Gordon makes Lobster and Aioli with Jeremy Clarkson - The F Word

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
  • Gordon Ramsay shows Jeremy Clarkson how to make aioli to go with lobster. .
    #TheFWord #GordonRamsay #Food #Cooking .

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @giveitarub7215
    @giveitarub7215 8 лет назад +6078

    "And did you want the egg separated from the shell as well?"
    Classic Clarkson

    • @jrsharker23
      @jrsharker23 5 лет назад +179

      I was waiting for Gordon to yell "CLARKSOOOOOOOON!"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +7

      Haha

    • @meshuge
      @meshuge 4 года назад +16

      "And on that bombshell, it's time to end"

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 4 года назад +7

      I was hoping to beat the egg with a hammer

    • @BrightSpark
      @BrightSpark 4 года назад

      "I NEVER TOOK THAT OUT!"

  • @ivanvonmayer1
    @ivanvonmayer1 4 года назад +4154

    The look on Jeremy’s face when he realised he’d been eating shit for years 😂

    • @GranTruismo4head
      @GranTruismo4head 4 года назад +13

      Game Things he’s full of shit

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +9

      😆

    • @dan-5678
      @dan-5678 3 года назад +76

      And of course Gordon Ramsay's reaction I guess you could call a... Shit eating grin

    • @kavinsp
      @kavinsp 3 года назад +40

      Sometimes his genius doesn't work

    • @titusmccarthy
      @titusmccarthy 2 года назад

      He's full of shit and a known fascist.

  • @ericcartman8694
    @ericcartman8694 4 года назад +9225

    Probably the first time Gordon hasn’t dominated the room.

    • @rynierlock8091
      @rynierlock8091 4 года назад +29

      🤣true

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus 4 года назад +337

      I mean Gordon Ramsay is already quite tall, so Jeremy must be a giant.

    • @youwot2430
      @youwot2430 4 года назад +88

      @Nick clarkson is 6 foot 5 i believe

    • @Netcode-
      @Netcode- 4 года назад +198

      @@youwot2430 my stepdad who is barely 5ft 5 (bless him lmao) met Clarkson in a pub down in London a few years ago. He said to me that Clarkson's belt on his jeans was practically head level to my stepdads face lmfao.

    • @happyface96
      @happyface96 3 года назад +58

      Clarkson is 196cm, taller than Van Dijk. Ramsay is 188cm which is taller thsn Ronaldo.

  • @centrix2274
    @centrix2274 4 года назад +6529

    ''This instantly kills them''
    *proceeds to cut lobsters head in half*

    • @invictuscrown4026
      @invictuscrown4026 4 года назад +156

      That scared me

    • @skoll_2024
      @skoll_2024 4 года назад +52

      It’ll do it.

    • @muazqamar
      @muazqamar 4 года назад +175

      Hence the instant death

    • @alghoulaj7172
      @alghoulaj7172 4 года назад +602

      More humane than throwing it into the boiling water. Much less agonizing. Killing any animal should be either for self-defense, or for food. And the humane way to kill is as fast and as painless as possible. I mean, cruelty toward animals is... Just distasteful.

    • @alghoulaj7172
      @alghoulaj7172 4 года назад +101

      @@invictuscrown4026 You shouldn't be. It beats boiling it alive any time. Gordon kill it the right way : Humanely.

  • @benjimanfranco463
    @benjimanfranco463 7 лет назад +19180

    I feel like Jeremy is the one person Gordon is scared of 😂

    • @JKA-vj9mh
      @JKA-vj9mh 6 лет назад +156

      Benjiman Franco lol

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 6 лет назад +1188

      And vice versa.

    • @noyam9232
      @noyam9232 6 лет назад +77

      Lol that was I was thinking 😂

    • @gongzejeffreyzhao4454
      @gongzejeffreyzhao4454 6 лет назад +42

      There you go, 666 likes now. lol

    • @miroso6625
      @miroso6625 6 лет назад +865

      it's not fear, that's called respect my friend. Master of entertainment, Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @BillyBob-vk8du
    @BillyBob-vk8du 7 лет назад +5756

    "Rooney?"
    "...We don't have a chicken that stupid."
    Classic Hilarious Line.

    • @TheGingerPaint
      @TheGingerPaint 7 лет назад +16

      Billy Bob I know right, best moment of the vid

    • @gameking4984
      @gameking4984 5 лет назад +7

      Billy Bob
      Classic clarkson

    • @xvenomxreap3rx
      @xvenomxreap3rx 5 лет назад +20

      I was drinking my cola when he said that.. I had it come back out through my nose 😂

    • @mattsmith87
      @mattsmith87 5 лет назад +20

      Except that as a footballer, Rooney was world class and as a journalist Clarkeson is the equivalent of Sunday Pub League.

    • @RevJamesCostello
      @RevJamesCostello 5 лет назад +18

      I know it’s popular to mock Rooney as dim, but I always found he comes across as quite intelligent.

