There's a Target right by my work that I park my car and eat lunch in. And I often see other people just sit and staring into the distance in their cars. This is just too real lmfao
I once sat and stared into the distance while parked outside a Little Caesars. The part where I parked and sat there in my car wasn't the weird part though, the weird thing was seeing that the Little Caesars was right next door to a Weight Watchers.
Target parking lots are widely known as popular meeting sports for male/female affairs. That's why they took a jab at the two people sitting in they're cars.
no need to make up a story like you go to Target "to eat lunch" bro. admit it. you're one of those people who just sit in their cars and stare in the distance, aren't you?
It's super annoying being the cart attendant. Because you never know when someone's actually going to back out on their idling in their car. I just watch people sit and stare forward.
@@investigate3_11 mostly it's for pretending you're actually doing something on your phone, when not really, but some people do find it relaxing because of how simple it is
@@investigate3_11 well i did find it cool as a kid to se big numbers multiplies with other big numbers giving you a real big number....now im studying this stuff and the funs gone...
As someone who works at Target, I can honestly tell you that no, the Target parking lot is not empty on Thanksgiving. It's never empty on Thanksgiving. It's very full. And then the doors open and the herds of wildebeest come stampeding in, and you wonder if you can cross the aisle without being flattened into a Mufasa pancake. No one stays at home to argue about politics over dinner anymore. They come to Target to argue with us about the prices of already cheap items.
Yeah. To be fair this skit aired in 2016. I think it was around that time that stores decided Black Friday wasn't enough torture and started opening on actual thanksgiving. Thanks again capitalism.
It's because Targets are not stand alone retail stores like Wal-Mart. Targets, 99.5% of the time are situated in commercial retail outlets. The added foot traffic in theory helps them draw in business otherwise lost by they're higher prices.
Tina Pert lol, that's totally not true. Most of the Targets that I've seen are stand alone stores. And higher prices? I find that they're pretty affordable, and I'm poor, lol
I remember about a year ago me and my mom were visiting my grandma during Christmas and we got so fed up we just sat in the target parking lot for awhile this is too relatable
Lacie C Makes you wonder why Arby's didn't sue Jon Stewart for ripping on them constantly for years. And no, Arby's was most certainly not paying The Daily Show for bad press.
I was curious to know who did the voice over--thanks. You're right, she's got the perfect tone for voice overs. I believe she does the President Barbie commercial too.
@@Mario_N64Yes, that was Joe Biden in ‘08. He referred to Obama as the cleanest, most articulate black man to ever run for president. Al Sharpton replied: “I shower every day!”
I can never leave Target without spending at least $50. I even got the Red Card... But ya, I sit in the Target parking lot while I'm trying to figure out where I wanna go eat.
@@TheSaintFrenzy exactly how? By, maybe giving you better healthcare, cleaner air, some decency and sanity? What exactly did you get from the Orange monster? Hmm? What? Can you name it? Because I’ve NEVER had a Trumpster be able to actually cite a pro for them NOT based on hatred, racism and supremacy. And don’t give me the “pro-life” argument. His administration is responsible for far more than half a million deaths; amongst them; BABIES in cages. I was for Bernie, but ANYONE is a better human being than that monster.
@@ColRusSer lower taxes, peace in the me, quiet North Korea, secure borders, low unemployment, energy independence...stuff Biden has pissed away in 3 months.
After a Historic Blizzard in Buffalo NY. The local Target opened their doors to stranded people who were stuck and not able to get home. 25-30 made themselves at home for 3 days inside that Target. Undoubtedly saved lives; Thanks Target.
I love this! My brother and I were at Menards and I had just gotten home from work and I told him let's just stay here😞just walk around and not go home. I said it's so peaceful and no drama.
Remember those t shirts with the blurry lettering from the 90s? You were nobody if you didn't have one of those to wear with your jeans from the Buckle and your Doc Martens.
So, let me see if I understand. You thought that would have been better? The not being funny kind of Target bit instead of the really clever kind of Target bit? Um, OK.
I do this all the time anyways, and I live alone 😂 Target just makes me feel safe. I wish they did the flask thing in the blue playdough, but they dont even sell liquor in the grocery stores here.
liquidpersuasion My brother-in-law, a very straight-laced gentleman who does everything right, smokes weed in his car, in his own driveway. Everybody just pretends it isn't happening. Everytime We get together for the holidays, and I look out the window at the driveway, he is out there toking a big one. My sister, parents, everyone just acts oblivious. It is hilarious.
I go to several Targets on occassion, and the parking lots are always pretty full, and depending on the time of the year, its lucky I'd be able to find a parking place.
