The Haunted Mansion - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @kchandaman3012
    @kchandaman3012 8 лет назад +581

    "Hey Dreamworks is the only company that gets to turn me into a computer generated jackass!"
    Gets me every time.

    • @crashedfighterproductions
      @crashedfighterproductions 8 лет назад +34

      It's even funnier when you realize that a "jackass" is another name for a donkey.

    • @Loopyboy447
      @Loopyboy447 8 лет назад +10

      +CrashedFighterProductions and even his name is donkey

  • @GokuUzumaki03
    @GokuUzumaki03 Год назад +67

    4:37-4:41 It’s official. The Nostalgic Critic predicted Owen Wilson was going to be in the remake of Haunted Mansion

    • @perfectopebenito2640
      @perfectopebenito2640 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yes, It's Disney 100 reimagining movie of Haunted Mansion.

    • @perfectopebenito2640
      @perfectopebenito2640 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, it's Disney 100 reimagine 2023 movie Haunted Mansion! Right?

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 2 месяца назад

      this was better than that

  • @AndySteinMusic
    @AndySteinMusic 9 лет назад +1552

    I was just about to high five the screen when the critic told me not to ... :(

    • @sailoritaly
      @sailoritaly 9 лет назад +44

      I didn't know you watched the Nostalgia Critic!

    • @redblueberg
      @redblueberg 9 лет назад +13

      +MandoPony what shame I wanted a high five

    • @Thenextworldwar
      @Thenextworldwar 9 лет назад +17

      +MandoPony Can I high-screen you?
      I love your music... just want the word "acknowledged" directed at me ;__;

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 8 лет назад +9

      I already did it :/

    • @mylesco.5385
      @mylesco.5385 8 лет назад +13

      What are y'all talking about? I high fived him.

  • @sp4rrow_23
    @sp4rrow_23 Год назад +148

    “Owen Wilson telling me to be scared” aged perfectly

    • @claymathewselevator8121
      @claymathewselevator8121 Год назад +12

      Doug Walker is Nostradamus 😂

    • @sp4rrow_23
      @sp4rrow_23 Год назад +11

      @@claymathewselevator8121 he probably tells the simpsons the things to predict🤣

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 Год назад +2

      Really ironic if you ask me

    • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
      @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 Год назад +2

      ​@@sp4rrow_23Not the only Thing in this Review that aged well. Gargoyles with Kanye West and Ellen Degeneres!

    • @BC92Se7en
      @BC92Se7en 7 месяцев назад

      Every review Critic has atleast 1 priceless perfectly done joke this is it for this review

  • @taylormonk4222
    @taylormonk4222 4 года назад +80

    Honestly, the most impressive part of this movie is how the opening credits is it’s own well-told story. The entirety of the credits is my favorite part of the whole movie because everything about it is well done.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 Год назад +3

      I ❤❤❤❤ the opening credits to The Haunted Mansion too. SERIOUSLY it's on par with the opening love story sequence in UP. And the entire sequence in the opening credits of Haunted Mansion is done without a single line of dialogue. Everything is conveyed BRILLIANTLY thru the music and Mr Gracey's facial expressions.

  • @curetapwater5604
    @curetapwater5604 7 лет назад +767

    You know how after the Pirates movie came out they added Jack Sparrow to the ride? Can you imagine Eddie Murphey being placed in the Haunted Mansion?

    • @darreylhenderson8979
      @darreylhenderson8979 6 лет назад +94

      There was actually talk of having Jennifer Tilly replace the current Madame Leota in the ride, with Tilly's version. Jennifer talked about it in an interview. i am glad they decided not to.

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 6 лет назад +19

      Oh god

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 6 лет назад +8

      @@darreylhenderson8979 at least 2 of Eleanor Audleys are well respected

    • @megelizabeth9492
      @megelizabeth9492 6 лет назад +2

      @@gbird. Agreed! that would be really terrifying! ;)

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 5 лет назад +4

      @@darreylhenderson8979 why is she in so many things? She is so one note

  • @emilywolf1235
    @emilywolf1235 8 лет назад +154

    Critic: C'mon, high-five me bro!
    Me: *Lifts hand in preparation*
    Critic: If you actually do it, I will be concerned about you..
    Me: *Retracts hand in shame*

  • @leekspin1562
    @leekspin1562 7 лет назад +1280

    I feel so betrayed...I WATCHED THIS ON A TV AND I DID THE HIGH FIVE
    I DID IT FOR YOU, CRITIC! I DID IT FOR YOU!

    • @KitKat4Christ
      @KitKat4Christ 6 лет назад +39

      Same, but I was watching this on my phone.

    • @abigailjarvis4793
      @abigailjarvis4793 6 лет назад +28

      You did it for him
      And you would do it again
      You did it for her
      That is to say
      You did it for him

    • @doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770
      @doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770 5 лет назад +8

      @@abigailjarvis4793 ow ow Steven universe I love that show you know why BECAUSE YOU SHOULD NEVER HATE THE GAY

    • @slayer-kz3wn
      @slayer-kz3wn 5 лет назад +4

      I did it on my phone

    • @michalbrunclik5980
      @michalbrunclik5980 5 лет назад +5

      I didit on my laptop

  • @not.supermario
    @not.supermario 3 года назад +163

    I always found this movie funny growing up and I still do now.
    And that part where Ramsley is taken down to hell is honestly an interesting twist. When you think about it, evil spirits in other movies tend to terrorize the main protagonists and kill the innocent people. Instead, they go after the villain who earned his spot in hell for what he did.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Год назад

      I think the evil spirits were unrelated to that fire elemental. The curse was broken when the truth was revealed and everyone would go to their afterlives, so the elemental was not summoned by Ramsley. It was sent from hell to collect him.

