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Do you have any childhood injury stories?
Finally did a wheelie and fell around 5 feet onto concrete, if I didn’t where a helmet I woulda split my head open.
well i was riding a scooter and i had decided to hunny hop as i was at the peak of a small hill and i wasn’t hurt that bad
I swallowed a plug... tore my vocal cords or did something anyways , my parents still tell me they came in and I was getting sick black blood.. couldn't say sausages or hospital properly for years 😂😂
I also went probably 20kmh on my bmx up a 1ish mtr tall steep ramp of gravel not know I'd to lift the handle bars as I jump.. tore a big hole in my hand
I had to get 8 Staples in my head because got broke open from a brick was 5 years old
kyles dream under anesthetic was actually him seeing god
Nope
@@uf3y
DMT
God is love, god is light, god is black
@@foxysideburns5741
And you're low IQ
It was Morgan Freeman
Slid my face across some concrete, fun times.
did that to my big toe on one of those razor scooters right at 20 years ago........literally scrapped half of my toe off on that damn driveway and was leaving for the beach the next day.....needless to say there wasnt any swimming for me on that trip
I asked out a girl once
F
Ouch
RIP.
Same
We all make mistakes
Speaking of weird and specific memory, I have a one from early childhood, pre-2008, when we were still living in Helsinki, which means I was under the age of 6. I was playing Halo CE on my dad's heXbox, and I remember shooting at a metal box, like an elevator, and a man shouting like he's being hit by the bullets inside the box.
Years later my brothers and I got the Halo Master Chief Collection as a Christmas present, and there was no such scene.
I guess it must be a false memory, but I have no idea what might've prompted it.
When I was about 4, I was sitting watching my brother play NES. His back was turned to me, I was playing with a metal toy bulldozer. He had not done anything to me, there was no animosity. For some reason though, my child brain just asked itself, "what if?" I chucked it at his head, knocked him onto the floor in wailing pain. He had to get stitches. And you know, I don't remember being punished for that.
My little brother brained me with a mini wooden baseball bat when he was like 4. 4 year olds are fuckin ass holes
@@andersonsteelrod8121 Children are selfish.
I was sliding down a hill on a piece of cardboard and the cardboard stopped I kept going over a broken bottle. I ended up with 45 stitches in my left arse cheek.
One of the worst things I have ever experienced was when I tripped and hit my shin on the sharp edge of brick stairs. My shin bone was totally visible, and it was one of the sharpest pains I can remember. I also broke my foot on that same step when I was running at full speed and absolutely kicked the shit out of the stair.
you just need new stairs it sounds like
@@skittlz111 nah, that was me being a dumbass both times, lol. Those two injuries taught me to never sprint up those stairs again.
I had to have the back of my head stapled closed when I was 3. My brother was carrying me thru a creek and I slipped out of his arms and cracked my head open against a big rock.
Damn! I bet your bro was absolutely petrified when that happened! Glad you're still with us!
I’m 6’6 and was at a bus stop in Orlando, I stood up on a lil bench that my sister was already on. When I did. I got whacked by an industrial fan that was metal and it str8 split my Whig and almost knocked me out.
That fan be splitting wigs and clapping cheeks
I can remember loads of things about my dad and he was killed just before my 5th birthday.
I saw a guy after a motorcycle accident. He slid across pavement with his face. His front braces came clear through the skin between his nose and his mouth.
Raced some kid on our bikes in our apartment complex parking lot. I hit a rock and lost control and scraped the shit out of my elbow🤣I was like 8-9
Plastic surgeons? My sister busted my chin open and it's one of the best family stories...
At 18 i got hit by a car on the freeway, lmao good times
Was in grandmas backyard and she removed those little old school metal storages and the nails were still on the floor and I stepped on it. Went thru my heel.
Literally same. In my backyard when I was like 6 or 7
BlackForestKaiser it fucken sucked bro I was around that age too. I was king of tetherball and I couldn’t play at school for 2 weeks🤣glad my foot didn’t get infected
I kicked the window in on my playhouse when I was seven. My shin got stabbed very deeply by the glass. I wrapped a sock around it and didn’t tell my family until I was 25. They had no idea. Still a very visible scar underneath my leg hair.
Your parents didn't question the bloody broken glass?
youre either lying or had absolutely the worst parents in the world
@@SnifferSock there was not that much blood and obviously I explained I broke the window, I just lied as to how.
@@codylowrey6955 I honestly don’t have a good defense for them. At best all I can say is I was clever and certainly it just sounds worse on paper than it really was.
I tripped over a pulled up carpet at Walmart and fell into the exact same hanger/hook as Kyle. It was all Walmart’s fault but the just ignored me as I covered their floor in blood. They were untouchable when it came to getting them to claim responsibility.
At school, this kid I knew decided he would jump inbetween two spinny chairs, like a swing with his arms so to speak, and slipped and fell and lost his middle finger.
