Holy shit I didn’t know Bernie was so cracked, if I knew he could easily solo his opponents in a cage match I would definitely have voted for him. I’m a staunch believer in martialism, where political opponents must duel to the death to earn the title of lord, that way the weak politicians are seeded out
To be fair, that would eliminate almost every current US politician, and make the return of decrepit gerontocracy impossible. Would vote for this Constitutional amendment.
Gotta love the not at all serious advocacy for revolution being the only option. A lefty, and a fellow minnesotan glad I found your channel! Keep up the good work!
Run idea: Buddy the Elf. Using ONLY summons, because Buddy loves his friends, Glintstone Icecrag/frost pots, because Buddy loves snowball fights, and Howl of Shabriri, because the best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
we might dont know the builds we want, but Sir Tulok knows best and will deliver what the working class needs allways a blast so watch some of your weird experimentations
I came back to ER after a 10 month break and stumbled upon your channel some week ago. I absolutely love your videos and the editing is on fire, the puns and small jokes make me giggle like a little girl all the time. Cheers for being a chill and fun guy!
Really nice run, although I would have preferred to use the Zweihänder with it´s great range, poke R2, crouch poke and interchangeable ashes of war - would still be Bernahl, after all. Also, fantastic array of Bernie-related jokes. Guys like you always serve to remember me of the "other side" of U.S. America, the one that makes me keep a faint hope things can still improve for you guys. At the very least we can enjoy satire together, so I guess that is... something ? Oo Also, I would vote for Bernie any time, if I had any right to vote in your country, mate ^^
Glad you had this in your back pocket, and continual well wishes towards the duo fight! ETA: don't know if I posted this before or after it happened, but I just caught the vod 🎉🎉🎉
The fact that your response to people complaining about “making it political” is just “yeah and?” is so fucking based This and your Elon run are my favorites of your channel just because of your commentary
Thanks to this video I now know what my presidential campaign will be: Big Hammer. No metaphors, no schemes, I will literally hit all of the country's problems with a huge hammer until they're gone
I think this was the video that made me subscribe, You said my thoughts outloud and I knew I needed to stay. And thank the elden ring for Bernie... the Tarnished
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033I was getting replies to a comment I left on that video like a month later, you’d think StarLink would give them faster internet
Just like with the Duo, Bernie comes in clutch when you need him. You’ve probably addressed this is streams, but are you willing to include mod content into your runs? With you doing the starting class runs, it made me think of the Convergence mod and its like 20 additional starting classes and other changes.
Okay, heres a suggestion that gives you TWO runs to work with. You can do it in one video, or split it in two to make more content! Which build is better - Dante, or Vergil? Which of the Sons of Sparda will claim the elden ring with the most style? Vergil can use Moonveil and Glintblade sorceries (or a Katana with the Glintblade Phalanx maybe? If it can go on Glintblade phalanx) plus maybe Carian Slicer. Plus the Stormhawk spirit ash for the bird. Dante uses a Flame imbued Greatsword and any rememberance weapon for any boss he kills (Demons are constantly surrendering to Dante's strength and turniong themselves into weapons for him, why not demigods too!)
Can I suggest Legoshi vs Elden Ring? Blaidd armor, wolf head, lone wolves assistance, Bloodhound claws with bloodhound step. Bestial incantations as support because of him being a wolf, and at the end, access to Maliketh armor or his black blade. For some talismans, the golden scarab because of Legoshi's love of insects, Lord of Blood's Exhalatation because of the blood power up from eating Louis' leg, Dragoncrest Talisman for Legoshi's immense physical resistance, and Rykard's Talisman, as he gets stronger after every fight.
Per Fextralife it does seem to scale solely off of faith, so a more Strength-focused build would see less damage. That said, the ability still seems too slow to be as useful as just hitting the opponent in most situations.
The issue isn't so much damage scaling, it's the wind up. You can't make it faster, so you just get bonked before it can come out. If the poise were higher, I could see it being fun, just poise though hits and heal it off with the health drain. But even with Bernie's CHONKY ass armor, we're just interrupted by everything and can't get it off
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033ou'd think that, if the butt slam gets extra poise, the DEVOURER OF WORLDS' ASH OF WAR would get a little bit of extra poise over an ass slam, as a treat but apparently not lol
could you try elden ring, but you have to go on the intended path of the story, you may only deviate from the main story when you find a quest that takes you away from it
"intended path" just doesn't feel like it's a thing in this game. Are you supposed to go through Godrick, into Lurnia then to Renalla? What if you meet Rya and do her quest? Does Rykard become the next Shardbearer? Then where do you go after that?
