I Spent 100 YEARS RAIDING in Crusader Kings 3... This is What Happened!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Месяц назад +84

    *Consider this my graduation doctorate thesis from Raiding Univeristy! I am now a fully educated Raidologist!*
    Holy MOLY was raiding only a fun strategy to play the game with! I can imagine this being a really annoying strategy to use in Multiplayer games!
    What's your favorite strategy in Crusader Kings 3? Let me know in the comments!

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Месяц назад +264

    Black Friday sales in the Middle Ages be like

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Месяц назад +41

      Everything (and everyone!) must go!

  • @pranavtomar3952
    @pranavtomar3952 Месяц назад +192

    1:21 now we have 3 options

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Месяц назад +101

      AUUUGH I GOT STUCK IN A TIME LOOP SEND HELP!

    • @Middovah
      @Middovah Месяц назад +7

      one retake for each option B)

    • @amshermansen
      @amshermansen Месяц назад +12

      This is the real consequence of raiding. Time loops and wibly wobly dialogue.

    • @coldbattler
      @coldbattler Месяц назад +2

      But how many options are there?

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 29 дней назад +1

      ​@@Koifishhelp stepbro I'm stuck in a time loop

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Месяц назад +88

    King Bjorn was both sadistic and forgiving, meaning he gained stress every time he tortured or executed someone. What a weird combination of traits.

  • @lemontreeeee4586
    @lemontreeeee4586 Месяц назад +78

    "we ruined the development of england" omg margaret thatcher reference?

  • @It-zMrRomeo
    @It-zMrRomeo Месяц назад +91

    i love how the descendants of a Dane slowly kept becoming darker and darker skin tone as with each generation 😂

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel Месяц назад +4

      just like irl

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 Месяц назад

      ​@@rapecelmfw the sun gets hotter.

    • @parttimedishwasher
      @parttimedishwasher Месяц назад

      @@rapecel that s sweden though

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel Месяц назад +3

      @@gayanudugampola8973 mfw europe gets browner

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel Месяц назад +1

      @@parttimedishwasher not tve copenhagen is full

  • @rivercat7765
    @rivercat7765 Месяц назад +21

    Hearing Koifish mispronounce lasagna is hilarious 😂

  • @drakan4769
    @drakan4769 Месяц назад +10

    raiding tip: raising raiders will exclude your event troops, however if you raise the army normally and _then_ toggle raiding you can raid with your special troops

  • @MrGayMaster
    @MrGayMaster Месяц назад +21

    Famous three choices of Jarl Haesrin

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 4 дня назад +1

    No Koifish, THANK YOU for the glorious content you always make 👍👍

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 дня назад +1

      No ChrisVillagomez, THANK YOU for watching it for the last three years! :D

  • @rivercat7765
    @rivercat7765 Месяц назад +15

    Gold for the Raider God! Gold for the Golden Throne!

  • @CrashperM
    @CrashperM Месяц назад +26

    And he’s back as haesteinn.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Месяц назад +26

    I can't wait for the day Firstname "Haesteinn" Koifishson comes of age and takes up his father's profession.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 16 дней назад +1

      I can imagine both koifish and 15 yr old koifishson playing Crusader Kings 4 multiplayer in future videos

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 16 дней назад +1

      Papa, you forgot to buy the $30 DLC to let you play anything east of Lotharingia. How will we horse lord all over our enemies? I don't wanna be Haesteinn again!

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 16 дней назад +1

      @@walnzell9328 you will play as Haesteinn and you will enjoy it! Dont you forget I wanted to name you Haesteinn! Less talking, MOAR RAIDING!

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 16 дней назад +1

      @@OverlordMalarkey One more crack like that, son, and you'll be playing EUV with your mother!

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 16 дней назад +1

      @@walnzell9328 no please id rather play hearts of iron 5

  • @dipsers
    @dipsers Месяц назад +9

    Me: „yes I would say that I am a tolerant person :)“
    Koifish: „that la-saG-na was very good! :)“
    Me: „I no longer identify as a tolerant person“

    • @hanswurst6712
      @hanswurst6712 Месяц назад

      Yeah, that pronounciation was truly disturbing.

