Massive Cookie Bowl w/ Ice Cream (23,000+ Cals) | Matt Stonie

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @kharon3782
    @kharon3782 4 года назад +18293

    Every child’s dream
    Every adult’s nightmare
    Matt’s morning routine

    • @spongebobstanaccount286
      @spongebobstanaccount286 4 года назад +165

      Why is it every adults *nightmare*

    • @elloimbored2929
      @elloimbored2929 4 года назад +630

      @@spongebobstanaccount286 Because when people grow up, they are often afraid of eating too many calories; gaining too much weight.

    • @ezrin2038
      @ezrin2038 4 года назад +89

      @@treett4268 yeah but not Matt tho

    • @eaglesfly1320
      @eaglesfly1320 4 года назад +83

      @@spongebobstanaccount286 it kills your slowly, for an adult

    • @Othhh006
      @Othhh006 4 года назад +30

      That kinda rhymed

  • @galaxy_grump9585
    @galaxy_grump9585 5 лет назад +17359

    Matt is not afraid of obesity
    Obesity is afraid of Matt

  • @megabyte_101_4
    @megabyte_101_4 5 лет назад +11086

    Matt stonie will be the first human to create new type diabetes

  • @ScreamyED
    @ScreamyED 2 года назад +82

    We can see that the Matt Stonie cares about his health, at 3:11 he used the force to take away a scoop of ice cream.

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 4 года назад +5006

    "And now we see the wild Matt Stonie, who can eat 15% of his body weight a day.

  • @drawpin2562
    @drawpin2562 4 года назад +3653

    Ariana Grande: Seven Rings
    Eminem: Seven Lungs
    Lukas Graham: Seven Years
    Matt: Seven Stomachs

  • @AvatarLeron
    @AvatarLeron 5 лет назад +4650

    Matt: eats 15000 calories of cookies and ice cream
    Then drink fat free milk
    Matt: helth

  • @nowayout7861
    @nowayout7861 3 года назад +147

    Matt is literally every single buffett's worst nightmare

  • @wickedhx
    @wickedhx 4 года назад +733

    “See mom that is a reasonable amount of ice cream!”

    • @slurpee2431
      @slurpee2431 4 года назад +11

      I was the 69th like
      Don't ruin it unless it's for 420

    • @whitebloodcell8916
      @whitebloodcell8916 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/видео.html yes

    • @chungobungo3657
      @chungobungo3657 4 года назад +2

      White Blood Cell that was not ok

    • @ganso8234
      @ganso8234 4 года назад +2

      @@whitebloodcell8916 Yes Ty for the free bobux

    • @Da1haroon
      @Da1haroon 4 года назад +1

      @@whitebloodcell8916 you piece of nutsack

  • @yoloyolo3003
    @yoloyolo3003 5 лет назад +2900

    Doctor: I'm afraid we can't save you
    Diabetes: How bad is it?
    Doctor: You're suffering from Matt Stonie...

    • @jotarothegay6285
      @jotarothegay6285 5 лет назад +110

      Diabetes: Dear god...

    • @CarlosChavez-fs4mz
      @CarlosChavez-fs4mz 5 лет назад +16

      Wait it should be the patient saying “how bad is it?”

    • @espada6002
      @espada6002 5 лет назад +2

      @@CarlosChavez-fs4mz yep

    • @nomam7358
      @nomam7358 5 лет назад +1

      Haha

    • @Mikee..
      @Mikee.. 5 лет назад +24

      @@CarlosChavez-fs4mz thats the joke.

  • @cerhfhrow4122
    @cerhfhrow4122 6 лет назад +3066

    My man is 10% ice cream now...

  • @snekandrek7858
    @snekandrek7858 2 года назад +848

    This actually looks fun To make on a smaller scale and eat with friends/family!

    • @pure_RAGE
      @pure_RAGE 2 года назад +33

      if i somehow could i would make it but add a lil more diversty aka toppings, dofferent ice crewm flavors and maybe another kind of cookie dough? idk i really want to make this!

    • @CH4RG4
      @CH4RG4 2 года назад +4

      yeah

    • @thenecromancer4113
      @thenecromancer4113 2 года назад +13

      this is actually a thing. Pretty cool how matt introduced you to it. Though i haven't tried it, it looks really good.

    • @Inkedalic3
      @Inkedalic3 2 года назад +3

      If you're having a party then making the big one in the video is also a cool idea

    • @sabrinarose6230
      @sabrinarose6230 Год назад +1

      It’s really good to make and relatively easy too.
      Just get a muffin tray, flip it over and put cookie dough on the wrong side to make a bowl
      Works great

  • @wyd_marco4107
    @wyd_marco4107 4 года назад +2926

    This man's heart was replaced with a battery that runs on calories

    • @jackisilluminati9142
      @jackisilluminati9142 4 года назад +138

      In a way, we are already batteries that run on calories

    • @leomiller4440
      @leomiller4440 4 года назад +12

      @@jackisilluminati9142 we are batterys that use up good water and charge and bad water comes out of us in a circle

    • @SpaghettiRuin
      @SpaghettiRuin 4 года назад +43

      Thats exactly how the human body works

    • @sarahhodge1868
      @sarahhodge1868 4 года назад +4

      your friend you forgot about Sounds like crank all over again

    • @Tenshii_Artii
      @Tenshii_Artii 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like he got kidnapped and held hostage to make revolutionary food creations in a desert garage it seems.

  • @muichirotokito9246
    @muichirotokito9246 3 года назад +2159

    Stonie is litterally a grandmother’s dream every single weekend when they visit her

    • @dawsonhulsing800
      @dawsonhulsing800 3 года назад +3

      What?

