ROBLOX’S HOUSE OF JUMPSCARES...

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @kutchop8613
    @kutchop8613 4 года назад +592

    Here's a list of all the Jump Scares in order
    First game: A really fricking big house
    1. 0:48
    2. 1:00
    3. 1:17
    4. 1:28
    5. 1:50
    6. 2:22 (First Zombie)
    7. 2:45
    8: 5:14 (First man)
    9. 5:45
    10: 6:27 (First Dark Soul monster)
    11: 6:35
    12: 7:24
    Next game: The Scorpion Man
    1. 8:24 (Noise)
    2. 8:30 (Noise)
    3. 10:08 (Noise)
    4. 10:10 (Noise)
    5. 10:13 (Hard to see and not a Jump Scare but its werid and creepy)
    6. 10:34 (Noise)
    7. 10:51 (it's just werid and creepy)
    8. 11:10 and 11:11 (Noise and Noise)
    9.11:25
    10. 11:35 (couldn't see or hear but flamingo screamed)
    11. 11:46 (Noise and Jump Scare)
    12: 12:11 (*ERROR*)
    13. 12:24
    14. 12:36
    15. 12:50 (SACARY VERY!)
    16. 12:52
    Thank you for reading!
    Theres a secret one at the end of the Video its at 13:45
    Scary was misspelled on purpose.

  • @SillyCatzz
    @SillyCatzz 4 года назад +2455

    Albert: *Gets Scared*
    Also Albert: *Kisses the object that scared him*

    • @viv7677
      @viv7677 4 года назад +106

      If that were how humans reacted to being scared I would’ve kissed thousands of spiders in my lifetime

    • @Annika_tsui
      @Annika_tsui 4 года назад +17

      Ikr lol

    • @funmanman3462
      @funmanman3462 4 года назад +5

      Uno revers

    • @deadchannel7249
      @deadchannel7249 4 года назад +8

      @Zach grammar

    • @emkayanimateshere2437
      @emkayanimateshere2437 4 года назад +21

      Wait..... so you can kiss the darkness?
      Edit:🤔

  • @Watsupwild
    @Watsupwild 4 года назад +389

    7:57 pause quick and read that's a nice one

    • @yourmam9447
      @yourmam9447 4 года назад +13

      There is no transition Albert wanted me to make one but there was nothing I could do I am simply unable and I will continue to edit because I’m simply a pawn in his game *couldnt read it because my comment is blocking it* here is also most *another thing I couldn’t read because you are *I CANT FRICKING READ IT* thank you for coming to my ted talk

    • @yourmam9447
      @yourmam9447 4 года назад +11

      There is no transition Albert wanted me to make one but there was nothing I could do I am simply unable and I will continue to edit because I am a pawn in this game we call life. It is so dismal sometimes but there is also mostly fun this and dogs so don’t give up because you are fabulous and loved thank you for coming to my ted talk
      (Finally figuresd it out)

    • @kawaiicookie4049
      @kawaiicookie4049 4 года назад +3

      @@yourmam9447 well uhm that was unnecessary....

    • @monkeyDdragon164
      @monkeyDdragon164 4 года назад +16

      @@kawaiicookie4049 he just wanted to help.

    • @Not_Ivy..
      @Not_Ivy.. 4 года назад +2

      there's no transition Albert wanted me to make one but there was nothing I could do I am simply unable and I will continue to edit because I am a pawn in this game we call life. it's so dismal sometimes but there are also mostly fun things and dogs so don't give up because you are fabulous and loved thank you for coming to my ted talk

  • @mdsyt8257
    @mdsyt8257 3 года назад +146

    9:14 The editor being a legend for 10 seconds straight

  • @grace-wi3gn
    @grace-wi3gn 4 года назад +853

    Idea: Go into Bloxburg as an object and break into people's homes, then hide and wait until they see you. (Or go into a game where you could hide your name)

    • @mau3785
      @mau3785 4 года назад +23

      That’s gonna be a long eternity of waiting

    • @jayden8027
      @jayden8027 4 года назад +27

      The thing is, you can see name tags. It ruins the whole idea.

    • @hollyeldred8689
      @hollyeldred8689 4 года назад +27

      Like those idiots in Bloxburg would notice the name tag.

    • @jayden8027
      @jayden8027 4 года назад +9

      Holly Tingle , Like you know, neither do I. They could be idiots and they could also be smart. I’m suing are both correct.