  • @mickeymanson5681
    @mickeymanson5681 3 года назад +5558

    Gordon kills the lobster:
    Jeremy: Oh No!
    Anyway...

    • @carter2007
      @carter2007 3 года назад +90

      So does that mean he’s not coming on then?

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 3 года назад +57

      @@carter2007 well James, he got a knife through his head and then got tossed into hot boiling water to slowly cook alive. So it's no, he's not coming on.

    • @ryanmccaffery9027
      @ryanmccaffery9027 3 года назад +27

      The Dacia Sandero is back...

    • @BManYT22
      @BManYT22 3 года назад +8

      @@ryanmccaffery9027 GREAT
      Now I found a puddle

    • @ryanmccaffery9027
      @ryanmccaffery9027 3 года назад +2

      @@BManYT22 I've got a new picture!! Great, moving on

  • @TheInsideVision
    @TheInsideVision 3 года назад +527

    “I am full of shit”
    -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @cullermann2
      @cullermann2 3 года назад +3

      And not surprising at all

    • @Simone-Bucn
      @Simone-Bucn 6 месяцев назад

      Most (ie: ONLY) accurate thing he's ever said.

  • @termitorules
    @termitorules 9 лет назад +9927

    why the hell does these two not have a cooking show on tv... i mean dammit it would be funny as hell

    • @T0BBi94
      @T0BBi94 9 лет назад +727

      I bet Jeremy whould be screaming "Thats stuupiid!" and turn up all the stoves yelling "Poooower!"

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 9 лет назад +141

      T0BBi94 I'd pay to watch that XD

    • @andaisofly
      @andaisofly 9 лет назад +49

      termitorules now that he's off top gear they should totally do it! i'd watch. my two favorite people in the world in one show

    • @heywatchme101
      @heywatchme101 9 лет назад +29

      termitorules now that Clarkson is fired why not
      Gordon can hire him as a chef

    • @somebody5332
      @somebody5332 9 лет назад +4

      AxeFire They're gonna get a new show within a few weeks according to Clarkson

  • @Rocket-qg5jw
    @Rocket-qg5jw 5 лет назад +1727

    Jeremy is the only person who can mock Gordon Ramsay and make him laugh about it 😂

    • @schlobster3929
      @schlobster3929 3 года назад +13

      *Ricky Gervais

    • @arjenh7214
      @arjenh7214 3 года назад +43

      "You disappoint me, Ramsay" - James May

    • @amberanime
      @amberanime 2 года назад +19

      @@arjenh7214 There is just something about the top gear crew that would allow them to get away with shit you would not let others get away with.

    • @MexxProtect
      @MexxProtect Год назад +3

      Marco pierre white on the other hand is the only one to mock Gordon and make him cry

    • @foodreviewswithfinners
      @foodreviewswithfinners Год назад +5

      @@MexxProtecthe didnt make gordon cry , it was gordons choice to cry

  • @zeroelevens4957
    @zeroelevens4957 4 года назад +643

    I love the contrast between Gordon with kids and Gordon with adults

    • @bottleofshime
      @bottleofshime 4 года назад +2

      You should see the shows.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, goes to show that Gordon's actually a pretty nice guy at heart

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer Год назад +3

      Gordon is usually great with adults as well. Look at how he interacts with restaurant staff in Kitchen Nightmares and the chefs in Hell's Kitchen outside of dinner service. He's a great guy. He's just very intense during service because he cares about customers and standards. It's his reputation on the line, after all.

    • @EvLSpectre
      @EvLSpectre Год назад +1

      ​@@RenegadeShepTheSpacerYepp. It's just the American editing. On his guest appearances he's always been very helpful and trying to guide but not always directly telling what the cooks and chefs in training and early career to do.

    • @turtlboi2217
      @turtlboi2217 Год назад

      Hes only really “mean” in kitchen nightmares and hells kitchen when he gets into screaming matches and/or dishes out some epic roasts but usually the person in question did something to deserve getting yelled at

  • @el.big_conq4642
    @el.big_conq4642 4 года назад +1816

    “Avengers Endgame Is the most ambitious crossover yet” Gordon and Jeremy: Are we a joke to you?

    • @schizoidvalentine
      @schizoidvalentine 4 года назад +12

      Your mom and me is the ambitious crossover ever

    • @Whaterman1
      @Whaterman1 3 года назад

      @@schizoidvalentine oWneD

    • @_su0p
      @_su0p 3 года назад +4

      @@schizoidvalentine say that to your new sister

    • @abrahamwashington1
      @abrahamwashington1 3 года назад +1

      Oddly enough I do think this "superhero movie" dominance is about to end.i think pretty soon almost everyone is just going to be over them personally

    • @itadapeeza8559
      @itadapeeza8559 3 года назад +1

      @@abrahamwashington1 hopefully

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 8 лет назад +3315

    "This instantly kills them."
    Uhhhhh...yeah, it looks like it would.