Seeing this in 2020 really hits home. I will go to the parking lot in my car all the time just to get some alone time from my mom. Geez, all the office workers working from home really screws up the alone time the rest of us normally would get >.> (Before you ask, yes I'm an introvert XD)
Cecily looks great with blonde hair. Also, my brain automatically tuned out when the video played. Something about the advertisement tone shuts my brain down.
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There's a Target right by my work that I park my car and eat lunch in. And I often see other people just sit and staring into the distance in their cars. This is just too real lmfao
I once sat and stared into the distance while parked outside a Little Caesars. The part where I parked and sat there in my car wasn't the weird part though, the weird thing was seeing that the Little Caesars was right next door to a Weight Watchers.
Target parking lots are widely known as popular meeting sports for male/female affairs. That's why they took a jab at the two people sitting in they're cars.
no need to make up a story like you go to Target "to eat lunch" bro. admit it. you're one of those people who just sit in their cars and stare in the distance, aren't you?
Dias Amreé I'm a woman and I do eat lunch there, lol. I guess I stare in the distance when I'm done lol
It's super annoying being the cart attendant. Because you never know when someone's actually going to back out on their idling in their car. I just watch people sit and stare forward.
The smile and "yeah" after the calculator is subtly hilarious. She's thinking, "yeah, that makes sense" lmao
lol, I didn't realize other people did the calculator thing
Wait, so you add random numbers? Why? Is it enjoyable?
You can pretend it’s one of those mr professor math games from the 1970s/1980s
@@investigate3_11 mostly it's for pretending you're actually doing something on your phone, when not really, but some people do find it relaxing because of how simple it is
We need better education in the U.S...
@@investigate3_11 well i did find it cool as a kid to se big numbers multiplies with other big numbers giving you a real big number....now im studying this stuff and the funs gone...
lol I slept in my car in a Target parking lot one time to avoid my family
Bullshit, some people will say anything on yt just to get attention, fuckin liar.
@@paulieramos Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
@@paulieramos Why are you getting so worked up. It is no unfeasible that someone slept in their car at a parking lot.
Mignonne Silva it’s more so that it’s illegal to do and cops can catch you and arrest you for it.
@@ghostlyboos6864 you're being sarcastic right..?
As someone who works at Target, I can honestly tell you that no, the Target parking lot is not empty on Thanksgiving. It's never empty on Thanksgiving. It's very full. And then the doors open and the herds of wildebeest come stampeding in, and you wonder if you can cross the aisle without being flattened into a Mufasa pancake. No one stays at home to argue about politics over dinner anymore. They come to Target to argue with us about the prices of already cheap items.
......mufasa pancake......
Liked for the Mufasa pancake
Yeah. To be fair this skit aired in 2016. I think it was around that time that stores decided Black Friday wasn't enough torture and started opening on actual thanksgiving. Thanks again capitalism.
A Target employee just referred to customers as a “herd of wildebeest” and I’m not even mad... #MufasaPancake
You have a good sense of humor which may help prevent you from choking a customer with their scarf.😁
I never noticed before, but Targets always do have huge parking lots.
and they're always empty
everyone's at Walmart acting like a bunch of animals.
well now that people know all the transsexuals shop there, they stay away.
It's because Targets are not stand alone retail stores like Wal-Mart. Targets, 99.5% of the time are situated in commercial retail outlets. The added foot traffic in theory helps them draw in business otherwise lost by they're higher prices.
Tina Pert
lol, that's totally not true. Most of the Targets that I've seen are stand alone stores. And higher prices? I find that they're pretty affordable, and I'm poor, lol
Cecily is hilarious, I think she needs more credit.
SNL relies pretty heavily on Kate and Cecily. Occasionally Aidy.
skyletta0626 if Aidy was off the show I wouldn't be upset lol
Aidy's great too. In fact, overall, I think the women are running SNL right now.
Bobby Pendragon she has to read scripts u know
Bobby Pendragon I wish she still did weekend update
reminds me of going into Walmart and seeing two teenagers sitting on the floor eating a bag of chips.
That was me
I want to do this, it is now on my bucket list
Lol pretty sure that was me and my friend 😂
think that might have been me
I’ve done that.
"Vintage" apparently means "wasn't uploaded the day it aired."
To be fair, November 2016 does feel like it was 20 years ago.
@@thekiss2083 true
I was finna say 2015 is vintage now?
I know!! It's a show that goes back to 1974 and they call something about the 2016 election "Vintage"! Do better, people who upload SNL videos!
