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  • @Nordern
    @Nordern  5 лет назад +197

    Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clcr.me/Nordern_ios ✅ ANDROID: clcr.me/Nordern_android and get a special starter pack 💥Available only for the next 30 days
    Re-uploaded due to a issue where only half of subs got it in their subfeed and nobody had it suggested to them, it was also demonetised ( do the math ) Thankfully the manual review came back on this one as OK so that's good!
    Merry Christmas to you all!

  • @rogerzalos2851
    @rogerzalos2851 5 лет назад +837

    "I think this is illegal zombies aren't supposed to climb ladders!"
    Nordern: "Speaking of ladders"
    "Raid: Sha-"
    Me: *Blows ears with blowtorch

    • @FireStarLP
      @FireStarLP 5 лет назад +30

      Roger Wilson fking hate Gay Shadow Legends... I get like 100 Ads of that crap a day

    • @wavemade2313
      @wavemade2313 4 года назад +12

      @@FireStarLP to be fair they dish out a lot of advertisement money to have their stuff noticed

    • @FireStarLP
      @FireStarLP 4 года назад +7

      @Wave Made yea but the amount of ads I get is pissing me off... I mean one a day is ok but I get tonns of them and Have i downloaded the game no will I ever no so stop showing me those ads!

    • @wavemade2313
      @wavemade2313 4 года назад +4

      @@FireStarLP blame youtube for demonitize spam

    • @FireStarLP
      @FireStarLP 4 года назад +3

      Wave Made i dont mind ads I just cant take shadow legends ads anymore

  • @0hMax
    @0hMax 5 лет назад +682

    The best part of the wheelchair idea is that they can be air dropped.

    • @Reaperanon282
      @Reaperanon282 4 года назад +25

      Oh-Max the “ paraplegic forces”

    • @big924
      @big924 4 года назад +7

      This is unrecognized genius

    • @FraserKM
      @FraserKM 4 года назад +7

      This is why we don't need purposely made disabled entrances

    • @angoankhachai9333
      @angoankhachai9333 Год назад

      Ah yes, finally, airborne mechanized infantry

  • @wumbosaurus9121
    @wumbosaurus9121 5 лет назад +749

    "Your guns go 'pew pew,' my gun goes *tries to fire big gun*"
    Ahh, a SovietWomble fan I see.

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 5 лет назад +26

      Toby Thurlow White i was thinking the same. Cyanide did the same.

    • @InfuriousCoffee
      @InfuriousCoffee 5 лет назад +26

      @@chrisvan2688 yeah. Pretty much word for word there. But we should put it out there than he plays with soviet sometimes so hes just tryna get into zf XD

    • @cousin_x_caps7347
      @cousin_x_caps7347 4 года назад +1

      Can I get a time stamp?

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 4 года назад +3

      @@cousin_x_caps7347 0:50

    • @bedzabedah1655
      @bedzabedah1655 4 года назад +1

      yeahh big fan sovietwomble

  • @HavelockBanana
    @HavelockBanana 5 лет назад +424

    nice transition into the ad i immediatly skipped ;-)

  • @beardedgearhead1327
    @beardedgearhead1327 5 лет назад +176

    Calls Nordern an enemy* "Those are some bold words for someone in TOW missile range."

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 5 лет назад +17

      You mean "bald" words

    • @beardedgearhead1327
      @beardedgearhead1327 5 лет назад +3

      @@an_ordinary_goose HahahaXD

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 3 года назад +4

      Bold words for someone living 1.2 miles away from chris kyle.

    • @beardedgearhead1327
      @beardedgearhead1327 3 года назад +3

      @@Cybetrexs glad to see I'm not the only one here who watches badgers videos.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 3 года назад +2

      @@beardedgearhead1327 yes.

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 4 года назад +195

    Mariner: (Has a lisp problem and has issues communicating, talking about how nobody can love him.)
    Me: (Has a similar issue and feels relatable to Mariner, feeling sorry for him.)
    Girl: "Mariner! You have a wife!"
    Me: *WHAT!?*

  • @VoltageTripwire
    @VoltageTripwire 5 лет назад +182

    "Norden died because that's why." A compelling argument made by the game there.
    Edit: I don't blame Red for hating wasps, they're just evil in a tiny bug.

