31 Times Dr. Bob Kelso From "Scrubs" Had No Chill At All

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024
  • What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
    Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 31 Times Dr. Bob Kelso From "Scrubs" Had No Chill At All. Dr. Bob Kelso is rude, shrill, sarcastic, but most of all, he's absolutely hysterical. In fact, his own sarcasm and cynicism may rival that of Dr. Cox's. However, despite his nonchalant and devil-may-care attitude, there's secretly a wonderful person inside of Kelso. It's just buried inside a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling.
    What was your favorite Dr. Kelso quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!
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  • @ShayCat
    @ShayCat 5 лет назад +926

    Kelso: "40 million, son. Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore to get that high score? People died!"

    • @kutlwanomere2138
      @kutlwanomere2138 4 года назад +43

      Totally forgot about that one.. Deserved to be on the list

    • @Hbtl_markie
      @Hbtl_markie 3 года назад +4

      Lmfaooo 😹😹😹😹

    • @Storytime4now6767
      @Storytime4now6767 2 года назад +1

      What episode is that

    • @sleeplessknight00
      @sleeplessknight00 2 года назад +2

      I love that one!!!! That should have definitely been on the list!

    • @dinnerboi25
      @dinnerboi25 Год назад +1

      I completely forgot about that one :D Genius!

  • @cryptidian3530
    @cryptidian3530 6 лет назад +1047

    Scrubs had everything, comedy, drama, sadness and moments that really made you think about yourself. It really was lightning in a bottle.

    • @vantagev8331
      @vantagev8331 5 лет назад +6

      Beautifully put Tilen.

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 4 года назад +4

      Made me wanna do medicine

    • @yarpyarp5647
      @yarpyarp5647 4 года назад +6

      But it became annoying that every episode had the exact same template with the end being something deep and sad, I wish they did that from time to time but not in every single episode... edit, ugh even this video has the end

    • @shanecoyle3676
      @shanecoyle3676 4 года назад +9

      @@yarpyarp5647 I dont know man I liked that I learned a lot from that show. Re-watched it probably 5-6 times. Each time since ive developed as a person and my opinions change my leaning from the show too changes. Im actually due a re-watch sometime haven't re-watched in 1-2 years.

    • @brewcityboatclub8299
      @brewcityboatclub8299 4 года назад +2

      Same thing with M.A.S.H, it has a bit of everything and they were never afraid to try something new

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow 4 года назад +217

    "Life is scary, get used to it" This is a lesson that more people should learn.

  • @EVeErSs
    @EVeErSs 6 лет назад +583

    Bob Kelso is honestly one of the few characters that you initally don't like but the more seasons you watch the more you start to like him and by the end he became one of my favorite characters. He had really amazing character progression.

    • @Marz997
      @Marz997 5 лет назад +45

      EVeErSs Agreed. He’s my 2nd favorite behind Cox.
      I think Cox summed it up in S8, when he said “I always sensed you were burdened by the job and that wasn’t necessarily who you were as a person.”
      He was the C.O.M, he had to be the bad guy, but he always had a heart. After he retired, he took on more of a mentor role.
      Cox was right about him.

    • @p.herrmann4538
      @p.herrmann4538 4 года назад +5

      Nah he was cool but get too soft in the late seasons

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 4 года назад +21

      Props to the show runners for not making Kelso a standard issue one note sitcom heel. Also I was always happy for Ken Jenkins who after a career of getting typecast as mean authority types finally got a role that he could develop into a character with some depth over the seasons.

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 4 года назад +9

      The prime example of a glorious bastard.

    • @MarvinStroud3
      @MarvinStroud3 4 года назад +4

      And a helluva guitar player.

  • @darrelldemarest3502
    @darrelldemarest3502 4 года назад +121

    *Kelso staring at the muffin display*
    "One blueberry, please"
    *immediately chucks it in the trash*
    "Because i can"

  • @Fireeater-rl4ep
    @Fireeater-rl4ep 5 лет назад +610

    I like to imagine that Bob Kelso and his wife are actually great together, and they just like to mess with people.

    • @dumac6557
      @dumac6557 5 лет назад +81

      They were most likely great together, then she ended up in a wheelchair and grow apart some. He still does love her as he confessed in a episode hence why he does not divorce her. Bob kelso is a bastard but he is also complex as he is seen to have a softer side, which is why a lot of perry tricks to get patients help works as bob kelso looked the other way in some cases. In the later seasons they run around the country in a RV together.

