@@yonahlessard9582 Well no. They’ll need _some_ Jizya. Not much revenue in haggis and tourism will abate. I saw one Nigerian making a film inviting people to the highlands. Showing of a five star estate in his grubby hoodie. Leaving comments with favourite word = gammon. Stop the boats.
Goldmembers gets both gold Crescent moon and gold scimitars on dark green expensive wallpaper. Posh. And you get surprise Jihad spa giftbag. But I won't tell you what's in it. Then there's no Jihad spa surprise.
Saying that Hamas are terrorists should, in an ideal world, be completely uncontroversial. Because in an ideal world, the ubiquitous response to that statement should be "What's Hamas? Never heard of it.".
The literal translation of the slogan, ' from the river to the sea' is a second and greater Holocaust without the need for gas chambers. Antisemitism has run deep within the socialist mindset and rhetoric since before Karl Marx put pen to paper. We may not understand this meaning but you can be 100% assured that the vast majority of the Israeli people do. When people call for the state of Israel to back down from the responsibility of protecting their own people from attack, think very carefully about what you are asking them to do? Also, remember that Israel not only has a modern, well-trained, and equipped standing army with nuclear weapons at its disposal, it has a reserve force of over 2.5 million armed and trained reservists. This makes them potentially larger than the entire US Land Army. Therefore the USA can't stop them from doing what they choose to do even if they want to. Therefore ask yourself why Hamas chose to do what they did? The only reason I can think of was to impress Western Marxists and particular Arab governments who use this conflict to bolster their own power and reputations, so they would continue to send Hamas further money and support. Therefore, to line their own pockets and provide them with more weapons to use to further terrorize and intimidate the common people of Palestine. There can not be any other reason, as opposing Israel in this way is counter-productive for any other reason. Therefore I suggest the main reason there is still no peace in this part of the world, is the people who claim to want peace in this part of the world the most. These people are not the solution they are the largest part of the problem. What they want is either constant conflict and tension, or the deaths of every Jewish man woman, and child in the area, that they can get their hands on. I know this because this is precisely what they claim to want and I have every reason to believe them.
@@DM-ur8vc the early Munich National Socialists were notorious for their Bierkeller black humour. Only the master race were above the rest of the feckless scum, who were to be ridiculed
Are you serious??? Let's see an islamic comedy act and compare the two . . . oh, but beheadings and stonings aren't all that funny are they. Get a grip. Your attitude is what is killing comedy and satire in this country.
Hang on...he's making jokes about *Hamas*, not about what the IDF is doing. And you're offended...why? Because you see Hamas as defenders of Gaza or something, so they should be revered and not laughed at? That's not leftie, that's bizarre.
And you naturally validated the integrity of Hamas to publish honest numbers, even though they don't differentiate between fighters and citizens and even though they wish for high death tolls because it garners them sympathy from people like you. Why doesn't Hamas allow their own citizens to use the myriad of tunnels that they constructed? Because they want high death tolls.
@@anthonymorris5084 Hamas don't release casualty numbers, and the figures released are trusted by many international bodies, because they have been found to be accurate. And I'm certainly not going to get into a pissing match with idiots. Wtf really??? You'd hide 2 million people in tunnels? You must be a special kind of stupid?
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Women can have warm stones on their back.
Lenny Henry had 19 stones on his back when he was married to Dawn French.
@@markbishop1588Well I don't know what that position is called, but I can see why they got divorced.
@@jamesthecat It's okay...she's got a large selection of strap-on dildos.
@@markbishop1588
😂😂😂
Yeah but Dawn had to live with that MacCaw sound and pretend it was funny after the first two times.
Excellent.
The crazy thing now is you can just state the position of the average leftie and you get a 5-minute comedy set.
And apparently "earn" enough to go shopping.
I didn’t realise we still had comedy (apart from Ricky, of course.
Concise and to the point!
And I thought Intifada was a Mexican wrap
@@DM-ur8vcNo, it’s Intifada. Guaranteed to give you the shits.
Andrew Doyle is a fucking genius and I love everything he's involved in.
This being noted in the Islamic Republic of Scotland. 😢
Uh oh... is Scotch Whiskey in trouble?
@@yonahlessard9582
Well no.
They’ll need _some_ Jizya.
Not much revenue in haggis and tourism will abate.
I saw one Nigerian making a film inviting people to the highlands.
Showing of a five star estate in his grubby hoodie. Leaving comments with favourite word = gammon.
Stop the boats.
Great stuff Andrew , your quality of delivery is as good as the material 👌
Thank goodness for comedians like Andrew - brilliant. Going right now to my local spa and asking for the Jihad Treatment😂😂
…..jihad means _struggle_
Guess what it is in German….. _kampf_
😂
They also play rainforest summerrain sounds on the Jihad spa. No subwoofer.
😂🤚 brilliant
Brilliant !!! A breath of fresh air. !!! I thought they were terrorist too...🤷🏽♂️
Love it ♥ Andrew Doyole is fantastic!
England is f-ed. I hope that this club doesn’t get raided for “hate speech” ( whatever the f that really is).
It is when someone else perceives that you hate them.
Not a great way to make legal judgements.
@@thedave7760 _Make Orwell Fiction Again_
It’s what’s going to keep you silent when they move Palestine there.
Gold
That's brilliant Andrew.
Quality 😂
Laughter through tears...
