ASMR- Willy Wonka Does Your Makeup

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  • @deanasmr
    @deanasmr  4 года назад +11288

    I see you winding and grinding 🎶 🎩 🍫

  • @jupiterplayz8392
    @jupiterplayz8392 4 года назад +4622

    Nobody:
    Dean: My dear child my dear child my dear child my dear child my dear child
    Also Dean: Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep

    • @user-mn2lg2qy2c
      @user-mn2lg2qy2c 4 года назад +31

      what are you lookin at mate?! Shut up. This isn’t a spelling bee

    • @garrettoonaddict266
      @garrettoonaddict266 4 года назад +18

      take a drink every time

    • @theel1na
      @theel1na 4 года назад +8

      I was looking for this comment

    • @laylaniebree3907
      @laylaniebree3907 4 года назад +9

      I was hoping someone would say this

    • @Yrbestbrojj
      @Yrbestbrojj 4 года назад +2

      U mean Trevor

  • @josephm8628
    @josephm8628 4 года назад +2075

    "Violet, you're turning violet."
    "Yes, I'm getting my foundation laid, honey."

  • @livyg__
    @livyg__ 4 года назад +1973

    The amount of times he says “My Dear Child” and “Yup” Is ASTRONOMICAL.

    • @bluecontroller6857
      @bluecontroller6857 4 года назад

      Lol get it "astronomia" cal

    • @livyg__
      @livyg__ 4 года назад +4

      Blue Controller ???

    • @bluecontroller6857
      @bluecontroller6857 4 года назад +1

      Look it up

    • @livyg__
      @livyg__ 4 года назад +6

      Blue Controller Make me. The Astronomical part was from a TikTok. It was supposed to be a joke, buzz kill

    • @the-corvid-zone
      @the-corvid-zone 3 года назад +1

      THANK YOU!!!

  • @kitkat4275
    @kitkat4275 4 года назад +214

    When coach calls you sport:😶
    When a southern lady calls you sugar: 😊
    When an English woman calls you love: 🤗
    When Willy Wonka calls you My Dear Child: 😀😁😃😄😆😊😋☺🙂🤗

    • @forgetful5476
      @forgetful5476 3 года назад +9

      One time we were playing a game in P. E. , and my friend outsmarted the coach, so they had to make a new rule

  • @ren-tq5yg
    @ren-tq5yg 4 года назад +2758

    child: *literally dies*
    oompa loompas: *break dancing*

    • @user-wh7uz7of4z
      @user-wh7uz7of4z 4 года назад +82

      AYO🔇🔇THE🔇CHILD🔇🔇STILL🔇IN🔇THE🔇CHOCOLATE🔇

    • @gabriellaramos9580
      @gabriellaramos9580 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @idek7392
      @idek7392 4 года назад +21

      🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️💃💃🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️👑💄💄

    • @wmskur
      @wmskur 4 года назад +7

      OMG WHY WHY WhY are they like omg

    • @mashiraoojiro9789
      @mashiraoojiro9789 4 года назад +28

      Gloop dying in the chocolate and spreading who knows how many diseases: dbisavkeoehqoa
      Oompa loompas: if i throw it back, is it fat enough?
      Gloop seeing this: ssyheyyyeyeesssssndkskaoapw ppl elenqqqeuuueueeeennnnjsoospawwwooorrrrrkkfjjdusaajabiiitittttksisnskalalamabbiiitthdjskkschchhh (yes queen work it bitch)
      Oompa loompas: *makes a tiktok without tagging thirst trap willy wonka*
      Mr. Wonka: DISRESPECTFUL!! Yall acting up! I cant belive yall had the AUDACITY

  • @bloomingmagnoliaundermoonlight
    @bloomingmagnoliaundermoonlight 4 года назад +3576

    all the best asmrtists are so FUNNYYYY stan angelica and dean for clear skin

  • @saigeysillygoose7614
    @saigeysillygoose7614 4 года назад +658

    Willy Wonka: "only good nuts are aloud in this factory"
    Me: "then why did you let Veruca in?"

  • @chloexx8550
    @chloexx8550 4 года назад +267

    Everyone:IsEe YoU wInDiNg etc:
    Me: his hair is lopsided-

  • @panzer_7680
    @panzer_7680 4 года назад +1863

    Dean: Only those with golden tickets can be in my factory
    Also Dean: *spends 17 minutes doing our makeup*

    • @gage6173
      @gage6173 4 года назад +56

      Who’s dean? That’s Willy Wonka.

