Kakstoista vuotta täytin. Isä poltti puisen veturin. Se saunan pesään tuhkattiin. Ei ollut aikaa kyyneliin. Isä sanoi: "Kestä se kuin mies." Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan. Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen. Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa. Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen. Veli palas armeijasta. Korpin jämät tuliaisinaan. Aita liian matala. Ei tullut ristii aukista. Isä näytti omansa. Äiti ei aina jaksa. Joskus on hiljaa viikkoja. Lääkärit ne puhuu vaan: "Se tekee sitä tahallaan." Täti saattoi sen sairaalaan. Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan. Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen. Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa. Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen. Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan. Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan. Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen. Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa. Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen. Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan. Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen. Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa. Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen.
No joke, i crashed atleast 3 times with the van while going to fleetari's because i got too carried away and thought id be able to excellently swerve while in second gear.
My headgasket was blown when I first started it. Lucky I managed to shut it off and stop the wierd deiseling effect the car has for no reason as a petrol vehicle. The bluish smoke looked like a fire was brewing in there. Always check your parts before installation.
Yeah that’s because you need have racing wheel setup but this guys has not setup but it has the settings on the game that you can choose “press any button” so thats why the clutch dumps
Linkoln tech: "Drive carefully" Me: driving at 212 km/h on the road and 132 km/h on the dirt road XD Satsuma: Shit, today NO! 2 seconds after satsuma broken Tip: If you drive slowly and calmly at 90 Km/h in 4th gear or 6th gear with 6th gear box mod that I once did, you save a lot of fuel compared to going with everything like 7k rpm
How people actually drive the satsuma: get in, start engine, rev it until you hit optimal temperature, release handbrake, keep revving as you shift into first, drive like a maniac
I was happy if you give me a text and a heart but you gave me a heart now you owe me the text just for me when you put you the heart I didn't understand what you're going to say
Heres the acttual step 1check everything like the radiator brake and clutch and oil Step 2 start the car by turning ignition and pushing down forward button Step 3 turn n into 1 and handbrake now drive like a mad man (some info is outdated)
How to drive Satsuma tutorial: Step 1: drink case of beer Step 2: drink more beer Step 3: ignore any and all issues Satsuma may have Step 4: get in Satsuma and start it while holding the throttle to the floor, and DO NOT LIFT FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE Step 5: drive like your doin it for Dale
Meanwhile me, half the car is missing, the body looks like the cars been in 27 rollovers, the engine is barely functioning, and I'm flooring it and driving it like a madman
“Drive carefully”
Me after 20 seconds: *vibing to routainen maa*
tru
*♫* *dun du dun* kakstoista vuotta täytin *♫*
Vibin in the Ritz car
Kakstoista vuotta täytin.
Isä poltti puisen veturin.
Se saunan pesään tuhkattiin.
Ei ollut aikaa kyyneliin.
Isä sanoi: "Kestä se kuin mies."
Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan.
Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen.
Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa.
Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen.
Veli palas armeijasta.
Korpin jämät tuliaisinaan.
Aita liian matala.
Ei tullut ristii aukista.
Isä näytti omansa.
Äiti ei aina jaksa.
Joskus on hiljaa viikkoja.
Lääkärit ne puhuu vaan:
"Se tekee sitä tahallaan."
Täti saattoi sen sairaalaan.
Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan.
Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen.
Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa.
Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen.
Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan.
Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan.
Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen.
Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa.
Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen.
Ja vaikkei juuret yllä pohjaan.
Ne kiinni jää tähän maahan routaiseen.
Eikä kukaan toinen mua ohjaa.
Itse pääni lyön kiveen harmaaseen.
Me meanwhile: *proceeds to stare at a fire with confusal*
Linkoln Tech: "Drive carefully"
Me: *Going 110 Kmph On dirt road Vibing to Klapi.*
That's a relatable, the speed part, that is
*240kmh
Kilomiles per hour. This must be fast af
Samir easy
@O.G Autistler hot
“Drive carefully”
About 90% of the community
Ima just pretend I didn’t hear that
I do both lol, I drive carefully and fast, or carefully or just loon about
No joke, i crashed atleast 3 times with the van while going to fleetari's because i got too carried away and thought id be able to excellently swerve while in second gear.
"Better manual driving tutorial than other 10 mins video tutorials"
11/10 IGN
step 1 Get in uncles blue van (becasue you are scared of damaging your brand new satsuma and don't want to risk it)
Really I was redline driving the thing the second it could drive
you mean the satsuma that your parents bought but you put back together
@@circuitboarddudegaming5700 I also did that and blew a head gasket and my engine caught on fire
My headgasket was blown when I first started it. Lucky I managed to shut it off and stop the wierd deiseling effect the car has for no reason as a petrol vehicle. The bluish smoke looked like a fire was brewing in there. Always check your parts before installation.
