@@TheRealEaNasir You are a crook, a bad businessman! When you came, you said to me as follows : “I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots.” You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: “If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!” What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas. How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.
Trump after this dropped: We should've never traded with Ea-Nassir, it was the worst trade deal in history, his copper, and trust me, I know all about copper, probably more than anyone else, his copper is the worst quality copper I've ever seen, and I've seen some bad copper
@@soincelover7971 no aryans defeated them it was coalition of Babylon remnants or Elam hettites Egypt and others who rebelled ….. but there the Aryans ( now days Iran ) they did not exist in the old ages until Elam was massacred
@@soincelover7971 no aryans defeated them it was coalition of Babylon remnants or Elam hettites Egypt and others who rebelled ….. but there the Aryans ( now days Iran ) they did not exist in the old ages until Elam was massacred
@@jarlnils435 ruclips.net/video/8zwE6iRvspw/видео.html&pp=ygUkYSBtYW4gd2Fsa3MgaW50byBhIGJhciBzdW1lcmlhbiBtZW1l here is a brief explanation of the joke specifically made to Jarl Nils
Did you know Shulgi was probably the author of the Code of Ur-Nammu? Ur-Nammu was his father and iirc liberated his city from Gutian rule. He drowned and his Shulgi succeeded him.
Quick, inscribe everything he said on your stone tablets, he even said that we can upgrade our chariots to a stronger metal for only 3 pieces of silver.
The Xia Chinese ambassador has vetoed Sumer's proposals in the assembly. Khufu's Egypt and the Indus Kingdom ambassadors also followed the Xia's ambassasor's example.
"In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the First Galactic Empire. For safe and secure society."
When he said ishi ve bit gigidi 😢 I hyped so much for bronze age update. in the next update they will add UK 😮😮 There is a rumor that if you chose UK you can attack a place called Africa "never heard of it"😃 Tell me guys if you have any info 😅😅
There are many unfair situations in the world, like inequality, discrimination, and the fact that the Acadian empire doesn't have a seat in the UN but France does...
translation "my plan is to deliver all our goods including my top quality copper to the other countries for trading as you can see in the map so gather all your horse and your strength we're going to make our country better"
Ας μιλήσουμε για το βδέλυγμα που είναι οποιαδήποτε έκδοση των Windows πάνω από το 2000. Τώρα κάποιοι μπορεί να υποστηρίξουν ότι είναι πιο φιλική προς το χρήστη ή ότι έχει καλύτερη αισθητική, αλλά ας είμαστε αληθινοί εδώ: όλα είναι απλώς μια πρόσοψη για να κρύψουν το γεγονός ότι είναι ένα πλήρες και απόλυτο σκατά. Οι λεγόμενες βελτιώσεις που έχουν γίνει είναι ελάχιστες στην καλύτερη περίπτωση και χρησιμεύουν μόνο για να επιβραδύνουν ακόμη περισσότερο τον υπολογιστή σας. Είναι σαν να μην τους ενδιαφέρει καν η εμπειρία χρήστη. Windows XP; Περισσότερο σαν τα Windows eXtra Painful. Windows 7; Περισσότερο σαν τα Windows 7 Layers of Bullshit. Μην με κάνετε καν να ξεκινήσω στα Windows 8 ή 10. Τα παράθυρα πάνω από το 2000 είναι το ισοδύναμο του σκύλου σε ένα ραβδί. Είναι αργό, έχει λάθη και γενικά είναι εντελώς χάσιμο χρόνου. Και μην σκέφτεστε καν να προσπαθήσετε να προσαρμόσετε οτιδήποτε, γιατί αυτό είναι απλώς ένα όνειρο. Α, και καλή τύχη προσπαθώντας να χρησιμοποιήσετε οποιοδήποτε είδος λογισμικού ή προγράμματος χωρίς να συναντήσετε κάποιου είδους μήνυμα σφάλματος. Ειλικρινά, ο μόνος λόγος που οι άνθρωποι ασχολούνται ακόμη και με αυτές τις σκουπιδιάρικες εκδόσεις των Windows είναι επειδή φοβούνται πολύ να στραφούν σε κάτι καλύτερο. Αλλά επιτρέψτε μου να σας πω, υπάρχουν τόσες πολλές καλύτερες επιλογές εκεί έξω, και είναι όλες καλύτερες από οτιδήποτε άλλο πάνω από τα Windows 2000. Κάντε λοιπόν τη χάρη στον εαυτό σας και αφήστε αυτό το λειτουργικό σύστημα σκουπιδιών. Ο υπολογιστής σας (και η λογική σας) θα σας ευχαριστήσουν.