    • @42subscribersnovideos67
      @42subscribersnovideos67 4 года назад +10

      @Gachaa UwU r/wooooosh

    • @iamsolovely
      @iamsolovely 4 года назад +12

      @Gachaa UwU you do know they are joking right?

    • @TheCassyns
      @TheCassyns 4 года назад +12

      Gachaa UwU no that is willy wonka

    • @julix3817
      @julix3817 4 года назад +2

      @Gachaa UwU they know lol

  • @liigracee
    @liigracee 4 года назад +2250

    DEAN THIS ONE LOOKS A LITTLE TOO ACCURATE MOM IM SCARED

    • @auggith
      @auggith 4 года назад +47

      This was honestly one or his very best role plays so far. But Rosa will ways be my favourite.

    • @liigracee
      @liigracee 4 года назад +15

      @@auggith his rosa one slaps

    • @auggith
      @auggith 4 года назад +11

      Lianaistired :3 it do be hitting different tho

    • @malka1800
      @malka1800 4 года назад +5

      MOM IM SCARED COME PICK ME UP

    • @olivinator69
      @olivinator69 4 года назад +2

      Mateo Botha “plan behehehe”

  • @joannemccartney9806
    @joannemccartney9806 4 года назад +389

    This is how many times willy wonka said “yup”
    👇🏻

    • @cyprianmong7829
      @cyprianmong7829 3 года назад +1

      @【•ラーキナ•】 •RawrKina• hi

  • @madmadagin
    @madmadagin 3 года назад +72

    “Good morning star shine! The earth says hello!”

    • @duckylays_
      @duckylays_ 3 года назад +5

      “Now I shake you warmly by the hand” 😳 😩😐

    • @chantelanderson5695
      @chantelanderson5695 2 года назад

      And you must be there ....right mom's and dads 😬😁

    • @sarahallen9058
      @sarahallen9058 6 месяцев назад

      btw no other factory in the world mixes there chocolate by waterfall 🎩👀🍫🍫🍫

  • @peachgummiiess
    @peachgummiiess 4 года назад +2090

    “What’re you doing in my chocolate factory?”
    Actually I don’t know

    • @bakugosmom6225
      @bakugosmom6225 4 года назад +11

      To steal some candy

    • @SUNFLOWER-dt2sr
      @SUNFLOWER-dt2sr 4 года назад +3

      Denki Girlfriend *me* 😝

    • @enya03
      @enya03 4 года назад +4

      followed willy wonka from his tiktok to get to the factory haha 😂

    • @-_-Starman-_-
      @-_-Starman-_- 4 года назад +3

      Bruh I’m tryna get some fuggin chocolate up in here why you questioning me

    • @bakugosmom6225
      @bakugosmom6225 4 года назад

      @@SUNFLOWER-dt2sr (⌒_⌒;)

  • @yolevi7565
    @yolevi7565 4 года назад +715

    child: gets brutally killed in the chocolate factory
    umpa lumpas: 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

    • @xxitzhxileyxx1774
      @xxitzhxileyxx1774 3 года назад +2

      Lol true xD

    • @honestlygaytm189
      @honestlygaytm189 3 года назад +1

      @•RiceLēif• please stop getting worked up over a children’s movie.

    • @iluvdogs8277
      @iluvdogs8277 3 года назад

      @@honestlygaytm189 ?????

    • @lampadudle
      @lampadudle 3 года назад

      @@iluvdogs8277 The person probably deleted their comment :o

    • @iluvdogs8277
      @iluvdogs8277 3 года назад

      @@lampadudle :O

  • @m4tchababy
    @m4tchababy 4 года назад +113

    please do a madison beer asmr but the whole time she’s complaining ab how pretty she is and that she was supposed to be in thank you next.

