Hammond, Clarkson and May Cheating Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

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  • @puhnken5912
    @puhnken5912 3 года назад +3735

    “And this was cheating and so was later punished with engine failure” is like saying “he did 4 pushups and not 5, so later he got punished with a heart attack”

    • @tigerbattle
      @tigerbattle 3 года назад +105

      Exactly, proportionate punishment

    • @brandenhauser1635
      @brandenhauser1635 3 года назад +13

      That's just karma for ya.

    • @SeekYHWHsface
      @SeekYHWHsface 3 года назад +8

      Shalom
      Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:/Inspiration+ Jesus, the word made flesh, has the highest claim to speak for God. Jesus, son of God, who suffered, died, and was buried for us, was also the mouth of God, the one who spoke to us, who, with His flesh and blood, guided us to heaven, eternal life and peace in His presence./Prayer+ Lord, guide me into Your heart. Hand over Your hand and take me, Your member in heart and spirit, and guide me into Your soul. God, take me over and enter me, into my heart and spirit. Fill me up with Your joy, presence,wisdom and love. Amen

    • @DeanMoxley87
      @DeanMoxley87 3 года назад

      Hahah

    • @indomrex3320
      @indomrex3320 2 года назад

      @@SeekYHWHsface ?

  • @EDPistons
    @EDPistons 3 года назад +3764

    Whoever thought of giving the stig James's sweater is a geniuzzzzz

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 3 года назад +6

      I think so too.

    • @chukiosu
      @chukiosu 3 года назад +122

      Wdym that’s James himself

    • @rnregan
      @rnregan 3 года назад +12

      Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening

    • @Cla55icG00se
      @Cla55icG00se 3 года назад +8

      That's James using a helmet similar to stig!

    • @williamg209two
      @williamg209two 3 года назад

      Never noticed that lol

  • @Pulsarnix
    @Pulsarnix 3 года назад +6624

    English Stig, I've been carrying him around for weeks

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 года назад +1731

    I love how every time they have to work together to win races “James” comes out lmao

    • @youtubespectator669
      @youtubespectator669 3 года назад +75

      Thank goodness he has the ability to lose 30 kilos in 5 mins

    • @makurei6888
      @makurei6888 2 года назад +4

      Of course, he's the one with the English Stig in the luggage.

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 Год назад +3

      yea, who are they kidding? It was not actually James, it was his mum!

    • @superswag9861
      @superswag9861 Год назад +1

      mf was hiding in the trees

    • @superswag9861
      @superswag9861 3 месяца назад +2

      James May was hiding behind a tree

  • @innesmackintosh214
    @innesmackintosh214 3 года назад +1980

    Hammond: “ha ha ha HA!”
    “Oh no he’s driven round it”

  • @sjfoster12
    @sjfoster12 3 года назад +2143

    "We're not three wise men; we're one wise man, an idiot and a cheat"

    • @shiras202
      @shiras202 3 года назад +5

      What episode was that

    • @noisyboy5205
      @noisyboy5205 3 года назад +17

      @@shiras202 it’s one of the specials, look up nativity episode

    • @ridzkiandiyono4773
      @ridzkiandiyono4773 3 года назад +13

      I think it's the Christmas special where the three of them were tasked to reach Jerusalem.

    • @fredschriks8554
      @fredschriks8554 3 года назад +4

      @@ridzkiandiyono4773 Yes it was. Middle East Special.

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 3 года назад +8

      In the end they all agreed that Hammond’s car fiat barchetta was the best which Jeremy referred to an idiot here

  • @TehBellcarl
    @TehBellcarl 3 года назад +835

    1:10 Jeremy going for the handshake and Stig completely ignoring him.

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 года назад +66

      Yes, *james*

    • @DaSwissy
      @DaSwissy 3 года назад +5

      0:10

    • @smug880
      @smug880 3 года назад +14

      the Stig doesn't shake hands with mere mortals

    • @MemesAndAds
      @MemesAndAds 3 года назад +17

      thats not the stig its james

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts 3 года назад +10

      "He lost 30 kilos in 5 minutes"

  • @theseageek
    @theseageek 3 года назад +598

    For Clarkson, it’s not cheating, it’s demonstrating his genius.

  • @1nhof
    @1nhof 3 года назад +748

    "It's not the winning, it's not the taking part, it's just bashing Hammond."

