ASMR - Portrait of Rear Admiral Üter Van Kerr (Painting Sounds & Idle Chatter)
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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Glory to the Prussian Empire! And extra glory to the whole of the Van Kerr family tree! Learn more about it with this vaguely historical ASMR. And guess what? You're the artist!
Meet Rear Admiral Üter Van Kerr, a proud general in the Prussian army. He’s commissioned you to paint his portrait, so expect lots of relaxing ASMR painting and brush sounds, as well as idle chatter about the state of Europa, and possibly some mild threat and bad language. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.
This was one long flashback to life drawing where the model just WON'T STOP MOVING
Honestly youre probably the best ASMR person. The frequent amount of uploads, the creativity, the accents, the characters, the knowledge about each subject, its great.
Really he is the best, and deserves much more subscribers.
@BK201 Jim is good! Sorry you can’t see that.
@BK201 So what the hell are you doing here then?
@@mischiefmanaged444 Really, they need to go away and bother someone else
@@mischiefmanaged444 Still catsitting lol. Week 7....😺😺
These are my favorite types of jims videos where it feels like he got this idea at 3 in the morning and just thought "fuck it, why not", and every time it turns out glorious.
Ah the good old days! Brings back memories.
I don't know if anyone's pointed it out yet (sorry if you have) but the name pun is just perfection.
utter wanker..lol
Mm, I think it's a bit puny ;)
I don’t get it. Yes I’m stupid, I know.
@@2ndcomingofFritz It's okay, you're not stupid. Just some subtle humour with Üter Van Kerr sounding like Utter Wanker.
@@tygerhil9505 thanks.
*IF THERE WAS AN AWARD FOR THE BEST ASMRTIST OF ALL TIME, THAT WOULD ABSOLUTELY GOES TO JIM5. HE’S THE KING OF ASMR!* 💪🏼
*I MAY NOT A GOOD ASMRTIST LIKE HIM, BUT HE REALLY INSPIRES ME.*
Agreed
I loved the music in the beginning and the overall ambience of the whole thing. You are a well of creativity, Jim. Great work!
Ah yes, some people have commented about your arms staying in such a position for an extended time. But this is no matter for strong Prussian generals
In his Ricardo Zizi video he bikes for half an hour straight, that floored me, 20 mins in i was winded for him, lol
As a prussian, it’s always good to see good prussian content
This is what separates the basic "spit in your ears and here are all the props on my desk let me scratch them" asmrtists from the actual good ones that understand what its actually about- the dedication to holding the same pose for half an hour is great. Keep it up jim you are one of the best :)
He, Atlas, Fred, and Rift are probably my favorite male ASMRtists
@@dualwieldroxas358 im not familiar with atlas but fred is pretty good and rift is probably the best overall just because of the insane work he puts in (and the fact that he doesnt make over saturated thumbnails that feature slime or emojis/nipples popping through shirts)
Dude people have different triggers for ASMR, chill out. You dont need to shit on other creators to compliment one you like
@@jasonellis4330 I just pointed out that there are a lot of people that dont even know what asmr even is and are doing videos on it cause its popular. Not to mention the ones (Male and female) that dress like they are in a porn video because they think asmr is a sexual thing and because it gets views which is just sad
omg doesn't it hurt having your arm like that for so long -
He accepts pain just to please us
I thought the same thing, here's hoping he took breaks
150% discipline
Die Preußische Armee...entspannt ungemein. Potzblitz!
Ah yes, the rare "funny but still relaxing" breed of asmr. Also the ending was perfectly cut
I adore this character! This is one of your funniest dialogs EVER!!!
Your costuming just gets better & better!
Especially the jingly jangly medals. Impressive.
L❤VE the brushing sounds.
For some reason It amuses the hell out of me when you swear. 😆
Somebody get this guy WAY more subscribes than he already has. Consistently great content.
