    @cjgodest-uchiha1868 2 года назад +16

    This is something I’d probably eat watching a movie 😂

    • @gibbishgiggles
      @gibbishgiggles Год назад +2

      Yup I tend to eat a little more when I'm watching shows

  • @LeFungusAmongUs
    @LeFungusAmongUs 5 лет назад +459

    Welcome back to another episode of: *"Why is this in my recommended?"*

  • @yashbatra
    @yashbatra 4 года назад +1358

    I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS MAN’S BODY FUNCTIONS

    • @oguzkara2242
      @oguzkara2242 4 года назад +6

      same here

    • @bmdnoone
      @bmdnoone 4 года назад +77

      His stomach acids must be the equivalent of a goddamn Xenomorph
      What a monster

    • @jawsh7525
      @jawsh7525 4 года назад +6

      Black hole

    • @ibrahimsylla8388
      @ibrahimsylla8388 4 года назад +33

      I'm fat i can't event eat more than 25 cookies!! Trust me i tried and eat a lot of them!

    • @xisor5814
      @xisor5814 4 года назад +14

      He has a strong Metabolism

  • @zephyyte
    @zephyyte 4 года назад +778

    he is now..
    50% water
    15%chips ahoy
    10%milk
    25%fat

    • @Farelalpasha
      @Farelalpasha 4 года назад +3

      Really?

    • @Farelalpasha
      @Farelalpasha 4 года назад +3

      @@Heliopause047 is he really
      50% water
      15%chips ahoy
      And the rest??

    • @TheLordOfUnder
      @TheLordOfUnder 4 года назад +1

      There's no fat on him actually

    • @Farelalpasha
      @Farelalpasha 4 года назад +6

      @@Heliopause047 no i just want to look dumb

    • @Lil_Kelly
      @Lil_Kelly 4 года назад +5

      He barely have any fat I think his an Alien

  • @akplayz2094
    @akplayz2094 Год назад +4

    My grandma accidentally let me have 10 chips ahoy cookies, but that's nothing compared to this.
    'This' being approximately 67 servings of cookies. Insane.

  • @nefttheraptors7984
    @nefttheraptors7984 4 года назад +590

    When he says he is so hungry he can eat a cow
    He means it

  • @TJAYV
    @TJAYV 7 лет назад +4375

    How about the fact he just did the gallon challenge while eating 200+ cookies!?

    • @madisonyanez-gamble7611
      @madisonyanez-gamble7611 7 лет назад +26

      TJAYV wow

    • @shaunszalai3823
      @shaunszalai3823 7 лет назад +129

      TJAYV and still stays stick thin, I guess that's the mega toad for you, beast mode lol

    • @vlone339
      @vlone339 7 лет назад +12

      2 in 1

    • @razzyzac1856
      @razzyzac1856 7 лет назад +6

      TJAYV he just did half a gallon

    • @HaydeN-gg6hl
      @HaydeN-gg6hl 7 лет назад +85

      Zachary Rasmussen 2 half gallons equals 1 gallon

  • @gregoryspersonalbodyguard
    @gregoryspersonalbodyguard 4 года назад +316

    When the kid next to you asks if he can have a piece.

  • @lyrikfoulger2645
    @lyrikfoulger2645 2 года назад +3

    Bro for me it’s cool how he eats so much food but he does not get fat

  • @dylanpasquarella7347
    @dylanpasquarella7347 5 лет назад +283

    *legends say that he is still on the toilet*

  • @yingcheng5793
    @yingcheng5793 5 лет назад +755

    Matt-Eats 500000000 calories and becomes skinny
    Me-*eats a bite of cookie and became a beach ball*

  • @professorpennies
    @professorpennies 5 лет назад +2200

    me: *eats 3 cookies and is now fat*
    him: *eats 203 cookies and looks like a spaghetti noodle*

    • @makk09mao
      @makk09mao 5 лет назад +16

      • Jake • bad metabolism

    • @blakstar600
      @blakstar600 5 лет назад +42

      @Meh Drawings it's called genetics and fucking stop being a lazy ass and do workout.

    • @philliplawler7948
      @philliplawler7948 4 года назад +30

      Chill sen
      Don’t be toxic my friend

    • @searlxava540
      @searlxava540 4 года назад +20

      @@blakstar600 "and do workout" your a fucking dumbass go somewhere

    • @blakstar600
      @blakstar600 4 года назад +23

      @@searlxava540 you're the dumbass bruh, how do you think you burn calories? Laying in the fucking bed?