    • @qweer3552
      @qweer3552 4 года назад +1

      *clap clap clap clap*

  • @mathewmutiso2237
    @mathewmutiso2237 4 года назад +464

    Albert: "If I ever hear that in my house, I'm going back to bed. I don't care if it touches me, I don't care if it starts stabbing me, I'm not gonna move. That's how you survive around here." Me: Starts taking notes

    • @thepizzakk6414
      @thepizzakk6414 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @jasmineapodaca1609
      @jasmineapodaca1609 4 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @aaaaa-id3dz
      @aaaaa-id3dz 4 года назад +10

      WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @Coventrycityfan12
      @Coventrycityfan12 4 года назад +1

      Mathew Mutiso hi

    • @LucidWeedy
      @LucidWeedy 4 года назад +7

      do u want roadblock? Search up *ur mum gay* on your browser today for much *roadblocks* (and if it hacks ur rooblocc account I’m sorry)

  • @purpleshad0w226
    @purpleshad0w226 4 года назад +413

    Hey, Albert there is this horror game on roblox called, “Dead silence,” I am not sure if you have already played it but it is a really good game. And you can play either by yourself or with a friend (so you could play with Kaiden or Temprest). I don’t know what it is about cause it was weird but I highly recommend it

    • @babyphoenix._.3019
      @babyphoenix._.3019 4 года назад +21

      OMG I HATE THAT GAME BRO IT IS SOO SCARY

    • @purpleshad0w226
      @purpleshad0w226 4 года назад +23

      Baby Phoenix ._. I forced my friend to play it with me and she hated it

    • @euioh1987
      @euioh1987 4 года назад +8

      he played it

    • @purpleshad0w226
      @purpleshad0w226 4 года назад +8

      HandsomeBoySu_tart Ok thanks for telling me

    • @purpleshad0w226
      @purpleshad0w226 4 года назад +6

      gacha_ animemoon the first time I played it by myself I jumped backward from a jumpscare and hit by head on my bed frame.. it hurt

  • @AI3OVE
    @AI3OVE 3 года назад +131

    dude albert's scream is more scarier than the jumpscares LMAO

  • @viperzclan4666
    @viperzclan4666 4 года назад +554

    There’s this really interesting myth called the Pact of Vines. They are smaller but their story is really well made along with their game. Like so he can see please!

  • @dambabaotapaiongoaikia3636
    @dambabaotapaiongoaikia3636 4 года назад +235

    When you afraid to play scary game so you decided to watch flamingo suffer playing this

  • @lea-oq8fy
    @lea-oq8fy 4 года назад +65

    10:50
    That’s literally a fan breaking into your house

  • @bigeemtriplin
    @bigeemtriplin 4 года назад +136

    10:13 why did Albert did not see the scorpion stalkin him XD 😂😂😂

  • @gorotainttomato6968
    @gorotainttomato6968 4 года назад +73

    Me: *hears Albert say "based off of spookys jumpscare mansion"*
    *flashbacks of the needle guy*
    "Ight, I'm a head out"

  • @jeedmc2528
    @jeedmc2528 4 года назад +791

    Whenever Albert says "Fricking" it reminds me of when he was Albertsstuff

  • @oryctolaguscuniculus6266
    @oryctolaguscuniculus6266 4 года назад +260

    12:49 my literal soul jumped out of my entire being

    • @xiketiic6658
      @xiketiic6658 4 года назад +14

      An Autistic Kid same! 😂😂 I literally screamed and my mom rushed upstairs and asked if I was okay. And I was like, “no..I am not”

    • @donnabb2012
      @donnabb2012 4 года назад +5

      I screamed and fell backward and ended up hurting my leg

    • @depressedsansliketoplaywit9651
      @depressedsansliketoplaywit9651 4 года назад +6

      Your soul tastes nice

    • @isabella-hh8hi
      @isabella-hh8hi 4 года назад +1

      y u p

    • @user-fg4mw1zs7v
      @user-fg4mw1zs7v 4 года назад +2

      Omfg, I didn’t even fully watch it and it still scared me.

  • @Pan_nn3
    @Pan_nn3 4 года назад +81

    When he talked
    I felt that.

  • @heygirlie-
    @heygirlie- 4 года назад +324

    "My life is an endless pit of misery"
    I felt that.

  • @NOOB-tg5ej
    @NOOB-tg5ej 4 года назад +323

    Idea: create a game and base it off a crazy scientist who’s testing on people, then pick one person to keep alive until the end, and then kill everyone else, and at the end, tell them that they’ve gone insane and that they need to get some rest, then blind them with admin commands and leave the game! Like so Albert can see

    • @weedwacker7822
      @weedwacker7822 4 года назад +6

      @AlienZGamer NOOOOOOO

    • @ericcarrluvr
      @ericcarrluvr 4 года назад +3

      Yes pls do thissssss

    • @carachan1784
      @carachan1784 4 года назад

      Oop

    • @klarin4959
      @klarin4959 4 года назад +2

      That’s gonna be a short video but it’s a good idea

    • @sheepbow909
      @sheepbow909 4 года назад +1

      He has to shut down the server or else he can risk the powers

  • @Megusta_plants
    @Megusta_plants 4 года назад +159

    Idea: make an adoption center but with scps that randomly appear near a player and murders them and advertise it!!! (players who die o an scp get a very GOREY Death)

    • @kaplan2602
      @kaplan2602 4 года назад +2

      AlienZGamer ur ANNOYING KID

    • @peachyy_bqbesx1141
      @peachyy_bqbesx1141 4 года назад +1

      Jude Plays Roblox o yes

    • @oni9097
      @oni9097 4 года назад +1

      AlienZGamer Yeah, sorry no.

