As someone who plays Salmon Run pretty often, it's funny to see him be the reason why some of the shifts failed, like when he was trying to hope and pray someone goes to the Slammin Lid he's sitting on to be revived. It's like he's trying to throw LMAOOO
I'm new to splatoon, so I'm sure there's been people who have already had this revelation, but the really fascinating thing to me about Putz is that he's pretty much the antithesis of what splatoon stands for. Like, -Teamwork: Absolutely not. There is nothing about this man that says "cooperation". From his perspective, it is always someone else's fault, the blame always falls to other people, and the game's whole theme of working with others, even in hero mode, is completely lost on him. -Self-expression: This isn't the end-all be-all of the game, but the fact that he disregards the customization (that the team must have worked their asses off to make) as "eye-candy shit" is... really sad, to me. Self-expression is such a massive part of this game, from the splashtags to the lockers to the clothes you wear. Even if you chose to go the utilitarian route, shitting on the self-expression of others does nothing but make you bitter. Which leads to my last point: -Joy. Splatoon is nothing like other shooters. You don't fire bullets, you fire ink, and if you get splatted your soul just pops out of a box and gets ready to keep playing! How fun is that! How whimsical! You do silly poses at the end of a match, you hear ocean puns everywhere you go, you have a whole community of skilled artists in the plaza and social media, and skilled competitors who make guides to pull the little guys up, and what is Putz known for? Nothing but his rage. The joy of splatoon is lost on him and his downward spiral of bitter man-childness. It's like a sunk-cost fallacy playing out in real time. He's spent so much time being miserable that putting the game down and walking away would make everything he's done pointless, so he keeps spiraling. And it seems like it's getting to him, if these latest videos are anything to go by. He doesn't shout as much, he doesn't slam his desk, but it isn't because he's getting better or happier. He's burning himself out. God, fuck a sunk-cost, this is just a car crash, and I can't look away.
Love how putz is always quick to blame randoms instead of asking what they could have done to help. If you're really serious about your rank you'd be working with friends or teams in vc. All that said some of the best sessions in salmon run I've had is with randoms and I'm thankful to them for the memories (and for tolerating my tired old ass).
fr dude, the best game of salmon run i've ever had was with randoms, it was amazing how in sync we all were! also just based off of these videos(which i know isn't really a good gauge on how he is offline but still), I really wouldn't be surprised if his friends refused to play with him, if he has any
@@Reunettue yeah definitely. I just came off splatoon 3 and admittedly I didn't have the best luck with randoms but I'm not ignoring the fact I wasn't is the best state either (booze and salmonids is an interesting mix). But I had fun with the randoms I got and I hope they had fun too! Mini rant here. I am sick and tired of the fear mongering randoms get. Like come on, they're trying their best. Yes it sucks to get demoted or lose rank but they are trying. I may be profreshonal+1 on average and trying to use more advanced methods, but I remember where I came from! And I remember how it felt when I'd get ditched just because I was new. I may only be profreshonal+1 but I am willing to stick around to help others to the best of my ability. And to have fun because my god nothing beats a celebratory booyabomb.
@@Cyndikate_ theres a good chance it is acting, since it is his job and people watch him for his anger, it just sounds exhausting to be that way every day
I like how his banner is still the first banner in the game just to show that he shares exact same brain cell of a beginner who complains over a game even tho he sucks
Wonder when he will realize HES one of the randoms we (and he) hate to get matched with lol Also a lot of these randoms mistakes are actual human mistakes (missing or being just out of reach of the basket) which is frustrating, but as a team. As in, when this happens to me I'm frustrated for my team. Not AT my teammate. Also for the rainmaker... They're stuck in back lines... Cause they're PLAYING 3V4 cause you keep dying on them. You effectively eliminated yourself from the match, making it harder on your team.
