Best Lifting Excuses

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @MetalDeviltv
    @MetalDeviltv 7 лет назад +10389

    "instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you"
    This will be on my gravestone.

  • @brandonjones3113
    @brandonjones3113 6 лет назад +8123

    “My metabolism.”
    “What about your metabolism?”
    “My metabolism dude” 😂💀

  • @1Fresh_Water
    @1Fresh_Water 6 лет назад +6714

    love seeing Brad trying not to crack up

    • @Jim_Lahey101
      @Jim_Lahey101 6 лет назад +31

      Fresh_Water i dont hes a steroid freak

    • @trisial6997
      @trisial6997 6 лет назад +105

      @@Jim_Lahey101 Hes not freaky bro

    • @kohlguenette6669
      @kohlguenette6669 5 лет назад

      Fresh_Water 1,000th like

    • @wwefan7683
      @wwefan7683 5 лет назад +16

      I can’t see him tho

    • @ariat3381
      @ariat3381 5 лет назад +44

      @@Jim_Lahey101 he was already a seasoned lifter before he even started taking them

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 6 лет назад +2402

    When he lost the tug of war to the dog and said "I'm like natty though so it's like, whatever" I choked on my water lmao

    • @euanowen4233
      @euanowen4233 5 лет назад +1

      EvilApple567 😂😂😂

    • @kerenkish7751
      @kerenkish7751 4 года назад +8

      How do I know you Really choked in your water?

    • @metallic4888
      @metallic4888 4 года назад +17

      The fact that he was curling it made it even better hahaha

    • @eb_tigers0775
      @eb_tigers0775 Год назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/uZdv-TtiMkg/видео.html

  • @BrunoSalcedo
    @BrunoSalcedo 6 лет назад +4344

    Left out "I got functional strength"

    • @Theericafa
      @Theericafa 6 лет назад +93

      There is actually a difference

    • @meetlawf3238
      @meetlawf3238 5 лет назад +388

      @@Theericafa ma man haha.. you're a fast learner

    • @josephaugustinerhodenhiser1353
      @josephaugustinerhodenhiser1353 5 лет назад +43

      Functional strength is an actual thing.

    • @mgway4661
      @mgway4661 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @dshaprin
      @dshaprin 5 лет назад +176

      @@Theericafa There is, but usually it is an excuse and the person that is saing this, does not have any strenght.

  • @nesirsitsir
    @nesirsitsir 7 лет назад +2930

    Best lifting excuse: You're Dom Mazzetti. You've already lifted everything.

  • @candolastir7586
    @candolastir7586 7 лет назад +766

    Knees weak,
    Arms are heavy,
    DOM MAZETTI.

    • @Flippinpinoy09
      @Flippinpinoy09 7 лет назад +5

      Can Dolaştır best comment in this thread!! 😂

    • @nomad155
      @nomad155 7 лет назад +1

      This is genius!

    • @S2kv529
      @S2kv529 7 лет назад +1

      Can Dolaştır W

    • @sdkfdnksdfnj8730
      @sdkfdnksdfnj8730 7 лет назад +6

      Can Dolaştır hes nerveus But on A Service he looks pumped and ready

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 5 лет назад +5

      He’s got 2 sets on chest already

  • @jorgenaranjo8029
    @jorgenaranjo8029 7 лет назад +680

    am I the only one that wants a broscience video using fake weights, "beating" all the world records brad castleberry style, but then a bunch of youtubers that usually call out people saying things like yeah those are legit. dom is the biggest strongest guy ever

  • @EscapePlanSkateboarding
    @EscapePlanSkateboarding 6 лет назад +1078

    "I got kids to pay for dude. I got a mortgage. ..On The Sims!" 😂😂

  • @Zabacleaning
    @Zabacleaning 6 лет назад +725

    I never realized how small Bradly was till he stood next to Dom

    • @kyleheaser1089
      @kyleheaser1089 3 года назад

      haha

    • @mistermeatcake1785
      @mistermeatcake1785 3 года назад +57

      @Deviunn bradley is actually 4'2 85 pounds

    • @stankgangsta4105
      @stankgangsta4105 2 года назад +3

      @@mistermeatcake1785 He might be stat padding if that is the statistics he put out

  • @CPT_B
    @CPT_B 6 лет назад +1409

    I love how Dom is constantly roasting Brad and he just plays the straight man - he's in on the joke and such a good sport about it all!