  • @everlasting_death4219
    @everlasting_death4219 Месяц назад +8

    Read the title as"Spent 100 years reading in CK3". Still pretty accurate, considering the amount of game mechanics you need to learn for this, might as well get a major degree in it😂

  • @ziutek1688
    @ziutek1688 Месяц назад +4

    @koifish, thank you for entertaining us all. And providing ideas how to have even more fun in CK3

  • @birdofterror6628
    @birdofterror6628 Месяц назад +3

    Evil Haesteinn be like: "That's enough raiding."

  • @Shnewk2
    @Shnewk2 Месяц назад +2

    Can't wait for the big surprise! Excited to see what's to come on your channel Koifish. Sick video as usual :)

  • @BlackPigeonPilled
    @BlackPigeonPilled Месяц назад +4

    I can now capture skilled slaves... We now have three options.

  • @OverlordMalarkey
    @OverlordMalarkey Месяц назад +4

    And to no ones surprise, he's playing as Haesteinn again

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 28 дней назад

    Thank you for all the wonderful entertainment that you provide.
    Saw you as part of a Spiffing Brit video and am excited to see the results on your channel!

  • @keltongillanders5736
    @keltongillanders5736 Месяц назад +8

    MOM GET THE CAMERA, KOIFISH JUST POSTED A HAESTEINN VIDEO

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore Месяц назад +2

    Love it! I may have to give this one a shot as well. I’ve been having fun playing as an immortal custom, adventuring to insane gold, prestige and piety then trying to conquer the world. CK3 somehow became my top PDX game since the latest releases.

  • @AubeDiggity
    @AubeDiggity Месяц назад +25

    New video idea. Haesteinn becomes Christian for the love of the game and creates the catholic holy land. Or Haesteinn protects the Christian world from the Mongolia death stack. I also support immortal Haesteinn, an undying defender of Cagliari

  • @part-timeprick7217
    @part-timeprick7217 Месяц назад +1

    honestly man I thought I was watching mount and blade. Man was just a sea raider. LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING

  • @TRPLD
    @TRPLD Месяц назад +2

    I think a gotta catch em all run would be fun, where you would need to collect as many different things as possible (artifacts, prisoners, partners, Men at Arms regiments, traits etc.). Great stuff anyways!

  • @alejandropena-acosta2236
    @alejandropena-acosta2236 Месяц назад

    Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment @Koifish can’t wait to see what’s in store for the future 😊

  • @coyotefire69420
    @coyotefire69420 Месяц назад +1

    I have a challenge for you Koifish.. dont play Haesteinn. Hahaha love your videos man

  • @Odding91
    @Odding91 Месяц назад

    As an Italian, i love everytime Koifish says CaGLiàri! No sarcasm. I just stupidly love that pronunciation

  • @Mozers05
    @Mozers05 Месяц назад +1

    KOIFISH, please use Haesteinn in fantasy mods. XD I wanna see him magically transported to Westeros, or fighting the orcs in Lord of The Rings

  • @RicegumNeverBrokeAgain
    @RicegumNeverBrokeAgain Месяц назад +2

    Become the Byzantine emperor as haestein

  • @LeontijVerchnevezkij
    @LeontijVerchnevezkij Месяц назад +4

    New Koifish video !!!!!!

  • @nicolasdhondt4001
    @nicolasdhondt4001 Месяц назад

    Well this one was a banger. Haesteinn and mön are the funny way of life

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 Месяц назад +2

    Cornish Pirate Kingdom next?

  • @Luka_Petakovic09
    @Luka_Petakovic09 Месяц назад +6

    Yes, first to see another addiction video

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Месяц назад +6

      I swear I can stop ANYTIME! :D

  • @AubeDiggity
    @AubeDiggity Месяц назад +2

    Based heart to heart from Koidaddy ❤

  • @Remianen
    @Remianen 14 дней назад

    Hmm, sounds like there will be an addition to the Koifish Warband. Will make succession a pain but congrats if that's the case!