Get in poo truck because the grind never stops
step one: open hüd
step two: checc oil
step tree: close hüd
Step 4: use auto clutch and ride in 3rd or 4th gear
@@iamnoone3638Step 5: crash on a turn with over 250km/h
@@KinomiUtitarustep 6:find bearing4 and piston3
step 7: forget to save [at least your car isnt broken.]@@dave_norton.
btw thanks for the booze its really good@@dave_norton.
bro no... first no blinkers, second redline then drop clutch third, DO NOT FASTEN SEAT BELT (more fun)
😂🤣😀
HEEL AND TOE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
@@napalmpudding ILLUSIONARY HELL AND TEAR!!!!
hit a Tree and Die.
(now Reload save.)
drinking uncle's vodka is mandatory before driving
I love how immediately after the voice said „how to drive satsuma“ mustamies started playing I LOVE IT
Other title : How to drive manualy
The real way is to fire it up with no coolant and redline it in every gear
Forget single use plastics, imma have a single use engine if I do this 😂
That is what i do hah
@@car_lover_gaming-m4pme too i do it too
Your. Savegames are the best my guy
THANK YOU
where are the links to them?
@@linkolntech i didnt except you to answer :D
@@ricksigma69 you can find them in race department
I put you RD DM
“Slowly release the clutch pedal”
*Absolutely dumps the clutch*
Yeah that’s because you need have racing wheel setup but this guys has not setup but it has the settings on the game that you can choose “press any button” so thats why the clutch dumps
@@steliosytgaming2024 I know, it was still funny though
Certo Kk Top
I was expecting a meme but this is actually how to drive, nice
The perfect song to listen to when driving a manual
Finally, someone on RUclips who actually drives right.
"Drive Carefully"
Me: I own the whole speedometer, so I'm gonna use the whole speedometer.
"Drive carefully"
That's what I do
Nice
"Drive carefully"
Me after dying by hitting a tree at a 100 kmh+: Hell yeah 190 kmh baby!
You forgot the "wait forever for the engine to heat'
what about the choke
this is your first drive lesson to how to drive a satsuma
“Drive carefully”
Me driving so fast the cars shaking listening to lennetaan avaruustanssiin
Linkoln tech: "Drive carefully"
Me: driving at 212 km/h on the road and 132 km/h on the dirt road XD
Satsuma: Shit, today NO! 2 seconds after satsuma broken
Tip: If you drive slowly and calmly at 90 Km/h in 4th gear or 6th gear with 6th gear box mod that I once did, you save a lot of fuel compared to going with everything like 7k rpm
"Slowly realease the clutch pedal"
(dumps the shit out of the clutch)
Really no way to do it slowly on keyboard
"drive carefully"
me: im gonna pretend i didnt hear that
"Drive carefully"
Me after 3 minutes: piston goes brr
The way he says "hood" makes me laugh lol
то чувство когда просто пересматриваешь 100 раз и за того что видос и голос прикольный
thank you you helped me drive my satsuma
i let my mom drive the satsuma and she exploded the engine before she turned on the car...
How?
@@pigeondriver45 the engine can explode when you start it if you have a racing flywheel and your holding throttle
I have watched this video 1000000 times
"Drive carefully"
Me: drives 110kph while drunk
In the gifu
How people actually drive the satsuma: get in, start engine, rev it until you hit optimal temperature, release handbrake, keep revving as you shift into first, drive like a maniac
bro forgot tp crank the radio for the sick guitar riffs and rambling
Гайд как ездить на сатсуме:
Завел
Выжал сцепу
воткнул первую
Бросил сцепу
И полетел=)
😀
А как он так плавно рулём двигает
@@kredisaer4927 рулём для компа
@@ЕгорЯровой-к5и А его реально можно установить там в игре ? Или через лаунчеры там ?
@@kredisaer4927 ну настроить его для игры либо через игру либо через лаунчер для руля
You explain better then drive teacher
Instructions unclear, the engine blow up 5 seconds later
He actually taught me how to drive a satsuma, I thought there was going to be a punchline at some point but no, I am in the streets now.