    • @nicholassammons3881
      @nicholassammons3881 4 года назад +8

      Same I fucking hate wasps with a passion! I just lose my shit when there's one in the house.

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 4 года назад +8

      Creatures worse than Demons
      Time to call Doomguy

    • @RailsOfTheSouthProductions
      @RailsOfTheSouthProductions 4 года назад +4

      Theres a reason I call them V wing devils

    • @amybiedess5182
      @amybiedess5182 4 года назад +4

      One wasp just landed on my arm while I was watering plants then it flew away
      It’s not just humans who don’t like me but insects except for mosquitoes they love me and I hate it

    • @natecondy6209
      @natecondy6209 3 года назад +3

      Those stings fucking hurt

  • @redsnowleopard
    @redsnowleopard 5 лет назад +90

    Norden: becomes mildly successful
    Raid Shadow Legends: it’s sponsoring time

  • @tomatensoup5084
    @tomatensoup5084 4 года назад +53

    0:52 he is going show how his gun sounds folks. Against the SovietWomble terms of services *a Cyanide reference*. I'm going to write that down

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 5 лет назад +169

    Nordern, a blind person can drive better than you. [RE-Commented]

  • @Seanmauger
    @Seanmauger 5 лет назад +73

    1:43 - 2:44 is raid shadow legends ad, time skip to 2:44 here to skip de ad

  • @wrathful_grayp1810
    @wrathful_grayp1810 5 лет назад +55

    Dunno why but its hilarious when Nordern goes into yelling Norwegian when he gets scared or surprised

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 3 года назад +7

      I’d say it’s like me getting scared and cursing in German, but English is my first language.

  • @_blitzreplayz_5880
    @_blitzreplayz_5880 4 года назад +22

    3:20 “are you going to be a squad leader with a machine ?”
    *”I’m GoInG tO bE a PlAtOoN lEaDeR wItH a MaChInE gUn”*
    Yea, both will not end well

  • @DerSoldierJan
    @DerSoldierJan 5 лет назад +98

    Merry Christmas to Nordern and all who read this comment!

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 5 лет назад +78

    *almost hits Canadian with a tree*
    How else do you get the maple syrup out?

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 года назад +24

    When norden starts speaking Norwegian "hes speaking the language of the nords"

  • @MCLefka
    @MCLefka 4 года назад +12

    Speaking from experience, playing with Nordern is a exorcise in insanity

  • @majorwolfgang6375
    @majorwolfgang6375 5 лет назад +61

    Re-upoaded -> Re-watched

  • @foxtrot570
    @foxtrot570 3 года назад +1

    10:56 This is gold! I watched this now like 10 times and I'm still losing it

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays 5 лет назад +30

    Will this video get molested by RUclips, stay tooned to find out.

  • @xxjade_chocolate_rosexx3296
    @xxjade_chocolate_rosexx3296 2 года назад +2

    "I've never seen a more compelling argument for abortion."
    Me: It's too bloody late for that conversation.

  • @ura3254
    @ura3254 5 лет назад +14

    4:03
    _Norwegian partisan asking the tree God for instructions for fight against Nazis (colorized)_

  • @fenrirthefallen8799
    @fenrirthefallen8799 5 лет назад +44

    Merry Christmas From France to everyone

  • @Ambiguous317
    @Ambiguous317 5 лет назад +17

    This video is like good leftovers, it may be a few days old, but it's still good in soup.

  • @torontomercenary
    @torontomercenary 5 лет назад +8

    There is something extremely appealing about the language I always hear you speaking

  • @Henry_overnight
    @Henry_overnight 2 года назад +2

    New best way to describe a helicopter: V E R T I C A L P L A N E

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 2 года назад +3

    9:13
    I think a better question is why is he wearing a ghillie suit while he's in a tank? 😂😂

  • @jdreyes3745
    @jdreyes3745 5 лет назад +1

    0:51
    I wouldn't recommend shooting at me, 'cause your gun goes *pew* *pew* while my fucking gun goes *pew* *click*

  • @pikejohnson6409
    @pikejohnson6409 4 года назад +4

    5:46 is possibly my favorite part out of the entire series.