  • @TheDisneyQueen93
    @TheDisneyQueen93 3 года назад +52

    The story they put of Master Gracey’s lost love always interested me. I wish the movie had been more about that or the origin stories of the other 998 ghosts in the mansion.

  • @TheJrbdog
    @TheJrbdog 8 лет назад +1325

    This film should have been made by Tim Burton. The weirdness and creativity of the ride paired with his madness can only be great.

    • @JasTheFagge
      @JasTheFagge 8 лет назад +104

      +TheJrbdog Nah, he'd just make everything cgi and cast Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp as the struggling couple to come out of the experience with a new lease on their relationship.

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog 8 лет назад +60

      +Silhouetters we'll have to travel back in type and get the Tom Burton who liked creepy claymation.

    • @JasTheFagge
      @JasTheFagge 8 лет назад +21

      TheJrbdog He still does in some cases, most recently Coraline, for instance.

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog 8 лет назад +33

      +Silhouetters but that wasn't live action. I'm talking about the creepy claymation in movies like Beatlejuice.

    • @JasTheFagge
      @JasTheFagge 8 лет назад +14

      TheJrbdog Oh I see, yes we do need that back, and fast!

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 лет назад +293

    At least the critic is concerned about my mental health

  • @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154
    @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154 9 лет назад +1593

    No regrets on the high five.

    • @LilacDelilahPersonalAccount
      @LilacDelilahPersonalAccount 9 лет назад +27

      I have some concerns.
      Also, No regrets as well xD

    • @xxxAnaconda69
      @xxxAnaconda69 8 лет назад +6

      none whatsoever!!

    • @KattDa
      @KattDa 8 лет назад +22

      +Daniel “Hero's Apprentice's Brick” Scharn I have a screen that was perfectly sized to high-five him, so I had to. Then he spoke. And I was disappointed in myself.

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 8 лет назад +4

      Same!

    • @jacksonrogers6751
      @jacksonrogers6751 7 лет назад +3

      Daniel Scharn same

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 Год назад +33

    4:39 Doug Walker predicted Haunted Mansion 2023 😂

  • @nathanforester5993
    @nathanforester5993 5 лет назад +109

    I really wish we could have seen what Guilermo Del Toro's reimagining of the movie would have been like. If not him to direct it, then either Tim Burton or Joe Dante.

    • @janayholmes6072
      @janayholmes6072 4 года назад +6

      It definitely would have been darker and would have dived deeper into the relationship between Elizabeth and gracey

    • @mikaylawilliams7213
      @mikaylawilliams7213 4 года назад +4

      Totally. Pan's labyrinth was great! I bet this would be too.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 2 года назад +1

      Please don't tell me they scrapped that! I've been holding out for it all this time!

    • @DigiDestined558
      @DigiDestined558 Год назад +1

      ​@@deuceydee3506
      Nope! Not scraped. I'm here from the future to tell you that though Guillermo Del Toro is not attached there is a new Haunted Mansion movie coming out, directed by Justin Simien (Bad Hair, Dear White People).

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa Год назад +1

      Hell no, Tim Burton has been utter shit after Sleepy Hollow and Big Fish.

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 7 лет назад +399

    "Save it for Shrek Twelve."
    That cracked me up, and probably for all the wrong reasons.

    • @ColonelFrontline1152
      @ColonelFrontline1152 5 лет назад +2

      7:06

    • @kaitlynwinslow3940
      @kaitlynwinslow3940 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @Nightmare-kn6ee
      @Nightmare-kn6ee 4 года назад +3

      Well I can see why it cracked you up Shrek twelve is a pretty great movie that's the movie where Shrek has to go and Shrek the Shrek's from different parts of his timeline from the evil Humpty Dumpty and prince charming who are also getting help from another fairy godmother, and Lord Markiplier I mean Lord Farqwad, it also had three different types of puss in boots 6 Fiona's and 83 different Eddie Murphy's and only 82 of them are from the future it's probably not as good as Shrek one and two but it's still a very great movie

    • @bandicootsauce4569
      @bandicootsauce4569 4 года назад +4

      @@scaryrumpus
      ...The fuck?

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Год назад

      ​@@Nightmare-kn6eewhat the fuck are you talking about?

  • @PeanutXBaby
    @PeanutXBaby 8 лет назад +728

    "Save it for Shrek 12" hehehe

    • @FoxieRoxie365
      @FoxieRoxie365 8 лет назад +5

      Damn they made the last two movies horrible 😖😖

    • @PeanutXBaby
      @PeanutXBaby 8 лет назад

      Yup. They sure did.

    • @Kreiser_VII
      @Kreiser_VII 8 лет назад +3

      I noticed it once I saw the 4th... Don't even mention the Ice Age sequels, since that I can't be sold on all Dreamworks' sequels.

