I cant tell if art from Nabta Playa 7500 BC or the thousands of Buddhist and Manichean cave paintings from the German Turfan Expeditions to Xinjiang undertaken over many years by Albert Grünwedel and Albert von Le Coq are my favorite. This thought is like having a Sumerian elephant (Elephas maximus asurus) in the room.
I cant tell if art from Nabta Playa 7500 BC or the thousands of Buddhist and Manichean cave paintings from the German Turfan Expeditions to Xinjiang undertaken over many years by Albert Grünwedel and Albert von Le Coq are my favorite. This thought is like having a Sumerian elephant (Elephas maximus asurus) in the room
"klīmke, it's time to make bronze." "Yo Vânír, this is straight up blessed by Ra yo, we gotta make a sword out of this." "No, we don't forge our own supply."
The Hymn to Ishtar is an ancient Mesopotamian poem dedicated to the goddess Ishtar (also known as Inanna), who was associated with love, fertility, and war from the city of Uruk. There are several versions of the hymn, but the following is a commonly cited translation: To the goddess of love, the regent of heaven and earth, the queen of all the gods, I will sing the song of Ishtar, the mighty queen of all the gods, I will laud the exalted lady, the mistress of heaven and earth. At her word, the gods are exalted or cast down. At her command, they do her bidding. Ishtar, the lady of battle, the protectress of rulers, The goddess who bestows sovereignty on the lofty and the lowly, Ishtar, whose decrees are unchangeable, the strong one of the gods, The queen who strikes down the mighty and humbles the proud. When she approaches, the gods are filled with awe. The goddess who subdues the unruly, The goddess who drives away the wicked, The goddess who turns away the wicked and the hostile, The mistress of heaven, who has no rival. Ishtar, the queen of heaven and earth, The mighty one, the mighty lady, The queen of all the gods, The goddess who changes not her decrees, Ishtar, who is exalted in the divine assembly. She is the mighty queen of all the gods, She is the one who grants sovereignty to the exalted, She is the one who bestows the scepter on the lofty and the lowly, Ishtar, the goddess of battle, the queen of all the gods. Her name is exalted in the divine assembly, Her counsel is unchangeable, her command immutable. The gods, her brothers, do her bidding, The gods, her brothers, bow before her. She is the first among the gods, her brothers, She is the one who brings peace to the troubled, She is the one who brings rest to the weary, Ishtar, who bestows peace on the earth.
bro i im currently learning how to spell 𒅋𒋫 and this video is truly an 𒀉𒀀𒀭𒇇𒅇 𒋾𒂊 moment but i really liked the part where he said 𒅋𒋫𒄠𒋢𒌝𒊏𒊏𒋗𒌒 this part was finest of litreture in bronze age love from akkadian empire
Enkidu vs Gilgamesh must have been the first ever recorded pro wrestling fight in history. And the snake who stole Gilgamesh immortality the first troll ever (except if you count the menace duo Gilgmaesh-Enkidu trolling the gods first).
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lyrics: iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet iššī rabīt igigī
ištar zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet ilī nišī rabīt igigī
Of all the languages there are, he chose to speak facts 😤
#iltamzumrā
#iltamzumrā 😤😤
#iltamzumrā
Please tell me where this comes from 😭
@@pema257 ruclips.net/video/1kZ-8wmDqqk/видео.html 0:55
Can't believe this meme came back to life after 4000 years
Imagine Amogus being relevant in 6020
@@nightglide_
Oh no-
@@mlgproplayer2915 Oh yes
I cant tell if art from Nabta Playa 7500 BC or the thousands of Buddhist and Manichean cave paintings from the German Turfan Expeditions to Xinjiang undertaken over many years by Albert Grünwedel and Albert von Le Coq are my favorite. This thought is like having a Sumerian elephant (Elephas maximus asurus) in the room.
