I don't think what was inside him was a normal human heart perhaps he change his heart with another heart of a supernatural being or mechanic heart perhaps
@@stingerjohnny9951 not exactly, more like unlocking your chemical hormones eg adrenaline, but that works too like deep breathes or "being too angry to die"
Tresiter dismissed the idea of Zeus actually being the god Zeus, since according to Greek myth none of the gods could be killed. And Tresiter doesn't accept that he can't kill something.
If Zeus exists then Tartarus should, they could potentially lock him up. Supposedly they die, or become pwerless if they are forgotten so maybe that would be motivation enough for Zeus. He'd have a difficult to exploit weakness if that were the case.
According to Greek mythology no one can be killed there just moved to a different location Like if someone dies Sisyphus, or Orpheus or any weirdo could just travel to the underworld and say hi Now, the real way to kill zeus is to create city state that worship a god similar to Zeus except has an easy exploitable weakness involving him dying, like real dying not surprise vacationing
I figured he knew that if Zeus was real, he'd be off fucking everything with a pulse rather than abducting them. I mean, Zeus could have been making his own...um..."unwanted advances" dungeon, but come on, Zeus is a one and done kinda bastard.
The one way you can kill a God is to kill the idea of the god. If there's enough people who do not worship more pay reference then they have no power. That's what the Christian's the Muslims and the Jews have done The Purge away the pagans. Either by killing the pagans or stealing the idea and reconstructing it into that which is closer to their belief system so that they would willingly join
@Dark Avenger I wouldn't quote myself directly, but I believe that the timeline matches up. Triester being introduced as a character on screen was about a year or so before Red Hulk's introduction in Marvel. Season Five Finale rolls around and what does Triester turn into after being reintroduced? A red hulk.
@Michael Taylor I understand all that. I just figured it was something from earlier than the 2000s. It feels like something that should have first happened in the silver or bronze age.
@@trial_with_an_error9687 as manufacturer brand, youre right. But i guess alien barrels count as bl2 e-tech, since they shoot energy at double ammo. But yeah i get you, no actual eridian guns. Shame.
@@trial_with_an_error9687 Community:"What happened to all the Eridian weapons?" Every game After Borderlands 1:"The What weapons?" Real talk though: I actually loved the guns in 3 more than the ones in 2, The Hellshock, Hellfire and OPQ system are just spectacular for too many reasons.
Nick Fury can go fuck himself, this man is more bad ass than all of Comic book history. I think he founded GI Joe by simply having his patriotic radiation melting into the space time continuum.
Men like this guy don't exist anymore.. sadly. Our enemies fear this breed and have worked for DECADES to ensure they don't come back to stomp a deep mudhole in their asses.
He also gave Rusty Griswold his fake ID in Vegas Vacation. He was also in a small collection of MTV commercials back in the day. And some call him the Strongest Man in the World
Favorite lines "Any questions? Put your hand down, I'm not done!" "Now I know you little girls don't want to play in the same sandbox, but I don't care, THIS IS MY SANDBOX!"
If I'm ever in a rough spot medically I can't think of a better way to deal than to fire myself into space, flash frozen into a missile with a post-it note saying "FIX IT" on my chest.
@@bluecoin3771watch "patriotic act" from justice league unlimited. It's basically a monster version of red hulk that wants to kill superman to proove a point, civilian casualties be damned.
@@devilred18 The real one running the Country is Secret Jesus (he already came back and has secretly been keeping the world together for the past 120 years). 😆
Would anyone here watch a 1 episode special about a young Timmothy Treister acting so badass and so cunning, all the while maintaining his awesome over-the-top personality, that the freaking O.S.I makes him their general?
12:55 will never not be my favorite Treister moment. Is he touched? Yes. Is he showing emotion? Yes. Did that stop him from murdering two men? Absolutely not.
@@sushigurung6669 "Last thing I remember, I beat them all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees."
Y'know I was never the same after finding out that Toby Huss not only voiced a bunch of my favorite characters but that he was also Artie, the strongest man...in the world!!!
I’ve been waiting for a good quality video of Treister saying “pee pee cancer” for years. Well done. EDIT I’m leaving this timestamp to come back and watch this scene whenever I think of it. 2:25
“Okay I’m just gonna throw this out there. What if it is Zeus? The actual god Zeus. All pissed off that nobody cares about Zeus anymore.” is one of my favorite quotes of the series.
"I have a juice box. It is fruit punch and it is delicious" that will forever be my favorite thing to reference. My friends have no clue why I start cracking up any time they start talking about juice.
