The Internet Said So | Ep 47 | Indian Matchmaking
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. In this episode, the boys talk about Netflix's show Indian Matchmaking.
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Just TISS things (Reactions) (Part 3):
Varun: Shockingg', kyaa baat kar raha hai!? Woww! *Cracks a pun followed by virtual high-five*
Aadar: So apparently, *Raising his finger touching his earphone* I've got a fact here guys!
Kostik: Mastt! Baap! *Sips aam panna* HAHAHA BAAAP! Kya baat kar raha hai dude!? *Another sip*
Bawaa: *Sniffs marker* wait! Listen! Let me tell you why! *Eats something* I know why! *Notes the editing time* But let me explain wait.
This is gold comment.
Kostik?? XD XD XD
kostik lol
Nailed it
fkn banged it lol
Bawa probably lost sleep because of the
"Miso Paneer and the dry ice waala Makhana(fox nuts)"
😂😂
The reaction of Pradhyuman's mom after eating the foxnuts was cringey, child like innocence and hilarious at the same time.😂
Aparna who is not liking much guys , according to Sima aunty , is stubborn and fickle minded but Pradyuman who has already rejected more than 100 girls is still " Unsure " ! Therefore , according to Sima aunty , women have to adjust and compromise in a marriage ! God save us !
God please save her grand kids😅.
Feminist triggered
Age might have to do something with it but obviously it is patriarchy
U make a point but both of them are not very likeable people and most of us who watched this show would agree with that . And to adress your point it goes both ways boys also have to make adjustments while choosing a partner and as for seema aunty she is coming from a different generation . I don't think most people now think like that
The last bit where varun summarizes everything saying that he has seen arrange marriages work and love marriages go to shit in no time..is such a clear viewpoint of life...he is not saying arrange marriage is wrong neither is he of the opinion that love marriages dont work...its just all depends on people..and for that kudos to you varun to put such a valid point across..
Neville explained the 'nail polish thing' with more clarity, conviction and commitment than Modi ji explained the benefits of Demonetization.
Yet another liberal loser who got caught with black money and thus cannot support any good decision for the county LoL 😂😂😂
@@IITianProudIndian wow, interesting profile pic! Do tell us more about your political beliefs!
@@saptaparnabhattacharya8168 Proud nationalist who believes that we are world's best country and we have the best govt and support them no matter what and respect India culture. No support for urban naxals, tukde gang and breaking india forces!🙏
@@IITianProudIndian "support them no matter what"
speaks.☺️
Lol😅😅😅
If you haven't noticed yet, the girl that meets Pradhyuman, she keeps saying "and all" after every damn thing.
Now that Varun has noticed my comment, I'd like to add on to it. This series is made specifically for comics who are striving for some content. It has so many things to pick on. 200% sure that you could make a clean comedy set without any abuses or vulgar references just by watching Indian Matchmaking.
Oh my god, IKR!
Sima Aunty points at pictures of puppies and asks Aparna “you like kittens?” That’s the brilliance of #IndianMatchmaking
lol
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT FOR PRADHYUMANS DOOR HANDLE BEING HIS OWN IMAGES!!! that killed me bruhhhh
That should be a red flag for any girl jiske pass iska rishta aata hoga.😂, And i found it weird that some guys i know put their single pics as wallpaper on their phones and laptops, ye toh door handle pe laga dia, alag hi level ka narcissistic hai.
You need more than a moment 😆 That is NEXT level.
Haha.
To see this episode, I went to Netflix and binged the whole season and came back now 😅 That's how dedicated I am to TISS 😏
Me too!
Same
same
Same here...
I never had a doubt that I was the only ONE
The best is Kautuk saying - "For a guy from Guyana, he's not coming" ROFL!
I miss Aadar. I miss him saying things like ‘Oh Yeahhhhh’ and ‘Apparently’!
Why did my mind read this in Aadar's voice? 🤣
Priyanka Gatti OMG SAME 😂
Thank God he isn't there! I watched that video where he insulted our religion, and it was shocking how these so called liberals can hijack our 2000 year old civilization, which made great contribution to science and mathematics, much before the scientists did!! Hope just these three continue.
