@@cara-seyun It may also lower inhibition, allowing us to use some of the strength our system locks away as a means to protect us from injuring ourselves. This may lead to exertion or perhaps injury, however.
For ever resistance you gain your dad levels up and focuses on his strength stats because he knows that you and your brain is a failure therefore cant dodge if your life depended on it
@@pewpewmans7790yeah just make 2 times less episode but cut the fucking bullshit, baki has been fighting the caveman for like 5 episode and I can't be bothered to finish it
oh wow. the last sentence "oof... i survived again today" like. i came here expecting a silly video game animation only for each blows the father strike to land emotional damage in my heart
@@nobleradical2158 when a silly manga-like situation hits the world "you are reincarnated into dark souls, congrats!" or one day the monsters attack the world this man shall rise
>You got an F >I am going to give you brain damage, thereby reducing your intelligence and making future Fs more likely. >Fails to inflict brain damage. Task failed successfully.
@@OmnipresentRUclipsCommenter I thought that the dad failed to land any punches, and that is why its called "When you have memorized the attack pattern."
"this isn't how I raised you" He says as he's sat slouched brain-dead Infront of the TV clearly having done nothing but drink all day Me :" you raised him ?"
Can confirm I got pretty confident after 2 parries and got my confidence shattered with an unexpected slap and my specs got cracked cause of the impact XD
Literally me trying to no-hit Iudex Gundyr with fist only. I almost had it but I almost rolled off the edge and panicked... still did it without dying though lol
Dude, this whole animation hurt because I know how much time it takes even for a small animation. You had to dwell on this and as a dad, I hope my son never has this pain come from me. I'm sorry for what you went through but it shows you found a flower bud of talent among the shit. I hope it blooms into a wonderful life for you.
I don't know why, but something about the juxtaposition between the absolute graceless gait of a drunk and the precision it takes to master these action packed moves has me in stitches. Amazing animation!
Maybe he used to be a kung fu master, fallen into a bout of depression after the loss of his wife, and takes it out on his son whom he used to spend time with training.
And then they say it's 'disobidience' While it's clear it's self defence, the very thing they taught us to protect ourselves from 'strangers' when they are the only ones we need to protect ourselves from😊
"Son, how did you get this F..." "Well, i learned our families ancient martial arts techniques, but it seems li-" "FOOL!! WE CAN NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE SURPASS OUR UNDEFEATED MARTIAL ARTS" "I LITERALLY ONLY KNOW HOW TO DODGE AND BLOCK IN THE SAME SEQUENCE BECAUSE YOU KEEP DOING THE SAME DOG S--T MOVES DAD" "I WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF THIS!! ON GUARD!!" *proceeds to do the same sequence of attacks he's always done and misses every single one... again* "Damn..." "SEE?! I TOLD YOU!!" "you think i suck at teaching because i keep dr_" "Because you keep drinking? Yes, yes i do" "Damn"
@naattxxnaattxx7055 everyone kept looking at this from a depressing point of view, so I decided to switch it up to a story about a kid going to martial arts school getting an F because he only knows how to dodge his dad's attack pattern.
My mother and father did undestand that "kick your ass" after some age is not worth or work anymore, so if I did some wrong like, in the age of 10, I would just receive the "death stare". All they did was look into... my soul... it somehow hurted more, but it did work to tell the 10 years old me that throw sand into people is not good.
There needs to be more boss fights where you can progress the stages of the fight by dodging so effectively they realize they can't beat you and give you the win somehow
He failed so many times that he memorized his attacks, but the father is surprised to see an F and claims to have raised him better as if this hasn’t happened a million times already
This video is surreal. The juxtaposition of great animation, old cinema style music and text, light tone, and horrible actual situation is just... so discordant. It's amazing, feels like a piece of art.
Twist: his father is a great mixed martial artist and just recessed to alcoholism due to his wife dying. He did raise the kid well along with her wife but after the car crash, things went downhill
I can’t tell whether to be amused and impressed or just be sad. Like this is a depressing life to have to live if you’re born into it. But the animation is just so good. I simultaneously love and hate the sandal throw.
As an Asian with a mom with anger issues I have been hit so many times that I have gone quite a resistance to physical pain and because when I was 4 I learned about sex and escalated to other traumatizing information I also have quite a resistance to mental and emotional pain.
This reminds me of the old arcade game "Dragon's Lair" where you had to memorize the timing and pattern of button presses and joystick movements in order to pass each area.
“I provide for this family. I work all day to keep this roof above your heads and I come home TO AN EMPTY DINNER TABLE?!? GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!” Ahh bossfight 💀
this feels like one of those videos you find 9+ years after it came out with the artist now having grown tremendously but their previous work still being fantastic
i met someone in a fighting game 1 time. we played together for so long that we completely memorized eachothers fighting styles and patterns and just predicted every move. never saw him again but it was fun
something like that yea. But growing up terrified, you wouldn't dare not to be hit by your overseer. And before you ask why, it's because they've waged war on your mind for as long as you've been in this world.
