If Dungeons and Dragons had Weathermen
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2024
- This made me realize how terrifying it would be to live in a D&D world....
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#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #weather
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@@parazsakharov7877 same!
"why do we have all these spells, with no spells to stop them!!?"
The Wizard: ccCCOOOUNNNTERsPeELLLLLLLLLL!
Oh trust me; I noticed. Now the big questions, are the modifications to the map also official?
Niiiice
Barbarian:I’m as useless as a warlock
Warlock: summon hell out of spite
Barbarian: Jokes on you, being a religious Zealot means I can' die.
@@wickederebus I know you can die. How does that help?
Can we all just appreciate the effort he puts into these? He even did the short pause after they switch reporters.
Let's show our appreciation by taking the Oath of Throwing it Back
Hello There!
Yes, thank you,i was hoping someone would talk about it
Pretty sure that was intentional because that happens on live broadcasts all the time.
@@XanderHarris1023 that’s… the point
Today, most of the land is overcast with chilly temperatures, but for those of you in the eastern parts, look out! We have reports of localized adventurers in that area, so be prepared for anything.
And as usual, we advise all our viewers to report any sightings of spontaneous teleportation events to their local weathermen.
Remember, it's always cloudy with a chance for heroes.
Chef's kiss for this comment
Now I want to see a nature obsessed party called the weathermen that go around punishing magic users that effect the balance of nature
@@brianfehr5456 that sounds like a fun campaign idea.
@@brianfehr5456If I make a campaign, i'm making this happen
We now need a *Path of the Weatherman* barbarian
Edit: I *HAVE* heard of the Storm herald now. I would thank you to *cease* reminding me
GIMME
When they start their rage they get an empowered strike type deal but it depends on the weather
Then at 14th level each weather effect gets mildly powered up and when they rage they get to *choose* the weather
I like the idea of a Goliath weatherman barbarian who summons a lightning storm whenever he is enraged. Show a little bit of storm giant heritage
i feel like he'd be more so the sports guy.
Path of the Storm Herald?
This idea kinda awesome
I was half-expecting Barbarian to rage and tear the weather screen in half.
Also that Barbarian clearly has an Int of 11+. ^_~
That's why he's working on forecasts and not on a battlefield 🤔
Nobody could have foreseen that the weather could make him angry. ^_~
He's smarter than the average bugbear
@@PathForger_ nice pun but a blind man could have foreseen that
High Wisdom average or lower Int.
He clearly has the highest Wisdom of the party. Because he knows how how bad this is screwing up the continent meanwhile his party doesn't seem to care at all. Lmao
Maybe I should make a barbarian BBEG that wants to kill all magic users to save the earth and doesn’t know what an anti magic field is
His name shall be Uther Penswangon and he will place a ban. Lawbreakers are punishable by death XD
Or a fighter. And play him like Anti Mage from DotA2
Doesn't know counterspell either
Sounds a bit like Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer!
Yeah but who's gonna cast the giant anti magic field? A magic user? Nah, they'd be whiny about being forced to cancel out their favorite toys. Easier to just kill everyone.
Cleric: ... Are you sure it's a good idea to make the barbarian think the world is ending? I mean... he'll probably retaliate.
Illusionist Wizard casting the weather-screen: This is for the 1d10 hurt feelings you jackass...
Cleric: *sigh* I'll go prep "Raise Dead."
This...This is it...This is the One Comment!
Wait... a wizard that can survive 1d4, 1d6, AND 1d8's!? What absurd world have I woken up into today?
@@-Offstar he multiclassed into oath of throwing it back paladin so half of the damage was thrown back.
I like how the forest temperature keeps raising to ludicrous heights because of the fire, but even though the volcano is errupting, the temperature always stays at a *_NICE_* 69゜
Depends if its Celsius or Fahrenheit.
@@thatboyakira4202 The barbarian said it was Fahrenheit.
@@NorninTGK oh ok
Probably because the device/person recording the temp died before they could update. Lol
This is what happens when the DM decides to ban counterspell.