    • @keonejones7283
      @keonejones7283 6 лет назад +48

      LT B that’s the secret cap it’s staged.

    • @titan20111
      @titan20111 5 лет назад +95

      BlackSH0veldeath I think he gets just as much enjoyment out of it as we do, especially since he’s good friends with Mike and knows Dom is all a character

    • @PolysableHo
      @PolysableHo 5 лет назад +4

      good sport lol

    • @I_like_turtles_67
      @I_like_turtles_67 5 лет назад +6

      I wonder how many people talk about Dom when they see BM?

    • @greyarea805
      @greyarea805 4 года назад +1

      Um good job working your way through the ranks

  • @adohmnail6445
    @adohmnail6445 7 лет назад +1540

    The older I get, the stronger I was....

    • @tylersaupe1612
      @tylersaupe1612 7 лет назад +12

      Love it!

    • @marcg3923
      @marcg3923 7 лет назад +4

      hahahaha

    • @finisaborigine1712
      @finisaborigine1712 6 лет назад +6

      Still remember the good old days back in the Melchizedek's
      Powerhouse down by the Red Sea, we sure pumped a fucklot of iron
      back then. Boi I was strong back then.

  • @malkdk
    @malkdk 6 лет назад +802

    “Instead of living up to your potential, bring your potential down to you” 😂

  • @briobrio6047
    @briobrio6047 6 лет назад +803

    9:44 that guy was so Innocent an proud of the lift ...

    • @peterj6802
      @peterj6802 6 лет назад +255

      He should be, that's a respectable weight.

    • @aaronrm2672
      @aaronrm2672 5 лет назад +703

      Lightweight bro not even off the floor i could do that when i was younger but now my metabolism y’know

    • @derespinata7674
      @derespinata7674 5 лет назад +213

      @@aaronrm2672 me too but im going thru a natty cuttin phase

    • @mitchlee6064
      @mitchlee6064 5 лет назад +253

      I could definitely lift more than that guy but ive got lower back problems. Because i never learnt how to deadlift properly cause... u’know.. I’ve got lower back problems.

    • @Jamesmac77
      @Jamesmac77 5 лет назад +14

      People in these comment sections can lift a lot of weight! 😂😂

  • @ryanhayes38
    @ryanhayes38 4 года назад +359

    "this is why they started the special olympics, which i would totally dominate, but i cant do cardio cause im bulkin" I lost it🤣🤣

    • @maxwell2.2
      @maxwell2.2 4 года назад +1

      That part came right when i read your comment😂

  • @dailygrind28
    @dailygrind28 7 лет назад +377

    Dom was probably gone cause he helped out my lil guy Brad..what a nice guy Dom really is

    • @Soulrapier1
      @Soulrapier1 7 лет назад

      German Skiller well yeah, dom is Bradley’s father,

  • @martyes9563
    @martyes9563 6 лет назад +3317

    Brad: "This is not half as much as I lifted"
    Dom: "No, it's double, cause I'm taller than you"
    *LOL*

    • @mattstern4044
      @mattstern4044 4 года назад +13

      A 6 inch reach is the difference between 150 and 165.

    • @david_4344
      @david_4344 4 года назад +3

      @Jared Anderson Excuse when you are tall but weak as shit

    • @captainhobo1234567
      @captainhobo1234567 4 года назад +2

      @@david_4344 nah just basic mechanics really. Certain body types are better for different strength movements, nothing really controversial there

    • @TheJipino
      @TheJipino 3 года назад +8

      Searched for this comment, found out I already liked it 2 years ago

    • @martyes9563
      @martyes9563 3 года назад +2

      @@TheJipino lol. I've done that before too and thanks for bringing me back to this again...had another laugh!

  • @TheXabl0
    @TheXabl0 7 лет назад +334

    Thanks Dom. I been feeling pretty out of shape lately, but these excuses will come in handy in the gym next week!