Exactly! That's my question why didn't he run towards a teammate? Literally the odds of them getting him revived while on the slammlid is very VERY low like they'd have to toss a bomb and probably miss the shot just a bit
literally like was he thinking they'd just snap their next shot straight onto him while theyre fighting for their lives?? i can never tell what hes expecting to happen
@@eigengraul yep definitely! All the ink they use to try and get him could be used to kill salmonoids attached to themselves so they can live and get away scottfree
It's incredibly funny how he complains about others yet he plays with barely any coordination to it's teammates and feels entitled to be treated with priority. I also enjoy how his tactics consist in frequently jumping into a fight, up close, against several enemies, with no one to backup, like yeah no wonder how frequently you get splatted if you headfirst without thinking. Also maintaining a distance can give a chance to wipeout or get an advantage in most modes, speeding through only makes your team be at disadvantage.
21:55 thanks for sharing the replay code putz KEKW anyways ok the first thing I’m noticing from this game is that ilya (tri-stringer) is actually putting a LOT of pressure on the enemy team throughout this game, especially since the nautilus can’t reach her platform from mid. The same nautilus got like 3 or 4 kills on putz for completely free since he didn’t even bother trying to sneak up LMAO
19:42 the mini and tri-stringer have been busy pinning down/ splatting enemies on the left side of mid, and putz gets the rainmaker and IMMEDIATELY sprints to the right side. and then he gets mad at them for not shooting at the players who splatted him on the right??? bro. maybe read the room
I feel like these randoms in ranked mode tend to look at their team comp at the start of the round and decide what they ought to be doing, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the tri-stringer looked at the mini, carbon deco, and clash blaster and decided “oh looks like I get to carry rainmaker this round.” Also, doesn’t ranked mode try to matchmake your teammates to get a decent mix of weapons? If so, why does putz keep bringing in more slayer-y weapons if he wants to carry the rainmaker so badly?? Wouldn’t that broadly lead to him ending up in teams with a player MORE SUITED to the role of rainmaker?
Man legit blames his team for not playing the game,such as yelling at charges/bow to move up. but yet he gets 0 kills, 11 deaths, and 0 special uses. He says he never gets the team, but the team never gets him. So unbelieveable.
Wow, even Putzy is also failing at Salmon Run and I thought I had it bad enough when the Chum, Cohocks, Smallfrys and Boss Salmonids are juggling me in SR. Also, that moment when Putz had his respawn on the Slamin' Lid was hilarious, like as if anyone could reach him to revive him. ^_^
Bro I cant believe he called Nintendo AGAIN. I feel so bad for the guy behind the line. He's just trying to be calm and reasonable (and to get a paycheck) but he's gotta deal with people like this.
The fact that this dude thinks someone’s gonna revive him when he’s sticking to the top of the slammin lid and STILL blamed his team 💀 Fun tip: If you see a Maws ring on the fish stick, just jump. Jumping and dying after jumping off is better than dying to maws and staying on the stick mainly for accessibility. For me it’s like “act first, ask questions later.” I throw more f bombs than I throw splat bombs, but this is too much content gold.
I've learned that if you're on a fish stick and the maws rings appear, paint the ground (if you can with the weapon you've been given) and swim to the side. I don't get eaten nearly as often as I used to
I would love to see Putz guest star on an episode of Splatoon 3 with Chuggaaconroy, of and when he gets to that LP, like he's legit the antithesis of Chuggaa and if he's willing to shut up for 5 minutes, might actually learn something.
The fact that for several streams he bitched about not being able to get an XTRA wave and when he finally did (and WON) he was still mad about it. 😮💨 The more things change, the more they stay the same I guess.
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LOOOOOOL Dude, watching this clip is funny scuffed cause he's just spamming help. How is he in Eggsecutive. I get matches where Nintendo boots people mid match, and I get sent down to Pro 1 cause of it, and this guy doesn't get sent back at all
It really annoys me when putz is screaming at someone because most of the time ITS HIS FAULT ffs! Mostly it’s him feeding and thinking he’s gonna do something, baffling how he’s S+ lol
@@NeverTrump2024and if you have YOUR current mentality, you don't need to be on PlayStation. YOU NEED to be on Xbox, AND XBOX ALONE! Xbox is the only console, if not the ONLY gaming platform where rank is actually relevant. And Xbox isn't as strict on that as they used to, since the Xbox 360.