    • @kanyesouthwest
      @kanyesouthwest 4 года назад +1

      Great idea! I should of thought of that!

    • @nataliepry
      @nataliepry 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer stop bro no one is helping ._.

  • @Vincredible
    @Vincredible 3 года назад +14

    After the game got updated, they teach you each monster. For the one that kept killing Albert, you had to stay close to him. He runs like sonic if you run from him and get away, and he’s super slow and easy to escape if you’re near him.

  • @michellcortez2890
    @michellcortez2890 4 года назад +110

    Albert: he's gone now "forever"
    Monster: no im not

    • @nnmmmmc
      @nnmmmmc 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (😐😐😐😐)

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 года назад

      Yeet lmao here before AlienZGamer delivers cringe

  • @Pog_boy
    @Pog_boy 4 года назад +109

    10:37
    I DON'T CARE If I ever heard that in my house im going back to bed I don't care if it touches me, I don't care if it starts stabing me. Im not going to move. *that's how you survive around here*

    • @uni__kat_2343
      @uni__kat_2343 4 года назад +4

      @AlienZGamer dude stop being for subs

    • @uni__kat_2343
      @uni__kat_2343 4 года назад +4

      I have lived in Florida my whole life, and that is indeed how you survive

    • @whoflerdude1855
      @whoflerdude1855 4 года назад +5

      I won’t move because I will have 28 stab wounds from the stabbing

    • @dogelife9000
      @dogelife9000 4 года назад +2

      @AlienZGamer ok sub botter

    • @HackboyPlays
      @HackboyPlays 4 года назад +2

      @AlienZGamer shut up noob

  • @astronaught6319
    @astronaught6319 4 года назад +353

    Albert: I hope your not leaving your houses
    Also Albert: Twist his ankle OUTSIDE!
    If you didn’t leave your house Albert then you would’ve been safe!

    • @monnymonny314
      @monnymonny314 4 года назад +3

      Who albert?

    • @deplayed_
      @deplayed_ 4 года назад

      @AlienZGamer im not really intrested in your content no offense

    • @willow940
      @willow940 4 года назад +3

      He was in his garage.

    • @OCMsRazor
      @OCMsRazor 4 года назад +3

      He also hit his nuts

    • @kassiwwassi
      @kassiwwassi 4 года назад +3

      AlienZGamer You literally need to stop.. Your channel content is trash, (I’m sorry) Its not even anything kinda interesting on there.. Leave albert and his fans alone. Go do that to another RUclipsr. Or dont do it to anyone..

  • @bkxy8325
    @bkxy8325 3 года назад +46

    “Go commit a bAd drEaM”
    Thank you Albert, I will do that right now.

  • @naomi6874
    @naomi6874 4 года назад +317

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even the ants:
    *Flamingo:kissing every jumpscare*

    • @liogkaevaggelia896
      @liogkaevaggelia896 4 года назад +1

      Not every jump scare only the smiling face once😂😂😂

    • @enderboii266
      @enderboii266 4 года назад +4

      @AlienZGamer What do you even make!?

    • @valuablebaguette225
      @valuablebaguette225 4 года назад +3

      AlienZGamer Give us a good reason for subscribing, or we won't...

    • @theluncher
      @theluncher 4 года назад +3

      @AlienZGamer Really dude. Not hating but please stop commenting on Roblox videos. None of your videos I've seen is of Roblox.

    • @eyadnegm3706
      @eyadnegm3706 4 года назад +1

      @AlienZGamer I SUBSCRIBE FOR YOU CAUSE YOU SO COOL

  • @ashleyl1030
    @ashleyl1030 4 года назад +331

    albert and the game: i’m so thirsty i need water me watching this at 3 am: i felt that

    • @greenguydc2380
      @greenguydc2380 4 года назад +5

      Yeah I felt that two

    • @seabunnies2765
      @seabunnies2765 4 года назад +2

      AshleyL. Litrly just wat happens to me

    • @slagowski1985
      @slagowski1985 4 года назад +3

      I'm thirsty right now, oof I'm sweating like crazy 🤣😅

    • @yunogasai5947
      @yunogasai5947 4 года назад

      Me to :,-)

    • @Nicu-vy3gm
      @Nicu-vy3gm 4 года назад +1

      Wow how can you stay at 3am and not sleep dont you get bored?

  • @JerkInquisitive
    @JerkInquisitive 4 года назад +96

    flamingo: "a really fricking big house"
    Albertsstuff: "hey there buster"

    • @LoveMeLikeMyDemonsDo
      @LoveMeLikeMyDemonsDo 4 года назад +3

      I heard “a really fricking big house” when I read it 😂😂😂

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang 4 года назад +1

      @@LoveMeLikeMyDemonsDo What?... That's what they wrote... .-.

    • @tetsukara
      @tetsukara 4 года назад +1

      EvaBella Goss he means he was at that point in the video when he read the comment.

