Brewstew - Airsoft Guns

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @pablod6872
    @pablod6872 2 года назад +708

    My half-drunk ass spent an hour laughing at all of your videos. So many stories reminded me of my childhood misadventures. Keep up the good work!

    • @TewityPlays
      @TewityPlays 2 года назад +7

      wow paying money

    • @realausome
      @realausome 2 года назад +1

      @@TewityPlays he paid money because he has it and you dont loser

    • @regaliaex1338
      @regaliaex1338 2 года назад +22

      @@TewityPlays what’s wrong with that?

    • @Kk-ds7sv1zl6b
      @Kk-ds7sv1zl6b 2 года назад +6

      1:20

    • @Warpro141
      @Warpro141 2 года назад +16

      @@TewityPlays money=Better Animation Equipment=Better Animation + More Stories

  • @nickmoreno3885
    @nickmoreno3885 4 года назад +5913

    "I'm peaking through my scope, like I'm about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office."
    Priceless.

    • @yeetusboiboi9678
      @yeetusboiboi9678 4 года назад +25

      Nick Moreno PRICELESS HUH CAPTAIN PRICE

    • @CHEESEYWILLY
      @CHEESEYWILLY 4 года назад +39

      Turns out Tyler was lee Harvey Oswald in a past life

    • @heidih4345
      @heidih4345 4 года назад +7

      Ya

    • @MsTalty
      @MsTalty 4 года назад +3

      Fucking

    • @sirjerkey9347
      @sirjerkey9347 4 года назад +5

      @@MsTalty no swearing

  • @the_h_man_human1342
    @the_h_man_human1342 3 года назад +3384

    The public official jokes in this video were mind-blowing.

  • @n3oncoryx
    @n3oncoryx 2 года назад +1810

    Fun fact: in Japan it’s actually encouraged to take your tips off of your airsoft guns to scare off potential criminals

    • @kittycat2207
      @kittycat2207 2 года назад +45

      Ohh good idea

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 2 года назад +158

      In Japan they don't even come with orange tips. None do at all. They're expected to be treated and transported like real firearms and because real firearms are illegal over there there's no reason to distinguish

    • @Sci_X1
      @Sci_X1 2 года назад +45

      Another fun fact: as long as you don’t want to resell your gun you can take off the annoying ass orange tip with zero legal repercussions

    • @hanshazlitt4535
      @hanshazlitt4535 2 года назад

      Fun fact: in the US I can use a real gun to shoot a criminal in the face!

    • @destinybryner7267
      @destinybryner7267 2 года назад +15

      @@Sci_X1 lmao, there may be deadly repercussions tho

  • @ciderhat2760
    @ciderhat2760 7 лет назад +5321

    I lost it when he called his rifle "Kennedy killer"

    • @thesockman_3682
      @thesockman_3682 7 лет назад +13

      INDIDOT I know

    • @trevorpanetta3562
      @trevorpanetta3562 7 лет назад +32

      Best fucking part

    • @miketrokey4466
      @miketrokey4466 7 лет назад +10

      INDIDOT sniper but best part ever

    • @typetypical3581
      @typetypical3581 7 лет назад +33

      If you didn't know (which you probably did) the ''Kennedy killer'' joke was about President Kennedy -the guy who wanted the USA to go to the moon- , who was killed with a deer rifle!

    • @sizeazguard4264
      @sizeazguard4264 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @Ok-fj7xx
    @Ok-fj7xx 4 года назад +9521

    I see his childhood as a South Park series

  • @moiseslugardo8501
    @moiseslugardo8501 7 лет назад +678

    “I’m peeking through my scope, like I’m about to put Lindon B. Johnson into office.”
    Im done 😂😂😂

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 7 лет назад +5

      Moises Lugardo Lyndon*

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 6 лет назад

      Do you get the joke, Moises?

    • @hexius_
      @hexius_ 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah, it's about JFk's assasination

    • @sm3llios
      @sm3llios 6 лет назад +1

      I read that JUST as he said it in he video XD

    • @cthulhujankinx5652
      @cthulhujankinx5652 6 лет назад +6

      I knew the Kennedy killer part was gonna happen after he said that

  • @zacknichols6917
    @zacknichols6917 7 месяцев назад +47

    After a fresh rewatch that Lyndon B. Johnson joke is even funnier after watching JFK A Man of Glory

    • @shinyman250
      @shinyman250 7 месяцев назад +8

      Its not ok to be jfk

  • @snozer6966
    @snozer6966 5 лет назад +604

    I’m officially calling every sniper rifle I use in Cod the Kennedy Killer

    • @TroutTastesLike5.56
      @TroutTastesLike5.56 5 лет назад

      do it

    • @specmage1247
      @specmage1247 4 года назад

      I have a real Kennedy killer Mossberg ATR 100 look it up

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 4 года назад +2

      @@specmage1247 i thought it was a carcano

    • @Arthurzeiro
      @Arthurzeiro 4 года назад +2

      My sniper loadout in CoD Warzone is called Kennedy Killer btw.

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 4 года назад +2

      @@Arthurzeiro war zone is ass for monetary GAIN damn Activision

  • @loolipup4802
    @loolipup4802 4 года назад +5013

    Ah, this is the first video that brought me to brewstew.