  • @tusharbhat2367
    @tusharbhat2367 3 года назад +272

    1:05 RIP Sabine

    • @boktorinator693
      @boktorinator693 3 года назад +14

      Still can't believe she's gone :(

    • @xornjoix4034
      @xornjoix4034 3 года назад +5

      damn I never knew she passed away Rip

    • @WifeMeUp
      @WifeMeUp 3 года назад +12

      Cancer suck...

  • @LiftFan
    @LiftFan 3 года назад +392

    To be fair, most ford transits are driven like that anyway.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 3 года назад +442

    Make a compilation of them being "killed" like when Hammond crashed his Scoupe into that car in the cars for teenager challenge ir when May drove off that cliff in Albania

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man 3 года назад +40

      Or when May was shot when they were driving to Poland

    • @51TheStig
      @51TheStig 3 года назад +21

      Or when Jeremy falls out of the hovercraft.

    • @joef3494
      @joef3494 3 года назад +27

      Or when Jeremy died in Pripyat from radiation.

    • @jonathanberisha183
      @jonathanberisha183 3 года назад +16

      ill see you in spain lads

    • @zenithkaijaou4182
      @zenithkaijaou4182 3 года назад +18

      Or when they kept dying in that special forces training ground in Jordan.

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn 3 года назад +250

    "English Stig."
    Fuck, I miss this show.

    • @dacian2856
      @dacian2856 3 года назад +10

      grand tour is the next best thing

    • @JEazy-jh1qp
      @JEazy-jh1qp 3 года назад +3

      @@dacian2856 it's not the same.

    • @dacian2856
      @dacian2856 3 года назад +7

      @@JEazy-jh1qp true, but it's all we have because the new one's shit

    • @stockers2836
      @stockers2836 3 года назад +1

      @@dacian2856 I disagree, yes it’s not as good as original TG, not much is but it’s still enjoyable

    • @dacian2856
      @dacian2856 3 года назад +2

      its just nowhere near as enjoyable as it used to be its really not good anymore, just really mediocre and they have one person who is slightly funny doing it, you can tell because the audience is so different looking at the croud theyre all different people if you understand what i mean

  • @Ryan.C97998
    @Ryan.C97998 3 года назад +56

    1:04 RIP Sabine, wish you're still the Queen of Nurburgring.

  • @Andrew9565-AD
    @Andrew9565-AD 3 года назад +273

    Stig acts sometimes like a driving robot

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 года назад +42

      Well that’s what he is, no?

    • @bamsuth9650
      @bamsuth9650 3 года назад +3

      Hes an ai

    • @philipdemicoli7409
      @philipdemicoli7409 3 года назад +15

      He maybe a driving robot but he is also a driving GOD!

    • @Andrew9565-AD
      @Andrew9565-AD 3 года назад +5

      @@philipdemicoli7409 indeed he is

    • @brandenhauser1635
      @brandenhauser1635 3 года назад +15

      He is a coalescent being, who is on a plain of existence no feeble mortal mind can ever hope to comprehended.

  • @adampeace7902
    @adampeace7902 3 года назад +93

    When in doubt. Unpack locally sauced stig.

    • @shackle7866
      @shackle7866 3 года назад +10

      "Sauced" sorry I found that funny

  • @mr.highschoollocksmith6080
    @mr.highschoollocksmith6080 3 года назад +76

    I think it's funny you think James lying about his A/C is cheating, that's bloody brilliant.

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil 3 года назад +43

    0:12 I love the suspicion on Jeremy's face!

  • @yncsNt
    @yncsNt 2 года назад +58

    “I’m not cheating,I’m helping myself win”
    - some smart guy at some point in time - probably

  • @tyomikshkolnik7988
    @tyomikshkolnik7988 2 года назад +33

    1:05 I love how he just turned around and said "James, best of luck"

  • @TheSamuelnewbloom
    @TheSamuelnewbloom 3 года назад +25

    "Do you think our eyes are painted on??" One of my favorite quotes from all of top gear 🤣🤣

  • @mewantkrinkov4206
    @mewantkrinkov4206 3 года назад +18

    “So, I’ve got a plan” is the best way of saying I’m going to cheat

  • @chrissss696
    @chrissss696 3 года назад +84

    3:19 that's not James cheating, that's James screwing himself

    • @dutchmansmine9053
      @dutchmansmine9053 3 года назад +5

      you don't earn the title "captain slow" without throwing yourself under the bus once or twice.

    • @chrisoddy8744
      @chrisoddy8744 Год назад +1

      Usually Captain Slow just sits behind the bus all the way to Guildford...