  • @TheCapitalLetterM
    @TheCapitalLetterM 2 года назад +3

    You know if you let me at it, I'd probably have that demolished in a day.

  • @deadpoolgaming_565
    @deadpoolgaming_565 4 года назад +2279

    When the cookies expire tomorrow:
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes yall!!
    Edit: oh and i liked all youre replie's to!!

  • @IuhvIy
    @IuhvIy 4 года назад +456

    See you guys in 4 years when this gets recommended again

    • @kbee333
      @kbee333 4 года назад +4

      Isa Memedi it’s more funny then any of the jokes you’ve made

    • @IuhvIy
      @IuhvIy 4 года назад

      @@kbee333 ty for defending me 💖

    • @imshutdownforever
      @imshutdownforever 4 года назад

      @@kbee333 lol imagine defending this guy like bro it's an unoriginal comment why u gotta comment ab it

    • @IuhvIy
      @IuhvIy 4 года назад

      @@imshutdownforever shut up emo

    • @swiftguy4485
      @swiftguy4485 4 года назад

      @Isa Memedi you aren’t wrong though

  • @coco_and_honey9639
    @coco_and_honey9639 6 лет назад +296

    When you loose .000001 of a pound and you're like
    "I deserve this"

    • @Rivereow
      @Rivereow 6 лет назад +1

      YAOI IS MY DRUG LMFAO😂😂 OMG THAT IS SO ME

    • @wilmariem2005
      @wilmariem2005 6 лет назад +1

      MEEEEEEEE

    • @r.g.716
      @r.g.716 6 лет назад +1

      I luv yaoi omg

    • @coco_and_honey9639
      @coco_and_honey9639 6 лет назад +2

      btsisnotbehindthescene Ayo whats up armyyyy!!!!

    • @randomt_1468
      @randomt_1468 6 лет назад +1

      Relatable lmfao

  • @nostalgianetwork1225
    @nostalgianetwork1225 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hearing cookie crunching is always satisfying to listen too

  • @thegamingeconomy7598
    @thegamingeconomy7598 5 лет назад +918

    *Imagine If He Donated his body to science.*
    *_We'd understand black holes very clearly then.._*

    • @irfanabdulmutalib5102
      @irfanabdulmutalib5102 5 лет назад +10

      peww so underrated comment

    • @thegamingeconomy7598
      @thegamingeconomy7598 5 лет назад +8

      cupa cabras bro, everyone needs to know that how the heck he isn't fat after eating all that calories.

    • @chaosflame7278
      @chaosflame7278 5 лет назад +6

      Ashish Arun metabolism my guy his is high asf and so is mine 😂😂it’s nice I can eat as much as I want and not gain any weight

    • @lewisweston9867
      @lewisweston9867 5 лет назад +2

      Ashish Arun stop commenting this you commented this on the ice cream sundae vid

    • @thegamingeconomy7598
      @thegamingeconomy7598 5 лет назад +2

      @@lewisweston9867 my comment MY WISH OK?

  • @clutchcruz661
    @clutchcruz661 7 лет назад +2894

    Santa would be so proud

    • @childofgod5345
      @childofgod5345 7 лет назад

      Cruz Yurich lpl

    • @Random19962
      @Random19962 7 лет назад +1

      Cruz Yurich hahahhahahahha

    • @monwoo10
      @monwoo10 7 лет назад +46

      Santa could definitely beat this challenge on Christmas Eve alone

    • @kylieundercard2645
      @kylieundercard2645 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah if we have all the money to afford that many cookies .

    • @vivianfung7920
      @vivianfung7920 7 лет назад +1

      monwoo10 actuly he can eat triple the meal

  • @teamelite9370
    @teamelite9370 4 года назад +311

    Is it just me or every time he eats cookie it sound satisfying

  • @borisbutler9314
    @borisbutler9314 Год назад +2

    chips ahoy are soo 🔥i cant beleve matt really at 200+ cockies that impresive 💯

    • @AmazingIken
      @AmazingIken Год назад

      you need to go to grammar class

  • @octonatuts6523
    @octonatuts6523 4 года назад +1105

    Cashier:so your buying this for your family?
    Matt:nah just a little snack

  • @stefanoovalles1807
    @stefanoovalles1807 4 года назад +1184

    This guy "I am gonna eat a lot of cookies"
    44M people "I need to watch this"

    • @orangelake2268
      @orangelake2268 4 года назад +7

      Edit: 45M

    • @Amyliana601
      @Amyliana601 4 года назад +7

      Quarantine effects....