Also, just wait until he discovers that there is a "Control weather" spell
Can we see more of Bard as a Newscaster? Maybe even see a D&D news station where all the different characters cover current events with comedy sketches?
I'd love to see the wizard cover sports news.
@@AlexanderLaFleur rogue should do politics
@@AlexanderLaFleur or evil king could do politics
@@stephenbough6220 Why can't the Rogue be the Evil King?
@@AlexanderLaFleur Wizard dies of 1d4 Secondhand Excitement damage.
"If dnd had a weatherman" they are called druids with druidcraft cantrip
I was about to say…
druidcraft? Did you mean: summon weather?
No the cantrip
@@tartarustrommler5454 you can use the cantrip to know what weather going to be
@@redmustard6354 And without using the cantrip there usualy won't be any weather.
Absolutely amazing and makes a very fair point. Weathermen be useless in dnd as practically any spellcaster can alter the weather and make the most disastrous situations within moments
Honestly not really just our type of weather forecasters would be
@@SuperGamefreak18 fair
One major use: "Well, this weather wasn't predicted. So now we know there's a wizard that needs lynching, somewhere."
Pathfinder has a few abilities for perfectly-accurate weather predictions that create situations of "Well, this was outside of predictions, therefore, it's magic." Which can be pretty useful information to know.
@@Vgy1592 Really? That is pretty useful to have. Especially in a realm wish tons of weather altering spells
I'm pretty sure its usefull as a warning system as a random Wizard cast meteor
Ohh this one was lovely! Would love to see the version where the weatherman is 100% used to this. Somewhere along the lines of:
"We issue Spontaneous Tsunami warnings in the Southern Seas, as not one but two groups of adventurers have been sighted. We will update you as the situation develops."
"This just in: everything is back to normal. The earthquake is gone, the fire has been put out, the meteors are flying back in the sky and the tsunamis have vanished. In other news, a VERY large and VERY angry avatar of the God of Thunder is demanding an explanation."
Can we get a full DND News Team. I could imagine the bard and Paladin as the co-anchors, fighter or monk as the sports reporter, Wizard being a correspondent (and subsequently dying after flubbing his lines.)
*Wizard dies if 1d4 line flubbing damage*
@@guilhermeferrao5968 Would the Rogue be finance anchor guy? Is that even a thing? I havent watched regular flow tv in a few years now...
you forgot the Tarrasques' cross-country race, it's today too, barbarian.
But... isn't that classified as Sports?
@@tigerwarrior1787 Earthquake
I am the DM for a group of Meteorology Majors who have been running a campaign for two years and we cal ourselves the pressure drops…
WE LOVE THIS! Fantastic job!
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That was brilliant
like, you have excellent ideas
but THAT was BRILLIANT
dont ever look at pokemon from a logical, literal, realistic point of view then if you think this is _brilliant_
Tiny detail, but I love how you had that slight pause between the announcer and the weatherman because of video delay
Throwing it back isn’t the new way to take an oath. It’s a technique as old as time itself, mastered through generations of dedicated warriors trying to make the world just a little bit safer.
And after writing this I think I’m going to make a paladin with the oath of throwing it back.
agreed
An elegant oath from a more civilised age
"They're just selling them at the shops!" Why has this never seemed strange to me before???
I cannot tell you how unspeakably happy it made me when the fire started and I was sitting there like "Oh it would be hilarious if the temp goes up with the fire." And that's exactly what you did. Thank you so much for the good laugh.
The best advice I heard from my friend regarding DND weather is "Look up the weather in a random year for a city in an environment close to the kind your in game city is in, such as Chicago, boom, you have realistic weather for the entire campaign that no one will be able to predict."
"I shall call this the nice volcano."
"Why would you call it that?"
"No reason." *trying not to laugh at thermometer*
Barbarian weatherman and weatherman from the Pokemon universe could share a few war stories on that front...
Wait, are spellcasters Pokemon?!
The real question is if Pokemon are spellcasters?
