4:20 "How the hell did that work?!" Well due gravity and the position of both Tigers the Weight point was now at the barrels which helped it to slide more to the ground where gravity took the rest.
@@Nordern "Was haben sie gesagt?" In your language: "Pardon me?" Rude Version: "What did you said to me you little fatty motherf*cking brick with your fatty Raid Shadow Legends?!"
Moti clips through a fence, goes on to destroy several hundred gallons of very important FUEL, all while claiming that his tank runs on Vodka. All he needs now is his entire ammo rack on a Dead Man's switch.
You were actually right to say "1942" at 0:58. The G variant entered production in 1942, and I believe he mistook it for the J which entered production in 1944.
9:37 Spalling was a huge problem in Russian tanks for ages. It was the reason T-34 crews had the lowest survival rate, following the tank being hit, of ANY WWII tank.
Actually Nordern, Aluminum is the correct name of the element as it's what the person who originally discovered it called it but his colleagues didn't like that it didn't follow the "Elements must end in 'ium' rule" so they managed to change it to alumium and over time the right name and the wrong name got combined into aluminium.
Aluminium is probably my favorite metal purely because I'm American by birth but I was raised (and still live) in the UK. Which means I can use both "aluminium" and "aluminum" pronunciations and still be correct no matter what. I'm pretty sure I even made a coworker start twitching when I managed to use both in the same sentence before.
I've done that in a paper German destroyer before in a wtfpziv AKA The waffle. dodged an fv 183 bullet which should have killed me instantly but allowed me to get the final shot
When you play Tank Mechanic Simulator and have to do a wtf retake four times because you know that Nordern didn't just ricochet that round off of an armored plate but it in fact ricocheted off a TOOL BOX. So saying that everyone can understand just how thick that metal would be and that if that shell was at least a 40mm round it would of overmatched the sides of any tool box, begun stabilizing which would of angled it down very slightly and went on to the the very flat side plate around the engine compartment. Nordern you were robbed there my friend. Robbed of a kill.
Honestly with the vehicles running on vodka joke, there's actually a time in Russian history where the Russian Rocket program was powered by extreme high proof vodka
When moti said that he is running his tank on vodka had me dieing of laughter Also me brings out the l3 and absolutely turns the battle of Stalingrad to a familt vacation while bullying top tier tanks
@@SinkEmQuicker Yes but that's a contraction. Just like Petrol is a contraction of Petroleum. The English language is full of similarly or equally spelt words that have different meaning according to the context.
I love that straight up show of cultural difference when I as an American with a British dad hear them say passing gas means shitting themselves. And then me remembering how I used to say I passed gas and everyone thought I actually shit my pants in class once because that legit is what everyone else thinks.
9:27 I once got killed by a ap round that bounced off my turret, hit the track below, bounced off the track and pierced the bottom of my tank exploding and killing all my crew... War thunder is a fun game :)
6:14 No, no, you cant take an FV4005, not even the object 279, that is a tank suposed to survive nuclear weapons. Post-data: In germany is summer in january?
First clip of Nordern in a Tiger and he gets it stuck on rocks. Yup. He's really roleplaying that 1944 Tiger Commander right there. Wonder if his Gunner is a twelve year old or a fifteen year old.
I just came here from a Raid commercial (was binging them cuz they’re funny) not expecting anything much, but this was pretty entertaining, I have never even watched any War Thunder content and I only played it for a week or something a few years ago, so yeah Also I’m a fellow Norwegian, so seeing another viking on RUclips with a big sub count and entertaining content is pretty epic
We had press accounts that had more bushes unlocked than you can buy now, since those accounts are old, very old AFAIK you can still get as many, but its not purchasable
@@Nordern thanks for the info, not like I'd want to cover my tank in bushes, but I'd at least love to cover a side but at least now I can stop searching for why I can't. Cheers
it saddens me they made it difficult to do aswell, i'd love for camouflage to be more of a thing in the game i think there is a way, but it's grindy ( suprise )
@@Nordern you mean they expect me to actually play the game to become a moving death bush?? I was going to throw money at them but this?? Playing the game?? I scoff at the concept, just take my money and let me play as a palm tree with a cannon!
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BAAAAAAAAALD
5/10 not enough TAV
you’re STILL sponsered by raid?
Is the pinned message a requirement for the sponsorship? 😂
i will click your link for that transition
Raid shadow legends is just a meme for you at this point, it wouldn't be a nordern video without them.
He needs the money to hog more food
@@pinkbunni1230 good one
Norden is getting rich with all these sponsor
@@nighthunterzzz3430 well. Norway is very expensive by US standards.
Hey your that guy I watch for scp
I WAS USED AS A TRANSITION! DAMMIT!