One time my dad stabbed me for making fun of my uncles speech impediment. I ran into the woods and rambo style sewed my wound up after 3 days. Btw I was 13
LMFAO, excellent reference.
Who’s the dead guy in Kyle’s closet?
wingsofredemption
some guy called jordie jordan idk
@@willshields4480 to small to be him maybe someone else.
When I was a kid I had a loose tooth and my dad tied it to a crossbow bolt and I shot a target with it. It was pretty fun for me and my dad but my mum was fucking pissed
ahhhhhh women. they never know a good time.
That just sounds like good fun
One of my most vivid memories from when I was a kid is from the fourth grade. We were lining up in the classroom to walk across the blacktop to lunch and this girl named Liza (not important to the story but I eventually banged her) tripped on the strap of a backpack and launched herself straight into the corner of the teachers desk. She stood back up and had a gash in her head about two inches tall and her skull was clearly visible, then blood just poured out of it and she started screaming. She was like directly in front of me so I got the best view of anyone and I’ll never forget it. It was pretty gruesome.
On a band trip to Chicago we were chilling by the bean when we saw a guy on a nerby ice rink eat shit on the rink. Looked like he threw up but he smashed his nose on the ice.
Kyle met God in his infamous Shaq form
my brother chucked a pretty hefty stick at me once and it got lodged in my leg.
Not an injury, but I had to get warts removed from my foot and the novacaine shots in the bottom of my foot were the worst thing I've felt in my life! I have extremely sensitive and ticklish feet too, so it was unbelievably painful and it took forever, bc I kept jerking my foot away from pure reflex.
Kyle saw Morgan freeman
@PKA Clips Kyle was a Hollywood handsome bastard back in the day. It’s crazy to see how different camera angles, lighting and different amounts of weight effect his facial structure.
Same dark void dream happened to me in hospital years ago still remember .
Kyle had an encounter with black Jesus under anesthesia.
My first memory is getting smacked in the face with a metal baseball bat and breaking my nose. 15 years later my septum is crooked and blocks my left nostril so I can’t breath at all
Each story is funnier than the recent
I cut my toe off with a tire iron.
It was the big toe on my right foot
i grew up with a kid (met him around 8 years old if i remember right....31 now so it was awhile ago.......) that had a nub right at the main joint of one of his pointer fingers......evidentally he 'lost it' one day when he was helping his dad hook up to a trailer or something.....long story short somehow said pointer finger got under the tire and from the massive weight now on said finger the sunuva bitch evidentally just 'popped off' like a black head when popping one.......was always funny as hell to us other kids lol
@@diychad7268 Yeah I was 7 when I did it I was fucking around in are back yard stabbing the mud with a tire iron (I was a smart one) and I was barefoot.Stabbed clean through my toe right before the joint.
i remember my circumcision worst injury ive ever recieved :(((
I have a bunch of stories of OTHER people getting hurt, but I never did. Guess everyone else showed me what not to do
In my junior year of highschool during thursday of bandcamp. I was walking back to the bandroom from the practice field in the parking lot with my snare drum on and i tripped over a piece of uplifted tile. And smacked my chine right onto the thick steel rim of the snare. And shattered 3 teeth on the bottom front row, and chipped 2 others on the top.....Went to the dentists office and got painkillers, then went *back* to camp on the final day for the performance for the parents. Didnt have the procedure for the crowns till saturday
woody got the rona brah
I had a wick jammed into my ear after I had serious swimmers ear
Kyle met Morgan freeman
Dope, Kyle got abducted by aliens
I just got an injury yesterday actually. I was riding bmx and trying to get a clip jumping off my local mall into a grass bank that flattened out into the street. Its about 20 feet from roof to ground and 15 to the top of the grass bank. So I hop off the roof, land, and my forks and top tube completely snapped and I landed all 173 pounds on my arm and completely obliterated it. I'm currently in the hospital right now. Super bummed I'm probably gonna have to wait 8 months to ride, so. I'm probably going to buy a xbox or playstation and play some games for awhile. I'm wondering if skate 3 is on xbox one and ps4, hope so I really wanna play it again
Fuck that's wild dude, I hope recovery goes well!