  • @CreasePants
    @CreasePants 7 лет назад +665

    "I was around the block waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheTvStik
    @TheTvStik 2 года назад +104

    i love how Michael uses his puffy jacket as armor

    • @douglasduda9826
      @douglasduda9826 11 месяцев назад +2

      I did this for paintball it actually worked well. Paintballs would not break nor would they leave the trademark big ass welt+bruise too wore it under my long sleeve shirt.

    • @tmc4832
      @tmc4832 4 месяца назад

      And it's 94 degrees outside

  • @goblinbabe
    @goblinbabe 6 лет назад +806

    "Waiting around the corner to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy Killer" 😂😂😂😂

    • @flyer2236
      @flyer2236 6 лет назад +7

      FBI open UP!!!!

    • @Greg00811
      @Greg00811 6 лет назад +3

      Lmao that was funny

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 6 лет назад +2

      Bruh I cant 😂

    • @lnk2473
      @lnk2473 6 лет назад +2

      i want to commit self deletus

    • @samlesko4118
      @samlesko4118 6 лет назад +2

      Ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 5 лет назад +776

    😂 like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office.

    • @ryzeyt3854
      @ryzeyt3854 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaha

    • @chancemazer4424
      @chancemazer4424 5 лет назад

      I got a hand gun then a bigger gun and that's what I did

  • @krispykoolz7218
    @krispykoolz7218 6 лет назад +298

    "I was waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" 😂

  • @angertreatment2319
    @angertreatment2319 2 года назад +40

    How many Kennedy jokes do you want?
    Tyler: YES

    • @Red_neck01
      @Red_neck01 6 месяцев назад

      "It's not ok to be jfk"

  • @deadbones1009
    @deadbones1009 5 лет назад +2594

    Police: put that gun down right now!
    David: no it’s just an airs-
    *gunshots*

    • @justrelaxandlisten5820
      @justrelaxandlisten5820 5 лет назад +14

      oh g a w d

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 лет назад +86

      *david walks away*
      David: I warned them...

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 лет назад +8

      KaiZerMier Krazy r/wooosh

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 лет назад +6

      KaiZerMier Krazy as in you were you joking or you didn’t get that the joke is David killed the police with an airsoft gun

    • @kaizermierkrazy6886
      @kaizermierkrazy6886 5 лет назад +5

      @@pyjamadan9848 i got the joke its just shit and unfunny and idiotic

  • @jacksonmneal4727
    @jacksonmneal4727 3 года назад +3304

    I like how he threw his pistol out instead of giving it to Michael

    • @Mr.C_the_Artist
      @Mr.C_the_Artist 2 года назад +412

      If it was anyone else he would, but it's fucking Michael

    • @MristheMr
      @MristheMr 2 года назад +65

      @@Mr.C_the_Artist straight facts

    • @jreererer8490
      @jreererer8490 2 года назад +74

      Hey at the end of the day it's Michael the only one who didn't get in trouble

    • @infintenumber
      @infintenumber 2 года назад +10

      @@jreererer8490 true

    • @sirtieman
      @sirtieman 2 года назад +22

      @@jreererer8490 michael had worse than getting caught by the police

  • @justindepauw4772
    @justindepauw4772 6 лет назад +679

    Lmao all the jfk references

  • @Johndoe777-u7n
    @Johndoe777-u7n Год назад +18

    I come back here again and again for this one. One of my favourites 😂. "Looking through my scope like I'm about to put Linden B. Johnson into office'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rurhmcwatch9410
    @rurhmcwatch9410 5 лет назад +3990

    I’m sitting there with my scope like I’m about to put Lindon B johnson into office

    • @bennie2733
      @bennie2733 5 лет назад +36

      john wayne I actually cried laughing

    • @cameronhaines2942
      @cameronhaines2942 5 лет назад +5

      Ha lamo

    • @cameronhaines2942
      @cameronhaines2942 5 лет назад +13

      I'm laughing my ass off 😅

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 5 лет назад +19

      Funniest fucking thing ive heard all day. And if i was high.... and not sick. . . I could have appreciated it so much more lol

    • @challengerreviews1134
      @challengerreviews1134 5 лет назад +4

      I wanted to write the same 😂

  • @ricosmoovetv
    @ricosmoovetv 4 года назад +608

    "That's not full-auto?"
    "No this is"

  • @Diles46
    @Diles46 6 лет назад +1291

    Accurate 10/10... Was just a toy til the first BB gets stuck in a face.

    • @deathincarnate3743
      @deathincarnate3743 6 лет назад +1

      Diles46 - AIRSOFT exactly

    • @Karkat
      @Karkat 6 лет назад +1

      Diles46 - AIRSOFT l
      l

    • @dembean9969
      @dembean9969 6 лет назад +2

      What a coincidence I was just watching one of your videos.