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 3 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @bobatea163
      @bobatea163 3 года назад +66

      @@dawsonhulsing800 cause grandmothers want you to eat a lot

    • @svtary6365
      @svtary6365 3 года назад +46

      Me after eating five bowls of rice
      Grandmother: WHY YOU EAT SO LESS EAT MORE OR YOULL DIE

    • @justindza
      @justindza 3 года назад +10

      One of the most overused comments in Stonie's vids.

  • @SwagMcSwiggle
    @SwagMcSwiggle 6 лет назад +4706

    if Matt Stonie gets diabetes he'd probably just finish that too

    • @nostop_
      @nostop_ 6 лет назад +31

      LoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOLL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grimreaperhelios664
      @grimreaperhelios664 5 лет назад +44

      Diabetes fears matt

    • @garou6134
      @garou6134 5 лет назад +9

      He is actually amune to diabetes did you know that?

    • @jamiechafin2083
      @jamiechafin2083 5 лет назад +4

      People do you even know how you get diabetes cause I got them and there is now way but you can inherit it so I guess there is one way

    • @bluecatdk
      @bluecatdk 5 лет назад +2

      @@garou6134 immune*

  • @MichaelDavis-iy7bz
    @MichaelDavis-iy7bz 3 года назад +68

    I'd love to see Matt upload a video where he just eats a regular meal at normal pace like a normal human being

  • @Mister_F
    @Mister_F 4 года назад +6443

    When your mom says "I will be back in an hour."

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 5 лет назад +515

    Can we all just take a second to admire the magnificent architectural structure of this monstrosity of a dessert

    • @castkeyboard
      @castkeyboard 5 лет назад +7

      Architectural you mean? I see nothing this has to do archaeology.

    • @Aegon1
      @Aegon1 5 лет назад +4

      A I made a typo, thank you for correcting me

    • @TheArtOfDean
      @TheArtOfDean 5 лет назад +4

      I did, and felt that this visual was quite surreal...

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai 5 лет назад +5

      Some people don't oven get the joke...

    • @dare4326
      @dare4326 5 лет назад +2

      @@HongFeiBai im sure its cooked well tho

  • @ammarebrahim1363
    @ammarebrahim1363 4 года назад +3724

    The fact that he got through that without getting his shirt dirty is insane

    • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
      @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 3 года назад +92

      Definition of a *clean decent competitive eater*

    • @f1koh
      @f1koh 3 года назад +11

      I mean, if he is a normal civil person then yea, he wont get it dirty

    • @Curvy_10
      @Curvy_10 3 года назад +76

      @@f1koh what? He’s a competitive eater, and even if he wasn’t, just because you get your shirt dirty doesn’t’ mean your not a civil person

    • @ivysana8920
      @ivysana8920 3 года назад +4

      Its a black t-shirt not like its a white t-shirt dirty or not it wont be seen 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @jadenpicante1208
      @jadenpicante1208 3 года назад

      U Dumb? He's eating bout' the Table while He's Standing.

  • @elliotwilson2763
    @elliotwilson2763 2 года назад +422

    the fact that he did it at 12am means that this whole thing is literally a midnight snack for him 😂

    • @AZUAW
      @AZUAW 2 года назад +7

      His idea of a midnight feast lol

    • @sepulchraltones4430
      @sepulchraltones4430 2 года назад +7

      This is like a wet dream for someone that’s reallly high lmao

    • @rolf6266
      @rolf6266 2 года назад +20

      He took the cookie out of the bowl at midnight he ate it later at a more reasonable time heh for less reasonable portions edit spelling

    • @11sjv
      @11sjv 2 года назад +5

      @@covers2343 its not even dark at 12am in the summer

    • @bagofcoolness
      @bagofcoolness 2 года назад

      @@11sjv bitch not everyone lives withing 5 centimeters of you

  • @aimer8606
    @aimer8606 4 года назад +1552

    Matt: enjoying a pound of ice cream
    Brain freeze: Am I a joke to you

    • @ammaraazri536
      @ammaraazri536 4 года назад +28

      Neurone system : Wait, that’s illegal.
      Blood Sugar : Stonks

    • @maddiful
      @maddiful 4 года назад

      nice try with the tick bro

    • @yoavm1256
      @yoavm1256 4 года назад

      𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓬 ✓ maybe he has brain freeze but he continues eating

    • @sentinel_playz2777
      @sentinel_playz2777 4 года назад +2

      Bro it was a gallon

    • @svg9789
      @svg9789 4 года назад

      Clearly yes

  • @mr.bowtie3451
    @mr.bowtie3451 5 лет назад +1178

    He should make a magazine:
    *”50,000 calories a day keeps fat, diabetes, and obesity away!!!”*

    • @CMG_2515
      @CMG_2515 5 лет назад +14

      Mr. Bow tie
      Lol if you commented this when the video came out you easily would have 20k likes lol

    • @mr.bowtie3451
      @mr.bowtie3451 5 лет назад +5

      SwaizzyPLAYS I’ll probably comment on the newest video. Lol 😂

    • @saviour1754
      @saviour1754 5 лет назад +5

      Gyms hate him!

    • @user-ey1jo7mk4r
      @user-ey1jo7mk4r 5 лет назад +1

      Анр

    • @misteralt3117
      @misteralt3117 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, you can't be obese if you've died of excess sugar intake.

  • @Mashironii
    @Mashironii 5 лет назад +1889

    Matt becoming a zombie is a scary thing. He might wipe out the world.