Sorry to hear about that man. Skate 3 is backwards compatible with Xbox One though so you can play it on there
That’s so fucked
so i dove into some rocks from a rope swing just a week or so after i turned 16......noone at the swimming hole would tell me how bad i had busted my head open but the one person who happened to be a nurse wanted to call a medivac so that shulda been my hint.....well we hike about a mile back to the car and then drive the 45 min back to the house....well by the time i had got home i finally stopped filling up t-shirts with blood so i was talking myself outta going to the ER......CUZ I HATE THE HOSPITAL!!!!. so im standing in front of the sink cleaning out all the blood from my hair when i finally got it clean enough to notice my normal hair color kinda i noticed what i thought was cotton or something in the 'cut' on my head so i hollar for my buddy and ask him and thats when he informs me that from the get go you could see about 6-7 inches worth of my skull under the 'cut'.....thats when i decided it was prob a good idea to head to the ER.......well after waiting literally almost 3 hours with what coulda been spinal head and neck damage (they all apologized profusely when they realized how bad my situation was on making me wait period) im back in a room with the doc not giving me the numbing shot but literally just squirting it into the casm in my head......because it was so deep and long staples was not an option so it was stitches....so after it was all said and done i had 12 stitches on the inside to close the inside up and 15 stitches on the outside to close it up..........prob shoulda put some kinda drain in it because by the time 9 am rolled around the next day my forehead was a melon, both eyes were swollen SHUT along with being BLACK BLACK and was right at 1.5 inches shorter from the aftermath of me diving into the rocks with some speed......felt my neck compress like an accordian......first thing i did was move arms and legs and was sooo happy i wasnt paralyzed.......then when i surfaced i pressed my hand onto my head for a couple seconds in order to look at it and see if i had split my whig....when i looked there literally was no blood yet but about halfway back to the take of spot for the rope everyone was like come on hurry.....thats when i figured it may be bad..........
I didn’t bust my head open, but when I was 14 I went off a rope swing and tore my ACL in Chewacla State Park and had to hike three miles out.
I appreciate how well written this was for a RUclips comment. At least you have a cool story from the experience.
@@Nullandvoid971 when i was 17 i was practicing for a hare scramble race on my CR250 i had coming up the next weekend.......so i was following my buddy when we went into a small 90 sand corner.......well it was fall so leaves covered the sand so i thought it was just another dirt corner so i rode the front brakes into the corner like i would normally and my front wheel locked up in the loose sand/leaves and just slid out....the most non-chalant wreck ever except for my pegs (breakaway pegs like all are) didnt fold back and 'break away' and the weight of the bike came down on the point of the peg directly onto my left foot.......the x-ray looked like someone put a 2x4 across my foot and hit it with a sledge hammer.....broke all5 metatarsels straight across between the ball of my foot and the arch.....felt like my toes were touching my heel but when i looked at it it seemed straight so i knew something was up.....tried standing up and went right bak down as soon as i put any weight on it....started to pull my riding boot off but could feel my foot narrow and the bones grind at the ankle of the boot so in better judgment i slid my foot back in because....get ready for it......i had to ride right at 9 miles outta the mountain because we were deep .......THAT RIDE ABSOLUTELY SUCKED AND TOOK 5 TIMES ONGER THAN IT NORMALLY WOULD HAVE
Scarce is a wussy-boy! NO pain killers! Take the pain! Embrace it!
my worst injury is when my sister through a stick at my head and now i have an indent on my forehead
I'm 14 and a couple of months I slipped on a blanket and I hit my head on the corner of the wall where the metal is and I had to get 3 staples, when I went to the doctor and I did not use anithesias and he just got the gun out and shot them in and I dint even flinch.
When I was little I split my lip from cheek to cheek and my two front teeth went almost entirely through my bottom lip and they stuck a tissue in my lip to fill some tissue the headboard I busted my face on scooped out some meat and they put tissue paper in it still there today and I didn't even get the option to num my lip they just put FUCKING SALT WATER in it! So I got 12 stitches in my lip with no numing and also I was wearing ALL Batman stuff and by all I mean ALL Batman socks shoes underwear pajama pants pajama shirt Batman costume mask hat and cape and I didn't let them take it off also 11 a clock at night and I was five...
Lmao, Kyle is crazy bruh, maybe prison was some karma
Hello guys it's scarce here
I was 6 and my brother was 3 I was taking a bath and he ran in the bathroom with a flathead screwdriver and stabbed me in the top right corner of my forehead it kinda stuck in and fell out in the tub when I jerked my head and I started gushing blood into the bath water it was crazy
I had to get 8 Staples in my head because got broke open from a brick was 5 years old
I broke my arm when I was 11, It didn't hurt that bad.
My sister broke her leg when she was 4. She was walking on it and it didn't hurt her.
I was freaking out more than her.
busted my chin open once
This guy might be more obnoxious than the Danny guy
Why lol
@@almightyfonics he just comes of as a poser. He continuously brags about his "youtuber" parties, but he just sounds like he is lying.
lincolnator Are you talking about scarce? I didn’t like that guy Danny
@@almightyfonics I was talking about scarce. Neither of them were likable
I fell down the stairs and hit my head on the corner of a air vent which busted my head open. They stapled it shut which I don't remember hurting which it didn't even hurt when I busted it open. I also went to the aquarium once when I was like 5 and all I can remember from it was my dad asking me if I needed to use the bathroom.
The aquarium thing is the most random thing I have ever read
I don't think I've ever seriously injured myself in my life. The closest I've came was possibly damaging my knee.
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I like it when kids get hurt
Whoaa eddddgyy broooo
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