    • @ijaazjowaheer3625
      @ijaazjowaheer3625 4 года назад +2

      *45 now

    • @catsfirst
      @catsfirst 4 года назад +4

      Stefano Ovalles You: Ok let me just copy a comment that has been made a million other times and that is absolutely unfunny and unoriginal.

    • @Amyliana601
      @Amyliana601 4 года назад +1

      the vicious attack on auspicious utopia that’s true... but it stills funny

  • @lincolnmiller4757
    @lincolnmiller4757 3 года назад +4275

    He's like a real-life Cookie Monster.

  • @ANTIUTTPFORCE043
    @ANTIUTTPFORCE043 9 месяцев назад +2

    Don't even attempt to fight this guy, his bones are as strong as bedrock with that gallon of milk bro.

  • @850ashton
    @850ashton 5 лет назад +750

    Matt: 203 cookies, Yum
    Diabetes: Am i a joke to you?!

    • @aakasam
      @aakasam 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha!

    • @mt.ladyfan5707
      @mt.ladyfan5707 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @mijepija
      @mijepija 5 лет назад +3

      Seriously, how does he deal with that much sugar???

    • @Remsaxillas
      @Remsaxillas 5 лет назад +5

      I was going to like your comment until I saw your profile pic

    • @Sourichi
      @Sourichi 5 лет назад +1

      I have diabetes.... Type 1

  • @ahmetseckind8866
    @ahmetseckind8866 5 лет назад +283

    Imagine he eats all this and then the camera says (out of storage)

  • @pvc4805
    @pvc4805 5 лет назад +431

    **3 days later**
    Doctor: You have been diagnosed with diabetes
    Matt : How did this happen?!

    • @lunarcrystals1724
      @lunarcrystals1724 5 лет назад +5

      XD that's exactly what is going to happen

    • @pvc4805
      @pvc4805 5 лет назад

      @Roger Dottin yeeeepppp

    • @itsnottimetostop4462
      @itsnottimetostop4462 5 лет назад +2

      @@lunarcrystals1724 except the video is over a year old.

    • @rollingcoasters2311
      @rollingcoasters2311 5 лет назад +3

      I’m not sure if this is going to cause me to be wooshed but you actually get diabetes from eating too much meat, and then the sugar is bad for you afterwards:P

    • @pvc4805
      @pvc4805 5 лет назад

      @@rollingcoasters2311 i mean it ina joke and serious way, i wont say whoosh for as you have a good point and still managed too know i was probably joking. 😊😊

  • @Ampro5000
    @Ampro5000 11 месяцев назад +2

    Not even the Cookie Monster can eat more cookies than this man

  • @naw2099
    @naw2099 7 лет назад +3747

    Cookie monster would be proud

    • @RockmanMegaX
      @RockmanMegaX 7 лет назад +41

      Peaches and Cream Think he'd be fucken pissed Matt didn't save any for him.

    • @nolongerinuse7490
      @nolongerinuse7490 7 лет назад +24

      Peaches and Cream so would Santa Claus

    • @zombiekenny4718
      @zombiekenny4718 7 лет назад +26

      cookie Monster hurry up and go eat Matt stonie. The cookies might still be in his stomach

    • @matthew4316
      @matthew4316 7 лет назад +1

      Peaches and Cream nice name 🍑 - wow

    • @brendaross2751
      @brendaross2751 7 лет назад +1

      I love Your
      videos

  • @dj-r0ca485
    @dj-r0ca485 4 года назад +2011

    The store: ahh yes, he's back at it again!

  • @bonitoflakes7253
    @bonitoflakes7253 5 лет назад +790

    Honestly i think the real challenge is in the bathroom.
    OMG!!!! Thanks for all the likes ive never had this much, thanks so much!!!

  • @matthewmensah481
    @matthewmensah481 Год назад +2

    Happy National Cookie Day 🍪 from Matt Stonie 🐸🍄

  • @oliviagloria3665
    @oliviagloria3665 6 лет назад +763

    *imagine him at an all you can eat buffet*

  • @alexmarshall5672
    @alexmarshall5672 4 года назад +683

    Matt: *eats 203 cookies*
    His doctor: say sike rn

  • @porterchristenson4835
    @porterchristenson4835 7 лет назад +409

    When your mom asks you what you did at your grandmas house