  • @zozoesledge7232
    @zozoesledge7232 4 года назад +6

    When Albert get scared it makes me wanna laugh and when I saw that slimy face jump-scare I fell out my bed 😆

  • @polarizedghosts
    @polarizedghosts 4 года назад +136

    When Albert started talking about if he heard those noises in his house, even if it touches him - even if it STABS him, we will go back to bed and NOT MOVE. I can 100% (maybe 87%) relate to all of that.

    • @obmijaucsap3707
      @obmijaucsap3707 4 года назад +3

      true...

    • @luke2574
      @luke2574 4 года назад +9

      If I hear a noise while in bed I stop cold

    • @polarizedghosts
      @polarizedghosts 4 года назад +4

      Memes R life yeah, I pull the blankets up higher too sometimes (like that’ll do anything but ok 😂)

    • @jxordzii
      @jxordzii 4 года назад +1

      @@polarizedghosts me too 😂

    • @luke2574
      @luke2574 4 года назад +1

      And if I’m watching yt I pause it for like a whole minute

  • @AL_12014
    @AL_12014 4 года назад +182

    Albert: *Jumpscare appears*
    Jumpscare: *Says nothing*
    Albert: *Kisses the object*

  • @Karenaa_
    @Karenaa_ 4 года назад +57

    "That's really LOUD...and then I just keep going...and then- oh- okay"
    0:26

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 4 года назад +1

      english is strong with this one

    • @Karenaa_
      @Karenaa_ 4 года назад

      @@Zedryx69 umm-
      *Yes*

  • @cinderandessie1673
    @cinderandessie1673 4 года назад +6

    “Please stop I have nothing in life”
    Uhm, *same?*

  • @nathaniel04
    @nathaniel04 4 года назад +454

    Hey Albert, I suggest you play the game “ANXIETY”.

    • @mastanle
      @mastanle 4 года назад +7

      It’s sad tho

    • @heartny4sia
      @heartny4sia 4 года назад +21

      I played the first few minutes and I never played again

    • @bruh_moment8734
      @bruh_moment8734 4 года назад +18

      シNyasiaシ There’s no jumpscares, watch Konekokitten’s video on it.

    • @10CentWenty
      @10CentWenty 4 года назад +5

      same

    • @10CentWenty
      @10CentWenty 4 года назад +5

      i couldnt even go upstairs

  • @noah1038
    @noah1038 4 года назад +219

    Albert: sees a jumpscare
    Me: gets scared by Albert

  • @Violet-qt4dc
    @Violet-qt4dc 4 года назад +248

    "my ears walked, so your stupid pathetic ears could run."
    -Albert 2020
    1:45

    • @grim9174
      @grim9174 4 года назад +2

      What time did he say that

    • @PotatoManPlays
      @PotatoManPlays 4 года назад +7

      Well, iw as going to like the comment, now i wont because of the bad attempt at getting likes lol

    • @cynthiaasue
      @cynthiaasue 4 года назад +2

      - PotatoManPlays - thats the same exact thing i did

    • @hellozello8233
      @hellozello8233 4 года назад +1

      Me_Sam 1:45

    • @noafu6436
      @noafu6436 4 года назад

      I’m not at home so..

  • @roborievolo1578
    @roborievolo1578 4 года назад +34

    For y'all who exited when he started the outro, the jumpscare was---unexpected.
    Watch the end. You'll know what I'm talking about. :)

  • @shurkeys419
    @shurkeys419 4 года назад +142

    *Albert gets jump scared*
    microphone: oh god, not again..

  • @noelleklinger9383
    @noelleklinger9383 4 года назад +132

    Albert: Oh My GoD iS tHaT sAtAn
    Me: Me when I look in the mirror

    • @Chloe-sc1tx
      @Chloe-sc1tx 4 года назад

      OMG Before I looked at the second part of your comment I said in my head "That's what I say in the mirror."
      How

    • @larasubz
      @larasubz 4 года назад

      E

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 года назад +2

      Yeet lmao here before AlienZGamer delivers cringe

    • @Reaperguy67
      @Reaperguy67 4 года назад +1

      @@FestiveRocket lol. He has a new channel called mr beast now. He is self promoting his channel with that

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 года назад +1

      Reaperguy 67
      You mean that one scam I saw on the earlier video? Lul

  • @bingus1579
    @bingus1579 3 года назад +3

    Being a somewhat experienced ARFBH player, albert just running away from parasite is so painful to watch.

  • @holdmysprite6056
    @holdmysprite6056 4 года назад +261

    Albert: *"I hope you aren't leaving your house"*
    Me: **getting into the car to go to McDonalds because im fAt**

  • @greenglobgreenglob5677
    @greenglobgreenglob5677 4 года назад +156

    “If this was a human I would commit violence right now” -Albert 2020

    • @kawaiicookie4049
      @kawaiicookie4049 4 года назад

      LOL 😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😅

    • @kawaiicookie4049
      @kawaiicookie4049 4 года назад

      @Flaminga wait wat

    • @kawaiicookie4049
      @kawaiicookie4049 4 года назад

      @Flaminga I'm cringe?..