Nice delivery bravo
Goldmembers gets both gold Crescent moon and gold scimitars on dark green expensive wallpaper. Posh.
And you get surprise Jihad spa giftbag. But I won't tell you what's in it. Then there's no Jihad spa surprise.
Decent old school comedy. I see most of the audience is older than 40. Andrew Doyle is an excellent comedian.
Gays have beauty roof fall treatments
BB🇹🇷
Ha Mas are a coalition of traditional Pa Le Sti NIan baby bakers. =9[.]9=
The tragedy of this video is that in today’s world telling such jokes is an act of bravery. Well done Andrew Doyle 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Exactly 😂
@Comedy Unleashed: Please, put the performer's name in the video title and/or the description too. 💪😉
They laugh. And do, nothing.
Intifada usually means time of rage in Israel
The sign said "Hamas is Terrorist" - just being pedantic, but his grammar was a little off.
All the well educated people were too cowardly and spineless to do anything.
Saying that Hamas are terrorists should, in an ideal world, be completely uncontroversial.
Because in an ideal world, the ubiquitous response to that statement should be "What's Hamas? Never heard of it.".
The literal translation of the slogan, ' from the river to the sea' is a second and greater Holocaust without the need for gas chambers. Antisemitism has run deep within the socialist mindset and rhetoric since before Karl Marx put pen to paper. We may not understand this meaning but you can be 100% assured that the vast majority of the Israeli people do. When people call for the state of Israel to back down from the responsibility of protecting their own people from attack, think very carefully about what you are asking them to do? Also, remember that Israel not only has a modern, well-trained, and equipped standing army with nuclear weapons at its disposal, it has a reserve force of over 2.5 million armed and trained reservists. This makes them potentially larger than the entire US Land Army. Therefore the USA can't stop them from doing what they choose to do even if they want to.
Therefore ask yourself why Hamas chose to do what they did? The only reason I can think of was to impress Western Marxists and particular Arab governments who use this conflict to bolster their own power and reputations, so they would continue to send Hamas further money and support. Therefore, to line their own pockets and provide them with more weapons to use to further terrorize and intimidate the common people of Palestine. There can not be any other reason, as opposing Israel in this way is counter-productive for any other reason.
Therefore I suggest the main reason there is still no peace in this part of the world, is the people who claim to want peace in this part of the world the most. These people are not the solution they are the largest part of the problem. What they want is either constant conflict and tension, or the deaths of every Jewish man woman, and child in the area, that they can get their hands on. I know this because this is precisely what they claim to want and I have every reason to believe them.
And Germany had PR back then too!
Too damn true... God protect you from the Islamofascists
Likud had also been misunderstood!
Do they call for the annihilation of Muslims all over the world as the Hamas call for the annihilation of jews all over the world?
It would be hilarious if it wasn’t true 😢
What a stupid question has somebody had their heads buried in the sand.?
Free Palestine from Islam
Free the world from Islam.
HAMAS is not a plural. Thus "IS Hamas Misunderstood".
Please use the correct English.
It’s an organisation made of many people so it’s plural, American.
Bierkeller humour! Just like the 1930's...
@@DM-ur8vc the early Munich National Socialists were notorious for their Bierkeller black humour. Only the master race were above the rest of the feckless scum, who were to be ridiculed
Are you serious??? Let's see an islamic comedy act and compare the two . . . oh, but beheadings and stonings aren't all that funny are they. Get a grip. Your attitude is what is killing comedy and satire in this country.
Vive Israel 🇮🇱 ❤
I stand with ISRAEL.
The Met police are more of a joke than his stand up routine but not as funny.
Cringe
Fringe
Things will certainly improve for you once Sharia becomes law of the land.
@@vmasing1965 Right, because everywhere you find sharia you find oppression, impoverishment and violence, proving that it works so well.
Write a letter to The Guardian...they'll affirm your opinion & you can continue with your blinkered indoctrination in your safe-space echo chamber.
well this guy is worse than BBC. At least BBC has funny shows.
Call me a leftie. Call me whatever you like, but 30 000, mostly children, butchered. Is this a laughing matter?
"30,000 mostly children"
Yes that's a joke, obviously. Don't be so freakin' naive...
Hang on...he's making jokes about *Hamas*, not about what the IDF is doing. And you're offended...why? Because you see Hamas as defenders of Gaza or something, so they should be revered and not laughed at? That's not leftie, that's bizarre.
And you naturally validated the integrity of Hamas to publish honest numbers, even though they don't differentiate between fighters and citizens and even though they wish for high death tolls because it garners them sympathy from people like you.
Why doesn't Hamas allow their own citizens to use the myriad of tunnels that they constructed? Because they want high death tolls.
@@anthonymorris5084 Hamas don't release casualty numbers, and the figures released are trusted by many international bodies, because they have been found to be accurate. And I'm certainly not going to get into a pissing match with idiots. Wtf really??? You'd hide 2 million people in tunnels? You must be a special kind of stupid?
@@vmasing1965 what is your malfunction, Pvt Piles?
The degree of ignorance and arrogance is unbelievable
Not a fan of the truth, are you. Now that is unbelievable arrogance, with a side helping of ignorance.
Are you referring to your own?
Britain what has happened to you .
The endless propagation of white guilt.
Finlay Harrison et al...that's a quinoa-munching name if ever I've seen one.