EA NASIR Part 5
ruclips.net/video/3cafTM4NQ7Q/видео.html
His proposal of increasing the volume of copper trading in the Middle East by 500% was well-received
As long as it's not Ea-nāṣir getting that government contract, we're all good
@@daddymememaster5432 Why? What did I do?
@@TheRealEaNasir You are a crook, a bad businessman! When you came, you said to me as follows : “I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots.” You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: “If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!”
What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.
How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.
@@TheRealEaNasir ain't no way, it's really you!
@@TheRealEaNasirYour copper is to good for those government betas.
i think the UN would benefit greatly if they put a vineboom sound effect whenever anyone steps up to the podium
ruclips.net/video/vDJv1prmf9A/видео.html 🍑
Although it's funny, how do they benefit from that?
@@quannguyen297 it would make them based
@@masterdeetectiv9520 I get it now 🤡
>George Bush
*boom*
>Saddam Hussein
*boom*
>Donald Trump
*BOOM*
Only gen a kids will remember
gen -a
Gen 𒋉
Gen a is literally the gen after gen z
gen Annunaki
Only gen iltam sumra kids will remember
when he said 𒀀 𒀁 𒀂 𒀃 𒀄 𒀅 𒀆 𒀇 𒀈 𒀉 𒀊 𒀋 𒀌 𒀍 𒀎 𒀏 𒀐 𒀑 𒀒 𒀓 𒀔 𒀕 𒀖 i felt it
Bro legit copied cuneiform from wiki and pasted it many times.
@@king_halcyon lmao 🤣 what He supposed to do learn it 💀💀💀
@@burnem2166 you can google write cuneiform and its easy.
Is cuneiform actually a Unicode script? Like the internet and modern computers can understand it?
@@gregorymalchuk272 yeah. if you don't just see empty boxes then your device can encode it
Trump after this dropped: We should've never traded with Ea-Nassir, it was the worst trade deal in history, his copper, and trust me, I know all about copper, probably more than anyone else, his copper is the worst quality copper I've ever seen, and I've seen some bad copper
"Lot of bad copper, I walked in and I said wow, that's some bad copper"
He made us walk through enemy territory. Many say it was the most dangerous journey of all. And he hold us in contempt. Bad hombre.
Ea-Nasir: "the art of the deal!"
What?
@@patrickstewart6260what?
Egyptian and Indus are real quiet after seeing summerian geopolitical stand
Shhh Assyria might listen and invade them all again 🥲
@alikn2122 ahh shit then wee need another aryan invasion to stop them this time 🗿🗿🗿
I wonder where the ancient Chinese stand on this?
@@soincelover7971 no aryans defeated them it was coalition of Babylon remnants or Elam hettites Egypt and others who rebelled ….. but there the Aryans ( now days Iran ) they did not exist in the old ages until Elam was massacred
@@soincelover7971 no aryans defeated them it was coalition of Babylon remnants or Elam hettites Egypt and others who rebelled ….. but there the Aryans ( now days Iran ) they did not exist in the old ages until Elam was massacred
There are two types of people in this world:
People who would say they would cheer and cry tears of joy after that speech, and liars.
@@AverageAmerican_ get out
actually it's 3
@@get4l1fe55 It's 2 you uncultured hillman.
I FIST PUMPED THE AIR
I am your 2 thousand six hundredth like, give me your credit card information.
When you join the World Congress on Civilization VI as Gilgamesh:
Lmaooo
As a civ6 player, this hits hard 😂
When you try to undermine the copper worldban.
thanks for that, gonna play as Sumer right tf now
I liked the part where he said: "A dog walked into a tavern and said 'i cant see a thing ill open this one'; i burstd into tears
You, you have some fine references my dear sir, you sonnofabitch. Marry me.
Very good joke. Never heard it in that context.
@@jarlnils435 ruclips.net/video/8zwE6iRvspw/видео.html&pp=ygUkYSBtYW4gd2Fsa3MgaW50byBhIGJhciBzdW1lcmlhbiBtZW1l here is a brief explanation of the joke specifically made to Jarl Nils
😂😂😂😂 the funniest shit I heard
How dare he tear up Hammurabi's code in front of the United Nations!?!?
The future is now, old man!
