am I the only one that wants a broscience video using fake weights, "beating" all the world records brad castleberry style, but then a bunch of youtubers that usually call out people saying things like yeah those are legit. dom is the biggest strongest guy ever
BlackSH0veldeath I think he gets just as much enjoyment out of it as we do, especially since he’s good friends with Mike and knows Dom is all a character
Still remember the good old days back in the Melchizedek's Powerhouse down by the Red Sea, we sure pumped a fucklot of iron back then. Boi I was strong back then.
I could definitely lift more than that guy but ive got lower back problems. Because i never learnt how to deadlift properly cause... u’know.. I’ve got lower back problems.
This was the video that always lifted my mood and reminded me that gym is not just a place to train but its a culture. This is our life. Miss you gym...
Unless he claims that gear is bad / he’s not on gear, I don’t really care what he does with his body. He’s definitely on gear though, you can’t be 270lbs and under 10% body fat - humans just don’t work like that.
Im really glad theres still people like you that help beginners in the gym, even thought you are waaay bigger than them. I can tell that kid in the hat really looks up to you Dom.
lowkey,at a bar on a friday night intoxicated you'd b flexin on CONdom masseti for a root in the bathroom and possibly a western grip reverse cowgirl sack tucked forwards hand job,dom-ino b up 4 it too#truth
His abs always look great. He could be 20% bodyfat and still have ripped abs. I have to be like 8% bodyfat to have the same abs he does when he's 15% bodyfat. It's not my fault though, I have bad genetics.
The more he uploads videos the less I laugh because I realize how true it becomes that it’s more of a self reflection than a comedy video... Must be genetics
When I first watched this it close to home for me as well, but it also made me realize I was being a little bitch. Nowadays, after throwing my excuses out the window, I've gotten bigger and stronger
Dom actually has a very impressive natty physique and a lot of people should look at it as a goal, but because of RUclips standards are raised by people with... Um... Amazing genetics... People think Dom´s physique is average.
His physique is very average.. nothing impressive about it. Built like every military aged male that plays basketball or some recreational sport on a regular basis.
Moe Gains there’s nothing average about doms physique. Your average person probably doesn’t even go to the gym Then if you take your average person at the gym, most of them are smaller than dom Filter out everyone who takes juice and you’ll see dom is right at the top.
In what world was that guy butt hurt? He gave Dom the signal that it's okay for him to use. That's how I can tell you don't go to the gym, you don't even know basic gym etiquette
"Why do better when you can convince yourself and everyone around you that youv already done it". Listen to the wisdom my dudes, fake it till you make it
Ahhh this one is so good. "It's not even half of what I lifted." "It's double..." So many good quotable moments. Great writing and acting great job dom.
Jesse LeMoine I wish my triceps inserted like yours lol. Mine are kind of high like Dom’s so they don’t look as shaped, but hey I think I got “good” genetics for other muscle insertions so I can’t complain.
One of best things about this channel is that even though its obviously meant to be a parody its also incredibly accurate lolz doms a fucking genius i love it
just came here to see bradley martin being trash talked 😂(btw i would totally have 2 million youtube subscribers as well, but i cant talk as fast as dom... it's genetics...)
When I was their age I could tie my shoe laces four times as fast. I was like a collegiate champ or something, but then I got a finger injury so I couldn't go pro, and now I'm old and natty. Did I mention I'm natty?
"instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you"
This will be on my gravestone.
best line from the whole video
Its secretly genius
My highscool senior quote
This is gonna be my senior quote lmao
Thomas Jefferson kay boomer
“My metabolism.”
“What about your metabolism?”
“My metabolism dude” 😂💀
Windows anabolics ?
brandon jones read this as he said it
this was my favorite one
What time is that?
Dead😂
love seeing Brad trying not to crack up
Fresh_Water i dont hes a steroid freak
@@Jim_Lahey101 Hes not freaky bro
Fresh_Water 1,000th like
I can’t see him tho
@@Jim_Lahey101 he was already a seasoned lifter before he even started taking them
When he lost the tug of war to the dog and said "I'm like natty though so it's like, whatever" I choked on my water lmao
EvilApple567 😂😂😂
How do I know you Really choked in your water?