  • @yannodrost7389
    @yannodrost7389 2 года назад +1

    1:10 Canadians accent is really satisfying

  • @DivisionSCo7
    @DivisionSCo7 4 года назад +4

    0:37 had me killed :D

  • @MagicalGeekMV
    @MagicalGeekMV 5 лет назад +18

    Only a Nordern would waste a TOW Rocket on a zombie

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  5 лет назад +14

      Not even a zombie, making it fly over my friends in their base to make them shit themselves!

    • @kiddyman1127
      @kiddyman1127 5 лет назад +3

      @@Nordern sounds about right.

    • @Monomaniac4L
      @Monomaniac4L 5 лет назад +2

      Nordern I think you’re the only person who would waste ammo like that

    • @Monomaniac4L
      @Monomaniac4L 5 лет назад +2

      Nordern and it’s a fucking tow of all types

    • @retard-actual9217
      @retard-actual9217 4 года назад

      What mod is that

  • @heartysquid
    @heartysquid 5 лет назад +3

    Very glad I found this channel yesterday...been binging your vids

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 2 года назад +5

    As someone who’s both afraid of and greatly wishes for the extinction of bees and wasps, I can understand Red’s reaction

    • @k-boi-501
      @k-boi-501 Год назад +2

      wasps: yes, wipe the little fuckers off the face of the earth.
      bees: and there goes our farms, food... and there goes humanity

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Год назад +2

    5:16 Norden died because that's why

  • @emwbulldogg3319
    @emwbulldogg3319 2 года назад +1

    Hears wow sounds, instantly gets childhood flashbacks and PTSD

  • @smokestack3327
    @smokestack3327 5 лет назад +4

    Nobody:
    Not a human on earth:
    Not even the dead:
    Anyone in a Norden vid getting injured- AUrum

  • @thetypicalweed6770
    @thetypicalweed6770 3 года назад +3

    Get in the Sideway Helicopter?
    No,Get In The Vertical Plane!

  • @pizzapineapple2633
    @pizzapineapple2633 5 лет назад +45

    BAAAAAAALD!!

  • @culvers1000
    @culvers1000 5 лет назад +7

    i think moti and nevil would be great to have in a video together. a lot of laughing would happen

  • @bondrewdthelordofdawn3893
    @bondrewdthelordofdawn3893 4 года назад +5

    7:58
    Britain in world war 3 be like.

  • @frozenvolf4327
    @frozenvolf4327 4 года назад +1

    If there was ever a serious time, I'd imagine a top of the line sniper from him.
    "Overlord, this is Ghost 2-1. Got the enemy in sights and waiting permission to vent."
    "Ghost 2-1, you have the go to light 'em up. Standby for more Intel."
    "Copy that, over and out."

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 4 года назад +1

      "Over and Out?!?!, OVER AND OUT?!?!"
      *Cries in good radio procedure*

  • @iizac861
    @iizac861 3 года назад +2

    0:23 not going to lie this is pretty acurate

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 года назад +3

    Dat guy be carrying 450 bananas, chessus. That's 54 kilos in pure banana.

  • @franciscs1604
    @franciscs1604 Год назад +1

    0:00
    For god sake, MOTI! 🤣🤣

  • @AlmightyLoaf
    @AlmightyLoaf 2 года назад +1

    "Can I use Moti as target practice?"
    It is highly encouraged.

  • @Lord_Shmesh_The_Squishy
    @Lord_Shmesh_The_Squishy 5 лет назад +4

    Merry Christmas Nordern! At least this one got into my subfeed. ♥ Hope you and your's are having a wonderful holiday!