  • @VikingerOnYT
    @VikingerOnYT 3 года назад +876

    Why is this so gooddddd

    • @dacian2856
      @dacian2856 3 года назад +10

      because english TV presenters dont take themselves seriously

    • @micharosa6201
      @micharosa6201 3 года назад +2

      Because it is.

    • @sjaakieklok4163
      @sjaakieklok4163 3 года назад +8

      @@dacian2856 too bad BBC has taken some BBC lately

    • @thegreenreaper6660
      @thegreenreaper6660 3 года назад +1

      Cuz this wás actually presented by three maniacal car-lovers, who also had a very good sense of humor, chemistry, and ofcourse, a véry fát purse to purchase every exotic sort of car they'd desire.
      Added up, this was actually thé best car-show ever, globally imo, and there have been a few good ones over the years/decades.
      Hammond, Clarkson and May actually brought it to a higher level. Add their personal characters of rivaly, rude jokes, and just 'good old chaps'-ingredient and you just have a véry entertaining show.
      Its a shame they received só much 'political correct/special snowflake/SJW'-criticism. These 3 guys were some of the féw that were trying to keep society awake, instead of lulled asleep in all this media/political BS we're being spoonfed by MSM today.
      Tbf these 3 guys actually had a 'public voice', that wasnt being controlled! Imagine one of these 3 giving a snarly comment on the ridicoulousness of the Covid-policy, and the failure of jabs etc... These 3 would be heard! People wóuld take thém seriously! Imo that's also a reason they had to be stripped off the screen. 'They were too controversial' for the system to continue.

  • @Mahlorihlori
    @Mahlorihlori 3 года назад +45

    “Do you think our eyes are painted on” 😭😭

  • @Paul0tim
    @Paul0tim 3 года назад +58

    Rest easy Sabine Schmitz

  • @incog0956
    @incog0956 3 года назад +25

    3:19 I love May so much, that delivery is so good

  • @V8Power5300
    @V8Power5300 3 года назад +40

    Always breaking the A/C is one of the meanest things out there. I'm sure may could have easily refilled it and hotwired it on the Cadillac in the us road trip

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 3 года назад +40

    Man this just came up randomly, didn't expect to see Sabine in it 😕

  • @helloitsnicko
    @helloitsnicko 3 года назад +29

    Aw man, got a bit sad when Sabine Schmitz came on screen at 1:00. What a Top Gear legend! RIP.

  • @christopherchow553
    @christopherchow553 3 года назад +45

    They literally cheated for most parts of "The Ashes" Challenge with the Aussies, that's why we love the Nigels

    • @kelvynblue
      @kelvynblue 3 года назад +4

      Tbf the only one they cheated was the double decker car putting the Aussies upside down (and still cocked up 😆). The rest was pretty much a stroke of genius

    • @matthewevans97
      @matthewevans97 2 года назад

      They also cheated in the final race.

  • @robloxiangamerprogamer92782he
    @robloxiangamerprogamer92782he 3 года назад +15

    0:27 wasn’t a cheat since they were basically being Lancia during the quattros rise in the 1980’s.

  • @ajracing1246
    @ajracing1246 3 года назад +15

    The three of them cheating together is just unbeatable

  • @penguinmans237
    @penguinmans237 2 года назад +8

    It's amazing how much they use The Stig for cheating.

  • @MegaVikingen
    @MegaVikingen 2 года назад +7

    Should have included the time they were at the hill-climb race in Switzerland and Jeremy enlisted a Lamborghini test driver to do his lap. Clarkson even gave him instructions on his catchphrases, so we got to hear _"Ammond, you hidiot"_ half way through the race.

  • @Andrew9565-AD
    @Andrew9565-AD 3 года назад +32

    1:45 James Stig May!!

    • @daylineli
      @daylineli 3 года назад +1

      *Stames may*

    • @Andrew9565-AD
      @Andrew9565-AD 3 года назад

      @@daylineli yeah right. That’s what I was thinking too

  • @firstform2959
    @firstform2959 3 года назад +8

    probably my favourite quote 1:00 by aussie top gear
    "you think our eyes are painted on?"

  • @kaitlyngarner740
    @kaitlyngarner740 3 года назад +6

    I love how like half of these are "I'm/We're using the stig for this"

  • @RaulAgarwal93
    @RaulAgarwal93 3 года назад +7

    I love how James' car just said "rozzers"

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP 2 года назад +3

    "Do you think our eyes are painted on?" is a quote I didn't know I needed in my life, but one I can no longer live without.