    • @Jacob-tj4od
      @Jacob-tj4od 5 лет назад +5

      kirito subaru eat*

    • @nicktaterz9926
      @nicktaterz9926 5 лет назад +47

      Under 5 hours

    • @chaurymendoza3460
      @chaurymendoza3460 5 лет назад +5

      hell yea it is in afraid if he might catch up to me and I'm fluffy

    • @isopodmemes6180
      @isopodmemes6180 5 лет назад +30

      Eating 15 adult men challenge! (
      1890000 Calories)

    • @belmod5409
      @belmod5409 5 лет назад +5

      Massive brain challenge video would be his next video if that happens lol

  • @jeffhughes7104
    @jeffhughes7104 3 года назад +3

    People beat themselves up over eating a carton of ice cream over a few days. Then there's Matt.

  • @violetnoob
    @violetnoob 4 года назад +1769

    "911 what's your emergency?"
    matt's toilet: plz help me he's coming

    • @ur_anium-235
      @ur_anium-235 4 года назад +16

      underrated comment*

    • @RajibDas-yg2go
      @RajibDas-yg2go 4 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @tradffy9567
      @tradffy9567 4 года назад +22

      Underrated? I have seen these comments on all matts videos

    • @gigachad6117
      @gigachad6117 4 года назад +5

      @@tradffy9567 that means this comment is not liked enough unlike some others with thousands.

    • @KhalidEditsAep
      @KhalidEditsAep 4 года назад +1

      Relatable with my toliet

  • @greglighten9463
    @greglighten9463 4 года назад +3041

    Everybody talks about his eating skills
    But nobody talks about his cooking skills

    • @limejelo
      @limejelo 4 года назад +39

      How original
      *not*

    • @sheepgang2137
      @sheepgang2137 4 года назад +131

      you mean his cookie skills?

    • @tyler01alphadraven46
      @tyler01alphadraven46 4 года назад +16

      @@sheepgang2137 cooking skills because to a lot of his challenges, he cooked all of those

    • @ziel9474
      @ziel9474 4 года назад +39

      @@tyler01alphadraven46 You missed the joke.

    • @tyler01alphadraven46
      @tyler01alphadraven46 4 года назад +1

      @@ziel9474 so what do you mean? Wheres the joke there?

  • @LawlessLonewolf
    @LawlessLonewolf 4 года назад +5805

    You know it’s impossible when not even Matt Stonie can finish it.

    • @menkirdennis6686
      @menkirdennis6686 4 года назад +371

      Well this was 2014, he could prolly finish it now

    • @somerandomnoob5159
      @somerandomnoob5159 4 года назад +9

      Yes fr

    • @yeeman1234
      @yeeman1234 4 года назад +93

      I love how people just watch old videos but his content has always been the same

    • @bstheflimar6557
      @bstheflimar6557 4 года назад +5

      @@yeeman1234 yes 😂

    • @kriotgg7762
      @kriotgg7762 4 года назад +8

      @@LawlessLonewolf yeah what a dumb pussy he deleted it

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 3 года назад +16

    I'm just astounded at how his stomach hasn't ruptured yet

    • @xillerrz7328
      @xillerrz7328 3 года назад +2

      His stomach is actually trained for competitive eating.

  • @WaifunationTCG
    @WaifunationTCG 5 лет назад +489

    Normal person at ice cream shop: "Yeah, I'll have one scoop of chocolate
    Matt: "Yeah, I'll take the bucket...."

  • @mrfudge2861
    @mrfudge2861 5 лет назад +1760

    Bruh, the cookie monster is even afraid of Matt.

    • @ezbEtc
      @ezbEtc 5 лет назад +28

      Not English. It's "Bruh, *even* the cookie monster is afraid of Matt"

    • @guwopreign5807
      @guwopreign5807 5 лет назад +27

      @@ezbEtc oh no its thr grammar police bro shut up no one asked you.

    • @ezbEtc
      @ezbEtc 5 лет назад +11

      @@guwopreign5807 haha I just tried to help asshole

    • @xibzz3907
      @xibzz3907 5 лет назад +11

      @@guwopreign5807 yeah fuck off dip shit ass lobotomized turd

    • @herbfanboy388
      @herbfanboy388 5 лет назад +12

      Ben Dover oh my god you’re so toxic

  • @milklnabucket3723
    @milklnabucket3723 4 года назад +3811

    Let’s be real this is a kids dream.

    • @roccoalt5962
      @roccoalt5962 4 года назад +113

      Only kids dream?

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 4 года назад +184

      This is everybody’s dream

    • @Destinys
      @Destinys 4 года назад +6

      Yes it is

    • @iservedioyt4908
      @iservedioyt4908 4 года назад +24

      People with lactose intolerance: mom we have to buy another toilet I broke another one!

    • @somerandomnoob5159
      @somerandomnoob5159 4 года назад +2

      Yeah lol

  • @ELA1ization
    @ELA1ization Год назад +3

    This is the best video you ever did, Matt. So absurd an idea, but you executed it far better than what could be expected and you did a damn good dent in the final construction too! Peak Matt Stonie right here

  • @Cl0wnin.ar0und.t0wn
    @Cl0wnin.ar0und.t0wn 5 лет назад +726

    Someone: yo Matt what did you do on the weekend?
    Matt:nothing much just ate 15% of my body weight in cookies and icecream

    • @tridentclan3867
      @tridentclan3867 5 лет назад +12

      Someone: umm ok then... I'mma go now

    • @JSGRanks
      @JSGRanks 5 лет назад

      WHADYAA MEAN NOTHING MUCH, MATT!!

  • @yareyaredaze1780
    @yareyaredaze1780 4 года назад +2546

    The sad part is that they just had to see him eat it all by himself

    • @fanofyoutubers9792
      @fanofyoutubers9792 4 года назад +4

      Eth Manz 😋😋😋😢

    • @roballroball7180
      @roballroball7180 4 года назад +47

      Oh, youre aproaching me?