Rajvansh Chauhan Now is not a time for such negativity. You may not agree with him, but there’s no need to be vicious.
@@PokhrajRoy. That's the problem bro. These hindu mocking lefties get away because of our tolerance. It's time all these Malik's, kennys and others are sent to pak. They are antinationals!!
Fun Fact: This face reader had also appeared on a Bigg Boss Season which had Armaan Kohli in it. And he had said it to Armaan Kohli's face that you'll not be a successful actor 😂
I knew he looked familiar but couldn't remember from where!
You don't require to be face reader to conclude that
@@cajetantrindade5068 True 😂😂😂😂
The face reader watched Jaani Dushmann a day before entering the Bigg Boss house 😂
😂😂😂😂
Pradyuman sounds like a Guy who has a Zamindar Hangover with the Hookah Smoking.
BAHAHAHAHA
I know you guys have already made a podcast on “FRIENDS” .... But if possible can we just get a podcast about your friendship stories only ..... You 4 have been friends for so long I am sure you have many more stories among which we can get a 1 hr podcast ... PLEASE ..... You guys keep rocking as always !!!
Neville & Kautuk said about scamming that happens in the arrange marriage scene, it’s actually true and has happened to my mom before my father’s alliance came along. My mom told me this story and I was obviously shocked about the fact that people would just blatantly lie to get married. A guy came to nana’s home in Bandra (or Vashi I don’t remember where they lived at this point) to see mom. He came along with an elderly gentleman from his family and he said the prospective groom is an electrical engineer in Dubai. My nana being nana & Malayali he heard the word “gulf” and jumped the gun to the point that he was almost accepted the proposal. My mom & maasi said I clearly remember the “prospective groom” was wearing some tacky clothes to make himself seem he’s from abroad. Luckily my nana’s younger sister & her husband were living in Dubai at that point & did some background check. To everyone’s horror that guy was an electrician not an electrical engineer in Dubai. I mean there’s no harm in workin as an electrician but to lie and possibly ruin someone’s life like that is totally unacceptable. Obviously the alliance was rejected. So that’s the story.
Woah! Bullet dodged!
As a Malayali, I know and can relate to the addiction people tend to have for the word Gulf and they're always fascinated with people abroad and tend to usually look down upon people over here in our own country generally even if the one abroad is not even really reliable by any means.
Glad to know that you guys managed to avoid the trouble and the scam.
10 seconds in podcast, i want adar too to discuss this 😢😢😢 missing him
They have filmed and edited it like The Office. The cringe and awkward moments have been captured perfectly.
‘Made in Heaven’ Season 3 should be a parody of ‘Indian Matchmaking’. (Since the 2nd Season is already being written)
Disclaimer : Should watch the series before u come here. It will be way more hilariousssss !
I watched that series, so that I can enjoy this podcast.
Is the series any good? I don't want to miss this week's TISS, but that shows just seems way too much.
Prateek Maheshwari that series is very very cringy ! But worth it when u combine that series with this ‘podcast’. Watch the first full episode to understand the context ( soak the cringe) , watch second episode tooo just in case and then keep fast forwarding the episodes to finish the season . Shouldnt be more then 3.5 -4 hrs ( still a lot of hrs ehhh)
Appreciate the detailed response. Thanks mate 👍
Me too
Suna hai ki series ghatiya hai ekdum.
Guys there is a certain Rajvansh Chauhan who is flooding the comment section with hate towards Aadar because Rajvansh is a bhakt who also happens to have no sense of humour. Let' s combat hate comments like his by flooding this comment section with loads of love and support for the community of comics. Aadar, Saahil , Agrima and all comedians we love you ❤️ and thank you for making us laugh during these trying times
Sima aunty: What qualities are you looking for in a girl?
Pradyuman: I'll list it chronologically ....
😂😂😂😂
App Chronology samjiye!!
