Katyusha but it sounds excessively RUSSIAN [Orchestral Cover]
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- Опубликовано: 22 мар 2018
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*”Swear To God I Was American A Second Ago.”*
I could swear I was Brazilian...
Me: Looks at neighborhood.
*A wild communist Afghanistan has appeared*
Us: Ok then communism it is.
Swear to Party, comrade
I SWEAR I WAS AMERICAN ONE YEAR AGO... OH WAIT.. IM KAZAKH AND CONFEDERATE
I swear I was Canadian a second ago
when you defeat gemanys biggest tank with a milk truck that has oversize fireworks:
was it really a milk truck ? and what about missiles they are bigger than fireworks ?
@@gtm5336 oh my god dude
@@gtm5336 So, let's say it was a milk truck -
@@gtm5336 well- there's only so much armor can hold out when being mercilessly pounded by 9999 missiles per second
@@gtm5336 The ZIS-6 was a general-purpose truck for carrying cargo. So yes, it was undoubtedly used as a milk truck at some point.
"Do you see that army?"
"Yes, comrade?"
"I don't want to."
"Of course, comrade."
Vehicle still offends me, remove it!
WE dont want to.
*WE don't want to.
Well this has aged... poorly
@@thegamingkaiser2874 Yes, it has.
"Hans why are the Russians celebrating and...singing?"
"I don't know why Peter, look now they're setting off fireworks."
"Hans...I don't think those are fireworks."
“My mistake Peter, should we start running?”
Hans...
*G E T Z E P A N Z E R F A U S T*
"Well, if isn't shooting stars, what would be?"
Ivan (the guy the was in near the katusha
Russians: Um comrades do you see that panzer.:Stalin: LAUNCH THE OVER-SIVED FIREWORKS
Klaus get me ze pants I've poopenfarted
"We have a target rich environment, comrade. Who shall we fire upon?"
"Yes."
I agree comrade
BM-13 Katyusha Missile ZIS-6 Truck *WE agree comrad
@Lord Poompa Doompa Sorry Comrade, made usual mistake while striking Germans
BM-13 Katyusha Missile ZIS-6 Truck if is for motherland, all is good comrad
@@lonelyprussian1310 Its Tovarisch. COmrade is western shit. Well...for now.
When Mozart accidentally finds a balalaika.
*FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!*
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
*There are no accidents, comrade*
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
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FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
FUCK YOU FEEGELIN
I played this at my American grandpa's elderly people's home and three of them stood up and saluted whilst the others gave them the worst death stare imaginable
WW3 grannies edition
*HMmmmMm*
HmmmmmHMMMMMMM
HmmmmmMm
HHHHHHmmmmhhhhMMMMMMM
Arsenhoz: makes a russian song even more russian
Everyone: HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE
Germans: "This is a Wehrmacht level threat"
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 obi wan kenobi: Oh I don't think so
WE are too dangerous to be kept alive.
@@Swissy87 YES COMRADE, LETS GET TO GULAG NOW
NO I STILL NEED HIM!!
played this to my brother Max.... now he is our brother Marx
Yes comrade
Da, tovarishch
Comrades, Soviet men and women, thee would not have too do the gavalya
Da komrade
It's Ya Boi Nooahh yes but this song has nothing to do with communism
“Hey Hans, what is that light coming from Kursk?”
*”Oh god oh frick”*
Hans, get ze flammenwer.... *_BOOOOM_*
Schiesse grab the mg42 they are attacking us back
@@kyrenb sorry for correcting you, but it is called "Scheiße" not "Schiesse". Einen schönen Tag wünsche ich.
@@danielhakushi hmmmm... you know a lot about german... *eyes narrow*
@@castillogrande8926 Well I am German, so...^^
Hans:"Wow, fireworks. Happy new year, Gunther"
Gunther:"Hans, January is 4 months ago"
Hans:"But i see fireworks"
Gunther:"Wait, IT'S NOT FIREWO---"
"We see fireworks now Hans.
What do you call a Soviet Russian Sniper?
A marxmen... OK, I'll see myself to the shuttlebay.
[snow starts speaking finnish]
our joke
Be a comrade and say share
I'll see ourself to the shuttlebay
@@finnbergermann [snow hurriedly signs capitulation and loses another territory. 2nd time in a row]
i love how this video is 1:52 long
as in 152 mm howitzer from the glorious KV-2
WE love*
of course comrade
our bad
This song allows us to spread marximum communism in War thunder
nice
Oh yes!
