Just take what i say at face value. In the past I could whistle and shout about how sexy a girl I see in the street is, and that could really be nothing but a sweet, sexy compliment. Nowadays: "are you objectifying me?" Darling, if I was objectifying you I'd get it on with you and imagine in my head that you were a pillow. 😤
As a personal advice for people that wanna know when to kiss a girl, the saying "you will know" is so fucking true! But when you get to that moment it's also the moment when you realize if you really like that girl of it's just lust that you feel. Because I was looking in this girl's eyes and every fiber in my body was telling me that this girl wanted a kiss, and that's when my brain kicked in, it started to analyze the situation and ask itself if the girl in front of me was worth my kiss. The answer was NO, so I gave her a friendly hug, left her with this confused look on her face like a clueless child that makes me smile even now, and left with no regrets. Because I knew who I was, what I wanted, how I wanted it, and at that moment I knew she was not the one, because if she was then everything be damned she would be mine by all means. So to all you shy guys out there, before wanting a girl to sleep with you and love you, make sure you become a person you yourself would love and sleep with. Because at that point you won't be asking yourself in your head "Will she sleep with me?", but instead "She will miss out on a lot if she weren't to sleep with me, but I'm fine either way!" and you will be surprised how much power and happiness that single realization gives you.
Costan Catalin-Rares The key is to marry the one you know you want to get married to, and then marry her, and then when you get married, the priest says "You may now kiss the bride" and that is when you know to give your first kiss.
"She will miss out on a lot if she weren't to sleep with me." That just makes you sound arrogant and conceded. Being happy with yourself and thinking you're so great that every girl would feel honored to be yours are two completely different things. There's accepting who you are and being confident in what you can deliver and being arrogant thinking "of course she will miss out on a lot with me" with you assuming she would want you later down the road.
You see I thought this was about English teachers fapping about how a drought is a representation of a man's divorce or lack of self worth or some bullshit... I am disappoint.
book : The flying lion enters the secret cave on top of the purple chocolate mountain... teacher : this succession of phrases shows the repetitive manner of the action performed... author : I LOVE WEED
Although people may laugh at the text "we can make our own movie, am I right?" I think that sort of message is important to send because it tells the woman what you want out of the relationship and helps prevent getting Friend zoned.
Try this situation: you receive a compliment, you reply it and compliment the person back, the person doesn't see it, disappears for almost one month, then see it and some days after it says "Hello. How are you?" And then I remember why I started hating texting
I somehow thought this was going to be about something along the lines of when your English teacher thinks there is a deep meaning behind a text, like when the main protagonist decided to cross the street instead of staying on the footpath or something and you think they are over analysing things... but this was funny too.
This just about sums up why i hate texting culture. It ruins any chances i can ever get. Phone calls are way better. One area where technology has screwed over people lol.