    • @captaintoad-ef6zt
      @captaintoad-ef6zt 4 года назад +13

      roball roball Honestly who the fuck cares if his pfp is from jojo

    • @magicalhobo2001
      @magicalhobo2001 4 года назад +21

      Bubblethorn does making a reference upset you?

    • @yareyaredaze1780
      @yareyaredaze1780 4 года назад +13

      @@roballroball7180 I cant beat the poop out of you without getting closer

  • @vanillabeam5400
    @vanillabeam5400 9 лет назад +1851

    For some reason, I like the cooking stages of your videos more than watching you eat them

  • @aidenassaf9013
    @aidenassaf9013 2 года назад +3

    The sharp horror movie sound effect in the song at 0:37 fits the death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy

  • @rushokhan3178
    @rushokhan3178 6 лет назад +468

    Some say he is going for the earth next.

    • @eggroll_thief7221
      @eggroll_thief7221 5 лет назад +9

      Some also say he is going to team up with aliens and he is going to teach them how to eat to eat the earth

    • @eggroll_thief7221
      @eggroll_thief7221 5 лет назад +1

      I think mine was gayer

    • @eggroll_thief7221
      @eggroll_thief7221 5 лет назад

      Didnt he already ate the food supply

    • @varuns6549
      @varuns6549 5 лет назад +2

      Matt's the galactus in MCU

    • @Leon-vc2qh
      @Leon-vc2qh 5 лет назад

      Rusho Khan nah its already confirmed

  • @gbhm2568
    @gbhm2568 4 года назад +3537

    “What type of diabetes do you have?”
    matt: Type 7

  • @KBDProductionsTV
    @KBDProductionsTV 10 лет назад +4796

    Mmmm, the cookie bowl looks good :D
    Great job Matt!

  • @XgracenX34
    @XgracenX34 2 года назад +6

    3:11 that first scoop of ice cream caught me off guard😂😂

  • @thecolvinbros4526
    @thecolvinbros4526 4 года назад +1234

    Mom: you can only have 1 scoop
    Me while she looks away for 1 second

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 6 лет назад +8796

    there are clearly 2 types of people in the world; one who does this and gain NOTHING, and the other who watches this video and magically gains 5 pounds hahahaha what is life

  • @Mistyf1
    @Mistyf1 5 лет назад +1265

    Diabetes: Aye Matt, uhh you ate about 3180 grams of sugar so you have dia-
    Matt: No thanks

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 лет назад +1

      Saluted Firestarter xdd lol

    • @TheArrivalCyberse
      @TheArrivalCyberse 5 лет назад +14

      When you don't realize that "No thanks" means "No, but thank you for offering" so you repeat your sentence

    • @sweetpillows225
      @sweetpillows225 5 лет назад

      Were you going to say diarrhea

    • @obligatoryidiot
      @obligatoryidiot 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheswanBill umm that's only type 1 diabetes...
      I don't think ur meaning this is some joke, so ur partially wrong.
      Diabetes can be from too much sugar.

    • @tooded87thesecond48
      @tooded87thesecond48 5 лет назад +2

      Ordalami ur dumb. There are two types

  • @the3guys701
    @the3guys701 3 года назад +45

    When this was uploaded
    Corona was a beer
    Tiktok was a song
    Paul Walker was there
    Good times

    • @lavenderscafe
      @lavenderscafe 3 года назад

      Shut up, that's not funny.

    • @NemanjaPaunovic-q7z
      @NemanjaPaunovic-q7z 3 года назад +1

      @@lavenderscafe you can stay mad bozo

    • @lavenderscafe
      @lavenderscafe 3 года назад

      @@NemanjaPaunovic-q7z Aww, saying something as unoriginal as "stay mad". How cute. Maybe when you grow up and come up with better comebacks, I'll fucking take you seriously. Telling someone to stay mad is unoriginal. It's not 2015, grow up.

    • @marcelldavis666
      @marcelldavis666 3 года назад +6

      @@lavenderscafe You're kinda mad ngl

    • @marcelldavis666
      @marcelldavis666 3 года назад +4

      @@lavenderscafe And start making actually good videos with acceptable quality and actually usefull tools. It's not 2015, grow up... Ok you're videos are worse... like from the 2008-2012 era where like every kid started a crap channel with crap videos. lmao

  • @shoiiyxshimuraa1030
    @shoiiyxshimuraa1030 5 лет назад +7412

    *Cavities has entered the chat*
    *Diabetes is typing*
    *Fluoride has left the chat*
    *Liver was banned from chat*
    *Kidney stones is typing*
    *Root Canals have entered the chat*
    *Teeth was banned from the chat*
    edit:Holy crap guys, thank you so much for all the likes

  • @razankadri84
    @razankadri84 6 лет назад +500

    Healthy has left the chat

  • @hetoyepthomi7418
    @hetoyepthomi7418 5 лет назад +669

    Me: so, who does the dishes?
    Matt: we don't do that here

    • @seanimationsyt2220
      @seanimationsyt2220 5 лет назад +52

      Don’t be dumb
      He eats the dishes duh

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds 5 лет назад +4

      @@seanimationsyt2220 ok I guess I don't need to do the joke you already did it

    • @647amar
      @647amar 5 лет назад +2

      Seanimation stole both of our ideas 🧐😭

    • @Çubë_Visฯøn
      @Çubë_Visฯøn 5 лет назад +2

      We eat the food
      *plus the dishes*
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gabrielconstantin3544
      @gabrielconstantin3544 5 лет назад +2

      in mother russia,dishes do us

  • @calvin87779
    @calvin87779 3 года назад +7

    From now on the doctor became a millionaire.
    Thanks stonie for your kindness

  • @haileypint2891
    @haileypint2891 5 лет назад +1364

    Imagine like a mini version of this tho... 😍😍

    • @rsacar217
      @rsacar217 5 лет назад +359

      You mean a normal version?

