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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @lemonsponge5050
    @lemonsponge5050 Год назад +1304

    NORAD is the final boss for all Santa deniers.

    • @emmettmccosker
      @emmettmccosker Год назад +106

      Santa is real, my source? NORAD

    • @SeanCityNavy
      @SeanCityNavy Год назад +94

      NORAD Tells me Santa is real and god knows the North American Aerospace Defense Command would never lie to me

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab Год назад

      Santa is code for UFO look it up

    • @gadgetboy4717
      @gadgetboy4717 11 месяцев назад +22

      NORAD is also the final boss for Santa

    • @spacebanana5326
      @spacebanana5326 11 месяцев назад +35

      "Santa isn't real" - Random Person
      "Fox three" - F22 pilot

  • @hackal_jackal9745
    @hackal_jackal9745 Год назад +518

    NORAD ensures the Russians dont lay a finger on Santa.

    • @pixellordm8780
      @pixellordm8780 Год назад

      It’s funny because the russians pretend to be the defender of Christianity while also violating the entirety of the bibles teachings.

    • @FishbedFive
      @FishbedFive 4 месяца назад

      Russia and the U.S. absolutely dogfight over Greenland and none of em say anything

    • @TheGreatGooberBoober
      @TheGreatGooberBoober 3 месяца назад +5

      we aint sharing that christmas goodness with ´em soviets

    • @XShadowzVarcolac
      @XShadowzVarcolac 2 месяца назад +6

      but Santa is soviet, he is red, and gives free stuff to everyone

    • @CodenameCat-go4xn
      @CodenameCat-go4xn Месяц назад +6

      @@XShadowzVarcolacCOMMUNIST DETECTED, ICBM INBOUND,

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 Год назад +446

    Santa is a high value asset to the Coca Cola corporation, he must be defended at all costs

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 Год назад +61

      Santa is the Head of State of the North Pole, an allied nation of the USA.
      USAF often provides fighter escort, in case Santa needs assistance.

    • @thefoxyokai5030
      @thefoxyokai5030 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@patrickkenyon2326I would imagine that the North Pole, with Santa at its helm would consider itself an ally of all nations. Kind of like Akhzivland

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@thefoxyokai5030 They do.
      But not all nations feel the same.
      Just because Santa wishes to be friends with Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, doesn't mean they approve of him entering their airspace.

    • @TrazynPrime
      @TrazynPrime 11 месяцев назад +5

      Especially against their competitors over at pepsi with the 4th largest navy in the world for the short moment they had one 😂

  • @allergic2bulletz875
    @allergic2bulletz875 Год назад +304

    Development of military technology is driven not by state competition, but our desperate struggle to finally shoot down that jolly fat son-of-a-gun.

    • @DerUberStern
      @DerUberStern Год назад +38

      They say the moment we develop a missile capable of jamming itself square up Saint Nick's chimney, we will become truly unassailable as a nation.

    • @christbenitez8797
      @christbenitez8797 3 месяца назад

      So santa is a communist all along?

  • @sirllamaiii9708
    @sirllamaiii9708 Год назад +689

    Defense propaganda for Christmas? Yippee! Hoping the Santa tracker is brought up

  • @theobserver706
    @theobserver706 Год назад +239

    The ICBM timed with the bells was very nice

    • @Indexium
      @Indexium  Год назад +90

      erm acshually that is a Ground Based Interceptor or GBI uhmmm

    • @Watermalone119
      @Watermalone119 Год назад +9

      @@Indexium🤓

    • @theobserver706
      @theobserver706 Год назад +8

      @@Indexiumyeah I see it, chonkiness and pointiness factors did not match in my head either

  • @zachattack_the_imperialist6065
    @zachattack_the_imperialist6065 Год назад +279

    Defending freedom and keeping us safe year round even on holidays good work and thank you to the ladies and gentlemen at NORAD

  • @HockeyPro21
    @HockeyPro21 9 месяцев назад +14

    The Cheyenne Mountain Complex will forever be, in my opinion, the greatest engineering project ever completed in American history, possibly even human history up to this point in time.

