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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @InquisitorialDreg
    @InquisitorialDreg 3 года назад +8119

    "im probably on a list now" at this point, you're on all the lists.

    • @jaems
      @jaems 3 года назад +98

      Certainly not Schindler's List after the stunt he pulled at 0:14

    • @elcompagenito3250
      @elcompagenito3250 3 года назад +41

      Israel: *YEA YOU FUCKING ARE*

    • @rasheedzxr
      @rasheedzxr 3 года назад +4

      .

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 3 года назад +2

      "I'm*

    • @serb_
      @serb_ 3 года назад +2

      *loads M249* YEP

  • @lheon8573
    @lheon8573 3 года назад +12428

    Achivement unlocked: World Peace

    • @Venicouse
      @Venicouse 3 года назад +209

      israel disagrees xd

    • @axelprino
      @axelprino 3 года назад +219

      Or WW3, it's hard to know for sure.

    • @PrusRus
      @PrusRus 3 года назад +55

      Kurdistan...KURDİSTAN

    • @ed-fm
      @ed-fm 3 года назад +158

      @@Venicouse israel isn't real

    • @Adam-vq7fr
      @Adam-vq7fr 3 года назад +39

      @@ed-fm Wait so whos controlling the banks media and US government

  • @blazemachine2257
    @blazemachine2257 3 года назад +3949

    I showed my Irish dad this video and he said it wasn't that funny - until he saw the part of the video where England was removed 😂

  • @deadlyram2k6
    @deadlyram2k6 3 года назад +479

    0:26 best brexit deal ever

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 года назад +12

      Best part is that they let Scotland and Northern Ireland stay. They voted against Brexit, it's only the right thing to do.

    • @bob_0146
      @bob_0146 3 года назад +1

      What about Wales

    • @deadlyram2k6
      @deadlyram2k6 3 года назад +2

      @@bob_0146 what's that ?

    • @blakefr
      @blakefr 3 года назад

      Ha. We’re in North America now.

    • @cubife6451
      @cubife6451 3 года назад

      *worst

  • @Canhistoryismylife
    @Canhistoryismylife 3 года назад +1955

    0:25 "Scots have mixed feelings about global warming, because we can sit on the top of our mountains and watch the English drown"

    • @PadecMaybeReal
      @PadecMaybeReal 3 года назад +47

      Along with all the money.

    • @volcanoherogc6057
      @volcanoherogc6057 3 года назад +3

      Who said that quote? Just curious

    • @mauricioc.7746
      @mauricioc.7746 3 года назад +50

      Money is a small price to pay for salvation

    • @user-wc7fh3iy5h
      @user-wc7fh3iy5h 3 года назад +6

      Then the flood destroy ya crops for da sheeps

    • @rorygraham2492
      @rorygraham2492 3 года назад +7

      @@volcanoherogc6057 Frankie Boyle I believe

  • @slayeroffurries1115
    @slayeroffurries1115 3 года назад +9089

    I'm still waiting for a "if you close your eyes" and all the continents of the planet just become Brazil

  • @ncs2195
    @ncs2195 3 года назад +3927

    Lmao imagine not keeping Cornwall when deleting England

    • @comradeluigi8631
      @comradeluigi8631  3 года назад +482

      fair

    • @colinturner1004
      @colinturner1004 3 года назад +144

      Have you not heard of the fight for cornish independence? It's a real thing

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/O2Gc7IbVw3w/видео.html cleleonsidos

    • @emPtysp4ce
      @emPtysp4ce 3 года назад +77

      @Autarch Imperial you say there's no Cornland, yet Nebraska exists. Curious.

    • @nicolaszanon3337
      @nicolaszanon3337 3 года назад +7

      Hey guys fun fact:portugual is fucked cuz they did not make brazil an extention of portugual and now they see how fucked they got

  • @irosgalloAnl
    @irosgalloAnl 3 года назад +1380

    0:25 The Dream of Argentina

    • @anashe1541
      @anashe1541 3 года назад +140

      Me parece que es el sueño de irlanda

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 3 года назад +95

      As an argentinean i confirm

    • @irosgalloAnl
      @irosgalloAnl 3 года назад +55

      Explicación: falkand islands missed

    • @Giovnni_RF
      @Giovnni_RF 3 года назад +43

      @@anashe1541 y de Escocia xd

    • @Dr.G.J
      @Dr.G.J 3 года назад +58

      @@anashe1541 de muchos países xd

  • @cyberpug5583
    @cyberpug5583 3 года назад +902

    Pissing off the entire world speedrun any% glitchless

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +36

      > implying that any English person would be mad if the UK disappeared

    • @happydisaster6703
      @happydisaster6703 3 года назад +14

      @@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy China

    • @cyberpug5583
      @cyberpug5583 3 года назад +4

      @@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy a nuclear power with 20% of the world's population and most of the world's manufacturing. Yeah, who cares what they think?

    • @happydisaster6703
      @happydisaster6703 3 года назад

      @@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy fair

    • @johnwaldman9905
      @johnwaldman9905 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @huntinghunter1001
    @huntinghunter1001 3 года назад +413

    0:46 True Ending: “Korea, Reunited!”

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 3 года назад +17

      I mean yes but how do we know it's not under Kim?

    • @SirLucian
      @SirLucian 3 года назад +7

      I saw the truest ending in United Mongolia, Turkestan, and Tibet, and possibly “Republic of China”

    • @UPC_Games_was_removed_-_UGWR
      @UPC_Games_was_removed_-_UGWR 3 года назад +3

      Seoul is capital of Korea

    • @NewRepublicMapper
      @NewRepublicMapper 3 года назад +1

      @@UPC_Games_was_removed_-_UGWR *Republic of Korea

    • @NewRepublicMapper
      @NewRepublicMapper 3 года назад +3

      @Ann Nifödova bruh

  • @robertpucovsky
    @robertpucovsky 3 года назад +2176

    Shows balkans: oh no
    Yugoslavia is back: oh yes

    • @ohitsstar1241
      @ohitsstar1241 3 года назад +105

      Yugoslavia: my death was greatly exaggerated

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 3 года назад +2

      269 likes lmao

    • @robertpucovsky
      @robertpucovsky 3 года назад +4

      Haha, sex number

    • @gigasigma8373
      @gigasigma8373 3 года назад +16

      the first yugoslav wars were entertaining, now we can have a round 2.