    • @1.25speedoneverything7
      @1.25speedoneverything7 7 лет назад +7

      Same bro😂...but im Natty tho...doesnt matter that im lifting 4 times a week instead of everyday...#natty💀💀

    • @abigaillkruss8823
      @abigaillkruss8823 Год назад +1

      Hahaha

  • @nixazizu
    @nixazizu 6 лет назад +3610

    I dont use tinder cuz i am natural hahaha LOL

  • @bugzilla4812
    @bugzilla4812 5 лет назад +878

    Brad: “you got a job?”
    Dom: “yeah”
    Brad: “what is it?”
    Dom: “fitness”
    Brad: “fitness?”
    Dom: “fitness beer in my diet”

  • @litty_3880
    @litty_3880 6 лет назад +812

    “ My metabolism”
    “What about your metabolism”
    “My metabolism dude”
    😂

  • @jo-dm9tx
    @jo-dm9tx 7 лет назад +462

    The best part about Dom having a pet like Bradley is that he's small enough to carry around in his pocket

  • @ddljr5838
    @ddljr5838 7 лет назад +122

    Can’t have a video about making zero gains without Brad

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien 5 лет назад +32

    Love how there are actual legitimately good points throughout his videos

  • @nectariosgeorgiou
    @nectariosgeorgiou 4 года назад +36

    This was the video that always lifted my mood and reminded me that gym is not just a place to train but its a culture. This is our life. Miss you gym...

    • @Non-Serviam300
      @Non-Serviam300 4 года назад +6

      If I die in a gym, I’ll die a happy man. It probably won’t end on the squat rack, because I probably skipped leg day😆

  • @PILAVGAMES
    @PILAVGAMES 7 лет назад +1441

    The best one you ever made sir

  • @ironangeles3537
    @ironangeles3537 7 лет назад +1658

    I would hit the gym today but I'm going natty 😂😂

  • @Bromeostasis
    @Bromeostasis 7 лет назад +1566

    the natty bit was extremely funny

    • @knowwe
      @knowwe 7 лет назад +39

      especially when he approached the deadlift guy, most i laughed all week lol

    • @johnmcvickar5305
      @johnmcvickar5305 7 лет назад +150

      Lol I like how all the other excuses were made in comparison to Bradley except the natty one.

    • @connorwilde1471
      @connorwilde1471 7 лет назад +80

      Bradley still hasn’t come out about using gear but anyone who knows anything about body building knows he’s on juice

    • @markclayton8977
      @markclayton8977 7 лет назад +51

      Unless he claims that gear is bad / he’s not on gear, I don’t really care what he does with his body. He’s definitely on gear though, you can’t be 270lbs and under 10% body fat - humans just don’t work like that.

    • @williambrown7437
      @williambrown7437 7 лет назад +70

      The Bromosexual No. Literally everything you said is wrong.

  • @anthonyhutchins2300
    @anthonyhutchins2300 4 года назад +87

    I love how the character is satirical but you can tell when he's actually pissed about something. Lol

  • @tochosei4185
    @tochosei4185 4 года назад +45

    "It's not even half of what I lift..."
    "It's double... I'm taller than you."
    LMAAAOOO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @EnjoyYourDay247
    @EnjoyYourDay247 7 лет назад +313

    "Yeah I checked in with my doctors, I'm natty" lmao

  • @virgilioaponte9756
    @virgilioaponte9756 7 лет назад +22

    Im really glad theres still people like you that help beginners in the gym, even thought you are waaay bigger than them. I can tell that kid in the hat really looks up to you Dom.

  • @AxeMurderer24
    @AxeMurderer24 7 лет назад +1439

    Lowkey Dom's abs are lookin solid.

    • @hilarylostboohoobahahahahs4856
      @hilarylostboohoobahahahahs4856 7 лет назад +37

      lowkey,at a bar on a friday night intoxicated you'd b flexin on CONdom masseti for a root in the bathroom and possibly a western grip reverse cowgirl sack tucked forwards hand job,dom-ino b up 4 it too#truth

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 6 лет назад +348

      His abs always look great. He could be 20% bodyfat and still have ripped abs. I have to be like 8% bodyfat to have the same abs he does when he's 15% bodyfat. It's not my fault though, I have bad genetics.