    • @Jaeger460
      @Jaeger460 8 лет назад +280

      Fuck if it didn't I'd be more concerned

    • @pookz3067
      @pookz3067 8 лет назад +76

      It actually doesn't. Lobsters don't have a centralized brain like humans; rather they operate on several decentralized nerve bundles. It is very easy to not completely kill them by stabbing them in the head.

    • @Hopesedge
      @Hopesedge 8 лет назад +43

      Even still assuming their consciousness is similar to a humans they wouldn't feel anything after having their brain ripped in two.

    • @theemeraldhour
      @theemeraldhour 8 лет назад +73

      Literally the entire point that Grthendick was making is that you AREN'T ripping their brain in two by doing that, because their brain is not located there. It is located in various places along its back and very capable of feeling still.

    • @itsblitz7556
      @itsblitz7556 8 лет назад +41

      Emerald Druid actually fish crabs and lobsters can't feel pain there have been many study's that have proven that they don't have the nerves in there body to feel pain

  • @nonstopgarbage997
    @nonstopgarbage997 9 лет назад +5957

    A minute of silence to all those that have eaten the shit sac. Me included. RIP.

    • @titusmccarthy
      @titusmccarthy 9 лет назад +51

      Jeremy Clarkson *IS* a shit sac.

    • @Lacanzonedelpadre
      @Lacanzonedelpadre 9 лет назад +296

      Titus McCarthy because you are a vegetarian, or an environ-mental, or even french.

    • @Lacanzonedelpadre
      @Lacanzonedelpadre 9 лет назад +144

      Titus McCarthy racism is something different, is not some gag in a tv show. Clarkson mocked those who are politically correct beyond the common sense. That's it.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 9 лет назад +162

      Titus McCarthy Ah so you simply have an inferiority complex

    • @blackie75
      @blackie75 9 лет назад +3

      Titus McCarthy agreed

  • @frankh2811
    @frankh2811 4 года назад +499

    “Running it under cold water is the worst thing you can do to a lobster”. Getting stabbed in the head is no walk in the park.

  • @jmp_fr
    @jmp_fr 4 года назад +659

    *I've never take that oUUUUUUUT*
    That, that, unfortunately-
    *I'VE eATEN tHAT*

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +1

      OUCH

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 года назад +38

      *I’VE EATEN THAT so many* tiiimes

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 2 года назад

      I haven't even tried lobster nor crab

    • @erty2389
      @erty2389 2 года назад

      @@ImAgentK poor guy

  • @voltwrecker4596
    @voltwrecker4596 7 лет назад +307

    "And do you want it separated from the shell as well?"
    I swear if these two had a cooking show together it would make millions.

  • @nou2093
    @nou2093 8 лет назад +4237

    I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT! I've EATEN THAT so many times...

  • @simplic8939
    @simplic8939 4 года назад +807

    Why does it feel like mr. Ramsay over here is tense and stressed around Jeremy?

    • @fouzaialaa7962
      @fouzaialaa7962 4 года назад +75

      Jeremy is the only guy that scares Gorden !!

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 года назад +15

      He isnt lmao

    • @Shyniex339
      @Shyniex339 4 года назад +39

      fouzai alaa its called respect.

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 4 года назад +10

      You should see him around Ricky Gervais

    • @trevorphilips2947
      @trevorphilips2947 3 года назад +1

      Dude just chop Jeremy neck if he wants to. He is a black belt for karate.

  • @TomatrontheOne
    @TomatrontheOne 5 лет назад +781

    Marvel-Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history.
    F Word-hold my beer.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +2

      Ha

    • @kursk_kuku141
      @kursk_kuku141 4 года назад +3

      Lol! Five star chef and famous car enthusiasts/driver? YES!

  • @kai_unix
    @kai_unix 7 лет назад +480

    the fact that jeremy clarkson exists, makes me happy.

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 года назад +5

      He's a tyrannosaurus rex with hand and some how learn to drive a car what's not to love

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 года назад +1

      Either that or someone shaved a grizzly bear.

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 3 года назад +3

      @JackTalyorD I thought he was an orangutan?

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 3 года назад +2

      @@MikhaelAhava orangutan have more sense then that.
      I would probably go with baboon.

  • @garryoak
    @garryoak 7 лет назад +2330

    I used to fish lobster but I only got to lvl 89 cooking and quit.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 7 лет назад +14

      lmfao

    • @Castdeath
      @Castdeath 7 лет назад +17

      GARRY OAK fire pls

    • @tomridesbmx123
      @tomridesbmx123 7 лет назад +119

      GARRY OAK This is the last place I expected to find a runescape meme, we salute you sir

    • @Justinlifts365
      @Justinlifts365 7 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 7 лет назад +16

      GARRY OAK r/unexpectedrunescape

  • @spongebabe27
    @spongebabe27 Год назад +5

    Jeremy has definitely been rinsing his lobsters under the tap

  • @SphireUK
    @SphireUK 4 года назад +44

    0:13 I like the way he explains he’s going to cook the lobster to his family like he’s expecting a “yes chef!” response 😂