Yep, should've thought about that before you said his sponsor.
@@streetbeatz1244 I didn't say it, that was Sean's fault.
@@phoenixmastm I completely retract my statement
Just blame Moti
@@Clements2006 just blame the minority
Sean: **mocks Raid: Shadow Legends**
Nordern: "You have fallen right into my trap!"
You have activated my trap card
@@demi-doll-animege-sama Oh boooy~
The fool didn’t even see it coming!
he played the +4 to +2
You fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders!
'I can take it!' as he catches a 183mm from the British death barn lmao.
Death Fridge is the KV2 nickname, that's the Death Barn
@@danielm.595 ah, yes. My bad
@@danielm.595 Ahaha, 🅱️ESH
Wait a minute, brother?
4:20 "How the hell did that work?!"
Well due gravity and the position of both Tigers the Weight point was now at the barrels which helped it to slide more to the ground where gravity took the rest.
get out with your science and shit
@@Nordern "Was haben sie gesagt?"
In your language: "Pardon me?"
Rude Version: "What did you said to me you little fatty motherf*cking brick with your fatty Raid Shadow Legends?!"
worked better than i thought it would. i thought moti would flip nordern, and still drive away.
@@Nordern oof not sure if that was a joke or you actually got mad by him.
@@fabianmichaelgockner5988 Careful, or he'll use you as a transition!
We all know it's actually Norden's clan.
Lies and slander!
@@Nordern no it isn't nordern
Actually wait
I have no clue
@@Nordern I'm confusled are you saying dark is lying or everyone who says it's not your clan is lying
@@joshiorio909I am confuzzled
Moti clips through a fence, goes on to destroy several hundred gallons of very important FUEL, all while claiming that his tank runs on Vodka.
All he needs now is his entire ammo rack on a Dead Man's switch.
to be fair, there's a joke that goes "Russia has sooooooo much Vodka that they use it as Fuel for their Vehicles," XDD
@@mikistenbeck6517 It took the end of WWII to deplete Moscow's supply of vodka, and even that was only a day.
@@TheAttacker732 i know, the day WW2 ended is known as a joke as "the day Russia ran out of Vodka", XDD but ye,
Anybody: Says "Nordern's clan"
Pud: "Our clan" *soviet national anthem intensifies*
What clan even is it?
@@linkcool200 SPEDS
*soyuz nerushimy respublik svobonykh splotila naveki velikaya rus!*
You were actually right to say "1942" at 0:58. The G variant entered production in 1942, and I believe he mistook it for the J which entered production in 1944.
yeeah look at me I'm a historian heee heee
Nordern: "I can take it!"
Me in the death barn: " Are you sure about this?" ^^
"I just ricocheted HEATFS" "he bounced and spalled and still killed me" these are the story of the new power update
Fuck you
Fucken fake Stalin
@@LeBron91111 You have a shit mustache
@@radioactiverat8751 agreed
6:51 "Chew on my rubbery O ring you little fuck." "Don't tempt me" Lmao
Honestly im dying on depression and you made me better
Thank you Nordern, your videos made me better
Glad to hear it! I've been there myself, Humor and comedy is the best antidepressant
For the Americans it is:
When the trees speak Vietnamese.
For the Russians it is:
When the snow speaks Finnish.
No. The snow doesn't speak, it just quietly pulls a bolt and peers down iron sights.
@@asherhockersmith8271 Me: When the me starts to me
Maybe for us germans it's just getting sandwiched.
And both of them look at each other when the sand speaks Arabic....
for the british it is:
when they start speaking themselves
9:45 exact same thing happened to TF2. Random jpeg of a coconut was integral to the game working
No it doesn't. It was a joke, nothing happens if you delete the coconut jpeg from TF2 files.
But if you delete the 2 fort cows it destroys your game
3:15 I see they purchased the covid-19 tactical toilet paper DLC
"You're a homesick abortion."
I needed a moment after that one.
9:37 Spalling was a huge problem in Russian tanks for ages. It was the reason T-34 crews had the lowest survival rate, following the tank being hit, of ANY WWII tank.
Hello people that are confused by this comment being older than the video
Video Posted 22 Hours ago
Comment Posted 10 Hours ago
Ya sure?
@@toasterboipencil oh just wait
I see
@@Nordern 14 seconds ago
1 day ago comment
Wtf?!
@@Nordern nordern videos is an anomaly prepare for containment
I was waiting for it for a long time now :DDD
You see, when your tanks run on vodka and the enemy’s tanks don’t, it’s wise to destroy the enemy’s limited fuel supply
The conversation at 8:04 is my favorite war thunder moment
Finally another video about nordern laugthing about random stuff
Just when we all thought nothing good could happen before the year ended, Nordern proved us wrong!