I swear, in the past guys my age would getting a girlfriend all the time. In my age the standards are much higher for guys, and *if you have to make every word you say sound like f-cking poetry to get a girlfriend you're going to have to be fake to keep this up, then I'm not sure I want to be in this relationship anyway. Thats my dilemma* 😤 *They tell people to 'be a man' but to be a real man you have to either conform to whatever society tell you to do (which i will never do because I've always been happiest following my heart and gut). or be an absolute devil's child and square up to every man you meet with a smart talk, which you will not be popular for. Today it is a dread to have an opinion, because everything you say about girls, politics and the meaning of life will get you socially shunned. 🤬 Why do you think people are becoming more introverted? Because it's easier than standing up to these issues, and some of us are actually happier for enjoying the world inside our heads rather than the world outside. *And FFS, society, i know youre getting smarter, but you dont need to spend your mental energy for the sake of it bu trying to find a problem with everything and everyone you come across. Make up your mind!* I am a serious extrovert, but I can't make any friends because basically anything worth talking about (eg: not the weather) is socially wrong. Friends who are not the "cool kids" never leave the house unless they are forced to, or if they are about to die from diabetes, because everyone *else* you meet in the streets is either crazy, boring (because of the former rule) or different parts of society each have a language, that if you don't speak in, are more likely to get judged. We claim to be more accepting, but now you have to be EXACTLY like the average human, (except for that nearly extinct occasion), otherwise you can't have friends. The only ones left who are not conforming are either crazy people, motional people or quiet and the people with an incompetent sense of confidence. I only have my gay friend, who is a nice guy but a) he's obsessed with masturbation, b) I feel like he's only hanging around me in a discreet crush (me) to friend-zone guy (him) manner. Yes, my friend had a crush in me. I still feel like he's holding out hopes. Anyway, I'm not very good with people because I'm calm, I'm relaxed and I'm extremely charismatic when it comes to family and loved ones. So what am I doing wrong? Ive tried everyth8ng you can thing of. Im a self-improving man, but i still dot feel like people hang around me because they like me. I want close friends, not ones that will abandon me as soon as I stop being exciting. Those aren't real friends. I feel like my school years have been a waste of my time. It's impossible to tell who your real friends are anymore. They dont want to stick around a guy who doesn't tell people what they want to hear, flatter them with lies and exaggerations and half-truths. Oh, what wonderful friendship. Truth. Ah, f-ck. Go ahead, rant, say I need to work on my social skills, tell me I need to work on my understanding of people and social she's, that I'm missing something. *I have tried EVERYTHING, and I do everything in the books that talk about charisma* *And people still want to talk about the last person who called them ugly, even though I have spent seven years in depression, and it took five years of social torment to actually realise I had anything. And I fixed it myself, no medicine, no prescription, just my raw mental strength and my will to go on. I'm still recovering fromt he final stages, but I'm just sad that this is what my generation has come to, where social expectations matter, where your inner voice, your real voice, no longer matters to society. Good Night, and thank you
just stop thinking, dont go too hard on stuff like "lets make our own movie" do fun conversation and if you feel the need to meet up ask her. if shes not into it she will tell you, if she says she doesnt have time, tell her its her turn to contact you next time, give her a winky face and stop texting her until she replies. Yay equality
Lol. If you're talking about me, I do that on purpose and I'm not attacking anyone's grammar. (In fact, grammar can be used for rhetoric effect - like in the title "Modern Educayshun.") When I talk about etiquette I'm referring to reactionary and behavioral cues in the social dynamics of the texters. Don't worry - I know you're probably younger and don't know any of that stuff.
*"It was a stairway to heaven"* -The stairway to heaven signifies that it was a transporter to this wondrous feeling! *"-No really, it was just a stairway to Heaven"*
I still have no idea how any of this shit works. I don't even know how I look to other people. Hell, I don't even know if what I say is socially acceptable half the time. I just kind of blurt whatever I think gets a response from folk.
This video speaks to something within me, that part of me that takes ten minutes to write a simple fucking text message
Michael Taylor pretty much yeah
John Dennis Yeah join the club! :-D
+John Dennis Took me 10 minutes just to write this.
+DaNyAaLcEc xD
Hi There xdddddd
Every time a text a girl i like ffs....
Ikr
Just take what i say at face value. In the past I could whistle and shout about how sexy a girl I see in the street is, and that could really be nothing but a sweet, sexy compliment.
Nowadays: "are you objectifying me?"
Darling, if I was objectifying you I'd get it on with you and imagine in my head that you were a pillow. 😤
Me, I'm just "who the hell are you and who gave you my number, go away"
this literally couldnt be more true
are planets lollies because i want to eat uranus?
veronica singen ooooooo veronica, ur welcome to come eat mine
Eric Cartman no thanks, girls with asses like mine don't talk to boys with faces like yours
veronica singen dont worry babe, dont feel inferior and think im out of your league ;)
veronica singen I can work with flat asses too
you sir are a god
Sad how this is basically our modern society...
We live in a society...
this is news to me
Adam S we live in a society
『Adrian』 CRAP YOU SAID IT ALREADY
You live in a concept? Interesting...