  • @mackattackgameingawesome3666
    @mackattackgameingawesome3666 3 года назад +1

    Zombies: *climbing things*
    Me: "Wait that's illegal"

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 4 года назад +3

    when zombies are strong enough to smack cars around

  • @bullgear4x445
    @bullgear4x445 4 года назад +1

    13:08 sounds like a tie-fighter

  • @quinszar
    @quinszar 4 года назад +1

    i literally almost passed out laughing so hard 4:25

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim 4 года назад +4

    0:00 Is he talking about JeanClodVanShot? He's a War Thunder streamer I know.

  • @PanzerFalcon2232
    @PanzerFalcon2232 5 лет назад +2

    Ah, Clafghan. I remember that village at 7:41. My milsim group had an Op on that map

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 4 года назад +1

    0:51 I've never seen someone fail harder than Cyanide

  • @Majorite
    @Majorite 2 года назад +1

    4:36 wait I thought it was realization "realizes"

  • @helumii
    @helumii 3 года назад +2

    0:51 I've seen a similar situation happen in real life

  • @StupidPieceOfFish
    @StupidPieceOfFish 4 года назад +1

    Moti saying “Misclick” is the best thing I’ve heard all quarantine

  • @nickmills8906
    @nickmills8906 4 года назад +1

    "Canadian died because that's why" lol

  • @mrworthygoldie260
    @mrworthygoldie260 4 года назад

    "i think is illegal zombies aren't supposed to climb ladder"
    Minecraft: *Are you sure about that?*

  • @thedevol
    @thedevol 5 лет назад +10

    Who ever thought it was smart to let Canadian drive?

  • @thebanananacam
    @thebanananacam 4 года назад +2

    7:34 is me in a nutshell

  • @wyvern-nero
    @wyvern-nero 5 лет назад +17

    Hi. Merry Christmas everyone!

    • @NoryRamerro
      @NoryRamerro 5 лет назад +2

      Merry Christmas to you too!

  • @CAI877
    @CAI877 2 года назад +1

    Your friend sounds like the Joker 6:17

  • @Flashgamer011
    @Flashgamer011 Год назад +1

    I don't know why but youtube recommendations really wants me to watch this video

  • @Ranger_Actual
    @Ranger_Actual 5 лет назад +1

    It takes Sovietwomble years to upload videos, but Nordern is better since he actually uploads in time. 😂

  • @cezarsoba
    @cezarsoba 4 года назад +1

    6:15 literal jumpscare

  • @prestongarvy7593
    @prestongarvy7593 5 лет назад +5

    It's morning nord! Why did you wake me up for this?

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern  5 лет назад +7

      Sleep is for the weak

    • @mythrilkobold8228
      @mythrilkobold8228 5 лет назад +5

      why are you sleeping when there's a settlement in trouble? I'll mark them on your map Preston.

    • @prestongarvy7593
      @prestongarvy7593 5 лет назад +2

      @@Nordern There's a settlement in trouble and they need your help. Here I'll mark it on your map.

    • @MegaExCaliber
      @MegaExCaliber 4 года назад

      @@Nordern and flashbangs are for the enemy

  • @schiefer1103
    @schiefer1103 2 года назад +1

    I don’t get the lisp thing he was the easiest to understand aside from Nordern like that was so far from being an issue. If he does have a lisp, he‘s got my respect for how well he’s covering it.

  • @corporalregicide5248
    @corporalregicide5248 5 лет назад +8

    Merry christmas fellow Aussies

  • @axelmanning5055
    @axelmanning5055 4 года назад +1

    as soon as i heard "speaking off ladders" i went oh god and knew it was gonna be......RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

  • @royalsracing
    @royalsracing 2 года назад

    There is no Dwarfs in Raid, Only Norden with a bald head and clones of him

  • @Ghoulza
    @Ghoulza 4 года назад

    Norden gets ridded over by Morti "Norden died in mysterious circumstances" LOL

  • @aidanpitcher5988
    @aidanpitcher5988 2 года назад +1

    I audibly yelled at the 6:16 Jeep crash

  • @decil-azure4223
    @decil-azure4223 5 лет назад +6

    To join one of these....would be so awesome. Cause this shit is always hilarious

  • @syariffadilah2949
    @syariffadilah2949 4 года назад +1

    More better if the conversation on the intro be like this :
    "Hey djene ! I head you're a serbian"
    "Yes"
    "Listen this , Croatia is the best !"