  • @antoni-nv7nj
    @antoni-nv7nj Месяц назад +2

    Haesteinn: The World is Yours

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 Месяц назад +7

    Live, Laugh, Raid

  • @pidor99
    @pidor99 Месяц назад +5

    FOOOOOOOR MONEEEEY!

  • @LoganAntonick
    @LoganAntonick Месяц назад

    A certified Less Talking More Raiding Classic!

  • @primovictoria2380
    @primovictoria2380 Месяц назад +2

    I see haestinn, I watch simple as...

  • @grouchypotatowolfpack5580
    @grouchypotatowolfpack5580 12 дней назад

    The development stealing gives me an idea. Tall Iceland: 100 development before 1066

  • @aznperson8
    @aznperson8 28 дней назад

    23:32 is the most absolutely unhinged Koifish (and it's great)

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Месяц назад

    Haesteinn is happy again he is with you he missed you

  • @Alman117
    @Alman117 Месяц назад

    I did a Isle of Mann Haesteinn run a little while ago and I got the Conqueror trait early on it was a pretty fun run.

  • @jeduvpatek6755
    @jeduvpatek6755 29 дней назад

    Its KCD 1 music! Nice

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 Месяц назад

    As an Italian, hearing lasaGna was hilarious 😂

  • @C4rl0s011
    @C4rl0s011 Месяц назад

    3:57 This Phrase never comes out when you hear it for the First time.

  • @naturalbornpatriot6369
    @naturalbornpatriot6369 29 дней назад

    You should try RICE mod and play as Rollo and form Norman culture. It’s really fun

  • @SquirrelMaestro
    @SquirrelMaestro Месяц назад

    He’s back

  • @sonicDhedgehog
    @sonicDhedgehog 8 дней назад

    i know im late on saying this but I hope your changes in your life goes well for you bud

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 Месяц назад

    If you take Normandy and form. The Norman's do you lose the jomsviking pirate

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo Месяц назад

    Way to destroy the world. Thanks for the video.

  • @watcherofthewest8597
    @watcherofthewest8597 Месяц назад

    All I do is raid in CK3...Year 1300, all my lands are still tribal and I have like 20K gold.

  • @Hapsburger
    @Hapsburger Месяц назад

    Is Koifish’s surprise where he reveals himself to be the real haesteinn and has been using this Channel to make supporters for his World conquest?

  • @extremebrah
    @extremebrah Месяц назад

    that's a Haesteinn fetish at this point lol

  • @angelsanabria8497
    @angelsanabria8497 28 дней назад

    “I’m going to continue vaping for 100 years

  • @bartomiejwygoda8402
    @bartomiejwygoda8402 Месяц назад

    Raid shadow legends just lost a great advertising opportunity

  • @elcris716
    @elcris716 Месяц назад

    UN VIDEO MA MI GENTE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @MeCrazy516
    @MeCrazy516 Месяц назад

    should of journeyed out of montegue and become tribal in mon, instant full army of veterans

  • @rockmcdwayne1710
    @rockmcdwayne1710 Месяц назад

    Tribal era and raiding is actually pretty damn busted mechanic as Norse.
    If you take your sweet time spending as tribal ruler and focus on raiding... more precisely, destroying enemy armies, you can amass crazy amount of prestige and run around with like 4000 or so varngian vets. If you keep doing it for a long time, you can destroy all the kindoms and empires in Europe simply because if you weaken the armies of all the kingdoms enough they tend to break appart in the long run.
    Eventually when you come out of tribal era and transfer to feudal, you are going to be so much stronger than anyone around!

  • @TheDanc1nghawk
    @TheDanc1nghawk Месяц назад

    had to check that I didnt have Morrowind open, good choice in music

  • @mountableblade
    @mountableblade 29 дней назад

    Okay, how does one get that detailed battle screen?

  • @R3dfrank
    @R3dfrank Месяц назад +5

    Btw Koifish Its pronunced Lasaña.....and Cagliari its pronunced Caiari.