    • @Kylometers0
      @Kylometers0 6 лет назад +1

      It's fun until you breath in with a bb in the straw

    • @ezedits2222
      @ezedits2222 6 лет назад +1

      Had that happen. Sucks ass. But it is an awesome sport

  • @charlesnewman6468
    @charlesnewman6468 2 года назад +58

    Michaels crying is hilarious

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 7 лет назад +2177

    _"I'm peaking through my scope like I'm about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office..."_
    Jesus Christ chill

    • @loavy4007
      @loavy4007 7 лет назад +15

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman ita funny bro chill

    • @elix901
      @elix901 7 лет назад +15

      He has no chill

    • @fishyproduction
      @fishyproduction 7 лет назад +17

      Funny thing is GySgt Hartman praised Oswald for is marksman skills in killing Kennedy for being a Marine

    • @travisleon9639
      @travisleon9639 7 лет назад +7

      Too soon?

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 7 лет назад +8

      That's only because he was a marine and marines are expected to not miss.

  • @phantomboat1294
    @phantomboat1294 5 лет назад +325

    I grew up with nerf guns
    Then I got introduced to airsoft guns
    All hell broke loose

    • @diegomoreno6003
      @diegomoreno6003 5 лет назад +10

      I buy an airsoft gun to a nerf fight once.....

    • @jackdriscoll3993
      @jackdriscoll3993 4 года назад +10

      For a second I thought you wrote a haiku

    • @seanharris4444
      @seanharris4444 4 года назад

      Me too I was like that

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 4 года назад +1

      @@diegomoreno6003 I brought the glock to a pistols only round, there were no survivors

  • @mattreynolds3178
    @mattreynolds3178 6 лет назад +289

    "Like I'm about to put LBJ into office"
    I love you Tyler

  • @GTAman001
    @GTAman001 Год назад +7

    “My friend is hiding behind the car, I just shoot through the fucking car”🗣️

  • @RozitaVideo
    @RozitaVideo 4 года назад +144

    “Like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson in office” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @legatelanius6540
      @legatelanius6540 3 года назад +1

      😅😅😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😂😂🥰😂🥰😂😂😅😂😅😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @outerheavengaming6196
    @outerheavengaming6196 3 года назад +3450

    “Big ass scope on it, like I was gonnaaa, assassinate a public official”
    “Lookin through my scope, like I’m bout to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office”
    🤣🤣🤣 dude I love this channel

    • @Rabbit13331
      @Rabbit13331 3 года назад +45

      Don't forget" waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer"

    • @aflvproductions7854
      @aflvproductions7854 3 года назад +30

      This dude is fucking amazing

    • @benbaltazar3135
      @benbaltazar3135 3 года назад +38

      kendy killer

    • @steveulinski98
      @steveulinski98 3 года назад +24

      Also "Committing an act of domestic terrorism."

    • @YourDM64
      @YourDM64 2 года назад +1

      @Kenton Murphy lol

  • @isaiahmartinez5620
    @isaiahmartinez5620 7 лет назад +393

    "Aimin down my scope like about to put Lyndon B Johnson in office" 😂😂😂

  • @breeschannel9237
    @breeschannel9237 Год назад +34

    Brew=Stan
    Michel=Kenny
    David=cartman
    Kid with blond hair = kyle

    • @neonespeonclash1481
      @neonespeonclash1481 9 месяцев назад +2

      The kid with blond hair’s name is Stephen

    • @Asa321-v6h
      @Asa321-v6h 3 месяца назад

      @@neonespeonclash1481how do u know

    • @DigitalClipBoy
      @DigitalClipBoy Месяц назад

      @@Asa321-v6hwatch more Brewstew

    • @RayneVarner
      @RayneVarner Месяц назад

      Michael is definitely Cartman

    • @Asa321-v6h
      @Asa321-v6h Месяц назад

      @@RayneVarner yes because all the stupid shit he says

  • @blooddemon3379
    @blooddemon3379 4 года назад +212

    "I was around the block waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy Killer" I'm dead🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @vipurledjach
      @vipurledjach 4 года назад +1

      KENNEDY KILLER IM CRYING

    • @pepeleypeww
      @pepeleypeww 4 года назад

      Huh...your dead..?so you got something in common with JFK

    • @idiotgirlhrdfu
      @idiotgirlhrdfu 11 месяцев назад

      So did Kennedy lmao

  • @David-le1zy
    @David-le1zy 5 лет назад +1806

    0:39 that was the best day of my life

  • @dangerblox9904
    @dangerblox9904 3 года назад +750

    imagine if michael showed up at the police station with a straw and a pouch of bbs

    • @Michael-fy1jx
      @Michael-fy1jx 3 года назад +42

      I did:) men I love my airgun

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 3 года назад +4

      @@Michael-fy1jx 🤣🤣

    • @thegrandpaman7338
      @thegrandpaman7338 3 года назад +4

      Alright now everyone shut the hell up I have a straw and I know how to choke on it

    • @HOLY_ON3
      @HOLY_ON3 3 года назад +1

      @@Michael-fy1jx goddamnit Micheal your getting 10 across the ass

    • @kenjikun5512
      @kenjikun5512 3 года назад +1

      no getting 20 across the ass

  • @mijasenpai5361
    @mijasenpai5361 2 года назад +76

    Your videos make my entire week. When my depression is at it's worse, I always go to your videos. They literally save my life. So, I thank you. With all my heart and soul. Thank you so much. 🖤

    • @EnragedPilgrim
      @EnragedPilgrim 2 года назад +2

      This guy packs more jokes in his videos than I do in my pants B)

    • @michaelb1934
      @michaelb1934 2 года назад +2

      You are loved by God no matter what you think or do trust that always, seek him and you’ll find, he can and will help anyone out of any situation. Pray have faith. Amen✝️🤟🏻 glad you are still with us

    • @MosesToyAdventure
      @MosesToyAdventure 2 года назад +1

      Not sure if this a cry for help or a compliment to Brewstew, but God loves you my dude love your life it is precious. You are special 🌄🌄🌄

    • @tmoney1487
      @tmoney1487 2 года назад

      That sounds very concerning, have you tried professional or medical help for that?