9:38 my favorite line: "it was a .jpeg file"
I wonder if it is perhaps a coconut
@@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 100% sure its TF2
Thank you Nordern for the clutch upload, waiting on a 2 hour layover and I get to watch new content. YAY
Hope you enjoy!
10:13 Dude, it's short for gasoline!
I am the Lorax,
I speak for the trees.
And for some fucking reason,
They’re speaking Vietnamese.
9:39 anyone else thinking of the TF2 coconut jpg when they heard this?
I know already 7 months... But 9:30.. I'll call that as certified gaijin moment...
That comment at 7:13 keeps me alive
4:38 " *BOSS YOU KILLED A CHILD* "
"That's why you're the best boss, keep up the good work"
Thanks for this, I didn't know what to do this morning but you posted :)
Happy to help!
Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
Someone's daughter: 6:11
Actually Nordern, Aluminum is the correct name of the element as it's what the person who originally discovered it called it but his colleagues didn't like that it didn't follow the "Elements must end in 'ium' rule" so they managed to change it to alumium and over time the right name and the wrong name got combined into aluminium.
Aluminium is probably my favorite metal purely because I'm American by birth but I was raised (and still live) in the UK. Which means I can use both "aluminium" and "aluminum" pronunciations and still be correct no matter what. I'm pretty sure I even made a coworker start twitching when I managed to use both in the same sentence before.
Ah yes. A lot of coffee has now ended up on my screen, but the laughs were worth it though.
Ever dodged an incoming round so hard you scream like you're struggling to get a poop the size of model 24 stielhangranate out of your ass?
0:50
I've done that in a paper German destroyer before in a wtfpziv AKA The waffle. dodged an fv 183 bullet which should have killed me instantly but allowed me to get the final shot
9:23 its funny that hambone was there
1:25 GOD Dammit Sean!
Your Welcome !!! :D
When you play Tank Mechanic Simulator and have to do a wtf retake four times because you know that Nordern didn't just ricochet that round off of an armored plate but it in fact ricocheted off a TOOL BOX. So saying that everyone can understand just how thick that metal would be and that if that shell was at least a 40mm round it would of overmatched the sides of any tool box, begun stabilizing which would of angled it down very slightly and went on to the the very flat side plate around the engine compartment. Nordern you were robbed there my friend. Robbed of a kill.
I died at 3:00 instantly
Norden is a town in the district of Aurich, in Lower Saxony, Germany. It is situated on the North Sea shore, in East Frisia, Germany
No...? I live in Stavanger, Norway
Or is it a joke I didn't get?
Edit: good morning, just re-read it, k got it now... Dammit
That is interesting!
"AOE of effect attacks" has the same energy as someone who says, "R.I.P. in peace."
4:06 help me step tank I’m stug
Honestly with the vehicles running on vodka joke, there's actually a time in Russian history where the Russian Rocket program was powered by extreme high proof vodka
So uuuh…medical-grade alcohol?
How high proof are we referring here? Standard vodka is already 80-100 proof
There was also the jet that was cooled by evaporating vodka, and when it landed the crew got to drink the rest
@@oldtimegames96 like pure ethanol almost. Like 175-190 proof.
@@DatBoiUKno hot damn, that's some seriously high grade vodka
05:50 Nordern has a 3D Printer in the background printing.
yes
Therapist: what do you fear?
Me: c-clowns
Me in my mind: Tiger II (H)
When moti said that he is running his tank on vodka had me dieing of laughter
Also me brings out the l3 and absolutely turns the battle of Stalingrad to a familt vacation while bullying top tier tanks
is 9:52 the potato jpeg that is for some reason vital to TF2?
It was a coconut jpeg not potato, And the image is not vital to the game, It was just used as an effect in a taunt.
4:38 Fr*nch Nordern be like:
9:41 I believe he is talking about team fortress 2 where if you delete a .jpeg of beans in the folders, the game will not work.
0:47
Really puilled a matrix right there
SMK: land battleship time!
*laughs in T-35*
I like how norden is just slowly becoming more and more like Soviet overtime
Let’s hope he doesn’t become too much like SovietWomble. I like Norden’s current upload schedule.
4:52 T114 players can fell the pain
Y'all had me laughing so hard I passed gas at work... Thanks.
10:10 WHere I'm from, Passing the Gas means passing the weed
We don’t call liquids ”gas” we call car fuel “gasoline”
And some people call gasoline ‘gas’ as a shorthand term, for example “I need to go put some gas in the tank”
I doubt they care very much really.
r/wooosh
@@SeanForge Didn't we just have this conversation too? lol
@@SinkEmQuicker Yes but that's a contraction. Just like Petrol is a contraction of Petroleum.