    • @D04444
      @D04444 3 года назад +20

      Yugoslavia is back in POV of an Kosovo Albanian or Bosnian: Oh NO NOT AGAIN

  • @Dereck.3312
    @Dereck.3312 3 года назад +587

    When superman cannot protect the "earth"
    0:34

    • @yousef1354
      @yousef1354 3 года назад +27

      You mean when Thanos cannot kill half of the planet

    • @reginag5618
      @reginag5618 3 года назад +1

      Dreams

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 3 года назад +1

      That’s funny, but America still thrives without a fictional undie hero

    • @Dereck.3312
      @Dereck.3312 3 года назад +11

      @@deez2037 Are you sure about that?
      😏

    • @RobertJones-bs9pf
      @RobertJones-bs9pf Год назад

      When Donald Trump tries to use the Tools of Kagrenac

  • @samuelhaley6114
    @samuelhaley6114 3 года назад +697

    You have somehow offended the entire planet in less then a minute

    • @rijul9929
      @rijul9929 3 года назад +35

      Not yet,he didn't do anything about kashmir,well good for him

    • @FezEmerald
      @FezEmerald 3 года назад +3

      not canada

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 года назад +2

      I’m from England and I’m not offended... the fact that we’re important enough from Americans’ perspective to be included in a meme is kind of a compliment. I also expected it to be Scotland that disappeared. You know, because of ‘I’m from Scotland. Oh, in England?’

    • @marlenekunz3241
      @marlenekunz3241 3 года назад

      @@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 Is this meme American? It gives me latino vibes.

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 года назад

      @@marlenekunz3241 I don’t know. I assumed it would be them making the one where England disappeared because they love to tell us they’re better than us (which, given the weather they get there, is probably true). The one with the US is disappeared was probably made by someone from South America or Canada

  • @affordablecareactof
    @affordablecareactof 3 года назад +1925

    I'm organising comrade

    • @balijaa
      @balijaa 3 года назад +17

      Im 0rgasming comrade

    • @balijaa
      @balijaa 3 года назад +2

      Btw 333 likes

    • @iaminkermitable7344
      @iaminkermitable7344 3 года назад +1

      I read that wrong

    • @iaminkermitable7344
      @iaminkermitable7344 3 года назад +1

      @@balijaa that's how i read that
      By the way who are you?

    • @balijaa
      @balijaa 3 года назад +5

      @@iaminkermitable7344 Never heard of me before??
      Im most glorius man that ever existed on this planet.
      Be good and no gulag to you.

  • @toozik
    @toozik 3 года назад +820

    00:32 angry russian noise
    00:36 happy russian noise(probably)

    • @cotlim
      @cotlim 3 года назад +59

      00:32 happy ukrainian noise
      Hehe

    • @kizukianimations9615
      @kizukianimations9615 3 года назад

      @Ann Nifödova 2/3 of population

    • @akeem2983
      @akeem2983 3 года назад +2

      sad kazakh noise

    • @artemsemivolos5300
      @artemsemivolos5300 3 года назад

      @Ann Nifödova You know that war is going on for eight years and you have moved a meter for last six or seven? You would need three days just to sober up from the amounts of vodka you fuel your military with

    • @KobibebX
      @KobibebX 3 года назад +8

      0:35 happy north korean noise

  • @get_right1373
    @get_right1373 3 года назад +166

    UK: *disappears
    Colonies: *laughs in independence

  • @nicholasduncan1594
    @nicholasduncan1594 3 года назад +1847

    Missed a chance to turn the USA into a Greater Iriquois Confederation or sommat, imo

    • @cmdlkc
      @cmdlkc 3 года назад +44

      or confederate states

    • @JakubS
      @JakubS 3 года назад +16

      Or the 13 colonies

    • @jairiske
      @jairiske 3 года назад +87

      @@cmdlkc stfu or I'll bring Sherman back to Georgia

    • @axelavila231
      @axelavila231 3 года назад +12

      Or give the north to Canada,the Confederacy and give the west to Mexico lol

    • @axelavila231
      @axelavila231 3 года назад +1

      @Gabriella Johnson Both who?

  • @deleteduser5162
    @deleteduser5162 3 года назад +1049

    plot twist: He actually travelled into the future and saw the results of ww3

  • @tanisingh393
    @tanisingh393 3 года назад +1407

    Notice how he didn’t mention Kashmir even he’s afraid of touching that

    • @aryyancarman705
      @aryyancarman705 3 года назад +31

      Maybe let tajkistan have it lool

    • @josephmasinre1840
      @josephmasinre1840 3 года назад +20

      haha i was just waiting for Kashmir to appear

    • @keksentdecker
      @keksentdecker 3 года назад +28

      imagine if Kashmir would jut disintegrate into a bigass lake

    • @mahmoudshawkat3500
      @mahmoudshawkat3500 3 года назад +24

      I really hoped he would give kashmir independence
      Imagine india and pakistan being friends

    • @rijul9929
      @rijul9929 3 года назад +12

      @@mahmoudshawkat3500 you really don't have any knowledge of what's going on there,do you?

  • @offthegrid8840
    @offthegrid8840 3 года назад +620

    0:25 the world without cringe

  • @duckhuman4657
    @duckhuman4657 3 года назад +1056

    Don’t let turkey see

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 3 года назад +48

      do you mean Thrace and asia minor?

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 года назад +55

      Don't you mean kudistan and greece?