    • @sofiazyk
      @sofiazyk 4 года назад +1

      Lmfaooo yes pls💀💀

    • @sillygrl
      @sillygrl 3 года назад +10

      **cries in side profile**

    • @tenleesmaindancer1819
      @tenleesmaindancer1819 3 года назад +3

      And how she’s tryna be Ariana Grande without saying it 😭

    • @lau9295
      @lau9295 3 года назад

      looooool

  • @nineotwooneo1870
    @nineotwooneo1870 4 года назад +131

    “i don’t remember but they are midgets yup” LMFAO

  • @pebblesoop1648
    @pebblesoop1648 4 года назад +1532

    plot twist : the delicious makeup he's putting on you is actually seasoning for when he's gonna eat you later

  • @AmazingIceCube
    @AmazingIceCube 4 года назад +827

    If I got 1$ for every time he says “yup”
    *I’d be rich*

  • @eddz357
    @eddz357 4 года назад +122

    he actually looks like willywonka help

    • @marianrami28
      @marianrami28 3 года назад +4

      And you actually look like my new boyfriend (;;

    • @Scarams
      @Scarams 3 года назад +4

      @@marianrami28 excuse you O-O

    • @niyah9919
      @niyah9919 3 года назад +3

      Now kith

  • @glitcher654
    @glitcher654 4 года назад +1871

    "Do you have a golden ticket?"
    Me, holding a very terribly homemade golden ticket: Yes

    • @eth4n_c4in
      @eth4n_c4in 4 года назад +29

      I LOVE YOUR NAME AND PFP HSHFBAKNWJDKANEJ

    • @glitcher654
      @glitcher654 4 года назад +18

      @@eth4n_c4in Why, thank you very much, I like yours too!

    • @iamsolovely
      @iamsolovely 4 года назад +13

      *yUp

    • @eth4n_c4in
      @eth4n_c4in 4 года назад +6

      Todoroni thank you!

    • @ragefan1244
      @ragefan1244 4 года назад +6

      Shoto the frick happened

  • @margretha6337
    @margretha6337 4 года назад +2223

    He said “yup” 64.5 times (the .5 is cause one sounded like a yup but it was like half of one)

    • @margretha6337
      @margretha6337 4 года назад +50

      mochi苺 oh that’s a nice idea... I’ll have to consider.

    • @JuleNaa
      @JuleNaa 4 года назад +14

      Okay, damn

    • @plastiquebrat
      @plastiquebrat 4 года назад +4

      mochi苺 LMAOOO😹

    • @zanayiahelizabeth435
      @zanayiahelizabeth435 4 года назад +10

      Kirari Momobami the fact that you added an explication as to why you added the . 5 lmao 😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @margretha6337
      @margretha6337 4 года назад +3

      Zanayiah Elizabeth!! Haha always gotta add an explanation !

  • @lobsterstink
    @lobsterstink 4 года назад +283

    is nobody talking about how he’s wearing a pILGRIM HAT

  • @jevilbuthandicap9920
    @jevilbuthandicap9920 3 года назад +74

    Willy wonka: “everything in this factory is eatable”
    Me: *even you?*

    • @fork1916
      @fork1916 3 года назад +34

      "everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that's called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

    • @Yurieayy
      @Yurieayy 3 года назад +10

      Me : trying to eat umpa lumpas :

    • @aaptyp
      @aaptyp 3 года назад +4

      @@Yurieayy Oompa loompas*

  • @Sydney-nu6bm
    @Sydney-nu6bm 4 года назад +646

    “Yup” and “my dear child” is all this video consists of LMAOOOOO

    • @erinyung
      @erinyung 4 года назад

      Sydney ! And “bad nut”

    • @crownjewel9602
      @crownjewel9602 4 года назад +1

      tbh i got the most tingles whenever he said either of the two, so i was a happy camper lol

    • @rileighanesthesia
      @rileighanesthesia 4 года назад

      Nobody: Me: *not liking the comment because you’re at 666 likes*

  • @Lulu-be8lx
    @Lulu-be8lx 4 года назад +1039

    An idea: Ratatouille teaches me how to do your makeup while he’s under my hat 🐭

    • @jedidjahvernhout4689
      @jedidjahvernhout4689 4 года назад +29

      Wait the rat isn’t called ratatouille tho right?

    • @djungelskog2230
      @djungelskog2230 4 года назад +39

      Jedidjah Vernhout remmy from ratatouille

    • @frgal1336
      @frgal1336 4 года назад +24

      Jedidjah Vernhout no the food is what teaches you

    • @Lulu-be8lx
      @Lulu-be8lx 4 года назад +12

      Yes Remmy! Oh my I need to watch the movie again🤣

    • @sveaheinat
      @sveaheinat 4 года назад +19

      Remy* how dare you misspell his name

  • @ojourinnie
    @ojourinnie 4 года назад +198

    Off-topic but I feel like wonka would do drag in his spare time

    • @alicja6511
      @alicja6511 3 года назад +5

      I think that he had gloves becouse he've had his nails done. Btw I love the fact that he had heels.

