"Well... here I am. In the darkness again." "Hey there, Dracula." *"SHUT THE FUCK UP, WEREWOLF. I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU."* God, those lines are still golden.
I still quote the "*spits tea*" and Hydro Storm spam when applicable. This also has the best version of the "What is a Man?" Speech tbh. Also very quotable. I loved this video as a kid, and I still love it. It's classic RUclips, and a good video at that.
Today marks the _10-year anniversary_ of this video's existence upon this platform. Pop some champagne, everyone; and witness this classic, immortalized.
I can't even count how many times I've ended up using the "Just like all those Axe Armors" in my videos to describe enemies that were once bosses but became "normal ass enemies"
This is really one of the earliest videos I recall watching on RUclips and one I constantly find myself quoting. It’s true comedy gold, and the epitome of classic YT.
10 years. This is the first time I've ever seen this video. My GOD. I missed this gem for 10 years . My life is slightly better now. I think. I don't know. Elliott brought me here. Thank you, Elliott!😎
+Evil Ryu It's somehow several more seconds out of sync for me right now than when I watched it earlier tonight... and the Hydro Storm callouts are way lower in volume than I remember from years ago.
Boy... what a come back... a great parody of the intro.... and how you had Dracula lampshade every part of that fight. "What is a man? A mister little pile of BULLSHIT!"
I just noticed that myself. In all the years I've had this vid in my favorites, I never heard that last part of Dracula speaking back to werewolf in the end.
izix1560 it wasn't there for me either...it was infinitely funnier without the reply, the classic abrupt kajet style ending where Dracula flips his shot off screen
Lines from this I STILL use in my daily life: "Fucking useless ass X" "What in the hell is this animal bullshit?" "HYDRO STORM" "O-OH I GET IT OH I GET IT! OH" "(sarcastic) Ahh, this cannot be!, ahhhh....fucking ass"
hahaha i think the marker for when this started to be funny for me was at the pot-roast stuffing part where he hides the roast XD great job dude, i was cracking up during the fight too, especially since ive always wondered what itd be like to be the boss when the player is being cheap =D
Ahh, the reason I made a RUclips account! I got tired of searching for it each time and just said "fuck it, I'ma fav it." XD I still think "fucking USELESS-ASS WEREWOLF" whenever something goes wrong, lol. Also: "Goddamnit! Goddamnit! G-g-goddamnit! GODDAMNIT! Succubus, GODDAMNIIIIT!"
Is it bad that I actually do spam Hydro storm and now every time I'll do it, I'll think of this and feel bad for Drac' because it must be so annoying? XD
"Really Belmont, you're really gonna be a cheap-ass?"
I love this video.
Thank you for bringing me here.😆
You brought me here. Thank you.
@@borderlinewalkin8751 At 1:47 What is that please?
Hey its Johnny!!!!
Here from your SGB 2018 SOTN video. Good times.
R.I.P. Werewolf: He just lost his boss status, he's now a Normal-Ass Enemy. Just like all those Axe Armors.
FUCKING USELESS-ASS WEREWOLF!!! XD
+Accel Rider X I Paid That bitch so much money to take down Belmont
"Well... here I am. In the darkness again."
"Hey there, Dracula."
*"SHUT THE FUCK UP, WEREWOLF. I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU."*
God, those lines are still golden.
God I remember seeing this when I was a kid and thinking it was the funniest video in the world
Isn't it though???
I still quote the "*spits tea*" and Hydro Storm spam when applicable. This also has the best version of the "What is a Man?" Speech tbh. Also very quotable.
I loved this video as a kid, and I still love it. It's classic RUclips, and a good video at that.
@@Sketcho20 A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF BULLLL SHIT
THAT'S WHAT IT IS
"Was"? Preposterous.
It still is!
Its been 12 years and my partner and I regularly recite lines from this every other week or so. Thank you for the years of laughs and good times.
Moral of the story: Don't own an evil castle. A Belmont will promptly show up to Hydro Storm you to death.
Two decades later and my wife and I still go "USELESS-ASS WEREWOLF"
This is canon.
There is no other acceptable explanation for how pot roasts and money get inside the lighting of Dracula's castle.
Most Pot Roasts are found inside the wall though.
"That's it...he just lost his boss status.
He's now a NORMAL ASS ENEMY!"
That was funny as hell! XD
"Fucking USELESS-ASS Werewolf!"
Me and my friends STILL say this when somebody completely screws something up.
Today marks the _10-year anniversary_ of this video's existence upon this platform.
Pop some champagne, everyone; and witness this classic, immortalized.
"Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him do- oh wait no no, Belmont's got me in a headlock..."
LMFAO
"Don't worry Dracula, i'll ge-Oh, no, no, Belmont's got me in a headlock"
Crazy seeing classic gems like this which have been on the platform forever have < 500k views. This is like a foundational YT video to me
"A beautiful night for me to go out for pleasure." How could I have watched this video so many times and missed that game over screen reference?
Oh crap. I did, too.
Oh wow, I feel silly.
Andrew Turner I missed it because I thought he said something slightly different. "A BITCHUVA night for me to go out for pleasure!"
@VengeanceistheLord's At 1:00 "A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE?"
-Count dracula.
And now they're all in Smash Bros.
I can't even count how many times I've ended up using the "Just like all those Axe Armors" in my videos to describe enemies that were once bosses but became "normal ass enemies"
My god, has it really been 12 years?? It feels like yesterday when I was a kid laughing nonstop at this video till my sides hurt 😂💕
The Super Gaming Brothers brought me here
same
Same lol
same
same
Ditto.
Not going to lie, really like this version of Dracula. He knows he is up against bullshit and just doesn't tolerate it, but has to because status quo.
Worth every minute of the wait. "A miserable little pile of BULL SHIT" is going to have me in stitches for the next week.
Love the accapella of dance of illusions. Damn that's good
"Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him dow- oh, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock.
Now he's usin' the holy weapon.
Now I'm dead."
"Death! Help me stuff this pot roast into these candles!"
"Help me stuff my money into my lanterns!"
Favorite parts.
"Here I am. In the darkness again."
"Hey there Dracula..."
Good gods I can't stop laughing.
Happy birthday video, you are now 15 and we can give you a big dress and huge party with dancers. Thank you for existing ✨
What's wrong, Belmont? I thought you had my pattern memorized by now! Hahahahaha!
"Oh boy Potroast!!! That so happens to be the feast which I have most delight in feasting upon."
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe Elliot actually did it
Glad Elliot found this my self lol
lmao, I just wanted to check and he did it
Did what?
@@zayaannashrid1374 At 1:02
A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE?!
AH,SHI- GOD DAMN! F**K!! PISS!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
Next season of Castlevania looking fire. The animation may have got some budget cuts, but the writing is on point. 😂
DAMMIT, BELMONT! HOW MANY HEARTS DO YOU HAVE!?
I can’t believe they’re making a Netflix series out of one of my favorite videos.
“And that’s how I easily defeated Count Dracula once and for all”
“THATS BULLSHIT!”
11 years later and it's still a classic!
All us SGB fans are here now...thanks Johnny and Elliot
WHY DO I FUCKING LIKE THIS SO MUCH.
I end up going to work and saying "GOOD MOOOOORNING DRACULA" to my co-workers. THERES A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE!?
"...hey there Dracula."
Shut the fuck up Werewolf, I don't wanna hear it from you!
He should remake this into an animated skit. I watch this at least once every year since i discovered it a decade ago
Netflix's Castlevania wishes it could be this
I just imagine Netflixvania's Death as Kajetokun's Dracula.
@@WadeWilsonKPop At 1:01
"A belmont in the castle?"
This is really one of the earliest videos I recall watching on RUclips and one I constantly find myself quoting. It’s true comedy gold, and the epitome of classic YT.
10 years.
This is the first time I've ever seen this video.
My GOD.
I missed this gem for 10 years .
My life is slightly better now. I think.
I don't know. Elliott brought me here.
Thank you, Elliott!😎
This is what the Internet was made for.
God....Kajetokun, how I've missed you
139 people have lost their boss status and are now normal enemies.
"Belmont keeps stealing all my Ca$h" T-SHIRTS NOW!!!
I have listened to this masterpiece so many times I almost have it memorized. I adore it.
I never get tired of this video. It always makes me laugh and brightens up my day. *spits tea*
I come back to this gem at least once a year and it never stops being funny.
Thanks SGB!
Over a decade later and I can still 100% recite this video from memory.
Nobody:
Death in _Castlevania_ Season 4 on Netflix:
One of my favourite things to say over the years has been to say "OH BOY. POT. ROAST." with excessive emphasis on the "T"s in the words.
This is still funny as hell in 2020🤣😂
I always type "BALLMONT" whenever I start a new Castlevania game.
This video is a years-long recurring meme between my friends and I
Since Castlevania came out on Netflix I had to introduce my girlfriend to what Castlevania was so I showed her this.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
~Cheap-ass BALLmont~
Defeat Dracula in the Bloodlines stage without getting hit by spamming Hydro Storm.