@@alijujara2432 that was my first thought when I saw the original comment 😂
@@alijujara2432 Aap chronology samajhiye 😛
Chronology- arranged according to the order of time
Adjectives/ qualities cannot be listed chronologically 🙄
Rushali was a contestant on India's Next Top Model! That's where I recognized her from, she's was pretty talented on that show actually
It’s the same Guyana man, that Guyana was always in South America and it is a part of West Indies
Yes. Wanted to say the same thing. Its the only non-island country which is a part of "West Indies". Also the only English speaking country in South America.
Just TISS comment section things.
Commentors : Long paragraph (Part 40) stating things that happend.
Varun : Aite, i like that.
Fact Police - There is only one Guyana. Nadia is actually from Guyana that is a part of West Indies.
Pradyuman literally said, ~you can blow on it~ when he presented paneer miso on the wooden board with kapoor wala diya✨✨
I caught that too🤣🤣
No aadar in this episode!? Who is bringing in the first fact then!?🤔
Reason why I liked this .
Missed aadar's facts and
"according to a statistic" today😂😂😂😂😂
😢
The only reason most girls put nailpaint only on the left hand, is because we can't put it well on the right one xD
Exactlyyy😂
Yup, have heard this before.
I miss Aadar in the podcast. His nasal laughter made me laugh even I was at my lowest! I hope you all are well.
Take care talk to you bff u will feel better
Your consistency of releasing it on Tuesday at the same time makes it one of the best podcasts.
The nail paint is because most girls like myself had to practice ninja level dexterity to apply nail paint on their dominant hand using their non-dominant hand.
Yeah same here bro... I didn't give it as much thought as Neville did!
also just in general my nails are uglier on the right side for some reason. Left one is more slim trim lol!
dipika chatterjee seriously, me neither. 😂
Sweety Sweety same, I hate eating food with spoon at home.
I feel like I'm sitting and chilling with my friends when I watch you guys speak. I love it! Just cant stop laughing at your comments.
Someone get these dudes a mic, we don't need a video for a podcast but we do need good audio smh. Varun sounds like he's speaking from behind a fridge.
EDIT: .....he actually saw this 😳
This comment needs to be on top for them to notice. Couldn't agree more! Varun needs to record using a better mic, rest are fine really.
HAHAHA behind a fridge XD
Apologies for the bad audio. Will rectify
@@VarunThakurOfficial bro amazon se kharid lo 150-150 ke
@@woawolf not even that, he could record audio on his phone or ipad and sync it in post and it would be miles better.
It is such a struggle to decide whether to watch the podcast immediately and comment and hope varun notices or save it up for later because you just get this once a week
I feel you totally😆😬
True.
So true
How can you guys forget about "Your dog is called Jogi?, my uncle is also Jogi"
Hey Guys, I understand how Aparna came across as a rude and demanding person, but I guess she is the only one who did not feel the need to be likable and it is perfectly fine to be clear about what you want and what you don't. So, Aparna is too complicated for us Indians to understand because we are still not comfortable when it comes to straightforwardness.
That said her Mom had no rights calling people losers.
But the show is fucking weird. Like need eye cleansers.
While her straightforwardness isn't an issue, people didn't like her because she seemed to judge people for things like having different travel preferences, or even wanting to spend time with their husbands. The very fact that it is new for her to not dislike someone after meeting them is very telling. On dates, she seemed to hijack the conversations, and also openly admitted that she didn't feel that there was anything about that needed to evolve, which isn't a great attitude. No matter how good someone is, there is always room for evolution, so that also seemed off.
Ya .... I felt she and Vyasar knew what they wanted.
I really liked aparna except for her Bolivian flats thing...she was very clear about what she wanted and didn't apologize for it..its people like geeta(the associate matchmaker for ankita) that should be shamed
@@ishitapal2957 well she is just fuckall unhappy old lady disguised as someone who seems Confident and demanding
It's funny because we introverts get A LOT of bullshit for not liking or wanting to do things that interest a lot of people. But when a person says she doesn't like beaches or outdoorsy stuff, it's a red flag.
Nadia sounds like Sanjana from ‘What’s Your Rashee?’ except she’s from Guyana and not Uganda.
THE ANTIDOTE TO MY ANXIETY IS HERE.
