@@Stonecold300 there was a prophecy that a certain youngling from a group of younglings would rise up and be a great danger to the jedi order. So... They massacred some younglings.
@@gggk9245 Dooku, who was trained by Yoda. Honestly dang, they got a pretty good legacy. Yoda > Dooku > Qui-gon > Obiwan > Anakin > Ahsoka And then Yoda and Obiwan > Luke > Ben Solo. Luke also with Leia, who trained Rey.
There was a group of Jedi masters that had a force vision of their Palawans turning into Sith so they massacred all but one who escaped became a sith came back and killed them.
Best one so far ngl I love everything from the "youngling massacre moves" to the "none of those younglings could become siths or something like third sisters"
No he wasn't, he fully knew well wtf he was doing there. Bad story telling. To have a heroic character turn to murdering kids in a blink is ridiculous. That's one of the reasons why the prequels suck
@@Xirpzy I've heard the clone wars cartoon network series, it showed Anakin's fall way better. It also showed his "bad" un-jedi like qualities from the start. His fall there also makes more sense. So if you want to see a better story, than I'd recommend the clone wars. It's a good show too. The prequels also just has really bad acting. Lol. The only actor that's kind of decent is the guy that played Kenobi. Ewan McGregor I think? But the rest are bad. I don't remember the guy that played qi gon jin, maybe he was good, idk.
Balance doesn’t mean 50/50 of Jedi and Sith. Balance doesn’t mean everything is equal. It’s meant as a positive thing, a “steadiness” I’m everything. And the dark side being more powerful is hardly balance by numbers anyway. If you were joking, though, I had a laugh. It’s hard to tell with RUclips comments.
My favourite Jedi. He was convinced that he had found the chosen one and I think he was right but even the chosen one is not immune to a sith and his influence.
the entire idea that mid masacre, anakins face went from angry and emotional, to forming a line and taking a quick picture smiles and all, and then reactivating his saber and going at it again has me ROLLING😂😂😂
What's funny is that obiwan had a habit of whipping out dark side-orientated/moves derived from the sith. The move he used against anakin was a variation of Mau Kai which was a maneuver that focused on literally destroying/eviscerated the enemy to bits.
I think Anakin was trying to beat Obi-Wan with the move he used to be Maul. Obi-Wan saw it coming and decided if Anakin was going to do a dirty move then he would pull one of his own. I don't think Anakin expected Obi-Wan to pull a sith maneuver and chop him up. That might also be why Anakin looked so surprised after Obi-Wan sliced him.
I'm excited, but I hope they don't leave the zeffo lore in the dust cause that was in the past, but the update where they added the statues that imply so much in the unexplorable sections on dathomir just has so much story potential
" I waited to see you, force ghost to force ghost, and held on through the endless ebbing of energy through all and time in space , master. So that I might say : what the fuck qui gon."
Watch Obi Wan and Qui react to the phantom menace here: ruclips.net/video/vMqlKj6oeaQ/видео.html
You gotta roast Fallen order
Good content stealing mate
Master where did you get those nuts
@@beysandgames8371 yaas!
Wasn't it in Jedi academy Anakin trys to save the younglings and they sense the darkside coming from him and try to fight him?
The youngling massacre moves 😅
The question is why they existed in the first place.
@@Stonecold300 there was a prophecy that a certain youngling from a group of younglings would rise up and be a great danger to the jedi order. So... They massacred some younglings.
Gotta always have a contingency plan
The hilarious part is that was actually the case once and the masters killed them all
@@shadowpup3016 told ya 😬😋
"Oh this is a tune to be fair" is such a great line man 😭
It IS a tune to be fair
What is the song name of that?
@@Apetry14 it’s titled Jedi Temple March if you wanna listen to it
@@Apetry14 order 66 theme
"They even stopped for a group photo" 💀💀
lmao
That’s a very anakin thing to do thoe
I died when I saw that😂😂
those clones looked surprisingly distinct.🤨
I nearly choked on that one FR
Obi-Wan : Not so chosen oney, right?
Qui-gon : Your teachings weren't so Obi-Wany yourself
Not even force healing could fix that.