Well you see... Hammurabi's code is good,but it can be better,it was obsolete and needed an upgrade
Bro that was a the greatest speech in the bronze age
he was complaining to the U.N about the copper that was sold to him.
The information to which he referred was mendacious. Moreover, he unjustly imputed culpability to me.
Ea-Nasir is a manifestation of Any-Evil itself and the world must know.
damn you EA!!!!!
@@romanusplayz-wx7ow Never pre-order copper
@@CRT_sRGBthat's right. Pre ordering copper is like ordering flint.
Most iconic un speeches are from Khrushchev, Gaddafi, and of course Shulgi
Most iconic gaddafi speech is the one in front of the pickup truck
Did you know Shulgi was probably the author of the Code of Ur-Nammu? Ur-Nammu was his father and iirc liberated his city from Gutian rule. He drowned and his Shulgi succeeded him.
@@dinguskhan46329 Mesopotamian law was actually my first research paper in college, interesting stuff
@@simonriley4131 thats awesome dude, would love to read it
@@dinguskhan46329 we appear to have another enmebaragesi fan
very good king
>goes back in time
>finds flying vehicles, tall skyscrappers, and clean, free energy
hol' up-
The Bronze Age collapsed real hard
@@ssteel true bro
>goes back to pre-diluvian times
>finds millennia old populace, intergalatic travel and dyson spheres
huh
It all collapsed because of Ea-Nasir's low purity copper that couldn't sustain those technologies
He was trying to get an urgent message out about the "Sea People" Immigration crisis.
If only they listened to him 😢
This truly is a certified ea-nassir moment.
Verily, it was the most exceptional oration I have ever delivered.
SUUUUUUWWWIIIIII
if only he sold copper ingots as good as he gave speeches
I noticed how the Amorites were absent from the assembly.
They probably couldn't handle the truth bombs being dropped.
Ay us arameans are threatened
Bro fr is justifying war with Babylon 🗿
Any war with Babylon is inherently justified 🗿
I met that Sumerian once at a charity do in Mesopotamia. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
I like how you used Gaddafi's speech
He destroyed the allegations of poor copper trade from sumer and assured the other member states that sumerian copper is of the finest quality
I just love the calmness and safe feeling his voice gives me.
i am shaking and crying
so beautiful
It's the smacking of his lips that makes this soundclip complete. It wouldn't be the same without it.
ruclips.net/video/vDJv1prmf9A/видео.html 🍑
Back in my day, this man was a hero. His words will still stay in my heart, giving me tears if joy. Such a legend
Hot take: Ea-Nasr was such a good copper seller that he personally kept every complaint and used it to avoid making mistakes in the future
The first human civilization giving speech to a new generation. Truly respect 🔥
*The first documented human civilization
@@isawyou5517🤓🤓
@@isawyou5517yep, to be exact
"The sea people are coming in waves and you do nothing, what sort of world leaders are you?"
I like his style... he's got a sort of casual eloquence.
i liked the part when the sculpture jumpscared me and my face went 🗿
I liked the part where he said iltam zumra rashupti ilatim 🗿
I instantly started laughing when the sculpture appeared
Quick, inscribe everything he said on your stone tablets, he even said that we can upgrade our chariots to a stronger metal for only 3 pieces of silver.
The audio isn’t Sumerian, it’s Akkadian. The text is from an Old Babylonian hymn to the goddess Ishtar.