The fact that he was curling it made it even better hahaha
m.ruclips.net/video/uZdv-TtiMkg/видео.html
Left out "I got functional strength"
There is actually a difference
@@Theericafa ma man haha.. you're a fast learner
Functional strength is an actual thing.
Yes
@@Theericafa There is, but usually it is an excuse and the person that is saing this, does not have any strenght.
Best lifting excuse: You're Dom Mazzetti. You've already lifted everything.
Golden comment
except legs
Paco Aguilar You're gonna end up in jelly school with comments like that.
Hanketh Hilleth Yea, that comment is golden like a shower.
That's not an excuse. That's a fact. But only if you are Dom O. Mazzetti.
Knees weak,
Arms are heavy,
DOM MAZETTI.
Can Dolaştır best comment in this thread!! 😂
This is genius!
Can Dolaştır W
Can Dolaştır hes nerveus But on A Service he looks pumped and ready
He’s got 2 sets on chest already
am I the only one that wants a broscience video using fake weights, "beating" all the world records brad castleberry style, but then a bunch of youtubers that usually call out people saying things like yeah those are legit. dom is the biggest strongest guy ever
Jorge Naranjo lol yes
No
His lifts are legit
Would be so funny 😂
Why would he need fake weights tho?
"I got kids to pay for dude. I got a mortgage. ..On The Sims!" 😂😂
I never realized how small Bradly was till he stood next to Dom
haha
@Deviunn bradley is actually 4'2 85 pounds
@@mistermeatcake1785 He might be stat padding if that is the statistics he put out
I love how Dom is constantly roasting Brad and he just plays the straight man - he's in on the joke and such a good sport about it all!
LT B that’s the secret cap it’s staged.
BlackSH0veldeath I think he gets just as much enjoyment out of it as we do, especially since he’s good friends with Mike and knows Dom is all a character
good sport lol
I wonder how many people talk about Dom when they see BM?
Um good job working your way through the ranks
The older I get, the stronger I was....
Love it!
hahahaha
Still remember the good old days back in the Melchizedek's
Powerhouse down by the Red Sea, we sure pumped a fucklot of iron
back then. Boi I was strong back then.
“Instead of living up to your potential, bring your potential down to you” 😂
Now that's some real potential.
9:44 that guy was so Innocent an proud of the lift ...
He should be, that's a respectable weight.
Lightweight bro not even off the floor i could do that when i was younger but now my metabolism y’know
@@aaronrm2672 me too but im going thru a natty cuttin phase
I could definitely lift more than that guy but ive got lower back problems. Because i never learnt how to deadlift properly cause... u’know.. I’ve got lower back problems.
People in these comment sections can lift a lot of weight! 😂😂
"this is why they started the special olympics, which i would totally dominate, but i cant do cardio cause im bulkin" I lost it🤣🤣
That part came right when i read your comment😂
Dom was probably gone cause he helped out my lil guy Brad..what a nice guy Dom really is
German Skiller well yeah, dom is Bradley’s father,
Brad: "This is not half as much as I lifted"
Dom: "No, it's double, cause I'm taller than you"
*LOL*
A 6 inch reach is the difference between 150 and 165.
@Jared Anderson Excuse when you are tall but weak as shit
@@david_4344 nah just basic mechanics really. Certain body types are better for different strength movements, nothing really controversial there
Searched for this comment, found out I already liked it 2 years ago
@@TheJipino lol. I've done that before too and thanks for bringing me back to this again...had another laugh!
Thanks Dom. I been feeling pretty out of shape lately, but these excuses will come in handy in the gym next week!
Same bro😂...but im Natty tho...doesnt matter that im lifting 4 times a week instead of everyday...#natty💀💀
Hahaha
I dont use tinder cuz i am natural hahaha LOL
ne zeri drmex
Nixa Zizu I’m natty
you are not LOL
jel me seres da tebe nadjem ovde
Not anymore ;)
Brad: “you got a job?”