I played this to my bookshelf
It turned into Bookshelviks
We*
Our bookshelf*
you mean its books were replaced by the communist manifesto
nice one
All your books turned into Das Kapital
Everyone else: "With our artillery, we can accurately hit targets from miles away"
Russia: *"FIRE ENOUGH ROCKETS FROM BOOM BOOM TRUCKS AND PROBLEM GO AWAY"*
Who would win?
Impenetrable German Tigers
V.S.
Some recycled truck attached with supersized rockets
There recycled milk trucks with over size fire works
@@thomasaquinaswibowo420year4 indeed
The dislikes were from königstigers
hans: a tige-
soviet soldier: no blyat
hans: AAAA a truck a truck
soviet soldier: good.. good very good
"impenetrable"
USA:Microsoft
The Great USSR: Ourcrosoft
nice one
Our craft
Me go to Spanish is yo
Macrosoft
migcrosoft
Mom: are you ready to go to Ber..
Me dressed as a Soviet soldier: Да
You better plant the Soviet Flag on top of the Reichstag or you'll be sorry.
@@manuvirajkhare *we better plant the Soviet flag on top of the Reichstag or *we will be sorry
Как дела hope I got that right.
@@forscienceistokra1549 yeah you did бро
Sorry.. but ДА, ТОВАРИЩ!
Fun fact: If you put a glass of water on top of your speaker and play this, it will turn into vodka.
Yes.
Instructions unclear. Water bottle turned into missile
Instrunctions Unclear: Neighboor busted through the door with an ak
@@CopperyVase6760 Then set it off blin! Davai, straight to Berlin blyat
@@sergentjohncaptain2557 Then you greet him with Vodka like good comrade
When the teacher says sharing is caring:
BORIS: How do I get my capitalist friend to believe communism isn't bad?
IVAN: Our capitalist friend
BORIS: Sorry, My bad
IVAN: Our bad
Hah, not bad, comrade/
*Remember, Boris, we have to Share™.*
Khorosho! Xорошо!
OUR IDEOLOGY
Hah, that was clever
me: how the foq can dis get more russian
song: **exists**
me: I see
We see*
its free real estate
FBI Survailance van
Europe: *exists*
Nazi Germany: its free real estate
Us*
We see*
Fixed that for us Comrade
Literally what I thought when I saw the title of the video
Stalin: hey hitler want to here a joke?
Hitler: Ya sure
Stalin: Lebansraum and a superior German race
Hitler: I don’t get it.
Stalin: did you seriously think you would?
Me:
from Poland, lives in Norway, has an uncle in England, likes Russia and learns German in school:
Laughs in offended
@@szymont1918bruh
Hitler: Hey Stalin want to hear a joke?
Stalin: Yea sure
Hitler: Soviet Europe and Afganistan
Stalin: I don't get it
Hitler: Did you Seriously think you would?
@@cubanenjoyer1325 I don't think *Stalin* ever did.
@@RRW359 actually he did and he wasn’t that far off. Americas only bases in Germany had outdated equipment and were not able to stop the theoretical soviet hoards. If it wasn’t for nuclear arms it would be likely that Germany and parts of France would be under soviet control.
WW2 German army hears a song in the distance about a girl named Katyusha, and suddenly Tanks appear on the horizon.
The wehrmacht hearing a song in the distance: Hans, that is this? Why do I hear music over by the snow mountain?
Russian singing loli's coming with T-34s, IS-2s and KV-2s: URAAAAAAAAA
Fritz: OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIEEEETTTT
excessively russian?
EXCESSIVELY RUSSIAN?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING
So... By your opinion we have only tube balalaika and violin...
And drums
@@alanmalan3819 by our Facts*
@Kisa Vorobianinov No, they are Soviet, Other republics of the Union also fully took part in the war!
@Kisa Vorobianinov Its not "Russian Banner" it's Soviet Flag And T-34 was also a Soviet tank.
our homework can wait, mother russia always comes first
yes comrade, for mother russia
да
@@gamingthegamer7937 that is what I ahem WE say before an exam/test
@@serbiastronk1544, don't worry comrade, the hardest test there is probably for your stomach.
I guess I'm off to the Gulag now...
хорошо
As a Russian, I can say about this is a masterpiece.
When you defeated an over engineered heavy tank with a milk truck armed with an oversized fireworks
Hehe, funny like number
kid named milk truck:
For those who want to sing along but can´t read cyrillic:
Rastsvetali yabloni i grushi,
Poplyli tumany nad rekoy;
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy.
Vykhodila, pesnyu zavodila
Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla,
Pro togo, kotorogo lyubila,
Pro togo, ch'i pis'ma beregla.
Oy, ty pesnya, pesenka devich'ya,
Ty leti za yasnym solntsem vsled,
I boytsu na dal'nem pogranich'e
Ot Katyushi pereday privet.