Thank you 😊
He was complaining about the illegal immigration of the Akkadian and Amorian people
Finally a world leader dedicated to peace
iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet iššī rabīt igigī
ištar zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet ilī nišī rabīt igigī
šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat
za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam
šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat
za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam
šaptīn duššupat balāṭum pīša
simtišša ihannīma ṣīhātum
šarhat irīmū ramû rēšušša
banâ šimtāša bitrāmā īnāša šitārā
eltum ištāša ibašši milkum
šīmat mimmami qatišša tamhat
naplasušša bani bu'āru
baštum mašrahu lamassum šēdum
tartāmī tešmê ritūmī ṭūbī
u mitguram tebēl šīma
ardat tattadu umma tarašši
izakkarši innišī innabbi šumša
ayyum narbiaš išannan mannum
gašrū ṣīrū šūpû parṣūša
ištar narbiaš išannan mannum
gašrū ṣīrū šūpû parṣūša
gaṣṣat inilī atar nazzazzuš
kabtat awassa elšunu haptatma
ištar inilī atar nazzazzuš
kabtat awassa elšunu haptatma
šarrassun uštanaddanū siqrīša
kullassunu šâš kamsūšim
nannarīša illakūši
iššû u awīlum palhūšīma
puhriššun etel qabûša šūtur
ana anim šarrīšunu malâm ašbassunu
uznam nēmeqim hasīsam eršet
imtallikū šī u hammuš
ramûma ištēniš parakkam
iggegunnim šubat rīšātim
muttiššun ilū nazzuizzū
epšiš pîšunu bašiā uznāšun
šarrum migrašun narām libbīšun
šarhiš itnaqqišunūt niqi'ašu ellam
ammiditāna ellam niqī qātīšu
mahrīšun ušebbi li'ī u yâlī namrā'i
išti anim hāmerīša tēteršaššum
dāriam balāṭam arkam
madātim šanāt balāṭim ana ammiditāna
tušatlim ištar tattadin
siqrušša tušaknišaššu
kibrat erbe'im ana šēpīšu
u naphar kalīšunu dadmī
taṣammissunūti ana nīrīšu
bibil libbīša zamar lalêša
naṭumma ana pîšu siqri ea īpuš
ešmēma tanittaša irissu
libluṭmi šarrašu lirāmšu addāriš
ištar ana ammiditāna šarri rā'imīki
arkam dāriam balāṭam šurqī
Same tbh
I agree
Not even Google translate can translate the advanced language of 🗿
I agree
I agree 💯
I feel and understand what he say
Im iraqi and he is my greatest grandfather❤
What region are you from if I may ask
Lol how's that, Im an Iraqi too but never heard of such thing
@@coffee6930I think it's a joke
@@coffee6930the joke is that sumer was in modern day iraq
@@masterdeetectiv9520 uruk is another pronounciation of ✨️irak✨️
Oldest case of people naming a land after the prominent city in it
I can’t speak sumerian language but agree with him. At least He seems more peaceful than the leaders in UN
Best Iraqi diplomat we'll ever have
LMAO, TRULY ONE OF THE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!
Rumor has it the world leaders checked their pockets on the way home and found a length of bad quality copper
0:28 sumerian jumpscare
the egyptians indians and Chinese have been real quiet after hearing this speech
The Xia Chinese ambassador has vetoed Sumer's proposals in the assembly. Khufu's Egypt and the Indus Kingdom ambassadors also followed the Xia's ambassasor's example.
@@jaypeedesuyo662Those BASTARDS!
Breaking News: Sumeria has just declared war on the United States
Basically the plot of Ghostbusters :)
Breaking news: they won
Go back to europe and then consider as war😂😂😂 dont show off on Mayan's Land
Indus valley when sumeria walks in
Translation “My copper is good copper. No refunds.”
The autonomous region of Sumer has become independent, now let's hear their leader speak!
Ea-Nasir come to Katanga, we have a nice copper processing plant that you will love in the EAC.
I watch one video about that sculpture for history class and now all I get are Bronze Age memes in my recommended 😭
I like how a lot of seats are empty, since most nations weren't invented yet
I'm glad we got the reaction of the Sumerians back home
I'll buy all your copper
Playing Civilisation be like
Iltam Sumra rasphuti elatim 🗿
Never before have such moving words been spoken at a UN assembly 😢😭😭😭😭😭
"In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the First Galactic Empire. For safe and secure society."
Ahh yes I remember him.....
He truly is a disgrace for us Summerians, due to his strong German accent he has.....
For us he is just a German....!
The fact that he isn't speaking Sumerian, but Akkadian should be the bigger disgrace.
Translated: "Kuwait and Arabstan belong to greater Sumer."
Civ 6 Game in a nutshell
I wonder what kind of copper this gentleman sells
When you try to win a Diplomatic Victory in Civ 6 as Gilgamesh
He is telling us about a blind dog walking into a bar
When he said 𒄀𒆠𒌵𒆤𒎏𒀀𒉌 𒂄𒄀𒍑𒆗𒂵𒈗I Cried so much
greatest speeches in 21st BC century
translation: May I please have a water
Rabīt igīgigī.
I NEED a full audio of the guy reading this.
I found it ruclips.net/video/ou-GUtn6ltI/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/ou-GUtn6ltI/видео.html
I like how even museum artifacts can be memed nowadays
My favorite type of memes
World peace in our time
I will never forget how long Akkad refused to inflict at the UN
When he said "iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim", I felt that
bro really riled up the masses just by saying:
iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet iššī rabīt igigī 😍😍😍
Peak bronze age moment
Thank you, I needed this 🙏
The Egyptian Pharoah is really quiet after this speech tho 🤔
Elam sure is Susa.