@@stingerjohnny9951 not really, after a certain amount like maybe over 30 or 50 or more the strength benefit isn't there as much, plus too many high reps can be dangerous
Everybody missing he’s based on general Patton, so was cotton hill and lots of “military tough guy” archetype. The 1970 movie on him was a pop culture milestone.
There was a movie made about Patton? Did it mention that he was murdered because he tried to reform the third army with defeated German and American troops in order to destroy the bankers that control the world through debt?
"all of you have been assigned code names while i have not because i'm special" "i know all you little girls don't want to play in the same sandbox and i don't care this is my sandbox NOW LET'S DIG IN" those line are so fucking funny.
Nope. Not at all. My grandpa (Mom's dad)was like Treister, his son( my uncle Charles) like Jefferson Twilight, my stepdad is like Piccolo, my biological father is exactly like Jerome from "MARTIN". While mom is like Billy Quiz boy's mom. My personality is like a mix between Mark Grayson(Invincible) and The Master from Venture bros.
"How do we top this madman shooting himself into space wrapped in nothing but a flag?" "We turn him into a Hulk and have him ride an exploding space station like Major Kong from Dr. Strangelove into the depths of space."
So Treister was just floating in the vacuum space for...months(?) completely unprotected and he was mostly fine. This is the exact reason why if VB had continued I wouldn't have been surprised to see JJ come back cancer free from the space station explosion.
Hes like a mix of teddy rosevelt, the senator from metal gear, and ofc the hulk. Also love how him and jonas jr went out. Both had cancer and went out like 2 patriots.
The Captain Sunshine mix up always seemed weird, Treister is about as old and Dragoon and Mantle, he should know that the butler was the original. If it had been Gathers it would be understandable as being before his time, but not Treister.
I just did a rewatch of this show after the release of the finale. After all this time I realized that the voice actor of General Treister also does Cotton Hill.
Yes finally been waiting fir this glorious video too be made thank you. I always thought he tranqed those guys on the golf course but no he just blasts them.🤣
![Best of Shore Leave [Venture Bros]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mjb-o9YdtYM/mqdefault.jpg)
*PEE PEE CANCER*
100th like for you homie
"YAAAAAARGH! SHOVE IT, CANCEEEERRRRRRR"
..🍆..
FIX IT!!
Agent Topanga Lawrence!
I believe he pronounced it "canscer"
He literally threatened his heart into beating again. Power move
Only man who can bully cancer to fucking off.
That's the real sigma grindset.
Assert dominance.
I don't think what was inside him was a normal human heart perhaps he change his heart with another heart of a supernatural being or mechanic heart perhaps
"knew you could do it"
I still love that General Treister intimidated his heart OUT of a heart attack.
Technically that can happen, just doesn't happen often.
@@maximnikolaev6627 You mean like willing yourself to calm down and for your heart to slow and reset itself?
@@stingerjohnny9951 not exactly, more like unlocking your chemical hormones eg adrenaline, but that works too like deep breathes or "being too angry to die"
@@maximnikolaev6627 That sounds like some Bene Gesseret shit, sounds awesome!
"By the time I finish this jeeuice box and warning: I am thirstaaay, and it is fruit punch and it is delicious!"
I quote this line everytime I open a can of Venom.
This man is so American he is making RUclips Patriotic!
He’s not wrong though fruit punch is delicious
Why would you edit this video like this??
@@jeremyetremblay6663 everyone would tell you fruit punch was the greatest fruit punch flavor ever
Tresiter dismissed the idea of Zeus actually being the god Zeus, since according to Greek myth none of the gods could be killed. And Tresiter doesn't accept that he can't kill something.
If Zeus exists then Tartarus should, they could potentially lock him up. Supposedly they die, or become pwerless if they are forgotten so maybe that would be motivation enough for Zeus. He'd have a difficult to exploit weakness if that were the case.
According to Greek mythology no one can be killed there just moved to a different location
Like if someone dies Sisyphus, or Orpheus or any weirdo could just travel to the underworld and say hi
Now, the real way to kill zeus is to create city state that worship a god similar to Zeus except has an easy exploitable weakness involving him dying, like real dying not surprise vacationing
There is one way to kill zeus and itis called kratos
I figured he knew that if Zeus was real, he'd be off fucking everything with a pulse rather than abducting them. I mean, Zeus could have been making his own...um..."unwanted advances" dungeon, but come on, Zeus is a one and done kinda bastard.
The one way you can kill a God is to kill the idea of the god. If there's enough people who do not worship more pay reference then they have no power. That's what the Christian's the Muslims and the Jews have done The Purge away the pagans. Either by killing the pagans or stealing the idea and reconstructing it into that which is closer to their belief system so that they would willingly join
He’s just Cotton Hill in his final form.