    • @kalamir93
      @kalamir93 Месяц назад +2

      He knows. He's just a little trolling.

  • @АдекватныйАдекват-я5щ

    One more recedive of haisteen addiction

  • @ntolman
    @ntolman Месяц назад

    Video idea: Make Israel Norse and Asatru.

  • @CrackerSnatcherHardCore
    @CrackerSnatcherHardCore Месяц назад

    when can we get black haestin

  • @DemianX6x6x6X
    @DemianX6x6x6X Месяц назад

    as a wise man once told me; less talking, more raiding

  • @robertjohnstone3244
    @robertjohnstone3244 Месяц назад

    Best decision in game I've come across anyone agree or is there other powerful ones similar?

  • @ComradTaylor
    @ComradTaylor Месяц назад

    this is too funny

  • @user-pp6dj1hi7p
    @user-pp6dj1hi7p Месяц назад

    Haesteinn

  • @Thomas_from_roblox
    @Thomas_from_roblox Месяц назад

    The jarl of France

  • @donnym3415
    @donnym3415 Месяц назад

    I think you might have an addiction

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 Месяц назад

    Can you form the Bosphorus Kingdom?

  • @rubenromanus6875
    @rubenromanus6875 Месяц назад

    Nice

  • @Klavsfangold
    @Klavsfangold Месяц назад

    For a guy with FISH in his name the amount of content with actual fish is disapointing.

  • @AniruddhKumar0
    @AniruddhKumar0 Месяц назад

    Could you please make a Empire total war with the Mughals

  • @anvos658
    @anvos658 3 дня назад

    You are so lucky the AI is a moron instead of just uniting against you.

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 Месяц назад

    raid fish

  • @TheSHAUNCHOO
    @TheSHAUNCHOO 25 дней назад

    "LaSuckNa" 😅

  • @gordyrroy
    @gordyrroy Месяц назад

    Lassacknah.

  • @mariokuppers5686
    @mariokuppers5686 Месяц назад

    Haesteining. The correct term is Haesteining. Raiding is only for Babarian Mongols

  • @edgychico9311
    @edgychico9311 Месяц назад +1

    Now can you spending 200 years of raiding?

  • @chemievideo
    @chemievideo 25 дней назад

    We got three options. Oh yeah we got three options... did I mention that we have three options?

  • @Jay-l7o5t
    @Jay-l7o5t Месяц назад

    What about 200?

  • @dechchat.fahsang
    @dechchat.fahsang Месяц назад

    Less talking! More raiding!!

  • @heavendunham8020
    @heavendunham8020 Месяц назад

    KOIFISH

  • @catalinbostan3542
    @catalinbostan3542 Месяц назад

    You gave the throne of England to an infirm woman who has 0 chance of having children..

  • @vaultboy6911
    @vaultboy6911 Месяц назад

    Play gay Haesteinn next

  • @ifrozeneagle3697
    @ifrozeneagle3697 Месяц назад

    LasaGNA

  • @poyraga4635
    @poyraga4635 Месяц назад

    Hello brother,

  • @dewantoandoko9207
    @dewantoandoko9207 Месяц назад +1

    Cough.. Raid India.. 😅

  • @gurrtug9213
    @gurrtug9213 Месяц назад

    you should play a jewish adventurer and try to make the kingdom of izrael

  • @DaimyoShi
    @DaimyoShi Месяц назад

    you can steal the Pyramids, you are not British.

  • @zm1786
    @zm1786 Месяц назад

    LA sag NA

  • @Casual_Killroy
    @Casual_Killroy Месяц назад +1

    ooph editing looking a little sloppy

  • @crino_enjoyer
    @crino_enjoyer Месяц назад

    Another kid?

  • @CraigAndrews-r2r
    @CraigAndrews-r2r Месяц назад

    Can't understand shit he saying

  • @RodolfoDM
    @RodolfoDM Месяц назад

    Sorry koi haistings but any adventurer gets gold 100% faster and a thousand times more powerful in half the time.