    • @dragoman2424
      @dragoman2424 3 года назад +78

      Would you like it if they showed you the borders of your country as drawn by the terrorist organization?

    • @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli
      @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli 3 года назад +16

      Do you mean Eastern Thrace, Asia Minor, Armenia and Kurdistan?

    • @archieallaway6718
      @archieallaway6718 3 года назад +39

      @@dragoman2424
      What? You mean the PKK?
      Dude you know that just because a terrorist group exists in response to 400 years of suppression of language,culture and writing by an abusive power dosen't suddenly disqualify the Kurds right to self-determination,not does it disqualify legitimately democratic and progressive Kurdish regimes such as the rojava (which by the way is more democratic and stable than turkey itself),nor makes the invasion by turkey of such groups acceptable,ever.

  • @Mill_Jr
    @Mill_Jr 3 года назад +296

    0:44 oh no, they took Acre. F for the aliens and the dinossaurs

    • @milinscritossemvideo-fp8nz
      @milinscritossemvideo-fp8nz 3 года назад +8

      F

    • @diogoplaysYT
      @diogoplaysYT 3 года назад +7

      Nah Bolivia have a secret national reserve for aliens and dinosaurs

    • @diogoplaysYT
      @diogoplaysYT 3 года назад +2

      And Brazilians doesn't like this

    • @chexrrysz
      @chexrrysz 3 года назад +4

      @@diogoplaysYT Brazilians don't*** desculpa pela correção, sou mt chata pra gramática xksndksnd

    • @rodrigofernandez1999
      @rodrigofernandez1999 3 года назад +31

      Soy de bolivia y confirmo que tenemos una reserva natural de dinosaurios haha

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 3 года назад +2541

    Honestly this isn't even a meme, it's just anti-imperialist wish fulfillment

    • @Starry_Wave
      @Starry_Wave 3 года назад +121

      I wonder if I send this video to Bilibili (Chinese RUclips) I'll be bombarded by “Your mother is RIP” death threats from pro-CCP netizens, because 00:10 is a take so spicy I can taste it in the air.

    • @melissag834
      @melissag834 3 года назад +3

      yes

    • @hafann
      @hafann 3 года назад +13

      @@Starry_Wave well you're right but imagine the *meme*

    • @kevinhuang8916
      @kevinhuang8916 3 года назад +31

      @@Starry_Wave honestly you send that to r/sino and you get instabanned

    • @Starry_Wave
      @Starry_Wave 3 года назад +1

      @@kevinhuang8916 r/sino? I've always thought it was r/China or something. I guess maybe two of them exist at the same time.

  • @highsun76
    @highsun76 3 года назад +164

    0:14 aged hella well.

    • @gigachad6844
      @gigachad6844 3 года назад +9

      @Amir Abou ismail Israel is too powerful

    • @ichzenii8587
      @ichzenii8587 3 года назад +8

      Jews came there first i thought

    • @Kaheksajalg
      @Kaheksajalg 3 года назад +1

      I can already hear peaceful gunshots in a time of peace

    • @mikhailrehmantraut5412
      @mikhailrehmantraut5412 3 года назад +11

      Israel's ball lifters are here, I see...

    • @highsun76
      @highsun76 3 года назад +18

      @@ichzenii8587 yeah, there are Palestinian jews that have lived there for generations, that's not the problem. Israeli settlers expelling Palestinians (since 1948 and forward) from their homes and stealing their land is the problem.

  • @Punkini
    @Punkini 3 года назад +2348

    Tiny brain: no America
    Galaxy brain: renaming America back into the different native tribal lands

    • @jabby6709
      @jabby6709 3 года назад +170

      I'm not joking in the slightest I'm in full support of this

    • @LookingGlass69
      @LookingGlass69 3 года назад +41

      This.

    • @LookingGlass69
      @LookingGlass69 3 года назад +73

      @karonic ゝ you're using your maga hat to cover your anencephaly

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 года назад +4

      This!

    • @Punkini
      @Punkini 3 года назад +48

      @karonic ゝ that comeback was weak as hell lmao

  • @thehornwortofhornwort9832
    @thehornwortofhornwort9832 3 года назад +788

    I’m waiting for when every country turns into Ohio.

    • @asmallyoutube
      @asmallyoutube 3 года назад +51

      Wait, it's all Ohio?

    • @smc0718
      @smc0718 3 года назад +48

      @@asmallyoutube ︻╦╤─ *Always has been.*

    • @harunmuharemovic5520
      @harunmuharemovic5520 3 года назад +4

      Just found this dude
      ruclips.net/video/re7ON9yDvwo/видео.html

    • @trevnoneya9767
      @trevnoneya9767 3 года назад +3

      based

    • @thedontpanic
      @thedontpanic 3 года назад +6

      This isn't America, this is Ohio!

  • @heavy7978
    @heavy7978 3 года назад +393

    POV: You didn't close your eyes

  • @LeviCPM
    @LeviCPM 3 года назад +63

    0:48 Low Pitch and Big
    0:49 Echo and Small
    0:50 Bass Boosted and Shaky
    0:51 Fast and Middle pulled out
    0:52 Slowed Down and Upside-down
    I'm probably on a list now.
    I love this one this is so funny

  • @ideac.
    @ideac. 3 года назад +963

    0:34 a perfect world doesnt exis...

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 3 года назад +207

    World peace edition

    • @kingcrab9374
      @kingcrab9374 3 года назад +4

      >yugoslavia
      >world peace
      pick one

    • @robindesblings7419
      @robindesblings7419 3 года назад

      Nope

    • @1EmaRock1
      @1EmaRock1 3 года назад

      @Just Kamina Eso ya es querer bronca pura y dura xd

    • @DavidBH
      @DavidBH 3 года назад

      @@1EmaRock1 estoy de acuerdo

  • @lugi5215
    @lugi5215 3 года назад +246

    0:25 the good ending

    • @theanglo-lithuanian1768
      @theanglo-lithuanian1768 3 года назад +22

      Dont worry lads, we teleported to a diamention of tea and crumpets. Were finally home.