@@nightglide_ they will call it "21st century shitpost"
Watching this on my clay tablet rn
Bro got the 𒀒𒀲𒀫𒂼𒄃𒄐𒄺𒆛𒇻 Galaxy S8
@@theMemeProduction how do you type that bru
@@ooOOOOOba
You take a stylus made of a water reed and then you stamp wedge shapes into a clay tablet. You then bake the tablet in a kiln.
@@cometmoon4485 thx
RIP Karl Hecker who made the iltam sumra recording. Without his work, bronze age shitposts wouldn't be the same. 𒁖𒃷𒃸𒄐 !
RIP. Without iltam sumra the bronze age shitposts wouldn't nearly be this funny.
Do you know where the recording was published originally?
Rip homzrud who got his poem ridiculed 4000 years later
I cant tell if art from Nabta Playa 7500 BC or the thousands of Buddhist and Manichean cave paintings from the German Turfan Expeditions to Xinjiang undertaken over many years by Albert Grünwedel and Albert von Le Coq are my favorite. This thought is like having a Sumerian elephant (Elephas maximus asurus) in the room
@@realrghnck Probably at the University of Münster in Germany, where Prof. Dr. Karl Hecker taught his subjects.
0:44 Ea Nasir upon discovering someone else selling copper in Mesopotamia.
Bro that fits too perfect
"NOBODY MOVES COPPER IN THE EUPHRATES VALLEY BUT ME, BITCH!"
0:38 breaking bronze
Breaking bronze 💀
"Bro thinks he's 𒅴𒂠𒀭𒊩𒌆𒄈𒋢"
"klīmke, it's time to make bronze."
"Yo Vânír, this is straight up blessed by Ra yo, we gotta make a sword out of this."
"No, we don't forge our own supply."
😂
Of course the bronze is breaking! What did you expect when you made it using Ea-Nasir's copper?
this is life changing
It truly is 🙌
@@theMemeProduction LOOK CLOSER WHO IT IS
@@spagettitree175 NOOO ITS EA-NASIR
Happen to know where I could buy some copper wire by any chance?
@@Floaydi DON'T DO IT! HE SELLS BAD COPPER!!!
This is funnier than that one time I saw a blind dog enter a tavern
I'll upvote this one 😂
@@nathangamble125 bro are u a redditor?
breaking the walls of uruk badly is my favourite series
Sadly these meme will soon be forgotten to time and since is not popular only the few of us can relate, I hope it becomes popular again in the future
yeah I'm working on one last episode. we will see how it goes
Amen
It will come back in another 4000 years
Or at least be absurd enough that people will go search it afterwards just to understand what the hell they just watched..
Ea-Nasir's complaint was a meme back in 2015. It will come back.
This is a certified 𒀀𒀁𒀂𒁀𒀭𒁍𒀪𒀫𒀼𒀺𒀸𒀹𒁇𒁑𒀖𒁄 classic
How do you get this Font?
Bros got cuniform 💀
A dog walks into a bar.
"I cannot see anything. I'll open this one." said the dog.
the first meme ever right?
@@goorila-lw4bu The meaning of which lost to time, probably forever.
Real udrehæa moment
Fr
Hey uhm... About the copper I ordered...
@@gavisac the quality is great, right?
@@thetradereanasir do y saell someting different tahn copper, do y saell jade, thaese lightgreen stones?
Iltam sumra rashupti ilatem
Truly one of the moments of all time
Etahit beret ishi
@@thetradereanasir rabit igigi'i
When Waltaad Iz Kashwhite said "Gilgamesh we need to melt bronez" I felt that😱😱😱
That last guy should really start playing guitar. He looks metal as fuck
Pretty sure he was a tyrant king who killed a bunch of people. So yeah he would be the heavy metal type.
Authentic Bronze Age music that. The recording survived rather well as well.