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 4 года назад

      @Flaminga all she did was laugh bruh
      thats not the meaning of the subreddit

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 4 года назад +1

      Flaminga Not the whole community, and it ain’t as cringe as you. You’re just saying random people are cringe. That’s like me saying “oh you like flamingo? You’re cringe.”

  • @nataliedanyal5202
    @nataliedanyal5202 4 года назад +53

    Albert: says frickin.
    Me: that’s legal and it is totally fine, I accept you and your decisions as a person.

  • @winterhusk
    @winterhusk 3 года назад +1

    paige's editing skills are literally so worth my time

  • @lailacollier502
    @lailacollier502 4 года назад +105

    Me: *me slowly backing away from my laptop*
    My Brother: What's wrong
    Me: Me no like jumpscares

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 4 года назад +1

      Laila Collier omg so funny

    • @yoyoyo5286
      @yoyoyo5286 4 года назад

      lmao

    • @datguywithabanana3083
      @datguywithabanana3083 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer bro just stop

    • @petethecat4356
      @petethecat4356 4 года назад

      Me 2 bro me 2

    • @JiroYenn
      @JiroYenn 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer dude.. just stop. Your content is not even that good (sorry but true). Just go to another channel or just don’t like I’ve already seen you on 5 different comments so just stop bro and get a life..

  • @ninaluvzdisney
    @ninaluvzdisney 4 года назад +223

    Albert "I'm a free man now!"
    Me *Still going to school while the coronavirus is happening*

    • @epic0s0ngs89
      @epic0s0ngs89 4 года назад +9

      Unlucky

    • @hellofriend5034
      @hellofriend5034 4 года назад +7

      Very unlucky I got lucky in England schools shut today
      And my year shut before then

    • @squazguy
      @squazguy 4 года назад +4

      A really frickin' big *V I R U S*

    • @kia7471
      @kia7471 4 года назад +5

      Dang my school shut down can't relate😬😬

    • @thebest_cheese1704
      @thebest_cheese1704 4 года назад

      Qqtangie same

  • @Synnvious
    @Synnvious 4 года назад +546

    Nobody:
    Flamingo: *Hey there... jump scare... wanna kiss?*

  • @matthewwitherite8822
    @matthewwitherite8822 4 года назад +5

    OMG why is his voice so soothing sometimes

  • @jayengee7918
    @jayengee7918 4 года назад +179

    when you realize that it isnt the scary that scares you, its albert screaming
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII muah
    edit: holy i have never had this many likes thank you

  • @edwinmartinez1419
    @edwinmartinez1419 4 года назад +90

    8:42 “10 years into the quarantine be like” Bruh

  • @idontknowwhatdowithoutk-po5104
    @idontknowwhatdowithoutk-po5104 4 года назад +274

    No one:
    Not even god:
    ALBERT: *MWAH* (kiss sounds)

    • @weedwacker7822
      @weedwacker7822 4 года назад +4

      IK finally someone talks about it. It was so funny lol.

    • @mvlogs7024
      @mvlogs7024 4 года назад +3

      Constantly making out with mic

    • @weedwacker7822
      @weedwacker7822 4 года назад +4

      @@mvlogs7024 ikr lmao

    • @swishoemi
      @swishoemi 4 года назад +1

      Meme died. Stop using it

    • @337s
      @337s 4 года назад +2

      Your name is unacceptable

  • @logankeefer5001
    @logankeefer5001 3 года назад +6

    albert hears the creak: "umm hello" the fangirl:"hello albert" albert:............................. peace out people

  • @-ibukiuwu-3900
    @-ibukiuwu-3900 4 года назад +93

    Flamingo: "that's not fair life's not fair"
    me: he has such a way of words

  • @variousloner4168
    @variousloner4168 4 года назад +138

    game: "A really fricking big house"
    also game: ANXIETY

    • @sadiechavez4801
      @sadiechavez4801 4 года назад +1

      Omg ur profile pic BEEG BEEG YOSHI 🤣🤣

    • @snxwycuh
      @snxwycuh 4 года назад

      @various Loner wanna be friends

    • @o1_certiz675
      @o1_certiz675 4 года назад

      VariousLoner literally 30 likes in a minute

    • @w0rm.f00d
      @w0rm.f00d 4 года назад +2

      Everything about what i just read. Is perfect.

    • @random.lyy.
      @random.lyy. 4 года назад +2

      Ashley Jones scam

  • @artix4474
    @artix4474 4 года назад +210

    Alberts quote
    “I made my ears walk so your ears can run”

  • @rosafrausto8544
    @rosafrausto8544 4 года назад +5

    Albert:my ears are suffering
    Me having to hear his screams with headphones on: T-T

  • @sebaanimations7218
    @sebaanimations7218 4 года назад +123

    Albert:AAAAHHHHH
    Also Albert: "kisses every smiley that jumpedscared him"
    Smiley: "i feel special"

    • @jj-py3lf
      @jj-py3lf 4 года назад +1

      Sonix Vlogs *insert sana singing*

    • @xoxos.linaaa
      @xoxos.linaaa 4 года назад +1

      AlienZGamer first it was 15k then 16k now 20k like earn your subscribers

    • @theluncher
      @theluncher 4 года назад +1

      Felipe is left in the distance rotting because people are forgetting about him... He will come back for revenge!