"This isn't how I raised you."
Bro you certainly didn't in the first place 💀
Bro? No, that's his dad
THIS WAS LITERALLY JUST A DAD JOKE, IT'S SO SIMPLE, HOW DO NONE OF YOU GET IT
@@chavzone You don't get it.. 😭
@@chavzoneproved the point twice
@@RosetintedwaterIs that a slavery joke? I'm missin' somethin'
@@beingeo
Just because it’s his dad doesn’t mean he cared for him
That spinning hook kick is impressive, both in animation and from a hypothetical perspective, considering it's a drunk, overweight man.
I swear some of this choreography is straight up from the drunken fist rock lee fight or I am going insane from anime brainrot
@@VMRY-ux9qb Nah it is, look at the eyes
In theory, being (slightly) drunk can loosen up your muscles and make some moves easier
Of course, it also decreases your coordination
@@cara-seyun It may also lower inhibition, allowing us to use some of the strength our system locks away as a means to protect us from injuring ourselves. This may lead to exertion or perhaps injury, however.
This is what happens to anime protags during the happily ever after and they have beaten everyone already
I did not in fact memorized my father's attack patterns. I simply gained resistance from it.
it do be hard sometimes😥
For ever resistance you gain your dad levels up and focuses on his strength stats because he knows that you and your brain is a failure therefore cant dodge if your life depended on it
My moms slaps hurt so much that they don’t. They don’t even burn, they just stop doing whatever make me feel it but it ain’t pain.
I be using the block feature
She slapped me so hard that I saw light in the dark
"The attack patterns have been tested and a no-hit run is possible"
-By The Happy Hob
Average Undertale fan game be like:
@@narrativeless404 yeah, that was the joke
@@Whenpigfly666 lmao
I guessed it 🤣
Dad turned into Dark Soul's Boss for quite a second there
Plot twist: this is a dojo with unconventional teaching techniques
It better be
*”Gather around everyone. Today we will be learning the “Disappointed Drunk Dad Defense.”*
@@TheTrueTwoDon't forget it's forbidden arts
Drunken fighting is a martial art
So, Japan
I've never seen Baki but this is how I imagine most of the fight scenes go down
god I wish, they stop and explain every move, it completely bogs down most fights
@@pewpewmans7790yeah just make 2 times less episode but cut the fucking bullshit, baki has been fighting the caveman for like 5 episode and I can't be bothered to finish it
@@pewpewmans7790"The invisible food, Baki."
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond "the invisible food, what do you not understand"
@@pewpewmans7790that’s the best part though what the fuck is wrong with you
oh wow. the last sentence "oof... i survived again today" like. i came here expecting a silly video game animation only for each blows the father strike to land emotional damage in my heart
I knew what to expect but “Oof… I survived again today” blind sided me.
Eeemotional daamage
On the plus side this manz gonna be the best darks souls player in the world when he gets out of that house
@@nobleradical2158 when a silly manga-like situation hits the world "you are reincarnated into dark souls, congrats!" or one day the monsters attack the world this man shall rise
@@nobleradical2158 This CHILD will be the best Dark Souls player. Given his height, he’s probably a child.
>You got an F
>I am going to give you brain damage, thereby reducing your intelligence and making future Fs more likely.
>Fails to inflict brain damage.
Task failed successfully.
I mean, certain emotional traumas can cause brain damage sooooo
@@ksdtsubfil6840 where did you see that?
Who says all those punches didn’t inflict brain damage?
@@OmnipresentRUclipsCommenter I thought that the dad failed to land any punches, and that is why its called "When you have memorized the attack pattern."
@@Sewblon He didnt land a single one. Yet each one of tgose would inflict psychological trauma in the mind of a child
Love how when he's out of range he just use throw the sandal (mothers technique)
Switching to your sandal is always faster than running. 🫡
@@finitedrawsstuffThis animation concerns me. Everything alright at home, man?
The notorious ancient art of sandal projectile
Vegera's technique™
unfortunately he's not as efficient as mother so it missed
"this isn't how I raised you"
He says as he's sat slouched brain-dead Infront of the TV clearly having done nothing but drink all day
Me :" you raised him ?"
Right, and later in life if the kid winds up being successful in any way, the scumbag dad will say the only reason is because he pushed them so hard.