    • @Hennyyy.00
      @Hennyyy.00 3 года назад +1

      OMG this!!! YASSSS

  • @jessthemess_14
    @jessthemess_14 4 года назад +18

    Every time I heard “My dear child” I had major tingles and have never felt more safe 🥺🖤

  • @joanna.17
    @joanna.17 4 года назад +654

    This is how many times Dean said “yup”

    • @priv0839
      @priv0839 4 года назад +13

      *Willy Wonka

    • @joanna.17
      @joanna.17 4 года назад +3

      @@priv0839 truee sorry

    • @priv0839
      @priv0839 4 года назад +1

      Kate.2 😂😂😂

    • @wuturay9926
      @wuturay9926 4 года назад +4

      I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @joanna.17
      @joanna.17 4 года назад +1

      @@wuturay9926 well you found itt

  • @g.o2934
    @g.o2934 4 года назад +441

    *me getting harmed due to unsafe factory conditions
    Oompa Loompas 💃💃💃💃💃💃

    • @serranuratatanr9524
      @serranuratatanr9524 4 года назад +4

      💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

    • @X1Honeybun1X
      @X1Honeybun1X 4 года назад +2

      💃🏼💃🏼💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

    • @AnaLuisa-eb4lf
      @AnaLuisa-eb4lf 4 года назад +2

      💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

    • @nataliaj.1266
      @nataliaj.1266 4 года назад +2

      💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

    • @user-it5me2kc1x
      @user-it5me2kc1x 4 года назад

      💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

  • @pearlwashere
    @pearlwashere 4 года назад +233

    Drinking Game:
    Take a shot everytime he says “YEP” or “My dear child” 🍻

  • @tuxedo.formal7605
    @tuxedo.formal7605 3 года назад +48

    I never thought that I would click on a Willy wonka ASMR- 👁👄👁

  • @splxtg_ts3098
    @splxtg_ts3098 4 года назад +471

    I never thought I’d see the day that Willy Wonka himself called me ugly.

  • @goldenpupagsm7922
    @goldenpupagsm7922 4 года назад +243

    0:34 oompa loompa: i tried to scream... but my head was under chocolate

  • @ewanlxne
    @ewanlxne 4 года назад +217

    Take a shot every time he says “yup”
    *alcohol poisoning has entered the chat*

    • @galaxy_trash4018
      @galaxy_trash4018 4 года назад +4

      Use beer, you will be black out drunk😂

    • @memerjojo_4516
      @memerjojo_4516 4 года назад +3

      listen up leo beer is alcohol my lord

    • @galaxy_trash4018
      @galaxy_trash4018 4 года назад +1

      @@memerjojo_4516 I know, but they now have a slight change of living 🤣

    • @memerjojo_4516
      @memerjojo_4516 4 года назад +1

      listen up leo your right

    • @meg472
      @meg472 3 года назад

      IM DEAD HDWTJFG 😂

  • @tob_tot
    @tob_tot 4 года назад +78

    This is how many times he said "yup" and "my dear child"

  • @yourlocalgermaphobe_5644
    @yourlocalgermaphobe_5644 4 года назад +2173

    Day 7 of asking for- “Ariel does your makeup under the sea”

  • @banana.crumbs2360
    @banana.crumbs2360 4 года назад +1795

    ⬇️ this is how many times he said “my dear child”

    • @Pebble4
      @Pebble4 4 года назад +99

      You mean Yep

    • @Jade45224
      @Jade45224 4 года назад +15

      Eelis Vanhala that would be more like multiplying the times he said “my dear child” by four 😂

    • @luver5187
      @luver5187 4 года назад +2

      Eelis Vanhala frr😂

    • @rjredd4181
      @rjredd4181 4 года назад +4

      He said yep a lot more than my dear child

    • @cadence1055
      @cadence1055 4 года назад +2

      Or yup

  • @jadynvanderweele3696
    @jadynvanderweele3696 4 года назад +43

    Dean:*low key says he boutta murder some oompa loomps*
    Me, who’s not sure what to expect anyways:
    👁👄👁

  • @lindaschmid447
    @lindaschmid447 4 года назад +52

    Dean: _Lets say some of those Oompa Loompas you won’t see after today._
    Me: I-