  • @mauve4927
    @mauve4927 4 года назад +163

    “He lost connection”
    No he just _disintegrated_

    • @Avaxlikesdogs
      @Avaxlikesdogs 4 года назад +1

      avocado *threw up*

    • @rapiahsalamun7446
      @rapiahsalamun7446 4 года назад

      @@Avaxlikesdogs *eat vomit*

    • @crystalkittyss
      @crystalkittyss 4 года назад

      He wanted to die

    • @loveranpo
      @loveranpo 4 года назад

      how old is the flamingo fanbase

    • @joshuaklein3388
      @joshuaklein3388 4 года назад +1

      @avovado do you like Home made Guacamole or Fast food Guacamole? Please answer it would be much appreciated.
      👌🙂=🥑

  • @simonmadigan4468
    @simonmadigan4468 4 года назад +188

    Albert: "How are you guys in quarantine?"
    Me whonot being able to see my friends and got a booklit of work to do:"Great!.."

  • @timingduck934
    @timingduck934 4 года назад +1

    I love the editors they honestly have a great sense of humor

  • @bliqky
    @bliqky 4 года назад +63

    "He killed me. That's so inconvenient"
    As it should be Albert

  • @elusivepigeon71
    @elusivepigeon71 4 года назад +31

    7:57
    Best ted talk I’ve heard in all my years

    • @elusivepigeon71
      @elusivepigeon71 4 года назад +6

      AlienZGamer stop spamming that message in everyone’s comment. I’ve noticed you start to do this in a mr beast video, and now you do it in flamingo videos. PLEASE STOP

    • @magic87ball13
      @magic87ball13 4 года назад +1

      AlienZGamer shut up self promoter

    • @jesus-gy9nk
      @jesus-gy9nk 4 года назад

      @@elusivepigeon71 I agree.

  • @Joenumber_2
    @Joenumber_2 4 года назад +165

    Albert: “this games called spookys house of jumpscares for a reason”
    Smiley face: *Jumps out and jumpscares him*
    Well his point is proven

  • @musescarlett
    @musescarlett 2 года назад

    It’s fun seeing Albert getting terrified by the same thing over and over but he has been chill with creeper stuff

  • @kiindaspooky
    @kiindaspooky 4 года назад +58

    no one:
    Albert: *gets jumpscared by smiley faces countless times*
    Also Albert: _˘ ³˘_

  • @MrClean-zd3rj
    @MrClean-zd3rj 4 года назад +198

    literary no one:
    albert every time a sign scares him: mchwa

    • @issy4LIFR
      @issy4LIFR 4 года назад

      MWA

    • @mjcjayden
      @mjcjayden 4 года назад +1

      OMG MR. CLEAN

    • @yellowtulips6522
      @yellowtulips6522 4 года назад

      Still cool.

    • @nsx5022
      @nsx5022 4 года назад

      @Cassandra Perry count to 5566 the number in that name obviously and your dad will still probably be at the store

    • @maya9294
      @maya9294 4 года назад

      Mr cleannnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • @meaton5366
    @meaton5366 4 года назад +60

    Albert: I don't care if it thouches me I don't care if it stabing me it's just how we survive around here in Florida

    • @Reaperguy67
      @Reaperguy67 4 года назад

      Im from florida myself as well. I hope that virus goes away.

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 4 года назад

      As a Floridian i can confirm this

  • @lamaalkhamayseh4851
    @lamaalkhamayseh4851 2 года назад +1

    I died for laughter LIKE HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS video and I am a fan

  • @harrietric9923
    @harrietric9923 4 года назад +41

    *everyone going past Paige's transition and not caring*
    *me trying to stop the video on the right time because if I went past it would give me anxiety if I just left it*

  • @AMGytmusic
    @AMGytmusic 4 года назад +182

    Albert: Says fricken
    Old Albertsstuff fans: Destiny has arrived.

    • @AMGytmusic
      @AMGytmusic 4 года назад +2

      @@a_frog529 if you are just gonna be negative, then go to another person who wants your bull, cuz I don't.

    • @AMGytmusic
      @AMGytmusic 4 года назад +2

      @@a_frog529 You are the one who told me I was an 11 year old wannabe, and said I don't have likes. I have more likes than your life is worth.

    • @AMGytmusic
      @AMGytmusic 4 года назад +2

      @@a_frog529 1, I won't shut up because I have an opinion, and two, alright I get it chill.

    • @zynniee3947
      @zynniee3947 4 года назад +2

      um, nobody else replied to this comment except you, are u good bro. do u need a therapist?