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 3 года назад

      @@theanglo-lithuanian1768 :') ☕

    • @marcobarbosa2335
      @marcobarbosa2335 3 года назад

      thanks you lugi

    • @wadayatalkinbeet
      @wadayatalkinbeet 3 года назад +2

      OI BRUV EEH JUST DELETED THE ‘HOLE YOUKAY, PRETTY SHTEWPID INNIT

    • @darkwarriors...
      @darkwarriors... 3 года назад

      @@wadayatalkinbeet ? I'm just gonna drink tea somewhere else🍻🍺🍺, oh wait wrong emoji... ormis it the correct one

  • @juliannacontreras
    @juliannacontreras 3 года назад +66

    As a chilean I find so weird finding a good meme for Bolivia. I'm very pleased

    • @saidblanco7696
      @saidblanco7696 3 года назад +13

      Hasta yo como boliviano me siento raro al encontrar esto en la comunidad inglesa.

  • @doomslayerobama
    @doomslayerobama 3 года назад +403

    I love how instead of it being reformed to like Mexican and French rule America just got
    *COMPLETELY DELETED*

    • @Trebinhas
      @Trebinhas 3 года назад +21

      *There’s no going back now*

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад +13

      Mexico can take what has always been there’s now

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 3 года назад +4

      Good

    • @nino_zgl
      @nino_zgl 3 года назад

      As a french I appreciate your first idea

    • @xzerox2112
      @xzerox2112 3 года назад +5

      Should return it to the natives.

  • @ghostpants7344
    @ghostpants7344 3 года назад +277

    0:25 YEAAAH WOOOOOOOOO FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, ENGLAND IS NO MORE

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 года назад +20

      Perfect Europe

    • @ricehathirohito9588
      @ricehathirohito9588 3 года назад +20

      @@riograndedosulball248 now there is only france and germany left

    • @Croopzy
      @Croopzy 3 года назад +3

      We don’t have guns like Americans but we do have knives. We chop our salad you just leave holes in it

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 года назад +1

      Wales is a shithole so it's still bad.

    • @FezEmerald
      @FezEmerald 3 года назад +11

      🦀ENGLAND IS GONE🦀

  • @troobolon
    @troobolon 3 года назад +254

    0:36 thank god

  • @sayita03
    @sayita03 3 года назад +45

    As a Spaniard seeing 0:20 really triggered something inside me.

    • @sugarrpa
      @sugarrpa 3 года назад +9

      E o teu vizinho só fica parado a comer pipocas 🇵🇹

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 3 года назад +14

      That's 250km of coastline and one major sea port left. That means, Spain would lose some 4,700km of coastline. It'd lose all of its largest ports except Cartagena. Seeing as the Spanish Empire was founded on seafaring, that would be a very ironic punishment. It would also lose its top 5 most economically significant provinces, and its 5 largest cities (both excluding Madrid). This would total to a loss of 70% of Spain's GDP, and 65% of its population. Frankly, you'd have a right to be angry. The Balkans became some of the poorest nations in Europe after the war, if that map became reality, I see something similar happening to Spain.

    • @espanaballcatolico
      @espanaballcatolico 2 года назад +3

      ¡¡¡Viva España!!!

    • @kokofalman
      @kokofalman Год назад +3

      España debería permanecer como la buena España que es sin esas separaciones y hacer una common wealth mas unidad entre los países hispanos
      Arriba la hispanidad!

    • @YourAverageBritishIdiot
      @YourAverageBritishIdiot 10 месяцев назад +4

      Viva Espana y todo sus aliados
      😊
      English: Long live Spain and all of its allies

  • @mohamadsarwar7997
    @mohamadsarwar7997 3 года назад +351

    kurdistan: *back to normal*
    the goverment: *_SELL KURDISTAN_*

    • @dad5088
      @dad5088 3 года назад +2

      normal?

    • @FairPlay0007
      @FairPlay0007 3 года назад +25

      Back to normal? It never existed in the first place lmfao

    • @akanay22
      @akanay22 3 года назад +8

      @@FairPlay0007 anlamayacaklar hiçbir zaman

    • @theArgent44
      @theArgent44 3 года назад +9

      There was never a Kurdish state in middle East in entire human history I don't get what you mean by normal

    • @Rahel911
      @Rahel911 3 года назад +1

      Kurdistan : reaching an economic stability
      Masoud barzane : something doesn’t feel right

  • @soreidelas
    @soreidelas 3 года назад +69

    0:45 NOOO NOT THE DINOSAURS

    • @Marcoleandro2005
      @Marcoleandro2005 3 года назад

      A que te refieres? xd...

    • @soreidelas
      @soreidelas 3 года назад +6

      @@Marcoleandro2005 its a "brazilian" joke that Acre has dinossaurs

    • @Marcoleandro2005
      @Marcoleandro2005 3 года назад +8

      @@soreidelas Oh, nunca había escuchado esa historia, gracias por decírmelo, SALUDOS DESDE BOLIVIA :D

    • @soreidelas
      @soreidelas 3 года назад +2

      @@Marcoleandro2005 Gracias :D

    • @RafaelGomes-sz4mu
      @RafaelGomes-sz4mu 3 года назад +4

      @@Marcoleandro2005 Gracias, hermano. Abrazos de Brasil a Bolivia

  • @twenty-fifth420
    @twenty-fifth420 3 года назад +520

    As an american, I can confirm this is what happens when I close my eyes.

    • @inky.64
      @inky.64 3 года назад +11

      Yep. Exactly how it feels when nothing's changed at all.

    • @intodewood0598
      @intodewood0598 3 года назад +2

      It always seems like I've been here before. Hard to be optimistic, really.