@@christianramirez3860 lmaoooo lmao 🤣 😂 😆 😅 💀
😂
Your teachings weren’t so Obi-WINNING yourself.
The pun was ready!
Well ya left me with harsly any material to gone, Qui-Gon! I had to pull much of of it out my arse!
Qui Gon: “this one’s on you man, I knew that kid for like 4 days, you had 15 years!”
Fair on Qui Gon, he barely even knew his favorite color
@@vanessagamboa9163 😂
😂
😂😂 I cracked up too hard at that one.
Actually... a pretty good point... 😅
🤔 then again, Yoda was right on the money pretty much from having had just one look...
Imagine if one day Obi randomly entered Anakin's room saying "Alright Anakin today I will teach you the youngling massacre moves"
Anakin be like "Well shit nigga that's all you had to say!" 😀
This is where the fun begins!
Maybe the treasure was the younglings we massacred along the way.
Especially if he was a youngling at the time 😂
this is the part where you fall down and bleed to death! ( idk why this reminds me of elder scrolls guards random bullshittery)
Qui-gon: Well, who trained him?
Obi wan: Wait, this whole operation was your idea.
Qui-Gon: oh, I don't have the snacks for politics
Underrated comment
Qui-gon: And I trained you without you turning evil and using the youngling massacre moves so what's your excuse now
Well qui-gon himself was trained by dooku, so...
@@gggk9245 Dooku, who was trained by Yoda. Honestly dang, they got a pretty good legacy. Yoda > Dooku > Qui-gon > Obiwan > Anakin > Ahsoka
And then Yoda and Obiwan > Luke > Ben Solo. Luke also with Leia, who trained Rey.
"The youngling massacre moves" implies the Jedi have killed younglings on a mass scale before.
Must have learned from the jedi Covenant of the old republic era
There was a group of Jedi masters that had a force vision of their Palawans turning into Sith so they massacred all but one who escaped became a sith came back and killed them.
@@corbettblackman6322don't think they were kids though
Dang It yoda why did you teach them that
@@corbettblackman6322 well he didn't even kill them directly. It was their stupidity on trying to finish the job after the fact that killed them.
The group photo killed me 😭😭😭
😂
That group photo reminds me of the one from red vs blue where tuckers son, junior was on the basketball team
In the Jedi temple yolo hehe
Came looking for this comment. Same! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@dbz9393 💀 😂😂😂
Lol that Siths or third sisters and the force or something got me man...
I mean Mr qui gon isn’t wrong about have mores siths or sister after aniken Kills them
Considering thats what happened yea
@@ethanshockley4724 i mean there are young lings that survived and become inquisitors, dont know if u would consider it canon or not though.
@@FuryousD Yea I recently watched the Obi-Wan kenobi show and one of the children survived and become a inquisitor
@@KamdenDavonTaylor164 i was referring to the ones in Jedi: Fallen Order
the fact that Qui knows the "youngling massacre" moves is concerning
Also that obiwan also knows them and dooku who trained Qui was taught by yoda means yoda knows them to
@@shadowpup3016they played the long game
"Oh this is a tune to be fair" FACTS this soundtrack never gets the credit it deserves, I like it just as much as the imperial march personally
Best one so far ngl I love everything from the "youngling massacre moves" to the "none of those younglings could become siths or something like third sisters"
The fact they took a selfie is the best part lol.
How a group photo gonna be a selfie
who trained him?
Me
So if i defeat @@user-rb9ql2pg3l then i’ll perobably be able to kill all of the younglings
Him
Obi-Wan was the one who trained Anakin until he turned to the dark side
@@Commander_Artwar yeah they probably know since in the video it even says obiwan teaches him
Qui-Gon: “Anakin! What are yo...?”
Also Qui-Gon: “That can’t be him.”
I was really hoping he was going to say it must be a deepfake.
Anakin: I have killed all of them.
Clone trooper: Hey ya’ll want to take a group photo?
Anakin: yea sure
Stopping by to take a photo was priceless 🤣 They probably posed and took a photo in the chamber where the younglings where killed.