    • @_SomeGuyOnline
      @_SomeGuyOnline 8 лет назад +5

      +Kreiser Ice Age isn't add by Dreamworks. Blue Sky Studios made those atrocities.

    • @Kreiser_VII
      @Kreiser_VII 8 лет назад

      +Some Guy Thanks for the correction.

  • @Mikoyo15
    @Mikoyo15 7 лет назад +548

    if a movie needs a remake, its this one

  • @maeganmonster
    @maeganmonster 6 лет назад +62

    "Would you like a divorce?"
    SHOTS FIRED

  • @t4ctical_shovel565
    @t4ctical_shovel565 Год назад +19

    4:37 did NC just predict Owen Wilson being in the new Haunted Mansion?

  • @abelmantor2449
    @abelmantor2449 7 лет назад +207

    That gargoyles skit was hilarious 😂

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 6 лет назад +20

      Abel Mantor I am XnenaToes.
      I am XanaxToast.
      I am SantaHos.
      Xanatos!
      I don't care.

  • @RosiePosie-el3lj
    @RosiePosie-el3lj 7 лет назад +251

    Fun fact, Guillermo del Toro has been working on a Haunted Mansion reboot since 2010. Which probably means it'll never see the light of day.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +16

      Anon Ymous Yep. It's not seeing the light of day. That may be partly why he made Crimson Peak.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад +9

      About as likely as happening as Hellboy 3.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 лет назад +3

      That would be so awesone.

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide 5 лет назад +3

      They clevery reference it on the Blade 2 review.

    • @peterschadenberg9045
      @peterschadenberg9045 Год назад +1

      The movie kind of did saw the light of day though, only without Guillermo del Toro. Del Toro doesn't have the best relationship with dollar sign-eyed studios.

  • @amethyst_dawn
    @amethyst_dawn 7 лет назад +240

    Immediately after I high-fived the screen, he said "If you actually do it, I will be very concerned about you..."
    Perfect timing.

  • @samuelbarber4154
    @samuelbarber4154 7 лет назад +136

    Zod is the Phantom of the haunted mansion.

    • @wyattalford9064
      @wyattalford9064 6 лет назад +4

      Samuel Barber he also made the first porn hub video

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 лет назад +4

      The Haunted Mansion is the Phantom Zone?

    • @enigmaticbeing7703
      @enigmaticbeing7703 5 лет назад +3

      Was planning to hear zod say to eddie Murphy kneel very much disappointed

  • @WraithOfMan
    @WraithOfMan 5 лет назад +30

    Such a missed opportunity to use the line "Kneel before Zod!"...

  • @spiritbx1337
    @spiritbx1337 8 лет назад +885

    I did a halfhearted high-five when you asked. Not regretting it.

  • @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789
    @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789 7 лет назад +478

    Disney should have remade The Haunted Mansion into an animated movie

    • @wyattalford9064
      @wyattalford9064 6 лет назад +9

      PinkiePool GamerBrony9 with Donald Trump as the main character

    • @Luxito_DeWarlock
      @Luxito_DeWarlock 5 лет назад +14

      wyattalford0 Actually make him the villain, now that’ll make America great again. 😂

    • @camomiletea7357
      @camomiletea7357 5 лет назад +7

      I feel like it needs a remake for definite but it should be a spooky live action remake

    • @saltymisfit6566
      @saltymisfit6566 4 года назад +7

      No physical limits, imagination and creativity let loose?? Hell yeah

    • @aldosdragonworld.1753
      @aldosdragonworld.1753 4 года назад +5

      The HAUNTED MANSION will be indeed the side of horror into the dark side and into the realm of horror films but it is PG-13 and it is HORROR.

  • @p.z.arnott2329
    @p.z.arnott2329 8 лет назад +135

    Uninterested Daughter: It does. It wants us to follow it.
    Mimmicking Uninterested Daughter: I'm acting.

    • @ikovader
      @ikovader 7 лет назад +8

      They want us to follow it. They DO want us to follow.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 6 лет назад +2

      Oh hai, glowing orb! Let's follow it, huh?

  • @TheAlmightyGameGenie
    @TheAlmightyGameGenie Год назад +12

    4:37 Owen Wilson in the Haunted Mansion... well that's aged well.

  • @gageperuti5519
    @gageperuti5519 6 лет назад +31

    I completely agree with the Critic's on the casting of Madame Leota. They should have used Judy Dench or Angela Lansbury. Or better yet, compete the trio again with the current actress for Maleficent and Lady Tremaine, Susan Blakeslee.

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 4 года назад +5

      I would use cate blanchet.

  • @AhsokaJackson
    @AhsokaJackson 7 лет назад +42

    That _Bedknobs and Broomsticks_ reference at 19:04 caught me so off-guard, and just made my day!

  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade5456 7 лет назад +105

    "Oh, your two year old is laughing, but you're not!"
    "BUT YOU'RE NOT!"
    "Unless you're smoking a gigantic brick of pot!"
    "BRICK OF POT!"
    "We're annoying and obnoxious and you probably should have shot us. Please don't hold back then and give us what you've got!"
    "WHAT YOU'VE GOT!"
    *Shoots them all*
    "THANK YOU GOOOO-"
    *Shoots again*

  • @TadCornell
    @TadCornell 8 лет назад +578

    I high fived the screen three times before you said not to.