Apparently I’m A Vintage.
I remember about a year ago me and my mom were visiting my grandma during Christmas and we got so fed up we just sat in the target parking lot for awhile this is too relatable
I thought this was a real commercial at first.
Madwalka same here
Oh wow... So did I. I almost forgot it said SNL...
Madwalka it's not? Then what am I doing kicking it at Target?
Madwalka me too
Lol it is a real commercial
Target. For the people who will speed $2.00 more so they don't have to shop at Walmart.
That's an extra 2 dollars well spent
Have you ever been to a Walmart at 3am? Don't, just don't...
I'll take Target any day!
🙋🏻🤷🏻♀️
mjname you meant an average of $30 to $40 more.
I read not too long ago on average Target's actually cheaper.
They nailed the look of a fucking Target commercial, holy shit.
yeah, no chance they paid money to be made fun of.
It's because Target and SNL are in business together you dumb shit. This is a commercial disguised as a SNL skit. Dumb ass.
You and about 3 other people figured that one out. God damn the internet is full of stupid mother fuckers.
Cheat To Win Is all of that really necessary?
Lacie C Makes you wonder why Arby's didn't sue Jon Stewart for ripping on them constantly for years. And no, Arby's was most certainly not paying The Daily Show for bad press.
It's crazy that we're back in this same spot 7 years later.
If the whole SNL and acting thing doesn’t work out, Vanessa Bayer will always be in demand as a voiceover artist.
I was curious to know who did the voice over--thanks. You're right, she's got the perfect tone for voice overs. I believe she does the President Barbie commercial too.
"My hungry guys!!"
Cecily Strong usually makes these voice overs.
@@realistindenial actually, that was Cecily, who's acting in this one.
Literally better than most actual commercial voice overs
As a former Target cashier, I love this!
MyNameIsFatMike I
MyNameIsFatMike - There is a skit with Kristen Wiig working as a Target cashier. I don’t remember the name of it, but it was pretty funny!
I did not get this parking lot our parking always full
DO YOU LOVE TERGERT
Lies again? Android RA
"Oh yeah, Mossimo." 😂😂😂
who else started wondering where the skip button was at the beginning
RubberDuckStudios I thought I was the only one 😂
I did.
not me because i read the fucking title of the video before i clicked on it....
james cameron dude, I dream that someday I can be as cool as you
Read the fucking title; but, you know, easy mistake
Who's here November 2024? Yup, we're all here again.
Me too 😂
I feel that every single election cycle
Came here to say this, and pick up the pajamas and sweatshirts I ordered online.
Saaaame
It's no coincidence that the all mighty and powerful algorithm picked it now.
The way Aidy cheers for her when she’s on the floor 😂
Also Aidy:
- you know you have to pay for this stuff 😀
"Oh yeah Mossimo..."
I've literally said this I'm dying
“Oh yeah.. mossimo” thats solid gold and flew past the audience
Mossimo was actually getting a lot of attention at the time because of the whole college admissions thing that he ended up going to prison for.
Actually, I think we all got it. Especially the trailer park peeps. Congratulations.
lol I remember owning a pair of Mossimo booties when I was in college 15yrs ago or so now 😅
we’re all… here….. again……… 7 years later……….
It's 2019 and I find this comforting.
It’s 2024 and there’s a risk the story could repeat itself🥲
@@From_Kazakhstan_with_meow
There’s a reason I looked this video up today…
Me every family holiday. And my mom, bless her heart, always offers to drive. I'm all "No, thanks. I'm good. Love you!"
Guys. Targets are all built exactly the same. It is so freaking trippy.
Alex Fernandez Noble they're not. There are 5 near me and the layout is different at each one.
MsFears oh wow really? Well the ones that I have been in, recently have only been built within the past few years.
Target corporate sends blueprints to each store, so each one of them has the same layout in each department.
Same as Walmart right?
Why pay multiple architects to create different buildings? Just cookie-cutter the building plans and save millions.
Reading the comments I can't help but to think. "who the Fuck is target lady... I should look her up people seem to love her" 😂😂😂
Timothy Danner you're not missing much
Dsanford12 Comedy is subjective.
Washy Rose comedy is not subjective. What you find funny is subjective.
Timothy Danner its one of Kristen Wiigs famous characters that she did
i work at target and i feel like people do this for real. i don’t blame them.
Back to the same thing…
Unfortunately we are. 😞
you do have to pay for all this though 😂
Well time to rewatch this
I felt this in my soul. My family is all about discussing politics and I am just like “no” and go to Target and sit.