Well at least I know now why your title is ‘REAR’ Admiral! 🤣🤣 I loved every second of this SJ , it was pure comedy gold! I It’s a day later and I’m still laughing. In fact I think I’m putting this one in my favourite go to videos list (which is ever growing ) ! Thanks for the ending btw, you haven’t done that in ages. I was beginning to miss it . 😛😅😉
😆😆😆
Preußens Gloria is always a vibe 🏴🏳️🇩🇪
I should know
Jim is the very model of a modern major admiral. 😉
I have a 100% time for another episode with this üter van kerr.😂
Hi, Jim. I enjoyed the narrative of this historical tale from the Admiral. Your humor is outstanding! I liked the ending. I imagine it would lead to someone opening a door and screaming, NEXT!! to a group of nervous faces.👩🎨🎨👨🎨
"NEXT!" 😆😆😆
This gave me some big laughs the costume and the brushing sounds are really nice. Wunderbar as always Jim. 😊
Omg I love the costume! Great video, as usual!
Ok, you've done it, you are officially the best asmr channel
By far my favorite ASMR artist.
You do incredible work, I genuinely hope your views and whatnot skyrocket so that that you’re fairly compensated for it. Always very immersive and full of tingles. Keep on keeping on!
Jim, that ending, my god 😂👏😂👏 I'm loving the different characters set throughout history too; haven't found one I didn't love haha also those painting noises are NICE. You're the only Asmrtist I've seen whose been able to do ASMR with a paintbrush and avoid making it sound like nails on a chalk board. Very well done, my friend. Take a bow 👏
I loved the video, always enjoyed everything from around the era of ww1!!
But I’m dying to see the next part of the Elf series!!
1871 is several decades before 1914
Heehee thank you... love the brush strokes 🎨🖤
"no you cant see my bottom, just get the book" admiral üter van kerr
Viele Grüße aus Bayern!
me being from austria ---> this video --->
Taking shots of My favourite castle but I truly truly loved all your RUclips content Jim ❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍
Your props and costume is ace!
"Do you paint weddings as well?" 😂😂😂
How do you even know I was painting before I clicked this video？
i love the costume so much omg
Me, fifteen minutes in: "Oh, I get it now!"
Don't feel bad, it took me a while too.🤣
I think I still haven’t got it😅
@@kimia2956 üter van kerr = utter wanker
Gorgeous Jim!!!!😍😍😍 but where do you always get these original ideas? You never disappoint me after a super stressful day spent working in front of a pc watching your videos repays me for the effort 😌 I love the sound of the brush it relaxes me a lot ❤❤❤❤
Apparently, however, you did not like the portrait 😂😂
😂 Absolutely fantastic.
Oh my goodness! total gigglefest! As usual your character draws one in and keeps you focused on the little nuances that make the video epic, me answering "indeed" "you don't say" "what?" once again, two enthusiastic thumbs up! still giggling.... :D
I knew it... I should’ve taken the last art-class
Btw, you should totally try and do a phantom of the opera asmr video. Ngl, u would make such a good phantom 😄
What a great costume! Thanks for the giggles. I love it when you make me laugh. 👍
I don't know about that book, though. Sounds a bit cheeky to me.
😁
Tammy! That sounds like something I'd say! Lol What a dad joke!😝 Love to you , your mum and the kitties ❤
It seems Üter didn’t take very kindly to my impressively drawn stick figure then, haha! 😅
This was very funny and the paintbrush sounds were soothing- good job, Jim!
Having a REALLY bad day! 😪 Thanks for the distraction, Jim! 💚
Hope you sleep well and feel better in the morning
@@STUP1DSP1DER Thanks, my dog is dying, that is what I am upset about. 😪
@@daniellehylton2245 I’m so sorry to hear about your dog, it’s a difficult thing to be confronted with... I’m sure you’ve given them the best life possible and that the time they spend with you has many happy memories attached. Pets are beloved and the love we hold for them in our hearts, mean they will never be truly gone. My heart goes out to you and your dog, remember you can always reach out to someone if you’re finding things difficult 💕
@@terri-lynn5045 Thank you VERY much! ❤
@@daniellehylton2245 you’re more than welcome lovely 💕
always love your videos, bro
Always love Jim the most when he’s funny ( black humor of course!) and his list of characters just keeps growing.