Sumer culture is absolutely based
ah yes, making art with the same two audios over and over again, love this
Yeah we gotta enjoy the meme as long as it is funny
Someone needs to send this to sargon of akkad. I wanna see a lotus eaters episode on this meme. I cannot stop watching these lol.
do not send these to sargon of akkad he is a cuck and gilgamesh would laugh at his fear of women
The Hymn to Ishtar is an ancient Mesopotamian poem dedicated to the goddess Ishtar (also known as Inanna), who was associated with love, fertility, and war from the city of Uruk. There are several versions of the hymn, but the following is a commonly cited translation:
To the goddess of love, the regent of heaven and earth, the queen of all the gods,
I will sing the song of Ishtar, the mighty queen of all the gods,
I will laud the exalted lady, the mistress of heaven and earth.
At her word, the gods are exalted or cast down.
At her command, they do her bidding.
Ishtar, the lady of battle, the protectress of rulers,
The goddess who bestows sovereignty on the lofty and the lowly,
Ishtar, whose decrees are unchangeable, the strong one of the gods,
The queen who strikes down the mighty and humbles the proud.
When she approaches, the gods are filled with awe.
The goddess who subdues the unruly,
The goddess who drives away the wicked,
The goddess who turns away the wicked and the hostile,
The mistress of heaven, who has no rival.
Ishtar, the queen of heaven and earth,
The mighty one, the mighty lady,
The queen of all the gods,
The goddess who changes not her decrees,
Ishtar, who is exalted in the divine assembly.
She is the mighty queen of all the gods,
She is the one who grants sovereignty to the exalted,
She is the one who bestows the scepter on the lofty and the lowly,
Ishtar, the goddess of battle, the queen of all the gods.
Her name is exalted in the divine assembly,
Her counsel is unchangeable, her command immutable.
The gods, her brothers, do her bidding,
The gods, her brothers, bow before her.
She is the first among the gods, her brothers,
She is the one who brings peace to the troubled,
She is the one who brings rest to the weary,
Ishtar, who bestows peace on the earth.
शक्ति देवी हिंदू धर्म की
Hail our goddess of fertility Ishtar.
there is also a kind of zucchini called and Ishtar squash
bro i im currently learning how to spell 𒅋𒋫 and this video is truly an 𒀉𒀀𒀭𒇇𒅇 𒋾𒂊 moment but i really liked the part where he said 𒅋𒋫𒄠𒋢𒌝𒊏𒊏𒋗𒌒 this part was finest of litreture in bronze age love from akkadian empire
Hello greetings From persepolis 🫢🫢
ILTAM ZOMGHA LACHOPTI ILATEN 🗿💀
𒀐𒀹𒁋𒁦𒂴𒄐𒅼𒆽 🗿
iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet iššī rabīt igigī
ištar zumrā rašubti ilātim
litta''id bēlet ilī nišī rabīt igigī
I always laugh like an idiot when iltam sumra rashupti elatim
Walter really said 𒅕𒈨𒂊𒄭𒌫𒁲 💀
My brothers in shtipost, I need source for the 0:14 sound
I got you bro ruclips.net/video/ou-GUtn6ltI/видео.html
@@theMemeProduction nah, I mean the song or whatever, still thx
@@russian_libertarian you mean the Epic of Gilgamesh in Sumerian?
@@russian_libertarian ruclips.net/video/QUcTsFe1PVs/видео.html
@@theMemeProduction gratz brother
I remember laughing so much at this meme and now I found it again
We writing on clay tablets with this one 🗣️🔥🔥
As a Sumer and Mesopotamian enjoyer, this greatly pleases me. 🍷🗿
is that ma boi Ea-Nasìr in the thumbnail
I was a Day 1 Bronze Age enjoyer fr
Yeah bro same. Can't believe how people drowned the meme so fast
Unkido would be proud.
0:55. That better be top quality copper...