    • @TheIrishjim
      @TheIrishjim 4 года назад +30

      He did love her...in later episodes (in a season that we pretend doesnt exist with reason) he reveals hes unable to be alone in his house, and when he is he doesnt bring his whores there because he doesnt want to have affairs with women in the same bed he and Enid shared.
      Bob is a cruel bastard, but there is a reason to it all and he did love his wife.

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 года назад +11

      Same as Dr Cox and Jordan.

    • @georgesmith6218
      @georgesmith6218 4 года назад +1

      @@dumac6557 I remember an episode where he said he married her for promotion or money.

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 4 года назад +1

      But how did he end up with the STD than?

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 6 лет назад +610

    “Sweet dancing Jehovah, I’ve punctured my brain!”.
    Literally couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 4 года назад +4

      Me too...am rolling

    • @mayweaver4273
      @mayweaver4273 4 года назад +1

      Wow the name of god :)

    • @seppyq3672
      @seppyq3672 3 года назад +2

      I say that whenever I put my earbuds in and don't know the sound is super loud.

    • @oldnite3414
      @oldnite3414 2 года назад +1

      Just the image of a jehovas witness dancing 🤣🤣

  • @modisana
    @modisana 4 года назад +71

    “Then out of fairness to the others you will be Slagathor. Daves, Debbies, Slagathor I will be in my office. If you need anything feel free to bother Dorian.”

    • @scramayer
      @scramayer 4 месяца назад +4

      fun fact: at the end of the episode the actress was actually credited as "slagathor"

  • @newageBoundhippie
    @newageBoundhippie 6 лет назад +197

    "people are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling" is one of my favorite quotes ever.

    • @librasRgreat
      @librasRgreat 11 месяцев назад +1

      Came here hoping that line was included 😄

  • @katesmith8897
    @katesmith8897 4 года назад +85

    “Nothing in this world that’s worth having comes easy” •Bob Kelso, Scrubs• When I graduated high school that was my quote

  • @edwardgill1882
    @edwardgill1882 6 лет назад +187

    "The door is open sir."
    "I know I just love doing that."

  • @BloodyAndoryu718
    @BloodyAndoryu718 6 лет назад +261

    6:35 Kelso: "Well that's obsurd, people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."
    Me: "Somebody make this a t-shirt!"

  • @borter567
    @borter567 6 лет назад +125

    “Bob Kelso... 10 inches”
    Shit had me rolling

  • @KnightsaysNi
    @KnightsaysNi 6 лет назад +523

    "Slagathor" Roflmao XD

    • @Drago_Whooves
      @Drago_Whooves 4 года назад +8

      on the flipside, he'll know who you are

    • @chandlerrose4545
      @chandlerrose4545 3 года назад +2

      I’ve loved that since I was a kid. I’m now 26 years old. It’ll never get old! 😂

  • @MaxAndHisBike
    @MaxAndHisBike 6 лет назад +207

    3:42
    "Today I want you to put on a nice dress because I'm gonna take you to dinner and I'm gonna start telling you all the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years ..... I love you too"
    "That was beautiful sir!"
    "Call my wife, tell her I won't be home tonight"
    Best one yet!

    • @roberthuntington5421
      @roberthuntington5421 4 года назад +3

      Tonight*

    • @karasushinigami5852
      @karasushinigami5852 4 года назад +6

      Everyone says he was talking to his mistress. But i believe he was talking to his son

    • @scott19087
      @scott19087 3 года назад

      @@karasushinigami5852 are you dumb of just extra special

    • @erisveseli
      @erisveseli Год назад

      ​@@karasushinigami5852 i can see it

  • @francescomamoli2496
    @francescomamoli2496 3 года назад +54

    Bob Kelso is one of the most underrated characters in the story of television

  • @DoctorXander
    @DoctorXander 6 лет назад +107

    Dr Cox seems to be everyone's favourite, but honestly Kelso was the character I always wanted to see

    • @asmylia9880
      @asmylia9880 4 года назад +5

      Dr. Cox the one we needed
      Dr. Kelso the one we wanted
      JD the one we deserved

    • @vincent4205
      @vincent4205 4 года назад +8

      Kelso was used exactly the right amount, so his character was something we wanted more of!

  • @DanJ94
    @DanJ94 6 лет назад +75

    Also great to add - “Are these boxers made of wool? ‘Cause my weasel’s gettin’ heatstroke!”