I love that later videos confirm the Youngling Massacre Moves are, indeed, part of Jedi training
Hilarious to imagine ghost Qui-Gon hanging out in an apartment watching TV and eating chips
I mean he was kinda being controlled by the emperor 😂
I mean, you're right from a certain point of view.
@@michaelmacmillan4457 I mean, from every perspective I’d say, palpatine groomed him a loooong time ago
No he wasn't, he fully knew well wtf he was doing there. Bad story telling. To have a heroic character turn to murdering kids in a blink is ridiculous. That's one of the reasons why the prequels suck
@@Marxistnazi It did feel too sudden for me. I watched all the movies again recently and would have liked bad traits to be shown from the get go.
@@Xirpzy I've heard the clone wars cartoon network series, it showed Anakin's fall way better. It also showed his "bad" un-jedi like qualities from the start. His fall there also makes more sense. So if you want to see a better story, than I'd recommend the clone wars. It's a good show too. The prequels also just has really bad acting. Lol. The only actor that's kind of decent is the guy that played Kenobi. Ewan McGregor I think? But the rest are bad. I don't remember the guy that played qi gon jin, maybe he was good, idk.
I like how qui-gon kept it real. Like, I was dead bro, you trained him, this is on you. 😂
be like when Qui-Gon and Obi Wan kept a straight face during that discussion 😅
Damn your impersonation voices are spot on
That group photo took me out
Hearing Qui-Gon say “jeepers” was funny for some reason
Dude the voices! Incredible. Youngling massacre moves haha
Qui Gon;: "Genocide is fine if you finish the job. That way, your victims don't become evil." The more you know.
When he said the youngling massacre moves I died 🤣
"Master Qui Gon, you're seeing this right?" "WTF DID YOU DOOOO!"
Only true fans know it's a re upload
Yup
One that never gets old though.
@@Tiredofthecensorship189 neither do those younglings
Is this deep faked to a degree? I mean obi-wan does look slightly like a deepfake and their voices are really good. Almost too good.
@@senseishu937 yes he uses a deepfake AI app on his phone and makes all his videos like that. He does standup comedy as well
When he calls out, “Anakin! Wha?! What are you..?!” I about died. 🤣🤣🤣
"They even stopped for a group photo.." is pure savage 😂😂😂
I wish Qui Gon could've been there to teach him because he actually got to know Anakin Obi wan was like a distant uncle he just met
Brother is the word not Uncle.
He basically raised him 💀 I think Qui Gon was more of the distant uncle
He knew Qui Gon for like… 3-4 days..
So you’re gaslighting Obi wan for Anakin’s lack of impulse control?
If Qui Gon had lived to train Anakin. Anakin would still become Darth Vader before the original trilogy because George Lucas.
Well he was bringing balance. He was making it significantly closer to 50/50
There was no 50 50
Balance doesn’t mean 50/50 of Jedi and Sith. Balance doesn’t mean everything is equal. It’s meant as a positive thing, a “steadiness” I’m everything.
And the dark side being more powerful is hardly balance by numbers anyway.
If you were joking, though, I had a laugh. It’s hard to tell with RUclips comments.
Well the force isnt good or evil.. both.ita life and death.. ever flow of things. It doesnt care about who right or wrong.
They stopped for a group photo…
LMAOLMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
These voices are on point, great job!
My favourite Jedi. He was convinced that he had found the chosen one and I think he was right but even the chosen one is not immune to a sith and his influence.
the entire idea that mid masacre, anakins face went from angry and emotional, to forming a line and taking a quick picture smiles and all, and then reactivating his saber and going at it again has me ROLLING😂😂😂
What's funny is that obiwan had a habit of whipping out dark side-orientated/moves derived from the sith. The move he used against anakin was a variation of Mau Kai which was a maneuver that focused on literally destroying/eviscerated the enemy to bits.
Obi Wan REALLY went two for two, on bisecting sith using their own moves.
I think Anakin was trying to beat Obi-Wan with the move he used to be Maul. Obi-Wan saw it coming and decided if Anakin was going to do a dirty move then he would pull one of his own. I don't think Anakin expected Obi-Wan to pull a sith maneuver and chop him up. That might also be why Anakin looked so surprised after Obi-Wan sliced him.