Had big fight with spouse other day. I said f this I'm going to Burger King. I sat in the parking lot and texted a friend then got bacon burgers.
The ones who said that "Obama colored boy" was "well spoken".
@@Mario_N64Yes, that was Joe Biden in ‘08. He referred to Obama as the cleanest, most articulate black man to ever run for president. Al Sharpton replied: “I shower every day!”
When Aidy cheers for her while she drinks from the flask. Omg perfect
Welcome back everyone. Looks like we're all taking another mental health trip to Target this Thanksgiving.
I can never leave Target without spending at least $50. I even got the Red Card...
But ya, I sit in the Target parking lot while I'm trying to figure out where I wanna go eat.
Let's go to Quiznos
Now I want to sneak a tiny flask with water in it into target to put it into a tub of blue play-doh😂😂
This has suddenly become waaaay too relevant again
Well, it's that time of year again.
Yup Biden is going to screw us.
@@TheSaintFrenzy Respectfully, I disagree, but I do understand how stressful the election was for both sides
@@TheSaintFrenzy exactly how? By, maybe giving you better healthcare, cleaner air, some decency and sanity? What exactly did you get from the Orange monster? Hmm? What? Can you name it? Because I’ve NEVER had a Trumpster be able to actually cite a pro for them NOT based on hatred, racism and supremacy. And don’t give me the “pro-life” argument. His administration is responsible for far more than half a million deaths; amongst them; BABIES in cages.
I was for Bernie, but ANYONE is a better human being than that monster.
@@ColRusSer lower taxes, peace in the me, quiet North Korea, secure borders, low unemployment, energy independence...stuff Biden has pissed away in 3 months.
I work at target and this is amazing. I'd chill with you in front of the tv's if you buy the cheese puffs. Beats folding clothes.
After a Historic Blizzard in Buffalo NY. The local Target opened their doors to stranded people who were stuck and not able to get home. 25-30 made themselves at home for 3 days inside that Target. Undoubtedly saved lives; Thanks Target.
Target: Come do your drug deals in our parking lot.
AngryAtheist 😂
that’s more of a walmart tag line
more like walmart
You're thinking of Walmart😂
You can do drug deals at both. They’re pretty much the same
Kristen Wiig was the host yet they didn't have a Target Lady reference? Missed opportunity.
ikr? Dang!
Brian Moore ikr
Oh that's right, Brian! But then again, I never liked that sketch so I'm glad they forgot or chose not to.
Brian Moore
Brian Moore She actually said Terget(Taget) like Tagetlady did at one point
Cecily Strong and Aidy Bryant always make the fake commercials the best.
‘You do have to pay for all this stuff’
‘What?’
😹😹😹
I love this! My brother and I were at Menards and I had just gotten home from work and I told him let's just stay here😞just walk around and not go home. I said it's so peaceful and no drama.
"Oh yeah, Mossimo" literally a quarter of my clothes are mossimo don't fuck with me
Remember those t shirts with the blurry lettering from the 90s? You were nobody if you didn't have one of those to wear with your jeans from the Buckle and your Doc Martens.
When this first came on I literally thought it was a real target ad
The buttery toster
Louisa Baker yeah?
You know how some people ruin sketches just by being in them? Well, Cecily rocks every sketch just by her presence.
This might not be a real Target commercial, but it sure makes me want to go there. Not because of what it said, but because it was funny.
This is not even a joke, it's a real functional benefit
lol almost thought this was an add and tried to skip it
Rosebud〈3〈3 msp then your a moron did you not click on the video
ad*
What did you try to add? Maybe, there were too many numbers for you.
I have worked for Target 11years now. I have witnessed alot of stuff in the parking lot.
Do tell!
Legs in high heels touching the car's ceiling?
Ive seen a lot of guys get BJ’s there.
That's cuz most people don't go to target so they figure it's a safe empty parking lot that no one would suspect anything.
@@vin8162005 by another guy or...
Jesus, SNL makes the most realistic looking commercial parodies ever.
Target should use this as an actual ad. They might not make sales but footfalls will DEFINITELY increase
OMG I thought this was going to be another Target Lady skit and I got SO FREAKING EXCITED and then DAMN DAMN DAMN it!!! That is just cruel.
Me too :(
SO FREAKIN EXCITED
So, let me see if I understand. You thought that would have been better? The not being funny kind of Target bit instead of the really clever kind of Target bit?
Um, OK.
I do this all the time anyways, and I live alone 😂 Target just makes me feel safe. I wish they did the flask thing in the blue playdough, but they dont even sell liquor in the grocery stores here.