  • @spannerintheworks1190
    @spannerintheworks1190 3 года назад +53

    Kelso shunning Nina was a great one in series four, the malpractice attorney who him and Cox have a united hatred for. She states how the hospital can't refuse treatment on her dad, Cox calls over "Bob" and he walks past her and shoves a list into her midsection,
    "The hospital can refuse surgery on a non-emergency patient, here's a list of places that can refer you, thanks for playing!"
    No eye contact, cold as ice.

  • @l.carter3139
    @l.carter3139 6 лет назад +71

    Sometimes I look at this old hospital I actually see the faces of all the patients I've lost
    *short moment of contemplation*
    *BOOGABOOGABOO!!!!*

  • @mahmoudwaheed2790
    @mahmoudwaheed2790 6 лет назад +114

    Scrubs is one of my favorite sitcoms.

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 года назад

      It's my favourite show ever

  • @FadouaO123
    @FadouaO123 6 лет назад +215

    Kelso is a state of mind!
    "What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? 👍🏽Bob Kelso!👍🏽 How you doing?" 😂

    • @dysthymia4784
      @dysthymia4784 6 лет назад +2

      damn i wanna like this but its at 69 Likes, bob would be proud

    • @696190
      @696190 4 года назад

      except Kelso doesn't have two left hands

    • @cornholio329
      @cornholio329 9 месяцев назад +1

      B
      What has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso i thought we'd met

  • @thedarkderp2520
    @thedarkderp2520 6 лет назад +320

    Kelso's best interactions are with Dr Cox

    • @Tfiend18
      @Tfiend18 5 лет назад +15

      The Dark Derp Cox: “Go to hell Bob.”
      Bob: “I didn’t even say anything.”

    • @askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510
      @askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510 4 года назад +2

      Cox is my favorite, Kelso my 2nd. These 2 together are orgasmic.

  • @JSmellerM
    @JSmellerM 6 лет назад +53

    Kelso drops a few serious truth bombs during the show like number 1 and 2. I actually live by them.

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 6 лет назад +42

    Perry vs Kelso is the best thing about this show

  • @uwsecon
    @uwsecon 6 лет назад +152

    Sir, do you think my name is Turk Turkleton?

    • @cloudstrife1983
      @cloudstrife1983 6 лет назад +21

      uwsecon The Turkletons!

    • @uwsecon
      @uwsecon 6 лет назад +8

      Cloud Strife Turkleton, I don’t know why you’re chiming in

  • @tylerv5413
    @tylerv5413 5 лет назад +26

    “Is there one bathroom in this damn place that has toilet paper
    Or do I have to start carrying around a basket of leaves?”

  • @knightrcer
    @knightrcer Год назад +14

    2 of my favorite quotes of Dr. Bob Kelso " Nothing in this world worth having comes easy. Now get up off your keister and do the work." 2nd favorite quote "To hell with what everyone else thinks. Look into your heart and do what makes you happy." Thank you Dr. Bob Kelso. Wow, that was creepy how you ended the clip with the 2 best quotes. I typed in the comment before finishing watching the entire clip. Laughed all the way through. Thank you for posting this.

  • @fergalstackstreams
    @fergalstackstreams 2 года назад +6

    "Just look into your heart, and do whatever the hell makes you happy," is right up there with "I love you all... class dismissed."

  • @Bobman-ml5qf
    @Bobman-ml5qf 4 года назад +10

    "Life is scary, get used to it." LOVE IT!
    aslo using Bob-o Style for now on.

  • @langsonjrphiri1886
    @langsonjrphiri1886 6 лет назад +55

    "Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain" 😂😂😂😂

  • @wonkothesane8691
    @wonkothesane8691 4 года назад +94

    ''Scrubs'' was classic comedy, no laugh track, no PC bullshit, just pure comic gold.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 года назад +4

      And now they're deleting episodes for having blackface.

    • @chaoslacroix7180
      @chaoslacroix7180 3 года назад +5

      @@rgderen88 . . . god damn it.

  • @dlilwon
    @dlilwon 6 лет назад +89

    When he farted and admitted to it 💀🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewmorris483
      @andrewmorris483 6 лет назад +2

      I do that on elevators to people I don't know

  • @junaoneil1202
    @junaoneil1202 6 лет назад +62

    One of TV's greatest anti-heroes.

  • @imtired7068
    @imtired7068 6 лет назад +56

    scrubs is still so relevant

  • @JoshuaBattenMusic
    @JoshuaBattenMusic 6 лет назад +172

    I really thought it was going to be
    3. What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap?
    2. What has two thumbs and still doesn’t give a crap?
    1. What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn’t give a crap?