0:34
The head jiggle
Drunken Fist is getting a little domestic
Had the same thought lmao
Okay so I'm not the only one 😂
LMAO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT
And then you get too comfortable during the fight and get hit causing you to panic and forget the attack pattern
Faaacts
Can confirm I got pretty confident after 2 parries and got my confidence shattered with an unexpected slap and my specs got cracked cause of the impact XD
get hit the first time. otherwise you'll have to suffer the dodge-to-buff ratio, and honestly, that mechanic hasn't been fixed in centuries.
Literally me trying to no-hit Iudex Gundyr with fist only. I almost had it but I almost rolled off the edge and panicked... still did it without dying though lol
FOE FISTED
This is such a good dad, when he saw that his son was failing in academia, he trains him in physical sports instead. 😁
Want to raise a doctor, accidently raise the dragon warrior.
Not sure he wants to raise anything. Might want to say he did
Dude, this whole animation hurt because I know how much time it takes even for a small animation. You had to dwell on this and as a dad, I hope my son never has this pain come from me. I'm sorry for what you went through but it shows you found a flower bud of talent among the shit. I hope it blooms into a wonderful life for you.
Thank you☺
Sisyphus prime. Everything now looks like Sisyphus Prime...
*You cant escape* Sisyphus prime, even after closing the game
Maybe the mind rot has truly *destroyed* your mind
So you can’t escape?
you can't escape
my thoughts exactly, I will join you in the brainrot corner
aha this is so fun but so sad at the same time
I don't know why, but something about the juxtaposition between the absolute graceless gait of a drunk and the precision it takes to master these action packed moves has me in stitches. Amazing animation!
Maybe he used to be a kung fu master, fallen into a bout of depression after the loss of his wife, and takes it out on his son whom he used to spend time with training.
This one hit close to home harder than my father’s special attack.
And then they say it's 'disobidience'
While it's clear it's self defence, the very thing they taught us to protect ourselves from 'strangers' when they are the only ones we need to protect ourselves from😊
"Son, how did you get this F..."
"Well, i learned our families ancient martial arts techniques, but it seems li-"
"FOOL!! WE CAN NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE SURPASS OUR UNDEFEATED MARTIAL ARTS"
"I LITERALLY ONLY KNOW HOW TO DODGE AND BLOCK IN THE SAME SEQUENCE BECAUSE YOU KEEP DOING THE SAME DOG S--T MOVES DAD"
"I WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF THIS!! ON GUARD!!"
*proceeds to do the same sequence of attacks he's always done and misses every single one... again*
"Damn..."
"SEE?! I TOLD YOU!!"
"you think i suck at teaching because i keep dr_"
"Because you keep drinking? Yes, yes i do"
"Damn"
Golden!
@naattxxnaattxx7055 everyone kept looking at this from a depressing point of view, so I decided to switch it up to a story about a kid going to martial arts school getting an F because he only knows how to dodge his dad's attack pattern.
0:27
No way father is making the momma move
Yor.
Damn, that's so good! May the algorithms bless your channel
The machine spirits shall do this video very well
Why is this so underrated?
It’s been one day 😭
What he said
🥷s saying "why is this so underrated" when its only been 5 seconds since the video dropped😭
UNDERrated
0:17 Boss ahead, therefore, caution
0:39 this might be a stretch but was this a Naruto reference with that scene with drunk Lee???
YES ! glad you noticed ! It was drunken lee vs Kimimaro. 😄
The youtube algorithm has blessed me with tour channel!
Bless🙏
What a good father, teaching their son how to fight incase anyone bullies them for their bad grades❤❤❤
0:02 - Boss summoning ritual
0:13 - Boss start
0:18 - Phase 1
0:34 - Phase 2
0:44 - Desperation phase
0:48 - Boss defeat
I love this old cartoon style
This is surreal in a way. The music, art style, situation, and joke all seem to contrast each other
My mother and father did undestand that "kick your ass" after some age is not worth or work anymore, so if I did some wrong like, in the age of 10, I would just receive the "death stare".
All they did was look into... my soul... it somehow hurted more, but it did work to tell the 10 years old me that throw sand into people is not good.
Gotta love a stable household...
Good work on this. Love seeing animation that shows the creator having fun.
Its crazy that some people actually have parents like this.
Most houses aren't too far off from this tbh.
It's 1 in 4 and that statistic doesn't even include the victims that keep it a secret
Besides all the sadness that this short entails i really liked the action sequences amazing job🔥
Yall making a joke out of this but this is some dark humor
I guess he figures if you aren't going to be a scholar, then you better be good at throwing hands for your last-ditch career of professional fighting.
This is the perfect combination of silly, dark, and well-made. I wish your channel great success!
Thank you! 😊
Holy Dog kibble! This animation is amazing! I love the old-timey music!
I-Impossible..! You've mastered a counter for the drunken fist technique?!