  • @sienna2415
    @sienna2415 4 года назад +247

    WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY SO ICONIC WTH-

    • @liriwowxd7767
      @liriwowxd7767 4 года назад +4

      The vid is 40 mins ago and your comment is 48 mins ago

  • @lane398
    @lane398 4 года назад +548

    This feels like a mix between James Charles and Willy Wonka

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 4 года назад +29

      It’s their lovechild

    • @lane398
      @lane398 4 года назад +8

      @Ace the alien yep lol

    • @SC-pg7jr
      @SC-pg7jr 4 года назад +8

      ...i Don't understand everyone who does makeup and that's a boy apparently seems like James charles😒🙄

    • @jiminpark5344
      @jiminpark5344 4 года назад +8

      @@SC-pg7jr it's the hand gestures that kind of gives off a James Charles vibes.

    • @reynaswaffle
      @reynaswaffle 4 года назад +4

      @@SC-pg7jr no not really but you can tell he watches james a lot haha

  • @JazzzASMR
    @JazzzASMR 4 года назад +30

    “I thought this was a Make-A-Wish trip”
    Disney: “Am I A Joke To You?”

  • @frgal1336
    @frgal1336 3 года назад +16

    I love how canonically Willy Wonka actually made a chocolate factory out of pure spite.

  • @JandyJaynation
    @JandyJaynation 4 года назад +678

    Dean: Do you have a golden ticket?
    Me: uhhh yes... 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @ponsmith8927
    @ponsmith8927 4 года назад +1510

    Dean: everything here is edible
    My weird brain: even yo-
    Dean: *yup*

    • @spottedbread750
      @spottedbread750 4 года назад +27

      He legit licked the mascara brush I think. E w

    • @Prince-lc4xz
      @Prince-lc4xz 4 года назад +25

      Well yes but actually no

    • @todorokishouto7491
      @todorokishouto7491 4 года назад +115

      Kid: "THE GRASS IS EDIBLE?"
      Willy: "Of course it is! Everything in this Room is edible. Even I am edible! But that my kids is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
      One of my favorite Quotes haha

    • @spottedbread750
      @spottedbread750 4 года назад +27

      @@todorokishouto7491 that one weird kid : *most* societies -yeets themself at willy -

    • @kaceymaysummerley
      @kaceymaysummerley 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smog-0634
    @smog-0634 4 года назад +72

    Some of these Oompa Loompas you'll never see again
    One week later
    Brand new flavor of wonka bar....Orange Coco!

  • @xfluffymoonx1498
    @xfluffymoonx1498 4 года назад +15

    Him: I'll turn your eye into chocolate
    Me: I guess I'm a cannibal now

  • @tessa4087
    @tessa4087 4 года назад +803

    Dean: “Show your true teeth”
    **me with my braces 👁👄👁**

    • @lonelyfirefly_
      @lonelyfirefly_ 4 года назад +20

      Same I kept my mouth shut really tight cuz I'm pretty sure Willy is a psychopath😂

    • @sophia_da_first6838
      @sophia_da_first6838 4 года назад +14

      me with 2 years of braces ....

    • @tessa4087
      @tessa4087 4 года назад +6

      sophia_da_ first Oop-

    • @sophia_da_first6838
      @sophia_da_first6838 4 года назад +2

      @what are you lookin at mate?! Damn I think I have to have em on for longer because my mom doesn't feel to safe going to the orthodontist

    • @Renesmee_Sunshine
      @Renesmee_Sunshine 4 года назад +8

      I'm not trying to say it in the rude way but, once you get the braces off you'll be really thankful and happy with the outcome of your teeth! Don't let anybody make fun of you. 💕

  • @sienna2415
    @sienna2415 4 года назад +754

    this is how many times WILLY said “yup”
    ⬇️

  • @daniknightshade1247
    @daniknightshade1247 4 года назад +34

    Ok, but I feel like you’d really go off with an “Avatar does Your makeup” video.