Time to invent that orb that captures spellcasters you can choose later for fights with extra spellslots...Then again, that sounds like a real D&D magic item with captured souls or genies or even demons casting spells for you.
@@mitchellslate1249 "I choose you! Just Fireball Sorcerer!"
The REAL question is... is D&D just Pokemon? Like are our Characters Pokemon?
I love how the temperature of the area slowly increases as more and more of the forest burns down
'Is "throwing it back" the new way to take the oath?'
Sir, there is no other way to take the Oath.
"And a Hellhole just opened up in the city"
Whelp. Alright guys, we got another Worldwound, Time to go Crusading again!
this should be an entire series of just dnd news channels
The real-time weather updates make it better.
Now do a police chase, "the police have moved there full 60 feet this turn and are only 5 feet away" "oh but the criminals have travel 30 feet away and have decided to hide in plan sight" "the police have lost track of the criminals"
Meanwhile at home: *Druid casts Druidcraft to tell the weather* ugh, weatherman is wrong
_again_
If the weather news had that live feed then I'd trust it more.
"I'm just as useless as a warlock"
**Any warlocks watching** Excuse me for a moment, i got a phone call to make....
Fiend Warlock: "Yeah... yeah it's me... I love you too... but listen... Barbarian Weatherman just said I'm useless... oh you'll be visiting this weekend? And bringing friends? That's great, see you in six seconds."
The wizard finally gets some recognition
Okay, but to the wizard's credit, the average temperature of the region was 21 degrees. It's reasonable enough to assume a fireball isn't gonna start a forest fire if it's cold enough to snow.
"All these destructive spells and no spells to stop them"
Counterspell: ...
The range on it is ridiculously short.
BBEG: *casts tsunami*
Wizard: "COUNTERSPELLL BI-"
(cycle repeats until they run out of spell slots)
He even did the little pause. Masterful.
Beautiful, one of the famous beautiful normal days in a D&D land.
The first D&D campaign that I got to play had a npc who wanted to be a weatherman and was trying to invent it. The guild had a habit of waking up because of him to just beat him up to get him to stop so they could sleep. One player joined in and one time was able to be first to get him. The player had fallen asleep in the forge on the first floor while all the sleeping quarters were on the second floor. I have no idea how the npc lived now that i think about it but my friend painted such a hilarious scene that it seemed like out of a cartoon.
"Seems like the tsunami is here to stay!"
Well, that's one of the most hilariously terrifying sentences I've ever heard.
This needs a sequel just like how the oath of throwing it back paladin became a regular character. We stan Weatheran the Barbarian!
Icewind Dale: winter is here! and it's... not showing signs of stopping... but we can expect many festivities such as... sacrificing to Auril so she doesn't kill us all...
The little pause before the weatherman speaks is a nice touch.
“Why do we have all of these destructive spells?? They’re just selling them at the shops too!”
That’s what I’m always wondering!
Today in the shadowfell as we can see, the weather is dark... it's dark.
“I am about as USELESS as a Warlock!”
And then right on cue hell opens up.
Angrey
This reminds me of Studio C's 5 day weather forecast sketch. Both are hilarious
I was wondering if anyone was going to say that! I'm glad someone else thought so too
I love how the weatherman took 2-3 seconds to say 'Thanks' after being introduced, so realistic xd
That little pauze when you switched reporters. I love that detail and I am very happy you put it in there ^-^
Druid casts Druidcraft to predict what the weather will be.
Imagine fire fighter or natural disaster teams are just people with the highest levels of counterspell for these occasions lol
I love how there is just one town which just chills at 28 degrees.
That little delay before the Barbarian starts speaking is perfect
Oh hey nice call back with the goblin with the bunny thing
And the Bard-chorman doesn't even flinch. Beautiful.