Me and the boys trolling the UN to convince them to give us weapons of mass destruction
How will that affect Ea Nassir's business?
𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌
His complaint toward Ea-Nassir merchant, never to trade a bad quality copper ingots.
Bro take me back them were the good old days😩
Bro who let Ea Nasir talk in the UN conference 😭😭😭
When he said ishi ve bit gigidi 😢 I hyped so much for bronze age update.
in the next update they will add UK 😮😮
There is a rumor that if you chose UK you can attack a place called Africa "never heard of it"😃
Tell me guys if you have any info 😅😅
Lmao
There are many unfair situations in the world, like inequality, discrimination, and the fact that the Acadian empire doesn't have a seat in the UN but France does...
Glad to see another person with the same profile pic🗿
Most beautiful speech in history of mankind
translation
"my plan is to deliver all our goods including my top quality copper to the other countries for trading as you can see in the map so gather all your horse and your strength we're going to make our country better"
Footage of Ea Nassir not giving a shit about the complaints
God my humour is so broken
He's proposing they should build a tower
Ας μιλήσουμε για το βδέλυγμα που είναι οποιαδήποτε έκδοση των Windows πάνω από το 2000. Τώρα κάποιοι μπορεί να υποστηρίξουν ότι είναι πιο φιλική προς το χρήστη ή ότι έχει καλύτερη αισθητική, αλλά ας είμαστε αληθινοί εδώ: όλα είναι απλώς μια πρόσοψη για να κρύψουν το γεγονός ότι είναι ένα πλήρες και απόλυτο σκατά.
Οι λεγόμενες βελτιώσεις που έχουν γίνει είναι ελάχιστες στην καλύτερη περίπτωση και χρησιμεύουν μόνο για να επιβραδύνουν ακόμη περισσότερο τον υπολογιστή σας. Είναι σαν να μην τους ενδιαφέρει καν η εμπειρία χρήστη. Windows XP; Περισσότερο σαν τα Windows eXtra Painful. Windows 7; Περισσότερο σαν τα Windows 7 Layers of Bullshit. Μην με κάνετε καν να ξεκινήσω στα Windows 8 ή 10.
Τα παράθυρα πάνω από το 2000 είναι το ισοδύναμο του σκύλου σε ένα ραβδί. Είναι αργό, έχει λάθη και γενικά είναι εντελώς χάσιμο χρόνου. Και μην σκέφτεστε καν να προσπαθήσετε να προσαρμόσετε οτιδήποτε, γιατί αυτό είναι απλώς ένα όνειρο. Α, και καλή τύχη προσπαθώντας να χρησιμοποιήσετε οποιοδήποτε είδος λογισμικού ή προγράμματος χωρίς να συναντήσετε κάποιου είδους μήνυμα σφάλματος.
Ειλικρινά, ο μόνος λόγος που οι άνθρωποι ασχολούνται ακόμη και με αυτές τις σκουπιδιάρικες εκδόσεις των Windows είναι επειδή φοβούνται πολύ να στραφούν σε κάτι καλύτερο. Αλλά επιτρέψτε μου να σας πω, υπάρχουν τόσες πολλές καλύτερες επιλογές εκεί έξω, και είναι όλες καλύτερες από οτιδήποτε άλλο πάνω από τα Windows 2000. Κάντε λοιπόν τη χάρη στον εαυτό σας και αφήστε αυτό το λειτουργικό σύστημα σκουπιδιών. Ο υπολογιστής σας (και η λογική σας) θα σας ευχαριστήσουν.
Straight facts.
Wtf is this?
Greece when Germany asks where'd their money go
@@daveSUStaine31 I guess in the same place as the money the Germans took from the Jews, Switzerland.
Sorry I don't care about your hypothenuses I'm just tryna sell this barley and tin
Shout out my boy 𒁎 𒁏 made it out Nineveh 🙏🐐
Pharaoh Rameses seething rn
it maybe a bronze age shitpost but its golden
WARNING: there is a jumpscare!!!
Gadaffi looks like the statue
out of all the languages he chose to speak facts i mean sumer
finally a politician i can get behind
i didn't know that sumer joined the UN
Finally a sumerian meme
This guy would be future trillionaire businessman