    • @flintlockwood4523
      @flintlockwood4523 3 года назад +2

      As an American too, I can confirm it aswell.

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 3 года назад +1

      Just get out if you disapprove of the American spirit so much lmao

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 3 года назад +1

      @@flintlockwood4523 With the profile picture of a fictional character made in America 😐

  • @AdemYT09
    @AdemYT09 3 года назад +8

    0:17 thank you

  • @dragon_ninja_2186
    @dragon_ninja_2186 3 года назад +92

    “I’m probably on a list now.”
    I think after the first few you already were.

    • @r7ahtesham885
      @r7ahtesham885 3 года назад +5

      Especially the Chinese one

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 3 года назад

      The Kurdistan one was enough to get him into a handful of lists

  • @Jayako12
    @Jayako12 3 года назад +151

    0:30 You should have removed Crimea to trigger both Russians and Ukrainians

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 3 года назад +8

      Also Turks if you go back far enough

    • @Kaheksajalg
      @Kaheksajalg 3 года назад +6

      Then peace would be achieved and they would definitely not fight over the ocean territory

    • @yousef1354
      @yousef1354 3 года назад

      @@georgiykireev9678 ottoman siege of Vienna memories

    • @nicoleb1021
      @nicoleb1021 3 года назад

      @@georgiykireev9678 Also Byzantium if you go back really far

  • @nicholasduncan1594
    @nicholasduncan1594 3 года назад +287

    Goddamn
    Nostagia for a life we've never had

  • @MINE_OK
    @MINE_OK 3 года назад +21

    0:34 as an American, it hurts to see the only country in the world get eliminated

  • @theaveragecomment1014
    @theaveragecomment1014 3 года назад +114

    me: *watching my country drown*
    "Fair enough."

  • @doos6172
    @doos6172 3 года назад +177

    0:27 the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

  • @risky_busine55
    @risky_busine55 3 года назад +223

    As an English citizen I can in fact confirm that the world would actually be that much better off without us yes

    • @basilhussain9917
      @basilhussain9917 3 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @thegamerkhan
      @thegamerkhan 3 года назад +3

      I mean not so much now but before YES

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад +4

      Irish agree

    • @lorddickenstein5489
      @lorddickenstein5489 3 года назад +3

      When you realize, every single one of us has that power to erase ourselves.

    • @vanillabean7832
      @vanillabean7832 3 года назад +5

      As an American citizen I can confirm that the world would be much better off without us too

  • @sandiK-x8z
    @sandiK-x8z 3 года назад +83

    0:14 I Like if this happen to real life

    • @フリーファイア-q1b
      @フリーファイア-q1b 3 года назад +7

      👍 Safe Palestine

    • @adya0211
      @adya0211 3 года назад +1

      @Luis
      Why?

    • @itsgiag
      @itsgiag 3 года назад +10

      I want them to have the territories that they have now but both independent countries cuz i don't like the fact that the Israelis lose a territory where they can practice their faith. And also, I don't like the fact that the Palestinians can't have their own independent country and to be free as well

    • @thequantumguy5067
      @thequantumguy5067 3 года назад +1

      @@itsgiag honestly man fuck what we want , we dont live in a world were that matters,in our world if you can take something and keep it then its yours and no one can change that! period.i dont like it but its true and it means we wont ever have true peace

    • @straightbuckets9323
      @straightbuckets9323 3 года назад +2

      Same tbh Israel stole Palestine’s land forcefully and then actually convinced the un to give them a country in Palestine’s land

  • @monxuxu3200
    @monxuxu3200 3 года назад +110

    Nobody:
    Me: *Continuously closes my eyes and opens them a second later*

  • @jacobcrozier
    @jacobcrozier 3 года назад +69

    0:35
    Me a Canadian: *laughs in a victory*

    • @xx_pistachio_xx7052
      @xx_pistachio_xx7052 3 года назад +1

      *You win this round*

    • @jacobcrozier
      @jacobcrozier 3 года назад

      @@xx_pistachio_xx7052
      r/ye4ever

    • @GDCilia
      @GDCilia 3 года назад +1

      We lost too, we lost 3 of the Maritimes

    • @AnnaPonikarova
      @AnnaPonikarova 3 года назад +1

      @@jacobcrozier I don't think canadians would be happy if the usa is gone

    • @espectroultravioleta
      @espectroultravioleta 3 года назад +1

      @@AnnaPonikarova you know, Canadian nacionalist is basically "we are not America", "Fuck America".

  • @mangle18423
    @mangle18423 3 года назад +68

    0:24 i lost my shit

  • @Kzhlvxlhvjxgkxjlhbbhsygjbh
    @Kzhlvxlhvjxgkxjlhbbhsygjbh 3 года назад +180

    "America is a continent"
    Americans: nO, iT's NoT ;~;

    • @rockcary4122
      @rockcary4122 3 года назад +4

      We are not that fucking stupid

    • @Dereck.3312
      @Dereck.3312 3 года назад +37

      @@rockcary4122 World map: USA? Nah our name is America.
      ...
      Ok

    • @joacocarpSDR
      @joacocarpSDR 3 года назад +2

      @@rockcary4122 Mmmphh

    • @drcrblucca4751
      @drcrblucca4751 3 года назад +3

      @@rockcary4122 so the term stereotype has never made so much sense

    • @rockcary4122
      @rockcary4122 3 года назад

      @@joacocarpSDR dang

  • @alexanderjones84
    @alexanderjones84 3 года назад +163

    Aka the "piss everyone on the planet off" meme

    • @fatassthebig
      @fatassthebig 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @TheResidentevilfan99
      @TheResidentevilfan99 3 года назад +4

      I was fine until they expanded bolivia over Chile :/

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 3 года назад +5

      Eh I live in the US I'm fine with what happened to us

    • @damiann9019
      @damiann9019 3 года назад +2

      I was fine until they divided my country in 10 different states lol.