Change your pfp RIGHT NOW
Thank you!
@@hahanope4978 :/ ... ehm no
@@lumoseo you're welcome
@@nyarlathotep9622 I've seen what that coummunity. And boy is it nasty
Me: *clicks out of curiosity*
Us: *We are communist now*
Us*
Gabriel Kaleb * Our USSR
psychologically unstable 2 that is very acurate but i was already Red so yea
soviet tankist but we* comrade
Freedom.exe Has been activated by mememan 2018.
fun fact: kalinka "katyusha" is the name of the Mobile artillery on the screen and was one of the most powerful and some germans ended literally CRAZY with its terryfying sound if you manage to imagine you in that exact Scene.
*me in a truck* да.
Yeah, Soviets were bombing our capital city with it in 1945.
@@GlorytoTheMany what is your capital city?
@@nob4076 Budapest.
@@GlorytoTheMany lol bozgor
me: i play instruments you know
my friend: yeah? wich one?
me: *the stalin's Organ*
Now we need farewell of slavianka
NEXT
we need my army and when war comes tomorrow
Mikey Ko OUR army
better dead than red
A Random Falangist Stalin be like "that can be arranged"
I played this to my cat
Now he's a Katyusha
To OUR cat
@strong walter JAKSDKJA
@@Bruh-wy1gl She is a BOMBBBB
LMAO comrade
Launched at sufficiently high speeds
"hey, Fritz?"
"Ja, Hans?"
"vhy do ze ruzzianz have firevorks?"
"hans, THOZE ARE NOT FIR-"
This wasn’t in my recommendations it was in “Our” recommendations
What... is this... is this Vodka?
*I SWEAR I WAS DRINKING WATER BEFORE THIS VIDEO!*
*WE WERE DRINKING OUR VODKA!*
Nigrum Quercu gopniks, vodka, hard bass and cyka blyat memes? This is a mockery, there is way more to Russian culture than that crap, the music, dances, cuisine, architecture etc, but no, f**k that! Cyka blyat and vodka is all you pay attention to!
Glory to Russia
*EXACLTY!*
Like... Moskau!
Успокойся, стереотипы это нормально.
WE SWEAR WE WERE DRINKING WATER BEFORE THIS VIDEO! ****soviet translation
My comrade my pet gas mask died today but this made me forget about it. Though I might die to toxins.
Gavin6034 may he rest in Slovakia.
OUR pet gas mask
I couldn't stop laughing at this comment
Gavin6034 may your pet rest in Stalin's side
Gavin6034 our comrade ,our pet gas mask,thought we might die
when I listen to such songs I get goosebumps because of how fast USSR mobilized against german reich to defend and actually winning it's just something magical like from a Stalin's dream or something like that
me to comrade
@@josefpavel539 *us too comrade
Everyone was willing to die for that Mustache.
Shitler: Runs to his bunker
This song: **Plays**
Red Army: Hello
good to see I’m not the only one who says “shitler”
Me: This can't possibly be good. This is a shitty youtube clickbait trap.
Me, after 10 seconds: *orders case of vodka and an AK*
Me: Just how Russian is excessively Russian?
Also me: *sings along*
could notve been a worse time for this to get an algorithm push lol
I downloaded this song to demonstrate that an USB drive would work on a stereo or something along the lines of that. Later on my mom's wedding it was blasting the speakers. Turns out my roomie had forgotten and thus everyone danced along to Katyusha. Good times
Nice
Doctor: you only have 1 minute to live
Me: listens to this
Doctor: but that’s 1:52 minutes
God: I gotchu fam
Doctor: We only have 1 minute to live
Us: listens to this
Doctor: but that’s 1:52 minutes
Stalin: We gotchu Comrade
jack bennett that’s exactly what we were going to type comrade
ISU-152!!!!
If you listen to this then everyone ends up sharing their minutes left and thus you wouldn't just have a minute left.
There not your minutes... There *our* minutes
Don't u mean we got u
“Hey, Müller, come here!”
“What is it, Hans?”
“Shooting stars!”
*”oh scheiß-“*
We need 1 hour of this for Stanlin
someone make a Katyusha cover with the sound of the BM-13 firing
Make katush with pkm RPG akm dp28 rpk rpd
On it, Comrade.
I'll try lol
I wanna see when you're done
Comrade, I am waiting.
Nazi: "NOOOOOO! You can't just weld rocket trays to pickup trucks in a cheap and mass-produceable manner!"
Soviet: "Heh Heh little Katie goes whoosh whoosh."