    • @alduin2418
      @alduin2418 5 лет назад +35

      @@rsacar217 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shantanuchakravarti9444
      @shantanuchakravarti9444 5 лет назад +9

      RSA Car lol

    • @aske7432
      @aske7432 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah that would be delicious

    • @holliebayasen7970
      @holliebayasen7970 5 лет назад +14

      Actually that's a good idea
      But I think some coffee shop or bakery shop already came up with this

  • @Astograve
    @Astograve 5 лет назад +2594

    Sorry I'm 5 years late. RUclips finally gave me the notification.

    • @McQueenFAN95
      @McQueenFAN95 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah sure okay. Fucking liar

    • @xan2157
      @xan2157 5 лет назад +13

      Lol same

    • @kyrtx1331
      @kyrtx1331 5 лет назад +33

      MarvelCinematicUniverseFan115 toxic marvel fan xD

    • @wazsan
      @wazsan 5 лет назад +20

      MarvelCinematicUniverseFan115 bruh calm down

    • @JK-vk5si
      @JK-vk5si 5 лет назад +21

      @@McQueenFAN95 marvel fan toxic comfirmed
      Now im being swarmed by marvel fans :(

  • @thomasde9787
    @thomasde9787 5 лет назад +607

    Toliet: *Exists*
    Matt Stonie: I'm about to end this whole man's career

    • @nichenight
      @nichenight 5 лет назад +18

      *man's whole career

    • @averydaniel8057
      @averydaniel8057 5 лет назад +11

      Boooooooo, this is on every video and is unoriginal

    • @t-rexbob8468
      @t-rexbob8468 5 лет назад +4

      *Toilets

    • @elchia7113
      @elchia7113 5 лет назад +1

      @@ripyah1821 You shut up

    • @ripyah1821
      @ripyah1821 5 лет назад

      Insane Crap fuck outta here nerdy bitch

  • @Rodentkaztatscomannes
    @Rodentkaztatscomannes 6 дней назад +1

    thank you youtube for hiding this from me and letting it marinate for 10 years

  • @Lauren-ze1tv
    @Lauren-ze1tv 5 лет назад +1805

    My mom: Only 1 bowl of ice cream.
    Me:

  • @stuff991
    @stuff991 5 лет назад +580

    Makes the most sugary thing ever ...
    Starts to add chocolate

  • @drained1177
    @drained1177 4 года назад +2827

    Matt: Eats more food than an average american family without getting fat.
    Americans: "How can I aquire this power?"

    • @d4ug
      @d4ug 4 года назад +160

      working out

    • @welwitschia3756
      @welwitschia3756 4 года назад +263

      Run around the equator four times a day.

    • @fusionfear2257
      @fusionfear2257 4 года назад +70

      Hey you missed your chance to say ”is it possible to learn this power?”

    • @notthemanager3221
      @notthemanager3221 4 года назад +5

      All you need to do is run around the sun 3 times a day

    • @squaresolider7182
      @squaresolider7182 4 года назад

      First Name b r u h

  • @A13XLaircey
    @A13XLaircey Год назад +4

    This is still one of my favorite Matt Stonie videos ever!!
    Love watching this in the summer!

  • @kaylah-bear3128
    @kaylah-bear3128 5 лет назад +936

    Matt: *Eats 23,000+ calories and stays skinny*
    Me: *Takes a bite of one cookie* *and creates another planet*

    • @danielmchale7635
      @danielmchale7635 5 лет назад +22

      He's got a very good metabolism

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 5 лет назад +10

      @@danielmchale7635 you mean he throws up after each video

    • @danielmchale7635
      @danielmchale7635 5 лет назад +16

      @@aulendilthegreat873 no metabolism is how fast your body can digest your food. If it's slow then a person gains body fat but if their metabolism is RLLY fast like his, he'll be skinny that's y he's always skinny even though he eats so much. So he can eat two full can of Pringles let's say and he will stay the same

    • @Alessandro-vl8bu
      @Alessandro-vl8bu 5 лет назад +8

      When you train hard and eat well as you make more progress you are able to get more enjoyment from food without gaining weight

    • @jayhomes4868
      @jayhomes4868 5 лет назад +5

      Fatso

  • @ashiljohn
    @ashiljohn 4 года назад +489

    *'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch, when out of the mist came a beast, more stomach than man.*

    • @tonygunk.
      @tonygunk. 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @keanureeveslusciousweave
      @keanureeveslusciousweave 4 года назад +1

      I saw that on reddit once

    • @crispi94
      @crispi94 4 года назад

      @@keanureeveslusciousweave it's a from a Simpsons episode where homer eats at an all you can eat buffet. Captain McAllister says this lol

    • @wurtknurte7283
      @wurtknurte7283 4 года назад +2

      *And then he ate an entire cookie bowl of icecream and straight up died*

    • @fanofyoutubers9792
      @fanofyoutubers9792 4 года назад

      Just A Turtle still alive in 2020

  • @ceranos
    @ceranos 5 лет назад +222

    Brainfreeze: Allow me to introdu-
    Wait he actually ate the ice cream that fast

    • @dare4326
      @dare4326 4 года назад

      I think he got kinda hot water at first.

  • @rand0mthings701
    @rand0mthings701 3 года назад +13

    Matt stonie is everything a grandma could dream of

  • @shoelace576
    @shoelace576 8 лет назад +171

    My inner child is screaming in jealousy while watching this

  • @gager3252
    @gager3252 8 лет назад +583

    If I had a dollar every time someone asked "how is he not fat?" I could afford and eat this cookie bowl with icecream every day.