In the last season i was kinda like putz when i tryt to become S+ because when i got S i got a lot of losses but eventualy i got S+ and now i dont really care if i win or lose
@@splatzalcon thats why i was kinda like putz because i wanted to become S+ before the season ended cause i only had a few days left and i knew i woud go down a rank and it was already tough enough to get to S and now that i became S+ i got the gold rank badge and now i dont care if i go down to c again i reached my goal
4:18 what did he expect to happen sitting on top of the slammin lid like that- they technically HAD the eggs to make quota but putz wouldn’t get his ass down to be revived and help 🤦🏾♂️
Bruh, this video is gold. If being a Twitch sub entails him calling Nintendo, then that's crazy. He's the Poofesure of Splatoon 3. Also, how is this dude in Eggsecutive? When I try to get to it, I get to Pro 3 and get sent back down Pro 1 cause people disconnect and servers being terrible like that's crazy.
That's disrespectful to Poof; he may yell and stuff but at least he's good at what he plays a lot. Putz has been playing this series pretty much since the beginning and remains stagnant in his strats.
13:56 Putz: Holy **** you (naughty word) were never relevant in that match even one time in the whole match! Results: He's bottom of his team with 3 kills and 11 deaths, no special use at all. Teammates: Each member has 8 kills or more and used their specials at least twice each But they're the reason you lost Putz. Makes sense.
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As someone who plays Salmon Run pretty often, it's funny to see him be the reason why some of the shifts failed, like when he was trying to hope and pray someone goes to the Slammin Lid he's sitting on to be revived. It's like he's trying to throw LMAOOO
Glad someone new is carrying the torch of posting Putz' rage complications.
I'm new to splatoon, so I'm sure there's been people who have already had this revelation, but the really fascinating thing to me about Putz is that he's pretty much the antithesis of what splatoon stands for. Like,
-Teamwork: Absolutely not. There is nothing about this man that says "cooperation". From his perspective, it is always someone else's fault, the blame always falls to other people, and the game's whole theme of working with others, even in hero mode, is completely lost on him.
-Self-expression: This isn't the end-all be-all of the game, but the fact that he disregards the customization (that the team must have worked their asses off to make) as "eye-candy shit" is... really sad, to me. Self-expression is such a massive part of this game, from the splashtags to the lockers to the clothes you wear. Even if you chose to go the utilitarian route, shitting on the self-expression of others does nothing but make you bitter. Which leads to my last point:
-Joy. Splatoon is nothing like other shooters. You don't fire bullets, you fire ink, and if you get splatted your soul just pops out of a box and gets ready to keep playing! How fun is that! How whimsical! You do silly poses at the end of a match, you hear ocean puns everywhere you go, you have a whole community of skilled artists in the plaza and social media, and skilled competitors who make guides to pull the little guys up, and what is Putz known for? Nothing but his rage. The joy of splatoon is lost on him and his downward spiral of bitter man-childness.
It's like a sunk-cost fallacy playing out in real time. He's spent so much time being miserable that putting the game down and walking away would make everything he's done pointless, so he keeps spiraling. And it seems like it's getting to him, if these latest videos are anything to go by. He doesn't shout as much, he doesn't slam his desk, but it isn't because he's getting better or happier. He's burning himself out. God, fuck a sunk-cost, this is just a car crash, and I can't look away.
As someone who had my raging moments and anger issues, I agree with this
6:45...
@@LegomasterYT830 thank you that's a good point
It's sad, really.
so, if the game is about being fresh, does that make Puz12 _Stale?_
Love how putz is always quick to blame randoms instead of asking what they could have done to help. If you're really serious about your rank you'd be working with friends or teams in vc. All that said some of the best sessions in salmon run I've had is with randoms and I'm thankful to them for the memories (and for tolerating my tired old ass).
fr dude, the best game of salmon run i've ever had was with randoms, it was amazing how in sync we all were!
also just based off of these videos(which i know isn't really a good gauge on how he is offline but still), I really wouldn't be surprised if his friends refused to play with him, if he has any
@@Reunettue yeah definitely. I just came off splatoon 3 and admittedly I didn't have the best luck with randoms but I'm not ignoring the fact I wasn't is the best state either (booze and salmonids is an interesting mix). But I had fun with the randoms I got and I hope they had fun too!