    • @DaAutumnLeafMassacre
      @DaAutumnLeafMassacre 6 лет назад +6

      @@David-ud9ju brooo so true man! I get down to 8% nd still dont got abs haha

    • @snowjoeyo
      @snowjoeyo 6 лет назад +122

      David I could too but I’m bulking and I got really thick skin

    • @DaAutumnLeafMassacre
      @DaAutumnLeafMassacre 6 лет назад

      How much bf is he here 15?

  • @ybnkareem560
    @ybnkareem560 5 лет назад +73

    9:13 " because you wanna meet girls naturally" look at the picture he used 😂😂

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 Год назад +1

    Man, these old videos were gold. That's why I used to watch.

  • @shawneeg214
    @shawneeg214 7 лет назад +201

    Bradley could really benefit from this video

    • @Ca1mii
      @Ca1mii 7 лет назад +4

      shawn gately He always has. Dom made him a lot popular

    • @meesamagill1193
      @meesamagill1193 7 лет назад +16

      Da Calmest Guy i think he meant that bradley could benefit from the excuses cos bradley is tiny

  • @RevivedLegacy
    @RevivedLegacy 7 лет назад +2019

    I'm just kidding bro , I'd never leave u out.... Go buy my book lmao...

    • @2Infinit2
      @2Infinit2 7 лет назад +62

      This cracked me up so hard with the book over Brad's face lmfao

    • @julianjimenez6380
      @julianjimenez6380 7 лет назад +1

      SAVAGEE

  • @taylorbolduc1763
    @taylorbolduc1763 7 лет назад +62

    10 seconds in and shade bring thrown at Bradley. You know it's going to be a good video

  • @apu_apustaja
    @apu_apustaja 6 лет назад +92

    "My gains come like twice as hard so technically I'm like twice as big." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D

  • @ihavewaited90daystochangem51
    @ihavewaited90daystochangem51 4 года назад +386

    "first excuse, genetics!"
    and that's why the video has a thousand dislikes.

  • @JoeGoldberg577_
    @JoeGoldberg577_ 7 лет назад +500

    I think Dom would be the best personal trainer

    • @V19-g9i
      @V19-g9i 6 лет назад +9

      william sithideth yeah....if you don’t want gains

    • @flare.6237
      @flare.6237 6 лет назад +38

      Dom will probably make you laugh and break your concentration while you're trying to lift 😂😂

    • @gabydewilde
      @gabydewilde 6 лет назад

      thats your excuse?

    • @derespinata7674
      @derespinata7674 5 лет назад +3

      @@flare.6237 or make you snort gnarpump while helping you marinade headbands in pre workout

  • @Xlagzx
    @Xlagzx 7 лет назад +207

    The more he uploads videos the less I laugh because I realize how true it becomes that it’s more of a self reflection than a comedy video... Must be genetics

    • @sihnar8360
      @sihnar8360 7 лет назад +15

      Right? This one hit a little too close to home for comfort.

    • @sebastianinfante409
      @sebastianinfante409 7 лет назад +1

      Still funny tho

    • @warwolf715
      @warwolf715 3 года назад +1

      When I first watched this it close to home for me as well, but it also made me realize I was being a little bitch. Nowadays, after throwing my excuses out the window, I've gotten bigger and stronger

    • @maxlindemann1011
      @maxlindemann1011 Год назад

      I’m sure your good genetics allowed you to reach that realization. Not me though bro 😎

  • @nickzardiashvili624
    @nickzardiashvili624 7 лет назад +429

    Dom actually has a very impressive natty physique and a lot of people should look at it as a goal, but because of RUclips standards are raised by people with... Um... Amazing genetics... People think Dom´s physique is average.

    • @Gsxrnoob
      @Gsxrnoob 7 лет назад +24

      His physique is very average.. nothing impressive about it. Built like every military aged male that plays basketball or some recreational sport on a regular basis.

    • @connorwilde1471
      @connorwilde1471 7 лет назад +284

      Moe Gains there’s nothing average about doms physique.
      Your average person probably doesn’t even go to the gym
      Then if you take your average person at the gym, most of them are smaller than dom
      Filter out everyone who takes juice and you’ll see dom is right at the top.

