9:12 because the Soviet union decided it'll be a great idea to divert all the water that flows into the Aral sea to irrigation elsewhere so whatever ships were in there got beached as the sea drained away with no supply of water.
All those cotton fields in Uzbekistan required a lot of water. I wonder if California will have similar problems in future. Big percentage of worlds almonds are grown in California and a single almonds requires about 4 liters of water to grow properly.
As a dutch man i can translate if u want he said godverdomme wich means gaddammit in englisch scheinheilige hoer wich means dirty hooker and nee wich simply means no in englisch
1:50 "You could of used a VPN." "Yea, a VPN could of stopped a tank shell" "But it wouldn't of found you." *confused duck noise "I'm not being part of your ad, fuck you Norden..."
6:55 back in the days when going to the snowy mountain in winter and you're up a big hill in a sled and hesitant to go down, but that one evil monster of a friend push you down while you're trying to prepare mentally.
@@Frankaaaaa awesome didnt expect you to reply yourself I always love watching Norderns videos but most of the time I only watch them cause you are in it to make it better "Sorry not sorry Nordern"
0:20 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA A DUTCHMAN. didnt know there were dutch guys in your clan love that the first thing we hear of him is him shouting dutch insults
@@lejatzman96 I usually don't like swearing in Dutch because it sounds so much more raw than in English, but: 'God damn it (tech. God damn me)! No! No! No! Arsehole (lit. transl. ballsack)! Dirty hypocritical whore!'
The shell bounced off that IS-2's track, went inside and blew up his ammo. . . Yeah, that seems about accurate. . . Happy New Years to all and your families! And tell Franka she's hilarious and has a wonderful personality 💜
There was an interview with an P47(or P51.. i don't remember exactly)' Pilot that remembered shooting under German Tanks so that there 50cals could bounce up and go threw the non armored underside of said tanks...
@@Nagrachlp Ngl that sounds like a "big fish" kinda story. Would 50 cal bullets even have enough velocity left after a bounce to penetrate? It's still a steel plate, right?
@@Nagrachlp Alright then. I've read up on armour thickness of German tanks in WWII, and besides that they seem to be the same/simillar on the bottom and the roof of these tanks (I mean Pz4, Tiger and Panther), the 50 cal bullet has enough penetration to pierce them from the top at 500 meters.
10:42 Actually most swedish planes are actually very slow and is only able to go up 400-500 and if they manage to fly straight for a long time 600-700 like the plane I have SK60B so yes
Holiday Season Deal! Go to nordvpn.com/nordern to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount!
*ANGRY DUTCH NOISES*!
Hello I hope you had a good chrimas can you give meh about out
And be safe
NordenVpn
Happy new year nordern 🎉
Legends are saying that Franka is still circling the building
Its not a Legend its true
@@gianurwiler5098 You've seen it?!?!
@@coldwarkiwi_2nd183 aye lad though it cost me my left leg
Legends also say that gaijin is still struggling to make monster voice pack for tanks
@@hankjwimbleton2738oof
Not only is Moti attacking his desk, he's attacking the kitchen too. As if the poor desk wasn't enough.
Whats next tho
@@cuttleboi1339 The dresser.
At least he can claim to have killed something though....
We're still waiting for the restraining order
00:57 - What else are pens for? - A fellow scotsman.
I'm in America but I still do that
I'm in America but I still do that
hey oddbaws i didn't think i'd see you here keep up with the great content
I'm Australian we use them for stabbing giant spiders and drawing on things
Stabbing the English
Snazzy: “you call it a Warcrime, I call it an Achievement”
Me: *concerned Military Police noises*
It's never a war crime the first time
On today's episode of The Compleitionist
The Geneva convention more like Geneva checklist
9:12 because the Soviet union decided it'll be a great idea to divert all the water that flows into the Aral sea to irrigation elsewhere so whatever ships were in there got beached as the sea drained away with no supply of water.
Well at least the North Aral sea has made a come back
Wait...it's a real thing?