  • @Act2ve
    @Act2ve Год назад +209

    “Mr. Claus you are violating US airspace. Turn around or we will have no choice but to open fire”

    • @16976212
      @16976212 Год назад +15

      Then you remeber how fast he would have to move to deliver presents in one night. And are humbled

    • @risensentinel3916
      @risensentinel3916 Год назад +20

      Now I want to see a movie where Santa has to go all out to evade everyone’s air defenses in order to deliver presents.

    • @Act2ve
      @Act2ve Год назад

      @@16976212Santa’s fast. 30mm is faster.

    • @Jellydoughnuthole
      @Jellydoughnuthole 6 месяцев назад +2

      @risensentinel3916 if by any chance I become a film Director I will absolutely fucking make that no, seriously, I might actually steal that idea That is a fucking great movie concept like you don’t understand that some Wallace and Gromit type shit just “LOOK OUT GROMIT ITS THE BRITISH” actually, no I can’t make it into a movie because there’s no fucking way I can prolong that as a plot actually never mind that’s a fuck man. This would be a great TV show like six episodes for each continent and bonus episodes for the big countries like America and Ukraine we can just skip over Russia because let’s be honest. There’s nothing to speak out there. It’s just. Russia feels like if you gave a kid a BB gun like sure in theory they could kill you, but Santa is a how big of a man? Yeah, Russia can do their fucking best but like good luck Best case scenario the missile just turns itself right the fuck around and gives a naughty ruskie his early Christmas present anyways, in the more current term I might make a book about this perhaps and don’t hold me to this these are non-binding words because I know in like the next three seconds I’m going to get sidetracked

  • @JohnWilliamNowak
    @JohnWilliamNowak Год назад +80

    It's not well known, but Santa's sleigh does not carry IFF because it interferes with reindeer magic. So, by tradition, he is escorted by fighters to prevent incidents.

  • @s4ltyn748
    @s4ltyn748 Год назад +74

    Of all the places my tax dollars go tracking Santa is truly the best

  • @NATOenthusiast
    @NATOenthusiast Год назад +60

    NORAD be like: I SEE ALL!!!

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Год назад +3

      *NRO.
      NORAD the air-defense shield, backed by the nuclear ‘spear’ of STRATCOM.

    • @NATOenthusiast
      @NATOenthusiast Год назад +2

      @@jamesharding3459 Okay? Did I get something wrong? I thought NORADS radars saw all…

    • @Kghammond852
      @Kghammond852 11 месяцев назад +2

      Its the eye of Sauron.

  • @thegamingduck7199
    @thegamingduck7199 Год назад +113

    Great video, love the visuals and the stuff fits the music, very festive and has a great vibe. 9/10

  • @letsplayfreakde1273
    @letsplayfreakde1273 Год назад +45

    The only Christmas present I truly needed

  • @jdbeistline5230
    @jdbeistline5230 Год назад +46

    When our military is fucking outrageously powerful that we can accurately track a fictional character.. makes you wonder, what else are they tracking that "doesn't exist".

    • @CaptainRhodor
      @CaptainRhodor 10 месяцев назад +13

      We've been watching the battlestar Galactica for a few years now. It just chills out and slowly performs repairs

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 5 месяцев назад +9

    Santa Claus: Why did that specific mountain in Colorado suddenly have a health bar appear above it?

  • @hypershrimp_
    @hypershrimp_ Год назад +102

    We intercepting santa with this one 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrSciencedog2
    @MrSciencedog2 Год назад +24

    You know, im alright with a massive defense budget as long as we get good compilations of our military power

  • @BufferThunder
    @BufferThunder 11 месяцев назад +63

    Boris?
    Ya?
    Why does santa keep popping up as a "nuclear capable B-52"?