"I thought this was a real Target commercial at first!"
...it says it's an SNL skit in the title.
Here we go again… Dear God.
Man, they’re spot-on! Haha! Eye contact with a stranger! Haha 😂
Good to see North Bergen, NJ on the map!
As a person who goes to shopping malls just to spend time looking at staffs I don't need, I can assure you this is accurate
This is why I love Target.
The blue playdoe & a beanbag are my go to things!
Thanks Target!
"Add random numbers on the calculator "
This is too real
going to target always makes me feel a little better
why is this considered SNL Vintage lol
Anyone else notice she multiplied on the calculator when they said add?
THANK YOU! I thought I was alone.
Anonymous5687
Multiplication is a permutation of adding.
Multiplication is a form of addition.
Yes... and I'm sure that's exactly what the writers were thinking at the time. lol
I clicked just to make sure math people were going "Well, actually..."
Was not disappointed.
I rarely shop at Target but I always eat my lunch in their parking lot 😂
When I clicked on the video I started reading the comments because I thought it was a real ad😂😂😂
and then someone pulls out their pre-packed bowl of weed lowkey and looks around for the clear and lights up in the car.
liquidpersuasion k
LMFAO that is so true
have you... have you been spying on me?
Every time I park
liquidpersuasion My brother-in-law, a very straight-laced gentleman who does everything right, smokes weed in his car, in his own driveway. Everybody just pretends it isn't happening. Everytime We get together for the holidays, and I look out the window at the driveway, he is out there toking a big one. My sister, parents, everyone just acts oblivious. It is hilarious.
This is way too relatable.
I work at Target. This video is accurate
Eamenic1
Do you love your job. Cuz target workers are the best ppls
Iray Z it sucks. But I'm nice to customers.
Eamenic1
Ikr good things happens to good ppls. Cruzzz dude. Enjoy your life Take care fam Life is so short
I go to several Targets on occassion, and the parking lots are always pretty full, and depending on the time of the year, its lucky I'd be able to find a parking place.
Right down to the hidden flask.
WOW hard to believe this is 8 years old -- Coulda been made today. Timeless skit....
Seeing this in 2020 really hits home. I will go to the parking lot in my car all the time just to get some alone time from my mom. Geez, all the office workers working from home really screws up the alone time the rest of us normally would get >.>
(Before you ask, yes I'm an introvert XD)
Cecily looks great with blonde hair. Also, my brain automatically tuned out when the video played. Something about the advertisement tone shuts my brain down.
Wow. Poignant
4 years later and time has shown that she was right to be bummed out after that election.
Plus she deserves some props for choosing to just be sad in a parking lot rather than direct her emotions towards trying to commit a coup
Loved the last sentence!
10/07/20 Thank God we're on the other side of this skit and the nightmare is FINALLY OVER
Oh no. I don’t know how to tell you this from the future…
The fact this is labeled an snl vintage 💀
I used to do this back when I moved back home to help take care of some family things. I just needed to get away sometimes
Who's here for the second time around... 🙃
As someone who has taken many naps in their car in the target parking lot, I can confirm their are hundreds of empty spots
the empty lot thing is especially true for Canada, all our Targets are closed
I read about that.
It was stupid on Target to not do better research!😂
I can only afford the dollar section at target >:0
you belong at walmart
chiqichiqi1 100% my store boo
there is no $ 1 section at Target! is ther ?
May Sweet yep right up front at the entrance
Anyone here in 2024 after the new election?
It’s 2021, and I still need this.
I.loooooooooove this
The part about randomly adding numbers killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I'm going to be sorely disappointed when there's no mini flask in the blue play-doh 😕😂
This is quite literally what I did last year. This, and going to Taco Bell to eat a taco supreme in the parking lot.
Wish I could find a parking space that easily at my Target
msmithstud you can on a monday morning
I'm at work in the morning
no Target Lady i'm so mad!
Come on down this holiday season for Macy's one day sale that goes on for four straight weeks!
Me, about every third day when i am visiting my folks lol
literally me whenever I want to relax, I grab some Starbucks and walk around, getting stuff I don't need
i love cecily strong lol
Never disappoints. I'm not exactly thrilled about the upcoming holidays *either. 😶... 😭
I am also here, 4 years later ...fuck it's already 5.
Ha ... rinse and repeat ... cause the man with the orange hair is going to kick ass again next
Year 😆😆😆
I got an actual Target ad before the video started, and I was very confused for about five seconds :D
Man, it’s weird watching this during 2020 before the election.
Until 0:54 It fits this time as well.