@@oryanhill1135 yes
@@oryanhill1135 Yup, the soviets wanted to create cotton fields iirc
All those cotton fields in Uzbekistan required a lot of water.
I wonder if California will have similar problems in future. Big percentage of worlds almonds are grown in California and a single almonds requires about 4 liters of water to grow properly.
Love that you put all the dutch swearing of your friend In the vid lol
Ook grappig dat hij nee als nei vertaalt
Man that swearing
That last bit
@@henrivanrooy7158 This was still pretty tame though, if we’re being honest hahahah
@@dylannix4289 facts
As a dutch man i can translate if u want he said godverdomme wich means gaddammit in englisch scheinheilige hoer wich means dirty hooker and nee wich simply means no in englisch
0:10 truly perfect as a dutchman showing our great vocabulary of curse words
Pretty sure one of them was goddammit
@@brianlee5221We also have adopted English words to tell each other how much we hate some one.
@@thefirstkingdogo1126 I was referring to godverdommer
@@brianlee5221You were correct.
Nederland be like:
"Golden retriever where. Franka."
"Hi. Woof."
Mistakes have been made, but they are amazing. The biplane joke was great too lmao
Just witnessing that small tank sod right off as the other three go out of your FOV had me laughing.
"GET ME AWAY FROM THESE PSYCHOS! HELP!"
When you said "Only dogs can hear that" my dog barked and ran up the stairs.
What did you call her, Nordern?
I am fluent in dog, he called her a slur
Is your dog's name Franka?
Bloody hell, that pager / alarm going off at 08:00 scared the living shit out of me, as a volunteer firefighter . . .
Oh I agree as a fellow volunteer.
Franka's laugh while she pushed nordern down was so adorable
Context please... lol
1:50
"You could of used a VPN."
"Yea, a VPN could of stopped a tank shell"
"But it wouldn't of found you."
*confused duck noise "I'm not being part of your ad, fuck you Norden..."
Happy New Years Everybody!
Bro you is early
Im having a shitty new year
@@samsmith2721 might as well say it now lol im gonna be to drunk later
No
@@samsmith2721 not if you live in Asia
A moment of silence for the poor plane, which suffered a tragic case of sudden mid air disassembly.
So on a previous video I stated that if there was such an alignment as Chaotic Adorable, Monster was it. Franka has now joined her in this alignment.
Franka is an amazing addition to the crew XD
And your ad transitiins remain second to none.
Also also, your editing and production value is fantastic
Pretty sure its the one they reffered to as monster. voice is the same. shes been with that "crew" for years
@@ForTheMonolith Monster has a British accent, Franka's is Dutch.
I am afraid you are unable to distinguish women, Franka is a different person who i've fairly recently gotten to know
@@Nordern You killed Monster didnt you? FOR A TITTY STREAMER NONETHELESS
@@ForTheMonolith She actually exploded after that incident in Viscera Cleanup Detail.
Franka: "Why is it so big?"
Everyone:"ThAt'S wHaT sHe SaId!¡!¡!¡"
9:15 the areal sea was drained, it's quite sad tbh, it was quite a big sea, then wasteland
5:17 That poor plane indeed
He was torn apart and dropped like a cartoon character
Rapid Unscheduled Midair Disassembly
(Aka: Obliterated)
6:55 back in the days when going to the snowy mountain in winter and you're up a big hill in a sled and hesitant to go down, but that one evil monster of a friend push you down while you're trying to prepare mentally.
1:55 "I'm now part of an AD? Fuck you Nordern" had me dying
Franka *makes high pitch noise*
Nordern "only dogs can hear that"
noone mentions Nordern just called himself a dog
7:11 "You're on your own, Noble... Carter out."
I understood that reference 👌
ouch...the feels...just ouch
5:17 Damn, that guy took "Getting blown to bits" TOTALLY serious. XD
8:25 Nordern - certified to follow LEGO instructions
I hear Dutch?