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 3 года назад

      Nah, not as funny.

  • @ta1ntdgreenie963
    @ta1ntdgreenie963 5 лет назад

    Merry Christmas from Alaska!

  • @zsoltfarkas244
    @zsoltfarkas244 5 лет назад

    Happy Sanguinala to all loyal subjects of the Imperium and the Fat one called Nordern destroyer of buffets

  • @enderspry9017
    @enderspry9017 5 лет назад

    Merry Christmas Norden!

  • @meltedWax169
    @meltedWax169 4 года назад

    Nordern is like a bald ricky Berwick

  • @BannedKDR420
    @BannedKDR420 4 года назад +1

    Morti sounds like Tik the bear from the Cleveland show

  • @grinningstorm9264
    @grinningstorm9264 5 лет назад

    Merry Christmas from the UK

  • @FaiBout
    @FaiBout 5 лет назад +1

    6:17 the new joker

  • @muggoganerva251
    @muggoganerva251 5 лет назад +3

    I see someone has taken influence from SovietWomble :D
    Entertaining videos tho

  • @Tom.UK1
    @Tom.UK1 4 года назад +1

    Me and mariner are good buds now, we both have a lisp

  • @scruffyronin9382
    @scruffyronin9382 5 лет назад

    It returns! Congrats on monetization Nordern

  • @tonyross2475
    @tonyross2475 5 лет назад

    Internet: "WW3 IS COMING!!!"
    Me: "Don't worry I got this *Watches Nordern* Shoot the friendly he's being a dick."
    My C.O: "UMMMM WHAT THE FUUU!"

  • @positionlightproductions6187
    @positionlightproductions6187 3 года назад

    I too like to peek out from a Bradley and call people bald.

  • @jonsitron11
    @jonsitron11 5 лет назад +1

    God jul, Anders❤️❤️

  • @jakerulesgaming1124
    @jakerulesgaming1124 5 лет назад +7

    What zombie mod is that for ArmA 3. Is that one of the DayZ mods or something else. I've been playing too much ArmA 2 DayZ lately

  • @mr.slavic1830
    @mr.slavic1830 4 года назад

    Nordon struggles to shoot basically stationary zombies

  • @RavenWhiskers
    @RavenWhiskers 5 лет назад

    So I know this will likely go unseen, but if anyone knows the link to the ballistic shield at 2:52, please, PLEASE let me know. I have been looking for one for ages. :)

  • @SampullMC
    @SampullMC 4 года назад +1

    I actually have friends with Mariners lisp issue. it's actually an entire accent for one part of the UK. Yes, they struggle with pronunciation. and yes, they take offence to the mocking. Don't mock them. They get angery.

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 4 года назад +1

      What region of this crappy country?

    • @SampullMC
      @SampullMC 4 года назад +1

      @@leodavis4242 Crappy country? How dare you. Even if you live here, that's pretty rude mate.

  • @soapiagames
    @soapiagames 5 лет назад

    Merry xmas Nordern, and remember.... Roadkills are dangerous things! Keep away from roadkills!

  • @anger_birb
    @anger_birb 3 года назад

    A bicycle successfully destroyed two armored cars and killed at least 3 people.

  • @clockwerk9662
    @clockwerk9662 3 года назад

    6:21. I. Spilled. My fucking. Tea!

  • @generalgrevious6415
    @generalgrevious6415 3 года назад

    Ah yes norden the poor man's soviet womble

  • @lordalph2102
    @lordalph2102 3 года назад +1

    What mods were you using in those zombie survival clips? However, I think it's Arma 2

  • @drunkdrag0n
    @drunkdrag0n 2 года назад +1

    So, to ask a question. What's the name of the zombie Mod you were using and is it part of a set?

  • @zephoknight571
    @zephoknight571 5 лет назад +20

    BALD!!!