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 I think it'd be following the glowy bits off of the graces which lead to the next grace and trying to go as directly along the line they draw between each other as possible. So like, iirc the first grace leads to the church next to Tree Sentinel, which leads to the gatefront ruins, which leads to the rodericka shack, then to the Margit hallway, etc, etc
If you run Alexander talisman flame tear flame grant me strength golden vow jelly shield fire scorpion charm double jellyfish shield buff hopes and prayers the ash of war is actually good
Huge L for not specifically k wording every dragon Dragons hoard their wealth and think of themselves as above all other life and should be k worded on sight by the class-conscious comrade Bernie. In the 2022 video game Elden Ring. I'm referring to a Elden Ring when I say these dragons should be k worded.
Honestly, it's just "how would I like to try doing a run next" and then turn it into a "Challenge" so it's a video. I just wanted to know if Bernies stuff was good, and realized you could get it early enough to make a whole run with it
admittedly the rats knock EVERYTHING over, rats deal unusually high poise damage but yeah the ash sucks, its best used to heal up in that one caelid zombie group lol
2023: Can I beat Elden Ring as Warmaster Bernahl? 2024: Can I beat Elden Ring as Mad Tongue Alberich? 2025: Can I beat Elden Ring as the offline Great-Jar Knight with the Estoc?
Ah, I love Bernhal, the person all these jokes are about
I just realized, after watching both of your channels for whole months that you're the same person. God I'm stupid.
@@AutisticProductionswait he has a dif channel?
@@mohammadqasim8392 tulok the barbarian is his dnd channel where he makes different media characters into dnd builds.
Plot twist
Ah yes, Bernahl, my favorite presidential candidate
That “work computer” shit gets me every time.
i dont get it. i did what he said, nothing came up on google but i have to meet with HR next week????
Holy shit I didn’t know Bernie was so cracked, if I knew he could easily solo his opponents in a cage match I would definitely have voted for him. I’m a staunch believer in martialism, where political opponents must duel to the death to earn the title of lord, that way the weak politicians are seeded out
To be fair, that would eliminate almost every current US politician, and make the return of decrepit gerontocracy impossible. Would vote for this Constitutional amendment.
ah, I see you have also read All Quiet on the Western Front. a person of culture.
Nice to see a Character Run again.
Glad you like them!
I feel like no one talks about the phenomenal song choices in between parts, this man does not miss.
Gotta love the not at all serious advocacy for revolution being the only option. A lefty, and a fellow minnesotan glad I found your channel! Keep up the good work!
Run idea: Buddy the Elf. Using ONLY summons, because Buddy loves his friends, Glintstone Icecrag/frost pots, because Buddy loves snowball fights, and Howl of Shabriri, because the best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
I need this on an extremely deep and fundamental level. my soul needs this.
I can't believe I just found out that I can start a Bernahl cosplay run in the first hour of the game looool
My friend it takes LESS than 10 minutes, it's WILD
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Looks like I know what my next Character run is going to be 😂😂😂
"Just a Gal with a fucked up spine who loves violence that's why we love her" Rya is best girl. Been saying it ever since I found her lol
“You know me gamers, I’m a silly ass goose.”
Tulok or Phil (idk what’s more comfortable for you), I love you man. Thank you. You make me happy.
Insane how easy you made Margit look with Bernie
we might dont know the builds we want, but Sir Tulok knows best and will deliver what the working class needs
allways a blast so watch some of your weird experimentations
Thank you, we got a lot of weird ones coming up
It's always a good feeling going to sleep late, waking up and having golden vow still active
I came back to ER after a 10 month break and stumbled upon your channel some week ago. I absolutely love your videos and the editing is on fire, the puns and small jokes make me giggle like a little girl all the time.
Cheers for being a chill and fun guy!
babe wake up, there’s a new tulok and mango video
Can't sleep on videos like these
"She let me hit it 'cuz I'm goofy." Is one of my all-time favorite bits from this series, holy shit.
Really nice run, although I would have preferred to use the Zweihänder with it´s great range, poke R2, crouch poke and interchangeable ashes of war - would still be Bernahl, after all.
Also, fantastic array of Bernie-related jokes. Guys like you always serve to remember me of the "other side" of U.S. America, the one that makes me keep a faint hope things can still improve for you guys. At the very least we can enjoy satire together, so I guess that is... something ? Oo
Also, I would vote for Bernie any time, if I had any right to vote in your country, mate ^^
Glad you had this in your back pocket, and continual well wishes towards the duo fight!
ETA: don't know if I posted this before or after it happened, but I just caught the vod 🎉🎉🎉
“Bernie sanders burns down the capital, kills god, and becomes lord of the universe”
Gosh do I love the joke about looking things up on work computers, i don't know why I find it so funny but I do.
Love this whole build and the entire commentary.