    • @nerdaitami7205
      @nerdaitami7205 3 года назад +4

      @@damiann9019 Let's be honest here, Spain is kinda shit.

  • @cromania100
    @cromania100 3 года назад +24

    0:41 don't do that... don't give me hope...

  • @somebodythattrulyexists28
    @somebodythattrulyexists28 3 года назад +96

    As a peruvian that remembers history, when 0:44
    I felt that.

    • @somebodythattrulyexists28
      @somebodythattrulyexists28 3 года назад +5

      @ESTEFANNO GABRIEL GONGORA RODRIGUEZ No estaba mal, ese mapa representa los territorios peruanos que fueron perdidos en la guerra con Chile.

    • @somebodythattrulyexists28
      @somebodythattrulyexists28 3 года назад +1

      @ESTEFANNO GABRIEL GONGORA RODRIGUEZ Eso sí.

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 3 года назад +5

      Argentina siempre consigue algo de las guerras de sus vecinos

    • @brunoactis1104
      @brunoactis1104 3 года назад +9

      @@maximodubs4189 le quitó Formosa entera a Paraguay jaja

    • @rubenhumbertoroquesalas2273
      @rubenhumbertoroquesalas2273 3 года назад +1

      @ESTEFANNO GABRIEL GONGORA RODRIGUEZ el Acre perteneció a Bolivia. La guerra empezó en 1899. Bolivia ya era independiente desde 1825.

  • @Davidsimon538
    @Davidsimon538 3 года назад +39

    0:42 you got me crying

    • @bolatam
      @bolatam 3 года назад +1

      Uz maršala tita

  • @TtheWhimsical
    @TtheWhimsical 3 года назад +68

    CL: Literally removes Russian Federation from World Map.
    *FSB would like to know your location.*

  • @salvat3735
    @salvat3735 3 года назад +128

    0:22 shouldn't 'Spain' be Castille
    other than that this video made me laugh. very poggers bro

    • @SethACook
      @SethACook 3 года назад +5

      Castile*

    • @pabloh6369
      @pabloh6369 3 года назад +24

      Castilla 😊

    • @noggu2415
      @noggu2415 3 года назад +3

      yeah it should be

    • @AndreLuis-gw5ox
      @AndreLuis-gw5ox 3 года назад +6

      I mean, then you should just go one step further and separate Castille from Leon too

    • @noggu2415
      @noggu2415 3 года назад +4

      @@AndreLuis-gw5ox no? leon is galicia geographically. and name of spain is for all united iberia except portugal.

  • @Rafadellguy
    @Rafadellguy 2 года назад +9

    0:30 good ending

  • @LibraSnakeLibraSnake1018
    @LibraSnakeLibraSnake1018 3 года назад +77

    The Morocco one would be doubly infuriating to Moroccans since Western Sahara isn’t included.

  • @amber-ries
    @amber-ries 3 года назад +266

    As a US citizen I highly approve of getting rid of the United States of America

    • @maverick4255
      @maverick4255 3 года назад +10

      Sure. As long as England comes with.😈

    • @dizzy2660
      @dizzy2660 3 года назад

      bruh I want to go us

    • @sebascruz7762
      @sebascruz7762 3 года назад +2

      hopefully, it happens within this decade

    • @hopelesshaddy3332
      @hopelesshaddy3332 3 года назад +3

      Hell yeah, as a U.S Citizen I want it gone as well

    • @dghsdjk44
      @dghsdjk44 3 года назад +2

      Especially Florida, especially them...

  • @adamperham2000
    @adamperham2000 3 года назад +46

    0:26 thank you for finally giving us independence

    • @blakefr
      @blakefr 3 года назад +1

      Ha. We’re still in North America now

    • @SweeterThanFiction.
      @SweeterThanFiction. 3 года назад +1

      @@blakefr and the Atlantic and Indian Ocean.

    • @blakefr
      @blakefr 3 года назад

      @@SweeterThanFiction. w a i t

  • @BonnieDPG
    @BonnieDPG 3 года назад +18

    0:37
    Good ending: Marruecos deja de molestar con lo de Ceuta y Melilla
    Bad ending: Ceuta y Melilla también desaparecen
    Neutral ending: Marruecos no desaparece pero llega a un acuerdo con España y Marruecos se acaba aliándose con España y se hacen civilizaciones amigas

    • @tomigirlde149
      @tomigirlde149 3 года назад +2

      Worst ending:only Ceuta and Melilla die

  • @stephhopkinson1575
    @stephhopkinson1575 3 года назад +8

    !!!! SPOILER WARNING !!!!
    0:03 - KURDISTAN
    0:11 - Chinese Nightmare
    0:17 - Palestinian dream
    0:24 - spain break-up
    0:27 - scottish dream!
    0:34 - crimea, solved
    0:36 - goodbye, 'murica!
    0:39 - Morroccan Sinking
    0:43 - Yugoslavia
    0:46 - Renember the old days, Bolivia?
    0:48 - Peace!

    • @bolatam
      @bolatam 3 года назад

      0:27 also argentina and irland

  • @IDenne
    @IDenne 3 года назад +71

    *America and Russia are gone*
    Me: Oh yeah , it's all coming together

    • @rodrigodias4134
      @rodrigodias4134 3 года назад +2

      indeed

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 3 года назад +1

      Sweden be like

    • @maverick4255
      @maverick4255 3 года назад

      China: H E L L O

    • @urgedpanda
      @urgedpanda 3 года назад

      Germany: does this mean I’m the cool guy now?

    • @IDenne
      @IDenne 3 года назад

      @@urgedpanda ur next...*insert echo sound effect*

  • @kyriunx
    @kyriunx 3 года назад +52

    0:34 world peace is achieved

  • @Mesocricetos
    @Mesocricetos 3 года назад +19

    When they showed South America i thought they would dismember my dear Brazil because of all our separatist movements, in the end they just took Acre, anyway we need it, all our dinosaur and alien livestock is there

    • @islanoliveira
      @islanoliveira 3 года назад +4

      It would please me if all South America turn into Brazil.