Mini rant here. I am sick and tired of the fear mongering randoms get. Like come on, they're trying their best. Yes it sucks to get demoted or lose rank but they are trying. I may be profreshonal+1 on average and trying to use more advanced methods, but I remember where I came from! And I remember how it felt when I'd get ditched just because I was new. I may only be profreshonal+1 but I am willing to stick around to help others to the best of my ability.
And to have fun because my god nothing beats a celebratory booyabomb.
Bro… I swear I keep finding you everywhere I go
When you find that perfect team, it's tragic when the maps update 😔
How has he gone so many years thinking he isnt the problem??????? It blows my mind
Cuz he has no self awareness
@@poopww5378 Exactly.
Are u sure he isn’t acting?
@@Cyndikate_ theres a good chance it is acting, since it is his job and people watch him for his anger, it just sounds exhausting to be that way every day
@Mythologi good point. But If so how is he acting and raging? That's so improbable...
I like how his banner is still the first banner in the game just to show that he shares exact same brain cell of a beginner who complains over a game even tho he sucks
apparently he doesnt change his splashtag because “he doesn’t care about that eye candy shit”
That is so perfect
@@yggdrasilsaltar Isn’t the whole game eye Candy?
@@mysryuza right like half of the game is just customization 😭
@@yggdrasilsaltar i can't imagine a splatoon player that cares about wins and ONLY wins. sometimes you gotta look fresh man smh
Is he aware that filing reports just because he's angry is against community guidelines
Nope!
He’s probably just bluffing
@@xxhopexx2002 Knowing him I doubt that
@@hikaru9624 i see you everywhere lol
Nope :>
Not him screaming “Stop stealing MY RAINMAKER” 😭
Wonder when he will realize HES one of the randoms we (and he) hate to get matched with lol
Also a lot of these randoms mistakes are actual human mistakes (missing or being just out of reach of the basket) which is frustrating, but as a team. As in, when this happens to me I'm frustrated for my team. Not AT my teammate.
Also for the rainmaker... They're stuck in back lines... Cause they're PLAYING 3V4 cause you keep dying on them. You effectively eliminated yourself from the match, making it harder on your team.
4:17 why wouldn’t he get off the slammin lid and go to his teammates💀
even if he would’ve died he could’ve gone down and put an egg in at least
Exactly! That's my question why didn't he run towards a teammate? Literally the odds of them getting him revived while on the slammlid is very VERY low like they'd have to toss a bomb and probably miss the shot just a bit
literally like was he thinking they'd just snap their next shot straight onto him while theyre fighting for their lives?? i can never tell what hes expecting to happen
@@eigengraul yep definitely! All the ink they use to try and get him could be used to kill salmonoids attached to themselves so they can live and get away scottfree
Right?! That what I said!
It's incredibly funny how he complains about others yet he plays with barely any coordination to it's teammates and feels entitled to be treated with priority. I also enjoy how his tactics consist in frequently jumping into a fight, up close, against several enemies, with no one to backup, like yeah no wonder how frequently you get splatted if you headfirst without thinking. Also maintaining a distance can give a chance to wipeout or get an advantage in most modes, speeding through only makes your team be at disadvantage.
21:55 thanks for sharing the replay code putz KEKW anyways
ok the first thing I’m noticing from this game is that ilya (tri-stringer) is actually putting a LOT of pressure on the enemy team throughout this game, especially since the nautilus can’t reach her platform from mid. The same nautilus got like 3 or 4 kills on putz for completely free since he didn’t even bother trying to sneak up LMAO
19:42 the mini and tri-stringer have been busy pinning down/ splatting enemies on the left side of mid, and putz gets the rainmaker and IMMEDIATELY sprints to the right side. and then he gets mad at them for not shooting at the players who splatted him on the right??? bro. maybe read the room
I feel like these randoms in ranked mode tend to look at their team comp at the start of the round and decide what they ought to be doing, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the tri-stringer looked at the mini, carbon deco, and clash blaster and decided “oh looks like I get to carry rainmaker this round.”