    • @ancaplanaoriginal5303
      @ancaplanaoriginal5303 14 дней назад

      You of see comrade, santa uses a special delivery vehicle of many years old to bring us the presents we deserve, da

    • @grantplazb1648
      @grantplazb1648 День назад

      you mean tu95

    • @BufferThunder
      @BufferThunder День назад

      @@grantplazb1648 no? re-read the post

  • @john-hy3gb
    @john-hy3gb Год назад +28

    me when my christmas package is myseriously exploded by a ABM defense system

  • @CambyBolongo
    @CambyBolongo Год назад +65

    I want two F22 sections flying vic behind Santa's sleigh as he enters Alaskan airspace.

  • @Sw1fty_W
    @Sw1fty_W Год назад +31

    This is our Christmas Present and it will be cherished

  • @Nitanthology
    @Nitanthology Год назад +41

    "In God we trust, all others we track."

  • @KrebsonMACROwave
    @KrebsonMACROwave 12 дней назад +4

    Ah yes.. Getting recommended before christmas

  • @Sir.Panther
    @Sir.Panther 10 дней назад +4

    Merry Christmas

  • @donovankeeney3835
    @donovankeeney3835 Год назад +31

    santa gettin shot down by NORAD?

    • @GrifHowe
      @GrifHowe Год назад +14

      Norad knows better than start beef with an eldritch holiday avatar.
      They track Santa so they can ensure they stay out of his way.

    • @FirstDagger
      @FirstDagger Год назад +9

      Interception doesn't mean shot-down.

    • @gustafadolf3065
      @gustafadolf3065 9 месяцев назад +3

      More like they ensure that he has the skies clear of enemy bogeys so that he can delivers the gifts safely :))

  • @Roddy556
    @Roddy556 Год назад +6

    I was going to say every year for a few hours they don't have to worry about mutually assured destruction but no they still have to worry about that too just with added responsibilities.

  • @Ch-64Chinnok
    @Ch-64Chinnok Год назад +12

    Norad, Santa, and colorado all have alot in common

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 Год назад +11

    NORAD will escort Santa during Christmas.

  • @underpaidmook
    @underpaidmook Год назад +6

    I find it funny how this is a coalition in Wargame: Red Dragon. Because...it's mainly an air defense network

  • @AirShark95
    @AirShark95 11 месяцев назад +7

    Canadian CF-18s: "...I'm tired boss"

  • @AeroProtogen
    @AeroProtogen Год назад +9

    Man I love the Cheyenne Mountain Complex

  • @soffren
    @soffren Год назад +5

    My final argument in favor the Military Industrial Complex.

  • @asu-57tankoffical
    @asu-57tankoffical 4 месяца назад +3

    NORAD protecting Santa's sleight from migs since 1957

  • @John_HELLDIVER_please
    @John_HELLDIVER_please Год назад +8

    NORAD is the final boss for santa XD

  • @pupschaoticmess308
    @pupschaoticmess308 2 месяца назад +2

    Santa when Russia try's to station nuclear missiles in the north pole
    "HO HO FUCK NO"
    also just because its funny
    trade offer santa gets the eyes and ears of norad
    norad gets santa to use a fucking transponder for ounce

  • @joshuasantos3692
    @joshuasantos3692 Год назад +9

    You forgot to show the stargate inside Cheyenne mountain

  • @TeslasTacos
    @TeslasTacos Год назад +14

    DEFCON ONE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

  • @RBAR104
    @RBAR104 2 месяца назад +3

    is is just me or does that Hornet at 1:16 have a broken main gear?

  • @RubyFox_YT
    @RubyFox_YT Год назад +5

    Likely the best gift I will get this year :D

  • @nicholascallands100
    @nicholascallands100 Месяц назад +1

    Fire edit🔥

  • @ravshanoday1073
    @ravshanoday1073 Год назад +2

    The only christmas present worth my time

  • @benhovermale4132
    @benhovermale4132 2 месяца назад +3

    Santa cooked😢2:11

  • @TheDrunkenGunsmith
    @TheDrunkenGunsmith Год назад +2

    Appreciated the canadian forces bit!