Dom: “yeah”
Brad: “what is it?”
Dom: “fitness”
Brad: “fitness?”
Dom: “fitness beer in my diet”
“ My metabolism”
“What about your metabolism”
“My metabolism dude”
😂
The best part about Dom having a pet like Bradley is that he's small enough to carry around in his pocket
Can’t have a video about making zero gains without Brad
Love how there are actual legitimately good points throughout his videos
This was the video that always lifted my mood and reminded me that gym is not just a place to train but its a culture. This is our life. Miss you gym...
If I die in a gym, I’ll die a happy man. It probably won’t end on the squat rack, because I probably skipped leg day😆
The best one you ever made sir
PILAV you gay boi
Ahaha Pilav xd
Best warrior eu
Best natty warrior eu
PILAV Gay warrior spotted
I would hit the gym today but I'm going natty 😂😂
Haha
Какашка
the natty bit was extremely funny
especially when he approached the deadlift guy, most i laughed all week lol
Lol I like how all the other excuses were made in comparison to Bradley except the natty one.
Bradley still hasn’t come out about using gear but anyone who knows anything about body building knows he’s on juice
Unless he claims that gear is bad / he’s not on gear, I don’t really care what he does with his body. He’s definitely on gear though, you can’t be 270lbs and under 10% body fat - humans just don’t work like that.
The Bromosexual No. Literally everything you said is wrong.
I love how the character is satirical but you can tell when he's actually pissed about something. Lol
"It's not even half of what I lift..."
"It's double... I'm taller than you."
LMAAAOOO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Yeah I checked in with my doctors, I'm natty" lmao
Im really glad theres still people like you that help beginners in the gym, even thought you are waaay bigger than them. I can tell that kid in the hat really looks up to you Dom.
Lowkey Dom's abs are lookin solid.
lowkey,at a bar on a friday night intoxicated you'd b flexin on CONdom masseti for a root in the bathroom and possibly a western grip reverse cowgirl sack tucked forwards hand job,dom-ino b up 4 it too#truth
His abs always look great. He could be 20% bodyfat and still have ripped abs. I have to be like 8% bodyfat to have the same abs he does when he's 15% bodyfat. It's not my fault though, I have bad genetics.
@@David-ud9ju brooo so true man! I get down to 8% nd still dont got abs haha
David I could too but I’m bulking and I got really thick skin
How much bf is he here 15?
9:13 " because you wanna meet girls naturally" look at the picture he used 😂😂
haha creeper
Man, these old videos were gold. That's why I used to watch.
Bradley could really benefit from this video
shawn gately He always has. Dom made him a lot popular
Da Calmest Guy i think he meant that bradley could benefit from the excuses cos bradley is tiny
I'm just kidding bro , I'd never leave u out.... Go buy my book lmao...
This cracked me up so hard with the book over Brad's face lmfao
SAVAGEE
10 seconds in and shade bring thrown at Bradley. You know it's going to be a good video
"My gains come like twice as hard so technically I'm like twice as big." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
"first excuse, genetics!"
and that's why the video has a thousand dislikes.
Yep
Huh, didnt know bradley had that many accounts
I think Dom would be the best personal trainer
william sithideth yeah....if you don’t want gains
Dom will probably make you laugh and break your concentration while you're trying to lift 😂😂
thats your excuse?
@@flare.6237 or make you snort gnarpump while helping you marinade headbands in pre workout
The more he uploads videos the less I laugh because I realize how true it becomes that it’s more of a self reflection than a comedy video... Must be genetics
Right? This one hit a little too close to home for comfort.
Still funny tho
When I first watched this it close to home for me as well, but it also made me realize I was being a little bitch. Nowadays, after throwing my excuses out the window, I've gotten bigger and stronger
I’m sure your good genetics allowed you to reach that realization. Not me though bro 😎
Dom actually has a very impressive natty physique and a lot of people should look at it as a goal, but because of RUclips standards are raised by people with... Um... Amazing genetics... People think Dom´s physique is average.