  • @davina3358
    @davina3358 Год назад +7

    There are deleted scenes where Gracey's frustrated in the library. Someone said that he was reading occult books to find a way to ressurect Elizabeth and I guess that explains why he was happy to see Sarah.

  • @henrik971
    @henrik971 Год назад +7

    4:37 This joke kinda came full circle, cuz now Owen Wilson is in the NEW Haunted Mansion movie (2023) XD

  • @TheInfamousGS
    @TheInfamousGS 8 лет назад +312

    That live-action Gargoyles sketch was simply priceless,
    i laughed my ass of pretty hard.

    • @DemonicsInc
      @DemonicsInc 7 лет назад +12

      lets just pray that never happens though

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 7 лет назад +3

      I watched it as I read this! It was hilarious!

    • @Plaugue1122
      @Plaugue1122 6 лет назад +2

      Your profile pic is amazing bro. Love the game

    • @SirKirk2000
      @SirKirk2000 6 лет назад +7

      “Bitch that fuck!”😂

  • @Kwenspi
    @Kwenspi 8 лет назад +203

    3:34 "Travel sized Chris Rock."
    Soooo, Kevin Hart?

  • @4sh70nGal
    @4sh70nGal 8 лет назад +139

    Can I have Zod preform my wedding? His voice is so weirdly calming.

  • @matthewrichards8497
    @matthewrichards8497 5 лет назад +17

    "Are you laughing yet!?" If they put THAT line in the movie, it would have been ironically funny. That just made my day.

  • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
    @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 6 лет назад +26

    The scene with the zombies actually was my favorite scene I also enjoyed the scene where they see the ghosts while riding in the carriage

  • @_thesleister_626
    @_thesleister_626 7 лет назад +344

    Remake this as a stop motion film directed by Tim Burton he is the only man who can get the atmosphere of entire film correct in my opinion

    • @DoctorNumber10
      @DoctorNumber10 6 лет назад +24

      Ehhhhh, I'd prefer Guillermo de Toro. He's supposed to be working on a version of this movie which means we probably won't ever get it.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 лет назад +6

      This movie might also need to at least be PG if not PG-13. Up the dark gothic tones instead of neutering the movie

    • @reesesfan9521
      @reesesfan9521 5 лет назад +2

      Or Henry Selick.

    • @ZadnoleyaEdits
      @ZadnoleyaEdits 4 года назад +4

      _TheSleister _ that would basically be dark shadows with stop motion

    • @saltymisfit6566
      @saltymisfit6566 4 года назад

      That would be fun to see

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 7 лет назад +250

    terence stamp would make a great frollo

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 7 лет назад +18

      If Disney makes a live-action version of their animated Hunchback of Notre Dame (unlikely, but I can dream)...

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 6 лет назад +10

      seeing as there making live-action movies of all there animated movies don't cross hunchback off that list yet

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 6 лет назад +1

      He would have made a good villain in Halo...oh wait

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 5 лет назад

      I think he was born a dog then transformed into a human at either 4 or 5. That's why he's making dog howl an accent.

    • @elementer5617
      @elementer5617 5 лет назад

      I'd prefer Ralph Fiennes.

  • @megamovieman101
    @megamovieman101 8 лет назад +174

    I'm ashamed to admit that the singing heads make me chuckle every time.

    • @LorrieSmithSTOPANIMALCRUELTY
      @LorrieSmithSTOPANIMALCRUELTY 8 лет назад +43

      In the REAL ride, they are truly AWESOME!

    • @burntruffles1556
      @burntruffles1556 7 лет назад +24

      admittedly, their singing in this movie was very nice to listen to, but yeah this movie made them annoying.

    • @wyattalford9064
      @wyattalford9064 6 лет назад

      megamovieman101 we all have things we wish we didn't fo

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 6 лет назад +1

      Busts

    • @megelizabeth9492
      @megelizabeth9492 6 лет назад +1

      That was the best part of the movie honestly, since that’s the Dapper Dans Cameo.

  • @gaminggoof1542
    @gaminggoof1542 7 лет назад +47

    I love that laugh Malcolm makes when he shoots the heads XD

  • @snarkus63
    @snarkus63 6 лет назад +33

    The Critic hit the nail on the head right out of the gate....Murphy was all wrong for this. But to be fair,I think any comedian would've been wrong for the lead. It's *The Haunted Mansion* ,not *The Zany Adventures Of (insert name here) In The Haunted House* !!!
    You'd expect the comic lead to give his all in a movie,which is why Murphy didn't work. As a fan of the attraction and its trademark phantasmagoria,that's what I'd expect such a movie to be about. The cast playing the poor hapless mortals who just happened to wander in one day should be expected to take a back seat,story-wise. Take a look at the first *Pirates Of The Caribbean* movie...how many specific references to the actual ride are in it? By contrast,this film went out of its way to cram in as much of the Mansion visuals as they could,hoping the audience would transfer its love for the source material to this movie. It didn't work.