Also, doesn’t ranked mode try to matchmake your teammates to get a decent mix of weapons? If so, why does putz keep bringing in more slayer-y weapons if he wants to carry the rainmaker so badly?? Wouldn’t that broadly lead to him ending up in teams with a player MORE SUITED to the role of rainmaker?
14:08 I was “MOVE TF UP”
Nice 👍
I'm honestly surprised he managed to get t Eggsecutive VP
Man legit blames his team for not playing the game,such as yelling at charges/bow to move up. but yet he gets 0 kills, 11 deaths, and 0 special uses. He says he never gets the team, but the team never gets him. So unbelieveable.
Dies on fish stick to maws:
Stays on slammin lid spamming help:
Doesnt get revived: This team is garbage
Wow, even Putzy is also failing at Salmon Run and I thought I had it bad enough when the Chum, Cohocks, Smallfrys and Boss Salmonids are juggling me in SR. Also, that moment when Putz had his respawn on the Slamin' Lid was hilarious, like as if anyone could reach him to revive him. ^_^
Nowadays Putz seems to rage less, and by less I mean no fist banging on his desk and no no signals. At most now he screams and curses
Ikr like it’s less funny to me because of it. Putz Dropped Hard.
its moreso that he physically cant since his desk is higher up compared to how it used to be
Bro I cant believe he called Nintendo AGAIN. I feel so bad for the guy behind the line. He's just trying to be calm and reasonable (and to get a paycheck) but he's gotta deal with people like this.
He behaves like a toddler in Rainmaker. You take his toy away and he starts screaming.
Grizzco should ban this man from playing Salmon Run.
Fr, even Mr Grizz don't wanna deal with him 😭
The fact that this dude thinks someone’s gonna revive him when he’s sticking to the top of the slammin lid and STILL blamed his team 💀
Fun tip: If you see a Maws ring on the fish stick, just jump. Jumping and dying after jumping off is better than dying to maws and staying on the stick mainly for accessibility. For me it’s like “act first, ask questions later.”
I throw more f bombs than I throw splat bombs, but this is too much content gold.
I've learned that if you're on a fish stick and the maws rings appear, paint the ground (if you can with the weapon you've been given) and swim to the side. I don't get eaten nearly as often as I used to
Nice joke!
9:06 BRUH putz is reporting someone bc they MISSED the basket
at around 3:35 i think he is unaware of being able to bank an egg on a crab lol
Learned this during big run, just out of curiosity if that'd work lol. Saved us the wave.
I didn't actually know you could do that aha, good to know!
Good tip
I would love to see Putz guest star on an episode of Splatoon 3 with Chuggaaconroy, of and when he gets to that LP, like he's legit the antithesis of Chuggaa and if he's willing to shut up for 5 minutes, might actually learn something.
19:00 Aren‘t Support/Backliners suppose to take the Rainmaker instead of Slayers? (I know there are exceptions but I mean normally)
He doesn't know
Yeah, I’m most cases that’s the good thing to do while slayers are meant to protect and clear a path for them.
Thanks for the information. I always that it was who was near the rainmaker.
@@ArlandFludd1982 At lower ranks that’s usually the case.
The fact that for several streams he bitched about not being able to get an XTRA wave and when he finally did (and WON) he was still mad about it. 😮💨 The more things change, the more they stay the same I guess.
6:18 hey thats me! i do not know how to lobby snipe but im so glad i pissed him off lol
🙄 he just never learns, does he?
Putz12 yells at his team for not moving up but when putz does he just dies 😂😂
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Thank you very much! I appreciate it. 😎
LOOOOL I WAS THE GUY OAT 4:50
NO WONDER WE LOST
Dude was only able to get 4 eggs. Tf is he getting on your case for?
ik right? he blames us for only killing bosses and not reviving him when all he does is rush head first into bosses and does stuff like... that.