Absolutely loved your discussion of this show! I got completely hooked onto it and binged it in a day. I remember watching "A Suitable Girl" a few years ago at a documentary festival, so was very surprised when I saw Seema maam was in this show as well! I definitely recommend watching that documentary - a very different (and much more nuanced but also depressing) take on the same topic, as it not only shows a very different demographic of clients that Seema works with, but also explores the pressures and expectations that many women in India have to navigate.
You guys! It's exactly like sitting with friends and discussing stuff! BEST ♥️ Missed Aadar
Funny how Aadar isn't here, but he is in the podcast the EIC guys did with Kaneez and Kusha, as Kusha's background 😂
On who's channel is this podcast?? Could you send me the link to it?
Veetrag Kumar ruclips.net/video/5M24qVLR7jI/видео.html it’s the EIC channel
It was google only. His divorce case is on Delhi high court’s website.
Can we have a podcast on Time travel paradoxes and facts/theories related to that!
You should follow 2 past 2 curious, a podcast by Biswa Kalyan Rath and Kumar Varun
@@jyotiiyer3011 2 pods only :/
@@rishabhmishra9230 I know! And they are really slow in uploading podcasts but the level of discourse is otherworldly
No because that will need facts and not personal stories 😂
I gather you have completed Dark
Show: silly boy comments by a mother
Bawa: hmmm..
Show: this is not a cat its a dog
Bawa: haha hmm..
Show: Miso Paneer
Bawa: Triggered 🤬🤬🤬
😂😂😂 amazing Bawa!!
😂😂😂 his anger on miso paneer cracked me up😂😂
A Suitable Girl is on Netflix and is a great follow-up to Indian Matchmaking. The co-director of the series directed the documentary. It follows three girls on their journeys and is a heart-wrenching and very real (albeit kind of bleak) representation of arranged marriage in India.
Definitely worth a watch.
Why are you calling me out for left hand nail polish 😭😭😂😂😂😂
I heard EIC's podcast on the show before this and I realised how important it is to have a woman narrative to understand so much deep shit. These guys missed out on understanding so many hidden layers to each character that Kusha & Kaneez pointed out with the EIC guys.
Varun's songs are a integral part of tiss now
Even I thought the plot twist will be that Pradyuman is gay!!
Totally ....
he is closeted pakka, my gaydar is strong (im gay btw)
Had that feeling too
47:49 Divorce filings in court are basically documents that are accessible to the public and just like most filings and rulings , you can find it online . I know this because my friend found out our professor was getting divorce by looking up the divorce case online 😂😂
‘Indian Matchmaking’ is our way of telling the World that ‘90 Day Fiancé’ and ‘Love is Blind’ can be possible here and we can be our usual regressive, sexist and casteist selves with parents who infantilise their children.
Hope Aadar is doing well after the recent turn of events.
Sorry, no time for someone who insults our faith and makes fun of our govt!!! Glad he's out LoL 😂
@@IITianProudIndian Yes, if he would've done it now as someone who has learnt from things around then the volatility is justified. This was done 7 years back and he learnt from it, only one instance doesn't make him a bad human being. Aadar has become a vegan even though we know he is a muslim which means he is practically not harming a single animal directly or indirectly, doesn't drink any dairy products or any animal produce. If one instance makes him an asshole then by him being a vegan people should also praise for the same.
@@AbhijithNairCurlyHairedGeek The fact that we are this tolerant brother, is why these standups take our faith for granted! And lets not carried by veganism, its a very liberal fad. And its not just one, there are atleast 5 instances reported by him. Lets support clean comedy done by likes of Varun thakur, Zakir Bhai, Biswa who never bring religion and talk relatable stuff!
@@AbhijithNairCurlyHairedGeek lmao
@@IITianProudIndian modiji ap desh sambhalo itni hi kafi hai
Thank you for this episode guys! I have binge watched this and it's hilarious 😂 They've carefully selected specimens for this season. But I have to agree with Neville. This showcases arranged marriages in the most horrible way possible. Indians these days are way more liberal. But it highlights regressive thinking of people like Sima and Geeta. I am in an arranged marriage by choice and my parents have been the most progressive and supportive parents. Infact they are ones who asked me to take time and NOT adjust or compromise. I wish there was one story like this.