    • @manchado4740
      @manchado4740 8 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @birdymaniac
      @birdymaniac 8 лет назад +5

      +Piggies Gone Viral its not so expensive only a few dollars a day

    • @Gabsterical
      @Gabsterical 8 лет назад +6

      +Piggies Gone Viral He has a supremely fast metabolism, and a quick digestion. Genetics.

    • @Gabsterical
      @Gabsterical 8 лет назад +5

      *****
      I am. Lots of this is definetely in genetics. sure he trains, but I doubt everything has to do with how he does it.

    • @jamesasui
      @jamesasui 8 лет назад +6

      +Gabsterical its not hfs. he does these like once a week or every other week. Its not that hard to lose weight if its only done once.

  • @pinnd9237
    @pinnd9237 6 лет назад +1463

    Guys if you are wondering why he's not gaining weight
    That's how mafia works.

    • @appleshrubs2395
      @appleshrubs2395 6 лет назад +15

      Weeeb can I join

    • @what13106
      @what13106 6 лет назад +5

      Ohhhh I understand now

    • @Baccha_Gamer
      @Baccha_Gamer 6 лет назад +22

      I'mma be honest with you. The joke you got there was
      Hot steamy ass.

    • @binduvemuri3700
      @binduvemuri3700 5 лет назад +4

      I don’t understand the joke...can some one explain???

    • @Zer0_Alpha
      @Zer0_Alpha 5 лет назад +7

      Bindu vemuri it was a meme. It’s dead now though.

  • @haxxer6650
    @haxxer6650 3 года назад +5

    I like how he never changes

  • @willstyles4798
    @willstyles4798 5 лет назад +1838

    Imagine eating cereal out of this then eating the cookie covered in milk edit: wow i didnt expect this to get basically 2k likes tysm

    • @Justjaywop
      @Justjaywop 5 лет назад +120

      FluidOCE i like the way you think.

    • @janendrych6863
      @janendrych6863 5 лет назад +42

      That is definitely not a bad idea :)

    • @iannamikaze4557
      @iannamikaze4557 5 лет назад +42

      FluidOCE the cookie would get soft and break apart and then you’d have a mess of milk on your table😂

    • @stacks7428
      @stacks7428 5 лет назад +6

      Ian Namikaze that's what I was thinking.

    • @epicface2322
      @epicface2322 5 лет назад +5

      *E P I C*

  • @czedrickprestoza7447
    @czedrickprestoza7447 4 года назад +537

    Matt: Goes To A Store
    Manager: Welp There Goes Our Whole Food Supply...

    • @maxmustermann-xs6kg
      @maxmustermann-xs6kg 4 года назад +17

      more like yay we make money

    • @yoshiwav
      @yoshiwav 4 года назад +6

      lol ye just wait for the next restock of food from the trucks and stuff. for now they’re *R I C H*

    • @timmy5892
      @timmy5892 4 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @thekknsquad9705
      @thekknsquad9705 4 года назад

      haha?

    • @nyrgaming3091
      @nyrgaming3091 4 года назад

      He’s probably their highest paying costumers lol

  • @loganyoung1486
    @loganyoung1486 5 лет назад +382

    *Doctor: Diabetes, I’m sorry to say that you have been diagnosed with Matt Stonie.*

    • @TransparentSteel
      @TransparentSteel 5 лет назад +3

      Stolen

    • @snirmor6194
      @snirmor6194 5 лет назад +3

      Mostly stolen

    • @shanmi223
      @shanmi223 4 года назад +13

      aA o nOeW dIs coMenT iS sToWLEn aNd I DonT knOew hOw tO deAl wIth tHingS bEiNg coPied on thE inTerneT aAAAa

    • @Jayclarkyt
      @Jayclarkyt 4 года назад +1

      Logan Young stolen comment

    • @cutielatoot
      @cutielatoot 4 года назад +1

      @@shanmi223 technically its plagiarism. you wouldnt want anyone to copy something you made originally and they get credit for it but you dont? and it also gets overused completely. 🙄

  • @barrelrolltoday6051
    @barrelrolltoday6051 10 месяцев назад +1

    I can't imagine crushing that much ice cream in ten minutes. Then he has a massive cookie bowl to deal with. Wow.

  • @user-np6kq7uz6w
    @user-np6kq7uz6w 5 лет назад +516

    Matt: “let’s eat a gallon of ice cream in a giant cookie bowl”
    Metabolism: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @samlacey2512
    @samlacey2512 5 лет назад +417

    the devil works hard...
    But Matt’s metabolism works harder😏

  • @gggamer1587
    @gggamer1587 4 года назад +734

    Nobody:
    Matt’s toilet: please I have a family
    Matt: and I have constapation

    • @1793
      @1793 4 года назад +5

      *DAMN* 😂😳 bruh this kept me laughing through the whole video😂😂😂😂

    • @sihambelhaj8700
      @sihambelhaj8700 4 года назад +10

      Matt’s toilet family is : poop ,pee, water,toilet paper

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/видео.html His Toilet after the video

    • @flairrl9883
      @flairrl9883 4 года назад +6

      When you try to be funny xD

    • @curseddurk5185
      @curseddurk5185 4 года назад +1

      @@firstname8044 clown

  • @jackyngo2603
    @jackyngo2603 3 года назад +1

    I remember this video being the first Matt stonie I’ve ever watched and I’ve never regretted it

  • @_a_sk1ll_1ssuee_65
    @_a_sk1ll_1ssuee_65 4 года назад +2145

    Doctor: ”What type of Diabetes do you have?”
    Matt: “ Yes”

  • @pitbull2977
    @pitbull2977 5 лет назад +1386

    No one:
    What my grandma makes when I'm coming over:

  • @Max.44
    @Max.44 2 года назад +1

    7:45 that look after breaking the little cookie. How does that even fit in a human, amazing

  • @two-bitemilio4244
    @two-bitemilio4244 6 лет назад +405

    *eats a burger*
    I'm full.
    *sees matt's videos*
    nevermind..