That third sister line was brutal lmao
he looks more like Abraham Lincoln then qui-gon
Qui gon looks like abraham
SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!
Quibraham Lincoln 😂
"that doesn't feel very chosen oney, does it?"
😂😂😂
Qui-Gon-Jinn: “I didn't tell you to teach him the Youngling massacre moves.”
Me: “okey”
Me 5 seconds later: “WAIT WHAT THE FU--“
“he definitely knew what he was doing”
*cuts to his group photo* 😂😂😂😂
I died when Gui-Gon said “Well.. who trained him to do that?” He was reaching so hard on that one 😂😂
The way he says "Anakin!!" sounds exactly like Qui Gon Jinn. Overall, sounds like Kenobi and Qui. Good job
Qui gon got NO accountability 😆😆😆😆
Qui-Gon’s “Anakin!” impression is on point!
I'm excited, but I hope they don't leave the zeffo lore in the dust cause that was in the past, but the update where they added the statues that imply so much in the unexplorable sections on dathomir just has so much story potential
That group photo comment got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Qui-Gon makes a very good but morbid point. There are some things worse than death, being conscripted into sith may just be one of them.
Ye about the third sisters thing
Quigon gets better with every appearance
They even stopped for a group photo 🤣
Always a positive side to every story lol
I can still hear Qui Gon yelling "Anakin No!!" While killing sand people
Well I guess if he got all of them then we’re good had me dying 😂
The bag crinkle at 30 seconds in is hilarious…and it makes me hungry
The group photo 💀
These shorts are so funny. Please keep them coming.
bro actually got a photo of the actor
Anakin and the boys had to stop and get sturdy in the pic after pushing back a whole squad with just handguns and melee weapons
Now you gotta show him when he kills palpatine
Your impressions are spot on
I don’t remember Qui Gonn looking so Amish.
Now we need qui gon reactions to all order 66 scenes
" I waited to see you, force ghost to force ghost, and held on through the endless ebbing of energy through all and time in space , master. So that I might say : what the fuck qui gon."
Love these. The concept and execution are brill. Keep up the great work
They deserve a nerd Emmy 😂
Qui-gon impersonation is spot on! I thought I was watching Taken
Third sisters 🗿
That "you told me to" reply sounded on the spectrum like his incompetence as a Jedi master was showing for a moment. 😂
One girl survived... and she definitly did not join the third sisters... 😫
The inquisitors
Oh sorry your right... its been a long time since i watched it😅
She is the Third Sister
@@hahayeahdawg ya i know
“Well…who trained him..” 😂😂😂
I’m kinda new here are you Ewan Megregor?
The impersonations are so good
Anikin killing the Jedi actually does balance out the force. There’s two sith, two million Jedi. They just misunderstood what the imbalance was.
Except that is not how the balance of the force works. Dark is out of balance. Light is balance.
"A prophecy that misread could have been."
- some green dude.
@@kiraxbara456blitz6 You keep repeating yourself as if that will make it true.
Brilliant job guys. Best regards!
General Kenobi l, I know you a been a bit distressed, but talking to your dead master is sad.
Qui-Gon I haven’t seen you for sooooo long
Jeepers 🤣🤣
Jesus man. Actually crying at this, especially with the group bloody photo!!!!
That liam Neeson voice with the bag crunching is lowkey good asmr
The group photo part got me 😂
this never gets old, like those younglings
"Jeepers Obi Wan" is a killer :D
Not the group photo 😂😂😂😂😂.
Reminds me of that Hoth 1980 Team Empire meme “we went undefeated that year” 😂
I love how Qui Gon is making up excuses for Anakin’s actions. It is just too funny to me
These videos have been hilarious these guys look like they're stoned I love it
"this shit kinda slaps tbh" - Qui Gon Jin
This is one of the best ones!
Look they even stopped for a group photo
“This is a tune to be fair”
"Oh this is a tune" FUKING FACTS. FACTS BRO 😫
Actually one got away.
And became exactly what you said LOL
Grandfather's rose tinted glasses at work.
Don’t talk About the lord.. talk TO him… BRO
As a real Mandalorian I genuinely appreciate this humor.
Wow very accurate vocalization on the actors