Glad bernie never gave up the journey. In Elden Ring of course
Just because he's not on the elden throne doesn't mean he's not fighting for us
The fact that your response to people complaining about “making it political” is just “yeah and?” is so fucking based
This and your Elon run are my favorites of your channel just because of your commentary
Omg a snake summon. Stealth Elizabeth Warren joke is golden. This is why I love your videos.
Thanks to this video I now know what my presidential campaign will be: Big Hammer.
No metaphors, no schemes, I will literally hit all of the country's problems with a huge hammer until they're gone
I hear hitting billionaires with huge hammers is a great way to make them go away.
This was beautiful 😂❤ Thank you!
I know you were saying you had a hard time coming up with a good script for this, but it turned out really well!
I am happy that this run made it to youtube. As always, I loved your commentary
I can’t believe I didn’t get the notification, but I’m excited to see the Elden Beast feel the Bern.
sending this to my elden ring friends to radicalise them
The commentary in this video is top tier
I think this was the video that made me subscribe, You said my thoughts outloud and I knew I needed to stay. And thank the elden ring for Bernie... the Tarnished
I'll sure to save this to my Watch Later playlist to see what the comments look like a day later.
If it's anything like the Elon Video, it takes them about a week to get here haha
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033I was getting replies to a comment I left on that video like a month later, you’d think StarLink would give them faster internet
@@noahpross7882 so glad I checked back in on this, very good addition haha
I don’t see a single person saying first yet and that makes me happy for this community
There's a few, but they weren't really first
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 yeah looked back and saw one but still not as many as other comment section tbh
I have been waiting for another character run for ever
Well here it is! If it does really well I have some more ideas
I read the title and thought it was bernie sanders
Can't believe why you would think that, this is a 100% apolitical video about Elden Ring.
The work computer jokes kill me every time
I think fire giant's head is also a weak point that's good to hit during stance breaks if you have medium reach
I am always so excited when I see a new upload from you!! Thank you for making such great stuff :>
It's what we do here :)
I started wheezing at @7:22. It's funny, yet painful, because it's true.
What hurts the most is being so close
Absolutely based run!
Based on what?
Just like with the Duo, Bernie comes in clutch when you need him.
You’ve probably addressed this is streams, but are you willing to include mod content into your runs? With you doing the starting class runs, it made me think of the Convergence mod and its like 20 additional starting classes and other changes.
I think he plays on PS5, so no mods.
@@johndipietro9301 Oh, ok. That makes sense.
Okay, heres a suggestion that gives you TWO runs to work with. You can do it in one video, or split it in two to make more content!
Which build is better - Dante, or Vergil? Which of the Sons of Sparda will claim the elden ring with the most style?
Vergil can use Moonveil and Glintblade sorceries (or a Katana with the Glintblade Phalanx maybe? If it can go on Glintblade phalanx) plus maybe Carian Slicer. Plus the Stormhawk spirit ash for the bird.
Dante uses a Flame imbued Greatsword and any rememberance weapon for any boss he kills (Demons are constantly surrendering to Dante's strength and turniong themselves into weapons for him, why not demigods too!)
Looking up "Bernie Sanders murder" and finding out there is a Bernie Sanders murder mystery novel was definitely something
i swear youtube unsubscribed me cause i wasnt subscribed
but i am now again!
love the videos
How dare they, I'll make some calls
Can I suggest Legoshi vs Elden Ring? Blaidd armor, wolf head, lone wolves assistance, Bloodhound claws with bloodhound step. Bestial incantations as support because of him being a wolf, and at the end, access to Maliketh armor or his black blade. For some talismans, the golden scarab because of Legoshi's love of insects, Lord of Blood's Exhalatation because of the blood power up from eating Louis' leg, Dragoncrest Talisman for Legoshi's immense physical resistance, and Rykard's Talisman, as he gets stronger after every fight.
I have a high faith build, and the AoW on the snake bonker seems to do decent damage. Nothing amazing but useable. Maybe that's how it scales?
Per Fextralife it does seem to scale solely off of faith, so a more Strength-focused build would see less damage. That said, the ability still seems too slow to be as useful as just hitting the opponent in most situations.
The issue isn't so much damage scaling, it's the wind up. You can't make it faster, so you just get bonked before it can come out. If the poise were higher, I could see it being fun, just poise though hits and heal it off with the health drain. But even with Bernie's CHONKY ass armor, we're just interrupted by everything and can't get it off
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033ou'd think that, if the butt slam gets extra poise, the DEVOURER OF WORLDS' ASH OF WAR would get a little bit of extra poise over an ass slam, as a treat
but apparently not lol
We cant keep the lands between as is, 95% of runes belong to .1%.something needs to be done
Came for the elden ring, stayed for the "I think you should leave" clips
I was in it! Woohoo!
legit first bernie 4 lyfe
Missed it by a bit, but I"m cheating to be fair
could you try elden ring, but you have to go on the intended path of the story, you may only deviate from the main story when you find a quest that takes you away from it
"intended path" just doesn't feel like it's a thing in this game. Are you supposed to go through Godrick, into Lurnia then to Renalla? What if you meet Rya and do her quest? Does Rykard become the next Shardbearer? Then where do you go after that?