1:51 me the past week with my crush
I know the pain man,
J-HOOOOOOOOOOPE
I can't even get my crush's number
So accurate it fucking hurts
was anyone else rooting for him like I was?
damn he explained what a man thinkes about and does
As a personal advice for people that wanna know when to kiss a girl, the saying "you will know" is so fucking true! But when you get to that moment it's also the moment when you realize if you really like that girl of it's just lust that you feel. Because I was looking in this girl's eyes and every fiber in my body was telling me that this girl wanted a kiss, and that's when my brain kicked in, it started to analyze the situation and ask itself if the girl in front of me was worth my kiss. The answer was NO, so I gave her a friendly hug, left her with this confused look on her face like a clueless child that makes me smile even now, and left with no regrets. Because I knew who I was, what I wanted, how I wanted it, and at that moment I knew she was not the one, because if she was then everything be damned she would be mine by all means.
So to all you shy guys out there, before wanting a girl to sleep with you and love you, make sure you become a person you yourself would love and sleep with. Because at that point you won't be asking yourself in your head "Will she sleep with me?", but instead "She will miss out on a lot if she weren't to sleep with me, but I'm fine either way!" and you will be surprised how much power and happiness that single realization gives you.
Costan Catalin-Rares 100% dude, you've never told a lie!
Costan Catalin-Rares The key is to marry the one you know you want to get married to, and then marry her, and then when you get married, the priest says "You may now kiss the bride" and that is when you know to give your first kiss.
Costan Catalin-Rares Preach!
That's really so sweet :)
"She will miss out on a lot if she weren't to sleep with me." That just makes you sound arrogant and conceded. Being happy with yourself and thinking you're so great that every girl would feel honored to be yours are two completely different things. There's accepting who you are and being confident in what you can deliver and being arrogant thinking "of course she will miss out on a lot with me" with you assuming she would want you later down the road.
what a brilliant piece. you absolutely nailed it, this was a better love story then most hollywood movies. and so honest. love your work, thank you!
this is why texting isnt fun
dor i hate texting cuz i have impatience
its called neediness
dor that too
I hate texting sometimes
Funny and on point as always, Neel!
Wish I could see your show tonight. Have fun and break a leg!
Lebron James of texting lol!
You see I thought this was about English teachers fapping about how a drought is a representation of a man's divorce or lack of self worth or some bullshit...
I am disappoint.
Me too. :(
Dank memes and laser beams same. I was expecting something about blue curtains representing a character's sadness.
book : The flying lion enters the secret cave on top of the purple chocolate mountain...
teacher : this succession of phrases shows the repetitive manner of the action performed...
author : I LOVE WEED
Same but it's still funny
I have watched this over 10 times already, just cannot believe how true this is.
I hate how true this is.
Neel, you're a champion who speaks for our generation.
When he sent the 'Hey' text, I got a message.
Please do a standup show in the Netherlands
alter3go mee eens
I feel you mate
priceless video about the most awkward truth! a clear win!
3rd October... yeah, i'll be sure to keep that in mind
+mythology2467 scratch that, i missed it
I just discovered this channel 5 videos ago and you've had be dying the entire time
Although people may laugh at the text "we can make our own movie, am I right?" I think that sort of message is important to send because it tells the woman what you want out of the relationship and helps prevent getting Friend zoned.
Haha yeah, but it also says you want to make a porno and stick it on the internet. A bit beyond friend zone there.
Neel, please do VCE or HSC students and subjects stereotypes for one of your videos.
That lolly joke at the beginning was classic
i actually refuse to text my friends. I'll call them everytime we need to talk. I always look into texts in the most negative way
This whole thing gave me anxiety from another planet.
Try this situation: you receive a compliment, you reply it and compliment the person back, the person doesn't see it, disappears for almost one month, then see it and some days after it says "Hello. How are you?"
And then I remember why I started hating texting
2 hours later for me is a message from fb for a game request, I never get txts back lol
And this is why I go for guys much older than me.