    • @courtneystuart9265
      @courtneystuart9265 6 лет назад +9

      Jimin Lost his jams hey. You can still be full, it's okay.

    • @eemi.
      @eemi. 6 лет назад +3

      I hate when people say, "its okay" or "dont worry" to a joke

    • @zainqureshi214
      @zainqureshi214 6 лет назад +1

      Your yt name with your comment

    • @poot9376
      @poot9376 6 лет назад +1

      Jimin Lost his jams Omg I thought it said “eats a booger” 😂

    • @Uloveeverglow
      @Uloveeverglow 6 лет назад +2

      ARMY

  • @tweakefan4469
    @tweakefan4469 6 лет назад +594

    Brain freeze : here i come !
    Matt : ain't nobody care

  • @pauloshan
    @pauloshan 5 лет назад +205

    When my mom says: Just one cookie before bed

    • @pauloshan
      @pauloshan 5 лет назад +5

      @Fix und Fertig r/woooosh

    • @zux128
      @zux128 5 лет назад +1

      @@pauloshan i subbed you

    • @Andrea-ww8bz
      @Andrea-ww8bz 5 лет назад

      @Fix und Fertig r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @aleevargas9032
      @aleevargas9032 5 лет назад

      DO NOT SUB ME :P i subed

    • @ImLexiRomero
      @ImLexiRomero 5 лет назад

      @Fix und Fertig r/wooosh

  • @21MarketaDiva
    @21MarketaDiva 3 года назад +1

    Lol “It’s so cold”
    “I hope so.” 😆

  • @jeankalopez4943
    @jeankalopez4943 4 года назад +1121

    Is no one gonna talk about how he casually put a brick in the oven?

    • @mangounalol7132
      @mangounalol7132 3 года назад +17

      Haha fr tho

    • @702.Joshua_
      @702.Joshua_ 3 года назад +14

      It was to hold it down

    • @jayonproductions
      @jayonproductions 3 года назад +104

      @@702.Joshua_ obviously

    • @jackshawver2910
      @jackshawver2910 3 года назад +21

      Dude it’s called a brick oven lol 😂

    • @mr.s6661
      @mr.s6661 3 года назад +42

      @@wicked_angelz I don’t think those maraschino cherries have pits in them

  • @ItsJayTho
    @ItsJayTho 5 лет назад +1770

    You know someone is a legend when
    They bite ice-cream

    • @fredo_4x628
      @fredo_4x628 5 лет назад +1

      Ninja is Hyper Lmaoo I can send you a ss that I didn’t like my own comment first of all and secondly you just look dumb so sit down bum😛

    • @ruthlesscash1929
      @ruthlesscash1929 5 лет назад

      Reune lol i am sitting down chill bro u been stalking me

    • @ruthlesscash1929
      @ruthlesscash1929 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @ItsJayTho
      @ItsJayTho 5 лет назад

      @@fredo_4x628 be humble....sit down!

    • @fredo_4x628
      @fredo_4x628 5 лет назад

      Jayden Games 💀

  • @devincartin5110
    @devincartin5110 5 лет назад +790

    Matt stone: *eats all this stuff and stays in shape
    Me : *looks at a cookie and gains 40lbs

    • @jacksonvelez7106
      @jacksonvelez7106 5 лет назад +15

      Yes but I bet you don’t work out

    • @GarrisonSowles
      @GarrisonSowles 5 лет назад +26

      Bruh quit feeling sorry for yourself I can eat whatever I want and not gain hardly anything because I’ve always been active. Outside whether it’s riding my bike or throwing the football with my friends. So unless you have some serious medical condition it’s you and you alone as the reason you might be overweight. Maybe start being active for a change. It helps. Because it doesn’t matter what you eat. If you are not active much you aren’t going to lose anything. Good lifestyle has always worked for me

    • @devincartin5110
      @devincartin5110 5 лет назад +10

      @@GarrisonSowles thank you for that but I actually have a very high metabolism I'm only 135lbs it's so hard to gain weight but I can gain muscle which is weird

    • @GarrisonSowles
      @GarrisonSowles 5 лет назад +7

      cupid's love well then if it’s so hard for you to gain weight what was the point of the comment? You clearly don’t gain weight good so it makes no sense.

    • @anintruder3502
      @anintruder3502 5 лет назад +11

      The Bois In The Mafia do you know what a joke comment is or are you to old to realize?

  • @matthewmensah481
    @matthewmensah481 Год назад +2

    Happy National Cookie Day 🍪 from Matt Stonie 🍄

  • @tjsilvestro4569
    @tjsilvestro4569 5 лет назад +539

    Doctor: Matt you have diabetes
    Matt: does that come in a cookie bowl?