Level 13: Cotton Hill
Level 36: Timothy Treister
It's just Cotton Hill if he never got his shins blown off.
He kill’d fitty men!
Facts😎
If he didnt have his shins blown off
"Whatever depravity you get up to in freetime is between you and your living god" is the best reply
I’m going to use that.
The best line EVER
The best one-liner from the entire show imo
Is that a Sphinx joke? The Pharoahs considered themselves living gods.
So Treister’s son was the one who passed Brock’s license renewal and was also attacked by Hatred... wonder how he feels about the Ventures now?
I’m betting he went on to becoming Secret President.
The General left the OSI in the best hands and proved even when he's in an American flag diaper he's a badass.
Only a bad ass can pull off a American Flag diaper.
Triester believing he's a hulk was the inspiration for Thunderbolt Ross becoming Red Hulk, then they made Triester into an actual hulk.
@Dark Avenger I wouldn't quote myself directly, but I believe that the timeline matches up. Triester being introduced as a character on screen was about a year or so before Red Hulk's introduction in Marvel. Season Five Finale rolls around and what does Triester turn into after being reintroduced? A red hulk.
Really? I feel like Thunderbolt showing up as Red Hulk is from the 70s or something.
@Michael Taylor Then was there maybe an old cartoon where Thunderbolt and Red Hulk kinda teamed up?
@Michael Taylor Likely, but it really feels like Thunderbolt Hulk has been around longer than that. I dunno.
@Michael Taylor I understand all that. I just figured it was something from earlier than the 2000s. It feels like something that should have first happened in the silver or bronze age.
Me: *drops an Eridian Tech gun in borderlands *
*"ALIEEEEEEEN TECHNOLOGYYYYY"*
It was legit upsetting that Borderlands 3 had only one eridian tech gun in the entire game.
@@trial_with_an_error9687 as manufacturer brand, youre right.
But i guess alien barrels count as bl2 e-tech, since they shoot energy at double ammo. But yeah i get you, no actual eridian guns. Shame.
all the eridian and e tech guns were cool but always sucked lol. the bl3 ones were boring but didnt suck anymore at least.
@@trial_with_an_error9687
Community:"What happened to all the Eridian weapons?"
Every game After Borderlands 1:"The What weapons?"
Real talk though: I actually loved the guns in 3 more than the ones in 2, The Hellshock, Hellfire and OPQ system are just spectacular for too many reasons.
He went out like a true American hero
GI JOE!
Three times. Riding Garantua 2, getting fired into space by a cannon, and dying out of spite for Peggy Hill.
Nick Fury can go fuck himself, this man is more bad ass than all of Comic book history.
I think he founded GI Joe by simply having his patriotic radiation melting into the space time continuum.
“Shove it cancer”
I love how his ‘Best lines Of’ is essentially All Of his lines.
It’s fitting.
Horrendously edited
I know it’s not about treister but when Jonas venture jr. sacrifices himself and says go team venture it always makes me tear up
"Put down the pop guns" he is the best general
Lower
I realized that
Hell, if he wanted to launch a coup, I’d support him.
A combination of Teddy Roosevelt, Fury from shield, and bit of Tony Stark. I hope for a future president with this charisma and patriotism one day.
Men like this guy don't exist anymore.. sadly. Our enemies fear this breed and have worked for DECADES to ensure they don't come back to stomp a deep mudhole in their asses.
And a bit of The Hulk for good measure
@@Hitomora Not just Any hulk, The "Thunderbolt Ross" Red Hulk
Lmaoo bro. We did have a crazy S.O.B. just like him in office recently
@@portugal5698 what are talking about? Teddy Roosevelt has been dead for years.
I love watching hunter Thompson wrestle teddy roosevelt to the fucking ground 😂 gets me every time
So Roosevelt didn’t die, he just became Secret General?
I can see it.
As crazy as it sounds there’s probably a good chance he is, cause Red Mantle and Dragoon are secretly Buddy Holly and Jiles Perry.
Gotta love Toby Huss. He also voiced Cotton Hill.
"I killed 50 men"
Now I'm imagining Cotton Hill in every Treister scene and I'm not sure if it makes it funnier or incredibly funnier
He also gave Rusty Griswold his fake ID in Vegas Vacation.
He was also in a small collection of MTV commercials back in the day.
And some call him the Strongest Man in the World
Favorite lines
"Any questions? Put your hand down, I'm not done!"