    • @rebecacunha5343
      @rebecacunha5343 3 года назад +3

      "Sul é o meu país" é o cacete

    • @raiansantos5464
      @raiansantos5464 3 года назад

      @Erwin Rommel maravilhoso o caralho.

  • @ther6sshieldmain937
    @ther6sshieldmain937 3 года назад +40

    But if you close your eyes, everywhere is brazil

  • @cinnamoroll3504
    @cinnamoroll3504 3 года назад +114

    0:35 WOOOH YEAH BABY, THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

  • @jonreylen3166
    @jonreylen3166 3 года назад +44

    "Imagine there's no country, it isn't hard to do..."
    This guy: Of course not.

  • @sparklingivory6855
    @sparklingivory6855 3 года назад +56

    0:14 this... This is... Beautiful 😢

  • @thetorocat
    @thetorocat 3 года назад +30

    "But if you close your eyes.."
    *Palestine*
    _internal_ _sobbing_

    • @rubbezahl3762
      @rubbezahl3762 3 года назад +2

      dafuq is a pristaline

    • @curple3
      @curple3 3 года назад +1

      @@rubbezahl3762 You don't know Palestine? Those guys that don't like the jews and are at war eith them for territory?

    • @rubbezahl3762
      @rubbezahl3762 3 года назад +5

      @@curple3 wtff????

    • @curple3
      @curple3 3 года назад +4

      @@rubbezahl3762 "Palestine (Arabic: فلسطين‎ Filasṭīn), recognized officially as the State of Palestine (Arabic: دولة فلسطين‎ Dawlat Filasṭīn) by the United Nations and other entities, is a de jure sovereign state in Western Asia claiming the West Bank (bordering Israel and Jordan) and Gaza Strip (bordering Israel and Egypt) with Jerusalem designated as the capital. The entirety of territory claimed by the State of Palestine has been occupied since 1948, first by Egypt and Jordan and then by Israel after the Six-Day War in 1967. Palestine has a population of 5,051,953 as of February 2020, ranked 121st in the world."
      Source: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Palestine

    • @rubbezahl3762
      @rubbezahl3762 3 года назад +4

      @@curple3 wtff????????????

  • @lotrlmao1648
    @lotrlmao1648 3 года назад +79

    I like how Spain turn into multiple disasters

    • @ElectricChaplain
      @ElectricChaplain 3 года назад +17

      Yeah, they just made most of the autonomous communities into countries based on... I don't even know what. Cataluña and Basque Country sure but the rest is pointless.

    • @aimenhamami8902
      @aimenhamami8902 3 года назад +3

      As it always have been

    • @nicosd3017
      @nicosd3017 3 года назад +2

      The only bad part

    • @vit968
      @vit968 3 года назад +4

      *Isabel of Castille and Fernando of Aragon are screaming.*

    • @billythorpinson4012
      @billythorpinson4012 3 года назад +12

      @@ElectricChaplain Eh, Galicia makes sense too

  • @Daniel-wy2kx
    @Daniel-wy2kx 3 года назад +67

    Man the comments are going to be spicy after the Israel one

    • @dreamsolaris
      @dreamsolaris 3 года назад +5

      Want a Coke or a Pepsi ?

    • @urgedpanda
      @urgedpanda 3 года назад +1

      @@dreamsolaris coke please

    • @HinduPasific
      @HinduPasific 3 года назад +1

      @@urgedpanda No coke Ain't free
      pay 1 dollar
      also i'm from israel so roast me

    • @PyroPuffs777
      @PyroPuffs777 3 года назад +1

      @@HinduPasific the real Hebrews died centuries ago. You’re ethnicity is a modern invention.

  • @hannahl6845
    @hannahl6845 3 года назад +3

    the combination of big Bolivia posting and anti-Morocco posting is novel, that's for sure

  • @huntinghunter1001
    @huntinghunter1001 3 года назад +42

    0:35 Bad Ending: “No More Burgers😔”

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 3 года назад +5

      No you see, this is the good ending, burgers are unhealthy

    • @huntinghunter1001
      @huntinghunter1001 3 года назад +7

      @@japanpanda2179 no, the good ending was “Fuck You, England!”

    • @maverick4255
      @maverick4255 3 года назад +1

      @@japanpanda2179 Burgers are relatively healthy compared to lots of stuff. Fried food and processed food is what’s bad for you. Burger is just meat, bread, and vegetables.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 года назад +2

      Come to Canada, we have burgers!

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 3 года назад +1

      @@maverick4255 And they are usually very fried. And they usually include fries on the side.

  • @pizzaguy1086
    @pizzaguy1086 3 года назад +16

    0:16
    Catholics in the year 1000: ah yes it is time for the great *crusade*

    • @rekius328
      @rekius328 3 года назад +4

      until Saladin the Chad kicks them out and buttscrews Reynald de chattilon

    • @rekius328
      @rekius328 3 года назад +2

      @Idk Idk Have you picked up a history book? Where tf did Israelis come from? They would inhabit the land much later.

    • @afferyaree4640
      @afferyaree4640 3 года назад +1

      @@rekius328 his name is now Saladin the chad noice

  • @Lachtan8
    @Lachtan8 3 года назад +52

    Me: *What about Czechoslovakia?*

  • @abnercontreras8903
    @abnercontreras8903 3 года назад +11

    I love how we get to hear progressively a little bit less of the song from one transition to the next lmaoo 😂😂

  • @buscar4317
    @buscar4317 3 года назад +8

    0:34 When you defeat the main villain in a video game

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 года назад

      It's probably the main villain to you because of the blind dipshit running things, thank God he's getting kicked off in a few days.