    • @shreyash2830
      @shreyash2830 5 лет назад +3

      Cookie bowl right ,not bowl of cookie

    • @tjsilvestro4569
      @tjsilvestro4569 5 лет назад +3

      @@shreyash2830 either way is fine ig

    • @cheesy5058
      @cheesy5058 5 лет назад

      No he would say can I eat it

  • @walterwhite5812
    @walterwhite5812 5 лет назад +2528

    Okay so why am I 5 years late to this🤔

  • @Aryanc_yt
    @Aryanc_yt 5 лет назад +114

    Eats a gallon of ice cream superfast.
    Brain freeze: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @amaan5888
      @amaan5888 5 лет назад

      He had warm water to stop the brain freeze

  • @stev009
    @stev009 2 года назад +1

    Respect to him going outside just to make this challenge happen 1:21

  • @central5533
    @central5533 5 лет назад +86

    matt hears someone talking on street: "dude brainfreezes hurt soooooooo bad"
    matt:
    "i'll be the judge of that"

  • @sanesstheskeleton8763
    @sanesstheskeleton8763 5 лет назад +138

    Diabetes: I fear no man, but that thing...
    *MATT STONIE*
    Diabetes: It scares me

    • @y.s.k7169
      @y.s.k7169 5 лет назад +6

      Very lame comment

    • @Aymzan
      @Aymzan 5 лет назад +2

      @@y.s.k7169 its creative

    • @thecomradedelusion2300
      @thecomradedelusion2300 5 лет назад

      @@y.s.k7169 it can't be lame since its a tf2 reference

    • @y.s.k7169
      @y.s.k7169 5 лет назад +1

      @@thecomradedelusion2300 awww shut up!

    • @duckeatsbread5644
      @duckeatsbread5644 5 лет назад +3

      Y.s.k shut up jealous that other people has better ideas

  • @thekknsquad9705
    @thekknsquad9705 4 года назад +307

    yall have to realize that he posts rarely and when he isn recording he eats so healthy

    • @sunny-zh1wr
      @sunny-zh1wr 4 года назад +30

      Well yeah but he posts once a week and eats a weeks worth of calories in one day. Even if he eats healthily the rest of the week unless hes fasting or restricting calories he could be eating at least 2x as much as he needs

    • @oliverenes539
      @oliverenes539 4 года назад +18

      @@sunny-zh1wr no but he works out many hours a day

    • @dsadunnodudeish4535
      @dsadunnodudeish4535 4 года назад +15

      @@sunny-zh1wr lol the human body doesn't work like that

    • @sunny-zh1wr
      @sunny-zh1wr 4 года назад +14

      @@oliverenes539 damn I guess he lives as the gym then. It's possible if he has a high bmr and a lot of muscle but he would have to do an insane amount of cardio or even HIIT to burn off that many calories

    • @excaliber2845
      @excaliber2845 4 года назад +7

      High metobalism

  • @permanentsuffering
    @permanentsuffering 2 года назад +4

    You could literally feed multiple families with that cookie.

  • @mousumimahapatra8870
    @mousumimahapatra8870 4 года назад +584

    People: That would be a great dessert for a humongous party!
    Matt: (eating it by himself) What party?

  • @ChaseTheCandyHusky
    @ChaseTheCandyHusky 4 года назад +629

    I’m trying to lose weight but this came in my recommended

    • @Shades707
      @Shades707 4 года назад +8

      Lol me too😭

    • @thewildflintnsteel6173
      @thewildflintnsteel6173 4 года назад +10

      it's a sign

    • @johannflores1163
      @johannflores1163 4 года назад +3

      Candy_Bob YT to help you think about all the animals killed for this.

    • @ChaseTheCandyHusky
      @ChaseTheCandyHusky 4 года назад +1

      Johann Flores For the ice cream or the cookie because the ice cream is from the cow milk they have the milk the cow it’ll kill the cow but you’re talking about the cookie I don’t know I don’t know what the what ingredients go into making cookies so is the ice cream or the cookie please respond

    • @johannflores1163
      @johannflores1163 4 года назад

      Candy_Bob YT both :)

  • @rickyb6086
    @rickyb6086 9 лет назад +245

    I was hungry at the beginning of this video, but at the end I now feel full..lol

  • @DarielAndre
    @DarielAndre 2 года назад +1

    Let's appreciate how much of a good cook Matt is

    • @Jessi17.
      @Jessi17. 2 года назад

      he took frozen cookie dough and put it in the oven

  • @UnfamiliarEyes
    @UnfamiliarEyes 4 года назад +441

    Matt: *eats this and doesn’t suffer consequences*
    Me: *gets fat after watching a tasty recipe*

    • @cheese-y1y
      @cheese-y1y 4 года назад +8

      Because he has either high metabolism or he just works out at the gym after he ate all that

    • @Doubel
      @Doubel 4 года назад +10

      Did you really think he felt completely fine after this was done?

    • @alolanpikachu7330
      @alolanpikachu7330 4 года назад +6

      @@cheese-y1y he definitly exercises

    • @vhsfxx
      @vhsfxx 4 года назад +1

      He works at the gym like 5 times in 2 weeks or something

    • @louiebili17yearsagoedited85
      @louiebili17yearsagoedited85 4 года назад +7

      He throws up afterwards

  • @novooooo
    @novooooo 5 лет назад +893

    Matt Stonie:
    Diabetes? Pfff, I already ate it.
    Diabetes:
    Am I a joke to you?

    • @prod.kawxru6636
      @prod.kawxru6636 5 лет назад +4

      NANI?!?

    • @Leon-vc2qh
      @Leon-vc2qh 5 лет назад +4

      Matt: yeah

    • @noobj2204
      @noobj2204 5 лет назад +2

      in real life matt stonie eats very healthy food but your jokes is funny hahahaha

    • @hehexd1759
      @hehexd1759 5 лет назад +5

      Doctor: How much sugar did you eat today?
      Matt: yes

    • @hyeronymus
      @hyeronymus 5 лет назад

      Oh un français

  • @literallydying6264
    @literallydying6264 8 лет назад +245

    " its cold"-Matt Stonie

  • @eliseerickson5994
    @eliseerickson5994 2 года назад +1

    every time I want to eat junk food I just watch one of these videos and lose my appetite

  • @instinctrocks6802
    @instinctrocks6802 4 года назад +99

    Matt stonie: walks in the restaurant and asks for a desert
    Me: *why do I hear boss music?*