@Heavy sniper tryhard the soviet union wasn’t exclusively Russian
Thats the best one so far comrade
@Red army fan boi ah yes, so Kazakhs Tajiks Armenians Azeris Georgians Belorussians Ukrainians tatars Kyrgyz uzbeks germans nogais Circassians Ossetians jews Finns romanians the natives of Siberia the Chuvash the Moldavians inzgush the people of sakhalin the nivkhs the ainu the turkmens estonians lithuianians latvians the kalmyks the buryat and the gypsys never existed, we all know it’s simply a zionist game designed to sabotage the glory of the motherland (sarcasm)
@Red army fan boi then why are you calling the poster of the original comment a dumb-ass? He didn’t say the ussr he said soviet which means he was referring to an individual person Furthermore the only reason why I corrected you in my original reply was because i found it rather ignorant to say that the soviets were Russian or Russia as there were an abundance of non-Russian / slavic citizens which made up the soviet union.
@Red army fan boi as i had stated earlier, the ussr had multiple other countries within it IE: kazakhstan, uzbekistan,turkmenistan, tannu tuva, kyrgzistan,Azerbaijan, Georgia, armenia, belarus, tajikstan, ukraine, estonia, lithuania, latvia,poland, koingsberg (germany), and east germany Not to mention the dozens of unrecognised states and satellite states that was within the СССР
С Днём Великой Победы товарищи!
We are Josef Stalin and we approve this message
hahaha
Ha
@@uncuttoast9576 Ha Haxyй
Everyone survives in Russia
@@tsarbomba8233 except Germans
When you’re losing a war but suddenly god goes “Aight Winter”
*we’re losing a war
No, we just stall for god to drop winter on our enemies.
Winter is Russian guardian angel. Fighting Russia in winter would be hell, even today.
Its like a supernatural effect. Its the land turning muddy and soft, ice all over, terrible
bacteria can spread and cause diseases and when you finally reach Moscow it turns out
there is no food there, nothing to warm yourself with, no people, everyone left and doors of the walls you
just triumphantly entered trough closed. Your prize city became your prison and all you can do is eat eachother
and freeze to death. No shield systems can beat that kind of protection. Mother Nature is always proof of divine.
Hopeful Dreamer lets just call it plan W
@The Bloody Doctor What fucking lend lease in 1941 do you have brain damage?
I was so inspired by this song that I decided to send myself to the Gulag
*we
Erika : has guns
Monika : has MORE guns
Katyusha : has rockets
Had this song in my head for the last 12 years trying to find the name. Finally the mad search is over!
is this how stalin stoped the Blitzkrieg
Hitler: operation Barbarossa is foolproof.
Stalin:*chuckles*
*4000 BM-13s blast Germany to low earth orbit*
Stalin: you were saying?
WE were saying. go 2 gulagy boii
Excessively Russian is oxymoron, comrade
I'd call that a pleonasm
Som Keshav .... *WE* forget
We'd call that redundant, actually.
no you're a moron
Played this to my german cousin . He ran away for some reason and hid in a ditch.
Viva la gran Federación Rusa. Desde América
I`m German but I must admit,
This is blyatiful.
I'm not Stalin but... Gulag for u.
*We must admit
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Version for Germans who don't like Stalin
Молодец!
A fellow comrade of the east, are we?
Step 1: Go to Berlin
Step 2: Play this
Step 3: Take out your phone and start recording
Step 4: Enjoy
wait what are you doing here?
alemaniaBall Mapper YOU NAZI PIG
Androv Marozov i hate inmigrants
Our*
@@adlerdoesdumbshit8990 Oy Oy Oy! Leave my bloody conradr alone. Don't you dare call Nazis pigs!
"hey hans look, a milk truck carrying a fireworks launcher"
"now theyre launching the fireworks"
theyre heading straight for us"
"i dont thik those are fireworks"
Katyusha then: A girl on a river side.
Katyusha now: WW3 missiles.
True Audio Of Berlin In 1945
XD
Jacklyne you are a furry and would be sent to gulag
@@senatuspopulusqueromanus5626 Funny; I thought your profile picture was a white flag. Now *that* would've been more fitting.
Reap the Whirlwind I didn’t know I was French
@@senatuspopulusqueromanus5626 Worse.
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
ourtube commentsection:
I'd love to like but it's at 69 likes.
@@_gouda7928 Feel free to now!
Ourtube commusection
Нашиот тунел... За уживање!😅😆
Now more relevant than previously...
I want someone to make the song Katyusha with just Katyusha rockets as the instruments.
YES
Hitler: UGGHH! Are we at Moscow yet?
Stalin: YOUNG MAN I WILL TURN THIS WAR MACHINE AROUND
Claus von Stauffenberg: Listen to your father dear.