  • @justinhamilton8647
    @justinhamilton8647 3 года назад +45

    Can you please make a compilation of the guys calling each other by nicknames? Like Jezza, Hamster, Slow etc.

  • @blackm4niac
    @blackm4niac 3 года назад +16

    you cut out the best part when clarkson revealed the insides of the van hammond was like "you could've told me, I got the shock of my life"

  • @georgemerrick7728
    @georgemerrick7728 3 года назад +59

    CAN YOU DO JEREMY HAMMOND AND MAY GIVING EACH OTHER A TOW COMILATION?

    • @dacian2856
      @dacian2856 3 года назад +2

      that will be like 6 hours long

  • @JazzKazoo0930
    @JazzKazoo0930 3 года назад +6

    Whenever one of them says "I've got a plan" you know whatever happens next is gonna be great

  • @jakekw4527
    @jakekw4527 3 года назад +10

    The thumbnail made me think James was pointing a gun at the car

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 3 года назад +36

    James waiting for Stig to come back around wasn't cheating he was carrying out a trap. Nor is the AC working that's just lying for the sake of comfort.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 3 года назад +4

      It was "cheating" in that it isn't something a police officer would be able to do in a real chase situation like they would when the bad guy is driving around a known closed track - no bad guy would actually do that when running from police.

    • @chrisgarrett6305
      @chrisgarrett6305 3 года назад

      James was cheating by doing that, but Hammond probably wasn’t by cutting along the grass

  • @authority3888
    @authority3888 3 года назад +8

    He loses 30 kilos in 5 minutes. Sabine pulling out the big guns

  • @MrSniperfox29
    @MrSniperfox29 3 года назад +9

    To be fair, Jeremy on the quadski wasn't cheating, it's not his fault that Hammond didn't know it was also capable of going on water.

  • @masterofblades8960
    @masterofblades8960 3 года назад +10

    Watermark to protect that stolen content 😂

  • @therickman1990
    @therickman1990 3 года назад +4

    That XJ220 Transit remains one of my favorite moments

  • @jmjrulz9482
    @jmjrulz9482 3 года назад +4

    I still can't get over the Stig being faster around Monza in a Cayman than Hammond in a Huayra.

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness 2 года назад +1

    “Do you think our eyes are painted on?”
    Fucking love it.

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 4 месяца назад +1

    Rest in peace Sabine you will be sadly missed by us all

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 3 года назад +2

    Thank you for putting the episodes in the description, good man

  • @naim8449
    @naim8449 3 года назад +34

    Can we get a scoreboards vid?

    • @DaSpecialZak
      @DaSpecialZak 3 года назад

      scoreboard compilation, yes please

  • @L20Nardi
    @L20Nardi 3 года назад +9

    Simply out of respect and love that i have for the 3 of them, I never watched top gear after they left.

  • @grumpiebrown
    @grumpiebrown 3 года назад +4

    What? Only 4-and-a-half minutes? I was expecting a video of at least 5 hours long! 😁

  • @mrhopeful4354
    @mrhopeful4354 3 года назад

    I search Richard Hammond and now this is on my recommended

  • @matthewmeachem2259
    @matthewmeachem2259 3 года назад +5

    I love how half of these involve swapping James out with the Stig

  • @MidwestBenji
    @MidwestBenji 2 года назад +3

    James May is the stig, it’s a conspiracy, but I believe it’s been James May the entire time.

  • @eirich804
    @eirich804 3 года назад +4

    Rest easy Sabine

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 3 года назад +3

    0:18 as may has just mentioned he said that he wanted the English stig to drive his car instead of him

  • @theofficialsikris
    @theofficialsikris 2 года назад +1

    *"But this was cheating, and soon he was punished with engine failure."*
    Lmao

  • @tonyhollerz6958
    @tonyhollerz6958 3 года назад +4

    RIP Sabine Shmitz. You will be missed Queen of the Nurburgring.