    • @darrelldemarest3502
      @darrelldemarest3502 5 лет назад +8

      The 2nd one is followed by " i thought we'd met?"

    • @Anthyrion
      @Anthyrion 4 года назад +4

      Those 3 sentences describe the pure essence of BOB KELSO!^^

  • @edwardmanning7102
    @edwardmanning7102 Год назад +9

    “Bob Kelso. 10 inches.” “It’s like a baguette” HOLY SHIT I’M WHEEZING

  • @gwave0308
    @gwave0308 2 года назад +9

    Dr Bob is the person we want to be. A person who says and does whatever they want and not caring what anyone thinks.

  • @TheSlipperyOtter
    @TheSlipperyOtter 6 лет назад +105

    Slagathor 😂

    • @wonkothesane8691
      @wonkothesane8691 4 года назад +3

      Less here, if your name is Debbie, keep your mouth shut.

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 6 лет назад +39

    "Why that's absurd! People are bastard coated bastards with a creamy bastard filling" lol yep pretty much lol

  • @thijsdejonker3312
    @thijsdejonker3312 5 лет назад +8

    “Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling” best line EVER

  • @Fireeater-rl4ep
    @Fireeater-rl4ep 6 лет назад +36

    Turkelton's laugh will always bring a smile to my face.

    • @joe_z2042
      @joe_z2042 6 лет назад +5

      Fire eater 9107 his name is Chris Turk. Kelso just calls him Turkleton

    • @RelevantRhythm
      @RelevantRhythm 6 лет назад +7

      Fire eater 9107 You think my name is "Turk Turkleton"?

    • @Fireeater-rl4ep
      @Fireeater-rl4ep 6 лет назад +9

      Listen,Turkelton. I'll call you Turkelton because your name is Turkelton, and even if it wasn't Turkelton, I would still call you Turkelton, Turkelton. You see, I like the name Turkelton, and so Turkelton you shall be. See?

    • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
      @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 6 лет назад +3

      Joe_z I think you're confused. His name is Turk Turkleton.

  • @derkateramabend
    @derkateramabend 4 года назад +7

    Honestly #1 hit me like a train at full speed. At the end of the day, he's a genuinely good guy.

  • @zibafu
    @zibafu 6 лет назад +59

    I'd love to be a manager and start a briefing by saying "listen up faces"

    • @Y0G0FU
      @Y0G0FU 4 года назад +6

      Back in the days where Scrubs is supposed to play.. you actually could do that. If you do that today you will have several problems :P

    • @zibafu
      @zibafu 4 года назад +3

      @@Y0G0FU oh you could still do it today, depends how well you get on with your team 😂

    • @UnknownUserZeroZero
      @UnknownUserZeroZero 4 года назад +3

      "Did you just assume I have a FACE?!"

    • @mr.nobody4994
      @mr.nobody4994 3 года назад +1

      “Hello! My name is Bob and I like whores!” beats it

  • @darthhepsy
    @darthhepsy 3 года назад +6

    "Well it's a very serious disease and I don't like you" is one of my favourite lines of his

  • @marianix1591
    @marianix1591 4 года назад +11

    Kelso got more and more funny throughout the seasons! He’s the best by far!

  • @c.ladimore1237
    @c.ladimore1237 6 лет назад +71

    hated when netflix took it away. the dvds are $$$.

    • @robertwazhere92
      @robertwazhere92 6 лет назад +10

      C. ladimore it went over to Hulu, along with a number of shows Netflix dropped.

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 6 лет назад +4

      Damnit Netflix you should've let SCRUBS keep being on well Netflix for like ever.

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 6 лет назад +2

      Still available on Amazon Prime.

    • @Hazzbazz
      @Hazzbazz 3 года назад

      A couple of years ago at a car boot sale a dude was selling every season of scrubs including the new bad one for £8. I offered him 9 and he said naa dude its 8 and I said I'm going to pay you not to force me to take season 9

  • @blakedabner9338
    @blakedabner9338 3 года назад +4

    "Bob kelso.... 10 inches"

  • @daniellacorrales7246
    @daniellacorrales7246 Год назад +1

    Stomach flu has hit our household, watching this in the bathroom while waiting for the inevitable, ty for the distraction, cheers

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 6 лет назад +33

    MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE!