    • @vita._
      @vita._ 4 года назад +5

      @@zynniee3947 no, idk why but sometimes we can't see the replies and sometimes we can. Almond is pretty healthy i think

  • @emmajoe
    @emmajoe 4 года назад +41

    7:56 This is why the editors are the best! (I think that is Paige)

    • @sepinud9763
      @sepinud9763 4 года назад

      AlienZgamer

    • @Edgarz-ft5fb
      @Edgarz-ft5fb 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer no

    • @neilsland
      @neilsland 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer just stop we will not help you you’re BEGGING for subs and most kids watch flamingo so that little kids can (PROBABLY) see curse words and (maybe) violence.

  • @D0rit0s_Bag
    @D0rit0s_Bag 7 месяцев назад +1

    7:34
    “What does C and V stand for?”
    Albert: commit violence 🦅

  • @sophie2696
    @sophie2696 4 года назад +90

    Window breaking Reactions=
    Literally everybody: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
    Flamingo: "Hey! Fresh air brothers!"

  • @oblivion8726
    @oblivion8726 4 года назад +102

    Flamingo:”This game is really loud in my ears”
    Me: *turns volume all the way up*

    • @Hi-gr2sz
      @Hi-gr2sz 4 года назад +1

      BRO SAME

    • @iservedioyt4908
      @iservedioyt4908 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer yo i meet u soooo many times and with the same comment no offense

    • @yuh7066
      @yuh7066 4 года назад

      Your pfp is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

    • @redeye.spots112
      @redeye.spots112 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer u comment that a lot of times

    • @boobmaster
      @boobmaster 4 года назад

      Oblivion why did when I saw this I did it to

  • @grazy6070
    @grazy6070 4 года назад +33

    3:54 more worried about the spot in between your legs then the ankle

  • @drebel4bodypositivity336
    @drebel4bodypositivity336 3 года назад +3

    “A really freaking big house” Those words speak to me...

  • @Aloraxo
    @Aloraxo 4 года назад +47

    "My life is a endless pit of misery"
    Yes

  • @tatirochati211
    @tatirochati211 4 года назад +265

    Albert: kisses the smiley faces after they jumpscares albert.
    Felipe: why cant i get love ;-;
    Man, give felipe some love

    • @AsleepOli
      @AsleepOli 4 года назад +5

      Felipe's dead

    • @jeff-hd9og
      @jeff-hd9og 4 года назад +3

      Felipe died

    • @tatirochati211
      @tatirochati211 4 года назад +3

      @@jeff-hd9og legend says he is still alive and about to haunt albert

    • @kermtkxiwi_-3-936
      @kermtkxiwi_-3-936 4 года назад +1

      Am now

    • @tatirochati211
      @tatirochati211 4 года назад

      @Infinity Paradox why dont albert give him love when he was still alive

  • @allurvin6618
    @allurvin6618 4 года назад +80

    Girl: Come over
    Boy: Can’t I’m in quarantine
    Girl: My parents aren’t home
    Boy: *But they should be*

    • @powe6048
      @powe6048 4 года назад +5

      This actually made me smile and exhale most of these comments in this format just stupid

    • @allurvin6618
      @allurvin6618 4 года назад +1

      Darty lol thanks :)

    • @thatrandomsomeone5690
      @thatrandomsomeone5690 4 года назад +1

      Darty that is so true

    • @scrunchybean1727
      @scrunchybean1727 4 года назад

      Wasn’t that from Twitter

    • @allurvin6618
      @allurvin6618 4 года назад +1

      coldzephyrr_ I’m not saying I made it, I saw it on snap, and it wasn’t popular, just spreading it because I thought it was funny :)

  • @nathanstewart2393
    @nathanstewart2393 3 года назад +1

    Your screaming is gonna make my day

  • @mpqan
    @mpqan 4 года назад +229

    Albert: how have you been doing in quarantine?
    Me: *hasn’t been to school in months anyway*
    Edit: TY FOR THE LIKES I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

    • @Megan.1102
      @Megan.1102 4 года назад +2

      Been leaving the house a bit

    • @jhndoa5590
      @jhndoa5590 4 года назад +3

      I’ve been locked in my house on ages...

    • @AT0WAE
      @AT0WAE 4 года назад +3

      Wait you guys get to go outside?

    • @OhhThatMiddleChild
      @OhhThatMiddleChild 4 года назад +1

      @@AT0WAE ye even if im kid

    • @devious_dane
      @devious_dane 4 года назад +4

      Quarantine is pretty good, I don't gotta go to school for another 2 weeks.

  • @mister_dinosaur
    @mister_dinosaur 4 года назад +68

    Albert: gets jump scared
    Also Albert: Kisses his fears

  • @cxss1575
    @cxss1575 4 года назад +419

    Me: not scared of the jumpscare,
    Also me: Gets scared of the reaction from albert

  • @shibathegreat9437
    @shibathegreat9437 3 года назад +1

    Albert plays games but in roblox instead of the original and i LOVE it

  • @pleconix4985
    @pleconix4985 4 года назад +153

    *Creepy music starts playing* Albert: "Shut up" "shut your mouth"

  • @Ryan-cy7uh
    @Ryan-cy7uh 4 года назад +30

    Albert: "Leave a question"
    Me: "ok"

  • @slasherscrews
    @slasherscrews 4 года назад +58

    “Room 100! Or room 200!”
    Oh Albert...Have you ever played Spooky’s House Of Jumpscares? Well..You need to reach 1000.