  • @kevingerrity7069
    @kevingerrity7069 5 лет назад +2423

    " I could conquer the whole godanm world with this thing"
    That's how WW2 started

    • @romeoroberts8647
      @romeoroberts8647 5 лет назад +23

      Nah ww1

    • @ItsNerfOrNathan
      @ItsNerfOrNathan 5 лет назад +6

      and how it ended

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 5 лет назад +12

      I think world war 1 was more fueled by that line, ww2 was more Germany breaking treaties and wanting revenge for being blammed and humiliated in ww1, treaty of Versailles etc.

    • @captain0981
      @captain0981 5 лет назад +1

      David-1994

    • @Allison_the_goober
      @Allison_the_goober 5 лет назад +5

      @@plaguemaster308 ww1 was caused mainly by the assassination of francis ferdinand and rising tentions on who had the biggest empire plus the humiliation from the morrocon crisis
      Ww2 was inevitable because Germany wanted revenge because of the terms of the treaty

  • @hassetjifrebro8222
    @hassetjifrebro8222 4 года назад +804

    “Like I’m about to put Lyndon B Johnson in to office” God I love this channel

  • @Ursoro
    @Ursoro 5 лет назад +431

    Choose your playstyle
    Pistol- light infantry
    Ar16- medium infantry
    Sniper- heavy infantry
    Straw- assassin

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Like I'm about to put Lyndon B Johnson into office" 😂😂😂

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 4 года назад +1213

    I half-jokingly said “I’ll bet Michael just has a straw”, then he actually did. XD

    • @displaycopied
      @displaycopied 4 года назад +22

      TBustah yeah that battle sucked

    • @LonelyMinnesotan1
      @LonelyMinnesotan1 4 года назад +2

      Hey in like number 69

    • @DankChickenMan
      @DankChickenMan 4 года назад +4

      Cool story bro

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 4 года назад +3

      @@DankChickenMan It’s not like shooting airsoft BBs through a straw is unheard of. Kipkay put out a video a while back where he showed you how to make a sort of pocket-sized machine gun using a pill bottle and a small plastic tube. It may have even been a straw IIRC. You blow into the pill bottle to force a bunch of BBs through the tube rapidly.

    • @DankChickenMan
      @DankChickenMan 4 года назад +2

      @@TBustah Okay, i was just saying cool story bro

  • @JJ-bi5qx
    @JJ-bi5qx 4 года назад +456

    That just shows how the 90s were nuts, playing airsoft in todays day in age there is so much protection that goes into it

    • @catherinejudge7703
      @catherinejudge7703 4 года назад +4

      True

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 года назад +52

      Airsoft guns were a lot weaker back then. Nearly all BB were 0.12. The highest velocity of guns were like 300FPS, because nearly all of them were imported from Japan which prohibits guns that shoot over like 1J.
      In Japan for example, you got girls playing airsoft without any facial covering at all, because the BB hit so lightly it isn't going to scar or anything like here in the US where people associate power with accuracy, and the fact that US fields are a lot bigger than most Japanese fields.

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 4 года назад +8

      Nope throw on some glasses if you're worried (I wore a paintball mask) and try not to bleed too much on mom's freshly mopped floor

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 года назад +1

      Let's not forget frozen paintballs to your friends nutsack after he runs out of ammo to shoot back. 90's kids are tougher and more insane than most. Lol

    • @spanishclasssucks
      @spanishclasssucks 4 года назад +1

      yeah, I tried to shoot some kid at my house with a Nerf pistol and they fucking cried.

  • @plushiesadventuresvideos3902
    @plushiesadventuresvideos3902 5 лет назад +452

    Should of kept the pistol for secondary weapon

    • @DarrenSengs
      @DarrenSengs 5 лет назад +7

      The gaming kid Aka Anthony that’s what I thought

    • @CNT12345
      @CNT12345 5 лет назад +38

      Shouldve gave it to micheal

    • @liljim3058
      @liljim3058 5 лет назад +5

      @@suckmyballzgameplays7172 yah Micheal is a God damn bastard

    • @unoriginalname4843
      @unoriginalname4843 5 лет назад

      It’s a springer springers can barely hit something at 10 feet

    • @Kdog-jc3el
      @Kdog-jc3el 5 лет назад

      That's what I thought

  • @Potato_1108
    @Potato_1108 2 года назад +36

    My dad was a policeman and his partner once shot a kid who aimed a airsoft pistol at him. The kid was pretending it was real though and no one knew that it was airsoft. Luckily the kid survived.