LOOOOOOL Dude, watching this clip is funny scuffed cause he's just spamming help. How is he in Eggsecutive. I get matches where Nintendo boots people mid match, and I get sent down to Pro 1 cause of it, and this guy doesn't get sent back at all
fully developed man
More like developed man child
It really annoys me when putz is screaming at someone because most of the time ITS HIS FAULT ffs! Mostly it’s him feeding and thinking he’s gonna do something, baffling how he’s S+ lol
LMFAO BRO CALLED NINTENDO AGAIN
i’m never gonna understand how he’s s rank/eggsecutive vp with the way he plays, but i’m not ]’:
26:53
Is that Putz's first table bang in Splatoon 3?
13:12 perfect timing lol.
This dude never chills does he😔 when he’s gonna learn it’s about having fun not because of like the ranking of the game
That is the mentality that breeds scrubs. “Fun” is a buzzword that noobs use when they don’t want to admit they suck.
@@NeverTrump2024 it’s a kids game 💀
@@NeverTrump2024 It's literally a cute game about squid kids shooting eachother with multicolored ink from guns. Calm down.
@@NeverTrump2024and if you have YOUR current mentality, you don't need to be on PlayStation. YOU NEED to be on Xbox, AND XBOX ALONE! Xbox is the only console, if not the ONLY gaming platform where rank is actually relevant. And Xbox isn't as strict on that as they used to, since the Xbox 360.
He clearly can't handle eggvp hazard, can he?
In the last season i was kinda like putz when i tryt to become S+ because when i got S i got a lot of losses but eventualy i got S+ and now i dont really care if i win or lose
@@splatzalcon thats why i was kinda like putz because i wanted to become S+ before the season ended cause i only had a few days left and i knew i woud go down a rank
and it was already tough enough to get to S and now that i became S+ i got the gold rank badge and now i dont care if i go down to c again
i reached my goal
4:18 what did he expect to happen sitting on top of the slammin lid like that- they technically HAD the eggs to make quota but putz wouldn’t get his ass down to be revived and help 🤦🏾♂️
You are legendary man keep it up
Why is this guy S+?!? Sure he has pretty good aim but he has no teamwork, positioning, & planning. He must've called Nintendo lol!
MOVE!!! UP!!!
I'd like to see this guy talk to the Nintendo manager lmao
11:20 never under estimate ur team ever agian putz
Bruh, this video is gold. If being a Twitch sub entails him calling Nintendo, then that's crazy. He's the Poofesure of Splatoon 3. Also, how is this dude in Eggsecutive? When I try to get to it, I get to Pro 3 and get sent back down Pro 1 cause people disconnect and servers being terrible like that's crazy.
That's disrespectful to Poof; he may yell and stuff but at least he's good at what he plays a lot. Putz has been playing this series pretty much since the beginning and remains stagnant in his strats.
@Demie I mean, there are some games where he acts like he's good but isn't, but I meant more of how he yells. But most of the time, he does decently.
2:59 Putz12: Haha fk you Nintendo
6:55 Nintendo: No you
8:46 gotta be the biggest L ive ever seen 💀
4:47 Wow, just, just wow
11:26, I was this match against him, won by 2 points. Idk why he always thinks rushing RM is a good move, which in my option is not lmao.
13:56
Putz: Holy **** you (naughty word) were never relevant in that match even one time in the whole match!
Results: He's bottom of his team with 3 kills and 11 deaths, no special use at all. Teammates: Each member has 8 kills or more and used their specials at least twice each
But they're the reason you lost Putz. Makes sense.
The funniest thing is he has sucked since Splatoon 1, has never improved. Doesn't learn
It’s almost as if shouting at a screen doesn’t do shit lol
Awesome like always dude!!
Why not bloody go after the flyfish and stingers etc. your bloody self?? He literally does nothing to contribute and wonders why they fail 🙄
WAIT THERE'S MORE?! PUTZ IS'NT FINISHED YET!
Putz rly needs to change his banner and put badges because it looks dull
I mean, I think it fits him. If he's gonna play like a new player, better look like a new player.
I encounter putz12 in the match in splatoon 3
34:38 That's me, getting a gift sub on his channel! I gave it back cause no thanks lol
idk man if you really wanna get support while carrying the rainmaker, THEN MAYBE TRY TO DO THE SUPPORTING INSTEAD??????
This guy thinks he's the main character, he'd never actually support his teammates
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