    • @BLoSkills
      @BLoSkills 7 лет назад +140

      He's built like your average person who's been lifting every day for years. Compared to casual lifters he's ripped

    • @CaptainSexay
      @CaptainSexay 7 лет назад +12

      but isnt bradley the confirmed natty limit? no way he would be a fraud right?

    • @nickzardiashvili624
      @nickzardiashvili624 7 лет назад +116

      Not sure whether you're joking... Bradley has not lifted a weight in his life, he's smaller than an anorexic 12 year old girl.

  • @Rhamsody
    @Rhamsody 6 лет назад +13

    "I took a blood test..I passed it!" This channel just makes me happy.

  • @angryfrog5547
    @angryfrog5547 4 года назад +42

    1:35 Me when i take two flintstones vitamins instead of one

  • @xrated679
    @xrated679 7 лет назад +2306

    thumbs up if u wanna hear dom go deep into conspiracy theorys an give his input

    • @shawneeg214
      @shawneeg214 7 лет назад +48

      Bradley’s chest is flatter than a 12 year olds

    • @hichembrahmi5213
      @hichembrahmi5213 7 лет назад +14

      Dom mazetti vs flat earth

    • @mmmghool
      @mmmghool 7 лет назад +13

      After the eating ass video that was actually really entertaining I could watch him talk about anything

    • @FerrariKing
      @FerrariKing 7 лет назад +7

      Aliens are stealing my gains. That would be a good conspiracy.

    • @kennethnguyen9532
      @kennethnguyen9532 7 лет назад +1

      YESSSS

  • @adamrubin2522
    @adamrubin2522 7 лет назад +156

    Anyone notice this guys progress through the years

  • @presidenttorres3516
    @presidenttorres3516 7 лет назад +456

    I got a mortgage on sims

  • @timheinlein7230
    @timheinlein7230 5 лет назад +49

    I felt personally attacked at least once per 3 seconds. Amazing video

  • @butterbean7814
    @butterbean7814 5 лет назад +2

    Died at 9:37 XD.
    “So instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you.”

  • @jamesron5625
    @jamesron5625 7 лет назад +21

    9:28 “So instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you”

  • @natepace2173
    @natepace2173 7 лет назад +117

    Its really sweet that Dom is making Brad his brodege. Scrawny kids need help.

  • @matteocerasuolofilms
    @matteocerasuolofilms 7 лет назад +719

    “I think I just squirted”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mrniceguy2209
    @Mrniceguy2209 3 года назад +19

    Your writing is fuckin hilarious, just discovered this channel and im working my way through that playlist. Noice werk.

  • @ShanteRoxxane
    @ShanteRoxxane 6 лет назад +13

    "Instead of living up to your absolute potential, bring your potential down to you."
    Philosophy.

  • @M45T3RK35
    @M45T3RK35 7 лет назад +1126

    who's that small teenage boy dom is training with in the video??

    • @LofaLifts
      @LofaLifts 7 лет назад +62

      Lamborghini Kickdown nah hes not a teenager, he looks prepubescent.

    • @12gnikrekop
      @12gnikrekop 6 лет назад +1

      Don is small lol 😂

    • @ADOBEFXPRO
      @ADOBEFXPRO 6 лет назад +80

      ^ There's always that one guy...

    • @beastlobster3192
      @beastlobster3192 6 лет назад +1

      Such a shit joke...

    • @M45T3RK35
      @M45T3RK35 6 лет назад +19

      Beast Lobster I wasn’t joking...

  • @mackwarren228
    @mackwarren228 6 лет назад +156

    the bulking and cutting excuses I hear all the time 😂

    • @robboss1839
      @robboss1839 6 лет назад

      Mack Warren I’m usual cutting until I get fucked up and eat a bunch. Then I’m bulking followed by back to the cut