  • @MrTerrytheturtle
    @MrTerrytheturtle 6 лет назад +428

    Started dying when clarkson said “ ive never taken that out, I’ve eaten that soooooo many times” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DanDownunda8888
      @DanDownunda8888 2 года назад +1

      You have a creature that you've just killed and removed the lower 2/3 rds and have rinsed off the guts and internal organs and then you find that you have a small, elongated sac running along the rest of the creature to its tail that contains some 'mysterious' dark substance.
      For fuck's sake, what else is it going to be Jeremy?!?! I worked that out for myself when I was about 5 years old, peeling a bucket of prawns at the beach. Of course, if you've had a few beers first you don't really mind. :)

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @Vel_Plays_2.0
      @Vel_Plays_2.0 7 месяцев назад

      Ok

  • @TheMostFreshM3M3
    @TheMostFreshM3M3 8 лет назад +389

    "Do you want it separated from the shell as well?"

  • @camarocharger8180
    @camarocharger8180 4 года назад +823

    RUclips recommendations be like
    2010 ❌
    2011 ❌
    2012 ❌
    2013 ❌
    2014 ❌
    2015 ❌
    2016 ❌
    2017 ❌
    2018 ❌
    2019 ❌
    2020 : Yes now is the perfect time to pop this video into their feed.

    • @danboah2501
      @danboah2501 4 года назад +5

      Been popping in for years

    • @ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328
      @ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328 4 года назад +7

      And someone asked? Interesting.

    • @jiazhiwu
      @jiazhiwu 4 года назад +11

      Very original dickhead

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 года назад +2

      I know why have I never seen this.
      That is a single greatest 3 minutes of my life.
      I would say my first head jobs was that awesome but it only lasted 60seconds and I got cum up my noises

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 4 года назад

      It keeps popping every year. What do you mean?

  • @SanderVanierschot
    @SanderVanierschot 4 года назад +161

    Jeremy was thinking: How can I start drinking beer now and don't get arguments about drinking early! Hmmm let's get a big spoon with the other yellow stuff!".
    Brilliant.

    • @golffleur8355
      @golffleur8355 3 года назад +4

      sometimes my genius is quite frightening

  • @DeinosDinos
    @DeinosDinos 10 лет назад +652

    Two of Britain's most wrinkled human beings in one video. Fabulous.

    • @max16
      @max16 10 лет назад +27

      *****
      and cooked food on the engine block while doing it.

    • @user-cs5jl5ez6j
      @user-cs5jl5ez6j 6 лет назад +2

      Maurice K the queen

  • @aleksandra4702
    @aleksandra4702 7 лет назад +562

    1:25 its weird that the gordon we all know and love (the scary yelling one) can look so innocent with a huge smile

    • @fishingislife3818
      @fishingislife3818 7 лет назад +3

      he sound evil lol

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept 7 лет назад +43

      He only gets to yelling when people are screwing up all over the place, but then again, wouldn't you? I know I would

    • @TheUnstableThinker
      @TheUnstableThinker 7 лет назад +6

      He's mainly like that for his American audience, since that's what they want from a TV Chef.

    • @vlogzzierandomer
      @vlogzzierandomer 5 лет назад

      Never even swore

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад

      Yep

  • @DIGVIJAY1010
    @DIGVIJAY1010 3 года назад +41

    kills lobster
    1 minute later
    "the worst thing you could to a lobster is run it under a tap"

  • @kenta326
    @kenta326 5 лет назад +215

    clarkson : *put gasoline instead of olive oil

  • @spongebobsquarepants5253
    @spongebobsquarepants5253 7 лет назад +322

    Two of my favorite people ever in one video

    • @zhbroder
      @zhbroder 6 лет назад +5

      huge praise from spongebob

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +3

      YOO

  • @Sullendust
    @Sullendust 9 лет назад +269

    I'VE NEVER TAKEN DAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT

    • @MooshieGaming
      @MooshieGaming 6 лет назад

      Sullendust
      I’ve eaten it... it doesn’t really gross me out cause its mainly just digested algae.

  • @larkalfen9510
    @larkalfen9510 5 лет назад +49

    The legends of tottaly different shows together
    We ascended to higher levels of evolution

  • @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
    @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper 4 года назад +24

    1:37 Classic Clarkson solution. Taste something too strong? Wash it up with a beer!

  • @happyboy2518
    @happyboy2518 9 лет назад +510

    "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't fucking cook it!"
    - Gordon Ramsay

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 8 лет назад +15

      +Ditoswaq〃 "Because it's RAAAAAAWWWW!!!!"

    • @Lee2k4
      @Lee2k4 8 лет назад +1

      +crashpal where's the lamb sauce!

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 8 лет назад +3

      Phil Williams "It is ROTTENNN you donkey"

    • @rohanchaturvedi7160
      @rohanchaturvedi7160 8 лет назад +2

      +crashpal "STOP! All of you! Come here!!"

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 8 лет назад +1

      Rohan Chaturvedi taste it!! taste it!!! taste it!!! Touch that!!! What is that?!? What is that?!?