    • @Hidude12
      @Hidude12 2 года назад +4

      2:40

    • @paolafuschetti5843
      @paolafuschetti5843 2 года назад

      wtf why do americans shot at fvcking kids you guys are INSANE

    • @Potato_1108
      @Potato_1108 2 года назад +2

      @@paolafuschetti5843 It looked real, and the other said that he was going to shoot. Where are you from?

    • @tuneingfish678
      @tuneingfish678 2 года назад +2

      this is why kids shouldn't get airsoft guns if they can't treat it like a real one

    • @paolafuschetti5843
      @paolafuschetti5843 Год назад

      @@Potato_1108 in from a place where police knows that kids don’t carry real guns

  • @user-ec9tt8dy3f
    @user-ec9tt8dy3f 4 года назад +2088

    I don’t think this channel has 1 bad video.

    • @cooperrush3647
      @cooperrush3647 4 года назад +43

      U ain’t wrong that’s for sure

    • @fvrlit
      @fvrlit 4 года назад +6

      Fr

    • @sexyrat8693
      @sexyrat8693 4 года назад +3

      periodt

    • @CHEESEYWILLY
      @CHEESEYWILLY 4 года назад +18

      m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 4 года назад +47

      Charlie Hughes i have memorized the rick roll link

  • @ericb9931
    @ericb9931 2 года назад +176

    Being born in 1990, as a kid they were starting to add the orange and there was a mix of real and unrealistic looking toy guns out there. Kids preferred the real looking and weighing ones. In my neighborhood, at elementary age, we were taught to drop them if the police drove by and we KNEW that if we got shot that it was OUR faults. A different time.

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 Год назад +2

      Damn kids nowadays don't want to be shot for carrying a goddamn fake gun

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Год назад

      @@dysphoria_1.040 if Gen X and Y were smart enough to drop them then what's Gen Z's excuse? What's YOUR excuse for raising entitled R Tards too lazy to do the smart thing? You have none, you're crying for the sake of crying. Lazy, entitled, brats. Wah, wah, I got shot for waving a gun around, wah. Drop it then, you mouth breathing POS.

    • @TomFromYoutube
      @TomFromYoutube Год назад

      That's ridiculous.

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Год назад +7

      @@TomFromRUclips what's ridiculous is is waving a gun around and expecting to NOT get shot. Nice talk kid, it's past your bedtime.

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Год назад +1

      Self accountability died during the millennium apparently

  • @Roman-rx2tm
    @Roman-rx2tm 5 лет назад +4392

    You could’ve gave that “crappy” handgun to Michael

    • @EasyBreezy-vx5zv
      @EasyBreezy-vx5zv 5 лет назад +75

      True

    • @Griffonki
      @Griffonki 5 лет назад +582

      His stepdad would have sold it for natural light. And probably would have sold Michael's kidney as well.

    • @Roman-rx2tm
      @Roman-rx2tm 5 лет назад +72

      Griffonki oh yeah I forgot. His step dad is a piece of crap

    • @Griffonki
      @Griffonki 5 лет назад +87

      @@Roman-rx2tm Was*
      He probably died due to kidney and liver. failure

    • @MarcusAurelius-20VT
      @MarcusAurelius-20VT 5 лет назад +31

      But Michael was asshole

  • @romantech5319
    @romantech5319 7 месяцев назад +7

    "Time to put Lyndon B Johnson into office"

  • @josh_the_alien
    @josh_the_alien 4 года назад +729

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    He shoot his cuz in the bacc

  • @arbyte4
    @arbyte4 4 года назад +64

    “Puffy arse winter coat in the middle of July” LMAOOOOOOO

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 года назад +1

      My friend literally wears like four layers even in summer. It's probably because he grew up in a house with a psycho mom who would have a breakdown any time the thermostat went below 90° f, even when it was 110 outside. I literally couldn't breathe in that place, and left with a headache every time.

  • @unclelou7701
    @unclelou7701 7 лет назад +717

    All that training and I still suck at Call of Duty.

  • @ttv.uLackinFrr
    @ttv.uLackinFrr 2 года назад +11

    *I can conquer the whole god dam world with this thing*😂

  • @olliemakesvideos125
    @olliemakesvideos125 6 лет назад +382

    “Sitting there, looking through my scope, actin’ like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office”
    *John F. Kennedy’s 776 fake accounts dislike video*

  • @ajwinters2042
    @ajwinters2042 7 лет назад +2035

    Michaels over there doesn't even have air soft gun he all shooting BBS through a straw like its a blow Gun 😂😂

    • @TomQuoVadis
      @TomQuoVadis 7 лет назад +50

      Aj Winters There was a kid who played with us who did something like that. One of his spring pistols broke so he took the metal tube out and would put a bunch of BBs in his mouth then just spit them out the pipe. The sad thing was, he got better distance and rate of fire than most of the guns we were using at that time.