    • @tofinilith_
      @tofinilith_ 3 года назад +3

      Which one? 👁👄👁 The blue people or the dude with the arrow on his head? 👁👄👁

    • @0malware118
      @0malware118 3 года назад

      Kay but consider this..... avatar kyoshi

  • @heyitsme6177
    @heyitsme6177 3 года назад +5

    Everyone talks about how often he said "Yup", but no one talks about how often he said "My Dear Child" 😂😂

  • @Massibuonventura
    @Massibuonventura 4 года назад +135

    I LOVE the fact that he shows the same products over and over but with a different story in each video

  • @courtneymichelle5746
    @courtneymichelle5746 4 года назад +774

    Willy Wonka: “Everything in this room is eatable. Even im eatable but that would be canabalism my dear children and it is very frowned upon in society”
    7 year old me not understanding what canabalism is wondering how he turned into candy: 👁❓👄❓👁

    • @andrew7301
      @andrew7301 4 года назад +9

      SAMEEE!! I always thought he was made of chocolate, and was like "you can eat him??? how??? what is this sorcery???" It took me 18 years to figure out the joke

    • @bleh7424
      @bleh7424 3 года назад +1

      My dad watched horror movies his entire childhood so I knew what cannibalism was when I was really young

    • @courtneymichelle5746
      @courtneymichelle5746 3 года назад +1

      Mara Greathouse I was sheltered 😂 I didn’t know how sex fully worked until 7th grade💀 I remember hearing about cannibalism again in Pippi Longstockings and i thought they were just monsters

    • @eastonvids8692
      @eastonvids8692 3 года назад +1

      I literally almost commented this. I have this line remembered.

    • @rowanisverycoolperson8310
      @rowanisverycoolperson8310 3 года назад

      Hun do u mean edible? 👁👄👁

  • @jinxed_goblin8414
    @jinxed_goblin8414 3 года назад +9

    No one gonna talk about how he said "your eyes look really really nicely."😂😂

  • @lovely_uri
    @lovely_uri 4 года назад +20

    Dean: *You won’t see these Oompa Loompa’s again after today*
    Me: ***starts singing/dancing Verruca Salt Bad Nut song****

  • @seymurali7308
    @seymurali7308 4 года назад +229

    I really liked how he said "my dear child" when I am a 15yr old boy...
    Also fun fact: Cadbury (a british choc company) World is the real life version of Willy Wonkas chocolate factory

    • @ampersandcastle1091
      @ampersandcastle1091 4 года назад +37

      I went there for a school trip once, they gave us a cup of melted chocolate to drink and my day was made

    • @lizzo1265
      @lizzo1265 4 года назад +13

      Cadbury’s world is iconic

    • @jobo2152
      @jobo2152 4 года назад +9

      We also have real wonks bars in certain shops

    • @ampersandcastle1091
      @ampersandcastle1091 4 года назад +3

      Elizabeth Adnan your spooky spoon pfp gave me flashbacks lmao

    • @werewolfpoison
      @werewolfpoison 4 года назад +2

      Yass I love that place! I went twice, first time with family and second time with school. It's so awesome in there

  • @chrischan1610
    @chrischan1610 4 года назад +416

    This is how many times he said “yep” “yeah” “my dear child”
    👇🏾

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 4 года назад +4

      Once? Absurd!

    • @helpme3952
      @helpme3952 4 года назад +1

      N o u

    • @brianna3340
      @brianna3340 4 года назад +5

      *do y'all want me to count how many times he said yup*

    • @chrischan1610
      @chrischan1610 4 года назад +3

      stormi 𝘆𝗲𝘀🤭

    • @angtidk
      @angtidk 3 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing lmao

  • @Mob-tq7gv
    @Mob-tq7gv 3 года назад +7

    It sounded like a yappy dog every time he repeatedly said “yup” “yup” “yup” “yup” “yup”.

  • @HiBye-gm5pj
    @HiBye-gm5pj 4 года назад +5

    SO YOURE TELLING ME, ON MY FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL, I COULDVE WATCHED THIS AND SLEPT, INSTEAD I STARED AT MY CEILING FOR THREE HOURS?!

  • @sorv_gvl
    @sorv_gvl 4 года назад +106

    "Some drops of foundation"
    The dedication needed to put THAT MUCH FOUNDATION on a brush that you now CAN NOT USE-
    Dean, we appreciate you beyond words.

    • @spottedbread750
      @spottedbread750 4 года назад +3

      He probably used it after recording or something

    • @Tadashichigo
      @Tadashichigo 4 года назад +2

      That Lonely Bread Goddess right?? I always think about that!! He wastes a TON of makeup for us 🥺

  • @khaleesibabie
    @khaleesibabie 4 года назад +419

    WILLY WONKA TIK TOK BEST SEE THIS.