  • @sirpngwnz111
    @sirpngwnz111 6 лет назад +86

    Jesus. Gordon's laugh is the most kind, genuinely good-hearted laugh ever.

  • @joshkeene8457
    @joshkeene8457 3 года назад +27

    “I’ve eaaaten THAT sooo many tiiiiiimes”

  • @josephstalin7654
    @josephstalin7654 3 года назад +10

    This is probably the first time that gordon laughed and smiled so much in a video

  • @dessey8086
    @dessey8086 8 лет назад +79

    Seeing these two British TV hot heads act civil around each other is strange but satisfying

  • @TheIrishEnigma
    @TheIrishEnigma 10 лет назад +57

    They seriously need to bring back The F Word, it's seriously one of the best food related programs ever made.

  • @sagew7377
    @sagew7377 5 лет назад +15

    Absolutely my favorite British duo. They need their own show!

    • @danrobsilva
      @danrobsilva 5 лет назад +1

      They should do their own version of Oz and James drink to Britain.

  • @alangaming2003
    @alangaming2003 3 года назад +8

    1:58 I NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT I’VE EATEN THAT so many times

  • @thatguydexter620
    @thatguydexter620 7 лет назад +143

    GORDON : "You have a chicken named rooney too?"
    Jeremy : "We don't have a chicken that stupid"

  • @PoweredByFlow
    @PoweredByFlow 9 лет назад +224

    Gordon Ramsay laughing? I bet his cheeks hurted really bad after this.

    • @markarias8735
      @markarias8735 9 лет назад +24

      PoweredByFlow i get your joke. it's quite sad people think ramsay has a bad temper actually he's a pretty cool guy

    • @PoweredByFlow
      @PoweredByFlow 9 лет назад +2

      Mark Arias Well, thats how we see him on TV all the time, so i guess there is a reason for that.

    • @markarias8735
      @markarias8735 9 лет назад

      PoweredByFlow
      audience?

    • @lukebomber
      @lukebomber 7 лет назад +3

      well in kitchen nightmares he is down to earth and kind to those who are victims of the tragedy and he is telling the truth but he doesnt want ANYONE telling him he's wrong (because mainly he never is )
      In hells kitchen they are competting to be the best chef, but its still his standards! He says himself the best way is pushing them to the limits. He is giving away such a huge price he has to give it to someone that deserves it.

  • @murderouscinnamonrolln5349
    @murderouscinnamonrolln5349 3 года назад +5

    One of the rarest moments where we see Gordon not angry the slightest bit, moreover happy which is *SO wholesome*

  • @BryceConn442
    @BryceConn442 3 года назад +14

    I've never seen Gordan smile so much.. I feel like my life is complete

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 года назад

      Spell his name correctly

  • @CrImSoN1708
    @CrImSoN1708 8 лет назад +652

    "We don't have a chicken that stupid - & would you like them (the eggs) separated from the shell as well?" Holy laugh attack batman

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 8 лет назад +13

      that and "well if you want to waste time stabbing it in the head you go right ahead."

    • @222MovieMan
      @222MovieMan 7 лет назад +4

      CrImSoN1708 I laughed when they filmed the yolk and the shells together and he was like "Separate them?"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад

      Lel

  • @samakechijowo
    @samakechijowo 10 лет назад +48

    Clarkson : "I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT!! I'VE EATEN THAT SO MANY TIMES!"
    I hurt my stomach laughing...

  • @jludwig5374
    @jludwig5374 3 года назад +7

    I would pay to watch an entire series/movie with just these two doing life together.

  • @LochMorar
    @LochMorar 5 лет назад +29

    I've just added "cat's arsehole" to my vocabulary.

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 8 лет назад +724

    I know Clarkson was hired back but if he had been out of a job, I know what to do: the Gordon and Jeremy cooking show!! Ramsay screaming the F-word while Jezza keeps trying to do everything his way and to hell with what Ramsay says! It would attract a lot of viewers. I'd get up a 1 am to watch these two fighting in a restaurant!!

    • @joelyboyblue
      @joelyboyblue 8 лет назад +3

      Brilliant

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 8 лет назад +34

      +largol33t1
      Redline Cooking.
      Jeremy tries to beat lap times while Gordon tries to cook in the car.

    • @thomasgladwell435
      @thomasgladwell435 8 лет назад +8

      +largol33t1 why has no one else thought of this??????? THIS IS A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE BBC

    • @artemnoelgames
      @artemnoelgames 8 лет назад +1

      I go to sleep at 2:30 am XD

    • @DEC19775
      @DEC19775 8 лет назад +1

      Who is Jeremy Clarkson working for now?

  • @Bunny-zg4hd
    @Bunny-zg4hd 8 лет назад +1768

    Is it bad I kept replaying Gordon stabbing a lobster?

  • @Shorty15c4007
    @Shorty15c4007 3 года назад +11

    2:37 Lmao the way Jeremy says "No" tells me he was expecting something more extravagant when inviting a world class chef to his house. Oh...Lobster and Potatoes....xD

  • @AndorRadnai
    @AndorRadnai 3 года назад +8

    This episode of Clarkson‘s farm looks epic!