  • @Tony__Cube
    @Tony__Cube 7 лет назад +153

    Great video see you guys in 2020

  • @UniversalGC
    @UniversalGC 4 года назад +37

    "I have a mortgage...on the Sims" LOL

  • @RNSEntertainmentChannel
    @RNSEntertainmentChannel 6 лет назад +29

    "My money's no good here." - Using this any time I go anywhere lol

  • @bobbydeming5492
    @bobbydeming5492 7 лет назад +193

    This is better then losing my virginity

    • @abking2440
      @abking2440 7 лет назад

      Bobby Deming hahahahah damn 😂

    • @shawneeg214
      @shawneeg214 7 лет назад +39

      Bobby Deming in all fairness you have to experience both to make an accurate assumption

    • @jackp9589
      @jackp9589 7 лет назад +19

      Your uncle doesn’t agree

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 7 лет назад +1

      shawn gately he has,I can confirm.10/10 would hit daddass again

    • @trentmurphy7231
      @trentmurphy7231 7 лет назад

      Honestly same man

  • @fitlawnguy
    @fitlawnguy 7 лет назад +387

    Never clicked off dommerch.com so fast

    • @nothankyou4250
      @nothankyou4250 7 лет назад +1

      Hybrid Athletix Risky click of the day

    • @christianskate9899
      @christianskate9899 7 лет назад

      Fuck u hater hatorrrrrrrrr there must be a ghosy

    • @fitlawnguy
      @fitlawnguy 7 лет назад +1

      The Bromosexual even better

  • @JrHacker21
    @JrHacker21 7 лет назад +164

    *in the middle of a test*
    *broscience notification*
    *Takes the F*
    *Watches video*

    • @ivar8306
      @ivar8306 7 лет назад +5

      Damn dude, you should have just stopped finishing the test and watched the video instead :p

    • @ArmoredKentuckyBoyGTGaming
      @ArmoredKentuckyBoyGTGaming 7 лет назад +1

      Destry S. lol good thing it snowed like crazy so no school

    • @Stinbeng
      @Stinbeng 7 лет назад +2

      Press (X) for DOUBT

    • @puffball900
      @puffball900 7 лет назад +7

      I don’t take test though bro I’m natty

    • @frichickenishaplaysmc2381
      @frichickenishaplaysmc2381 6 лет назад

      same... only im failing math so i just watched the whole vid

  • @davidking7360
    @davidking7360 4 года назад +14

    9:40 he was so proud of his deadlift😀

  • @RazorRoses
    @RazorRoses 6 лет назад +376

    10:08 dude was butt hurt dom took his machine lmao

    • @usernameluis305
      @usernameluis305 6 лет назад +38

      In what world was that guy butt hurt? He gave Dom the signal that it's okay for him to use. That's how I can tell you don't go to the gym, you don't even know basic gym etiquette

    • @dannyfz
      @dannyfz 6 лет назад +28

      @@usernameluis305 what signal? You need to work on those eyes cuz there was none

    • @m1ckyg21
      @m1ckyg21 6 лет назад +61

      @@usernameluis305 since when is saying "aw fuck" and turning away sad a signal

    • @samueljackson315
      @samueljackson315 5 лет назад +9

      @@usernameluis305 you sound fuckin dumb

    • @jamesflames6987
      @jamesflames6987 5 лет назад +1

      They all know he's making a comedy video, so they cut him some slack.

  • @danmcclaren5436
    @danmcclaren5436 6 лет назад +20

    “If you’re not that big, say it’s because you’re cutting. If you’re not that cut, say it’s because you’re bulking” hahahah. Literally everyone.

  • @charlie-zz2kr
    @charlie-zz2kr 7 лет назад +45

    When your mclarens payment is due...

  • @jordanhandley2359
    @jordanhandley2359 7 лет назад +24

    Lmao! The sad thing is, if you're in the gym a lot you have heard all of those excuses!! Love this video! Keep up the good work Dom.

  • @jamesgoodwin2656
    @jamesgoodwin2656 4 года назад +10

    I love to think that brad isn’t made aware when dons shooting and just has to deal with it

  • @Iamtheoneandonly01
    @Iamtheoneandonly01 5 лет назад +1

    "My money's no good here" perfectly encapsulates Everything Dom Mazzetti

  • @noexcuse4youbeastisme
    @noexcuse4youbeastisme 7 лет назад +479

    This is Jason Blaha's life story of lifting.