I’m always wondering what old movies
Is he watching to come up with this new
One? Just a thought 🤔❗️
Love the ending🖤
Here! *shows a drawing of a mustachio otter with helmet and all* 🦦🎖
It's just too well done
I freakin love your asmrs!!!!
Loved it❤❤❤ you are the best😊
S0 amazing ^❤^
Great video! Also I think Artemis fowl asmr would be really cool as well
Glory to Prussia! Glory to Jim! Glory to that fantastic name pun!
The title: Üter Van Kerr
What I heard: Utter wanker
Wouldn't surprise me in the least if that was his intention. 😆
@@mischiefmanaged444 No doubt it was 😄
Can't wait for the collection of 19th century European characters to be finished
Heil dir im Siegerkranz, Herrscher des Vaterlands! Heil, Kaiser, dir!
Fühl in des Thrones Glanz
die hohe Wonne ganz,
Liebling des Volks zu sein!
Heil, Kaiser, dir!
@@Keyt.. Nicht Roß nicht Reisige,
Sichern die steile höh,
wo Fürsten steh‘n
@@nataliej.3579 Liebe des Vaterlands,
Liebe des freien Manns
gründet den Herrscherthron
wie Fels im Meer.
@@Keyt.. I feel like you‘re wikipediaing this 😔
Heilige Flamme, glüh,
Glüh und verlösche nie
Fürs Vaterland;
I don't know why but I love when you swear in your videos 😁 And that ending! Didn't see that one coming 🤣
I have the Prussian flag above my bed so this video is perfect
Wait rear admiral and general in the army or..? In the navy?
fahkeen hehlllll
That costume seems expensive😨
Oh I don’t know. They captured your likeness well.lol
Van or Von?
Important question. Is his name Dutch or German?
Could just be a German with Dutch ancestry.
Edit: He literally says this in the video xd.
Hahaha! This was hilarious ☀️☀️☀️
I wanna do an accurate Kaiser Wilhelm II cosplay but it's so expensive, so far I only have the Pickelhaube.
Cant wait for today’s post lol, it’s 1am
Thank you for the amazing distraction as always🌹
Great name
If i had one critique point, Than it would be that a Rear Admiral is Not a General, he is Part of the Admiralty, as sutch he wouldn't wear a Pickelhaube.
Preußens Gloria
Russia is Russia and Prussia is Prussia, they do put a lot of pressa on us..... you are a comedic genius!
I’m not being sarcastic either
Что-то я не припомню эту серию железного капута
Gott schütze den Kaiser!
1:12 "well, I'm late... For vore."
Zerr good ya ya
but who would have thought a prussian admiral would be so gossipy? they look like the type though, i mean they did dress up all fancy with all those pretty feathers and julery and all that on every occasion.
und now i too am late for ze voor
I just realized the pun in the name.
PRUSSIA IS PRUSSIA, RUSSIA IS RUSSIA😂😂😂
Well, at least nowadays one doesn't have to stand still for being drawn, fortunately😁 Or I would be dead a year ago😂
Lovely sentence. The Prussia and Russia thing doesn’t make sense tho, in German, sadly.
@@alexanderzippel8809 in Russian they sound quite different too)
Fur den kaiser !
Either the Rear Admiral is lying about his age or the Second Schleswig-Holstein War ended fairly recently.
Cause for him to be 32 and to have fought in both wars he would've had to have been born between 1832 - 1835.
Edit: He's definitely lying about his age, cause there's no way he fought in all the wars of German unification and is 32.
If this video were set in 1871, the year the Franco-Prussian war ended, Ütter would've been 12 at the end of the First Schleswig-Holstein war.
EIN VOLK , EIN REICH, EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH
Oof 70 years late