  • @HS0Rare
    @HS0Rare 8 лет назад +2352

    Im so glad he killed it before boiling it. I've seen so many chefs just boil it alive.

    • @leviathanjtv3830
      @leviathanjtv3830 8 лет назад +151

      Boiling it kills it so...

    • @johnricherd
      @johnricherd 8 лет назад +437

      +Leviathan JTV being boiled is painful so..........

    • @0moroccan4alld4y0
      @0moroccan4alld4y0 8 лет назад +195

      +William Lu i'd rather ride a pink unicorn to heaven and eat toffee apples all day.

    • @leviathanjtv3830
      @leviathanjtv3830 8 лет назад +52

      +johnricherd
      Being stabbed isn't painful?

    • @xmagma9908
      @xmagma9908 8 лет назад +235

      +Leviathan JTV if you stab a lobster they instantly die

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 10 лет назад +740

    Now i'm wondering how much lobster shit i've eaten in my life

    • @SuperMichgirl
      @SuperMichgirl 10 лет назад

      Haha you made me laugh!

    • @SuperMichgirl
      @SuperMichgirl 10 лет назад

      Btw nice profile pic is it yours?

    • @bakerXderek
      @bakerXderek 10 лет назад +9

      Michaëla Berding Yes, I have hundreds of videos riding it lol

    • @SuperMichgirl
      @SuperMichgirl 10 лет назад

      bakerXderek Cool i'll check them out if you like

    • @belugawhale6539
      @belugawhale6539 10 лет назад +34

      lobster shit and prawn shit....i've eaten shit loads

  • @ClownsClips1
    @ClownsClips1 5 лет назад +16

    0:35 “that instantly kills them” as the lobster continues to move with a knife in its head

    • @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
      @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper 4 года назад +20

      Even if the creature itself is dead, it's nervous system can still be active in the seconds after it died. I've done a bit of fishing myself and even though one fish we caught had his head severed off it was still wriggling madly on the ground for a few moments.
      Been a year since you made this comment so you might already know this by now but hey, now you know if you didn't. lol.

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 3 года назад +1

      And related to what @PlazmaReaper said, putting salt on a freshly killed fish can make it wiggle about too.

    • @ClownsClips1
      @ClownsClips1 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure I was joking here but it was over a year ago so who knows

  • @DeltaCharlie-rf8yi
    @DeltaCharlie-rf8yi 3 года назад +19

    We need more Jeremy and Gordon content. Great duo

  • @DustinPlatt
    @DustinPlatt 8 лет назад +1959

    POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!

  • @rousseau327
    @rousseau327 9 лет назад +1154

    If you're a vegetarian and/or against killing animals...why the hell are you watching this video in the first place?

    • @Zacho789
      @Zacho789 9 лет назад +9

      They probably blurred out everything but aioli

    • @youtubasoarus
      @youtubasoarus 9 лет назад +130

      Because they're starving!

    • @kralkatorrik34
      @kralkatorrik34 9 лет назад +75

      Just like every single vegetarian i know - they just want to let people know they are vegetarian. I don't know any vegetarian who didn't tell me about his eating habits after more than 5 minutes after introducing. Then they just want to tell you that you are horrible person cos you kill animals. People are fucked up.

    • @Shinjor
      @Shinjor 9 лет назад +14

      same reason there's always a discussion about religion on scientific documentaries

    • @Cryptik1912
      @Cryptik1912 9 лет назад +11

      they want to bitch about something.

  • @chapseet
    @chapseet 2 года назад +1

    "Because they were named before Rooney and anyway we don't have a chicken that stupid..." that cracked me up like a bolt out of the blue....haven't laughed like that in a long time!!

  • @SINdrome_Covers
    @SINdrome_Covers 4 года назад +9

    “sometimes my genius is... it’s almost frightening”

  • @DarkZork9590
    @DarkZork9590 9 лет назад +451

    gordon ramsey looks so submissive when hes with clarkson

    • @zhbroder
      @zhbroder 6 лет назад +99

      i think it's more to do with them actually being friends and gordon sorta letting his guard down. also clarkson is a legend so gordon acts accordingly. gordon is almost always out of context and the man in charge. this is a good example of two men of that role getting along. great stuff.

    • @patrickm5217
      @patrickm5217 6 лет назад +5

      nah I think he has a crush on him /s

    • @falagarius
      @falagarius 6 лет назад +5

      Well they are in Clarkson's house, right?

    • @cocainelsdxtc
      @cocainelsdxtc 5 лет назад +6

      on the f word he's not submissive to celebrity's he was calling this guy a cheating focker it wasn't aggressive but he wasn't submissive

    • @frederickglass1583
      @frederickglass1583 5 лет назад +5

      Gordon is VERY laid back outside of Hell's Kitchen and his other shows....remember, he's a dad as well as a celebrity chef

  • @keatonsmith5669
    @keatonsmith5669 9 лет назад +61

    Did you find any dinner tonight?
    No, but here's a giant sea scorpion: will that do?