*GEKOLONISEERD*
jazekr
wat waren dat mooie woorden
We zijn niet vergeten😢❤
9:50 fun fact: Germany did actually put leopard 1 main battle tanks into recon units.
11:00 "i was a tank friver once, but then get a shell in the knee"
8:41 good snazzy get as many achievements as possible
7:52
*"DO I WANNA SEE WHAT HIS... OH GOD, IT IS THAT FACE. ARA ARA!"*
*Daebom flashbacks*
4:33
"We're gonna die together Nordern"
-famous last words
In the begin when they crashed their stuka's I understund every word he was cursing. Hilarious
Could you comment the translation for the dum Americans in the chat?
That transition into the NordVPN ad was so perfect 😂
the guys reaction when he realised that he was about to be part of a nordVPN add was even better.
I heard some dutch swearing and I was like yess thats just us isnt it😂😂✌🏽
Whatever "you know" is at 5:00 i am very sorry for norden that it happend
0:13 Me when the teacher announces there is an exam i havent studied for:
8:44 Golden Retriever where? Franka Hi woof that got me so well that make's me so laught so hard
7:56 now that’s the sound my phone makes when I charge it
10:53
If you think thats weird, should have seen when i one tapped a king tiger with a I-16 while trying to spot it for my team... that was amazing
2:00 “Wait I’m now part of an ad? Fuck You Nordern!” 😂
7:10,the literal definition of close air support (CAS)
franka best girl?
Frank's great
@@ducc3031 yes
Same good girl
Jä
Dä
9:26 I love how a tank is passing by
Tell Franka I love her voice and also she is funny as hell
Thank you c:
@@Frankaaaaa awesome didnt expect you to reply yourself I always love watching Norderns videos but most of the time I only watch them cause you are in it to make it better
"Sorry not sorry Nordern"
Also HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YALL
@@Frankaaaaa "Is that a bomb? -- I don't want you " 😂
0:20 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA A DUTCHMAN. didnt know there were dutch guys in your clan love that the first thing we hear of him is him shouting dutch insults
Yes lol surprised he didn't say kanker hoer
Maybe a bit fucking late of me but hey
my headphones decided to be on low battery so i just hear
"oh, i love building ikea battery low please charge"
5:25 thats why i take high caliber canons with planes on low br aab
Once this video goes live we'll be playing some WT, but since i dont have useable internet you can find us here www.twitch.tv/frankaaa
I love how Nordern uses his friends for his ads.
I turned into a ringtone.
Gotta update my bio somewhere...
Could be worse.
You could be Nordern.
i want it too daddy
MOTIIIIIIII fans unite
UNITE!!!!!!
Nordern, you bald streamer, thank you! 2021 was a lot of fun with your videos. May 2022 see you with many views, shared laughs, and success.
'Woof' has to be thr greatest line I've heard this year.
If it doesnt costs any money, netherlanders are with you!
Just jumped into the stream and yep... happy new year Nordern and May the Bald Gods bless you and friends for a better 2022
To this day I'm still trying to figure out how Franka " *sits* " better with heels on.
she is short
@@Nordern I guess short people are just built different apparently.
@@HypnoticChronic1 they're built short
That intro had me rolling. It's been a while since I have heard someone being called a scheinheilige hoer XD.
Man it feels like I’m watching a Soviet Wumble type vid, haven’t seen something like this being funny in a long while.
Good stuff
@@hellogoodbye388 it is
This channel is essentially one person from every country- there's at least ten languages that I hear alone
As a dutch person I love that I hear swearing fully in Dutch in the first 30 seconds of the video. Nice :)
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Wat did she be saying
Please i need to know
@@lejatzman96 I usually don't like swearing in Dutch because it sounds so much more raw than in English, but:
'God damn it (tech. God damn me)! No! No! No! Arsehole (lit. transl. ballsack)! Dirty hypocritical whore!'