  • @Ratvar__
    @Ratvar__ Год назад +5

    CANADA SPOTTED!!!! WE EXIST

  • @caleblindsey5794
    @caleblindsey5794 3 месяца назад +2

    I approve of this use of my tax dollars

  • @jacobhayes9992
    @jacobhayes9992 10 месяцев назад +3

    So your telling me some guy dressed in red just hands out presents for free? no wonder norad tracks him

  • @banditthegreat1787
    @banditthegreat1787 Год назад +5

    Another common American W

    • @Jellydoughnuthole
      @Jellydoughnuthole 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hell yeah GLORY TO THE NORTH AMERICAN COMBINE WOOO

  • @rivawattimena3645
    @rivawattimena3645 Год назад +1

    Best Christmas present ever.

  • @MG101
    @MG101 Год назад +2

    Can’t wait!!

  • @ACoalitionGuy
    @ACoalitionGuy Год назад +6

    Ohoho this is gonna be one hell of a Christmas gift...

  • @landonluebke7627
    @landonluebke7627 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love the contrast of RCAF legacy hornets versus the US’s Raptors and F-35s

  • @ENDER_WARTHUNDER
    @ENDER_WARTHUNDER Год назад

    Another great video like always

  • @CMZballofficial_15EAGLE
    @CMZballofficial_15EAGLE 2 месяца назад

    This is my kind of Christmas video

  • @cartercoffman1021
    @cartercoffman1021 4 месяца назад +1

    Never thought you could make Carol of The Bells into a propaganda video. It's beautiful.

  • @Isol545
    @Isol545 Год назад +1

    merry christmas/happy holidays yall

  • @CekalaStudios
    @CekalaStudios 2 месяца назад

    We are figuring out slowly how to defeat Santa's missile defenses. Soon he will be nothing but Crimson snow

  • @sauerkids9254
    @sauerkids9254 Год назад +1

    Rudolph pulling 5 gs because NORAD thought he was an ICBM

  • @Polybius-G5
    @Polybius-G5 Год назад +2

    another 10/10

  • @carlsonne2876
    @carlsonne2876 Год назад

    Left Christmas dinner to watch this

  • @tow844
    @tow844 7 месяцев назад +1

    Tax dollars well spent

  • @engchoontan8483
    @engchoontan8483 4 месяца назад

    beware of plasmaharcs in tunnels, voids, shafts(elevator), bunkers, ventillation

    • @engchoontan8483
      @engchoontan8483 4 месяца назад

      we practiced a few times on you an LHC and poland to ... aurora arcs and plasma

  • @himalayansaltlamp9370
    @himalayansaltlamp9370 11 месяцев назад +1

    santa deniers VS NORAD's santa tracker

  • @Godofchaosdragons
    @Godofchaosdragons 11 месяцев назад

    Santa is the reason we have fifth gen fighters. How else are only we are able to track him? He gave us the tech.

  • @christopherconklin281
    @christopherconklin281 Год назад +2

    Long live the Military Industrial Complex, God bless the United States, and have a very Merry Christmas!

  • @internetrules8522
    @internetrules8522 Год назад

    have a merry NORAD

  • @John-rl9ue
    @John-rl9ue 6 месяцев назад

    Now I need this with Exo Santa theme

  • @holajza
    @holajza 11 месяцев назад

    We tracked that ballon form america all the way over japan. This thing is amazing

  • @darealsherlock8026
    @darealsherlock8026 Год назад

    Have a ver merry NORAD christmas.
    bro gained 300 sube in 2 days. CHAD.

  • @Rianggr3
    @Rianggr3 Год назад +1

    Santa got shot by a HIMARS yesteraday

    • @HazmatUnit
      @HazmatUnit Год назад

      Lol, nah he fine, HIMARs are very good at hitting their targets.

  • @ultralaggerREV1
    @ultralaggerREV1 Год назад +1

    Make a video about the Nimitz-class supercarriers pliz! :)

  • @Eshanas
    @Eshanas Год назад

    We’ll get him next year!!!