The English language is full of similarly or equally spelt words that have different meaning according to the context.
5:56 you can hear a 3d printer in the background lol
9:40 I bet he is talking about TF2's mysterious picture of a coconut that holds the game together.
'you are a homesick abortion'
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW AND ALL OF IT CAME OUT OF MY NOSE OUT OF LAUGHTER
I love that straight up show of cultural difference when I as an American with a British dad hear them say passing gas means shitting themselves. And then me remembering how I used to say I passed gas and everyone thought I actually shit my pants in class once because that legit is what everyone else thinks.
4:34
Nordern: *Land battleship with two turrets*
Me in my M3 Lee: Pathetic
3:39 JOKES ON YOU TANKS RUN OF DIESEL
Gotta love at 5:09 u can hear his 3d printer in the background
"Raid Shadow Legends is equivalent as the gaming version of Jehova's Witness"
*"And that's a fact"*
4:26 no acknowledgement of how fucking nice that teammate was in coming to try and pull you out
6:10 i can take it. FV4005 literally shoots a fricking bomb. No you don't
WarThunder antics are so good . I need part 5
9:27
I once got killed by a ap round that bounced off my turret, hit the track below, bounced off the track and pierced the bottom of my tank exploding and killing all my crew...
War thunder is a fun game :)
5:04 Panzer divisions breaking into France be like
2:58 I was in stitches!
1:00 I think he's confusing G with J. Panzer 4 G went into production on 1942, even the upgraded H variant was in production in 1943.
6:14 No, no, you cant take an FV4005, not even the object 279, that is a tank suposed to survive nuclear weapons.
Post-data: In germany is summer in january?
I know 5 fat people and you are 4 of them
Bro that is just perfection
FINALLY I HAVE WAITED FOR THE BEST SERIES FOR EVER
4:08 What're you doing step-tank?
First clip of Nordern in a Tiger and he gets it stuck on rocks.
Yup. He's really roleplaying that 1944 Tiger Commander right there. Wonder if his Gunner is a twelve year old or a fifteen year old.
The gunner's bald.
Was soo happy to see another war thunder antics please keep this going
At the 1:00 mark i was waiting for Norden to say "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD" after being told about the assembly lines
3:34 false it’s power from vodka and communism
"I just ricocheted a HEATFS round?!" Welcome to War Thunder, it's *almost* fun
0:51 YOU ARE GOD
Nordern: *posts warthunder antics video*
Me: Ive been looking forward to this
*Everybody brought their panzer iv's out*
Meanwhile the stuart: *I'm fast AF Boi*
5:51 3D printer goes BRRRRRR
9:37 Was this .jpeg file perhaps the legendary coconut that keeps TF2 from crashing?
I just came here from a Raid commercial (was binging them cuz they’re funny) not expecting anything much, but this was pretty entertaining, I have never even watched any War Thunder content and I only played it for a week or something a few years ago, so yeah
Also I’m a fellow Norwegian, so seeing another viking on RUclips with a big sub count and entertaining content is pretty epic
Why do their tanks look like they have more bushes than what I can buy for mine?? Also the eyes and smiles, I can't find them >.>
We had press accounts that had more bushes unlocked than you can buy now, since those accounts are old, very old
AFAIK you can still get as many, but its not purchasable
@@Nordern thanks for the info, not like I'd want to cover my tank in bushes, but I'd at least love to cover a side but at least now I can stop searching for why I can't. Cheers
it saddens me they made it difficult to do aswell, i'd love for camouflage to be more of a thing in the game
i think there is a way, but it's grindy ( suprise )
@@Nordern you mean they expect me to actually play the game to become a moving death bush?? I was going to throw money at them but this?? Playing the game?? I scoff at the concept, just take my money and let me play as a palm tree with a cannon!
I sounds like they have swearing mumbo jumbo on their team, that's literally what I first thought when I heard him
"everyone has their Pz4 out" my brother: They are the panzer elite...
Finally.
Another War Thunder Antics episode.
"When Americans say passing gas-"
That's the thing. We don't say that at all.
I waited to long for this, IT CAME!
When Pheonix said "Aluminum" I did actually vomit in real life.
ALUMINUM ALUMINUM ALUMINUM!
That game that breaks when you mess with the .jpeg file? Has to be TF2.
That poor scorpion that got absolutely destroyed by SU-122. Your shell probably weighed more than him
I have been waiting for this for a while
A jpeg that if touched broke the game if it was a coconut than I know it was team fortress 2
7:55 is it me or does he sound a bit like obama