    • @bobcarrillo7921
      @bobcarrillo7921 7 лет назад +2

      Aj Winters h

    • @fatheryomu694
      @fatheryomu694 7 лет назад +7

      Aj Winters Michael is broke

    • @ajwinters2042
      @ajwinters2042 6 лет назад +1

      +Angela COLEMAN 😂😂😂

    • @monkemonke2161
      @monkemonke2161 6 лет назад

      Lol I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kav7688
    @kav7688 5 лет назад +152

    “ I was waiting to shoot him with my Kennedy killer” 😂

  • @Shadowgamingishim
    @Shadowgamingishim 2 месяца назад +1

    “Friend hiding behind the car and shit, just shoot through the fucking car” 😂😂

  • @DavidBrewStew
    @DavidBrewStew 3 года назад +776

    "I could conquer the whole goddamn world with this thing"

    • @MrWeeb-cx9db
      @MrWeeb-cx9db 3 года назад +9

      Yes

    • @gaywoman
      @gaywoman 3 года назад +7

      i just scrolled on this comment while gou were saying it

    • @JackMeistuh
      @JackMeistuh 3 года назад +3

      @@MrWeeb-cx9db yas

    • @Michael-fy1jx
      @Michael-fy1jx 3 года назад +15

      I'm got my airgun

    • @the_platapus3522
      @the_platapus3522 3 года назад +4

      @@Michael-fy1jx God dammit michael i couldve used that money for natty lights, youre gettin 10 across the ass

  • @nhldude7866
    @nhldude7866 5 лет назад +1467

    This guy made three jfk jokes 😂😂😂👌👏
    |
    \/ lmao thx

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 5 лет назад +8

      NHL dude you're a little late to the party

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 лет назад +74

      @@deadaccount3533 I'm sorry I'm a little lost. Can you point me in the direction of someone who gives a single fuck when he commented?

    • @recklesspenguin2230
      @recklesspenguin2230 5 лет назад +6

      booty_ hunter420 facts

    • @ghouln362
      @ghouln362 5 лет назад +8

      Guns blew his mind! (Pun intended)

    • @iane7474
      @iane7474 5 лет назад +2

      @@ghouln362 da bum *TSSSS*

  • @the1andonlyjoseph819
    @the1andonlyjoseph819 7 лет назад +353

    "I'm about to put Lindon B Johnson into office" "I was about to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" XD

    • @alfredosalinas1300
      @alfredosalinas1300 7 лет назад +27

      The1andonlyJoseph "big ass scope on top of it like I was gonna assasinate a public official"

    • @gloriachristopher8659
      @gloriachristopher8659 7 лет назад +1

      The1andonlyJoseph is kennedy killer a reference from black ops

    • @beastieboy1183
      @beastieboy1183 7 лет назад +4

      Are you an idiot Gloria

    • @peytoncampbell2360
      @peytoncampbell2360 7 лет назад

      The1andonlyJoseph

    • @Kevindude8868
      @Kevindude8868 7 лет назад

      Gloria Christopher Fuck no if you learned your history John F Kennedy was killed by a sniper

  • @teh_arap
    @teh_arap 2 года назад +21

    WHY DID THE COP GOT ME LOL 3:26

  • @madethisforrestrictedvideo9907
    @madethisforrestrictedvideo9907 5 лет назад +147

    The assassination jokes are too funny, I scared my dog necause of how hard I was laughing

  • @WhimsyLove
    @WhimsyLove 4 года назад +761

    Why havent criminals thought of putting orange nail polish on their guns?

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 4 года назад +61

      Some criminals do put orange caps on real guns and paint them to look like toys to sneak them past security

    • @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef
      @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef 4 года назад +32

      @Evelina Sturma Evasion, the longer you can fool someone with thinking its a toy the more damage they can do. It buys time before their cover is blown and either killed or arrested.

    • @2mono7
      @2mono7 4 года назад +13

      @@MichaelJohnson-uo3ef Have you done this before?

    • @Shrek-sg3jq
      @Shrek-sg3jq 4 года назад +7

      @@2mono7 😂

    • @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef
      @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef 4 года назад +8

      @@2mono7 👀

  • @jracosta2137
    @jracosta2137 4 года назад +43

    I lost It when he said” I am about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into Office”

  • @United_states_of_america90
    @United_states_of_america90 6 месяцев назад +2

    When he said “Kennedy killer” my fucking soul left my body I laughed so hard

  • @anthonychavez3742
    @anthonychavez3742 6 лет назад +80

    I have seen this one 1000 times...too funny.

  • @lightningrodstudios2441
    @lightningrodstudios2441 3 года назад +160

    This was the first ever Brewstew vid that I watched. I’m glad I did and continue to watch them. Thanks man for the laughs and good times

  • @rexyboyfeildman6008
    @rexyboyfeildman6008 4 года назад +24

    “Waiting for David to come with my Kennedy-killer” I am dead😂😂

  • @kareemabdel-jabbar
    @kareemabdel-jabbar 2 года назад +1

    “Looking through my scope, like about i’m bout to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office.” Bro this is too much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

  • @MegaMan-bs3oy
    @MegaMan-bs3oy 5 лет назад +83

    Kennedy killer "putting B Johnson into office" holy shit so good

  • @gamerzalex9778
    @gamerzalex9778 6 лет назад +312

    0:38 DAVID WTF

    • @raincorrine8062
      @raincorrine8062 5 лет назад +5

      Bit of a trend setter i got to say

    • @BenDover-vs2oq
      @BenDover-vs2oq 5 лет назад +4

      Because like week later every kid on the block had an airsoft gun

    • @bryanbrayn9226
      @bryanbrayn9226 5 лет назад +3

      @@BenDover-vs2oq they didnt even have a normal airsoft guns, like i did

    • @reiniest
      @reiniest 5 лет назад +3

      They had this like battery powered m16 tactical shit

    • @youmad6372
      @youmad6372 5 лет назад +3

      Fully automatic get shot in the face 30 times in 4 seconds

  • @paxtonk2414
    @paxtonk2414 7 лет назад +731

    brewstew you guys are so funny love your videos😊

    • @demogamez296
      @demogamez296 7 лет назад +9

      PAXTONK same man....I cant get enough of em......