    • @MrVinny333
      @MrVinny333 9 лет назад +9

      Fuck, I know right? I find crustaceans absolutely disgusting... Crabs looks like giant sea ticks eewwwwww

    • @keatonsmith5669
      @keatonsmith5669 9 лет назад +10

      They're just big ocean bugs! I always say, Imagine if people just ate tarantulas or cockroaches. It's the same thing.

    • @keatonsmith5669
      @keatonsmith5669 9 лет назад +5

      But not all over the world. It's not a commodity down the street.

    • @keatonsmith5669
      @keatonsmith5669 9 лет назад +6

      Is lobster a subject? I could go buy a lobster, but as Jim Gaffigan said, I'm not in the mood for bug meat.

    • @bowlcut7214
      @bowlcut7214 9 лет назад

      Keaton Smith i ahte sea food, simply cuz it looks completly disgusting haha.. but then again, the visuals have kept me from even trying it. might be the greatest thing ever, visual opinion is just BS really, its a mental thing. its like having a good or a bad looking car, the shit still does its job you know

  • @Matt561
    @Matt561 2 года назад +2

    I always appreciate that Gordon taught to kill the lobster before boiling it

  • @spillz233
    @spillz233 5 лет назад +14

    Jeremy and Gordon could make for really good show

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 8 лет назад +704

    Yes because all of us use Saffron and Lobster for a nice and quick sunday lunch...

    • @Aisterix
      @Aisterix 8 лет назад +36

      Neither of those things are particularly hard to get...

    • @jonas_security_kolinski
      @jonas_security_kolinski 8 лет назад +20

      They're not even expensive anymore

    • @busterlykken8111
      @busterlykken8111 8 лет назад +12

      +Maël Wyssbrod yeah it is

    • @DibbzTheLoner
      @DibbzTheLoner 8 лет назад +73

      +Maël Wyssbrod Saffron is up to US$310 per ounce / US$550 per 50 grams.
      Not expensive my fucking arse.

    • @jonas_security_kolinski
      @jonas_security_kolinski 8 лет назад +40

      ***** WTF....Why would you need 50 fucking grams xD When you cook Risotto, as an example, you need 200mg of Safran...In my country(Switzerland), that costs about 2$. And you can buy a cheap Lobster, of not the best quality for about 35$. Sure, if you want handfished high-class Lobsters, they are almost 100$/Kg, but you can take every ingredient and take the expensive high-class version of it.

  • @BabaTym_
    @BabaTym_ 8 лет назад +298

    My favorite two English-Men!

    • @drorbazer7531
      @drorbazer7531 8 лет назад +34

      Gordon is actually Scottish

    • @BabaTym_
      @BabaTym_ 8 лет назад +8

      +Dror Bazer shh... I knew that... Didn't think anyone would notice

    • @Tyrone696
      @Tyrone696 8 лет назад +4

      +Dror Bazer Had to kill it didn't you -.-

    • @Rapturo_to_YESHUA
      @Rapturo_to_YESHUA 8 лет назад

      I noticed and I'm from the US. :P

    • @gunjeetsingh90
      @gunjeetsingh90 8 лет назад +2

      Gordon is scottish

  • @guyravenscroft8118
    @guyravenscroft8118 5 лет назад +2

    British television at its finest

  • @Inn0c3ntGuy
    @Inn0c3ntGuy 3 года назад +5

    "It is one of the great foods, this I think..."
    Also Jeremy:
    *C O N S U M E S S H I T S A C*

  • @duckman6403
    @duckman6403 6 лет назад +5

    1:42 i've never seen gordon's smile so proud like that!

  • @Vr4z1el
    @Vr4z1el 9 лет назад +381

    Huge respect to gordan ramsey for killing the lobster first before boiling it. That says a lot about him right there.

    • @SandraLovesSun
      @SandraLovesSun 5 лет назад +2

      It's how all pro chefs do it.

    • @panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469
      @panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469 5 лет назад +12

      Lobster hasn’t developed the nerves to feel pain

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад

      Amen

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад

      @@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469 probably

    • @sniper-fd5ug
      @sniper-fd5ug 5 лет назад

      Privacy Violated eh I have seen him many times just put it in there without killing it....and tbh it’s not a big deal either way

  • @thijmenvanbasselaere6030
    @thijmenvanbasselaere6030 6 лет назад +6

    Jeremy Clarckson is by far the most amazing Englishman

  • @matthewnewlands8867
    @matthewnewlands8867 3 года назад +10

    “Welcome to Bottom gear mates”

  • @goldenarmy1926
    @goldenarmy1926 8 лет назад +8

    Two of the best BBC people to watch doing something everyone loves!