    • @loadeddipper55
      @loadeddipper55 4 года назад +45

      he’s gonna Be winding and grinding

    • @imnamed_b0t
      @imnamed_b0t 4 года назад +6

      Imagine.
      Woah

    • @ffmau
      @ffmau 4 года назад +3

      I've seen that tik tok over a hundred thousand times, help 😔🖐🏻

    • @defnothani
      @defnothani 4 года назад

      Durrgy burrgy I-😅💀

    • @loadeddipper55
      @loadeddipper55 4 года назад

      Alexa Fernandez I knew it 😂😂

  • @alexisv4247
    @alexisv4247 4 года назад +7

    the fact that i cut my hair like willy wonka bc i stan is alarming

    • @anga1721
      @anga1721 4 года назад +3

      My mom cut my hair like lord farquaad, and I felt an inch shorter😂

  • @madisonberen9961
    @madisonberen9961 3 года назад +9

    “Non of them can speak anymore...”
    *strokes wig*

  • @SickGirl666
    @SickGirl666 4 года назад +87

    “Lets just say some of these Oompa Loompas you’ll never see again after today” 💀💀 LMAOO why did that send me

  • @user-ie6rq3fp6m
    @user-ie6rq3fp6m 4 года назад +177

    Dean : I'm gonna take of the sunglasses cuz it's getting bright in here
    Me: but like....isn't that what they are there for...👁👄👁

  • @lvelysxnflowrrs2490
    @lvelysxnflowrrs2490 4 года назад +62

    dean: never get braces, show your true teeth.
    me, having just got my braces on yesterday: 👁👄👁

  • @Khaosklown
    @Khaosklown 4 года назад +45

    WHY IS HIS CONSTANT YUPS MAKING MY TOURETTES ACT UP?!!!!

  • @leenahaudio
    @leenahaudio 4 года назад +172

    This is how many times he said "yup"
    👇

  • @tarynnrabb6587
    @tarynnrabb6587 4 года назад +352

    somebody count how many times he says " my dear child "

    • @lorenyiperez2159
      @lorenyiperez2159 4 года назад +11

      About 10,000 times 🤣

    • @pizzaraccoon8202
      @pizzaraccoon8202 4 года назад +21

      I think I’m going to call asleep but I’m at 11:59 and he’s said it 27 times so far

    • @pizzaraccoon8202
      @pizzaraccoon8202 4 года назад +31

      okay idk why I actually sat through the whole video and counted but he said it 44 times

    • @donovanmathis7715
      @donovanmathis7715 4 года назад +4

      Choc chip dog what about yep too 😂

    • @moonlight-md6pq
      @moonlight-md6pq 4 года назад +9

      Ye said yup 64 times

  • @personthatisfangirling5589
    @personthatisfangirling5589 3 года назад +6

    When i first saw this movie i legit thought Johnny Depp was a woman

  • @liljuicedrip-yt8891
    @liljuicedrip-yt8891 4 года назад +8

    No Oompa Loopas where harmed in the making of this video.

    • @sillygrl
      @sillygrl 3 года назад +2

      mmmmmm i doubt that

  • @goldenpupagsm7922
    @goldenpupagsm7922 4 года назад +220

    1:07 why are these oompa loompas so judgemental 😔

    • @bibelobordelon3276
      @bibelobordelon3276 4 года назад +18

      Short guys usually got the most to say abt others...

  • @saltybagels4272
    @saltybagels4272 4 года назад +417

    Fun fact: A Florida man threw a 3.5 foot alligator through a drive- through 🐊

  • @fuckyouecheetosfuckyournug7687
    @fuckyouecheetosfuckyournug7687 4 года назад +27

    "Idk if your dumb enough-"
    Him: *takes off glasses cause its getting bright in there*
    (Joke:defeats the point of sunglasses and then he had the nerve to call the "dear child" dumb ) 💀

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx 4 года назад +4

    your role plays are so fucking funny. thank you.

  • @PeanutyButters
    @PeanutyButters 4 года назад +357

    Willy Wonka: "You wouldn't want to know what happens to bad nuts"
    Me whispering: "They get busted😏"

  • @moochi7011
    @moochi7011 4 года назад +145

    Me: willy wonka..i didn't know you were so good at makeup
    Willy Wonka: i'm not.....
    Me: *makeup turns me into an oompa loompa*

  • @cxrry9493
    @cxrry9493 4 года назад +4

    **I see you windin' and grindin'up on the flo-**

  • @bimyself8880
    @bimyself8880 4 года назад +12

    Him: what are you doing in my factory?
    Me: to see you winding and grinding😏

  • @xpinkpokix9402
    @xpinkpokix9402 4 года назад +253

    "Never get braces, always be yourself"
    Me who already has braces:
    Uh, yeah of course I'll take that

  • @AudreyASMR7
    @AudreyASMR7 4 года назад +284

    Take a shot every time he says “my dear child” ... but don’t actually you might die

  • @delicateswiftie
    @delicateswiftie 3 года назад +3

    This role suits you so well, I really got the willy wonka vibes!!!