There is something to be had in an older, confident, experienced guy.
Is this based on real events neal? :)
That moment when you finally recognise all the locations of a neel vid
I somehow thought this was going to be about something along the lines of when your English teacher thinks there is a deep meaning behind a text, like when the main protagonist decided to cross the street instead of staying on the footpath or something and you think they are over analysing things...
but this was funny too.
yup, every time....
I love these videos man
Hey Neel Awesome Vid like always
omg i love this video and this awesome new discovery of my favorite youtubue channel!!!
"Are planets lollies? Cuz I wanna eat uranus." ISTG I LOST IT FROM THERE ONWARDS AHAHAHAHAH
You can jump off Como Bridge and still survive (depending on how you jump)
Please do a part 2!!!
Was that Como bridge?
Tom Hayward Fuck yeah it was!
I was going to ask the same thing lol
Fav youtuber his videos are soo real
Ohh crap.
Too accurate.
This just about sums up why i hate texting culture. It ruins any chances i can ever get. Phone calls are way better. One area where technology has screwed over people lol.
or you know, find a girl who doesn't play shitty games
Not last!
I swear, in the past guys my age would getting a girlfriend all the time. In my age the standards are much higher for guys, and *if you have to make every word you say sound like f-cking poetry to get a girlfriend you're going to have to be fake to keep this up, then I'm not sure I want to be in this relationship anyway. Thats my dilemma* 😤 *They tell people to 'be a man' but to be a real man you have to either conform to whatever society tell you to do (which i will never do because I've always been happiest following my heart and gut). or be an absolute devil's child and square up to every man you meet with a smart talk, which you will not be popular for. Today it is a dread to have an opinion, because everything you say about girls, politics and the meaning of life will get you socially shunned. 🤬
Why do you think people are becoming more introverted? Because it's easier than standing up to these issues, and some of us are actually happier for enjoying the world inside our heads rather than the world outside.
*And FFS, society, i know youre getting smarter, but you dont need to spend your mental energy for the sake of it bu trying to find a problem with everything and everyone you come across. Make up your mind!*
I am a serious extrovert, but I can't make any friends because basically anything worth talking about (eg: not the weather) is socially wrong. Friends who are not the "cool kids" never leave the house unless they are forced to, or if they are about to die from diabetes, because everyone *else* you meet in the streets is either crazy, boring (because of the former rule) or different parts of society each have a language, that if you don't speak in, are more likely to get judged. We claim to be more accepting, but now you have to be EXACTLY like the average human, (except for that nearly extinct occasion), otherwise you can't have friends. The only ones left who are not conforming are either crazy people, motional people or quiet and the people with an incompetent sense of confidence.
I only have my gay friend, who is a nice guy but a) he's obsessed with masturbation, b) I feel like he's only hanging around me in a discreet crush (me) to friend-zone guy (him) manner. Yes, my friend had a crush in me. I still feel like he's holding out hopes. Anyway, I'm not very good with people because I'm calm, I'm relaxed and I'm extremely charismatic when it comes to family and loved ones. So what am I doing wrong? Ive tried everyth8ng you can thing of. Im a self-improving man, but i still dot feel like people hang around me because they like me. I want close friends, not ones that will abandon me as soon as I stop being exciting. Those aren't real friends. I feel like my school years have been a waste of my time. It's impossible to tell who your real friends are anymore. They dont want to stick around a guy who doesn't tell people what they want to hear, flatter them with lies and exaggerations and half-truths. Oh, what wonderful friendship. Truth. Ah, f-ck.
Go ahead, rant, say I need to work on my social skills, tell me I need to work on my understanding of people and social she's, that I'm missing something.
*I have tried EVERYTHING, and I do everything in the books that talk about charisma*
*And people still want to talk about the last person who called them ugly, even though I have spent seven years in depression, and it took five years of social torment to actually realise I had anything. And I fixed it myself, no medicine, no prescription, just my raw mental strength and my will to go on. I'm still recovering fromt he final stages, but I'm just sad that this is what my generation has come to, where social expectations matter, where your inner voice, your real voice, no longer matters to society. Good Night, and thank you
You're welcome
Sounds like you should find some like-minded people. A club. A cause.