No no no, you first have to check if the gear lever has fallen off or not
Linkoln tech: drive carefuly. Me: * drives 120 on dirt Road *
That is legit a good tutorial lol
Me with my 6 gears and turbo mod:
I don't need a clutch, the clutch is the tires
That car owes me days of my life
Me: when im coming too late at job IM FLY WITH SATSUMA
"Drive carefully"
Me on keyboard: not possible my friend
Bring back so many Memories
"Drive carefully"
Also me: **going 135 km/h on highway with vibing to russian hardbass**
PFFF- thats slow. go 200
I expected max power version of satsuma blasting away
This actually should be titled " how to drive a manual"
So f*king nostalgic
"Oh god" 💀💀💀
"Drive carefully"
Me starting to play Nessu Utare:
How to drive satsuma: use your uncle's van instead.
And also: BELT!!! USE THE DARN BELT!
Choke: "am I a joke to you?"
Man when u check oil i have driver ed flashback
NUMBER ONE RULE IS REMEMBER TO USE THE CLUTCH *ALWAYS* if you arent careful with the clutch, have fun finding piston 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Linkoln TECH ：“Drive carefully”
in after video end : ''die''
"Drive Carefully"
Me: *goes 120 KPH in Satsuma immediately*
Press clutch, shift the gear stick into 2nd gear position, let go of clutch. And so on
How to drive satsuma
Step one: enter the vehicle
Step two: survive
My version:
Get in car
Drink 3 buckets of kilju
Yell SAAATANNAA!! 8 times
Slam the clutch and the brake
Release brake to jump start
Turn music on
Go
Another thing that should be noted is to pull the choke when cold starting.
song translation: black man is happy when the pole in pantleg is unreal
At first when I watch this video I don't know who you are but when I played your game and I realized you were the same person😮
I was happy if you give me a text and a heart but you gave me a heart now you owe me the text just for me when you put you the heart I didn't understand what you're going to say
"Drive carefully"
Me: going 265 kmph on the road and after 20 seconds vibing to routainen maa
And that's how I learn to drive
-Drive Carefully
me going at 170km/h: okay
Heres the acttual step 1check everything like the radiator brake and clutch and oil
Step 2 start the car by turning ignition and pushing down forward button
Step 3 turn n into 1 and handbrake now drive like a mad man (some info is outdated)
Pretty good information
Auto Paskan :)
Дякую за тутор😊
Real tutorial: First gear, rev to 8k rpm, drop clutch and have fun...
.. rebuilding the engine.
How to drive Satsuma tutorial:
Step 1: drink case of beer
Step 2: drink more beer
Step 3: ignore any and all issues Satsuma may have
Step 4: get in Satsuma and start it while holding the throttle to the floor, and DO NOT LIFT FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE
Step 5: drive like your doin it for Dale
“Into acceleration car” lol
Neat content
author:He tells us to drive carefully
The same me:I'm waiting for the sastuma to cool down after 160km/h
Step 1 : Realize your spark plugs vanished into nowhere
Step 2 : Follow this tutorial
Step 3 : FREE BIRD 🤠
Me after 1minute: going 120kmh and accidentally shift down
Instructions unclear, i cannot open door
Thanks 🙏
don't mind me just gonna leave this comment here so i can come back later to find out the background name of that tune playing
ruclips.net/video/2XyK9-AmJ5U/видео.html
@@linkolntech Thank you
Bro just explained manual in satsymatis
Hey nice vid I have a question. Do you use a controller or keyboard for controlling the Satsuma?
I use keyboard for pedals and mouse for steering
@@linkolntech how do you use mouse for steering?
@@ThinkingPear410 www.nexusmods.com/mysummercar/mods/201
@@linkolntech thanks!
I personaly use steering wheel it is very nice, i have a g29 with shifter, gas, brake, clutch and also has force feedback!
*switch to the high gear in order to acceleration the car*
Instructions unclear: My engine bay is on fire
short vertion nice
ookey thanks
Dont forget to tighten the halfshaft, I bet this is the reason u searched for this.
"Switch to the high gear to acceleration car."
Instructions unclear, cannot push the clutch in any further.
He actualty showed it for real tho
Manual driving in a nutshell
This gives ptsd from playing the game a few years ago 😅😅
Nice
You dont need to hold down the clutch when starting the car if youre in neutral
Linkoln tech:drive carefully
Me:**GOING 200KMH IN THE HIGHWAY VIBING KLAPI3**
Meanwhile me, half the car is missing, the body looks like the cars been in 27 rollovers, the engine is barely functioning, and I'm flooring it and driving it like a madman
nah the shitsuma aint design for "careful driving" it designed for "exploding into a million pieces"
Old video-1995 New video-2006
My summer car be like
This game is an absolute master piece