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 5 лет назад +2

      bradwolf07 (Baxter starts barking in the background)

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 4 года назад +9

    My favorite thing Kelso ever did was when he was bitching about someone beating his Pacman score and he said something along the lines of, "Do you have any idea what I had to do to get that score? PEOPLE DIED."
    That always just cracked me up. :)

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад

      Didn’t it end up that the Janitor did something to the Pac Man game?

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks 4 года назад +43

    "Hah! You nagger!"

  • @epic_andra
    @epic_andra 4 года назад +8

    7 times have I watched this show, yet I still laughed until I teared up watching this😂😂😂

  • @grahamwaters3962
    @grahamwaters3962 5 лет назад +10

    There's actually some really good life advice in this video

  • @Dubickimus
    @Dubickimus 6 лет назад +20

    lmao, totally forgot about "slagathor"

  • @theredman2783
    @theredman2783 3 года назад +6

    Dr. Kelso is what happens when you take a normal medical professional, drop him in the Scrubsverse, realizes he's in a sitcom, and stops giving a single fuck. It's excellent.

  • @gerrard90ben
    @gerrard90ben 4 года назад +12

    3:38 because I can .. 😂

  • @tincannavy3188
    @tincannavy3188 3 года назад +6

    Kelso and Cox were the best characters on the show by far

  • @Malkumecks
    @Malkumecks 6 лет назад +13

    “This gabfest is just delicious” 😂🤣 oh, my side

    • @Julozaur
      @Julozaur 5 лет назад +4

      bitches, huh? whatcha gonna do?

  • @beegojeeson1834
    @beegojeeson1834 6 лет назад +23

    I actually just finished watching the last episode of scrubs right before you uploaded this

    • @briantorres5363
      @briantorres5363 6 лет назад +3

      Shaydee Jeff the ninth season sucked,amirite

    • @beegojeeson1834
      @beegojeeson1834 6 лет назад +3

      Oh yeah. I didn't even finish episode 2

    • @dysthymia4784
      @dysthymia4784 6 лет назад +2

      i like to pretend the show ended at season seven honestly as 8th season is when they started changing too much shit

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 6 лет назад +2

      eight was ok. but nine should've been presented as spin-off rather than continuation

    • @strikeninja2741
      @strikeninja2741 5 лет назад +1

      The 8th season is the true finale. Even the cast pretends that season 9 doesn't exist.

  • @PetePlayGames1992
    @PetePlayGames1992 6 лет назад +8

    "Sweet dancing Jehovah! I punctured my brain!"

  • @hibberish7498
    @hibberish7498 4 года назад +5

    I love bob Kelso, the growth of his character was great

  • @anishbhanushali
    @anishbhanushali 3 года назад +3

    Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy ... kudos to writers and of course uncle kelso

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 4 года назад +7

    "Slagathor" took too, in a later season we can hear another internet call her "slaggy"!

  • @flashcat6665
    @flashcat6665 5 лет назад +7

    "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap ? Bob Kelso, how you doin' ?"
    I use that on a semi-regular basis at work to mess with my colleagues hehe

  • @endar2488
    @endar2488 3 года назад +5

    "Slagathor"

  • @nelsonchereta816
    @nelsonchereta816 Год назад +2

    Kelso was pretty much an older even more abrasive version of Dr Cox. Deep down he did care, and he was actually very smart, he just didn't give a damn about being liked.

  • @munch631
    @munch631 5 лет назад +4

    #17 is one of my favourite moments in the entire show. It always gets a laugh out of me.

  • @Divinemartyr
    @Divinemartyr 6 лет назад +4

    Dr. Bob Kelso. My favourite character in Scrubs. And a character in my top ten favourite characters of all time.

  • @MrGeekFreek
    @MrGeekFreek 6 лет назад +54

    Can you do the best singing moments from Ted and his Peons?
    Peons assemble.
    Peons disperse.

  • @TawnyRoyal
    @TawnyRoyal 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jack, a literal child: “your skin is wrinkly”
    Kelso, not giving a fuck: “well that shirt you’re wearing is gay😃”

  • @supamayn17
    @supamayn17 3 года назад +4

    "Oh for God's sake, you're 3 dimensional" what a line 😂

  • @Itsurecanglitchsomemore
    @Itsurecanglitchsomemore 6 лет назад +6

    #2 &1 just too perfect! The delivery of the lines aswell!

  • @markblakey3456
    @markblakey3456 3 года назад +5

    Dr. Kelso the man you wanted to hate. But the father you never knew you needed.

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick6852 7 месяцев назад +1

    The title of this should be - "31 times Dr. Bob Kelso gave Zero F**ks"😂

  • @staley101
    @staley101 6 лет назад +9

    I miss scrubs, Sunday morning TV and crashing on the sofa.