    • @sewthernbelle
      @sewthernbelle 6 лет назад +3

      snarkus63 maybe it would have been better if they cast a ton of comedians to play the ghosts? Like with the haunted mansions new storyline about the bride being a black widow? Maybe have the ghosts try to save the foolish mortals from the brides wrath? This movie is still a guilty pleasure for me, but I can admit it could be better.

    • @megelizabeth9492
      @megelizabeth9492 6 лет назад +2

      I would really disney to take another stab (pun intended) at this. The haunted mansion is a storytelling engine, with it’s 999 Happy Haunts and just brimming with tantalizing hints of the many dropped plot threads that still managed to make it into the ride, and this is the story they come up with? I mean, come on, you can do better than that.

  • @joshe8644
    @joshe8644 7 лет назад +58

    The fact that I remember a time when Eddie Murphy was R-rated and hilarious makes me feel so old.

    • @ryanelliott1907
      @ryanelliott1907 4 года назад +7

      I remember his standup. So i feel the same.

    • @joshmontemayor1212
      @joshmontemayor1212 3 года назад +4

      He was in Mulan (1998) & that movie got the G-rating. He was also in the Shrek movies & they got the PG-rating.

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 Год назад +1

      1980-1994 Eddie Murphy is awesome 😎

  • @MsBroadway209
    @MsBroadway209 7 лет назад +82

    The movie had such a strong opening. It could have been so great. The time and effort that was put into it when you watch the behind the scenes makes me sad to see this flopped with critics. They almost had it, but they fell off with the writing/dialogue the characters were given (and some of the casting). *sigh*
    That being said, this movie is still one of my guilty pleasures haha!

    • @EZRDEN
      @EZRDEN 5 лет назад +2

      Taylor G I feel like the movie could of been better had there been a better script. I feel like Murphy WAS a good choice for the lead. But if I were to change up the movie a bit. Maybe have Murphy do his shtick of playing multiple characters instead of one then I feel like the movie could of been better. One of his previous movies Vampire In Brooklyn has a similar concept to this movie with a lot of horror overtones but still comedy in it. And even though that movie also wasn’t well received, what worked in its favor is that it had Murphy play multiple characters and that made the movie stronger. I feel like that if Haunted Mansion has done this it could of been a bit better.

    • @JEM471025
      @JEM471025 5 лет назад +5

      What made it bad was the bad writing. So the performances all felt forced. It had a good plot. And good actors but the performances were dry cause of bad writing.

    • @benjaminmenken5693
      @benjaminmenken5693 3 года назад +1

      It had its creepy moments, the opening, the zombies, Ramsey's death

    • @HORRORINFINITE
      @HORRORINFINITE Год назад

      What this movie is amazing in every way

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 7 лет назад +351

    Might seem an odd thing to notice but why do none of the ghost characters have Southern accents? They all sound British and it's taking place in Louisiana. Shouldn't at least Gracie himself belt out a "Ah do declare!" at least once?

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 7 лет назад +43

      Anthony Clay You know I never noticed. But you're right. Even if they where a British family, shouldn't there at least be southern staff?

    • @magicmaria5632
      @magicmaria5632 6 лет назад +20

      Depends on where it takes place in the greater new orleans area (where I live) people really don't have southern accents.

    • @Frredster
      @Frredster 6 лет назад +15

      Maybe if the southern accent in the film wasn't so stereotypical. Most southerners don't have that stereotypical accent and we really don't need yet another film that makes it seem like we do.

    • @friendlyghosthost1830
      @friendlyghosthost1830 6 лет назад +1

      MagicMaria * @

    • @qrowbranwen8698
      @qrowbranwen8698 6 лет назад +12

      Okay, I was raised in Alabama, and went through Louisiana a million times, no one southern says "Ah do declare." No one!

  • @swiftstreak98
    @swiftstreak98 6 лет назад +36

    Honestly I think Tim Burton should do an animated take on Haunted Mansion

  • @braxtonrichins
    @braxtonrichins 3 года назад +13

    The Muppets version is the closest we got to a haunted mansion remake.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 7 лет назад +132

    IN a movie about a woman who is sort of (maybe?) the reincarnation of an impoverished African-American woman who was murdered for loving a white aristocrat, she is given no character and we focus on her douchy husband. This was written by producers.

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 5 лет назад +14

      But don't you know women don't see movies only men do. And kids don't see them either. So let's put all the focus on some guy in his business ventures, that's what men want to see. That really suits a haunted house.

    • @Obsessor23
      @Obsessor23 5 лет назад +13

      It's called "We wanted to make money and got a hold of Eddie Murphy, and that's about as far as we planned before we started filming"

    • @devinsweeting4978
      @devinsweeting4978 5 лет назад +4

      Producers or THE Producers?

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 лет назад +9

      Everyone gives Eddie Murphy shit for this movie but all the worst parts of the movie have nothing to do with him

    • @LordOfBagels117
      @LordOfBagels117 5 лет назад +4

      Who knows, maybe in this day and age, we'll get another remake, and this time Disney will better represent the story of oh who the fuck am I kidding I can't say this with a straight face, Disney couldnt pull off a good remake that isn't pretentious or heavy-handed if they were paid millions to do so. We know this because they ARE being paid millions to do so and the results speak for themselves--pretentious, preachy, misandric, hypocritical movies that are teaching all the wrong lessons and never learning from any of them. WTF Disney.