  • @emelygarcia4993
    @emelygarcia4993 4 года назад +10

    Dean: “I’m gonna be a billionaire after this one”
    Me: “I wanna be a billionaire so fricken bad” 😭

  • @zeinamasoud7467
    @zeinamasoud7467 4 года назад +92

    The amount of times you said “yup” and “my dear child” 😂

  • @amydunnefp
    @amydunnefp 4 года назад +21

    Dean and Angelica need to collab, it would be *revolutionary*

  • @lilyyy_bean
    @lilyyy_bean 4 года назад +3

    'What are you doing in my chocolate factory?'
    **CH OC CY MI L K**

  • @cassidyasmr4225
    @cassidyasmr4225 4 года назад +2

    Your ASMR ideas are soooooo unique and crazy, I love it 😂

  • @imamyluvxo4217
    @imamyluvxo4217 4 года назад +152

    Willy Wonka TikTok watching this video be like: 👁️👄👁️

  • @shrinkettyasmr
    @shrinkettyasmr 4 года назад +87

    When you can feel tingles from the thumbnails you know she's good

    • @DiegoGarcia-kc2kj
      @DiegoGarcia-kc2kj 4 года назад +8

      *he’s

    • @ghost.i
      @ghost.i 4 года назад +9

      @@DiegoGarcia-kc2kj I'm pretty sure they were calling the video a she, not Dean lol

    • @kimmyb7996
      @kimmyb7996 4 года назад +1

      *snatches your wig with a sticky hand toy* can I get my wig back? Please?

  • @n0tk4t
    @n0tk4t 4 года назад +19

    3:05 “my dear child ur so inoccent” me on watt pad reading REALY smut storied about anon and spec-ops and Willy 👁👅👁 I’m a bad nut

  • @alexazambrano3459
    @alexazambrano3459 4 года назад +2

    Ok but he’s roleplays are sooo creative 🤩

  • @Ashley-wv1dl
    @Ashley-wv1dl 4 года назад +146

    All I was thinking is “even I am edible but that my dear children is called cannibalism”

    • @peepsfruitsnacks1525
      @peepsfruitsnacks1525 4 года назад +2

      I can’t stop thinking of duke lol 😂

    • @emmag6434
      @emmag6434 4 года назад +4

      “And is often frowned upon in most society’s”🙂😉 -finished it for you☺️❤️

    • @yaahyaahyahh
      @yaahyaahyahh 4 года назад

      Emma *societies, but I applaud you for actually knowing the quote 😉

    • @madmadagin
      @madmadagin 3 года назад

      “Everything in this room is eatable. Even im eatable! But that is called canniblism, my dear children and is in fact frowned apon in most societies”

  • @jbwmh2776
    @jbwmh2776 4 года назад +44

    The outfit: immaculate, show stopping.
    The disses: sizzling, burning, CRISP.

  • @jmla8666
    @jmla8666 4 года назад +4

    Imagine if he did shrek, ‘get out of my swamp!’

  • @classroomofboredom3815
    @classroomofboredom3815 4 года назад +5

    “Show your true teeth” the best quotes of the week in my life

  • @ampersandcastle1091
    @ampersandcastle1091 4 года назад +96

    This Willy Wonka and Christian Borle’s Willy Wonka would be best friends, prove me wrong

    • @JG-cf2lz
      @JG-cf2lz 4 года назад +1

      Omg yesssss

    • @JG-cf2lz
      @JG-cf2lz 4 года назад

      Fellow theatre kid

  • @yippee-tn5ln
    @yippee-tn5ln 4 года назад +66

    YESSS I AM LIVING FOR THIS RP

  • @sc00tvideo
    @sc00tvideo 4 года назад +4

    HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING 🍫👄🍫

  • @auggith
    @auggith 4 года назад +5

    Fun drinking game: Take a shot of vodka every time that he says “Yup”