@@lejatzman96Goddamnit
Is it me or does that ricochet sound like a blaster from star wars 😂 2:42
Rapidly disassembled that plane at 5:17 lmao
Edit: Just watched it a bit more only to hear Nordern say the same thing lol
8:39 I'm going to have to refer you to the Fat Electrician for that one
A bi-plane I a plane that swings both ways
I need more of these. Gimme more XD, god i love those warthunder antics, they are awesome
The shell bounced off that IS-2's track, went inside and blew up his ammo. . .
Yeah, that seems about accurate. . .
Happy New Years to all and your families! And tell Franka she's hilarious and has a wonderful personality 💜
There was an interview with an P47(or P51.. i don't remember exactly)' Pilot that remembered shooting under German Tanks so that there 50cals could bounce up and go threw the non armored underside of said tanks...
@@Nagrachlp
It takes skill to achieve that ✊
@@Nagrachlp Ngl that sounds like a "big fish" kinda story. Would 50 cal bullets even have enough velocity left after a bounce to penetrate? It's still a steel plate, right?
@@pirig-gal I found an artivle that actually debunkes the video I quoted. Sadly YT doesn't let me write the link too it...
@@Nagrachlp Alright then. I've read up on armour thickness of German tanks in WWII, and besides that they seem to be the same/simillar on the bottom and the roof of these tanks (I mean Pz4, Tiger and Panther), the 50 cal bullet has enough penetration to pierce them from the top at 500 meters.
5:20 that plane stopped in midair like a god damn cartoon
Rapid unscheduled disassembly. I love it.
Wow it’s rly been a while since I’ve seen a Nordern vid, I forgot how much I love this stuff, great job!
0:14 angry dutch noises xD
Bud knew how to talk netherlands😂
i love the dutch scheldwoorden, something i least expected
10:55
Just realized that tank named WongKitoGalo, which means "Our people" in my hometown's tongue
God i love it when franka joins them its such interesting commentary
you call them warcrimes, i call it morning activities
God what a thumbnail, what a great first clip, and a great way to finish 2021. Happy New Years
When was the thumbnail or did he nit include it
(6:26) unscheduled table disassembly from moti
7:37 Sad that the map Got deleted
Finally a worthy video to start the new year! That made 2021 a bit better! Thx nordern
Dang that was the most seamless ad transition ever
Building IKEA furniture is the easiest thing if you’ve ever built legos
6:27 what the heck was that noise,it sounds like someone falling onto pile of crates
i love the dutch guy just screaming "GODVERDOMME NEE NEE NEE NEE KLOOTZAK"
And the last "SCHIJNHEILIGE HOER!!"
9:34
*franka gets an extra 5k viewers*
This might be one of my new favorite channels I've been watching a lot of your videos Ya'll are very funny :)
I'm torn between wanting more Franka, and crying to bring Monster back
Monster will be back, she's just got some stuff to sort out atm
0:12 if a engish men joined the axis and collided with another German plane this is what is would sound like
Not even 30 seconds in and am already pissing myself laughing 🤣
That first clip was amazing, especially with the dutch swearwords at the end
8:00 am I the only one who heard the sound of an German Fire Department Pager spring into action
That "Direct Delivery" was truly amazing trick :P
Thanks i practise on it
The best sponsor advertisements are the ones your friends never see coming
JUST LIKE THE INTERNET WON’T SEE WHERE YOU’RE COMING FROM WITH NORDVPN-
possibly stealing that
"Is it just me seeing the poles doing weird funky shit?" Mean while the polish 🦝
10:57 that’s the magic bullet from the Kennedy assassination
9:12 it is Aral Sea. There used to be water. That's why.
Everyone's reaction to Germans in 1910-80: "NO, LEAVE! "
Everyone's reaction to Germans in 2020-24: "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!! "
That's OK; I killed a Type 90 with my Leo 2's LMG, from the side. It was a pure "WTF" moment since the 7.62 can barely pen 10mm.
6:44 Look mom I'm in a Nordern video!😃😃😃
10:42 Actually most swedish planes are actually very slow and is only able to go up 400-500 and if they manage to fly straight for a long time 600-700 like the plane I have SK60B so yes