  • @ultralaggerREV1
    @ultralaggerREV1 Год назад +1

    LETS GOOOOOOO NOOOORAAAAAAAAD🎉

  • @a_bruh
    @a_bruh Год назад

    i dont think santas gonna make it out of american airspace this time

  • @linin7446
    @linin7446 Год назад

    lets go santa got that VIP escort

  • @hibuddy1473
    @hibuddy1473 Год назад

    Not even Santa is allowed to violate sovereign American airspace and get away with it!

  • @Bgun-in7yp
    @Bgun-in7yp Год назад +1

    Thanks Santa Index! Couldn't ask for anything else aside more Propaganda for Christmas!

  • @adamjensen8112
    @adamjensen8112 Год назад

    I would love to see an Anduril edit @Index

  • @nevadaman7699
    @nevadaman7699 11 месяцев назад

    Do a Humvee edit, it would go hard

  • @cerviplays6691
    @cerviplays6691 Год назад

    I live just 30 minutes north of Cheyenne mountain

  • @AF65WA
    @AF65WA Год назад +1

    W NORAD

  • @Hag_Hunter
    @Hag_Hunter Год назад

    Merry christmas!

  • @riskfactor5686
    @riskfactor5686 Год назад

    Santa was taken out by an Aim-9x sidewinder over the South China sea

  • @uku4171
    @uku4171 Год назад +4

    When Saab edit? When Israeli Rafael edit? When Executive Outcomes edit?

    • @thegamingduck7199
      @thegamingduck7199 Год назад +1

      Yea we need the Saab, it is the only thing on the discord now

    • @CombatSins
      @CombatSins Год назад

      when it does, you can wait 💀

    • @ttpechon2535
      @ttpechon2535 Год назад

      @@thegamingduck7199 Been like that since day 1!

    • @uku4171
      @uku4171 Год назад +1

      @@CombatSins I cannot

    • @CombatSins
      @CombatSins Год назад +1

      cope, I’m bouta ban you from the index discord 💀💀

  • @CaptainSovereign
    @CaptainSovereign Год назад +1

    Has anyone found a ring shape thing? :D

  • @theus663
    @theus663 Год назад

    Can you try doing one for NORINCO and their crazy stuff?

  • @mango3148
    @mango3148 4 месяца назад

    I hope Santa's Sled can Cobra

  • @MrDuck-vu6vb
    @MrDuck-vu6vb Год назад

    May I suggest a video about De Havilland?

  • @zoldycexe
    @zoldycexe Год назад

    Can you do an edit on the dutch east india company?

  • @bagelmaster2498
    @bagelmaster2498 Год назад

    Could you make a remix for Krauss Maffei Wegmann? they make the leopard 2 and the PZH 2000

  • @Un_soldat
    @Un_soldat Год назад

    Waiting for one on spawar

  • @The-python-guy
    @The-python-guy Год назад

    yay

  • @therussianfurry
    @therussianfurry 16 дней назад

    godbless the F-15's that protect santa every year on his journey

  • @adamhinckley5062
    @adamhinckley5062 11 месяцев назад

    CANADA MENTIONED RAAAAAH WTF IS A MILE!!!!???

  • @OlegFura
    @OlegFura Год назад

    bace

  • @CORVlD
    @CORVlD Год назад

    PLZ do SAAB soon

  • @scyze1689
    @scyze1689 Год назад

    CHRISTMAS

  • @FirstDagger
    @FirstDagger Год назад +1

    1:16 Gear malfunction on that Hornet?

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Год назад +2

      one goes up slightly faster than the other, this happens if the valves get sticky. A little more pressure and it will raise.

  • @operatorcaster1030
    @operatorcaster1030 Год назад

    Let's track Santa Claus with this video 🔊🗣🔊🗣🔊🔊🎄🎄🔊🗣🔊🎄🎄🗣🔊🗿🗿
    (The comment came a little late lol)

  • @chickenusgoddus464
    @chickenusgoddus464 Год назад

    God truly blesses the military industrial complex