But I am curious about the next seasons 😄 My Fav bits were couples in the introduction of each episode ❤️
Bye guys will come back once I've watched the show
I'm back.
Waiting for Tuesday just so this podcast releases and we can congratulate varun for his new upcoming Netflix series.
So congratulations varun.
#excited
I wasn’t planning on watching this show, after reading the reviews and looking at all the memes. BUT BUT BUT, now that TISS has put up a podcast about it... I MUST watch it so that I can feel like a part of this podcast and laugh at the jokes. Damn y’all ya!!! You literally are making me watch 💩 just so that I can remain a part of this group 🤣 #peerpressurewatch
Chettichand
Took an off from work this week.
Watched matchmaking.
Came back here to the podcast.
Now , I can relate to all of this.
Haven't missed a single episode of TISS. Life's good now.
Maine yeh series bilkul nahi dekha hai and yet I have heard this entire conversation and laughed many times throughout.... Kitna Vella hai mein
I watched Indian Matchmaking over the weekend and was thinking this is hilarious, cringey and definitely TISS worthy. I intended to comment today to discuss Indian Matchmaking next time and here you are!! You guys are on trend!!
Thank you for entertaining us relentlessly. Much love to you all!!
I watched this series yesterday and i was feeling really bad for wasting all that time but now I'm happy because I can atleast understand the references in this podcast!
Damn that Post credit scene! Totally watched the entire podcast before commenting!!
They can match Neville with Aaparna actually. I agree with Kautuk.
You guys are the ONLY thing that is keeping me sane in this lockdown😌🙏🏻
Lockdown is over bro.
@@sandhyachaudhry still at home
Ok
Finally, A sponsored Episode. And let Aadar be. It will not be fair on him if we pressure him to shoot the podcasts right now
Why? What happened to him?
@@wrezzii just got into a Lot of trouble because of a 5 year old joke
@@yashvardhangoyal9063 what joke?
He insulted our religion and he better pay the price. We are tolerant, but if someone provoke we react..finally our awakening!
@@IITianProudIndian That would mean you're not tolerant. 🤦
Bawa losing it on pradhyuman's food skills..hillarious..
Can we talk about Pradyuman's photo on his door handle & his fingerprint scanner wardrobe, which I'm pretty sure in some later episode he scans the back of his hand to open it!
I thought I was the only one to notice that. I was so confused I missed the next two minutes of the show thinking about what I just saw!
I miss Aadar. Hope he’s back soon.
I'm so glad Varun called out the fact that Pradyuman and Akshay have no personality whatsoever. Pradyuman especially is such a creepy guy hiding behind luxuries, it's disgusting!
Idk if anyone of you guys noticed. In one of the episodes which revolve around pradhyuman, there is a shot of him carrying his sisters palanquin during the wedding. The person behind him is Shekhar Sumans son, Adhyayan Suman. 😂
The pet peeve thing 🤣🤣🤣 it’s crazy that I noticed it too. And I’m typing this with nail paint on my left hand only. 😄
I was so involved in watching this that when they did the pradyuman thing I also moved my fingers in the same way...😂😂😂
Hahahahahahaha I can see Thakur slowing dying inside at 44:17 when Neville is speaking of atta 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at Guyana/ Guy'Aana' joke by Kautuk, I think I'm depressed and my sense of humour is decreasing. Lol. Thank you for this! I missed you guys so much!! I felt Bawa's frustration on mIsO PAneEr!!
"404 Not Found" error coming for Varun, Aadar And Kautuk's RUclips channel links in the description.
Just wanted to bring it to your notice :)
Bawa i am one of those person who don't apply nail paint on right hand and even nails are short. You said the very exact reason its so nice to listen that someone gets those tiny detail.
I hadn't watched the show. I saw the first two minutes of your podcast, stopped and binge watched the entire show, and now I'm back here. I need to get a life.
Edit- finished watching the episode. This was the funniest episode!
did not address Pradyuman's password-protected wardrobe!😂 . I lived in rooms that big during college days
Kautuk's got a great point about digitising her database! Imagine doing a Vlookup on Sima aunty's excel sheet for your life partner!