    • @clenjones5748
      @clenjones5748 7 лет назад +15

      NoExcuse4You BeastIsMe I only have bad genetics in my arms ... and my relatively narrow hips.

    • @xcanarsiex
      @xcanarsiex 7 лет назад +9

      Non-negotiable

    • @dumpsta-divrr365
      @dumpsta-divrr365 7 лет назад

      Soy boy spotted xdd

    • @oculedo9137
      @oculedo9137 6 лет назад +23

      You're a dead man, bro. You just slandered a trained killer.

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 6 лет назад +2

      Innerrr Ciiity

  • @vanquish5023
    @vanquish5023 7 лет назад +78

    Nothing will steal your gains like a wife and 3 kids....

    • @anon7684
      @anon7684 7 лет назад +4

      Darth Vanquish solution: don't have kids

    • @infernojoe1
      @infernojoe1 7 лет назад +3

      You can't un have 3 kids. Orrr can you?

    • @RaulDukeKnife
      @RaulDukeKnife 7 лет назад +4

      Gotta
      Make
      Her a fitness chick. Bring her to a pro show so she can see bikini models and then train wit ya girl

    • @bakters
      @bakters 7 лет назад +11

      Especially 3 natty kids. Those are the worst.

    • @nameless3182
      @nameless3182 7 лет назад

      Moment you f up...

  • @gumrush
    @gumrush 7 лет назад +4

    "Why do better when you can convince yourself and everyone around you that youv already done it". Listen to the wisdom my dudes, fake it till you make it

  • @thechopper5983
    @thechopper5983 6 лет назад

    Easily becoming one of my fav channels

  • @tomislavvazdar3286
    @tomislavvazdar3286 2 года назад +1

    9:50
    that's exactly how I play with my dog. Who knew dogs were man's best gym bro

  • @tcaab369
    @tcaab369 7 лет назад +28

    New year new monthly uploads

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 7 лет назад +5

    Ahhh this one is so good. "It's not even half of what I lifted."
    "It's double..."
    So many good quotable moments. Great writing and acting great job dom.

  • @Ourfinalmomments18
    @Ourfinalmomments18 7 лет назад +605

    I've used a couple of these excuses before 😭😭😭

    • @squiddi1393
      @squiddi1393 7 лет назад +53

      Jesse LeMoine I wish my triceps inserted like yours lol. Mine are kind of high like Dom’s so they don’t look as shaped, but hey I think I got “good” genetics for other muscle insertions so I can’t complain.

    • @Ourfinalmomments18
      @Ourfinalmomments18 7 лет назад +83

      Squiddi I'd be as big as Bradley Martyn but I'm natty ya know? And I have a life, I wish I could be in the gym lifting all day

    • @AdamPilichowski
      @AdamPilichowski 6 лет назад +3

      not excuse bro! lifestyle choice....its my lifestyle choice to be more asthetic on the arms so i can be more agile.... lifestyle choice

    • @patrickbarry633
      @patrickbarry633 6 лет назад

      Cmon Jesse, you got this champ. Natties over raised pal. We can't let Brad get all the gains.

    • @patrickbarry633
      @patrickbarry633 6 лет назад

      @@Ourfinalmomments18 No Natty

  • @patricknoone2152
    @patricknoone2152 2 года назад +4

    he actually insinuated that the dog won tug of war because the dog is on steroids. this is by far his best work.

  • @zacharygrosser4115
    @zacharygrosser4115 4 года назад +3

    3:40 whatever gym you are at that plays Eazy-e. I need a membership asap 👏🏻

  • @gioueem5440
    @gioueem5440 7 лет назад +143

    Actualy i don't have enough time to work out cause i have to watch all your youtube videos, ur uploading too fast bro

    • @MrKing-qd7gi
      @MrKing-qd7gi 7 лет назад

      Savor it. He just started uploading frequently again.

  • @AmirOstad
    @AmirOstad 6 лет назад +79

    This gun sound effect kills me every damn time 😂😂

  • @amc1140
    @amc1140 7 лет назад +166

    Fitness beer in my diet

  • @cbsandwich9421
    @cbsandwich9421 11 месяцев назад

    One of best things about this channel is that even though its obviously meant to be a parody its also incredibly accurate lolz doms a fucking genius i love it

  • @moritzschroder
    @moritzschroder 6 лет назад +210

    just came here to see bradley martin being trash talked 😂(btw i would totally have 2 million youtube subscribers as well, but i cant talk as fast as dom... it's genetics...)