“力をしをりでしりつをちをてをををつしををてを” bro that hit so hard
as someone that has been long dead since the bronze age i can confirm these are high quality
0:15 My sumerian monsters😭😭😭👹👹👹🧌🧌🧌🗿🗿🗿
Tears started leaking when he said චලවධතථඣඤේඞොඩඕණේඪේඩෝඕභඵඵල
I don't recall Gilgamesh speaking in Sinhala
Enkidu vs Gilgamesh must have been the first ever recorded pro wrestling fight in history. And the snake who stole Gilgamesh immortality the first troll ever (except if you count the menace duo Gilgmaesh-Enkidu trolling the gods first).
0:22 Always happy to see my man Peter Pringle getting some love!
Bro the breaking bad part got me
Ceritified Iraqi classic.
These are high quality, unlike ea nasirs memes
Bro ea nasir been overhyping his memes 💀
Nice bit of Hurrian Hymn there, the most banging tune of the Bronze Age.
we need medieval age shitposts
I have a whole playlist of this and this is way better than autotune.
This is my dream vacation
No one talks about my man Gudea, the real troll-ruler from Lagash.
0:38 Nanni's servant complaining to Ea Nasir about his poor quality copper, 1750 BC colourised
As high quality as ea-nasir bronze ingots
These posts are still higher quality than that one guy's copper
It's the German accent for me 💀
One of the iltam zumrā of all time
Truly 😔
i ate the dog when he said
I wish to see more of those memes
one day, memes turn to wine.
This video is up to bronze age standards
RIP Karl Hecker
The epic of AnJaY
I remember when this song first came out, I can't believe it's a meme song now
de nullum aliut consilium missimali vestri impedienti dineo 😢😔😔
Truly a moment of all time 😮😢
Yes 40000 years
1:20 When you see horned people on boats approaching your immediate location.
I travelled through a warzone to procure your high quality posts. This is shitposts. And you treat my messenger with CONTEMPT?!
𒈗 𒆠𒅖𒊭𒁴 𒄿𒈾 𒌦𒁴 𒄿𒁀𒀸𒅆
𒀃 𒀄 𒀅 𒀆 𒀇
𒀹𒁋𒅼𒆽𒀐𒀹𒂴𒄐
we makin' it outta elam with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Only 2000s kids remember 😹 (B.C)
Gilgamesh seeing this XD
Bronze age heat
our meme culture is really dating back..
0:06 me and the boys when Nanni dies 🗿
where my copper at
Hudreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa habit igigi
What memery have I stumbled into
Imagine going to the bronze age to show these memes
They'd think you were some kind of god?
This meme predicted the pharoahs curse
huuuudreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Very bronze moments
High quality just like my coppee
iltam zumra rashupti'i latim
Oh shit, its the real Ea-nāșir.
I have heard only good things about your copper.
I named my terraria character gilgamesh and now i see this.
Better get an antivirus
𒈪𒅗𒋾𒈠𒆪𒆷𒁺𒉈 🦮 🦯 😂
These are definitely higher quality than ea nasir’s copper
0:57 Me when Freddy faz fight night at feddy five guys at fred five nights at freddys fnaf
I can't find the one hwo says utreeeee
Hurrian Hymn No. 6 out here like
The walter sound like a ancient egypt
same high quality as copper Ea Nasir was selling
1:21
Mushrooms from Mario 3000 years ago
high quality copper
This is a certified UUDREEEEEEE moment
i cant believe they added UDD REHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII to the game
200.000 BC: this is fu-king art
2023: 0:04
Iltam sutra rashuti i latem.
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so breaking bad was never recorded in new mexico?! 😮
" High quality " Ea niser said same thing
Iltam zumra, rashupti ilatim...
litta"ed bellet ishi rabit igigi'i
Do the spiderman version
Stone age shitpost when
Cave paintings are fine don't get me wrong but do they really compare to the The Epic of Gilgamesh written upon an authentic clay tablet?
0:57 😂😂😂 No puedo, qué risa 🤣🤣🤣
ea nasir sells bad copper
Lies, all lies
bro i need source for YARRREI PPHAT TTHATTI TPHA, and maybe the background music too🙂
Lol
Bro I love your videos
@@theMemeProduction