  • @rickeyheard4454
    @rickeyheard4454 8 лет назад +334

    i high-fived. im gonna die alone...

  • @Greg-ku7rn
    @Greg-ku7rn 8 лет назад +417

    I actualy high fived :(

  • @boobeary6480
    @boobeary6480 5 лет назад +44

    Critic: high five me
    Me: no
    Critic: come on bro, high five
    Me: no
    Critic: put your hand on the screen and high five me
    Me: fine *high fiv-*
    Critic: if you actually do that I will be concerned for you
    Me: ●.●

  • @ryanstauffer119
    @ryanstauffer119 2 года назад +9

    8:30 Doug wasn’t wrong with that transition. It originally was supposed to lead into a flashback. That opening sequence with the party and the deaths of Elizabeth and Edward was actually supposed to be shown over a narration by Edward as Sara is told the story.

  • @PhoenixHealing
    @PhoenixHealing 8 лет назад +59

    I wish Critic would review Daddy Day Care so I could see why he hates it so much. I loved it. I have watched it so many times I can quote it.

    • @klimmr
      @klimmr 8 лет назад +13

      He should review the sequel Daddy Day Camp. 1% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @wyattalford9064
      @wyattalford9064 6 лет назад +1

      PhoenixHealing he hated it because other people hated it

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 6 лет назад +1

      Vault_Boi76 Bullshit. He never does that.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 6 лет назад +2

      @@wyattalford9064
      I hate it to.... Please don't hurt me.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Год назад

      I LOVE that movie! It's one of my childhood favorites!

  • @Treyworld
    @Treyworld 8 лет назад +56

    Kanye as Goliath..... Kill me.

  • @itisasecret3370
    @itisasecret3370 8 лет назад +99

    "You're my world, my life, my cheeseburger everything!"

    • @RhiannonFaylinn
      @RhiannonFaylinn 8 лет назад +6

      Lol! Blooper Reel! :)

    • @itisasecret3370
      @itisasecret3370 8 лет назад +5

      Yup... For some reason my grandfather had it... Idk.

    • @lilymoss-yerg9666
      @lilymoss-yerg9666 7 лет назад

      It Is A Secret it was so funny

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 7 лет назад +6

      IT'S HIS CHEESEBUR-GER, YES HIS CHEESEBUR-GER!

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 7 лет назад +3

      jayblade2000 HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU,YEAH HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU! I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought that,lol!

  • @charlietheanteater3918
    @charlietheanteater3918 Год назад +5

    4:37
    That’s really eerie how Owen Wilson is literally in the new Haunted Mansion movie

  • @PetProjects2011
    @PetProjects2011 Год назад +13

    The Owen Wilson joke aged spectacularly.

  • @OfficialCyaned
    @OfficialCyaned 9 лет назад +46

    The location where they filmed this movie isn't far from where I live. Even thought this movie wasn't that great, I'm still interested in giving this place a look.

    • @almazoe4924
      @almazoe4924 9 лет назад +1

      really? where is it?

    • @OfficialCyaned
      @OfficialCyaned 9 лет назад +13

      alma zoe Sable Ranch, located in Santa Clarita, Ca.

  • @nickcopeland6915
    @nickcopeland6915 7 лет назад +39

    This was directed by Rob Minkoff, the guy who directed the first two Stuart Little movies and co-directed The Lion King.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад +1

      .........

    • @moviemaniac2159
      @moviemaniac2159 6 лет назад +3

      Nick Copeland He also directed 2014's "Mr. Peabody and Sherman".

    • @jordangerardpotier
      @jordangerardpotier 5 лет назад +1

      And it still sucks

    • @ryanelliott1907
      @ryanelliott1907 4 года назад

      There were 2 Stuart Little movies? I only remember there being 1.

    • @nickcopeland6915
      @nickcopeland6915 4 года назад

      @@ryanelliott1907 There are three, but Rob Minkoff only directed the first two.

  • @mayapeterson3072
    @mayapeterson3072 8 лет назад +23

    The nostalgia critic as General Zod cracks me up every single time

  • @TZER0
    @TZER0 Год назад +10

    4:39 Hilarious that Owen Wilson is going to be in the 2023 reboot.

  • @Siarosebell
    @Siarosebell Год назад +4

    4:39 Ironically, Owen Wilson is starring in the new 2023 Haunted Mansion.

  • @AnnoyingSquib
    @AnnoyingSquib 8 лет назад +82

    I actually liked the scene with the singing busts. I didn't find it funny but I can at least appreciate that it featured the Dapper Dans of Disneyland. I could listen to them sing all day.

    • @YallternativeFilms
      @YallternativeFilms 7 лет назад +5

      Those aren't the dapper dans, they are either the Phantom 5 of Disneyland and Disneyworld or the Sinister 6 of Disneyland Paris...

  • @birdcheese2770
    @birdcheese2770 8 лет назад +47

    when I was 9 those skeleton things in the mausoleum were nightmare fuel for me.