    • @acceptabl5162
      @acceptabl5162 4 года назад +1

      Yes Ik hes a NOOB

    • @wolfsyncc
      @wolfsyncc 4 года назад

      @AlienZGamer no

    • @a-voided
      @a-voided 4 года назад +1

      Lol he still had a long way to go

    • @imaanxoxo6984
      @imaanxoxo6984 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer why u doing this on every one

  • @jaydenmotzer2161
    @jaydenmotzer2161 4 года назад +1

    I literally love Paige's editing
    edit: after i watched the end i saw the jumpscare at the end and got le mad >:(

  • @halomuffin5554
    @halomuffin5554 4 года назад +61

    In horror movies: *screams and freeze from jumpscares*
    Flam go: *kisses the scares* mwah

    • @iipeachyluv
      @iipeachyluv 4 года назад +2

      This is why Albert is wholesome

    • @halomuffin5554
      @halomuffin5554 4 года назад

      iipeachyluv yes

    • @Unknownn02
      @Unknownn02 4 года назад +1

      I’m just imagining a really scary thing jumpscaring albert and he go *mwah* and monster go teehee

    • @Unknownn02
      @Unknownn02 4 года назад +1

      Teehee ☺️
      👉👈

  • @zenvalo
    @zenvalo 4 года назад +73

    Albert: "how are you guys in quarantine?"
    me staying in my room all day depressed and laying in my pool of sweat: "Amazing"

    • @lolipuplz4870
      @lolipuplz4870 4 года назад

      If you have proof i will apologise

    • @Alex_ThePhrog
      @Alex_ThePhrog 4 года назад

      Fells bad man feels bad

    • @malstars
      @malstars 4 года назад

      Same idek y

    • @florrixal5864
      @florrixal5864 4 года назад

      OMG SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brodythedwarf8368
      @brodythedwarf8368 4 года назад

      I am building a dirt bike track soooooooooooooooooo ya

  • @lethargicdales3301
    @lethargicdales3301 4 года назад +33

    Albert: *making quarantine jokes*
    Me: *laughs awkwardly*

  • @user-vx6tm7mg5e
    @user-vx6tm7mg5e 4 года назад

    *good thing I watched this, I was not feeling laughter, BUT ALBERT made me laugh today :)*

  • @jakephilip3981
    @jakephilip3981 4 года назад +130

    You should make a video on this myth called “Cresterexity” His game is literally comparable to saintdas and ghlaxanes. It’s so detailed. I found him through saints list and the fact that he has a noteable myth rank on rm is really cool.

  • @zingypinkyvlogsfun8056
    @zingypinkyvlogsfun8056 4 года назад +136

    Albert: “Floor 161”
    Reality: Room 161
    😶

    • @alymiuu
      @alymiuu 4 года назад

      Yzze Martens 😂😂

    • @mqgix
      @mqgix 4 года назад +2

      @Yzze Martens its just a joke chill

    • @Whispangle
      @Whispangle 4 года назад +2

      @@mqgix So was his comment

    • @rbrand1098
      @rbrand1098 4 года назад

      Yzze Martens he’s not disrespecting him weirdo

    • @Whispangle
      @Whispangle 4 года назад +1

      @@rbrand1098 he was literally making a joke also

  • @donutharris7982
    @donutharris7982 4 года назад +38

    It's not the jumpscares that scare me, it's him gasping scaring me.

    • @alyssa116
      @alyssa116 4 года назад

      bro sameee

    • @charIaw
      @charIaw 4 года назад

      It’s him not understanding the mechanics of the enemies which scare me, he would be going through so much pain

  • @QuestionableExclamationPoint
    @QuestionableExclamationPoint 3 года назад +5

    10:42 that’s how you survive around here

  • @helena-nq7ui
    @helena-nq7ui 4 года назад +92

    No one:
    Albert after every jumpscare: AHHHH- oh wait.. mWaH

  • @ll-xg9hj
    @ll-xg9hj 4 года назад +137

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Albert: *kissing all noobs*

  • @oblivionplayz165
    @oblivionplayz165 4 года назад +30

    Idea: Go on Island Life and adopt a kid, but every time you leave and have the child alone, use a command to scare them, then when they call you, you don't believe them. Then toward the end you reveal you were the person doing it and kick them.

    • @theowoosh3926
      @theowoosh3926 4 года назад

      He has done that but without a child just with random people

    • @Just.J_
      @Just.J_ 4 года назад

      Great Idea Theme Park Masters

  • @nessawessa888
    @nessawessa888 4 года назад

    Thanks for that jump scare buster 🙂

  • @cloverclaw6020
    @cloverclaw6020 4 года назад +108

    Albert playing a scary game: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Me while watching him play: wow albert your such a scaredy cat
    Me playing the game: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*