  • @messigoat2988
    @messigoat2988 3 года назад +2

    This was my whole childhood

  • @yudhabagaskara98
    @yudhabagaskara98 3 года назад +4

    Richard should use the Mini JCW for Lucca-Monaco road trip

  • @laith66dude
    @laith66dude 3 года назад +4

    seeing Sabine Schmitz breaks my heart>>> RIP Queen of the Ring

  • @gendawg4584
    @gendawg4584 3 года назад +2

    When they did top gear v topgear, they weren’t expected to play fairly

  • @wwinnang6419
    @wwinnang6419 3 года назад +6

    RIP Sabine

  • @jmsx14
    @jmsx14 3 года назад +2

    The proton race was unbelievable how the James reals him in mind and pips him at the last straight

  • @doomfanboy9413
    @doomfanboy9413 2 года назад +1

    "you're supposed to bring a van"
    actually it's a crane
    "oh really"

  • @aronthomas8018
    @aronthomas8018 2 года назад +1

    0:57 Do you think our eyes are painted on? 😂

  • @yeshasgprakash5023
    @yeshasgprakash5023 3 года назад +6

    The reaction on clarkson face was oscar worthy.

  • @lucasvonheiz1310
    @lucasvonheiz1310 3 года назад +3

    It's 2021, and when you see prices of 6 series bmw, you want to cry hard

  • @skyperskyte
    @skyperskyte 3 года назад +2

    so "The Stig" is basically a cheat code for a racer

  • @jeremyfong5684
    @jeremyfong5684 3 года назад +3

    1:36 “did you at any point in time say you were gonna use the STIG??”

  • @thesamurai9115
    @thesamurai9115 3 года назад +1

    I got a ad with Hammond in it at the start of this about Oliver

  • @BigPundo
    @BigPundo 3 года назад +4

    Jeremeys face in the first clip is priceless

  • @sheppgg
    @sheppgg 3 года назад +4

    RIP Sabine :(

  • @twistedhumor1012
    @twistedhumor1012 3 года назад +3

    The stig is truly a living mcguffin

  • @Zafor-ium
    @Zafor-ium 3 года назад +1

    Watching this growing up has made me to the car person I am now.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 2 года назад +1

    I can picture Jeremy going to race go-karts with his kid and bringing The Stig

  • @Twisted_RC
    @Twisted_RC 3 года назад +1

    This makes me miss old Top Gear

  • @EngineerXL319
    @EngineerXL319 3 года назад

    Richard after driving a jaguar powered van: YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME, I GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE!!
    Everyone else: HAHAHA!!!

  • @topgunfanatic7650
    @topgunfanatic7650 2 года назад +1

    Alternate title: Hammond, May, and Clarkson having the Stig do their job for them for 4:31

  • @officaldungeons
    @officaldungeons 2 года назад +1

    This is surprisingly funny to someone who has never watched this show, knows nothing about racing (including how to drive at all), and couldn’t even tell you what show this is from

  • @augustbo120
    @augustbo120 2 года назад

    0:13 "Tonight!! I move my eyes!"

  • @universalrandomizer405
    @universalrandomizer405 2 года назад +2

    0:43 Such a shameless lie from Clarkson, I nearly flinched

  • @Sitania
    @Sitania 3 года назад

    A heap of really short clips with no context! How exciting!

  • @TrippyGhxst
    @TrippyGhxst 3 года назад +6

    “It’s not about winning but instead hitting Hammond” 😂

  • @Gerundier
    @Gerundier 3 года назад +1

    "We played for 3 hours and *you cheated* "

  • @edwardhicks630
    @edwardhicks630 3 года назад +5

    Best Compilation yet 👌

  • @martinb.9904
    @martinb.9904 3 года назад

    Getting an Opel ad featuring Hammond before the video...

  • @Mogw0mp
    @Mogw0mp 3 года назад

    wow i got an ad that had Richard hammond in it before the vid started and i got so confused lol

  • @rmc5278
    @rmc5278 3 года назад +1

    First time I've seen a taxi take a shortcut .

  • @Shutxk0u
    @Shutxk0u 3 года назад +3

    Me and the boys in exams be like:

  • @Theo69420
    @Theo69420 3 года назад +1

    Man youtube really out here recommending the same videos it did 2 months ago

  • @harrisonwoodward8267
    @harrisonwoodward8267 3 года назад

    love ur vids mate. an idea is them 3 injury compilation

    • @EntertainmentCheese2022
      @EntertainmentCheese2022 3 года назад +2

      There's already an injury comp mate, link here: ruclips.net/video/lgQ5klBn6No/видео.html

  • @Jasa12265
    @Jasa12265 3 года назад +1

    Plot twist: James actually is the stig

  • @toniqqq1
    @toniqqq1 2 года назад

    Clarkson: Behold, my english stig