    • @toxicbagel9716
      @toxicbagel9716 7 лет назад

      PAXTONK He's one person,

  • @joshuaburkey5841
    @joshuaburkey5841 10 месяцев назад +1

    This is the brewstew that I always come back too😂 such a good piece

  • @mino7952
    @mino7952 4 года назад +117

    2:40 you can hear even Tyler laughed 😂

    • @mrukman2006
      @mrukman2006 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @thethreems
      @thethreems 3 года назад +3

      I just realized that

    • @thatxhy
      @thatxhy 3 года назад +2

      I couldn't hear it

    • @mino7952
      @mino7952 3 года назад +2

      @@thatxhy maybe Turn the volume up

    • @mrukman2006
      @mrukman2006 3 года назад +1

      @@thatxhy listen again

  • @GVRVendetta
    @GVRVendetta 6 лет назад +115

    Do I find airsoft guns in aisle 12B

    • @BrenTenkage
      @BrenTenkage 6 лет назад +3

      yes 12B next to the parking lot and bathrooms

    • @elijahparker9719
      @elijahparker9719 6 лет назад

      Thats from his other video werehe talks about his job and he would just tell them everything was on aisle 12b

    • @nou7742
      @nou7742 6 лет назад +1

      @@elijahparker9719 no shit

    • @guccigang3497
      @guccigang3497 6 лет назад

      Ye

  • @flameburst5585
    @flameburst5585 2 года назад +61

    Almost choked to death.
    Funniest thing I've ever watched in my life it left me crying

  • @ThatchillMf
    @ThatchillMf Год назад +2

    David literally predicted the future with that one sentence because funny enough a man hold up a radio station with a airsoft rifle

  • @braydenbone9843
    @braydenbone9843 4 года назад +40

    2:55 Kenny killer that made me laugh 😂😂😂😂

  • @xsheeeshx29
    @xsheeeshx29 7 лет назад +76

    This has to be the 6th time I've watched this video... I love it.

    • @sirchryslerofthephaeton1232
      @sirchryslerofthephaeton1232 7 лет назад +3

      My 900th time

    • @friskdreemurr2252
      @friskdreemurr2252 6 лет назад +3

      It's my 10000000000.220374837363744634644777575757578585758547848487977657585867786868686)67569585857(5856656575585886866878857473035765987-366564455738495755758595856587458557575757565784852093846463824858756⁴454774748848474757576767757677767768687686886668585885686868688688888889999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999909999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th time since my dad showed it to me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gamertown6451
      @gamertown6451 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @iamcringey5990
      @iamcringey5990 6 лет назад

      23th time

  • @corpsmandoge3184
    @corpsmandoge3184 5 лет назад +30

    Me n the bois then: Using cheap BB guns to play.
    Me n the bois now: Putting simmunition bolt carrier groups and barrels in our real ARs and Glocks so we can shoot each other with training rounds

    • @hansorsic7387
      @hansorsic7387 4 года назад +1

      well now i have to go spend more money

  • @maryabsher6462
    @maryabsher6462 10 месяцев назад +2

    Why does Mikey always get hurt he’s like Kenny the one always gets hurt

  • @imblazeyk6289
    @imblazeyk6289 3 года назад +46

    “I can conquer the whole world with this thing!”

  • @pinkdiamond3009
    @pinkdiamond3009 6 лет назад +51

    This dude is hilarious I mean someone give him His own comedy show

  • @Chaotic_Club
    @Chaotic_Club 4 года назад +92

    Imagine fighting in a war and then one of the soldiers starts screaming “timeout timeout!” Because he had to reload in the middle of a battle

    • @alextelson4416
      @alextelson4416 4 года назад +2

      BITCH THERE IS NO TIME OUT IN WAR!

    • @callsignvapor07
      @callsignvapor07 3 года назад +1

      It’s actually a war crime to shoot someone when they are reloading. Of course, our enemies don’t follow by laws.

    • @callsignvapor07
      @callsignvapor07 3 года назад +1

      @Camden Amrine Either way, attacking someone when they’re reloading is a war crime.

    • @mrtrollface9469
      @mrtrollface9469 3 года назад +2

      So basically the Civil War

    • @PUNISHERMHS_2021
      @PUNISHERMHS_2021 2 года назад

      @@callsignvapor07 wait seriously? Tf kinda law is tha? •ounds like it was made by a very salty country that got its ass kicked.