  • @Sharingan6500ify
    @Sharingan6500ify 7 лет назад +3

    0:40 dude Jeremy is a total badass not giving a single shit
    but eats them xD

  • @tlongworth19
    @tlongworth19 5 лет назад +45

    Thanks for always being humane when cooking live, I know alot of people still consider any form of killing inhumane, but as chefs we try to learn to do it as quick and painless as possible

    • @realpoetics
      @realpoetics 7 месяцев назад

      lobsters dont have a central nervous system the way humans do

    • @BerthuZ6
      @BerthuZ6 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@realpoetics they still feel pain and it's been probed so many times, do more research

  • @sublimechimp
    @sublimechimp 2 года назад +3

    It’s so weird to see them both calm and not obliterating everything in their path. It’s like they neutralize each other’s power.

  • @KoolBreeze420
    @KoolBreeze420 8 лет назад +8

    It was a refreshing scene to see Gordon laugh and carry on like that.

  • @PlatypusGuitar
    @PlatypusGuitar 10 лет назад +76

    Dont eat the shit sack :P

    • @13Psycho13
      @13Psycho13 10 лет назад +34

      ''I've never taken that oooout!''

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 5 лет назад +6

    I was expecting jeremy shouting POWER when the blender came into worl

  • @ThePutaquemepariu1
    @ThePutaquemepariu1 5 лет назад

    Nice conversation, witty humor and slow paced with no bullshit soundtrack. I could watch this for days.

  • @courtneyclark1215
    @courtneyclark1215 8 лет назад +1372

    the worlds smallest violin to all the sad vegans/vegetarians out there.

    • @rubyinferno7578
      @rubyinferno7578 8 лет назад +21

      +Courtney Clark Don't know what you're talking about. I'm vegetarian and I'm perfectly happy :P

    • @courtneyclark1215
      @courtneyclark1215 8 лет назад +39

      Ruby Inferno
      Was more into reference the ones arguing on this video, but ok, I'm glad you're happy :).
      Have a great day

    • @rubyinferno7578
      @rubyinferno7578 8 лет назад +18

      Oh, haha.
      You too! =)

    • @courtneyclark1215
      @courtneyclark1215 8 лет назад +44

      TheSmilingSun
      Will do, maybe I'll eat yours too.

    • @eatyourduck3352
      @eatyourduck3352 8 лет назад +1

      Courtney Clark Hehe !!

  • @wqw888
    @wqw888 9 лет назад +84

    0:35 rip

    • @seninha12321
      @seninha12321 9 лет назад +1

      Teastrings no warning... guy just snaps the lobster's brain in half while it's still alive lmao

    • @wqw888
      @wqw888 9 лет назад +8

      Seninha rip lobster

    • @Stryke607
      @Stryke607 8 лет назад +15

      +Peter Boch yeah well as he stated: that's probably the fastest death a creature can have. definitely better than dying in boiling water as well.

    • @seninha12321
      @seninha12321 8 лет назад +1

      Stryke Yea but he didn`t warn us though lol

    • @Stryke607
      @Stryke607 8 лет назад +11

      Peter Boch what? do you expect him to hold a warning sign into the camera whenever he is about to kill your meal? :D
      Honestly, I like eating animals, but I think if you can't even watch them being killed, you should reconsider if you want to eat them that much.

  • @LivinLikeLarrry
    @LivinLikeLarrry 3 года назад +3

    "Do you want it separated from the shell aswell?" lmaoo

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas 4 года назад +2

    2:24 what a surprise

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 7 лет назад +5

    Clarkson's face at 1:31 "Oh God, that's not gone well...."

  • @Squadron007
    @Squadron007 8 лет назад +6

    1:52 The shit sack
    LOL he never remove that

  • @faisaladi4822
    @faisaladi4822 3 года назад +1

    gordon: it's fking raw!
    jeremy: oh no! anyway

    • @Will-vz3yf
      @Will-vz3yf 3 года назад

      That's a amazing 😂

  • @TheCarGod
    @TheCarGod 4 года назад +6

    "Did you want it separated from the shell as well?"
    Jeremy kills me sometimes.

  • @finalbossd
    @finalbossd 8 лет назад +58

    I'VE EATEN THAT! IT'S ROTTENNNN!

  • @DonNorway
    @DonNorway 9 лет назад +13

    You can really see that Ramsay enjoys talking about what he loves with other less knowlegdeable celebrities!

  • @bestshadow6585
    @bestshadow6585 Год назад +1

    I never would've expected to see these two in one room

  • @AdityaPatnaik69420
    @AdityaPatnaik69420 4 года назад +5

    Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary

  • @HIKARUAUSTIN
    @HIKARUAUSTIN 6 лет назад +16

    1:08 “and did you want it to separate from the shell aswelll?”

  • @LogD69
    @LogD69 7 лет назад +4

    0:37 given me goose bumps every time

  • @LouisRose-mj4sw
    @LouisRose-mj4sw 7 месяцев назад +1

    The Duo I didn't know I Needed.

  • @soduno596
    @soduno596 3 года назад +1

    You got your cat's as*hole on 😂😂 - I think that's the best Gordon Ramsay quote 😂