"Now I know you little girls don't want to play in the same sandbox, but I don't care, THIS IS MY SANDBOX!"
SO LET'S DIG IN!!!!
If I'm ever in a rough spot medically I can't think of a better way to deal than to fire myself into space, flash frozen into a missile with a post-it note saying "FIX IT" on my chest.
every single line this man says is the most memorable thing in this show.
I gots the peepee cancer
i love that both Justice League and Venture bros did Red Hulk better than Marvel ever could
How did Justice League do Red Hulk?
@@bluecoin3771watch "patriotic act" from justice league unlimited.
It's basically a monster version of red hulk that wants to kill superman to proove a point, civilian casualties be damned.
2:30-2:39
He basically just described my dream. God bless you, Timothy Treister. A man after my own heart and a true red blooded American hero.
I love how peace was his first opinion after being saved by "aliens" what a amazing guy God bless
if Tim did not have cancer I could see him being president of the US in the Venture universe
Imagine the amount of paperwork he'd have to do and power he'd have to give up.
The President isn't the President! You KNOW that!
@@jameswilson8433 I'd even doubt secret president is the real one in charge. You would need Level Zero point one clearance to really know.
@@devilred18 The real one running the Country is Secret Jesus (he already came back and has secretly been keeping the world together for the past 120 years). 😆
@@devilred18 secret president is the president, they control the misters, who are above most OSI bodies
YOU CANNOT NOT SALUTE TO THE FINAL SCENE.
YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND.
“I want results before the time I finish this Jiiuucea Box! WARNING!!! I. AM.TURSTAAY. and it is Fruit Punch and it is delicious...”
Would anyone here watch a 1 episode special about a young Timmothy Treister acting so badass and so cunning, all the while maintaining his awesome over-the-top personality, that the freaking O.S.I makes him their general?
"Na-Na-Now don't go gettin all First Blood on me boy!"5:31 gets me every time.
Rambo reference
Achievement Earned:
*CANCERS A PUNK*
That is probably the most bad ass line in the past thousand years.
Cotton Hill as general of OSI is both funny and cool.
He is the embodiment of "never let them know your next move".
The fact that he just straight up turned into Red Hulk had me dying.
12:55 will never not be my favorite Treister moment.
Is he touched? Yes.
Is he showing emotion? Yes.
Did that stop him from murdering two men? Absolutely not.
Looking pretty tall for a man who lost his legs in Dubya Dubya 2. 😉
Just his shins. He was probably 8 feet tall before that.
He killed fiddy men
@@sushigurung6669 "Last thing I remember, I beat them all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees."
Toby Huss' range is amazing, from Scaramantula to Copycat to Treister
Y'know I was never the same after finding out that Toby Huss not only voiced a bunch of my favorite characters but that he was also Artie, the strongest man...in the world!!!
I’ve been waiting for a good quality video of Treister saying “pee pee cancer” for years. Well done. EDIT I’m leaving this timestamp to come back and watch this scene whenever I think of it. 2:25
I love this guy! He's like a crazy secret agent version of Teddy Roosevelt!
I think that's the idea haha. Mix of Teddy Roosevelt and General Thunderbolt Ross
@@Bowiiihowdy With a little bit of Nick Fury....
I love this crazy bastard so much. Wish we got more scenes with him before his death.
“Okay I’m just gonna throw this out there. What if it is Zeus? The actual god Zeus. All pissed off that nobody cares about Zeus anymore.” is one of my favorite quotes of the series.
"I have a juice box. It is fruit punch and it is delicious" that will forever be my favorite thing to reference. My friends have no clue why I start cracking up any time they start talking about juice.
“Do not kill yourself you crazy bastard” I always loved that line
I was always kinda bummed that Treister died. At least we finally got to see him become a Hulk
The most *specieal* general.
This was HIS sandbox, we just lived in it.
Thank you for uploading these compilations Muffins, you do a great service to the community by collecting this stuff in one place
This is all of Treister’s moments, because he’s the best character.
I forgot he has the same voice actor as Cotton Hill from King of the Hill. Toby Huss is hilarious.
I don’t have anything witty say, but this is one of my favourite videos ever already! I’ll be rewatching this a bunch haha cheers mate
All of you are in peculiar underpants, but I am not. Because I am special!