  • @carnalcarnage4499
    @carnalcarnage4499 7 лет назад +38

    Dom is back!

  • @mr.brokkoli5725
    @mr.brokkoli5725 7 лет назад +29

    *Seeing notification that Dom uploaded a new video put smile on my face*

  • @siggetrygger1476
    @siggetrygger1476 7 лет назад +95

    9:55 never skip leg day

    • @millechemins8436
      @millechemins8436 7 лет назад +20

      hahaha how did you see that

    • @Dr_Bille
      @Dr_Bille 7 лет назад +21

      Holy shit dude, eagle eyes

    • @BeaverHunter
      @BeaverHunter 7 лет назад +8

      He has bad knees

    • @ipsojure2137
      @ipsojure2137 7 лет назад

      optical illusion, dom is so big, he makes everyone look super tiny in comparison, dude in the background probably has 40inch quads

  • @husainjam
    @husainjam 4 года назад +1

    Bradley Martin is such a good sport. Dom is a legend.

  • @alexl3579
    @alexl3579 4 года назад +9

    “This ain’t my final form” lmao

  • @Big-Wonka
    @Big-Wonka 7 лет назад +188

    6:09 Lmao you missed a perfect Andre the giant reference.

  • @beautifulstoryteller8105
    @beautifulstoryteller8105 7 лет назад +12

    My Lord, I honestly laughed the entire video. This has been the best one I have seen so far!

  • @chrisroden1995
    @chrisroden1995 7 лет назад +19

    Lifting excuse - "it's legs day today" 😭

  • @TheKremor
    @TheKremor 10 месяцев назад +1

    Finally solution for all my issues!

  • @Rad-Soup
    @Rad-Soup 4 года назад +1

    This is still one of his best videos

  • @Anon-th9je
    @Anon-th9je 7 лет назад +109

    Here before demonetization

    • @Anon-th9je
      @Anon-th9je 7 лет назад +3

      Arnold Weber he always says offensive stuff against RUclips’s policy so he gets demonetized for it

    • @Anon-th9je
      @Anon-th9je 7 лет назад +3

      Arnold Weber I agree. They’re taking money away from the channels that aren’t kid friendly like this one

    • @robertgordon7983
      @robertgordon7983 7 лет назад +3

      Anon videos were demonetized before they were released

    • @MrPranker247
      @MrPranker247 7 лет назад +5

      More like DOMonetization

  • @alialmaidan8472
    @alialmaidan8472 7 лет назад +140

    I wish my gym had dogs for a bicep workout

    • @wdaswwqads
      @wdaswwqads 5 лет назад +3

      My dog wishes it had a bicep for a dog workout

  • @teorake7398
    @teorake7398 7 лет назад +418

    Maybe slightly off topic but I just learnt how to tie my shoe lace the super witch craft quick way

    • @Fitand50Formula
      @Fitand50Formula 7 лет назад +130

      Yea I could tie my shoelaces the super witchcraft way to but I’m natty

    • @Hauptschulstyler1986
      @Hauptschulstyler1986 7 лет назад +2

      Also when you were their age you tied your shoes twice as fast, didn't you?

    • @harrisonblanc9342
      @harrisonblanc9342 7 лет назад

      That’s so fuckin weird cause one of my classes was talking about that the whole period

    • @DWrottweiler90
      @DWrottweiler90 7 лет назад +3

      Thats not natty bro, you juicin with your fake ass natty shoe lace.

    • @Fitand50Formula
      @Fitand50Formula 7 лет назад +5

      When I was their age I could tie my shoe laces four times as fast. I was like a collegiate champ or something, but then I got a finger injury so I couldn't go pro, and now I'm old and natty. Did I mention I'm natty?

  • @kingstk2798
    @kingstk2798 5 лет назад +9

    "Instead of living up to your potential, bring your potential down to you" xD

  • @duckdudegames8339
    @duckdudegames8339 3 года назад +1

    Best video on the platform