*Consider this my graduation doctorate thesis from Raiding Univeristy! I am now a fully educated Raidologist!* Holy MOLY was raiding only a fun strategy to play the game with! I can imagine this being a really annoying strategy to use in Multiplayer games! What's your favorite strategy in Crusader Kings 3? Let me know in the comments!
raiding tip: raising raiders will exclude your event troops, however if you raise the army normally and _then_ toggle raiding you can raid with your special troops
Papa, you forgot to buy the $30 DLC to let you play anything east of Lotharingia. How will we horse lord all over our enemies? I don't wanna be Haesteinn again!
Read the title as"Spent 100 years reading in CK3". Still pretty accurate, considering the amount of game mechanics you need to learn for this, might as well get a major degree in it😂
Thank you for all the wonderful entertainment that you provide. Saw you as part of a Spiffing Brit video and am excited to see the results on your channel!
Love it! I may have to give this one a shot as well. I’ve been having fun playing as an immortal custom, adventuring to insane gold, prestige and piety then trying to conquer the world. CK3 somehow became my top PDX game since the latest releases.
New video idea. Haesteinn becomes Christian for the love of the game and creates the catholic holy land. Or Haesteinn protects the Christian world from the Mongolia death stack. I also support immortal Haesteinn, an undying defender of Cagliari
I think a gotta catch em all run would be fun, where you would need to collect as many different things as possible (artifacts, prisoners, partners, Men at Arms regiments, traits etc.). Great stuff anyways!
Tribal era and raiding is actually pretty damn busted mechanic as Norse. If you take your sweet time spending as tribal ruler and focus on raiding... more precisely, destroying enemy armies, you can amass crazy amount of prestige and run around with like 4000 or so varngian vets. If you keep doing it for a long time, you can destroy all the kindoms and empires in Europe simply because if you weaken the armies of all the kingdoms enough they tend to break appart in the long run. Eventually when you come out of tribal era and transfer to feudal, you are going to be so much stronger than anyone around!
*Consider this my graduation doctorate thesis from Raiding Univeristy! I am now a fully educated Raidologist!*
Holy MOLY was raiding only a fun strategy to play the game with! I can imagine this being a really annoying strategy to use in Multiplayer games!
What's your favorite strategy in Crusader Kings 3? Let me know in the comments!
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woof woof
Raidiologist.
Black Friday sales in the Middle Ages be like
Everything (and everyone!) must go!
1:21 now we have 3 options
AUUUGH I GOT STUCK IN A TIME LOOP SEND HELP!
one retake for each option B)
This is the real consequence of raiding. Time loops and wibly wobly dialogue.
But how many options are there?
@@Koifishhelp stepbro I'm stuck in a time loop
King Bjorn was both sadistic and forgiving, meaning he gained stress every time he tortured or executed someone. What a weird combination of traits.
"we ruined the development of england" omg margaret thatcher reference?
i love how the descendants of a Dane slowly kept becoming darker and darker skin tone as with each generation 😂
just like irl
@@rapecelmfw the sun gets hotter.
@@rapecel that s sweden though
@@gayanudugampola8973 mfw europe gets browner
@@parttimedishwasher not tve copenhagen is full
Hearing Koifish mispronounce lasagna is hilarious 😂
raiding tip: raising raiders will exclude your event troops, however if you raise the army normally and _then_ toggle raiding you can raid with your special troops
Famous three choices of Jarl Haesrin
No Koifish, THANK YOU for the glorious content you always make 👍👍
No ChrisVillagomez, THANK YOU for watching it for the last three years! :D
Gold for the Raider God! Gold for the Golden Throne!
And he’s back as haesteinn.
Are we surprised?
I can't wait for the day Firstname "Haesteinn" Koifishson comes of age and takes up his father's profession.
I can imagine both koifish and 15 yr old koifishson playing Crusader Kings 4 multiplayer in future videos
Papa, you forgot to buy the $30 DLC to let you play anything east of Lotharingia. How will we horse lord all over our enemies? I don't wanna be Haesteinn again!
@@walnzell9328 you will play as Haesteinn and you will enjoy it! Dont you forget I wanted to name you Haesteinn! Less talking, MOAR RAIDING!
@@OverlordMalarkey One more crack like that, son, and you'll be playing EUV with your mother!
@@walnzell9328 no please id rather play hearts of iron 5
Me: „yes I would say that I am a tolerant person :)“
Koifish: „that la-saG-na was very good! :)“
Me: „I no longer identify as a tolerant person“
Yeah, that pronounciation was truly disturbing.
Read the title as"Spent 100 years reading in CK3". Still pretty accurate, considering the amount of game mechanics you need to learn for this, might as well get a major degree in it😂
@koifish, thank you for entertaining us all. And providing ideas how to have even more fun in CK3
Evil Haesteinn be like: "That's enough raiding."
Can't wait for the big surprise! Excited to see what's to come on your channel Koifish. Sick video as usual :)
I can now capture skilled slaves... We now have three options.
And to no ones surprise, he's playing as Haesteinn again
Thank you for all the wonderful entertainment that you provide.