I had to google who Kim Sharma was to make sense of Varun's comparison! Also, yeh Guyana West Indies wala he hai. West indies isn't a country, it just refers to a group of islands (surprised Neville didn't know this) haha
Gonna watch Indian Matchmaking JUST for this podcast.
Hi I'm Akanksha from Bangalore 😂
I actually watched the Indian matchmaking show before watching this just so that it makes more sense 😂
Also Neville and Aparna are both sindhi, they will definitely hit it off😂😂
I had to watch Indian Matchmaking only to watch this episode😂
You guys owe me for the amount of cringe I endured🙃
nataasha khattar V good going, beta. Every time commenting on every video. This isn’t your Indian matchmaking. Go do homework
@Nicita Khattar shut it, stalker
Bawa venting over paneer miso is better than the entire Indian match making .😂😂😂
Sad to see that Aadar bro is not there on the podcast. This is an incomplete podcast.
@@IITianProudIndian Chauhan, you shouldn't be here. This is a place for people who understand comedy of all types. Aadar himself and many other comedians have made fun of all religions. It's comedy. Educate yourself. If you cannot, then atleast don't spread hatred here.
@@ps-qw7gp there is difference between comedy and insulting,aadar should start doing this kind of comedy from his own religion then we will see
@@IITianProudIndian Again, different types of comedy. Why should everyone follow suit. The audience will choose what type one wants to see. What Kapil Sharma does is worst comedy to me but would be great to someone else. To each its own.
@@woawolf He has. Go and search on his account. Don't follow what the herd is following. And if you don't like what he has done, don't see again. Unfollow. Faith should be strong enough to not be diluted by some jokes.
@@woawolf Why religion in comedy in first place?? Thats where the problem begins. I dont support Shubhamms threat, but he got provoked. And take example of Zakir bhai, who never insults religion and does awesome comedy on everyday stuff. I dont want any religion to be brought up in comedy, be it for mocking or praising or insulting. Religion is a sensitive topic in India, dont touch it and provoke people!
42:14 That's Marwadi Saudi Arabia 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kautuk killed it
So I have now started watching the series. Three episodes down. And will complete those and come back here to make my laughter meaningful and relate to all that you guys have said..... Kya advertising hai for them :) super!
This episode spelled out each and every one of the thoughts I had while watching the show. Including ‘Pradhyum’s Miso paneer and Vyasar’s floaters. XD hahahahaha
Hey! I didn't understand why miso paneer is such a no no! I've never had miso in my life, admittedly, but could you help me figure out why Neville's so worked up about it?
I paused at 1:00 and saw the show on Netflix first, then came back to watch your show! Believe me when I say, nobody would have convinced me to watch that show, just saw it because of this podcast 😬
Compromise, flexible,adjust - fuck foogle 😂😂😂
I have been looking at makhana for years never ever has anyone called it "FOXNUT" 🤦🏻♀️
Also Aunty who had mimosa in the morning was my fav character! ❤
Oh how eagerly was I waiting for this!
Arranged Marriage compared to Voluntary Stockholm Syndrome 🤯
If you use a Mavic Mini, you can actually get those shots. In India(from what I last read), drones which are lesser than 250 gms(nano drones) are allowed without a license. What DJI did was they made the Mavic Mini which is 249 gms in weight.
Though I m young ....but when I get married I would like that man to be like Neville ....very sorted and well read
We don't put nail polish on right hand for few reasons- 1. Yes, because we eat with right hand. 2. It is not easy to apply polish with your left hand. 3. Sometimes we just want to look at how the color looks on one hand. 4. Laziness.
Bawa randomly picks a pen which has been hiding in his hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No nail paint on right hand : Because you cook with your right hand with haldi it gets all flaky ...honestly Bawa was bang on. INDIAN MATCHMAKING is trending on #8 in USA
42:14 Marwadi Saudi Arabia LMAO 😂😂😂
Some girls, like me, find it incredibly difficult to paint nails in general (or paint right hand's nails with their left). *Not skilled enough*