  • @jelle6881
    @jelle6881 7 месяцев назад +1

    After watching this video for 4 years straight I just realized Brewstew was so mean to Micheal he didn’t even give him his Stone Age hand gun

  • @hey8174
    @hey8174 7 лет назад +580

    Vine whip is super effective on both brock and misty's pokemon.

    • @brewstew
      @brewstew  7 лет назад +70

      this dudes got it

    • @lp-iw-1032
      @lp-iw-1032 7 лет назад +6

      brewstewfilms yea he did XD

    • @lucid._.dreamz4959
      @lucid._.dreamz4959 7 лет назад +8

      brewstewfilms you made my day even tho I'm sick rn and feel horrible your still great

    • @OrigenalDarkMew
      @OrigenalDarkMew 7 лет назад +2

      Tuc so unrelated and random XD love it

    • @DaveEllen967
      @DaveEllen967 7 лет назад +2

      Tuc no it is not

  • @potatoesfood3247
    @potatoesfood3247 6 лет назад +3028

    ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

  • @QuickFlixDae
    @QuickFlixDae 7 лет назад +35

    First video, first time laughing at a RUclipsr. And not that awkward blow thru nose laugh.

  • @poogray069animations
    @poogray069animations Месяц назад +1

    This is like RUclips South Park and I love it

  • @USSTexasfan
    @USSTexasfan 6 лет назад +76

    *I'm peeking through my scope, like I'm about to put Lyndon b Johnson into office*
    Ok have fun

  • @potatoman8178
    @potatoman8178 5 лет назад +264

    Shot my cousin in the back had a closed casket
    I’m dead
    The Kennedy killer

  • @dj-ze5rz
    @dj-ze5rz 6 лет назад +170

    1:49
    You sure that's an airsoft gun?
    Wow thanks for all the likes :D

    • @pz1007
      @pz1007 6 лет назад

      @Snowy_ Chu how it killed some one

    • @thedestroyermate2757
      @thedestroyermate2757 6 лет назад

      It's ok he wil- be fine yea

    • @thaxks187
      @thaxks187 6 лет назад +2

      @@pz1007 he was joking about how powerful it is.

    • @pz1007
      @pz1007 6 лет назад

      @@thaxks187 I know about the car but it was werid for a toy gun to kill somebody

    • @thaxks187
      @thaxks187 6 лет назад

      Ahh

  • @hamzaheira9838
    @hamzaheira9838 9 месяцев назад +1

    I would watch his videos like a classic TV cartoon

  • @caligirlssaywhat
    @caligirlssaywhat 4 года назад +73

    You know it’s gonna be a good game when the video starts with “alright”

    • @ajdaboss1437
      @ajdaboss1437 4 года назад +1

      lol good game u a bot

    • @gachajames8357
      @gachajames8357 4 года назад +1

      @@ajdaboss1437 fornite kid

    • @nama2619
      @nama2619 4 года назад

      @@ajdaboss1437 found u again

    • @Noxai.
      @Noxai. 4 года назад

      @@gachajames8357 so what your name is gacha lmao

    • @XIMTANYL
      @XIMTANYL 4 года назад

      gacha james you play and watch gacha, and your talking about somebody being a fortnite kid. I’m not a fortnite kid, but no respect to people who play and watch gacha.

  • @ratchetdoggo2224
    @ratchetdoggo2224 7 лет назад +294

    brew I legit shit myself laughing every video I watch

  • @lolosbizarreadventure
    @lolosbizarreadventure 6 лет назад +89

    1:47 I CHOKED

  • @Abottleofwaterkeepstherussians
    @Abottleofwaterkeepstherussians Год назад +2

    David is the reason why we can’t spray paint the tips back 🤣

  • @Alleysun72
    @Alleysun72 4 года назад +466

    Ah sweet this is sweet!

    • @Majin4Star
      @Majin4Star 4 года назад +23

      *Kills Micheal

    • @methmonster
      @methmonster 4 года назад +7

      @@1Takumi-Fujiwara1 sure you do lmfao

    • @rustyshackleford3362
      @rustyshackleford3362 4 года назад +6

      @@1Takumi-Fujiwara1 ok sure what brand is it uk arms

    • @jj-ho3hn
      @jj-ho3hn 4 года назад +3

      Beat the FUCK outa that butterfly

    • @nicknotsogood6796
      @nicknotsogood6796 4 года назад +1

      @@1Takumi-Fujiwara1 when the fuck did we ask?

  • @carsoneichhorst5765
    @carsoneichhorst5765 4 года назад +482

    This video was demonitized faster than the speed of light

    • @rexpyyt8125
      @rexpyyt8125 4 года назад +3

      H

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 года назад +10

      Carson Eichhorst it’s not demonetized, I got some ads

    • @carsoneichhorst5765
      @carsoneichhorst5765 4 года назад

      @@gezi5927 I didnt, that's why i said it

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 года назад +7

      Carson Eichhorst ...that’s not how the world works... IT NEVER GOT DEMONETIZED

    • @greninja2k350
      @greninja2k350 4 года назад +1

      Liar

  • @michaelfines8946
    @michaelfines8946 3 года назад +50

    You're videos always bring me back here. Being born in 1990 I can relate to 90% of your content. Keep it up please.

  • @gutentag7305
    @gutentag7305 2 года назад +1

    This was the first brewstew video i saw😍