You forgot the part where America nukes japan
Turns towards the berlin*
we have to go our comrades needs us
*gets in su-100y and drive to eastern front*
Butterlerpunch :P western in russia xD
It's western in front in Russia comrade
UnderFried why and how?
Western spy detected
mr fisher thay maybe tru but do u know what makes a is 3 so power full?
"Look commander, the sun's rising during midnight!!"
"Hans, that's no sun..."
Holy blyat. Best cover of this song I have ever heard.
German soldiers in Stalingrad: I didn't know it's meteor shower today... wait, what is thi-
German soldiers 1 minute later : *OH SCHEIßE*
Hello from Russia. Your covers are amazing
Привет из России. Ты тоже молоца.
Our covers
Культ Моржа Our covers you mean
Jake From State-Farm dammit you said it before me
Tovarish Ted oops thank you for telling me
You gotta love that deep bass brass section
This really made my, sory, OUR day
not Russian enough where is hardbass and red army choir?!
Still, the red army choir is missing.
@@theitalianjojo3440 true
red army hardbass
@Keaton Weld im gonna back you up there
@@hannahuy5220 *we're
My friend played this in my old truck it turned olive drab and now there is a weird frame on the back please help
Comrade its our Katyuscha
Comrade is new toy, no need to fear.
"Excessively russian"
BLASTPHEMY! You can never have an excess of the motherland! Blyat!
Blyatphemy?
*блять, fixed it comrade
in this version, all the greatness of this tool is conveyed
This is OUR favorite song
WE want a 10hour version of this
It is under process little comrade
“Hey uhh Rommel? I think there’s a milk truck incoming....with rocke-“
“FUCKING RETREAT”
“What?”
“DID I STUTTER?”
100% morale boost
The Katusha's are firing Vodka filled missiles.
Vodka fueled rockets. I wonder if that's what KSP is like in Russia.
Mart The blue Nosed Fish Vodka bottles
The vodka inside explodes on impact and shatters the bottle and making shrapnell and killing fascists
Pure ethanol is not a bad rocket fuel, comrade. I tell you as a highly professional soviet rocket scientist engineer guy.
Mart The blue Nosed Fish NYET we must fill them with kvass for more Slavic affect
yea lol
Russa: komrad we need more ammo
Russa kommando: no we need Katyusha
German: OH FACK alarm hilfe die Russen kommen weg hier
It's been a year why can't we get a translatiin fir gold
as someone coming from russian heritage this gives me a feeling no other song gives me
This is one of my favourite Katyusha interpretations
I played this to my friend Alex. Now he's *Alexey*
Unexpectedly, the Russian diminutive for Alexander is is actually Sasha!
*Alexei*
This does put a smile on my face
*OUR* Face
Played this to my friend Ann.
Now she's our friend Annika
annika isnt even a real russian name
@@bycracket7295 with one «n» it would be actually typical russian male name, but not common nowadays
@@AlexLambre male name? This is a common girls name in germany
@@bycracket7295 yeah, it's diminutive from the name Joannicius (Ioannikios/Ioannikiy). So it was like Ioannikiy -> Anikiy -> Anika. And in all cases, the stress falls on the letter "i" after "n".
learn russia during lockdown worth it. I can read russia
Привет, мой друг
after clicking on song...
Me: * goes on ebay and buys the most expensive fully functionally Katusha launchers *
Asian countries: "eliminant this Jerry Lim guy at all costs..." then explodes cuz of Katusha milk trucks taking over the whole gov
World War 3 will start soon.
¦3 °_°
jerry lim how the Russian mind functions what if we put rockets on our truck
Ivan:comrade I have idea
Boris: da comrade
Ivan:what If instead of milk we put explosive rockets capable of killing tank
Boris:Ivan you are genius
*Both laugh in Russian*
good choice, Komrade Boris and Ivan would be proud to have another person in their army of... currently three.
jerry lim i enlist as a conscript who speaks russian
its a truck with a missile launcher strapped on to it that is one of the most rushhin thing we can think of
I listened to Katyusha so much that I can play this on accordion without the lyrics
Friend: why does everyone run from you?
*MEANWHILE ME PUTTING KATYUSHA IN A GERMAN SCHOOL*
Played this to an apple tree, is now our comrade Dimitree
Now, if we add the little girl who sings Katyusha in the russian tv... my my
banger dropped harder than the rockets named after it
This song is stuck in my head, i even dream about it
"Pass the aux cord"
"You better not play trash"
Me and the Comrades:
us and the comrades:
@@Grave6666 Hello Mao, We see you are here too.