I appreciate that the area with the forest fire's temperature slowly increases through out the video
this feels like those old dorkly sketches about pokemon
Time to find a new weatherperson. *Writes on application* "Must...know...counterspell...and...dispell...magic"
Bad traits to give your DnD classes pt 4 idea:
A pyromancer who has a low heat tolerance
A cryomancer who has a low cold tolerance
A bard who is tone deaf
A druid who is scared of snakes and bugs
A paladin who is atheist
A cleric who has a bad bedside manner
A necromancer who has a sensitive nose
1:57 I like how the bunny has shades and is throwing coins as if its doller bills
The financial reports must be fun, I'd just expect someone going "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE NINE HELLS ARE ELECTRUM PIECES?!"
You know...id just ask a few friends to scatter and puts up stupid spells just to piss off the weatherman
I loved how the the forest fire slowly rose the temperature of that single area
That rabbit at the end, throwing' out rocks like Benjamins.
I actually really wanna see a news channel like this I would be hooked!
The whole thing is hilarious, but I died at Barbarian's reaction to the tsunami xD
Interesting how Balhan keeps getting hotter from the fire yet the surrounding areas don't begin to heat up as well.
I love how the temp rises in the forest because the fire
This reminds me of that Studio C five day weather forecast skit but with a pleasant, fantastical twist, well done XD
That's it- I need this is my campaign
Hope barbarian is getting all the ad revenue and sponsors money because he needs it.
Every second of that was gold.
Look at ad-barbarian moving up in the world now the whole world can see him ^^
Copying powerful, destructive spells into your spellbook? A small amount of gold. Counter spelling Meteor Swarm? Priceless.
I didn't know WEATHER or not I needed this until I saw it. Amazing!
See, now this is why my Halfling Wizard primarily uses cold magic....
If he inadvertently causes another ice age then so be it.
See, this is why my Sorcerer/Artificer only uses an Iron Man suit to cast his spells.
Much safer when you can have a animated object fly or walk you away from the danger you create by just existing.
Well, you see people start praying more in certain weather. The woodchucker when he sees a forest fire. The fisher when the big wave forms. The miner when the ground starts shaking. They all start praying to their gods. And the gods answer in time. Perhaps. From a certain point of view. I mean their temples are safe from any ill and open to anyone that prays enough. (or was it pay? no definietly pray). In the meantime the adventurers do the gods will, weather they know or even care.
This was about as accurate as the real weather person. Thumbs up!
Fantasy Spellcasters: Putting the meteors back in meteorology.
YOUR ACTING ON THIS ONE IS TOP NOTCH I SWEAR 😭😭😭, very good
The pause before starting is too accurate
The delay before weatherman started talking just added to it.
I'm thinking a Rogue as man in field reporter who dodges danger and brings back souvenirs.
Nature/animal segments by Druid.
Artificer could be exciting new breakthroughs daytime TV, but actually legit.
Heroes: Hey. We are saving the world here.
The people:
The pause during the transition between the news and the weather was too perfect man
You should a wizard version who would also make a fun villian haha
Wizard: Hello I am your wizard weather man and todya, everything is pretty alright...... hmmmm lets fix that! * casts several spells causing massive destruction until a party takes him down *
I like how each of the temperatures made sense, near the volcano was warmer far north was colder. It was a really nice touch
The story of Snarf is truly a delicacy
You missed a fun ending "and we'll throw it right back". Or throwing it back to Tom
Don't worry the barbarian is gonna kill the wizard with 1d4 feeling dumb damage sometime soon.
The just-barely-uncomfortable pause before he launched into the weather was perfection
0:23 literally just had this happen in my most recent session lol, except worse, the wizard cast fireball in a forest, next to a cart of extremely flammable substances, for example, alcohol, flower, oil and triggered an explosion because all of these things were contained, craziest session ive ever dm’d
For the fireball ! Or the fireshower , whatever !
“A forest fire in the middle of winter”
Welcome to California.
Welcome to Australia.
Love the use of Inkarnate. Best map maker ever.
Very nice idea for a format. I believe this one is both funny and has a good potential longevity. Keep it up buddy
Why am I finding the fact that the temperature in the forest keeps climbing so funny?