Saw you as part of a Spiffing Brit video and am excited to see the results on your channel!
MOM GET THE CAMERA, KOIFISH JUST POSTED A HAESTEINN VIDEO
Love it! I may have to give this one a shot as well. I’ve been having fun playing as an immortal custom, adventuring to insane gold, prestige and piety then trying to conquer the world. CK3 somehow became my top PDX game since the latest releases.
New video idea. Haesteinn becomes Christian for the love of the game and creates the catholic holy land. Or Haesteinn protects the Christian world from the Mongolia death stack. I also support immortal Haesteinn, an undying defender of Cagliari
honestly man I thought I was watching mount and blade. Man was just a sea raider. LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING
I think a gotta catch em all run would be fun, where you would need to collect as many different things as possible (artifacts, prisoners, partners, Men at Arms regiments, traits etc.). Great stuff anyways!
Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment @Koifish can’t wait to see what’s in store for the future 😊
I have a challenge for you Koifish.. dont play Haesteinn. Hahaha love your videos man
As an Italian, i love everytime Koifish says CaGLiàri! No sarcasm. I just stupidly love that pronunciation
KOIFISH, please use Haesteinn in fantasy mods. XD I wanna see him magically transported to Westeros, or fighting the orcs in Lord of The Rings
Become the Byzantine emperor as haestein
New Koifish video !!!!!!
Well this one was a banger. Haesteinn and mön are the funny way of life
Cornish Pirate Kingdom next?
Yes, first to see another addiction video
I swear I can stop ANYTIME! :D
Based heart to heart from Koidaddy ❤
Hmm, sounds like there will be an addition to the Koifish Warband. Will make succession a pain but congrats if that's the case!
Haesteinn: The World is Yours
Live, Laugh, Raid
FOOOOOOOR MONEEEEY!
A certified Less Talking More Raiding Classic!
I see haestinn, I watch simple as...
The development stealing gives me an idea. Tall Iceland: 100 development before 1066
23:32 is the most absolutely unhinged Koifish (and it's great)
Haesteinn is happy again he is with you he missed you
I did a Isle of Mann Haesteinn run a little while ago and I got the Conqueror trait early on it was a pretty fun run.
Its KCD 1 music! Nice
As an Italian, hearing lasaGna was hilarious 😂
3:57 This Phrase never comes out when you hear it for the First time.
You should try RICE mod and play as Rollo and form Norman culture. It’s really fun
He’s back
i know im late on saying this but I hope your changes in your life goes well for you bud
If you take Normandy and form. The Norman's do you lose the jomsviking pirate
Way to destroy the world. Thanks for the video.
All I do is raid in CK3...Year 1300, all my lands are still tribal and I have like 20K gold.
Is Koifish’s surprise where he reveals himself to be the real haesteinn and has been using this Channel to make supporters for his World conquest?
that's a Haesteinn fetish at this point lol
“I’m going to continue vaping for 100 years
Raid shadow legends just lost a great advertising opportunity
UN VIDEO MA MI GENTE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
should of journeyed out of montegue and become tribal in mon, instant full army of veterans
Tribal era and raiding is actually pretty damn busted mechanic as Norse.
If you take your sweet time spending as tribal ruler and focus on raiding... more precisely, destroying enemy armies, you can amass crazy amount of prestige and run around with like 4000 or so varngian vets. If you keep doing it for a long time, you can destroy all the kindoms and empires in Europe simply because if you weaken the armies of all the kingdoms enough they tend to break appart in the long run.
Eventually when you come out of tribal era and transfer to feudal, you are going to be so much stronger than anyone around!
had to check that I didnt have Morrowind open, good choice in music
Okay, how does one get that detailed battle screen?
Btw Koifish Its pronunced Lasaña.....and Cagliari its pronunced Caiari.
He knows. He's just a little trolling.
One more recedive of haisteen addiction
Video idea: Make Israel Norse and Asatru.
when can we get black haestin
as a wise man once told me; less talking, more raiding
Best decision in game I've come across anyone agree or is there other powerful ones similar?
this is too funny
Haesteinn
The jarl of France
I think you might have an addiction
Can you form the Bosphorus Kingdom?
Nice
For a guy with FISH in his name the amount of content with actual fish is disapointing.
Could you please make a Empire total war with the Mughals
You are so lucky the AI is a moron instead of just uniting against you.
raid fish
"LaSuckNa" 😅
Lassacknah.
Haesteining. The correct term is Haesteining. Raiding is only for Babarian Mongols
Now can you spending 200 years of raiding?
We got three options. Oh yeah we got three options... did I mention that we have three options?
What about 200?
Less talking! More raiding!!
KOIFISH
You gave the throne of England to an infirm woman who has 0 chance of having children..
Play gay Haesteinn next
LasaGNA
Hello brother,
Cough.. Raid India.. 😅
you should play a jewish adventurer and try to make the kingdom of izrael
you can steal the Pyramids, you are not British.
LA sag NA
ooph editing looking a little sloppy
Another kid?
Can't understand shit he saying
Sorry koi haistings but any adventurer gets gold 100% faster and a thousand times more powerful in half the time.