  • @vik5796
    @vik5796 6 лет назад +6

    He is by far the BEST character on Scrubs

  • @famkefreckles6157
    @famkefreckles6157 6 лет назад +9

    Every time Perry Cox went off on Hugh Jackman 🏅

  • @andresiglesiast
    @andresiglesiast 6 лет назад +15

    Did anyone else see Kelso carrying a copy of Harry Potter 7 in #14?

    • @Cameron_T
      @Cameron_T 6 лет назад +3

      Andrés Iglesias-Thomé he was reading it through the episode

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 5 лет назад +9

    Everyone (and I mean everyone!) needs to hear the full speech from #25 and #2! My dad taught me that lesson very early in life, so I wouldn't complain when things didn't go my way! #KelsoLifeLessons

  • @metal87power
    @metal87power 6 лет назад +10

    Kelso vs. House - RAP BATTLE!

  • @PHDiaz-vv7yo
    @PHDiaz-vv7yo 3 года назад +1

    I qualified in 1998. I’m already been through my Cox Era to now settle into my Kelso epoch

  • @scottfields7947
    @scottfields7947 5 лет назад +16

    I wanna see how Kelso handles the "Daves, Debbies, Slagathor" situation today. Imagine all the triggers

    • @ucimobile0468
      @ucimobile0468 4 года назад +5

      Who has two thumbs and wouldn’t give a crap?

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow 4 года назад +4

      @@ucimobile0468 Bob Kelso. How ya doing?

  • @Thedesertguy75
    @Thedesertguy75 3 месяца назад

    He was one of my favorite characters,.no bs, and no candy coat ....just raw. Hilarious

  • @yahtadi5152
    @yahtadi5152 6 лет назад +4

    He and elliot are my favourite of the show

  • @jackburns7850
    @jackburns7850 6 лет назад +7

    It’s like a baguette!

  • @HAL-vm3wn
    @HAL-vm3wn 6 лет назад +17

    Notice how many of these are post-retirement

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 3 года назад +1

    One of my favorite TV characters of all time

  • @Hero_of_Legend
    @Hero_of_Legend 4 года назад +4

    4:58 "The category is "People who annoy you"

  • @wiccanXexodus
    @wiccanXexodus 6 лет назад +3

    thanks, Next of Ken!

  • @lainwakura
    @lainwakura 4 года назад +3

    Bitches, huh? What're you gonna do?

  • @alialmuhanna4938
    @alialmuhanna4938 6 лет назад +6

    I'd have added the one where Bob says to Cox: "Perry ! Hi, how are you, etcetera. The wife & I are taking out a new insurance policy and I need a physical !" xD xD xD
    That one gets me every time !

    • @BigT75993
      @BigT75993 3 года назад +1

      “Bob… the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries and get a whiff of your chronic halitosis while you turn your head and cough is the day you see me on the roof saying I Believe I Can Fly!!”

  • @burnhippiesforfuel
    @burnhippiesforfuel 6 лет назад +8

    Call my wife and tell her I won't be home tonight.

  • @octavioalvarez2008
    @octavioalvarez2008 7 месяцев назад +1

    I hated Kelso the first seasons and as the show progressed he started getting bolder and bolder but in a funny way. And when he retired and just didn't give a damn anymore omfg he was amazing AF. Love Dr Kelso for ever

  • @MSBroaChamp
    @MSBroaChamp Год назад +1

    06:51 a true life lesson i took from Bob Kelso many years ago.. and i've been sharing it with my son..

  • @lukabaljkas9003
    @lukabaljkas9003 Год назад +2

    Where the hell is Kelso telling Cox's son Jack the shirt he's wearing is gay?? :D

    • @postmastergeneral711
      @postmastergeneral711 Год назад +1

      Gotta luva guy who's completely ok w/publicly gay-shaming a TODDLER!With a smile on his face🥶&a song in his heart🖤LongLiveTheBob-O-Tron🤖

  • @luCid.the.book.
    @luCid.the.book. 6 лет назад +19

    'Sweet dancing Jahova I've fractured my brain'
    😂 😂 😂 😂 Pause and 😂 😂 😂

  • @jadedjonny1040
    @jadedjonny1040 2 года назад +1

    My absolute favorite character. Played with perfection

  • @johnnyrocket9372
    @johnnyrocket9372 5 лет назад +3

    Bob Kelso the 2nd best written character on cinema