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 I think it'd be following the glowy bits off of the graces which lead to the next grace and trying to go as directly along the line they draw between each other as possible. So like, iirc the first grace leads to the church next to Tree Sentinel, which leads to the gatefront ruins, which leads to the rodericka shack, then to the Margit hallway, etc, etc
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 good point, silly idea on my part
Idk if you have done an all slash, all pierce, and all strike weapon comparison run.
wait is this retroactively the first secret starting class video :0
I wonder if cowardly Patches could kick god into a hole
Seize the means of destruction
13:50 to be fair, rats do a million poise damage. In this and every Souls game. I can *never* trade with them.
Gods be praised
Oh, not another member of the Golden Lineage... /s
And the sun too
If you run Alexander talisman flame tear flame grant me strength golden vow jelly shield fire scorpion charm double jellyfish shield buff hopes and prayers the ash of war is actually good
"Dude this ash blows."
"Have tried using every buff IN THE ENTIRE GAME to make it usable?"
I also love Elden Ring lol
Dropped the video one day too early for a weekend at Bernie's reference...
Yeeeeah Bernie is here!
The only Bernie bashing I'll allow is Bernie Bashing Bosses
I hope you have the Endurance to get through all these builds, one day one day.
Love the character runs! I’d love to see more elden ring npc’s and how they fare!
phil ranks big armour and big stick in s tier??? IM SHOCKED
curious as to why you didn't use Flame Grant me Strength? it's a solid buff to both physical and fire. Was it the 30 second duration?
I subbed for the Elden Ring, stayed for the jokes.
I was radicalized by this video
As a Bernie supporter, I have to subscribe just because of the Bernie joke
Who wouldn't support bernie? He helps you with the godskins!
Huge L for not specifically k wording every dragon
Dragons hoard their wealth and think of themselves as above all other life and should be k worded on sight by the class-conscious comrade Bernie. In the 2022 video game Elden Ring. I'm referring to a Elden Ring when I say these dragons should be k worded.
My new character of Souls 3 is Burnie Cinders and will be the fieriest boy.
I would like to see a Phantom Knight Drops Only run
You know what would be better than starting at lvl 40? NOT NEEDING SO MANY FUCKIN STATS TO DO ANYTHING
Im just here for the banter.
wait I love the idea of using real people as character runs
would love to see you do more, maybe someone like will smith?
Fists only of course. Does that make Chris Rock the Elden Beast, and Melina Jada?
wait so bernie was bernie sanders all along
If Bernie were a character in ER he'd be Gideon.
the Gods will pay their fair share!!!!!!
That’s crazy
Not as crazy as paying twice as much for prescriptions as our neighbors to the north (Yharnam)
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Absolutely based video.
Do a soldier of goldrick run!!!
Do you mean Soldier of God, Rick?
Bernie run definitely needs a shout
Can an Endurance only run go the distance?
Is Intelligence only a smart move?
Is the Faith only run a godly play?
Is the Arcane only run cursed?
Why are his jokes so funny? Please explain
It seems you may have similar style of humor and appreciate a good witty joke.
Hope this helps 🙏
@@Shoebil yeah I’m a sucker for wordplay
Bernie is my Elden Lord
i wish youd done armour alteration on the chest piece. the cape is styling, but the character you're being doesnt wear it so i understand
Based.
Based on what?
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Based on Democratic Socialism 🇺🇲
He knows Bernie Sanders more then he does
Something about this run made me feel very heard.
Probably cuz i love hammers
24:31 fort laidd is pronounced lie-th similar to Blaidd being Blie-th
If you're correcting the pronunciation of Fort Laidd, you need to get Fort Laiidd
how do you the idea for these videos?
Honestly, it's just "how would I like to try doing a run next" and then turn it into a "Challenge" so it's a video. I just wanted to know if Bernies stuff was good, and realized you could get it early enough to make a whole run with it
Do a shifaraki run (poison and rot build)
Hey hey
my my, rock and roll will never die
admittedly the rats knock EVERYTHING over, rats deal unusually high poise damage
but yeah the ash sucks, its best used to heal up in that one caelid zombie group lol
2023: Can I beat Elden Ring as Warmaster Bernahl?
2024: Can I beat Elden Ring as Mad Tongue Alberich?
2025: Can I beat Elden Ring as the offline Great-Jar Knight with the Estoc?
I love it.
Honestly watch these to find out new fun things to google on the work computer 😊
You are the best RUclips
Can you do other runs using different legendary weapons?
Try making vergil from dmc
Be the storm thats approaching