His physique is very average.. nothing impressive about it. Built like every military aged male that plays basketball or some recreational sport on a regular basis.
Moe Gains there’s nothing average about doms physique.
Your average person probably doesn’t even go to the gym
Then if you take your average person at the gym, most of them are smaller than dom
Filter out everyone who takes juice and you’ll see dom is right at the top.
He's built like your average person who's been lifting every day for years. Compared to casual lifters he's ripped
but isnt bradley the confirmed natty limit? no way he would be a fraud right?
Not sure whether you're joking... Bradley has not lifted a weight in his life, he's smaller than an anorexic 12 year old girl.
"I took a blood test..I passed it!" This channel just makes me happy.
1:35 Me when i take two flintstones vitamins instead of one
thumbs up if u wanna hear dom go deep into conspiracy theorys an give his input
Bradley’s chest is flatter than a 12 year olds
Dom mazetti vs flat earth
After the eating ass video that was actually really entertaining I could watch him talk about anything
Aliens are stealing my gains. That would be a good conspiracy.
YESSSS
Anyone notice this guys progress through the years
Dude has gotten massive
I got a mortgage on sims
I felt personally attacked at least once per 3 seconds. Amazing video
Died at 9:37 XD.
“So instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you.”
9:28 “So instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you”
Its really sweet that Dom is making Brad his brodege. Scrawny kids need help.
“I think I just squirted”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it
Matteo Cerasuolo squwrded
Squoited LMAO
Your writing is fuckin hilarious, just discovered this channel and im working my way through that playlist. Noice werk.
"Instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you."
Philosophy.
who's that small teenage boy dom is training with in the video??
Lamborghini Kickdown nah hes not a teenager, he looks prepubescent.
Don is small lol 😂
^ There's always that one guy...
Such a shit joke...
Beast Lobster I wasn’t joking...
the bulking and cutting excuses I hear all the time 😂
Mack Warren I’m usual cutting until I get fucked up and eat a bunch. Then I’m bulking followed by back to the cut
Great video see you guys in 2020
got um
"I have a mortgage...on the Sims" LOL
"My money's no good here." - Using this any time I go anywhere lol
This is better then losing my virginity
Bobby Deming hahahahah damn 😂
Bobby Deming in all fairness you have to experience both to make an accurate assumption
Your uncle doesn’t agree
shawn gately he has,I can confirm.10/10 would hit daddass again
Honestly same man
Never clicked off dommerch.com so fast
Hybrid Athletix Risky click of the day
Fuck u hater hatorrrrrrrrr there must be a ghosy
The Bromosexual even better
*in the middle of a test*
*broscience notification*
*Takes the F*
*Watches video*
Damn dude, you should have just stopped finishing the test and watched the video instead :p
Destry S. lol good thing it snowed like crazy so no school
Press (X) for DOUBT
I don’t take test though bro I’m natty
same... only im failing math so i just watched the whole vid
9:40 he was so proud of his deadlift😀
10:08 dude was butt hurt dom took his machine lmao
In what world was that guy butt hurt? He gave Dom the signal that it's okay for him to use. That's how I can tell you don't go to the gym, you don't even know basic gym etiquette
@@usernameluis305 what signal? You need to work on those eyes cuz there was none
@@usernameluis305 since when is saying "aw fuck" and turning away sad a signal
@@usernameluis305 you sound fuckin dumb
They all know he's making a comedy video, so they cut him some slack.
“If you’re not that big, say it’s because you’re cutting. If you’re not that cut, say it’s because you’re bulking” hahahah. Literally everyone.
When your mclarens payment is due...
Lmao! The sad thing is, if you're in the gym a lot you have heard all of those excuses!! Love this video! Keep up the good work Dom.
I love to think that brad isn’t made aware when dons shooting and just has to deal with it
"My money's no good here" perfectly encapsulates Everything Dom Mazzetti
This is Jason Blaha's life story of lifting.
NoExcuse4You BeastIsMe I only have bad genetics in my arms ... and my relatively narrow hips.