There needs to be more boss fights where you can progress the stages of the fight by dodging so effectively they realize they can't beat you and give you the win somehow
He failed so many times that he memorized his attacks, but the father is surprised to see an F and claims to have raised him better as if this hasn’t happened a million times already
Man, life in a ninja family is rough.
Drunk father: double speed and strength, yet essier to dodge and more likely to pass out
This video is surreal. The juxtaposition of great animation, old cinema style music and text, light tone, and horrible actual situation is just... so discordant. It's amazing, feels like a piece of art.
"This isnt how i raised you" *son completely doing all the study by himself*
The anination is fluid as hell holy shit, congrats man
Average families in anime when they have a small disagreement (they'll destroy half the neighborhood and come out of it saying that was a light spare)
Man't built like Sisyphus Prime
Great animation but like bro are you ok?
If he fights like this drunk, imagine him sober.
"This isn't how I raised you". *teaches him another lesson while swigging beer*
all i hear is: "DESTROY!" "Yes that's it!" "BEGONE" "This WILL hurt" "You CAN'T escape"
A visitor? Hmm... Indeed, I have slept long enough. The
absolutely devastating and absolutely needs to be immortalized in an art museum
"you can't escape!"
"Be gone."
"This will hurt,"
Alcohol is bad kids
Never drink it
Even as adults it's still bad for ya
The fact that he memorized the attack patterns before he managed to get better grades is funny 🤣
i always avoided the combo attacks by getting him stuck in the pursuit state
"This prison. To hold me?"
"You can't escape!"
"Keep em' coming!"
bro has sisyphus prime's build and moveset
Twist: his father is a great mixed martial artist and just recessed to alcoholism due to his wife dying. He did raise the kid well along with her wife but after the car crash, things went downhill
A mother won't miss that chancla.
I can’t tell whether to be amused and impressed or just be sad. Like this is a depressing life to have to live if you’re born into it. But the animation is just so good. I simultaneously love and hate the sandal throw.
Very nice, splendid job lad lass or non-binary grass
Thank you!😄
"Your moveset has been 100% downloaded!" - Zanny
An F? That's how you act, father.
my man literally memorized every possible pattern of Drunken Fist
As an Asian with a mom with anger issues I have been hit so many times that I have gone quite a resistance to physical pain and because when I was 4 I learned about sex and escalated to other traumatizing information I also have quite a resistance to mental and emotional pain.
Your video will make a fine addition to my "RUclips algorithm strikes again" collection
Man your CQC is sloppy, meet with big boss later for a lesson you won't soon come to forget ..
I didn't need to memorize my fathers attack patterns. I simply added "milk" on the grocery list.
me and my dad haha!
"I in fact,did learn my lesson.Lesson on dodging that is!"
I hope you make it big here on youtube, this stuff is amazing
This reminds me of the old arcade game "Dragon's Lair" where you had to memorize the timing and pattern of button presses and joystick movements in order to pass each area.
Quick! While he's asleep! You have to get the pillow!
Bro powered up mid fight
He spent all of his study time memorizing his dad's attack pattern! 😅
“I provide for this family. I work all day to keep this roof above your heads and I come home TO AN EMPTY DINNER TABLE?!? GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!” Ahh bossfight 💀
Plot twist: There is no attack pattern because he is drunk
Once i remembered the patterns, the punishments started
what they don't tell you is that each attack deals emotional and mental damage, even if they don't connect
"Where have you been putting your mental energy if not school?"
"Um, about that..."
the best dodges are the one where you don't move because it WILL wiff
this feels like one of those videos you find 9+ years after it came out with the artist now having grown tremendously but their previous work still being fantastic
"You need to be taught a lesson!"
"Heh, I've learned all you *have* to teach, old man."
The music along with how sad this scenario is,really hits (no pun intended)
Ningen dog characters be like
That feeling when you’ve gotten strong enough that it just doesn’t hurt when you get whooped and it just hurts emotionally
that chancla throw was the hardest move I've ever seen
i met someone in a fighting game 1 time. we played together for so long that we completely memorized eachothers fighting styles and patterns and just predicted every move. never saw him again but it was fun
something like that yea. But growing up terrified, you wouldn't dare not to be hit by your overseer. And before you ask why, it's because they've waged war on your mind for as long as you've been in this world.
my pops was an alcoholic.. never did get an f but ts did give me ptsd 😂 sick animation
I'm sensing.........Sherlock Holmes.
I don't know whether to laugh, feel bad, or be amazed
Me in graduation: I’d like to thank my friends how to dodge attacks from my mom
The sad thing about this is that although I memorized my parent's attack pattern, I'm afraid of what will happen to me next after I dodge all of them.
tats the true battle😥😥
"I certainly dont remember my parents attack pattern, i'm just simply immune from it.."
If you would have memorized your homework assignment instead of how to duck your father, you would have gotten an A and avoided the fight.