    • @fortnightpayday5442
      @fortnightpayday5442 6 лет назад +2

      Hailey Doodles That weren't nightmare fuel for me as a kid because after I seen them I couldn't even sleep.
      They scared the hec out of me.

    • @themoparted2416
      @themoparted2416 6 лет назад +1

      Yep, I had nightmares for days after that.

    • @anthonyfox585
      @anthonyfox585 6 лет назад +2

      oh jeez I Know right I was like 4 years old I was horrified

    • @themetalmaniac7811
      @themetalmaniac7811 6 лет назад

      same here.

    • @Master_of_Critique
      @Master_of_Critique 6 лет назад

      I refused to watch it as a kid.

  • @JonathanDorikt
    @JonathanDorikt 8 лет назад +47

    I see a lot of potential in this i always found the story with the love affair, the poison, the butler all very charming, though i do admit i found this funny and still do today but with more cringe,

  • @SimpleandPain
    @SimpleandPain Год назад +8

    Just came from “The Haunted Mansion” (2023) and it was such a great film.
    Haven’t been on the ride since I was a young lad but I remember certain elements from it and overall the new Haunted Mansion is worth it.

  • @dannysoul0
    @dannysoul0 Год назад +9

    He really predicted Owen Wilson in the haunted mansion remake

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 7 лет назад +66

    "I am Santahose."

  • @BB-fy8kn
    @BB-fy8kn 7 лет назад +192

    Why does everyone hate on Eddy Murphy? I... just don't get it.

    • @ben_dover97
      @ben_dover97 6 лет назад +14

      he’s just one of those people that are easy to hate like hitler and justin bieber.
      do people make them look more hateable than they should be yes but most people don’t like both...
      also people tend to judge celebrities off their social lives so murphy must of done something as hate-able as what bieber or hitler did.
      i for one don’t care for his social life what he does behind the camera is his own business as long as it’s not on the news... or written in history books i don’t nor should anyone care what celebrities do in their social life.

    • @snarkus63
      @snarkus63 6 лет назад +39

      I don't hate him. He's made good movies. But this wasn't one of them. And as a fan of the ride,this wasn't even right for him.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 6 лет назад +23

      Nobody hated him...in the 80s and somewhat in the 90s. It’s the 2000s that left us asking what happened.

    • @CarloisBuriedAlive
      @CarloisBuriedAlive 5 лет назад +25

      BB1 115 I don’t think it’s hate - I think people see his career as disappointing. He went from an excellent stand up comic to a so-so actor picking terrible projects

    • @darthgriffin7741
      @darthgriffin7741 5 лет назад +6

      I like him but it seems like he plays the same damn character every movie. Though I guess that’s more his agent’s fault than his own.

  • @SporkSlayer
    @SporkSlayer 7 лет назад +49

    8:48 I absolutely hi-fived the screen. Not because he told me to, but because I also had just said inconceivable.

    • @larry9228
      @larry9228 5 лет назад +3

      I felt so obligated to do it, if I fought the urge I felt as if I would have died.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 6 месяцев назад +1

      I knew the inconceivable lime was coming! Lol!

  • @thatguyfromthatthing2476
    @thatguyfromthatthing2476 Год назад +5

    4:37 Did...did Doug predict Owen Wilson in a Haunted Mansion movie 8 years before the new movie? 😳

  • @ColonelFrontline1152
    @ColonelFrontline1152 5 лет назад +13

    6:29
    *_"Well I brought my career back from the dead several times does that count?"_*

  • @Lemonaidz7
    @Lemonaidz7 7 лет назад +44

    I heard that they’re gonna make another Haunted Mansion Movie and I hope that this one will be more creepy

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +9

      Banana Person I think that was canceled years ago. Del Toro, who was set to write and direct, then took some of his ideas for the movies and made Crimson Peak.

  • @mercury7d
    @mercury7d 8 лет назад +21

    In no way am I defending this movie, but I had a Houdini poster in my room as a kid and teen.

  • @GhostRiderCash
    @GhostRiderCash 8 лет назад +1222

    i high fived the screen...

  • @dereknight861
    @dereknight861 Год назад +10

    4:41
    HOW.
    HOW THE F**K DID YOU PREDICT “Owen Wilson” in HAUNTED MANSION?!?
    Annnd Gargoyles being made into a movie. 🤦‍♂️

  • @taramathews7391
    @taramathews7391 5 лет назад +18

    Honestly general Zod and Murphy are actually friends. They've done 3 movies together and recommended each other 2 times.

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 7 лет назад +33

    That Gargoyles trailer was so awesome. But I hope it never happens in real life. 😆

  • @jakehackney1718
    @jakehackney1718 8 лет назад +16

    Question: Is the Singing bust at 14:56 supposed to be Walt Disney?
    I liked that part of the movie

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 8 лет назад +2

      One of the busts on the ride was.

    • @nickpetersen5934
      @nickpetersen5934 8 лет назад +4

      If you'd like some perspective, Thurl Ravenscroft (the bust) also voiced Tony the Tiger, of "They're Greeeaaat!" fame.

  • @air03man
    @air03man 7 лет назад +37

    Why critic didn't review "haunted mansion" on "nostalgia-ween" ?