Non-negotiable
Soy boy spotted xdd
You're a dead man, bro. You just slandered a trained killer.
Innerrr Ciiity
Nothing will steal your gains like a wife and 3 kids....
Darth Vanquish solution: don't have kids
You can't un have 3 kids. Orrr can you?
Gotta
Make
Her a fitness chick. Bring her to a pro show so she can see bikini models and then train wit ya girl
Especially 3 natty kids. Those are the worst.
Moment you f up...
"Why do better when you can convince yourself and everyone around you that youv already done it". Listen to the wisdom my dudes, fake it till you make it
Easily becoming one of my fav channels
9:50
that's exactly how I play with my dog. Who knew dogs were man's best gym bro
New year new monthly uploads
Ahhh this one is so good. "It's not even half of what I lifted."
"It's double..."
So many good quotable moments. Great writing and acting great job dom.
I've used a couple of these excuses before 😭😭😭
Jesse LeMoine I wish my triceps inserted like yours lol. Mine are kind of high like Dom’s so they don’t look as shaped, but hey I think I got “good” genetics for other muscle insertions so I can’t complain.
Squiddi I'd be as big as Bradley Martyn but I'm natty ya know? And I have a life, I wish I could be in the gym lifting all day
not excuse bro! lifestyle choice....its my lifestyle choice to be more asthetic on the arms so i can be more agile.... lifestyle choice
Cmon Jesse, you got this champ. Natties over raised pal. We can't let Brad get all the gains.
@@Ourfinalmomments18 No Natty
he actually insinuated that the dog won tug of war because the dog is on steroids. this is by far his best work.
3:40 whatever gym you are at that plays Eazy-e. I need a membership asap 👏🏻
Actualy i don't have enough time to work out cause i have to watch all your youtube videos, ur uploading too fast bro
Savor it. He just started uploading frequently again.
This gun sound effect kills me every damn time 😂😂
🔫 🔫 🔫
Fitness beer in my diet
One of best things about this channel is that even though its obviously meant to be a parody its also incredibly accurate lolz doms a fucking genius i love it
just came here to see bradley martin being trash talked 😂(btw i would totally have 2 million youtube subscribers as well, but i cant talk as fast as dom... it's genetics...)
And cuz youre bulking
Dom is back!
Carnal Carnage tf?
sorucha ?
na.
Carnal Carnage when was he gone
sorucha He's not putting out vids like he did a couple years ago. .
*Seeing notification that Dom uploaded a new video put smile on my face*
9:55 never skip leg day
hahaha how did you see that
Holy shit dude, eagle eyes
He has bad knees
optical illusion, dom is so big, he makes everyone look super tiny in comparison, dude in the background probably has 40inch quads
Bradley Martin is such a good sport. Dom is a legend.
“This ain’t my final form” lmao
6:09 Lmao you missed a perfect Andre the giant reference.
BigWonka a
My Lord, I honestly laughed the entire video. This has been the best one I have seen so far!
lol It's funny cuz it's true lol
Lifting excuse - "it's legs day today" 😭
Finally solution for all my issues!
This is still one of his best videos
Here before demonetization
Arnold Weber he always says offensive stuff against RUclips’s policy so he gets demonetized for it
Arnold Weber I agree. They’re taking money away from the channels that aren’t kid friendly like this one
Anon videos were demonetized before they were released
More like DOMonetization
I wish my gym had dogs for a bicep workout
My dog wishes it had a bicep for a dog workout
Maybe slightly off topic but I just learnt how to tie my shoe lace the super witch craft quick way
Yea I could tie my shoelaces the super witchcraft way to but I’m natty
Also when you were their age you tied your shoes twice as fast, didn't you?
That’s so fuckin weird cause one of my classes was talking about that the whole period
Thats not natty bro, you juicin with your fake ass natty shoe lace.
When I was their age I could tie my shoe laces four times as fast. I was like a collegiate champ or something, but then I got a finger injury so I couldn't go pro, and now I'm old and natty. Did I mention I'm natty?
"Instead of living up to your potential, bring your potential down to you" xD
Best video on the platform