Is that bridge come bridge because it is right were I live and that looks exactly like it
Definitely Como bridge!
this is why I love having a girlfriend. no over analytical bullshit.
Story of my life
this speaks to me
Lol i subbed after watching this piece of art
What the fuck does "xx" mean. I've never seen that before.
mizakzee xx = kiss kiss. xox = kiss hug kiss.
mizakzee seriously have you been living under a rock for the last, oh lets say, 2.5 decades?
Thatissojordy777 No I just haven't seen it used in text messages yet.
***** Well not enough to get the "xx", I'm more of the "what are you wearing" kind of guy.
mizakzee Probably why you haven't got the "xx" before. :^)
Sometimes you just have to think about it less!!
love you man
good shit
You miss the part where they pretend to be busy and deliberately reply back late
If you disliked this then you obviously never texted a chick in your life
this is so tru
2:00 sooo true !
This video is foreshadowing my future future I enter the dating world. Brace for impact.
what music is he using
i need to know
i want it
Oh god, I need some of your lighthearted comedy stuff, the privilege game just broke me
Don't ask me why, but the notification sound at 2:06 actually got me alert like it was on my phone😂
just stop thinking, dont go too hard on stuff like "lets make our own movie" do fun conversation and if you feel the need to meet up ask her. if shes not into it she will tell you, if she says she doesnt have time, tell her its her turn to contact you next time, give her a winky face and stop texting her until she replies. Yay equality
What did the last text say??
OMG THIS IS SOOO ME 🙌🏻😹😹😹😹
HOLLY!!
True af
damn...this is accurate
Hey Neel do you live around the Como area?
I call people though...
Was the last scene filmed at Como in Sydney?
I hate texting this is why
Love the cheesy music ... and thd script of course.
I feel this but with every text i send
Genius again
"How is your day going?" It's bulletproof.
yoooo is this at como pleasure grounds? I'd recognize that bridge neel was standing on anywheree
If you're over 16 and your texting etiquette is this bad I just wanted to let you know you should work on that. lol
uppercase L in Lol ** You know the feeling when someone bashes a man for his grammar and you find a typo while reading it..
Lol. If you're talking about me, I do that on purpose and I'm not attacking anyone's grammar. (In fact, grammar can be used for rhetoric effect - like in the title "Modern Educayshun.") When I talk about etiquette I'm referring to reactionary and behavioral cues in the social dynamics of the texters. Don't worry - I know you're probably younger and don't know any of that stuff.
Andrew Rice im 15 its ok
@@dna7767 U dumb since when was grammar a part of texting etiquette?
@@samjoshi1812 u what
ayy i go past como bridge everyday
holy shit is that como bridge
someone actually jumped from it and died
same hear
Same.
perfect
*"It was a stairway to heaven"*
-The stairway to heaven signifies that it was a transporter to this wondrous feeling!
*"-No really, it was just a stairway to Heaven"*
Is that Como-Oatley bridge
please come to fucking Tassie!!
I still have no idea how any of this shit works. I don't even know how I look to other people. Hell, I don't even know if what I say is socially acceptable half the time. I just kind of blurt whatever I think gets a response from folk.
Do people actually do that? Like not like that... but like in general? I hope they do cuz that'd be funny.
Cuz, I don't do that thingy with the texts in the video. I just meant that it would be funny if other, normal people did that.
Yes. I do that....
this is so me when it comes to messaging girls haha
Lov you babe
This is so me lmaoooooooo
Sydney show?
what does "caned" mean?
keen*
Normal english : being hit with a cane.
Slang : being on drugs.
this guy is so clever
I can't lie i do over analyse some text i can relate
haha this was so awesome
AHAHA this is SO TRU
Como bridge represent
this made my day lol