This is basically what happens when a speedrunner is playing Rondo of Blood.
I HAVE RETURNED,100 YEARS LATER TO REWATCH THIS VIDEO
BELMONT KEEPS STEALING ALL MY CASH! (ﾉಠ益ಠ）ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
This is almost certainly my favorite thing on the internet. Besides all the porn obviously.
Lol
You, sir, deserve money for this. I, however, am broke, so I can give you none. Go ask Belmont. He stole all of Draculas cash.
Dracula becomes self aware and tries to resist being a videogame character... but it's all in vain.
That's odd, I don't remember this being off synch when I first watched it.
naw you just know how off sync it is now xD
+Evil Ryu It's somehow several more seconds out of sync for me right now than when I watched it earlier tonight... and the Hydro Storm callouts are way lower in volume than I remember from years ago.
I just stumbled upon this video, and man these old RUclips parodies have a unique charm to them.
10 voices.
Boy... what a come back... a great parody of the intro.... and how you had Dracula lampshade every part of that fight. "What is a man? A mister little pile of BULLSHIT!"
i forgot about this video, still really funny
"Normal-ass" is still an adjective I use all the time thanks to this.
Wow. Watched the latest episode of SGB Play: SoTN. I was gonna use the link but this was already in my recommendations.
MOST EPIC FIGHT SCENE EVER.
and that was the best version of dance of illusions i've ever heard.
Did youtube uncut the final bit with werewolf cause I swear I never heard that before. The end used to be "hey there dracula"
I just noticed that myself. In all the years I've had this vid in my favorites, I never heard that last part of Dracula speaking back to werewolf in the end.
Nah, it's always been there
izix1560 it wasn't there for me either...it was infinitely funnier without the reply, the classic abrupt kajet style ending where Dracula flips his shot off screen
+Hank Chen Same. It was always in sync for me, too. I'd think the video was reuploaded if I didn't know better.
no.. its not a reupload, i think youtube uncut the end, cause it used to love doing that.
Back again. Legendary.
Oh wow, this was 10 years ago...
"Hydro...STORM!! Hydro...STORM!! Hydro...STORM!! ...AAAAHHH!! Hydro...STORM!! Hydro...STORM!!"
"Dammit, Belmont, how many hearts do you HAVE!?"
Sgb brought me here and I regret nothing.
SAME
Oh man this is still fucking hilarious years later :3
You sir, are a FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GREAT, all Castlevania fans should agree!
Lines from this I STILL use in my daily life:
"Fucking useless ass X"
"What in the hell is this animal bullshit?"
"HYDRO STORM"
"O-OH I GET IT OH I GET IT! OH"
"(sarcastic) Ahh, this cannot be!, ahhhh....fucking ass"
Not gonna lie
Dracula sounds like Pat from TBFP
Belmont I didn't even say the word tribute. :D
this video is a true TY-classic
THIS VIDEO IS STILL GOLD D:
"Quick! Help me hide all my money in the lanterns! Belmont's been stealing it all!"
I still love watching this video 😂
"Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"
"What? What the hell are you ta-- Belmont, I didn't even say the word 'tribute!'"
SGB!
Dammit Belmont, how many hearts do you HAVE?!
comedy gold if you have played "Castlevania SOTN"
XD
hahaha
i think the marker for when this started to be funny for me was at the pot-roast stuffing part where he hides the roast XD great job dude, i was cracking up during the fight too, especially since ive always wondered what itd be like to be the boss when the player is being cheap =D
Ahh, the reason I made a RUclips account! I got tired of searching for it each time and just said "fuck it, I'ma fav it." XD I still think "fucking USELESS-ASS WEREWOLF" whenever something goes wrong, lol. Also: "Goddamnit! Goddamnit! G-g-goddamnit! GODDAMNIT! Succubus, GODDAMNIIIIT!"
...hey there, Dracula.
This video was the greatest meme between my best friend and I for so many years. I'm so glad this is still on YT!
SGB thank you!
Its not my fault. Funimation restricted my videos.
Is it bad that I actually do spam Hydro storm and now every time I'll do it, I'll think of this and feel bad for Drac' because it must be so annoying? XD
"I can't even touch him... I can't even touch him..."
Sounds so frustrated ;-;
META KNIGHT
Elliot, what the hell was that?
I like how you did pretty much every single sound in this video (dialogue*, music, sound effects, etc.)
*Dialogue was EPIC
#TheSGB sent me hear anyone else? PS Eliot the f*** did I just watch
This is still one of my favorite videos on the internet ever.
Belmont, stop it! That's getting annoying!
This needs to be remade and resynced please. It's a gift to mankind.