  • @Gr95dc
    @Gr95dc 3 года назад +136

    The amount of political issues inside a just a less of a minute video is insane

  • @rcv0
    @rcv0 3 года назад +25

    I guess we are all sleeping late today

    • @namjonn2638
      @namjonn2638 3 года назад

      HOW DID YOU KNOW?

    • @AaronsVlogTube
      @AaronsVlogTube 3 года назад

      @@namjonn2638 new years

    • @namjonn2638
      @namjonn2638 3 года назад +1

      @@AaronsVlogTube damn, i forgot about that, 2021 still feels like 2020

  • @MaskedGrowth
    @MaskedGrowth 3 года назад +36

    0:16 the most satisfying and and beautiful thing I have ever seen

  • @bravo6959
    @bravo6959 3 года назад +8

    0:37 world peace achieved

  • @AdvanAviantoy
    @AdvanAviantoy 3 года назад +36

    Kurdistan: Exists
    Turks: *Confused Confusing Confusion*

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад

      What's with Turks and Kurds lol i don't get it

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад

      @Helal Vodka exactly, as if someone wants the Turks and Kurds (both are Sunni Muslims mind you) separated

    • @Driga_
      @Driga_ 3 года назад +4

      @@comradekenobi6908 as a Kurd who lives in Turkey, I get a lot af racist comments and I would really like it if Kurdistan was independent

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад

      @@Driga_ no racist, it's just that since the West fucks up the middle East to oblivion, establishing a new country is not suitable in that situation right now comrade.
      They intentionally did that to prevent us from uniting and made infighting between us, a classic Divide and conquer strategy
      But be patient, Sons of Saladin, mark my words, we will stop fighting each other and realise what they done to us, and unite against once more as an Ummah, the thing that the Westerns dreaded

    • @Driga_
      @Driga_ 3 года назад

      @@comradekenobi6908 I completely agree with you, comrade. USA really fuck the middle east up. But when the day comes, we will unite and get rid of them.

  • @dismotherefer
    @dismotherefer 3 года назад +19

    “I’m probably on a list”
    Yeah, my favourite videos playlist

  • @Magicboy1107
    @Magicboy1107 3 года назад +14

    Landlock Country be like: Now i have A beautiful Sea.

  • @comradestewart4218
    @comradestewart4218 3 года назад +23

    This is amazing.

  • @firescorched954
    @firescorched954 3 года назад +30

    I saw this video in my recomended and instantly knew it would have some hot takes

  • @dakotaadams189
    @dakotaadams189 3 года назад +78

    Every one of these that doesn't have countries falling into the ocean would objectively improve the world, the rest are up for debate.
    Also only Israel and maybe Spain will get you on the list, about half of these are NATO long term strategic goals.

    • @salvat3735
      @salvat3735 3 года назад +18

      let's divide spain bois, like the good old civil war days

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 3 года назад +9

      wait, are they gonna try to yugo another slavia?

    • @thehuman2cs715
      @thehuman2cs715 3 года назад +8

      Ah yes NATO just cares so much about returning Bolivia's lost territory how couldn't they

    • @litkeys3497
      @litkeys3497 3 года назад +5

      NATO, known proponents of *checks notes* Bolivian Irredentist Nationalism

    • @archieallaway6718
      @archieallaway6718 3 года назад +3

      @@thehuman2cs715
      I mean at least then they might stop bitching about their lost coast

  • @oofintic5734
    @oofintic5734 3 года назад +13

    Scotland and Ireland: Happiness Noises
    0:27

  • @Ruthlessleader
    @Ruthlessleader 3 года назад +14

    00:14 is my fav part

  • @SpiralPegasus
    @SpiralPegasus 3 года назад +6

    Never thought I could agree with so many absurdly huge changes in such a little span of time

  • @sharafalraas9076
    @sharafalraas9076 3 года назад +42

    Yes everything is in peace, as all things should be

  • @Nuulth
    @Nuulth 3 года назад +65

    0:45 El sueño de todo boliviano: TENER MAR.

  • @eyoshinthemaximum
    @eyoshinthemaximum 3 года назад +9

    0:35 I wish that would happen to us IRL, would solve half of the worlds problems

  • @LuisCD2214
    @LuisCD2214 3 года назад +33

    0:45
    Finalmente ahora le puedo decir boliviano a los Jujeños

    • @no5069
      @no5069 3 года назад

      Jajaja

    • @LucasSouza-mk1sv
      @LucasSouza-mk1sv 3 года назад +1

      Nobody cares about Acre lol

    • @kriegerxy
      @kriegerxy 3 года назад

      @@LucasSouza-mk1sv hahaha cara muito engraçado

    • @kriegerxy
      @kriegerxy 3 года назад +1

      Porra de ninguém liga irmão, tmnc o Acre é parte do Brasil e acabou FDS

    • @alfonsomango_suyu
      @alfonsomango_suyu 3 года назад

      Al menos así nos deja de hinchar las p... a los chilenos. Y nos parecemos a Rusia tal vez

  • @_envy._
    @_envy._ 3 года назад +17

    0:30 yeeaaaay my country appeared on RUclips

  • @wanaunieqasdina3991
    @wanaunieqasdina3991 3 года назад +19

    0:17 OMG YESSS thank you so much for putting 😔💖

    • @acanadiancapitalist2107
      @acanadiancapitalist2107 3 года назад +2

      If that happens. Israel would just come back. In the same spot

    • @shimonmizrahi6356
      @shimonmizrahi6356 3 года назад +2

      @@acanadiancapitalist2107 That would never happen Israel have god and its so powerful, what will happend is that Gaza will be under israeli control and papricorninians will move to jordan or egypt and will stop crying about their lost in a war zone

  • @koala2075
    @koala2075 3 года назад +4

    THIS IS WAY SPICIER THEN I WAS EXPECTING LMAO

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 года назад

      Yeah, independent Kurdistan was a spicy take on its own but this one just had no fear.