  • @moniquemiller7739
    @moniquemiller7739 3 года назад +13

    How long did it take for Malcolm to perfect Eddie Murphy's laugh? Cause it was spot on and had me crying laughing 🤣

  • @phoebelajoie5466
    @phoebelajoie5466 3 года назад +10

    This movie was such an opportunity lost. I want to see the Haunted Mansion as a Gothic horror epic so scary you can't ever watch it at night.
    That Gargoyles advert was an epic burn. 🔥🔥

  • @Jdsteele96
    @Jdsteele96 7 лет назад +11

    I died at "we then transition via shit eating grin" and "what a world of maybe a child size hand of possibilities!"

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 9 лет назад +98

    8:52 lol I actually did it the first time. (and now again :P )

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 9 лет назад +4

      How concerning! :)

    • @DjMheu
      @DjMheu 9 лет назад +1

      +KrossoverGod I did this too , months ago

    • @maybenotserious
      @maybenotserious 9 лет назад +2

      +KrossoverGod me too and i was fucking laughing my ass off xD

    • @nslk748
      @nslk748 8 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 8 лет назад +2

      +KrossoverGod Me too, it was very worthy of a high five

  • @jakemitchell1132
    @jakemitchell1132 8 лет назад +16

    Every time I see scenes like at 16:15 I just think about thats scene from Scary Movie 2 where Brenda basically thinks Cindy is stupid for running away from a skeleton. Like seriously just kick them, their nothing but bones.

    • @HlootooThunderhammer
      @HlootooThunderhammer 2 года назад

      Agreed. It's also one of the funniest scenes in the whole franchise. Right next to that guy cocking a friggin _shovel_ .

  • @Spiqaro
    @Spiqaro Год назад +4

    It's crazy that you reference Owen Wilson at 4:39, considering the fact that he ended up being in the remake of this movie.

    • @Spiqaro
      @Spiqaro Год назад +1

      @@cheneethompson5756 Yeah...you didn't know that?

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Год назад +1

      @@Spiqaro apparently not
      But, I just Googled it
      And saw an ad on my smart tv
      What are the odds? I don't watch a lot of TV, tho

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Spiqarois it on disney plus?

  • @jazzreldeguzman
    @jazzreldeguzman Год назад +10

    I just wanna leave this comment and say nostalgia critic predicted owen wilson in a haunted mansion movie

  • @ShiddyShad808
    @ShiddyShad808 9 лет назад +72

    I high fived the screen just as you said you would be concerned if I did.

    • @GaryLamb2020
      @GaryLamb2020 9 лет назад +2

      lmao. I was seconds from doing it myself

    • @themeatman6984
      @themeatman6984 9 лет назад +8

      +Rashad Almomani i did it..... no regrets

    • @codyisnumb
      @codyisnumb 8 лет назад +2

      I also did it...

    • @alexwick3867
      @alexwick3867 8 лет назад +3

      Yep. Same.

    • @sankyasrinivasan3385
      @sankyasrinivasan3385 7 лет назад +2

      I was about to do it but immediately stopped when he said "I would be concerned about you"

  • @ocallaghandesign
    @ocallaghandesign 9 лет назад +4

    I love the "Damn, I love my job" look he gives the camera at 23:24

  • @Phanthief95
    @Phanthief95 8 лет назад +21

    3:36 I thought Kevin Hart was travel-size Chris Rock?

  • @daneeckhart4029
    @daneeckhart4029 4 года назад +19

    Edward: “Do you believe in ghosts”?
    Mabel: “I believe you’re a big dork”.

  • @elphaba4674
    @elphaba4674 5 лет назад +11

    Why is your Eddie Murphy impression so spot on! Lol!!

  • @jordandill7863
    @jordandill7863 7 лет назад +51

    anyone else high-five the screen?

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 лет назад +3

      I did, just before he said "I'd be very concerned about you, and it still felt good. I apologize for nothing!

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 6 месяцев назад +1

      I did! No regrets!

  • @wyvernnemecek595
    @wyvernnemecek595 8 лет назад +24

    I was just 'bout ready to go batshit when they said they're makin' a Gargoyles movie 'til I thankfully realized that it was a joke.

    • @phoenixwarrior100
      @phoenixwarrior100 8 лет назад +4

      there have been talks to do a live action Gargoyles movie but it's in development hell now

    • @wyvernnemecek595
      @wyvernnemecek595 8 лет назад +1

      As much as I loved the show, Hollywood whores out everything and ruins it 80% o' the time. I'd lose all hope in movies if I lost that part of my childhood

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 8 лет назад +10

      ...Harry Potter was an _adaptation_, not a remake, but we know what you meant.

    • @alexandrajackson7386
      @alexandrajackson7386 7 лет назад

      The same director who adapted Harry Potter adapted Percy Jackson. It was awful, and I lost any faith I had in him.

  • @Dragoonpyromantic
    @Dragoonpyromantic 8 лет назад +18

    HOLY SHIT THAT SUBSTITUTIARY LOCOMOTION REFERENCE.
    Bedknobs and broomsticks was one of my favorite movies growing up!

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle 2 года назад +5

    The irony is Owen Wilson is going to be in a Haunted Mansion remake

  • @conradojavier7547
    @conradojavier7547 Год назад +6

    Did you Predict Owen Wilson in Haunted Mansion?