BY THE TIME I FINISH THIS JEEE-YOOSUH BAWX! WARNING! I AM TIRSTAY! AND THIS IS FRUIT PUNCH! AND IT IS DELICIOUS
Not going to lie, the squat thrust thing sounds really impressive I'm curious what the effects of doing that at a younger age would result in
Some strong ass legs
@@stingerjohnny9951 not really, after a certain amount like maybe over 30 or 50 or more the strength benefit isn't there as much, plus too many high reps can be dangerous
Everybody missing he’s based on general Patton, so was cotton hill and lots of “military tough guy” archetype. The 1970 movie on him was a pop culture milestone.
ruclips.net/video/AxAIE9TbGyk/видео.html Real good clip showing what I mean
There was a movie made about Patton? Did it mention that he was murdered because he tried to reform the third army with defeated German and American troops in order to destroy the bankers that control the world through debt?
"all of you have been assigned code names while i have not because i'm special" "i know all you little girls don't want to play in the same sandbox and i don't care this is my sandbox NOW LET'S DIG IN" those line are so fucking funny.
Am I the only one who wishes he had an uncle like Brock, grandpa like Hunter and great grandpa like Treister?🤣🤣🤣
Nope. Not at all. My grandpa (Mom's dad)was like Treister, his son( my uncle Charles) like Jefferson Twilight, my stepdad is like Piccolo, my biological father is exactly like Jerome from "MARTIN". While mom is like Billy Quiz boy's mom.
My personality is like a mix between Mark Grayson(Invincible) and The Master from Venture bros.
I love the fact one of his screens is just for recording Battlestar Galactica reimagined. Man's got focus.
It only makes sense that he and Cotton Hill are voiced by the same person
I believe the General killed fiddy men
"How do we top this madman shooting himself into space wrapped in nothing but a flag?"
"We turn him into a Hulk and have him ride an exploding space station like Major Kong from Dr. Strangelove into the depths of space."
“Frankly we can’t afford the body bags”
"F*ck this noise, I'm gonna get drunk and gamble." 4:01
Man went out like a true G.
So Treister was just floating in the vacuum space for...months(?) completely unprotected and he was mostly fine.
This is the exact reason why if VB had continued I wouldn't have been surprised to see JJ come back cancer free from the space station explosion.
These really do make my day, thankyou man 😂
Glad to hear it!
I'm glad Cotton Hill finally got his shins back.
Godspeed Treister, you goddamn maniac.
tough as old boot was the general
Hes like a mix of teddy rosevelt, the senator from metal gear, and ofc the hulk.
Also love how him and jonas jr went out. Both had cancer and went out like 2 patriots.
I miss this show
I always liked him because he felt like a father figure because of his honest and funny personality. Sure would be happy to🙂
Are we all just gonna ignore "Secret President"? 8:40
Is it any weirder than "the second civil war, the invisible one"?
I miss this show more than pretty much any show - I really hope they actually come out with the movie.
"While yer heads up there check muh prostate...."
8:03 "Treister has overwhelming desire to SMASH!!! It's a compulsion!" Haha.
so General Treister really did learn to love the bomb in the end?
"HOT DOG!! TREISTER'S A HULK!!"
Goddamnit I love this show
Thank you for ending on “ALIEN TECHNOLOGY”
Anybody notice this Cotton Hill living his dream military career?
The Captain Sunshine mix up always seemed weird, Treister is about as old and Dragoon and Mantle, he should know that the butler was the original. If it had been Gathers it would be understandable as being before his time, but not Treister.
I didn’t know Venture Bros had its own version of Saxton Hale
*AEEELLIEEEHHN TECHNOLLGEEY!!!!!*
12:50 Ah I see he was also an Inquisitor
That shock to salute from Hunter as the missile readies was pure respect.
I just did a rewatch of this show after the release of the finale. After all this time I realized that the voice actor of General Treister also does Cotton Hill.
This is the person that soldier from TF2 would fallow into battle blindly.
Your cut of this is gold.
Yes finally been waiting fir this glorious video too be made thank you.
I always thought he tranqed those guys on the golf course but no he just blasts them.🤣
Oh, he's the voice of cotton hill.
Triesters 90’s pop culture code names for everyone are comedic gold
It seems that the higher your rank is
The more insane you are
In all reported cases the abductor was Zeus the greek god of thunder, and rock & roll
I killed fidy men!
And he's the strongest man....IN THE WORLD!
I was just looking for a video like this 22 hours ago
his son is nothing like him
as insane as this guy one, he was one fine ass leader!
"QUESTIONS!? PUT YOUR HAND DOWN, I"M NOT DONE."
God I love his maner of speech
"Hot Dawg! Treister's a Huullk!" Hiliarious!
"any questions? Put your hand down I'm not done."
How long before you produce a "Best of Hunter Gathers" video ?
He has some of the absolute best lines in the whole series.....
"Little green men! The star people fixed my pee-pee cancer!"